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#MAN i could. well. ugh its just such a good movie
im-a-goat-in-disguise · 6 months
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no you dont get it you dont UNDERSTAND this scene at the end of wall-e is so aburpt and emotional. especially in the context. the whole movie it's all been up in the character's faces, filling the frame. but the camera steps back and you see how small they are. so insignificant. massive towering monoliths all around them but at the end of it all.. they're just robots.. two tiny little robots. they're in the shadow and wall-e is *gone*. The bright spark of life has quietly been whispered away. that spark, so small, so bright. the framing gives you the eerie sense of emptiness [emphasised by the previour shot - showing wall-e's lifeless eyes.
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there's no emotion there. it's empty. he's gone. not just gone, but the lights aren't on. sure you rebuilt the house but you look inside and nobody's there. the echo of your love doesn't return. it's hollow. it's so sad. i could cry about this for years and years and years. so much is being told. EVE was lifting his eyes and they dropped back down in the most robotic way possible. no swagger or humanity or personality. just back to inhuman efficency. compared to the swift, sweeping, emotive movement throughout the movie - this feels not just bad, but wrong. there's only about 2:30 from wall-e "reanimating" until he comes back completely. but that 2 and a half minutes. its some of the most heart-tugging animated movie i've ever seen.
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bittersweet-mojo · 2 years
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oh my god interview with the vampire fucks so hard
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depresseddepot · 5 months
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I have yet to make sourdough bread that meets my standards for bread BUT I love my sourdough starter like a son
#he grows and deflates and gets soggy and rises#the way it feels and bounces around and sticks makes me think of like. calcifer#i have a microbial calcifer in my refrigerator and he grows bread for me#he's too young to make GOOD bread but its bread nonetheless ! goddamn it !#someone at work said that id get attached to my starter and i wasn't sure i believed them#but man. i love my sourdough goop so much#i think i might name him calcifer honestly bc microbial calcifer is a perfect way to describe it lmfao#it really does have that sort of dramatic attitude that calcifer has in the movies#i know that sounds insane to say but its true lmfao#tomorrow im going to try making sourdough pita bread AND im making vegan tikka masala. im so fucking excited#i made butter chicken a few months ago and it was delicious but all i could think was ''this is just juice with some chicken in it''#its DELICIOUS juice and chicken but still#and i finally found a recipe that uses tomato SAUCE and not chopped tomatoes (<- texture hater)#it uses tofu which is a problem for me but im going to try using potatoes instead#do potatoes go well with tikka masala? idk. am i going to find out? yeah lmao#with PITA bread. for my DINNER#ugh i love to cook. i wish i didn't live with my mother who makes me feel like im stupid for wanting to try new things#me: i want to try x#my mom with the world's biggest ''im trying to bully you like a high school girl'' side eye to my dad: ohhhhhhhhhhh.....well.......#to clarify bc i didn't explain very well: i wanted my butter chicken to have a bunch of vegetables in it#and my tikka masala recipe has cauliflower broccoli peas and carrots (and potatoes bc im adding those instead of tofu)#ugh. im so excited to eat it with rice and pita bread!!!!!!!#and im going to stuff the other pita breads with turkey to make wraps and maybe some scrambled eggs and minced sausage in another#maybe GRILLED KIMCHI CHEESE PITA SANDWICH ugh YES#IM SO EXCITED#i hope my pita bread is good really badly
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love in the moonlight
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summary: filming on the set of scream vi was all fun and games. until you started falling head over heels for your best friend. confessing your love in the moonlight was not at all what you expected to be doing.
word count: 1.2k fluff!!
"ugh i don't know what to do!!" you whine, falling back on the sofa in the makeup trailer.
"hey you already know what im going to suggest" jenna giggles as the makeup artist does some final touches.
"i can't just walk up to him and be all like 'oh by the way im like super in love with you' " you explain.
"no that's exactly what you need to do!" jenna pleads. she walks over to you, flopping down beside you.
"but what if i tell him and ruin the whole friendship thing" you whisper, turning your head to meet jenna's eyes.
"oh my god. have you seen the way he looks at you?? that man is in love. i guarantee it."
you look away from her, staring back up at the ceiling wondering how you got into this situation.
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wrapping up your final scene for the day you head back to your trailer. not much to your surprise jack is already outside waiting for you. he;s leaning against the side of the trailer as his skin glows from the moonlight. you can't help but stare for a moment to take him all in.
"hey pretty girl! all done?" he asks, a smiling spreading across his face at the sight of you.
"mhm im so tired" you respond opening the door to your trailer. while also hiding the blush on your face from the nickname.
"you wanna get changed and go back to my place?" jack asks.
"yeah ofc! just give me a couple minutes!"
soon after you open your trailer back up making sure to turn everything off. putting your tote bag on your shoulder, you gesture to jack signaling your ready to go.
"how were your scenes today?" you ask while walking
"they were really good!! except at one point i bumped into this extra and i felt so bad. i think i made up for it by giving her my number though. she was really pretty" he explains with a giggle.
"oh, yeah that was nice" you fake a smile as you feel your heart sink.
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you soon arrive back at jack's place, where you found yourself spending a lot of time. dropping your tote bag, you immediately fall back onto jack's bed.
"well someone is tired" jack laughs glancing over at you.
"movie night?" you smile while getting more comfortable.
"you know it!"
jack puts on one of your favorite movies and joins you in bed. you two had always done stuff like this but for some reason tonight felt different. jack begins talking pulling you away from your anxious thoughts.
"hey so i was thinking maybe you could help me text that girl i was telling you about" he asks while handing you his phone.
"oh yeah um sure" you say taking the phone in your hand.
"so what do you want to say" you question.
"do you think its too soon to ask her on a date?"
you try to keep your composure hearing those words come out of his mouth.
"uhm maybe not" you whisper feeling tears brim your eyes.
"okay maybe start with 'hey! i think you're super gorgeous and i was wondering if you wanted to go out on a date with me?' " he finishes.
you stare at the phone for a second feeling all your composure slowly break down.
"i'm too nervous to send it you do it" jack giggles fidgeting with his fingers.
"i can't im sorry" you say, a tear threatening to slip from your eye.
"what?" he questions at your sudden mood change.
feeling hot tears down your face you quickly try to get out of the room. why were you so worked up? why were you crying over such a small gesture he was making? why were you making a fool of yourself? god this was so stupid.
jack very quickly notices your distress. you're already walking out of his room before he can even get the chance to ask what's wrong. all he does is stare in shock as you gather all your belongings.
"hey hey what are you doing? what's wrong?" he questions, you can hear the full distress and concern in his voice.
"i just really need to go home" you say giving his phone back. this is the first look of you he's been able to see since you started freaking out. he grows even more worried when he sees your glassy eyes and red nose.
"was it something i did? what can i do to help?" he pleads.
"nothing i promise i just really need to go" you respond, you can feel your voice betraying you as your vision becomes blurrier.
"okay well at least let me drive you home" he says reaching for his keys on the counter.
"no jack please just let me go" you slightly raise your voice.
he stays silent and you take this opportunity to walk out the front door. quickly calling a cab, you feel your face cool as the cold wind hits your tear-stained cheeks.
"okay i tried to be considerate and let you go but i just can't. seriously what's wrong. please tell me i just want to help" he pleads.
you slowly turn around to face him. faces just inches apart, you stare into the same eyes you've loved for so long. you let your eyes roam his features, just taking him in. his cheeks and nose slowly turning a bright pink from the cold wind.
"i'm in love with you jack" you finally confess.
“and i have been for a really long while, i just never knew how to tell you" you whisper, growing insecure. he doesn't say anything for what feels like an eternity and you very quickly regret everything that has just happened.
going to turn around you are very quickly interrupted by jack's strong hands snaking around your waist pulling you closer. shocked by his movement you stare at him wide eyed. staring into each other's eyes he closes the gap and meets your lips. taking a few seconds to register what the hell is happening you very quickly kiss back.
wrapping your arms around his neck trying to get any closer you could possibly be. hands roaming his curls as his hold your waist even tighter. breaking away from the kiss you take a moment to process.
"im in love with you too" he finally confesses.
taking a moment to process everything, your thoughts finally catch up to you. "why didn't you do that like forever ago?!" you yell pushing his chest.
"what?!" he questions, confused at yet another sudden change in emotion.
"i've literally spent so much time going insane over you" you laugh.
"what!!! i've been going insane! i have been sending so many signals but you're oblivious or something!" he responds laughing as well.
"okay so we're even" you smile.
"one more thing and we're even" he responds, pulling you closer and kissing you again.
"so you're not going out with that girl right?" you question, putting your arms around his neck to hold him closer.
"oh she wasn't real i was just trying to make you jealous" he calmly explains.
"jack!! oh my god i hate you" you say in disbelief.
"mmm you just said you love me" he responds with a fake confused face.
"oh shut up" you giggle, pulling him in a for another kiss.
and there you were, two teenagers in love kissing in the moonlight.
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workingbynyx · 4 months
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what i think boyfriend dick grayson would be like since i'm having a titans (brenton thwaites) brain rot happening atm ☝🏻 (probably ooc but this is what i think okay 😔💔)
i feel like dick would usually come home late at night of course, having to patrol around the city and take care of his duties as Nightwing. but he still makes an effort to wake up early to spend time together with you and even make breakfast if he has a few minutes to spare !
he'd probably be the type to plant kisses over your neck and shoulder when he sees you cooking up something in the kitchen, his arms ghosting around your waist to wrap around it then seal it with a back hug and a kiss before asking 'what're you making? could smell it all the way back there'
he is a man of CUDDLES, after a patrol he'd definitely sneak up and lay on the space you left him on the bed and gently pull your tired body against his, taking in the sight of you sleeping peacefully while he brushes his fingers over your hair AAAAAAAA
"like what you see?" everytime he works out at home and he sees you unconsciously staring at his well-built figure. he is such a tease sometimes, ugh (and you love it ☝🏻)
I can also see him being the type to not go anywhere if he doesn't give you a kiss before doing so. even if its just a quick meeting over at the titans tower, a kiss on the cheek before he leaves. oh you need onions for dinner tonight? he'll be right out the door but first, let him smooch your forehead rq. this also means goodnight kisses are essential too
isn't a big fan of movies since he rarely has the time for them, but will absolutely sit down and watch a marathon of your favourite films if he gets a day off
would take you out shopping every month, you tried to tell him off for spending too much on you but he just couldn't careless about it—as long as he sees something that fits and looks amazing on you, he'd be out by the cashier with a load of bags with clothes that you'll probably love. (And jewelry too)
dick usually wears casual fits outside like shirts that would have its sleeves hug around his huge biceps then layer it with a normal jacket and black jeans, especially during his detective days when you fell inlove with him and his stupid leather jacket. but indoors, i can see that its either he'd wear your shirts that you accidentally bought too big for yourself or just go completely shirtless.
totally random thought but i believe he probably gets head rushes sometimes and would need your assistance in getting up 😭😭
he'd encourage you to join him in working out, but it would eventually lead to a bunch of flirting and teasing from the both of you
he helps around the house when he can of course ! but you just let him get some rest more often and will insist when he tries to offer some help with sweeping the floor for example. you know how tiring the life of a vigilante is, speaking as the partner of nightwing so you want to make sure he gets the sleep and rest he missed out on during those hours he's gone
takes you out for fancy dinners even if its not an occassion, he's a firm believer that you deserve every good thing that there is whether its in food or not.
his love language is definitely physical touch, words of affirmation and quality time <3
nicknames for you: "love" "sweetheart" "babe" "little wing" "angel"
everytime he comes home with a bruise or two, he takes it to his advantage to get a close up of your pretty features as you nag at him to keep himself safe. he knew you couldn't stay mad at him for too long but he understood your frustrations. the last time he arrived with a bloody nose, swollen lip and a slice to his arm and chest was the day you thought you'd lose him, thankfully you were in the tower so you had all the resources you needed and he eventually healed quickly. dick could be a bit careless sometimes, so after the incident he instilled in himself to try and avoid serious injuries for the sake of your wellbeing.
"you know you're cute when you get mad" "dick i'm being serious! i can't lose you..." "i know², but i'm fine...as long as you're with me by my side, angel" "i swear if yo—" "shhh i'm here now, i'm in one piece. besides, its only a few scratches, i'll live another day. and I surely won't allow myself to leave you like that. not now, not ever—you understand? good...i love you, a'ight? nothing will ever change that" <3
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Bitter | Kylian Mbappé
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Pairing: Kylian Mbappé x Female Reader
Word Count: 2.8K
Warnings: Sexual tension / Teasing
A/N: Apologies for being MIA, slowly getting back into writing after a busy few weeks. Will hopefully be posting more oneshots soon. Hope you babes enjoy .xoxo
(Y/F/N) - Your Friend’s Name
What started off as a chilled day, unfortunately didn’t end that way. The day had started off with Achraf coming over, we caught up for some time before I decided to leave him and Kylian alone. I walked off to our room in hopes of either being productive or finding something entertaining to kill some time.
I was settled comfortably in bed with my phone in one hand and TV remote in the other, I skipped through movies whilst scrolling through Instagram simultaneously. It wasn’t until I got a call from (Y/F/N) that I put my phone on speaker and continued skipping through movies. “Heyyy !” she said enthusiastically. “Hey girl ! What’s up ?” I greeted. “Nothing much, just getting ready at the moment. How about you ?” She asked. “Getting ready ? For what ?” I furrowed my brows. “For Jason’s birthday dinner ! Aren’t you coming ?” She asked in shock.
“Oh shit.. that’s today” I hit my forehead. “Duh ! Didn’t you read the invite ?” she said in an obvious tone. “Obviously I did, I just didn’t have any intention to go…” I trailed. “Why ? Is it Kylian ?” She asked concerned. “No no. Don’t you remember he used to like me ? What would Kylian think if I’m attending a party of a guy that used to like me ?”
“Damn I actually forgot about that” she stifled a giggle. “Well that was in damn high school, we’re all adults now. I’m sure he moved on and besides that, I don’t want to go alone and I don’t want to talk to anyone else there” she whined. “Ugh I don’t know” I pursed my lips. “Oh come on man. Nothing bad is gonna happen and god forbid anything does, I’m here to throw hands” she reassured. “I feel bad though” I pouted. “If you really feel that bad, bring your mans with” she suggested. “I could but Achraf is over at the moment, I don’t know if he’s leaving anytime soon so it’s a bit of a sticky situation” I said. “Come on… pleaseeeee” she whined. I thought about it for a bit before sighing and agreeing to go. “I love you ! You’re the bestest. Call me when you’re here. Ciao” she said lastly before ending the call.
I groaned as I got up from my comfy position on the bed and headed to the bathroom to have a shower. I had plenty of time since it was a dinner anyway so I took my time to do my hair and makeup, before slipping on my skirt and top.
I sat at the edge of the bed to strap on my heels when suddenly the door burst open. Kylian’s gaze immediately fell on me. He whistled as he walked over to stand in front of me. “Mon amour is this all for me ?” He wiggled his brows playfully. “Not today babe” I said as I stood up and walked over to my dresser to spray on some perfume. "He raised a brow in confusion, “Then where are you going ?”. "Remember that dinner party thing I was telling you about earlier this week and I didn’t want to go… Well, it's today and I need you to drop me off please" I said as I walked over to stand in front of him whilst he was seated at the edge of the bed.
“What made you change your mind ?” He asked curiously. “(Y/F/N) refuses to go without me” I sighed. “Then tell her to not go” he said obviously. “You know her, she doesn’t take no for an answer. Besides that, she’s kinda curious to see where everyone is at all these years since high school. I mean its been like 6 years so it’s also a reunion thing” I said as I caressed his hands which he then stood up. "Okay" he let out a sigh. “Thank you baby!” I pecked his lips before I walked over to my dresser to grab my purse. His hands then wrapped around my waist with his face nuzzled in my neck. “I wanted us to spend alone time” he mumbled.
“Why do you have to look so good” he pouted as he then kissed my cheek. “I’m all yours later” I then placed a kiss on his cheek and turned to face him, whilst I was still held by him. "Who's going ?" He asked. "I don't believe you know anyone there that's going besides (Y/F/N)" I said as I grabbed his hand and pulled him along with me downstairs. As he always does, he held the passenger door open for me and shut it once I was in the car before going to the drivers side. I checked the time on my phone and I couldn’t believe that I had so much of time, and I was currently running late.
The ride to the restaurant was fairly quiet, only the music playing softly in the background had filled the silence. It was a comfortable silence though, not alarming, considering he drove with one hand on my thigh and one hand on the steering wheel. He of course had to rev the car when we stopped in front of the restaurant. Show off. "Oh my god everyone's looking" I said under my breath. "That's a good thing" he said from beside me.
My friends were all stood outside...I wonder why ? A few guys were out here as well, I could see Kylian’s jaw clench when he saw, Jason. Kylian doesn’t know about Jason liking me ages ago, I never bothered mentioning it because I never thought I’d see him again and not to say I dated the guy anyway. If I mentioned it on the way here then you bet Kylian is making a u-turn back home.
The car clearly caught everyone's attention as some people wanted to know who was going to come out of it. "You’re coming along right ?" I turned to look at him. He didn’t answer as he just looked at the guys outside. “Ky” I called. “Hmm” he hummed then turned to look at me. “Are you coming ?” I repeated my question. “Yeah yeah, you can jump off if you want whilst I go park” He smiled at me as he watched me step out of the car. He rolled down the window as I shut the door, just then Jason walked towards me to pull me in for a hug. "Hey! Thanks for coming" he smiled. "Thanks for inviting me" I smiled back. He then looked behind me to see the car.
"Hey man, sick ride !" Jason said as he leaned against the car door to talk to Kylian. "Thanks" he said plainly. I tried to hold back my laugh, he clearly doesn't like him. "Why don't you join us ?" Jason asked. That's when I stepped in because I know Kylian is going to give him a sarcastic answer. "Sure, he’d love to" I said as I stood beside Jason. "Great, we'll see you inside" Jason said. Kylian then sped off to park the car as everyone walked inside the restaurant. I excused myself as I decided to wait for Kylian outside. Little did Jason know is that Kylian was going to come regardless of an invite.
I had my arms crossed over my chest as he walked towards me with a smug look on his face. "What ?” I raised a brow. “Nothing…” he trailed and stood behind me to whisper in my ear. “Walking towards you and seeing you in that skirt is doing things to me, all I can think about is what we’d be doing if we were at home right now.” I could feel the heat suddenly rush to my cheeks. “Please don’t start” I said as I shut my eyes and tried to shake off the dirty thoughts away. “Well, let’s see how long you last before you’re rushing me to go home” he smirked. “Hmm we’ll see about that” I said as I turned to briefly look at him behind me. He then grabbed a hold of my hand and led the way.
Yet again all eyes were on the both of us, the only empty seat that was left for the both of us was one next to Jason and some other guy whom I didn't know. Since I knew Jason, I was just about to pull the seat to sit next to him but Kylian sat in place I gave him a look before sitting down next to him. "So I didn't catch your name" Jason spoke as he turned to look at Kylian. I pressed my lips together so hard to stop myself from laughing. "Kylian" he answered. "Jason, but I bet you already knew that" he smiled. "As a matter of fact, I didn't, (Y/N) never mentioned you until now" Kylian said oblivious. This liar. I lightly hit his leg under the table intentionally. “By that he means I knew about the invite but I wasn’t sure if I was going to make it because Kylian has training and matches” I said with a smile.
"What do you do mate ?" Jason asked him, now he's intrigued, completely oblivious to who Kylian is and what he does. Can’t blame Jason, he’s lived in the USA pretty much his whole life until he came as an exchange student and after about a year he left back. "Football player…but you’re still studying right ?" Kylian asked. "I was but I dropped out a few months ago, my parents are pretty rich so I thought why should I waste my time" he chuckled. Kylian then glanced at me in signal to lean in closer, "Is this a joke" he whispered. I stifled a laugh but kept myself together. "So you mean soccer ?" Jason asked. I thought I should answer that before Kylian gives in a cold reply back. "On the European side it’s known as football, Jason. He plays for PSG" I smiled proudly. I placed my hand on top of his in signal to stay calm.
"Is that where you guys kick the ball into the net ?" Jason asked. I could see Kylian clench his jaw and roll his eyes, he's so done with him. I was about to speak up but Kylian decided to answer that instead, "Yeah man, we waste about 90 mins trying to get the ball into the net. Sounds like fun doesn't it ?" Kylian said sarcastically. "No" Jason chuckled, he didn't catch on. When Jason turned to have a conversation with the girl next to him, Kylian turned to look at me. "Just look at this idiot" he said as he gestured to Jason. "Calm down Ky. He’s not European so he doesn’t keep up with sport" I giggled.
The whole night Jason was trying to become friends with Kylian but he was having none of it and just wanted to leave, he was already offended by his assumption of playing football and the fact that he called it soccer. Whilst Kylian was talking to Jason, I ended up making friends with Scott beside me. I learned that he was Jason’s best friend from the US as well. The whole 5 minutes I learned about Scott was all going well until I felt Kylian’s hand laying on my thigh. I quickly looked at him beside me and he was still chatting to Jason. I didn’t react and continued my conversation with Scott until I felt his hand ride up higher on my thigh, his thumb caressing my inner thigh. I felt like I was melting internally. When his fingers travelled under my skirt I placed my hand on top of his to stop him. “Would you excuse me please” I said as I abruptly stood up. “(Y/F/N) care to join me ?” I asked. She took a hint and followed me along to the bathroom.
“What’s wrong ?” (Y/F/N) whisper yelled. “Just needed a breather from Scott” I lied. I faked a sigh of relief as we got to the bathroom. “What happened ?” She asked curiously. “He was just boring me and I felt the need to leave” I shrugged. “Ahh shame. Bummer he’s really cute though” she pointed out. “He’s all yours” I smiled at her and gave her a pat on her shoulder. “Bet, is he single” she raised s brow. “You bet” I smiled. “Then please do the honours of being my wingwoman” she pouted. “Babes, I’m already on it” I said as I freshened up before leaving the bathroom and pulling her along with me.
As we walked back, everyone’s attention was pulled to Jason’s story telling. I took a seat in my spot and felt Kylian’s gaze burning through me. He leaned in close and mumbled, “Missed you” then placed a kiss on my cheek. “I’m sure you did” I said low enough for only him to hear. Missed me for very obvious reasons. I then played around with the napkin on my lap before purposely dropping it on the floor. I reached below the table for it with one hand whilst my other hand slowly moved up his leg and stopped mid thigh. I could feel him stiffen under my touch as he held a firm grip on the arm of the chair. I sat up straight and crossed my legs over pretending that nothing is going on. My hand traveled further up his thigh until his hand firmly gripped mine to stop me. I then thought of continuing my conversation with Scott before Kylian could say something.
I played my role as wingwoman for (Y/F/N) as she asked. I could feel through the entire conversation Kylian was literally burning me with his gaze. He’s itching to leave and I’m not. Since he still held my hand and I couldn’t fight his grip, as a tease I thought of gripping his thigh. He was tensed and shifted a lot in his seat because he was getting annoyed.
After everyone finished eating their dinner and paid up, Jason had suggested that we all take pictures outside. I went first since Kylian wanted to leave ASAP. I was caught off guard when Jason wrapped his arms around my waist from behind with his head on my shoulder. I could see Kylian clench his jaw again, he was fuming and that's when he decided to speak up. "That picture is missing something" he said. "What ?" Jason asked as he released his grip on me and had his hand on my lower back. "Me" Kylian said in an obvious tone.
"Wait" Kylian yelled before the guy could take the picture. Kylian stood in between Jason and I, satisfied he could place his hand on my lower back instead. Jason seemed a bit disappointed but anywho. "Stop being so jealous will you ?" I whispered loud enough so only he could hear. After the guy took the picture, Kylian hadn't let go of my hand whilst I hugged Jason. Kylian then pulled me aside as he asked, "Why do you have such stupid friends ?". "Just because you don't like one of them, doesn't mean you can call them all stupid" I raised my brows at him. “Hey !” (Y/F/N) whined as she butted into our conversation. “Except for you” I said as I looked at her. “Made a new friend, Kylian ?” She asked him. “Never could be friends with that guy” Kylian scoffed. “Anyways, we gotta go” he said as he waved everyone off and as did I. I pulled (Y/F/N) for a quick hug and greeted her goodbye, before my hand was entwined with Kylian’s again as he walked me to the car.
“Soooo” I trailed once he got into the car. "Jason is an idiot, let's not get into it" he said as he sped off. I couldn’t help but burst out laughing, “Ky, he was just trying to be your friend” I playfully said. “Friend ? By laughing and saying football is where you kick a ball into the net ? Was that a joke and I missed it ?” He asked with a raised brow. “In all seriousness, he wasn’t joking. Just let it slide, he’s from the US so he doesn’t know much” I leaned my head against the glass window. “Doesn’t know much ?” He scoffed. “He was literally staring at you, I mean who the hell is he to hold you like that ?”
I pressed my lips together firmly to hold back my laugh. “Forget about Jason, what was that stunt you pulled ?” He raised a brow. “What stunt ?” I innocently asked. “You wanna play that game ?” He asked as he stole a glance. “Don’t know what you’re talking about babe” I said as I crossed my legs over. “Alright then, I’ll jog your memory when we’re back home” he said as he then placed a hand back on my thigh.
(A/N: I’m so sorry for ending it like that, it’s so late rn and I had this in my drafts for too long .xx)
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house-of-daena · 7 months
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chasing childe through liyue harbor, laughing, lighthearted as you try to tag him and he slips between crowds with practiced ease. cupping your hands 'round a geo crystalfly as it dissolves, conparing the core to the pearls of his teeth. he bites down on it playfully and then spits and splutters when his tongue meets the odd taste of it. slipping your fingers beneath his gloves, teasing at his palm, grinning at the little heart hidden in its design. you wrap your arms around his waist and he kicks playfully as you haul him up, pouting when you set him back down, already insisting that you pick him up again, comrade, surely you can do it? he smiles and the stars are in his eyes, and everything aches, but sweetly.
throwing your quill at zandik. he laughs at you, and you stand, and he stands too, using a book as a shield as you pounce with terrible intent— digging your fingers into his ticklish sides as he cackles. eating a piece of rukkhashava mushroom on a dare and frowning thoughtfully and zandik gets curious and tries it too and spits it out because it honestly doesn't taste very good but you'd felt the need for a touch of trickery. he hisses and cusses as rain starts to fall during an "expedition" (date where you walk outside the city) and you grab his hand and lead him beneath a large, leafy tree and give him a kiss and he flushes a lovely red as he glares at you. he stares at the medical gloves he dons as he dissects a man, trying to see how he ticks and why he stopped, contemplating their story. he thinks about you and huffs, because there had once been a great surgeon named halsted, and he was married to a nurse, and he loved her immeasurably, and there was once a man named zandik destined for great and terrible things, and maybe in another life he could marry you, for he loved you immeasurably. years and years and years and years and years later, there is a man known as il dottore, and he is married to you like he always planned to (old, old paperwork awaiting a signature that'd been intended to be given to you once he graduated rots until it disappears along with the boy he once was) and no matter all this knowledge it does not bring him a step closer to quantifying how he feels. he wakes to another day with you and considers that perhaps this isn't something that The Doctor will ever figure out
YOU KNOW when i think about childe, i always imagine those movie type relationships where they're both so silly and full of energy, n laughing... flash backs of them just on dates, walking through the shore and shit... is so so sweet and romantic and litearally you and childe!!!! its that childish teenage romance thats perpetually in the honeymoon stage of the relationship... it feels so elating to be with childe honestly, but its not perfect as all relationships are. and thats so fascinating about it, u love him so dearly that you embrace his FL form with no fear whatsoever. you cheer him on with his ambitions, and though you worry, because he will always worry you, you patch him up, cleaning his wounds and wiping off the blood that covered him head to toe.
you're there when the gnawing pain of the abyss eating his insides and carving his bones as he writes. he used to be alone whenever it happens, thought clinging to his mind like inky hands that stuck, screaming louder and louder- but now you're here, holding his hand through it, humming a tune, fingers gently scratching his scalp and wracking through his hair... liek gydsabijkndlsa. so sweet, like the cute couple you see holding hands and laughing as you pass them by the mall, but you'll never know the boy consumed by eternal void, who will eventually devour you too, but thats okay. thats your boy, n u trust him no matter what.
okay now you're coming in here with a suspicious amounts of dottore thoughts... including him with your usual childe brain rot... hmmm well... this one is so uckgdbsijakds UGH like. stop. dont' ever talk about him ever again bc my HEARTTT
i like to think, similar to you, the time you've spent together in the akademiya will be the highlight of his memories, no matter much time has passed. centuries upon centuries, yet he still remembers the way your face would brighten up whenever you spot him walking out of his classroom, dragging him to a cafeteria and chatting away, not a care in the world if he's listening or not. but he listens—of course he does.
words you say aren't always relevant to his research, or anything really, but he listens, and he doesn't know why. perhaps there's just this certain allure in your voice? general interest to gossip you share? or was it that the time you've spent together has made him so relaxed with you that it just feels wrong not to listen to a word you say when you listen to him ramble on and on about his research? he remembers everything so vividly as if it all happened yesterday.. he has forgotten most of his creations that has been long outdated hundreds of years and yet he remembers every single thing you've done inside your little apartment where you've spent laughing, fighting, crying, and experimenting together, whether it was you kiss him and holding him in your arms, whether it was you cursing him for being a bad lover, whether it was you crying your eyes out and saying that you've missed him n that you finally forgive his sorry ass (he was honestly the worst boyfriend, why did you even forgive him? why did he feel like it was the end of the world when you walked out of the door? why did he care so much? and why couldn't be a better lover to you when you've done everything and anything for him, he wanted nothing more to keep you as his, and keep him as yours for all eternity?).
the more things became different, the more it stayed the same. he likes to think he was much better than zandik. he was not the avoidant lover who was terrified and foreign to your affections, the walls the has built around his heart (that was stupidly humane with it comes to you). he makes sure you've never shed a tear any more because of him, and always, every day he spends you with. because you're by his side, nagging him about not sleeping enough, and now you're dragging him to your shared bed, just with a ring on your pinky finger. and his? he doesn't wear it on his hands. no, no, it was far too precious, it might break from all the concoctions he makes and machinery he builds. it hangs around his neck, safe and sound, hidden from all the danger, while you keep yours on your hand because as for as long he exists, he will make sure no harm will ever be upon you.
dottore was a man of science. he has created a god, machinery beyond comprehension, advancements, cure for what said to be uncurable diseases. he was a man of everything, really. powerful, handsome and unbelievably smart. but oh, love will forever be the only thing he will never be able to completely comprehend. love can be an enigma for as long as it can be, as long as you smile with him, love in your eyes, then he could care less.
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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘’𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 [𝐀𝐎𝐓 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧]
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# .01 — eren yeager, armin arlert, jean kirschtein, connie springer, reiner braun, levi ackerman x fem!reader
# .02 — cw : mentions of kinks : mommy, breeding, overstimulation, orgasm control, praise, cockwarming, mutual masturbation. oral [f. receiving, m. receiving.], mentions of spanking, mention of squirting.
# .03 — ‘one man + one kink’ kinda thing. multiple ones for each, short explanations on them as well, with a bonus of how long they can last. super self indulgent, will do more for other fandoms! [jjk & genshin impact next.] + RBS ARE APPRECIATED!
minors do not interact
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𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑 + orgasm control, overstimulation, dirty talk
eren is an absolute madman when it comes to pleasuring you. he has no self control and no filter over his nasty mouth when doing so. his tongue lapping up at your clit, sucking every last drop off you. his hips grinding into the bed at the same pace that his tongue is massaging you at. ‘yeah? you like that? cmere..’ he smirks against your wet skin, sliding a hand up your tummy before pulling away from your core all together. his hand gripping at your tits, drawing out a whine from lack of stimulation. ‘you don’t get to cum yet baby. i’ll let you know when you can. lemme have my fun.’
how long can he last? 1-2 rounds, big cock man gotta have time to relax :(
𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐓 + mommy, breeding, praise, overstimulation
definitely has a mommy kink and not only in the submissive kinda way. armin would definitely have you bent over his lap sometimes, fingers knuckle deep in your cunt and other hand laying softly across your ass, aching to give it another spank. ‘’s that feel good mommy? am i doing a good job?’ but you could hear the smirk. but on the other hand, armin would definitely not be able to pull out in time, thus developing quite the breeding/creampie kink. and the time he finally blurts out, ‘wanna have a baby with you! w-wanna fill you up!’
how long can he last? being much into overstim., armin would have a strong sex drive, could probably last 3-4 rounds on a good day.
𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐈𝐍 + praise, breeding,
jean is so into praising the fuck out of you holy shit, nearly everything that comes out of his mouth when you’re sucking him off is all about you. ‘w-woah.. d-did you just lick the balls?-’ would be one of pure shock when he felt your tongue tickle over his balls as his cock worked its way down your throat. but on the other side, jean absolutely is a family man, it’s real. how sweet he would be during the baby making process ugh, soft kisses, sweet praises, ‘gonna look so pretty when you’re all pregnant. gosh.. can imagine you in a cute summer dress now.. fuck-’ he would go feral.
how long can he last? with the breeder balls jean has, probably 2-3 rounds STRONG.
𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 + cockwarming, praise, *trace amounts of a mommy kink*
cannot control himself when you’re sitting on his lap watching a movie while his cock is balls deep inside you. always mumbles against your neck, ‘just grind back a little.. you’re insides feel so nice baby…’ his hands would grip at your hips, thighs, tits, even pull your hair a little to rest your head on his shoulder so he can kiss your neck easier. and as for the mommy kink, it would barely even exist tbh, maybe if he was feeling extra subby n soft, maybe desperately needy for you to jerk him off faster, it would just slip out. ‘m-mommy please!’ oh fuck and how connie would be so into mutual masturbation !!! sitting across the bed from you while you’re playing with yourself, watching him play with himself ugh so nasty and i fucking love it.
how long can he last? he cums so fast :( probably only one round but maybe two if he’s feeling extra
𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐔𝐍 + breeding, overstimulation
there isn’t a doubt in my mind that tells me reiner isn’t needy. he tends to get quite subby at times, super needy to the point where he will be begging for you to get him off again even when he’s been milked dry and at the verge of tears. but to cover his breeding kink, reiner does love to see his seed leaking outta you, using his thick fingers to spread it around your inner thighs and work on pushing it all back in. a thought in my mind currently is subby, overstimulated reiner who is in tears as you jerk him off, whining n groaning as you work your hand over his tip, ‘please! n-no more! hhnnng, shit you feel so good… fuck, don’t stop!’ he wouldn’t even know what he wants anymore.
how long can he last? ROUNDS BRO, FUCKIN ROUNDS
𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈 𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍 + degradation, praise [he’s spicy], orgasm control, mutual masturbation
here we love talking about subby levi and while i love subby levi, he’s gonna be mean here. absolutely ripping into you with both his cock and his words. ‘oh yeah? oh i know you can give me another. so fucking do it, cum for me again.’ oh and when you would, trembling and gushing all over his cock n lower tummy, he’d get up nice n close, press a hand down on your stomach, feeling how deep he is. ‘another.’ with the nastiest of tones. wouldn’t oppose to watching you get yourself off while he gets himself as a punishment to you, not deserving his cock. but in reality, it was a fucking punishment to him.
how long can he last? mr. tiny but mighy can go probably 3 rounds <3
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riotlain · 2 years
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Ghosts of Woodsboro Pt 3
Poly Ghostface x Male reader
pov i have worked on this for a hot minute
but i have an actually good phone now so its fine. Im rusty at writing full fics tho🙏🙏
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Part 2
THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI
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As students wandered around and took seats with their friends, this group was the same. 5 students sat together at a fountain, talking about whatever came up and into their head.
The conversation slowly turned into Stu rambling about the new kid to make the group. The shorter stoic man, Billy, looked unimpressed with the description of this guy.
"Yea the dudes got a mask. So what?" Billy questioned, leaning into his girlfriend behind him. That earned a look from the guy, who sat at the edge of them. Randy.
"The guy could easily be a serial killer!" He spoke quite loudly. That earned a chuckle from the girl who Billy leaned on.
"What kinda killer would wear their mask to school? Sounds dumb in my opinion." The girl, Sidney, rebutted. "Besides, he said it was a prosthetic." Tatum chimed in.
The group had different opinions on the boy they spoke of. It was obvious by how they spoke of him.
"I'm thinkin' about askin' him to hang out sometime." Stu said. "Maybe watch a movie or somethin'."
"Well it better not be tonight Stu. Remember, already have plans." Billy responded blankly.
Stu could only reply to a quick "Oh right." before changing the topic.
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The last bell rung and students were all in a hurry to leave. A couple stood by the lockers, one waiting on the other.
"Hey Y/n!" Stu yelled as a shorter man approached. Y/n could only let out a sigh of annoyance and a small wave.
"You ready Y/n?" Tatum asked, closing her locker.
"Yea lets-" "Wooaah! What are you 2 doing?" Stu interrupted.
Y/n explained the project and the partners went off. Stu could only stare at them as Billy approached.
"Thats the guy?" The shorter asked, motioning towards the masked teen walking away. Stu nodded.
"What do you gotta crush on him or something?" Billy joked as the 2 started walking as well. "What? Nooo.." Stu tried to deny. Billy raised an eyebrow at him.
The pair hung out at Stu's, flicking through random movies. Stu looked at the clock. 5:49.
"Sooo since its to early to actually, like, kill someone.. What if we went to see what Y/n and Tatum are up to?" Stu offered up. Billy gave him a look of confusion. "Why?"
"I just wanna see what they're up to!" Stu argued. Billy could see right through him though. Stu has a thing for Y/n. Billy rolled his eyes before mumbling "Sure."
The pair arrived at Tatum's house, staring into her room from afar. Tatum and Y/n only worked quietly for a bit.
"Ugh they aren't doing anything. Lets go man." Billy bossed. "Wait they're talking!" Stu countered.
The 2 stared at the other pair, not being able to tell what's being said.
They, well Stu, only jumped when Tatum put her hand on Y/n's. She showed excitement on her face before Y/n shrugged. Tatum and Y/n left the room soon after.
"Well since they're gone, let's go do something else." Billy spoke, obviously tired of just sitting here.
Stu sighed loudly, agreeing. "So whats your ex's name again? Casey or whatever?" Billy asked. Stu nodded.
The 2 left. Off to their newest victim.
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silly hc idea for the riddlers. What do you think it'd be like if the riddlers who have voice actors/actors met their actors? Do you think they'd be appreciative? Freaked out?
Riddlers meet their actors
Short and sweet but this is way too cute
Tw: fourth wall breaking, meta, unreality/dpdr, surveillance
Gotham
- Considering the canon (that I ignore mostly because it's done so poorly) that hes got a split personality he's talked to, it probably wouldn't go well? Lots of animosity. Like a dog growling at its reflection.
- IGNORING THAT THOUGH. He'd start quizzing him and giving him riddles since this is obviously a fake. A trick someone is playing on him.
- if he found out it was real, he'd be super apologetic and calling him Mr.
- oh god does that mean there's actors for penguin and zsasz as well? They must be more pleasant than the on screen counterparts, at least.
60s
- Between Edward's riddles and puns and Mr. Gorshins stand up, the crime fighting duo is going to be seeing double! But this isn't about them.
- given this riddler is kind of a cinemaphile, there would be so many acting questions. Favorite movie? Who is the most famous person he's worked with (besides him, obviously)? He's quite good at acting and impressions himself, as Frank Gorshin would already know.
Zero year
- Get fucked, Edward, you have no VA or actor. That will however not stop him from harassing the writer and artist. His plan was failproof! How did this GUY beat him? And he can't just read who Batman is because then it'll be like he couldn't figure it out on his own. Ugh!
- He is going to red marker a copy of Zero Year showing every unflattering panel. See that expression where it looks like he has a double chin? That has to go, fellas!
- He tells them to do a better job next time. Because there WILL be a next time. He's simply the best riddler there could be! And no, not with the mohawk, get that out of here.
BTAS
- Civilized conversation after a brief "How strange, you can imitate me- OH-" Well, perhaps you should have pushed for more riddler episodes. His brilliant mind should be on display after all!
- sorry its been...... its been how many years since the show has been on...? Of COURSE he knew that. It was just a surprise hearing it. Right now.
- well. Other than that, he's going to ask about the family, his husband, as is only polite. Then about the other voices. Working with them and-
- sorry, joker is luke skywalker?
Telltale
- It should only make sense that his voice actor should be so skilled with a long variety of credits. Perhaps he has this skill as well and he didn't even realize it!
- German is a surprising accent he didn't know he could do. That will definitely come into play at a later date if he needs to hide his voice.
Arkham
- He can't handle this. The realization he's just pixels in programming- He's so much GRANDER than this! Yes, yes, you've done a great job, whatever, he has much more concerning things to deal with. He'll spare you, Wally, simply because without you his voice wouldn't be.
- this ultimately turns into him becoming the nastiest virus that figures out how to spread to any device that can access wifi. In this new world, there's nothing he can't see or control...
2022
- honestly I think he'd be terrified. Who is this well-adjusted man with his face? He's an ACTOR? People pay to see this face? His worthless, disgusting-
- wait he has fans?
- it all goes downhill from there. Abduction, probably like when Joker abducted Mark Hamil in that one special.
- He will flip when he finds out Paul Dano wrote his origin comics. Someone who knows him so well better than ANYONE else on this wretched world.
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Idia Shroud (Vignette) – Bloom Broom Birthday
Following is my translation of Idia Shroud’s vignette for his Bloom Broom Birthday card.
Spoilers after the cut!
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Idia: Alright. Here we go again. I never ask for any of this nonsense on my birthday, and yet they practically shove it down my throat every year. Yaaaay….woo-hoooo….*sigh* Not only do I have to sit down and talk face-to-face with some rando, but they also banned me from using my tablet. Ugh, this sucks. I might not be able to get through this depending on who the presenter is….
(Someone knocks at the door)
???: Please excuse me.
Riddle: It’s me, Riddle Rosehearts. I’ll be your presenter today, Idia-Senpai. Happy Birthday.
Idia: U-ug..h….H-Hello….Actually, you know what...since I didn’t get stuck with one of those party people types, then maybe I can get through this…
Riddle: We see each other quite often, but it’s rare for us to have the opportunity to speak together at length like this. Let’s go ahead and get started with the interview.
Idia: Thank goodness, we can skip all that icebreaker stuff. Ok, let’s make this quick, please.
Riddle: Alright, then here’s the first question: If you could use flying magic and travel to wheresoever you desire, where would you go? Additionally, please note you needn’t take into consideration the amount of magic used to reach your destination.
Idia: I-I don’t really want to go anywhere. Obviously, my room’s my favorite place to be.
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Riddle: That’s exactly what I thought you were going to say. You certainly aren’t one to defy people’s expectations…However, as the interviewee, you are required to answer these questions. I'll wring the answer out of you, if I must.
Idia: Yikes. What, is the title of this interview “A Senpai gets threatened by His Kouhai on His Own Birthday!”, or something…? Ahhh, a place I’d like to go to, huh….Oh, wait...
Riddle: Have you landed on something?
Idia: I do kinda wanna go to Hydra Valley.
Riddle: Hydra Valley? If I remember correctly, that’s a valley located in the Kingdom of Heroes. I’ve heard it’s got quite a precipitous rock wall.
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Idia: Yup, that’s the one. There’s a legend that a nine-headed beast once claimed the whole valley as its stronghold.
Riddle: I must say I'm quite surprised. I hadn’t thought you’d want to brave such a perilous location.
Idia: Hold it. I never said anything about planning to go rock climbing there or whatever. I’ve got my own reason for wanting to check out the valley.
Riddle: Might I hear it?
Idia: Yeah. It was the filming location for a movie I’ve liked since I was a kid.
Riddle: In other words, you wish to see for yourself how it looks like in real life.
Idia: Exactly. Apparently, since CGI wasn’t all that great back then, and they didn’t have, like, drones to film with, the actors and filming crew actually had to scale the cliff themselves. And you know what else, I even heard the camara operators would use flying magic to film while up in the air. Man, even just watching the movie gets my heart pounding!! I bet since the valley looks that cool in that old movie footage, then it must be even cooler in real life…I guess it’s like, when your curiosity gets the best of you and you wanna go check out something that you just know is gonna scare you.
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Riddle: I understand. When you experience things for yourself, it can help broaden your own knowledge. I hope you'll be able to make it to the valley someday.
Idia: Well, if we’re talking about me flying there, that ain’t happening with my skills. And even if I try getting there some other way, it’d just suck up way too much of my time and energy.  For indoor types, it’s obvious the best choice is gonna be a 365° panorama VR experience! And if you add a feature that allows the user to experience the smells and weather around them, it’d be even more awesome. Maybe I’ll make a device like that myself one day and do a speedrun through the old filming location!
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Riddle: The next question is: What subject are you good at?
Idia: Ahh, I guess summoning?
Riddle: That’s one of the more difficult forms of magic - one that requires a wide breadth of knowledge, as well as the ability to correctly perform a number of complex steps in a limited amount of time. I’ve heard there are many students who lack confidence in that subject…and my Heartslabyul students are no exception. Might I ask how you go about your studies?
Idia: Umm, I don’t really do anything I’d consider “studying”.
Riddle: Huh? Then what did you do to become so proficient at it?
Idia: I guess I was able to master the basics just from playing a bunch of video games. I mean stuff like having to input a bunch of commands within a time limit and clearing missions in a specific order… and getting fairies and magical beasts to team up with you by trading items like rare food and plants with them.
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Riddle: I’ve never heard of such a thing! To think, there are video games designed to allow one to study the foundations of summoning magic. Could you tell me more about them later?
Idia: That’s what you thought I meant?! Doesn’t surprise me to hear that from Riddle Rosehearts - the guy who’s pulled off getting this far in life without ever coming into contact with any form of entertainment…. Well, I guess if you mean that games can, like, let anybody kinda experience what it's like to perform a summon, then you aren’t totally off base. Besides, summoning magic itself does have some game-like aspects to it, like filling out a bestiary and earning trophies. And nothing beats that feeling of accomplishment you get when you finally crack some obscure spell and manage to summon a rare species.
Riddle: I don’t quite grasp everything that you’re saying, but I can at least understand you’re able to enjoy your studies by incorporating these gamified aspects into them. Idia-Senpai, I’m sorry to stray from our interview’s topics, but might I ask you my own personal question?
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Idia: ...“I’m sorry, but” and “I want to ask you something” is a combo I do not like to hear!! Ahh, I’ve got a bad feeling about this… A-alright, if it’s something I can answer, then go for it.
Riddle: Thank you. In a paper you presented on magical devices, there’s a passage where you discuss a robot you’ve created to clean your bedroom. When it comes to cleaning, there’s a lot of work involved such as moving items around and sorting out what should be thrown away. For a mage of your skill level, Idia-Senpai, I imagine it’d be much more prudent to simply use summoning magic to get the job done, would it not? Rather than spending all that time designing a robot to do it.
Idia: Uh-uh. Whenever you summon a familiar or a fairy or whatever, your magic gets drained the whole time you have ‘em out. I mean, yeah, summoning something like a little cleaning fairy is pretty easy to do and doesn’t take up that much energy… but if we’re just talking about two or three pieces of trash, then it’s way more energy efficient just to have a robot go take care of it with the click of a button.
Riddle: Don’t tell me you built that robot simply to have it go pick up a couple pieces of trash… Wouldn’t it be much more “energy efficient” to just do that yourself!?
Idia: Nah, I don’t wanna get up and move around if I don’t have to. This question’s dunzo, Riddle-shi. Let’s get back on track now.
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Riddle: Well then, we’ve reached the final question. Please discuss the things you’d like to do during the next year.
Idia: ….I wanna go outside.
Riddle: WHAT!!!?? I-I didn’t mishear you, right…?
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Idia: Nope, you heard me right. And thanks, you reacted just like I expected. Ortho got hold of some info saying there’s a really good hamburger shop in town, and apparently there’s some sort of limited time event they’ve got going on. So I’ve been wanting to check it out.
Riddle: Is that so…. I can’t say I understand the appeal…
Idia: Figures. Anyways, we could also go spend all day at Whistle Park, the one down by the port. Well, that's only if I got enough gas in my tank to last that long...
Riddle: Idia-Senpai?? Outside!? All day!??..... Ahem, please excuse me. And tell me, what do you envision doing at Whistle Park?
Idia: Do you really need to ask…? Of course, I’d just play video games.
Riddle: You’d really take the time and go all the way outside…just to play video games?!
Idia: It’s ridiculous, right!?! I was sooo excited when I heard some info got released for a new game that was coming out from my favorite series…only to find out it was just a friggin’ location-based game!!!
Riddle: L-location-based…?
Idia: Games that make use of your phone’s location services, and you play them by moving around. A bunch of them have been popping up recently to get people interested in exercising.
Riddle: So wait, that hamburger shop you mentioned before… Do you mean to say that instead of going there to dine at, you’d be going there because…
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Idia: …because it’s a designated location where you can collect in-game items and battle people, yeah? Oh, and by the way, Whistle Park’s one of the best areas on the whole island for this game. You’ll get the most bang for your buck by going there.
Riddle: Ah, now I understand. That game must possess some powerful charm about it if it’s able to get you to want to go outside.
Idia: Nah, not really. There’s plenty of other games just like it, and I originally had no intention of playing it. Games like that just don’t really appeal to shut-ins like me, ya know. But then Ortho came up to me one day saying, “Big Brother, let’s play it together!” and he started researching a bunch of stuff about the game’s different locations on the island. It turns out there’s some nearby places we can play at, so I told him we could give it a shot. I figure it's not a bad idea if I go ahead and take the time now to go on lots of adventures together with Ortho, while we're both still going to the same school and all.
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Riddle: Our interview has thus concluded. Thank you for such a captivating discussion. The only item left on today’s itinerary is for you to take flight upon the Birthday Road. Please, take this broom.
Idia: Ugh, you make it sound like this part is supposed to be easy… If I go flying around on a showy broom like that, I just know I’m gonna be sticking out like a sore thumb the whole time.
Riddle: How do you mean? I find the cool tones and refined look go well with your robes. Regardless, I’m sure Ortho is growing tired of waiting for you to appear. Please, do start making your way over there now.
Idia: O-oh no!! Not Riddle-shi’s super straightforward compliments! I can’t take it anymore, I’m outta here!!
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Idia: Be like the wind, be like the wind, be like the wind…. Get ready, and…!
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skitskatdacat63 · 20 days
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Tysm for the tags @monacobasedgirldad @schumigrace @fernandoalonzoo sry im a bit late getting to this lol
Are you named after anyone?
My great great grandmother(I think??), though she was named Katarzyna, and I was born Catherine, but go by Catie obviously(this lowkey annoys my mom lmao, especially bcs if I were to have a nickname, it was supposed to be Cate.)
When was the last time you cried?
Today, over classical music. I think I cry at least once a day 😭 I am very emotional
Do you have kids?
Nope :)
What sports did you play/have you played?
I played soccer when I was a kid. Also does marching band count?
Do you use sarcasm?
All the fucking time, literally constantly. And also we sarcastically bully each other in my family, so I have to pull myself back from accidentally insulting people 😭
What is the first thing you notice about people?
Hmmmm, I feel like ive done this tag game before bcs I remember writing this exact answer. But usually I notice if someone is a good conversationalist or not. Like do they like to lead the convo, do they like to listen to the other people, do they talk too much, too little, are they awkward about it? It's just very interesting to me, bcs I think that kinda thing really does instantly show you if you're going to be compatible with a person(as a friend or more etc.) Cause I talk a lot a lot, and I think it's difficult to get along w people who are untalkative but also people who talk an equal amnt if not more djkfkglg.
What is your eye color?
Just brown!
Scary movies or happy endings?
Scary movies definitely. I mean im not opposed to a happy ending obviously, but that's not really what im always looking for in a movie, I guess? Rn I'm trying to think of my top movies, and man, not a lot of them have happy endings 😭 But I literally just watched two horror movies the past wknd so! Even though they make me paranoid
Any talents?
I think I could go on a rant about anything if you gave me a bit of time. I really think I can just talk endlessly. Is that a skill? Or is it just annoying..? But yeah I'm not sure, but I think I'm pretty good at absorbing information and being able to go on and on about it.
Where were you born?
America rahhh 🦅🦅 I like my state a lot even though I feel like all my peers keep saying "ugh I don't want to be in [insert state] anymore" Smh how dare you
What are your hobbies?
Mostly drawing! I draw both F1 fanart(pretty much all selfmade AUs tho) and ocs. I like writing lore and worldbuilding and meta, but not really writing itself. I like reading fic and watching movies as well. And I think one of the main things I do these days tbh is read about history and keep up with politics. I get more and more involved with it as the days go by, but unlike drawing, I don't really have an outlet for it sigh sigh. So that's why a lot of AUs involve history and random other things, bcs its fun to involve my interests with each other!
Do you have any pets?
Yes I do! Two cats and two dogs. The cats are named Jin and Frank. Jin is basically me in cat form, he's so anxious 😭 and Frank is like my brother, he's such a little bastard who loves to hiss all the time. My dogs are named Maisie and Ruby. Maisie is a menace to society, but she is also the most beautiful dog ever, so I forgive her. Her name makes me laugh bcs she's named after this book character, Maisie Dobbs right? So her name tag says Maisie Doggs
How tall are you?
Around 5'4
Favorite subject at school?
Politics >:) But I'm pretty interested in philosophy as well rn. Unfortunately my love for foreign languages has been slipping in the semester or so, bcs my professors on that side kinda suck. So I've been putting more energy into my other major, and now all I can talk about is history, politics and philosophy, etc etc. It's just a lot of fun and very interesting to me!
Dream job?
Man, sometimes I wish I could just be a student forever, I just want to keep learning all about the world and other things. But I'd like a job that's not too static, something that pushes me out into the world a bit, maybe smth in the government or like a non-profit idk yet!
Ahhhh I'm doing this a bit late so I'm not sure who's done it yet, I feel like mostly everyone has :,) I tag anyone who's interested, like seriously I'd love to see people's answers who I haven't yet!!
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okay my brain isn't fully turned on and I have more to say on this subject that won't come out of my brain rn but ive been thinking about this for days and i need to share
I think trunks is like. he watches culturally important films, or like cult classics, a lot bc he feels it is a good way to expand his worldview or like just become more cultured. but by and large he does not like them.
oh for sure there's some he enjoyed. And there's a few where he's like 'Well, I didn't enjoy it, but i definitely think it was a good film. Just not my thing.'
meanwhile goten does not seek them out at all. he could not care less. BUT if Trunks is watching one when Goten wants to hang out, he'll sit his ass down and watch! He's not passing up a free fancy people movie!
And almost every time he REALLY likes it. And after every single one he goes on for like 30 minutes about Themes and Symbolism before interrupting himself to see if trunks wants to go get milkshakes.
and then after they get shakes trunks has to spend the night thinking about it. Why does goten seem to Get things so easily? Why does understanding worldviews he doesn't necessarily agree with come so naturally to Goten, when Trunks is actively trying?
Why won't Goten stop asking to see the movie where a disembodied head bites a girl in the butt (Hausu)??? Why does he think that's so funny????????????
PART 2: (Copy & pasted just to keep it all in one place)
okay i think i figured out the rest of what i wanted to say re: goten and trunks cultural movie bonanza as an example it's not like goten knows what chiaroscuro is. but he DOES notice and enjoy how filmmakers use lighting to draw the eye to or away from stuff. He picks up on the little clues. and once he starts watching enough of a certain genre he likes noticing how so-and-so film stands against the others. it's like i spy to him. and he likes hearing what a film has to say, under its layers. trunks talks like that sometimes, when he's doing business stuff. it's all code. it's mental stimulation but Trunks is like UGH nobody has said anything for FIVE MINUTES can we PLEASE move the plot along. this is like a BUSINESS MEETING tbh. and it's not like he doesn't get the plot or, once he's taken a film class, the meaning of certain techniques. he just can't bring himself to care. AND THE MAN JUST WON'T LEARN HIS LESSON AND HE KEEPS WATCHING THESE DAMN FILMS. also Goten like. he doesn't know these movies. his parents don't fucking watch movies. i mean maybe chichi watches like. romance and martial arts movies probably. he probably likes to compare himself to crouching tiger hidden dragon. so he DOESN'T know what to expect!!! when trunks is like 'hey im gonna watch Citizen Kane or Vanishing Point or Deliverance' or whatever and goten says NEAT i would like to watch also and trunks is like 'I know. that's why i told you. come over around 4 okay' and so goten doesn't have any sort of knowledge of these movies! it's exciting!!! bc the movies he saw growing up were his moms movies about kissing and punching and then whatever trunks took him to see in theatres. so like action and comedy and some horror. so it's new! it's fun! even when he doesn't really like the movie he's like 'well im glad i got to experience this new thing with my best buddy Trunks' ALSO they watched Eraserhead once and goten sat there afterwards on the floor (he likes to sit on the floor) for like ten minutes chewing his lips before turning to trunks and saying something to the effect of 'Trunks. I'm worried about what kind of father you're going to be.' and trunks just sort of. sat there. and looked goten in the eyes for a while. bc he didn't have a response. okay i think i got it all out of my system thank you for your time (i have been making my way through my movie bucket list so this is very strongly on my mind)
TL;DR: Trunks watches classic and high-rated movies becasue he thinks that he's an intellectual / because he's interested in increasing his cultural/artistic literacy & expanding his worldview. But he doesn't really enjoy most of them. And it is Goten who actually is able to see through to the heart of the film, exercise deep empathy, and reap delight at the tactics of storytelling unique to the medium. He's like WOOOAH SO COOL & MEANINGFUL .. (offers a critical analysis perfectly, that is sensitive and insightful). And Trunks is like wtf .... (stays awake at night pondering his deficits.)
DBALLZ COMMENTARY:
I WANT TO BE GOTEN ...
From what I'm gathering he A.) Has the capacity to UNDERSTAND what he's seeing B.) Has the capacity to ANALYZE/INTERPRET what he's seeing C.) Has the heart to EXPERIENCE the movie in full and D.) Has the faculty to ARTICULATE/VERBALIZE what he's experiencing.
Goten no doubt is lacking a lot of cultural and artistic context, but he makes up for it with his observant eye, and then over time what he gathers from one movie transfers to the next and he's able to feel even more moved and offer even more insight ....
It's because his heart is open .. Trunks is trying too hard without realizing it. And you can't have an open heart when there is inner pain that you're not aware of. That's what I think about Trunks .... his trying to be someone he's not (a movie-savvy type of guy) is entirely self-removed without intending to be... He thinks it's self-improvement but really he's being entirely daft to what intrigues his mind and what would really facilitate his growth. And he can't be open-minded toward others if he can't be open-minded with himself.
But the format of movies I guess really works for Goten, they're not usually longer than two hours and they're faster paced than say a novel and they're colorful and they have a lot of movement and the mode of drama-deliverance is altogether captivating for him .... They can communicate a lot with a few small visual or auditory details and Goten is hip to just picking up on those, because he's genuinely engaged and enjoying himself.
But Trunks has elected to adopt this hobby on an intellectual principle. But all the rest of him is like ehhhh whatyever. He probably likes sitting and chilling and eating popcorn. But there's a lot he's not into. It's just not his medium. Just doesn't work for him
I also think that part of it is that Goten notices a lot of things just because they are new to him. Trunks has been watching movies his whole life. Menahwile Goten has been only watching the movies of LIFE ... The lighting of the sun and the pacing of the seasons <3 Also Ponyo
So the whole thing is new and he's like "WOOOOAH .. SO COOL HOW the camera was so high in that shot so that it made me feel tall..... really shows you how small the character feels..." And Trunks just like Didnt notice that
Also trunks just DOESNT CARE !!!! But he doesnt know that he doesnt care. SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like this part regarding Goten: "He picks up on the little clues. and once he starts watching enough of a certain genre he likes noticing how so-and-so film stands against the others. it's like i spy to him. and he likes hearing what a film has to say, under its layers. trunks talks like that sometimes, when he's doing business stuff. it's all code. it's mental stimulation"
Thats such a way to put it .... Goten is being such a genius rn. He would liken it to the mysterious business-speech. IT'S ALL CODE. IT'S MENTAL STIMULATION.
I don't know any of these movies but I do agree that Goten would sit for 10 minutes and then say that to Trunks ... It's like him to assume that Trunks would be a father one day becasue that's just natural to him that's just life.
When this all started I think that Trunks was like "You sure you wanna watch this with me? It's not like Kung-Fu Panda or anything."
And Goten said "Are you kidding? I LOVE your movies. They're like delicate poetry being told through the form of telenovelas."
Becasue the only life-action TV Goten had been exposed to before was his mother's telenovelas.
I don't really agree with this next part but it's obligatory.
Goten would pick up that Trunks isn't enjoying the movies as much as Goten is, before Trunks even gives proper acknowledgment to his boredom. Trunks just keeps watching them and Goten respects that and doesn't think about it much, but eventually it must be pointed out that hey, Trunks isn't getting as much out of these as Goten is.
Maybe he keeps inviting Goten over so that Goten can tell him what the movie is about. That would make sense. But really I think that Trunks just likes to chill out with him.
But the way that Goten woiuld crunch the numbers in his head (if he's ever removed enough from the movie to ponder) (maybe during a pee break or something) is "He doesnt like the movies. He keeps watching the movies. He keeps inviting me to watch the movies. He doesnt like the movies. But he always invites me. Why do people watch movies with somebody if they don't like the movies? As an excuse to be with them. He just wants to hang out with me."
But he would take it too far and he would fall on the couch next to Trunks and start kissing on him sweetly and when Trunks goes like WHAT Goten says "you dont even like the movies. You just want to hang out with me and eat popcorn."
And the most self-awareness that Trunks had exercised about this whole thing was when he was wondering why he sucked such shit at watching movies compared to Goten. He never really thought about WHY he was doing this to begin with. And so he's doing some hard calculations in his head meanwhile Goten nuzzles him like a pigeon
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slashingdisneypasta · 7 months
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Foxy Coltrane x Crazy!Reader || Headcanons
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Topic: Foxy with an S/O who hates Otis.
Warnings: Hating on Otis, curses, threats, smuttiness (Specifically meaning talk of cum, penis, and um... volume+proximity to other people)... look, its Driftwood-Coltrane fanfiction. Its not gonna be clean.
For as long as you've known this family, which is pretty much as long as you've been friends with Foxy (He brought you home his next time visiting them. He said you're crazy and you'll fit right in- which you do XD )- you have h a t e d Otis.
He brushed you the wrong way immediately when one of the first things he said near you was putting Foxy down (Someone you really like. Someone you genuinely just click with. Someone who later becomes more then a friend). You tried to give him the benefit of the doubt, I mean brothers do mess with each other right?
But goddamnit. The more you tried to look for a redeeming quality in this piece-of-crap man, the less you liked him. He was just gross. He's gross, and cranky, and god d a m n i t, those r a n t s. Just shut up! You're not as smart as you think! No one is listening to you. You're the boss of no one!
Anyway, so your stance on Otis has been pretty steady since the beginning. You god along great with everyone else, cuz like Foxy said you a r e crazy, so they loved you and they didn't put you off at all. You could even have a good time with them when Otis was there, you just didn't really interact with him.
As for Otis' own feelings... well, Otis doesn't like anyone (Except maybe Baby. And he clearly has a soft spot for Mama Firefly too otherwise he would never have come down to dinner in the first movie and brought... whoever was in that jar for her. I cant clearly hear the name.). So he pretty much disliked you from the beginning too. Took one look at you, rolled his eyes and moved on.
Foxy... is a big fan of your distaste for his brother honestly XD Like, you like him more??? Really??? Hell yes. He is fucken better.
And every time that you snap at Otis (Whether it be because he said something rude towards your favourite person, Foxy, or just cuz he was getting on your nerves by... you know... existing- ), Foxy just has this shit-eating grin on his face and he'll keep you safe if Otis decides to lash out and try to hurt you for it. He'll aim a loaded shot gun right at his brother and mean it. And Otis will see that he means it.
(Sure, he may not intend to actually kill Otis like you might enjoy, just wound him, but uh- being shot is gonna hurt like a bitch no matter where the wound is)
It turns him on, too. Like goddamn- the moment you grit your teeth and growl or even spit at Otis- Foxy feels himself getting as hard as rock. The first few times this happens, he doesn't both you about it. He's a grown man, he can handle this. And by 'handle this', i do not mean jerk off. I mean he'll just, sort of, adjust his jeans and live with it until he stops being turned on and it softens up again?? He ignores it, basically. Yes, he will have a yucky creamy mess in his underwear (Or? Just his jeans?? I don't know if these men would wear underwear. They stinky) but eh he can live it. He's gross, you must know this.
One day either you notice it (I mean how can you not? I bet you good money Foxy's pretty large, bigger than Otis and thats saying something, and that would create a thick indentation in his pants 😅😅😅), or Foxy draws your attention to it (Having decided that, yeah. He does wanna fuck his friend. Lets give this a try and see if you're into it), and welllllllllll~
That begins your more then friends thing with Foxy XD
And oh! Yes. You can bet your bottom dollar you are extra loud when Foxy's fucking you in the Firefly house. You dont give a fuck if most of the family hears, they don't care themselves (Mama Firefly is probably just like 'Oh good for sweet Winnie~ ^^ ~', Baby rolls her eyes like 'Ugh, i'm trynna watch a fricken movie here!', Spaulding is at work, Tiny figures someone's having a tantrum upstairs which is pretty standard, RJ just leaves like 'fuck this i'd rather be outside anyway', and Grandpa... 😂😂 sorry but Grandpa probably cheers you on- )- you just want Otis to know how good Foxy is in every single aspect. Its a low blow, but hell if you care?? Otis is a bastard.
Foxy thinks your craziness is amusing and adorable, and he's so chuffed that the one you're crazy for is him.
You're also super affectionate with Foxy when Otis is around. I mean, you're normally affectionate with Foxy (How could you not be?? Look at him! Tell me you don't wanna give him kisses and hug him) because he's great, but it definitely hits different when Otis' (self imposed) lonely ass is around to see it. No one wants worship him, do they?? Nope.
Like, you're all over him like some kind of obsessed love-struck freak (And, again, who could blame you? look at him-). Running your hands up his sides or over his chest (Dipping under his shirts sometimes), your lips on is jaw or giving him a very deep very obscene tongue-kiss, sitting sideways his lap so you can still see him and have intimate whisper-little talks with him (And kicking Otis if you're close enough 😅😅), sucking slow and wet hickeys into his neck while he watches his old movies, etc.
Again- Foxy does not mind at all 😂😅😅 He loves it actually. He doesn't move to stop you at all. In fact, if he brings Otis around you (Which he loves to do on purpose, because he loves to see how protective and loving you get about him when you see Otis with him) he will apologise. Like 'Sorry, sweetheart... couldn't get a sitter on such short notice. Its not my fault y'cant schedule your booty calls better, sweet thing... he'll jack off in the bushes or something.'.
You are totally willing to brawl with Otis if you it comes to it!! If he keeps insulting Foxy, or you, or just reach your limit- you have lunged at him before and Foxy has had to catch you, throw you over his shoulder and walk off like 'nope you, crazy pants, are the best fuck i've had in a while; you're not gettin' yourself killed that easy on my watch'.
Otis... Otis is not much more disturbed or pissed by your attitudes towards him then he is by everyone else's annoying little Things that he hates. He's not bothered, basically (Cuz uh, being annoyed and cranky are his default settings), and that pisses you off more.
... but hey. At least Foxy feels good ^^
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wannabemurdock · 2 years
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Smut alphabet, Eddie Munson
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Pairing: Eddie Munson x fem!reader (tried keeping it gn!reader where I could)
Contains: smut.
Notes: ugh i've been reading too many perv!Eddie fics so here we are. i'm such a whore for this man
Minors do not interact
Requests are open
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He absolutely tries his best to take care of you afterwards, even though he's fighting off his own urge to just pass out. He'll get you cleaned up and also bring you a glass of water before holding your close and falling asleep with you.
B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He is without a doubt, a boob guy. Obsessed with touching them at all times. Watching a movie in bed, his hands under your shirt. Will worship your tits for as long as you let him.
If they're pierced - you're never allowed to wear a bra, so he can always see the piercing poke through the shirt. At home though, you can forget about shirts. You will be topless anytime you're together unless you're in public.
His favourite part of himself though is his hands and arms. He so proud of the strength and dexterity of his hands from playing guitar for so long. He loves the way his tattoo's make his arms look too.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
As much as he loves to fill you up and see it deep out of you, he can’t get over how gorgeous you are just absolutely covered in his cum. Little pearly white droplets across your face and chest has him ready to go for another round.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He has a nice little collection of your panties. You always wonder how the go missing. He shoves them into the seat of his van just to make sure you can’t find them again after a cheeky afternoon.
He loves to wrap them around his cock as he jerks off to the thought of whatever you two did that day.
He also has a nice collection of photos of you during and after sex. Dishevelled and covered in cum. You're constantly finding ones you didn't know existed. Tucked in the headstock of his guitar. Under his pillow. In the driver side's visor in his van. Whether its you in pretty little lingerie, mouth stretched around his cock or a close up of cum seeping out of you. He has a photo of it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He's had a bit of experience. Most of his knowledge comes from porn though. He's observant of what makes your squirm and moan. He listens to your body and doesn't go into sex with you headfirst and cocky. He just wants to make you feel good and will ignore all his own previous experience so he can completely focus on you.
F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)
He loves when you ride him. Your tits bouncing in his face as you use him for your own pleasure. Your neck on display as your head is thrown back in pleasure. He loves to see your pussy swallow his dick with every bounce.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He loves to laugh and joke during sex. Seeing you smile and giggle as he makes you feel amazing is just perfection.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He leaves it pretty natural, only trimming it every once in a while.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Ever the gentleman, he'll lay down his jacket for you if you're not in the comfort of his van or bed. He'll praise you to high heavens and tell you how much he loves and adores you. He does his best to be romantic, even if it doesn't always work. He even bought candles to make his room more sensual for after a date.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He will jack off whenever you're not together. Even if you are together. If you're asleep next to him, he'll have a cheeky jerk because he understands that you don't always want to be woken up. As said earlier, he has a solid collection of your panties for the moments you're away from him.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Somnophilia. He can't help how innocent and precious you look when you sleep. Especially when your clothes shift and show off more than you realise. It takes every ounce of control to not ruin you right there and then. You've woken up multiple times to his head buried between your legs or him tracing his dick through your folds.
L = Location (favourite places to do the do)
His favourite is the back of his van. You two can be wherever, whenever and still have privacy. But his other favourite is on the table right before a Hellfire Club meeting. The risk of someone walking in any moment mixed with the atmosphere is perfection.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
It doesn't take much to get him going. A stare that last a little too long. Your skirt riding a little high. If you stretch and let out a little groan. The slightest thing and he's absolutely ready. He's so in love and attracted to you that you are all the motivation he needs.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Eddie would never doing anything overly mean or cruel, whether it's emotionally or physically. He's down for degradation and punishment but not to the point you need to use your safe word. He'd never be able to forgive himself. He will always check what colour you are whenever he's unsure.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He loves receiving head but he's is willing to get on his knees for you and chance he gets. 69 is his ideal because he gets both of the things he loves so much.
He lives to be smothered by your thighs. His face pressed against you to the point he can't breathe is heaven for him.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Definitely depends on the circumstances. Eddie loves to shower you with love and affection whenever he can. Taking his time to drag every orgasm out of you. But when the time calls for it, he will destroy you quickly before having to get back whatever you two were doing.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He’s always down for a quickie. Why wouldn’t he be? Any moment to be with you drives him crazy and sometimes all that time can be is in a vacant classroom or in his van between a classes.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He is 100% willing to take risks. He'll fuck you in vacant classrooms, under the bleachers at games, even on the table in the woods. He will risk everything to fuck you.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can last a while. He does the thing where he thinks about other things to last longer because he hates the thought of sex ending. He would spend all day buried in you if you'd let him.
He can usually go about 2 rounds a night before he's far too exhauster but if you want more he will put his whole being into giving you head to make sure you're truly satisfied.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Of course he owns toys! He has an expansive collection because he can't help but buy whatever he sees. He loves to torture you with whatever he bought that day. Remote control vibrators. Spreader bars. Cute little plug with a pink gem plus we've all seen the handcuffs
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He loves to tease. Anything to hear you whining and whimpering. He loves to see you squirm beneath his touch.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He is so vocal. Between groans and dirty talk, there's never a moment where he's quiet. He will always praise you.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Loves to be dommed. He's such a good sub and just needs to be taken care of some days. He just wants to be praised and taken care of. Be told he's a good boy and be held close as he comes down from his own orgasm. He wants to vulnerable.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
HUNG. 9 inches, solid girth. Slight curve to the left that hits you just right no matter what position you're in. A darker pink tip that's just desperate to be sucked and kissed.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
His sex drive is through the roof. He is ready at any moment and will be in your ear pointing out all the locations he could absolutely ruin you.
"We could just park the van round back" or "Surely no one could find us in the janitors closet" are common things that he whispers to you at any time during the day.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He is out like a light right after he cleans you up and makes sure you're all right.
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Thanksgiving with Chris and Co. For the first time (choose your own Chris)
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Warnings none its fluff shes nervous.I dont specifically mention names of his family members cause you can choose your own Chris I think most Hollywood Chris’ have sisters, but is just say kids and sisters but its just her meeting “his” family for the first time. I just used my favorite Chris ‘ photo
COMMENTS appreciated!! So are Rebologs . No permission to translate republish or print
My family isn't one for Thanksgiving.
So once Chris heard that he, very quickly invited me to celebrate with him and by invited I mean he was slightly pushy and by slightly pushy I mean he insisted I go and before I knew it there was a plane ticket in my inbox and me without a viable excuse . Chris and his stupid picking me up in a private yet so I can't claim to many people and covid exposure. Damn that man for knowing me so well.
When he saw me he had this sweet but smug smile with his hands out read or a hug. I put my grumbles pouty face on that I could bitin the inside of my mouth so I wouldn't break it as we both often break into smiles seeing eachother.
I passed him but he had brought me into a hug anyway.
"Hey baby" he wispered even though it was the two of us and I know there's a steward or two somewhere but they weren't around.
"Aww why so grumpy? Someone needs a kiss."
I roll my eyes. And somehow my grumpy pout had disappeared but I put it back on.
"Really?" He deadpanned.
"I'm just nervous"
"They're gunna love you."
"Chris i bet you say that to every girl you dated."
"Whats your point thats my job as a boyfriend to be reassuring."
"Great thankks."
"No I mean it though. You're sweet you eat more than a carrots so you've got my moms heart right there. You're great with kids. You can drink my weight in vidka,"
I giggled if only he knew half my shots in bars were water a little deal I work out with the bartenders when Chris and I first started dating I was worried I couldn't keep up with him.
"Yea but I'm better with kids I'd rather color then I dont know people my own age always hate me."
"I dont hate you."
"You're like 5 years older. Doesn't count."
"Sweetie if i didn't think everyone would get along I wouldn't have introduced you during Thanksgiving ok? " he stroaks my face as he helps me buckle in.
"Ok."
He gives me nose a small kiss which I can't help but smile and giggle.
After a nap a few kisses and a bad movie called "before we go" idk if you've heard of it "Ugh love sick dude no one looks that handsome must be prosthetics." I complained with a smile. I got a kiss in return "so you agree "
We get there and then we're getting out if the car to the front door i breathed in
"Ok I can't do this I this is a bad Idea ill just ill feel more comfortable at your house seriously I'm used to spending Thanksgiving like its just a Sunday and"
"Hi come on in" his mothers bright voice greets us and me by name.
I'm a bit shocked but Chris looked amused,
"Come in come in. Christopher take her coat. Ylu can wash your hands in the sink in the kitchen or the bathroom."
I look at Chris.
"I may have told them a bit about you."
Oh god what else did he say?
"Its a good idea honey. " she says.n
I wash my hands and try to calm myself and I walk into Chris when I open the door.
"You ok?"
"Yea just nervous. Really nervous."
"Come on," he offers his hand. "Dont be mad."
Oh god I wanted to throw up
"Oh god."
"No I just said you were nervous."
But they were really nice his they even asked if they could give me a hug. The kids ran towards Chris and then introduced me with someone asking Chris if I was a princess cause I was really pretty. I only knew that because Chris said
"You're are so right she is a princess and not just because she is pretty. But she is pretty isn’t she.”
Damn that man. I couldn’t help but smile. Evil. he’s evil.
The kids were tugging for us to color something I was perfectly comfortable with. To be honest it seemed like me and Chris were the ones acting like toddlers and stealing each others crayons.
One if his sisters brought over some snacks for the kids.
"You know you don't have to color right?"
"Its ok. I like it and I get to spend time with Chris and Chris gets to spend time with them and frankly kids are less intimidating."
I really need to shut up.
"Not that you're intimidating or your familt is just i just need to shut up."
"Its ok" his sister a studied me.
Not too long after an argument came about when two of the kids wanted the same color and then Chris had taken it to use to settle it which made it worse.
"Can you two share?" I asked calmly
They both said yes but both wanted it right now.
How about we split the crayon in half and you both can use it now?
They both thought for a moment and agreed. I easily split in half and sharpened both sides. Both kids were happy.
Change in P.O.V. 3rd person
Chris had been watching her in awe able to settle an argument that has left the two cousins arguing and in tears before, with a simple flick of the wrist. God he wanted to kiss her. He slid her half on his lap and kissed her on her cheek as the kids ewwwd Chris stuck his tongue out.
"Chris" she slapped his chest.
She had no idea his family had been watching until later on no other girlfriend of his was this well with kids or this calm with them. Or eatting cookies.
"Lets go outside hm" he wislered in her ear.
"K"
"Behave you two"
"You too Uncle Chris." One of the boys fired off. "I think you have an admirer" Chris said as they were walking to go out to the backyard.
"Well he has to get in line." She laughed.
When they got outside he pulled her into him surprisingly quick.
"That was so sexy" he gave her a a sweet but almost needy kiss.
"Chris I solved an argument between two kids."
"Yea but"
"While you made things worse." He rolled his eyes.
"You doing ok though?"
"Yea." She smiled and Chris' hart should be pounding from thr love he felt because she always took his breath away but it was so at ease with her. They were outside kissing for a little while and giggling like teenagers until they were interrupted.
One of the boys, he one who was obvious about his crush.
"Grandma say dinner is ready."
Chris sighed in disappoint.
"Ok"i rolled my eyes at my big baby of a boyfriend.
Chris tried to lead me inside but was stopped by the boy
"Ladies first."
"Why thank you young man. Nice to know someone in this family has manners." She winks at Chris.
After she and Chris wash up which ends up in some water flicks and giggles, he is playful anyway but had done everything at every moment to make sure she was relaxed and calm plus that smile of her was his favorite in the world second only to her giggle and slight snore as she slept.
They went to the table, while she took a seat the little boy sneaked under Chris arm and sat down.
"Well excuse me where did you come from."
"My mommy." Everyone laughed.
"And where am I supposed to sit young man?"
"Theres a spot at the kids table."
Which gave way to more laughter.
"Ookay you" Chris easily picks him up and put him down at the kids table as his girlfriend says,
"Nice to know I have options if me and Chris don't work out."
"Sweetheart you are not getting rid of me that easily." Chris said as he sat down.
"Oh ye of little faith."
There was easy laughter which set the scene for a an easy comfortable dinner.
At one point Chris mother asked for his help getting more rolls out from the oven.
"I love her Ma." He said the minute he stepped through the kitchen door.
"I know I've said I love girls before but its slightly different with her."
"I personally love how she eats like a normal person honey."
Chris chuckles "I told her you'd think that."
"But I love how happy she makes you. Your eyes are brighter. Then they have been in a long time."
"I need some help picking out rings." He said it like it was the weather but his stomach was churning.
"Well I'm sure one of your sisters can occupy her one day so the rest of us can go "
"Thanks Ma."
"I should be thanking her you seem happier and healthier than I can remember. But don't wait to long you've got some competion."
His mother moves the door slightly to point to the table and the little boy who took his chair.
He goes in the other room shaking his head "I am not even gone for 5 minutes and you're moving on."
"I did nothing he sat here."
"Young man don't make me wrestle."
"Please uncle Chris we both know I can take you." In a as-a-matter-of-fact tone. Chris had always let his neices and nephews win.
"I hate to break it to you buddy but she likes to kiss."
"Ew."
"Christopher" hwr face went bright red.
"Honey it's just the truth."
Chris clears his throat.
"Do I have to move you again?"
The little boy rolls his eyes "ill be back darling." And jumped down to the kids table.
"Oy" she said dropping her head Chris takes his pointer and moves her head up to give her a kiss.
"I am only staking my claim maiking sur when knows you are mine "
"Staking your claim? Yours hu? I don't see a ring on this finger Christopher."
She laugh little did she know what Chris was planning.
After dinner and desert they dtay the night as it was late and the roads a bit slick.
It was a snug fit in his single bed which Chris was so happy about. He loved holding onto her as she slept.
"You enjoy yourself?"
"Yea it wasnt as scary as I thought."
"You're family is really nice."
"They think you're sweet. And nice and beautiful and that I am lucky to have found you."
There was a knock in the door. It was late "who is it?"
It was that little nephew of chris'
"I think its for yiu" he teased.
The little boy handed over a picture he drew of her an adorable portrait
"This is so beautiful thank you."
"Let me know if he gets mean or grumpy."
"I will. Now go to sleep."
"Ok" he cherps.m.
She closes the door.
"Jeezy I went from favorite uncle to public enemy number 1."
She closed the door
"He is too cute."
"I think I'm going to have to have a talk with him."
"Just dont give him nightmares ok baby."
"Never." But he was going to make sure he knew who was your number 1 and two. Him and dodger hopefully in that order.
"So what do you want to watch. "
"Anything"
"Penu-"
"No"
"You said anything." He puts it on
"Besides," he gives her a kiss "I think you-" he kisses her before he finishes the sentance and is partcillay forgotten until they get too tired to kiss.
"I love you" she said nuzzling thier noses.
"I love you too" he leanes up to kiss her forehead then her nose then her lips.
"Don't start that again."
She can feel him smile against her lips.
"I dont know what you mean?"
"Hmhm. Promise you won't let me fall of the bed?"
He gripped on her hip a little more as well as the clothing underneath his hanth."
"Don't worry ill never let you go. I love you too much."
The two of them slept very peice fully next to eachother him holding her and thier smiling lips close enough that once in a while one gave the other a kiss in thier sleep .
Ahe had no idea that next year this time she'd be Mrs. Evans as Chris didnt want to wait too long and very thankful her mother-in-law would insist on hosting. But right now they just slept so peaceful in eachothers arms even his siblings who came into wake them for breakfast couldn't help but aww and then they kinda all gathered.. But, that didn't stop them from taking a few pictures- no one could deny the two of them were so in love.
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