#May we not forget:

[rainbowbarnacle]

Earnest young man with an unhealthy tan Puts a drink in my hand and says: "I understand You're in search of the place to continue the chase Of the heavenly taste? I suggest in that case You all come with me to my place by the sea Where the glasses shall be overflowing with free Alcoholic delights and free love if you like For what point has this life if you can't realize your dreams?"

Oh, raise your glasses high And drink the town dry!

We'll drink beyond the boundaries of sense! We'll drink 'til we start to see lovely pink elephants Inside our heads, inside our beds Inside the threads of our pyjama legs So don't shoot til you see the reds of our eyes And an army of elephants marching behind From the day I was born 'til the night I will die All my lovers will be pink and elephantine!

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #BOY DOES THIS SONG HIT DIFFERENTLY NOW #you poor fop #“I can still remember when I was just a kid I was free to do what I wanted to but I never ever did” O O F #So now with years of discretion reached #May we not forget: #Liberté #Egalité #Fraternité #For there's life in the old world yet

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[ruporas]

i’ll find you again in every universe. let us be a little more honest, let us have a little more time.

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #despite it all though badlands rumble is like. the only universe where we get wolfwood thinking vash died first... and i think that means a #lot to their relationship and how it may bloom if there was more to badlands rumble considering vash literally saw wolfwood carrying a piece #of vash after his supposed death. u know! despite the short time they were together vash still meant so much to wolfwood that he couldn't #just move on or forget him in anyway. needed to keep a piece of him for himself and the rest of his days. but ofc vash lives and wolfwood #was like ill beat ur fucking ass into tomorrow. there's just so much honesty in vash being able to see that gesture bc he wouldnt know #otherwise just how much he might mean to him. ANYWAY. trimax with with the eternal pining featuring the two chapters where imo #where the both of them really fell for each other... i wrote my thoughts about this on another comic i did before #but vash solidifying his feelings during the hospital arc -- ww solidifies his when he realizes his allegiances are permanently with vash #98 my lovelies but also to me they are so one-sided bc ww pined like no tomorrow and vash only realizes after ep 23?24? his heart did tickle #whenever ww complimented his smile though #and tristamp vw my beloveds. it really just feels like they get the chance to be closer and closer and more honest with each other #with every version that comes about. in trimax they knew how little time they had but struggled so desperately to get closer. in 98 ww felt #more willing to forsake for vash. in badlands rumble theyre Angry but as mentioned earlier ^ more blatant truth... due to circumstances #mainly but has the chance to lead to discussions and tristamp literally. first day of knowing each other ww saves vash - 2 days later vash #saves ww like. Man. AND NOW THEY MAY POTENTIALLY GET EVEN CLOSER!!!! with s2.... #ruporas art

[canisalbus]

Everyone's talking about how cute raccoons are, and while i agree wholeheartedly, all i can think about it the time i was at camp and i woke up to raccoons in our tent cause one was patting my ass through my cot, and then another grabbed one of the other girls' hands and she screamed and our councilor had to literally sweep the raccoons out of our tent with the broom she grabbed to hit intruders with lol. we made extra sure everything was zipped all the way closed after that

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#I keep forgetting that raccoons are an actual existing animal that people come across like it's no big deal #as you may know I'm from Finland and we don't have raccoons here so to me they feel very ~exotic~ #same for opossums and skunks #the american trash mammal trifecta #also armadillos those are extremely cool #“patting my ass through the cot” how rude #answered #anonymous #I've said this before but would love to see an opossum one day they are Such Creatures

[3vocatio]

i love how awful simeon is, not that it's attractive in any sense because it's horrendous how he rejects anything that will lead to confronting himself, but because it's interesting and it surprises me how it's not more spoken of. something so human and something that plays into the reason why solomon told diavolo that he doesn't fit into the storybook role of a perfect celestial realm angel back in season 2.

in his first birthday event, no one amongst the cast batted an eye when he tricked the brothers into practicing the virtues that they had as angels, nor did anyone notice how he mirrored them by indulging in their respective sins. no one questioned why he never spoke much about himself since season one. without a clear goal, the concept of kindness is simply the absence of cruelty for simeon. a passerby, a bystander, because that has been his role since the celestial war.

knowing this and that simeon is an author, it's curious how he seems to assign roles to everyone in his life, and adopt their traits to fill the places that he lacks. that way, he can find parts of himself in them, just as a creator does with their original characters.

but he cannot figure out what role solomon or barbatos play in his story, and it's why he is relentlessly frustrated and intimidated by what they have to say.

they haunt him, because they represent the reality.

#obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me swd #obey me simeon #simeon obey me #obey me analysis #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #no i did not forget to answer asks...! you have not been forgotten :] i'll get to you all soon #in the meantime u get a little treat. which may or may not be a tasty one #but nonetheless a treat for thought

[residentialhomeowner]

a lot of people are using nex as a queer talking point without even mentioning they were choctaw and 2S. without even mentioning that this - harassment, assault, murder, disappearances, lies/indifference/denial about the circumstances of our death - is typical of the violence we face. not once have i seen non-native people address that we, as natives, face this same treatment within queer communities. that queer institutions use our land while declining to offer native-inclusive and -sensitive care. we suffer at the hands of white lgbt+ people just as much as we do at the hands of people outside the community.

nex is not your NB pariah. nex was a 2S, NB, choctaw child. thousands of native people go missing and are killed and no one cares. many are two-spirit. many are LGBTQIA+. many are "queer" in ways only defined and recognised by our closed cultures, that you may never hear of and may never understand.

if you are going to flock to nex, you are not going to take them from us post-mortem. they were choctaw. they were native. their tribal affiliation has already been falsely reported on. if you are talking about nex, you will talk about how unwelcoming and dangerous your communities are for us, too. you will talk about how natives face this violence constantly, everywhere. you will not remove nex from the context of them being choctaw, ever - or you won't say their name at all.

even when we die, you don't care about us. i am telling you to care about us if you want us to stop dying.

#howling #nex benedict #yeah no i'm tired of seeing edit: and they were 2s!!1!! #no. first and foremost they were a native child. can you people stop fucking stealing our children. #some other notes if you see my tags: allegedly nex preferred he/him. i will prioritise using he/him. sources seem credible. #secondarily: if you aren't Black do not say ''rest in power'' for non-Black people. i do not know choctaw mourning traditions and language #(i'm algonquain and aleut) and won't tell you what To say. but please do not use ''rest in power'' when inappropriate. #thirdly: if you don't know how to talk about us Don't Talk About Us. QUOTE us. share OUR words. #may your spirit walk freely nex. may you be at peace. may flowers grow in your footprints and birds fly on the wind of your breath. #may your ancestors open their arms to you and embrace you in love. we will never forget you. i'm sorry we failed you. #we will do better next time.

[limelocked]

On fucking god don’t let anyone tell you this isn’t a win for Finland, they may not be hosting eurovision next year but they got more points than they ever had, they came second place with their native language which has been a running fucking joke, this is the highest they’ve placed other than the one time they won

KÄÄRIJÄ WON THE PEOPLE

#eurovision #we may be hosting the next one but at least Loren got a Lot of public votes too so it wasn’t just jury #fuck jury all my homies hate jury #for us it was a win win because either Finland won (the better song) or we can further our rivalry with Ireland over most over all wins #people will forget tattoo but people will not forget cha cha cha

[psychmerchant]

nothin’ like the classics, of course

#v9 may have pulled me into white knight #but we can’t forget about that PREMIUM angst with illusion!pyrrha LITERALLY STABBING JAUNE IN THE BACK #rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #tarot #lovers #fanart #lj arts #ship cards

[girluimfailing]

Some Tim stans r fucking crazy wtf

#girl... r u sure YOURE not the onw having a hissy fit? #attacking someone just because you think your character is superior #WHITE character superior to 2 poc characters if i may #like no thx weirdo #anti tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #twitter is crazyy #LOL im like a snitch #but wtf is this #the original poster also clarified this isnt a dig at damian just that cass makes more sense as the next batman #and most damian fans agree too #but this tim drake fan came and started yelling abt how tim better than both #💀💀 #and then a dig at batman damian outta nowhere even tho the og tweet clearly said they dont like damian batman #DID WE ALL JUST COLLECTIVELY FORGET ABT GUN BATMAN TIM #SAVIOR TIM? #R YALL CRAZY?..

[moths-in-the-mix]

#search your feelings you know it to be true #v. iv rusty and v. iii o’ keeffe my beloveds #we may be cooking here gentlemen #and of course we mustn’t forget transgender yaoi #though I’m not sure if it would be improper to draw a distinction between the two #armored core #armored core 6 #ac6

[theroseyhues]

lil clay breakfast trio out of clay for the soul <3

#Shhhhh I definitely didn't almost forget to post this :) #anyway for context these are polymer clay #which I haven't used in years but oh well #Ignore the little scratches and wonkyness #alright thats all take care drink water #qsmp eggs #qsmp sunny #qsmp empanada #qsmp pepito #breakfast trio #qsmp breakfast trio #my art #qsmp #qsmpblr #polymer clay #clay #also #this may be my last qsmp art for the time being? #I do still intend to make the wallpapers but I also want to get back into making art for other fandoms #so we will see #it partially depends on what happens with the admin situation tbh #take care of yourselves for now <3

[blaithnne]

The first Heron design I showed off was from before Confidential Casefiles, so I thought I’d show you guys her look after she gets her new arm. Plus a few changes I made to her character for this AU! Just realised the way I placed my signature makes it look like I’M her worst enemy, whoops.

Meet the Cast!

╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆

→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Qalhata Duiker → Goldie O'Gilt → Jack Duckworth → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (pre-caseflies) → Ludwig Von Druska → Bradford Butcher

╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆

→ Lucrais NicRiada

.ೃ࿐

#fuck you *turns your turtleneck into a cheongsam* #hope im spelling that right lol #this look is still from the 60s era btw!! #I’d make some slight changes for her modern day look UNLIKE CANON #don’t know what I’d change tho cause I really like this design #also may and june don’t exist in this au sorry lol #gonna replace their storyline with some original stuff if I ever do present day art for this au! #I might repurpose them for something else #maybe they can be daisies nieces #but yeah canon heron is a fucking child abuser and I think that’s where beakley would draw the line and I’m a beakheron shipper till death #sooooooo that’s not happening a #lso. I hate s3 BUT IM NOT GONNA START RANTING ABT THAT NOW I SWEAR ANYWAYS HUIFEN SUPREMACY OK BYE #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #ducktales #ducktales human au #<- I need a better/more unique name for this au hmm #black heron #LÙ Huifen #hope I got the stràc the right way round #I forget the English word #humanisation #gjinka #also if this were a cartoon set in the present day. I think Huifen would be introduced as Beakleys worst enemy with a vendetta against her #and beakley is convinced it’s bc she fucking blew up her arm bc duh #until it’s revealed heron is just mad that beakley retired bc I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL. I THOUGHT WE WERE ARCH RIVALS

[zakuryoishi]

you will never guess what catastrophic event will take place on march 28th 2024

#inazuma eleven #sasanami unmei #you may not know but i draw unmei whenever a pv drops it's my favorite thing to do... #i don't post them because i forget but it's a silly tradition i will keep doing until we get the final game #draw tag

[fiuworks]

im still in mourning over ice adolescence cancellation

#victuuri #victor nikiforov #yuuri katsuki #yuri on ice #ice adolescence #SAVE ME VICTUURI SAVE ME #rip victor's long luscious locks may we never forget

[save-the-villainous-cat]

very soft soft hero x villain fluff to celebrate the valentines day? (dont hurry on it tho, its lowkey my fault for sending this ask 12 minutes before valentines day ends sooo)

“You alright?”

The darkness wasn’t exactly comforting. Waking up drenched in sweat wasn’t either.

The villain groaned and turned around, the old bedframe screaming under their weight. Nightmares were something they were used to but the reassuring words the hero offered were something darkly unknown they had yet to conquer.

They had never understood why talking about it would help. But…sometimes it did.

“Are you okay?” the villain asked, deflecting with care and skill. “Isn’t this boring you?”

Warm fingers snaked up their waist, finding halt right under their chest. The villain closed their eyes but it didn’t make a big difference, the curtain was killing every bit of light that wanted to come into their bedroom.

“It’s 3pm, love. You missed lunch,” the hero whispered. The villain heard them move, felt them twisting under the blanket, felt the hint of their breath on their nose.

“You don’t have to do this every time,” the villain said. It wasn’t easy to find the hero’s face in the dark, so they were careful with their fingers. Once they felt the familiar curve of their jaw brushing their skin, they relaxed instinctively.

“But I want to.”

“Listen…fuck, I don’t wanna distract you from work.”

“Work can wait.” The hero moved again. This time, their knee found the villain’s hip, giving them the opportunity to pull themselves on top of them. Seeing right through them, the villain grabbed their thigh and pushed them until the hero was lying on them with their full body mass.

Like a weighted blanket.

The villain breathed in and out, completely and utterly satisfied. The hero wasn’t as heavy as they were but being crushed by something felt very nice every once in a while.

“I’m sorry I’m always staying out for so long,” they whispered.

“It’s okay,” the hero said. “Your decision.”

“I know but…I sleep all day and you miss out on all that stuff when you sleep with me.”

“Has it ever occurred to you that I am not missing out on anything? You’re like the only loser I have left in my life.” Their lips brushed the villain’s tenderly. God, being wanted could hurt sometimes. And the villain didn’t even know why.

“You’re not very social, are you?” the villain asked and with every syllable, their lips touched more and more. It was heaven. It was warmth. Something so loving and honest, they weren’t sure if there could ever be a time after the hero.

“No.” The hero gave them a kiss, sweet and slow. “Too many people at work already. Don’t need more of them in my free time. God forbid they recognise me. Asking me to bless their babies or something.”

“Well, you’re a modern saint, are you not?” The villain’s hand followed their spine across the hero’s shirt. Once they were at the bottom, they slipped their hand under it and followed the same path up again.

“Ugh, maybe. I like helping people but…” They buried their face in the villain’s neck, breathing heavily and hell, it made the villain feel good. Affection and desire wasn’t strange to them but being the object of the hero’s affection and desire…they had never wanted something so badly.

“But what?” The villain was sure they could hear the smile in their voice, despite hiding their face.

“…but I’m starting to like you more,” the hero confessed.

Weirdly, the villain didn’t think about using this as an advantage at first. No, their first thought was I could stay with you here forever.

#!!! #before I forget this and it ends up rotting in my askbox!!! #will they get together? will they die? we may never know #writing snippet #heroxvillain prompt #heroxvillain snippet #heroes and villains #hero #villain #hero x villain #heroxvillain #an answer for an ask #request #fluff

[chickenstrangers]

Only Friends // Tonhon Chonlatee // Wake Up Ladies

#only friends #wake up ladies #tonhon chonlatee #*mygifs #*mine #we may be in only friends era now #but we can never forget their roots #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #thaidramaedit #firstkhao #only friends the series #flashing #flashing lights #flashing lights tw #flashing gif tw #strobing #only friends series