#OKAY SERIOUSLY

[xx-the-cringest-ever-xx]

Well, I didn't think this was possible. Fanfic on the 3DS

If there's a screen, fanfiction will be seen.

Bonus fact: I first began reading homestuck on my 3DS

Edit: holy shit 25 reblogs :0

Edit 2: HOLY SHIT ALMOST 60 REBLOGS AND 230 NOTES!?!?!

#homestuck #nintendo #nintendo 3ds #fanfic #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #why am i like this #why am i doing this #why did i do this #yay #its so slow but its fun so idc #10/10 would recommend #best and dumbest idea ever #fanfic on the 3DS #wooooo #homestuck fanfic #on the Nintendo 3DS #okay seriously #people love this post #homestuck posting #davekat fanfic is best #oh my god #why does this post get so much engagement #like oh god #this is amazing #im actually shocked #a fanfic shitpost i made is so popular #my friends think this is so funny #im so happy

[flodaya]

darnell unfollowing everyone on Z’s account

#okay seriously #I need to sleep #last thing I will say #I’ve suspected she actually handed over her account to a social media manager #idk the last caption sounded verrrrryyyyy dry and unlike her #so it all fits together #good for her 🥰🥰🥰 #she owes us nothing

[heythereimashley]

#alfred molina #el cid #okay seriously #just #why he gotta be so fine

[thecryptidart1st]

Huh this sounds....

SUPER FAMILIAR FOR SOME REASON?!?!?

#fnaf #five nights at freddy’s #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #michael afton #sammy emily #soldered wires #soldered wires au #OKAY SERIOUSLY #which one of you is secretly scott cawthon #blumhouse? hello? #i will lose my shit if mike looks anything like my mike #or if this takes place anywhere in 1999 #abby might be pushing gregory but i'll see #this is soldered wires but straight #prove me wrong #does this mean im in the fanverse?

[kunoichi-of--destiny]

Alright, let me make this clear. If you're a zionist or antisemitic(Criticizing/saying fuck Israel is not antisemitic fyi), get the fuck off my blog and stop following me, just a reminder.

#okay seriously #fuck you if you're a zionist or antisemetic #we don't do that here #personal #hailey.txt #mine #free palestine

[maramcna]

[ wake up ] a loving surreal kiss to wake the partner up. [ for jack, of course, because you ever get tormented by a nightmare in your dreams and then you wake up and the guy is IN YOUR BED?? and somehow this is normal for you. ]

yes i can actually write & im so sorry about that

The dream started like any other, the captain entering a run down bar only to be faced with an empty bar... Aside from a single man behind the bar. The Corinthian turned to face him with a grin with all his teeth, a predator who's prey just waltzed right into its trap.

Siting at the bar, a glass was placed in front of him though he ignored it. "Did all this just for me?" Time passes like that, their own little dance with a set ending. Around and around they go until Jack's back is pressed against a wall, the dance continuing on how it would in the waking world, but this was a dream.

(i am so embarrassed abt what is written under this read more do not read i am deleting my blog)

The kiss was more teeth than anything from the Corinthian, almost desperate to taste blood. Hands were equally as desperate both creatures grasping and nearly tearing clothes in their desperation, their need. It wasn't until they parted from the biting kiss that Jack did something he hadn't done before. Fingers traced along nightmare's cheek until two entered an eye mouth, watching as the Corinthian sucked and moaned.

Soon his fingers weren't enough and the nightmare lowered itself onto its knees, grinning up at him with too many teeth as fingers undid his belt. Removing his fingers from the mouth caused a whine to leave it, but his hand was better suited tangling in the Corinthian's hair as he awaited what he expected to come next. Instead of sinking its mouth down onto his cock, it leaned closer until its eyemouth, the one that hadn't had his fingers, could tease his cock with its tongue. Jack could only watch and moan, simply unable to look away as eye mouth took his cock deeper and deeper with its own moans.

His hand in his hair tightened as he used the grip to make fucking his cock in the Corinthian easier, the sounds that left them both were sinful. He couldn't look away and neither could the Corinthian.

When Jack awoke, their was a body on top of his and lips eagerly kissing his. The Corinthian. "Mm, couldn't get enough of me, sweetheart?" This would end just like his dream, Jack eyeless and bloodied as the Corinthian savored thousands of years of memories..

He really should learn to stay away.

#nightmarecountry #jack // asks #nsft #tw HORRORS #okay seriously #tw eyemouths #idk why i wrote this #wilds you infected me ig #he does things with the eye mouths that should not be done #im never writing again

[feral-gaming]

March 18th Log-in

#my post #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland log in/ greeting #twisted wonderland ace #ace trappola #ace #okay seriously #whats with the double greets???

[cedar-sylvester]

can I bully your ex-wife?

“What?! No! That’s horrible.. she- she doesn’t deserve…. That…”

*Cedar didn’t sound so sure.. but denial was plaguing his rationality*

“I’m sure there were just a lot of misunderstandings…”

#cedar sylvester #loving father #duckie queen #okay seriously #BULLY HIS WIFE PLEASE #DAHLIA IS HORRIBLE #CEDAR IS IN DENIAL #also I should add #you CAN fix him

[ray-without-organs]

fuck my subconcious. I can always tell when an issue is with this motherfucker. its why I dont eat. its why I accidentally make references to polandball comics. FUCK YOU SUBCONCIOIS YOU LITTLE WHORE. thanks for storing all my knowledge ever. (this is how computers work)

#thoughts #rambling #okay seriously #I think I might genuinely have a mental disorder #not self diagnosing... #maybe bipolar.... #dont kill me #not saying anything #I just think I might have it #like a non zero chance #of course.... #now now this could just be teenage hormones #which is very likely #or my adhd #its MOST LIKELY #JUST SEVERE ADHD #OKAY #I DONT HAVE BIPOLAR DISORDER. HOWEVER IT IS A POSSIBILITY!!! NOT SAYING I HAVE IT OF COURSE.

[lilybug-02]

Pain is a great motivator…

Part 26 || First || Previous || Next

—Full Series—

Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)

Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!

#CHARA WTF DO YOU MEAN “COMPUTER”???? #lol i hope you guys dont hate me for what im doing in the next update. #IS THAT A MAC OS??? #Yes......owo'' #Kris and the Gang are LITTLE now. I've pixelated them and turned them into little game characters! #FINALLY!! #I never thought I would be going so far in the story to explain WHY Kris pulls out their SOUL and opens Darkfountains even when they killed #Berdly in Chapter 2. Pain can make people do horrible things. #Uhhhhhhhhh anyways. :3 I hope you liked it! I made this post a little too long for my liking and didnt get it out when i wanted too- #but thats okay! As long as people enjoy it :) #bread #art #deltarune chara timeline #deltarune chara timeline comic #seriously though #long post #man am I glad I switched over to the limited color palet! It helps me feel alot more relaxed uwu #This is....way over 16 hours of work q-q #chara #asriel #susie #kris #asriel dreemurr #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #susie deltarune #deltarune #comic #my art

[knowlesian]

“why do i believe this” and “who benefits from me believing it” are the first steps to decolonization and we should all be doing this more

#seriously how many weird rules do we all uphold #SO MANY #and they are all so jesus flavored and weird a lot of the time #like: okay where does the idea that someone is an unredeemable sinner come from #or that people cannot change #where does the carceral state spring from #why do we believe punishing sinners makes them good people #why do we think we have to set the table a certain way #why do we think violence belongs to power and dutiful service to those without power

[xx-the-cringest-ever-xx]

I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF THERES ANY AUSTRALIAN HOMESTUCK FANS OUT THERE

(Specifically Tasmanian homestuck fans)

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THERE ISNT ANYONE ELSE IN THIS CONTINENT WHO LIKES HOMESTUCK

#homestuck #homestuck fans #trying to find homestuck friends #homestuck 2023 #homestuck australia #Australian homestuck fans #homestuck friends needed lol #okay seriously #i have no friends who like homestuck #and i need someone to talk to about it

[keferon]

Pow you messed with the Wreckers. Or something haha

Listen I don’t have a type. BUT SOMEHOW every time I find and add a character to my favorites, he turns out to be a wrecker. My best theory - I have a built-in wrecker radar~

#like #seriously #oh this anime samurai is funny and cool #i wonder what is his backstor….ah #he was a Wrecker cool #hmm blue sassy speedster celebrity? #Wait…why is he playing Go with anime samurai?? are they suddenly roommates or…ah he is also Wrecker wow #didn’t expect that #well at least they are both really fast agile and stuff #makes sense #okay let’s see #ooh funny autistic scientist microscope #I wonder what was he doing before mtmte. He must be…. a h #u n d e r s t o o d #ahahahahha #transformers #maccadam #mtmte #blurr #perceptor #drift #funny story. Drift Blurr and Perceptor…like…didn’t interact with each other during mtmte…..at all. #so when I went reading about wreckers after reading mtmte #it was really big surprise aahahahah #Drift and Blurr playing Go while Percy chilling in a giant fucking jar in a next room #me: what kind of crossover is this??? #also #I love mtmte with all my heart but oh my god it didn’t show me Drift-Percy duo at all #they had such an epic friendship #tapa if you are reading this - it’s happening in All Hail Megatron hehe

[judge-tenderly]

okay let’s do a for and against on how likely it is charles will die before he’s been king for a year

against

he was coronated on the 16th of may, we’re in feb now. it’s unlikely he won’t get another 6 months at least because

he has access to the best medical care in the world. no way this wasn’t discovered immediately - giving him the best chance of success

for

hes sooooo old

trisha paytas’s baby is due in may. may has 31 days meaning it’s pretty much an even split chance that she’ll give birth before the 16th

centuries of incest doesn’t just make you ugly, it also SERIOUSLY fucks your health. the best doctors in the world can’t fix genetics that battered

the press don’t know shit. if it were just a melanoma that could be easily cut out the palace would have said so

if manifesting is at all real he’s fucked

#british royal family #king charles #uk politics #trisha paytas #cancer #okay so melanomas might be more scary to other people but i’m australian we have more skin cancer clinics than gp clinics lmao #but seriously fingers crossed everyone i’m not kidding about the manifesting thing you never know

[cowardlykrow]

“Not my circus, not my monkeys”… Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus

#Okay so i think the idea is that Lautski is on a date and the terror duo were ABSOLUTELY stalking them #because of course they would #but (if they weren't already being the most obvious stalkers) they get caught #because then the seagulls descended #but listen okay #Why they attack (and how on earth they carried that weeb away) is up to you guys #because i dunno #i’m just here to make nonsense comics that give me a good chuckle #NPMD #nerdy prudes must die #for some reason i gave them different clothes sorta?is it obvi i dont have a sense of style at all #Pete Spankoffski #Stephanie Lauter #Richie Lipschitz #Ruth Fleming #Also i don’t know why but when it comes to drawing comics #i forget who anatomy is #i seriously don’t know her #esp when it comes to arms? Lord do i hate arms #Art #fanart #Also this whole comic stems from a story about seagulls stealing sausage links? #that's all i got for you #also im so sorry steph my beloved #i can not draw you at all and this is a curse i carry like a ball and chain #starkid #hatchetfield #//Komic

[egophiliac]

still absolutely losing my mind over Lilia

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #sebek: wow we're so lucky to see lilia-sama at his fighting prime. so commanding! so powerful! #lilia: (straight up stuffs a frog in his mouth without breaking eye contact) #seriously though i did not think it was possible for me to enjoy lilia even more. and yet. #'dragon eggs need love in order to hatch' #ten year old me: gasp. i knew it. #the IMPLICATIONS though! #forget true love's kiss we have true love's baby dragon over here #also twst. twst please. i do feel i need to call you out a little bit on malleus' age #i don't really have a problem with it i was just. surprised. #i mean i GUESS the description of dragon ages was vague enough that malleus being under 200 doesn't inherently contradict it #it could've been clearer okay :( #that said it is true that the younger malleus is the more hilarious his whole world-weary immortal schtick is #'ah...you are all as infants in comparison to me. ' - malleus (age 19) #also lilia being a foundling does explain him not knowing his real birthday. so i will forgive (1) birth-related shenanigan. #auuuugh the parallels between lilia and silver #brb i need to go roll around on the ground and mutter to myself for a while