Star Wars: The Prank Wars
Anakin and Ahsoka definitely tacked Obi-Wan’s chair at some point, resulting in a long and drawn out prank war between the three.
Obi-Wan will get his revenge.
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so there's this devastating period of dramatic irony during revenge of the sith where obi-wan genuinely believes that anakin died on coruscant during order 66, like he assumes anakin died a hero at the temple, going down with the order itself, because it doesn't occur to him that it may be any other way. his grief is overwhelming, he's shaking and lost and needs yoda to reorient himself back into being a jedi at all. he does pull himself together, but then matthew woodring stover decides to punch the audience in the gut anyway:
just look at obi-wan instinctively thinking of himself in the first person plural because anakin is so much a part of who he is and how he approaches the world, so deeply embedded in his language patterns too. like how many times must he have been accidentally slapped by memories like this, even after discovering what anakin became? his habitual jokes and quips are tied to the man he used to banter with so often. his mind is full of mines armed with grief haha
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I don't care what you think the perfect Star Wars fix it au is. If you think it's anything else than the Zillo Beast eating Palpatine, you're wrong.
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“Mission debrief”
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So like, it my duty to drop a fire codywan piece every few months and then disappear. It’s my nature.
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What if star map tattoos detailing the places you have been and the battles you have fought were very common in the GAR?
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Fanfiction isn’t enough I need my favorite much older and traumatized fictional man to literally break my pelvis
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Every friend group Jedi Lineage should include:
A bimbo:
A mean bisexual:
An even meaner lesbian:
She/theys:
He/theys:
A token straight that’s on thin ice:
An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized:
A short king:
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Double Trouble ❤️❤️
Ever since @ndekvart drew her BEAUTIFUL version of Sith Obi-Wan, I knew I had to draw it. I just had the idea to draw both of ours together and her and I both agree that they'd be absolute MENACES on the Galaxy as a team. ( (we'd also be the first to join them because we are unabashedly simps))
((Side note Anakin is quaking in his boots and has NO self preservation))
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I love the gag that Kit Fisto just really loves swimming at any opportunity and will walk around shirtless, completely oblivious.
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more peak tier anakin behavior (and also an unfathomably incredible choice by stover to include) is anakin not noticing that palpatine was trying to imply obi-wan was fucking his wife, because he assumed that if obi-wan WAS fucking a senator, it would be a man, and it's enough to rouse him from his exhausted, annoyed haze into sitting up, because they need to go find this man Right Now. brilliant. iconic. 10/10 content and prose. god bless this book
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Teeny tiny Obi-Wan spoilers
Not sure if they count as spoilers is just one word he says but just in case
The way Obi-Wan said 'Princess' had me feeling 🦋🦋🦋
I need to hear it again I'm--💀
LIKE PLZ HE SAID IT SO SMOOTHLY TOO
I'm on my knees
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AU where Obi took both Luke and Leia to raise and train them as his own and goes feral if someone hurts them (one of my all time faves btw) 🥺
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