#Punsexual

[tampire]

Boy Math? Girl Math? I'm NonBinary and out of the equation.

#nonbinary #lgbt #ace #aro #genderfluid #gay #queer #trans #boy math #girl math #math #math puns #punny #personal #puns #punsexual #blaggings #tam writes stuff #the risk i took was calculated but I am bad at math

[sevi-fuk]

Anyway

#still believe in pan Yang #PUNsexual #get it? get it? #not tagging cause I know I'll get A LOT of shit on me

[mortalmab]

pansexual because I am exclusively attracted to fauns and satyrs

#one might even say #punsexual

[sandygarnelle]

There is this oldass pun about pansexuals being attracted to frying pans, but here's a new one - in ukrainian and some other slavic languages "pan" basicly means "sir" or "mister"

That would make it...

Mistersexual :^)

#pansexuality #punsexual #lgbt jokes #whatever #i am sorry #not funny didn't laugh #bad jokes

[thelostgirl21]

Same...

#Jaskier #Radovid #Radskier #Pan Jaskier #Pansexual Jaskier #Panromantic Jaskier #PUNSEXUAL Jaskier #Are all pansexuals also punsexuals? #I suppose you need to at least be able to tolerate them when you keep being asked if you're into pans... #But I swear I've been with my boyfriend for 17 years and if I say we've never had a single conversation together where he didn't manage to #insert at least 1 pun I'd barely be exaggerating! #And I find that very sexy of him too... #Yeah I'm a complete Punsexual Pan! #I'm hopeless! #My Posts #My Stuff

[sohelish]

when I say Hel cooks, this is how she does it

#because hel is punsexual #jk jk but... if she had an audience present during cooking she would #helish headcanon

[coylesboytoy-moved]

not knowing who I can safely follow in the outlast fandom anymore without running into a bad former friend really sucks. found a new blog identical to mine and I’m paranoid they’re mutuals.

#I’m referring to Im-very-punsexual.

[aetheros]

remind me to never answer any DMs from people ‘wanting to be friends’ ever again. god i’m so sick of this. 😭 another person I genuinely wanted friendship with is gone over his misunderstanding and refusal to apologize and talk things through.

please tell me your thoughts, if someone’s making ridiculous and false assumptions about you and wrongfully thinking you don’t want to be friends with them, wouldn’t you defend yourself and correct them and let them know you do wanna be friends? that’s like a normal thing right?? because apparently I’m in the wrong and deserve to be blocked for it.

#@im-very-punsexual if you wanna block an immature asshole that blocks all his friends instead of talking to them #he blocks friends regularly instead of talking things through

[infoglitch]

JAUNE IS A WHORE! PT 2.

(as always, this is a shitpost, this is just me trying to be funny, not show my interpretation of the characters)

Jaune found himself infront of Ruby as she just looked at him.

Ruby: jaune. Your my best friend I want you to remember that.

Jaune: I know.

Ruby: that being said... HOW DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER?!

Jaune: oh so this isn't about me accidentally eating the last cookie.

Ruby: what? No ofcourse not, I'd be mad if it's anyone else, I only trust you and yang with my cookies.

Jaune: oh.

Ruby: but point is... WHY DID YOU SLEEP WITH YANG?!

Jaune: I'll be honest ruby... It's all because of a bad pun I made.

Ruby:... Your joking.. right?

Jaune: nope, sorry ruby but your sister is punsexual.

Ruby: UGH! Why am I not suprised?

Jaune: hey look at the bright side. Atleast it was a fling.

Ruby: yeah... But now that I have my explanation.

Ruby takes out crescent rose before transforming it into its gun form as she pointed it at jaunes face.

Ruby: JAUNE YOU WHORE!

Jaune: YIKES!

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby dragon slayer #rwby shitpost #jaune is a WHORE.

[notmaplemable]

So, for my blog at least,

Ruby is Arcsexual.

Yang is punsexual.

Weiss is DILFsexual.

and Blake is... just sexual.

Just in case anyone wanted to know.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long

[therealmofamorus]

Prompt

Original male stud

Yang acknowledges that she is punsexual, while Weiss has come to terms that she is moronsexual. Jaune makes a pun towards them, followed by a stupid statement.

Imminent sex

Yang and Weiss was outside of Beacon Academy talking amicably.

Yang: I done some research on my sexuality and I discovered that I neither lesbian or bisexual but punsexual.

Weiss: And also come to the conclusion that I am moronsexual.

Jaune walked up to Weiss and Yang.

Jaune: Guess that mean I am sexualsexual for being attracted to sex~ *Wink* But do this mean I am attracted to non-sexual people or not?

Weiss and Yang looked at Jaune and to each other as they stood up and grabbed Jaune arms, dragging him

Weiss/Yang: God you are fucking moron/you are going to get some

#rwby #rwby smut #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #jaune arc #rwby dragonslayer #rwby whiteknight #original male stud au #original male stud au prompt #anon prompt

[baconlover]

UNDERTALE - Sans

headcanons and facts about the lazybones

Personality: Hes very laid-back, seems not at all serious, loves puns, knock knock jokes and pranks, hes is very goofy, kind and reassuring, but he can be very serious and even scary

Hes very observant, he knows how to read peoples facial expression and body language really well like a book. He hates making promises bc he aways takes them very seriously. Breaking a promise to him would be the worst thing to happen

Contrary to what many in the fandom think, he DOES NOT remember resets, hes only awere that they happen, and hes aware that WE are the cause of it and not directly Frisk, however, hes not awere that his existence is part of a game, he believes we are some kind of "anomaly" that messes with the timelines for fun. Because of this, he completely lost the will to make a effort in anything in life at all (braking the barrier for example), and that gives him the impression to be lazy, when hes just tired of trying, since everything is going to reset anyway

He calls himself lazy because he doesn't want people to worry about him, he prefers to hide in this "mask" of comic relief than opening up

Key thing about him is - he aways care about his family and friends and is aways open to help them, but GOD FORBID him to open up about his feelings, he hates it. You have to be VERY close to him for him to open up and stop lying about himself to you

Sexuality: Demiromantic and Pansexual, Sans don't know much about sexuality stuff, he doesn't even know what demiromantic is even if hes one lol, one of the reasons he identifies himself as pansexual is bc he can call himself a PUNsexual

Job: He owns a foodtruck and he sells burgers, fries, onionrings, hotdogs, hotcats, nice cream, and other junk food stuff. You can find him by amusement parks and shopping streets if you are hungry

Hobbies: word search, video games (pokemon style, rhythm games, sandbox, super specific simulators), study astronomy and quantum sciences

Likes: condiments in general (mainly ketchup), junk food, sleep sunbathing, sleeping, naping, catching zs, hanging out with Paps and Alphys, joking around at Grillbys, making snowmans with Frisk, baking with Toriel, watching anime with Alphys, Paps cooking, game/movie nights with his friends, making people happy and smile in general, dogs

Dislikes: wear formal clothes, no reaction to his puns, when others worry about him, opening up, lies, promises, being used, being useless, closed-minded people, washing his jacket, be interrupted, the past...

Contacts: what he thinks of the others

Family: Papyrus, Willow, Axel, Blue, Stretch, Red, Edge, Black, Mutt, Nox, Cash

Best Friends: Toriel, Alphys, Frisk, Papyrus, Stretch

Friends: Undyne, Asgore, Grillby, Napstablook, Blue, Cash, Mutt, Red, Edge

Neutral: Mettaton, Mad Mew Mew, Nox, Black, Dream, Ink

Avoids: Muffet, Horror, Killer, Dust

Dislikes: Nightmare, Error, Horror, Killer, Dust

Don't know/knew: Chara, Gaster, Burgerpants

Side note: Axel and Horror are the same person from different timelines, Horror is Axel if he had agreed to be part of Nightmare's gang

#undertale headcanons #undertale ask blog #undertale alternate universe #undertale au #undertale #sans undertale #sans #sans headcanons #headcanon #drabble #undertale fandom #fandom #asks open #send asks #asks are open #asks are always appreciated

[carriculumvitae]

dnd, oh, my dnd (yep im alive)

... aaaaand yep the only reason why i didn't post there is my dnd campaign. aaaand oh do you want to meet with my oc?? meet with my sweety honey bun?? my sugar pie?? yeees you want!!

here he is.

i increased my art skill didn't i??

he's name is lucius (well in my language it's sounds like um... luciy??) and he is tiefling bard (i still don't have a clue how to write this ha ha) annnd he is cis and punsexual (he is a BARD!! no phkn way he isn't)

i made him in umm... summer 2021 i guess?? waw it's been sooooo looong. he is my son and sun and well i just love him so much qwq

for cool tags :^) baldurian version

#dnd #dnd art #dnd character #dnd oc #dungeons and dragons #oc #oc art #original character #original art #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate tav

[gigawatt-conduit]

[this is a headcanon/thing I basically wrote forever ago, if you don’t like it then move on]

Yang: guys, I’d like to come out as gay. Specifically, as punsexual

Blake, her actual girlfriend: well, I guess I’m single again

RWJNPR: ugggggggggh

Weiss: none of us are homophobic as a whole, but we are against you specifically

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose #weiss schnee #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #lie ren #nora valkyrie #I headcanon Yang as pan #primarily because she would make this one joke every pride month

[thelostgirl21]

@spoonietimelordy & @iwillbringyouruin, okay, I just had to further check out the French translation of Season 3, and I have to agree with Spoonie, it is awful (especially Extraordinary Things)!

This is why Quebecers have historically been known for making their own song translations (sorry, never got over how, in Quebec, "A Whole New World" in Disney's Aladdin stays "A New World"... But the European dub changed it to "My Blue Dream"... What the heck were they thinking?!?!? How does it work?!).

However, I do get why they changed the:

I can't take you inside, I'm sorry

Then take me here

dialogue by:

The cabin is occupied

Then take me here

Because it's not like you can "take someone inside" in French! It doesn't work that way!

If you said "je ne peux pas te prendre à l'intérieur, je suis désolé" (the literal translation of "I can't take you inside, I'm sorry"), then translate it back to English while keeping the French meaning, it now says:

I can't fuck you inside, I'm sorry.

Then take me here.

That's... That's not what Jaskier meant by "I can't take you inside", now, is it? (Or is it?)

So yeah, they had to change it.

So, instead it's like:

The cabin is occupied (i.e. I'm sorry, there's already someone inside the cabin, we can't fuck there)

Then take me here

Practical, sensible, but we sadly use the punsexual aspect of the scene.

At the same time, Jaskier's subsequent reaction, when he finds Radovid looking for Ciri inside the cabin, seems a lot worse, because he never told him he couldn't go inside the cabin... in the French translation, he just said they couldn't have sex in front of his niece (again, a sensible decision)!

So, I've tried to figure out how we could have kept a pun in the scene, and promptly discovered why no one should ever hire me to translate anything...

Because all I can come up with is:

Je ne peux pas te laisser pénétrer à l'intérieur, je suis navré

Alors pénètre moi ici

Which, if English speakers are curious essentially translates as

I can't let you enter inside, I'm sorry

Then penetrate me here

And

#Jaskier #Radovid #Radskier #Lost in translation #French shenanigans #What is French even? #Well that sure is one way to settle who's gonna bottom tonight isn't it? #Gotta love a direct approach! #No time to waste! #Let's get right into it! #Ah... No pun intended... #Damnit!

[sohelish]

my contribution today

found it here

#helish moodboard #because hel is punsexual #idk I found it funny))