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#Unhinged Au
crocchompers · 1 month
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Beta has no one but that's okay
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subzeroparade · 3 months
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Vicar/Hunter -> Empyrean/Shadow
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cindersnows · 11 months
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i have this au where it's just the ava/m characters but with their negative traits cranked up by a 100, and last night on avf i came up with this
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so yeah unhinged!purple is vengeful and would absolutely beat the shit out of mango. she deserves to
reblogs > likes PLEASE GUYS
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apologetic-drunk · 8 months
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This has been finished for weeks and I forgot to post it oops. Also, don’t @ me on misspelling independent. I know. It haunts me.
Reblogs > Likes
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viridessense · 2 years
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And now, I shall yell about my unhinged AU ideas. Strap in.
First, I feel like I need to somehow address the fact that I spruced up my tumblr account like a month or something ago, because twt has just really been getting me down, and then this effort sort of fizzled out because honestly, I forget tumblr exists. BUT NOW I’ve hurled myself full body into this new Dune obsession, and I need to yell about the ideas. I feel like for every new fandom I join, there’s one big AU idea that consumes me and that I never finish before my interest wanes. Which is sad. But also hey, hyperfixations man. ADHD people probably know how this goes.
So now a renewed effort to actually utilise tumblr, and put my ideas in a place that doesn’t have a character limit and like, every second thing that floats by on your screen isn’t hugely saddening. My sentences are too long, I know, I’m sorry.
But now for the unhinged thoughts:
I am a Leto Atreides stan, simp, whatever the kids call it these days. I blame Oscar specifically.
For every new fandom, aside from the massive unfinished AU, there’s also a ship that just immediately sucks me in. For Dune, this is Atreidaho(Paul Atreides/Duncan Idaho). Come on, the dynamic is chef’s kiss. Just a big ole dude and his murdertwink. That is my jam.
We need more ladies up in this bitch.
Wanna Marcus deserved better.
We need some accidental baby acquisition up in this bitch.
Lady Jessica can’t have been the first Bene Gesserit person to have said ‘lol no’, and while I can’t prove it, I can sure as heck plot fanfic about it.
Giant sandworms? You gotcha. Human calculators? Of course, there’s a show or something about 5th graders who can do that. But a dynasty that lasted for 10 000 years? This is where you lose me and my history nerd pedantic ways. I mean I get that it’s in space and there’s eugenics and stuff, but humans can’t even agree to stay inside for 8 months and you tryna sell me this?? But fine! It’s Canon! I’ll play. But I’m sure as heck gonna plot fanfic about it.
There are going to be so many planetary revolutions. You get a revolution! You get a revolution! Everybody gets a revolution!
I’m bringing Asimov back.
Right, so there’s more to come, and I don’t really have a solid plan(I have never in my life ever had a solid plan about anything).
But what comes next will be less bulleted and more like, yelling where nobody can stop me.
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pucksandpower · 1 month
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“Happy birthday to Alexander Albon. And his present? Logan Sargeant’s car.”
Source: formulalynne on X
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bigfatbreak · 5 months
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What was monarch’s wish 👀
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time-woods · 5 months
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EMOTIONAL WIN ! ! the bug lets his emotions make decisions for once !
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yjcorefourenjoyer · 3 months
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love the Batfam AUs where Jason or Damian or just anyone who wasn’t there for Tim’s early days as Robin thinking he’s the calm, boring Robin who always listens to Batman etc.
and then it cuts to Tim’s early days and it’s just him yelling, blackmailing and scolding Batman.
Tim just threatening Batman with therapy every time he does something self-sacrificing, threatening to call Alfred every time he gets out of bed when he’s supposed to be resting. Hitting him on the back of the head when he’s being his normal emotionally constipated self.
Just Tim being affectionately passive aggressive to Bruce <3
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braxiatel · 1 month
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Enough grumbo AUs where Mumbo is a diehard Ariana Griande fan. More grumbo AUs where global musical sensation Ariana Griande is absolutely obsessed with this little freak of a man she found under a rock one time
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brucewaynehater101 · 2 months
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Mafia AU with the batfamily, but it starts when Jason comes back as the Red Hood.
In this AU, Dick is the first one to find out about Jason being a crime lord. He finds out that his little brother is alive and running a gang and says "fuck it."
Is Dick currently a police officer and vigilante? Yes. Does he also immediately quit his day job to join Red Hood's gang as soon as finds out? Also yes.
Dick has a second chance with his brother. Is this brother a little murderous? Sure. Dick's tried to kill people too, though. Also, Dick is 83% sure Tim's got a kill count. It's fine.
So Jason is confused why Dick is willing to join a gang. The oldest brother says some cringe worthy stuff about family and Jason takes the action as the proof of love and loyalty it is (also, somehow Dick is just as terrifying to their enemies as Red Hood, but Dick doesn't kill them).
Tim, upon seeing Dick join a gang, instantly researches the hell out of this group. He finds out it's Jason, runs the stats for how crime has dropped in Crime Alley, and instantly starts working behind the scenes to create a smoother path for them. Without meaning to, Tim becomes the shadow boss for Jason's gang. The brothers are not aware that the other gangs, mobs, and rogues are wary of whomever it is that's smoothly guiding Red Hood's gang to success.
Red Hood is the face, Nightwing (though maybe a different moniker) is his right-hand man, and there's someone steering them to victory.
The startling efficiency of the gang and quick ascent drives Bruce into a paranoid bender. The man also has no clue where Dick wandered off to and why he's ignorning Bruce. Tim, as Robin, pretends to try to help Batman take down this group. This causes mass amounts of confusion because no one is aware that Tim is helping Hood besides Tim himself.
When Damian first appears in Gotham, he doesn't immediately go to Wayne Manor. He stalks it first. And what does he find? Tim is apparently shadow controlling a major mafia in Gotham.
As some convulted plan to dethrone Tim from Robin (and also because Damian is not aware that shadow controlling a gang is against Bruce's rules [like how he doesn't know murder is a big no no]), Damian decides to infiltrate Jason's gang. At first it's rocky cause Jason doesn't want kids in that line of work, but Damian being Talia's kid (and the chance to provide Damian a better childhood) has Jason and Dick adopting the child. They try to keep the runt out of the work as much as possible.
They all (minus Tim) grow closer until one night Damian overhears Jason lamenting to Dick about how the Joker is still alive. Jason hates that his father never avenged him.
Damian decides to fix that by killing the Joker.
When Dick and Jason confront Damian about this, he reveals Tim is controlling their entire mafia from the shadows.
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crocchompers · 2 months
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little doodles of Beta and Og bc I think they are adorable
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surelysilly · 1 month
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*shuffles cards in hands* yeah
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cindersnows · 1 year
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my favorite au's of the second coming
(only my au's btw i do not have enough energy to draw all my favorite ones sorry tumblr 😭)
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h0nkshroom · 2 months
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gently places these in your hands and cartwheels away into the night
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emo-batboy · 6 months
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Things Battinson Totally Did During His First Year of University
Using Unhinged or Odd Things I Also Did as a College Freshman :D
Note: for this list, let’s believe Bruce was living in an (admittedly expensive and swanky) dorm because it is required for first-years, especially those entering at a young age, and Alfred told him he needed to make friends. Also yes I did every single thing on this list. I never claimed to be a role model
Bruce, to his TA: I’m so sorry I’m late to class. I gave blood a few hours ago and almost fainted on the way here, but it won’t happen again.
Signs up for a class called “Age of Dinosaurs” despite it not being required whatsoever and proceeds to work his entire schedule around it
Bruce: Your mental health is super important. If you think you should see the on-campus therapist, go see them. Friend: Fine. I’ll sign up for therapy if you sign up for therapy too. Bruce: Hold on-
Finds a loophole in his housing contract that allows him to get a pet frog, calls him kermit :)
Gets a second frog because Kermit was lonely, names it Constantine after Muppets Most Wanted, then realizes that they’re gay for each other. Wonders if the rainbow-colored rocks he got them triggered anything
Swings dramatically between calling Alfred every single day and ghosting him for weeks, cries when he realizes what he did
“Accidentally” joins the student body council, doesn’t know what he’s doing, gets re-elected anyway
Molds a dragon out of Laffy Taffy instead of doing his work
Bruce: *joins Honors, gets all A’s, takes the max amount of classes, has several minors, overachieves* Also Bruce: I’m a failure.
Breaks into a building after hours to study because NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AT THE LIBRARY
Bruce: I will not get seasonal depression this year. Bruce: *gets real and seasonal depression that year*
Meticulously schedules his day with a color-coded planner because if he sits down for too long, the thoughts will consume him
Gives a presentation to his rhetoric class on how much he likes Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (it is 20 minutes long)
Successfully allocates funding from the student body council to pay for free feminine products in the dorms OUT OF SPITE because someone said it couldn't be done. fuck you, Andrew
Bruce: It is not an all-nighter if I go to sleep before my first class. Friend: It is 7:30am, the sun is in the sky, and your first class is at 12:30. Bruce: But I am getting sleep.
Refuses to go anywhere without his backpack because what if he needs three notebooks at once
Loses over 20 pounds because ✨stress✨ and scares the shit out of Alfred when he comes home for Thanksgiving
Argues with his TA over the one (1) question he got wrong on his Dinosaur exam
Bruce, calling Alfred: Hello father figure. How do I do taxes? Do I have to do them myself? Also, I think I’m having a panic attack.
Joins in on a charity arts-and-crafts project that gives kids books with matching activities made by volunteers, proceeds to commandeer the project because “it’s not color-blind friendly” and rewrites the instructions for everyone
Makes a murder wall
Goes to one (1) sports game and proceeds to leave in the first ten minutes because it’s way too loud wtf is wrong with people
Professor, addressing the lecture hall: I dare you to write an essay about these two sentences. Bruce: *writes an essay about six words, gets a 100, never even read the book*
Crawls into the ceiling for some alone time
Ghosts someone after a date because he’s too scared to tell them he didn’t know it was a date in the first place and now he feels bad
Classmate: How tf does he walk across campus that fast? I go in the same direction he does on my bike, and he’s always ahead of me. Bruce: *is gay sprinting to Dinosaur class*
Refuses to let others use his Favorite Pen TM
Constantly gets mistaken for a Grad Student because he is “so wise and mature” (bestie, that’s the autism)
Alfred: *casually mentions he got into a car accident through text* Bruce: *replies with a meme while hyperventilating because he doesn’t know what to do with that information??!*
Wears a suit to one of his finals
Regularly eats non-organic food for the first time in his life, proceeds to learn about several allergies Alfred forgot to mention he has
Writes “What is a Hot Pocket?” in calligraphy and proceeds to laugh his ass off alone in his dorm because he is so exhausted he’s reached the point of delusion
Locks himself out of his dorm right before class, frantically asks the floor group chat if someone can help, proceeds to tell the nice gay man on the floor who saved him “I love you” because his social skills have hit rock bottom
Makes a little music album display next to his desk for his favorite band (Nirvana) His friends call it a shrine, and they are technically correct
Has a blacklist of people he refuses to interact with because Reasons
Counselor: What do you want to do when you graduate? Bruce: *gestures vaguely*
Refuses to take the bus because there are people in there and he doesn’t like those
Loses one of his frogs, how tf did he do that, they’re fully aquatic, oh fuck, this is probably why they got rid of that loophole a year later because unbeknownst to Bruce, he accidentally started a frog revolution in the dorms, btw he SWEARS he did not mean to do that
Has two trash cans in his room: one for the Good Garbage, and one for the Bad Garbage. Only Bruce knows which is which
Bruce: *writes a creative piece about a ship’s final thoughts as it sinks, bringing its passengers down with it* TA: Absolutely lovely, Bruce, but are you okay?
Goes on Night Walks, keeps himself safe by maintaining a level 12 resting bitch face at all times
Earns the nickname “8th floor cryptid” after pacing the halls at 3am when it’s too cold for Night Walks (honestly tho how tf didn’t he get the nickname earlier?)
Bruce: Do you think a depressed person could do this? Bruce: *has a manic episode*
Okay that's all love you BYE
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