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hecksupremechips · 11 days
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Actually cry so goddamn hard when I think about Shinjiro Aragaki healing and being loved and having to learn to be okay with himself and being taken care of
#writing him has just been like. OOOOWOEOEOEOOE i piss tears i cant handle this shit this gay ass shit#i came up with an idea for just like a cute short one shot i wanna do soon and hnnnghh im so emo about it#very healing its like very hard to write some of the shit im gonna be writing cuz basically#some of it is just a little too real man and while i crave the angst and the drama i am just like#AND THEN EVERYONE HOLDS HANDS AND ITS OKAY PLEASE DONT CRY PLEASE#and ive mentioned how shinji has accidentally become nb to me now because i just kinda happened to write him that way without meaning to#and now another thing im noticing is that in my fic hes kinda bpd coded#it definitely wasnt intentional but now im accepting it as truth no one can stop me#i just really need him to be happy its more important to me than anything else man i need it for me#and he needs to be gay with aki they need to kissy and i think its funny cuz even in the parts where shinji is mad at aki and pushing him#away its like. he kinda has it bad lol and its clear he feels no actual hatred towards aki but more just self deprecation because he doesnt#feel good enough and like idk i just think about their respective roles in society like#aki is an honor student star boxer hero very attractive very kind very popular got adopted by a rich family#hes going places you know meanwhile shinji is a drop out who never had a family ever hes homeless hes sketchy hes on drugs#his reputation couldnt be any worse and he just leans into it and feels he has no future and hes worthless garbage#and aki could literally have anyone he wants you know he has an army of girls pining over him but he doesnt want them#HE WANTS SHINJI AND NO ONE ELSE HE SPENDS YEARS CHASING AFTER HIM#and shinji HATES it hes trying so hard to push him away and be the crusty delinquent and make aki see how worthless he really is#but aki just doesnt stop he loves him so much makes me sick SICK#and shinji really loves him back hes like not gonna shut up ever about aki hes like either doing it in a gay ass annoyed way#or hes like ‘haha omg aki is so cute though hes always trying so hard to be tough but hes just so sweet and gentle you know i hope he#doesnt push himself too hard if he got hurt id fall apart hes so silly i hope hes eating good i desire him carnally’#yeah sorry gamers this is just a pairing i cant be normal about they mean so much to me personally the fate of the world rests upon them
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yourheartinyourmouth · 7 months
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i absolutely love going to my local friendly gaming store. everyone there is openly neurodivergent and/or queer and/or weird and it’s just like
*takes a deep breath, exhales* my people.
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weirdmarioenemies · 7 days
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Name: Fujitsumon
Debut: Digimon Pendulum 2.0 Deep Savers (kind of. It's a little complicated. But don't worry about that)
Fujitsumon is a darling little eyes-in-a-void barnacle! With their brown exteriors, they really do bring to mind Jawas, world-renowned eyes-in-a-void creature. This is a rare design choice for a barnacle, and a barnacle is a rare creature inspiration choice! Too rare! They are such incredible and fascinating animals, and should absolutely be represented as such, and not just background decorations!
Fujitsumon is essentially a Digimon by technicality, an accessory of a creature, and I'm fine with that. They're acknowledged as creatures, and that's enough for me! They're almost always seen attached to the surface of another creature, and that sure is barnacle of them!
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This is their host, Octomon! Or Octmon, if you don't like the dub name, but I think Octomon sounds better. Octomon wears a clay pot on its head, and Fujitsumon live on top of that! This is a smart setup. If I lived underwater I would love to wear a hat that some barnacle friends of mine could live on! Fujitsumon and Octomon have a mutualistic relationship going on, where the barnacles will sense danger, and warn the octopus of it, getting the whole group out of danger!
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The reason I wasn't so sure about Fujitsumon's debut is that in Deep Savers, Octomon's sprite looks like this, not nearly detailed enough to even depict some barnacles! However, it does seem like the official art was made around this time, so I might as well consider this Fujitsumon's debut too.
There isn't much to Fujitsumon, but I love it! It's cute, it's a barnacle, and it's almost a "secret" creature, and that makes it, dare I say, even more fun than if it was a standalone obtainable Digimon! A charming little oddity in the digital world.
That's what I thought until I found out this little barnacle has a whole dedicated ANIME EPISODE! YEEHAW! This is the best barnacle-related cartoon episode I've ever seen! Better than SpongeBob SquarePants episode 164a Barnacle Face! Why, even better than Benny the Barnacle (2022)! Can you believe it? Better than Benny the Barnacle? I can.
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In this episode of Digimon Ghost Game, the human protagonist is tormented by premonitions of disasters occurring to everyone around him, revealed to be caused by a Fujitsumon settled on his head. A land mammal is no place for a barnacle! Wouldn't it be crazy if you could go to the beach and leave with a barnacle settled on your fingernail? What would you even do? I would probably feel obligated to dip my finger into the ocean regularly to let it filter-feed. If only we had air plankton!
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This Fujitsumon, as well as others that are affecting other humans, come from one particular Octomon, who got so angry at his barnacles that they Left. These are no real-life, cemented-in-place-for-the-rest-of-their-lives barnacles! They can just get up and leave if they're bothered. I bet real barnacles wish they could do that! It would be so embarrassing to end up settled right next to a turtle's... hehe... I shan't say...!
Octomon's petty outburst was over his magic brain barnacles not using their clairvoyance to help him win at a mobile game. Now, because of his Gamer Moment, there are Fujitsumon stuck directly to peoples' heads, which can cause these heads to explode. Maybe he should have just played a good mobile game, like Pico Pets Puzzle! *high fives someone offscreen*
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Don't worry! Everything's ok in the end, like it always is with invertebrate friends! Octomon apologizes, the lead Fujitsumon gathers the whole crusty crew, and everything is fine except for the physical damage that has already been done, but don't worry! The virtual invertebrates are all friends again! Squishy or chitinous, none of us have spines, and that's what matters!
If you know of any obscure barnacles in media, please let me know in the notes! And until the next high tide, remember to close your armored plates to prevent dessication!
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mamayan · 6 months
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“…The fuck is that…”
It smelled like iron and rain tonight, the floor of the bar wet and muddy from footprints tracked in carelessly. The wood was already old and rotting, and it was wonder a hole hadn’t been broken into the mildewed boards.
“It’s a dog.”
He sneered, face turning fully where his eyes bore into you, completely away from his switch to level you with the nastiest face he could pull.
“I know what a fucking dog is, asshole. I’m asking why the fuck it’s in here—?”
“Watch your crusty mouth, boss, I wasn’t going to just leave it to die out in the storm. Some piece of shit left this poor little guy in a box by the dumpster.” He wanted to vomit at the almost motherly look on your face, staring at the filthy shaking wet puppy you held with your jacket bundled around it.
“Find somewhere else to put it, it’s not staying here.” He turned away dismissively despite his eyes still staying glued to the bundle in your arms.
“Yeah, yeah, can he just stay here for the night? Even I don’t got a place to sleep besides the streets, but he might get sick if he’s stays in the cold any longer.”
He grit his teeth in agitation.
“If it pisses in here I’m dusting it.”
He left it at that, even going as far as to get up and leave the bar. You were left alone after that, the League out for now due to the horrendous monsoons sweeping the city tonight. You weren’t fortunate enough to have a place to crash though, but you did debate just breaking into an abandoned house or something. The bar was closer though, and the little guy needed a warm bath and some food, which you couldn’t provide in a place without running water.
You washed the small puppy in the sink, soft brown fur spiked up cutely as you scrubbed away all the gunk and sadness covering the flea bitten thing. You carefully dug out each one, ridding him of all the awful vermin before giving him one more lather and rinse for good measure. Then you dried him, a stolen hair dryer kept on low and held far away, a soft dish rag you’d scrounged up used to pet and sooth while he shook.
“I know the boss scared you a bit, but he’s not gonna hurt you,” you cooed, holding the pup as you found a can of tuna and decided it would have to do as puppy chow for the evening. The little dog seemed to have enough teeth, and you made sure to stir it up some after opening the can.
He fell face first into the can eating. Hind legs even going up into the air as he balanced on his front paws eating. When his belly looked sufficiently round, you pulled the pup off and gave him a little water. He looked like a new dog honestly, much fluffier and more adorable like this.
“You need a name…” you hummed, picking the pup up and deciding to bother the boss a little. He didn’t seem happy about the dog, but you noticed he kept looking at it with some sort of longing. Did he want to pet it? You weren’t sure as you moved through the hide out, seeing Shigaraki’s room at the end of the hall. His door was tightly closed but decorum hardly mattered with thugs and villains like you. You kicked the door open, smiling at the near vampiric way your boss seemed to live in the artificially blue illuminated space. His pale skin looking almost gray in the lighting.
“Gross. Your room is fuckin’ nasty boss.” Your comment is met with a vicious glare, his lips pulled almost into a snarl as he eyes you with disdain, but his gaze wavers a bit on the fluff in your arms.
“Why’s it all squirmy?” He scowls, leaning back a bit in his gamer chair, clearly knowing you’re too annoying to scare off.
“He needs a name. Help me?”
“No. Fuck off.”
“Come on boss! He can be our mascot!”
“No way in hell. I’ll dust it if you try.”
“Woof!” You both looked down at the happy and merry little pup wiggling to get down in excitement. You smiled mischievously, eyes narrowing in a way that made him nervous.
“Don’t you dare—!” He grunts in surprise as you release the hound, the happy pup immediately scampering towards Shigaraki with a wiggly butt swinging so hard it caught up with its little tail. It’s quick to scratch at his jeans, big eyes staring up at him with so much cuteness he swears under his breath.
“Get. The. Damn. Dog. Off. Me—!” He’s seething through his teeth, furious for the interruption and the little fur ball’s audacity.
“Mhm, Dog as a name is a little unoriginal don’t you think boss?” He’s going to kill you. Dust your ass and this dog too!
“Woof!” He flinches back, hands instinctively raising high to prevent the nippy little thing from accidentally touching them as it jumped for attention.
“He loves you though!” You coo, pulling your phone out even and snapping pictures.
“If you don’t—,”
“Here, let me help,” you sooth, and just when he thinks you’re going to be sensible and remove the mutt, instead you pick it up and place it in his lap.
“…!” He’s only able to inhale sharply, face stunned and incredulous as the pup licks and kisses at him with all the affection of a loyalist.
His eyes go up for help again, but you’re gone. Having even slipped out and closed his door without him noticing.
His quirk canceling gloves are in place, so he knows he can just pick it up and set it off him, but for several minutes Shigaraki does nothing but allow the tiny monster to kiss and nibble at him for attention until it grows tired and settles down in his lap for a nap.
Wide garnet eyes stare down at the dog you’d left in his lap carelessly. Tiny and absolutely no threat to anyone. Mascot you wanted it to be, but if they had even the smallest attack it would be injured and killed. His nails dug into the skin of his neck, furiously scratching as his mind blanks.
He only stops when a little lick catches him off guard.
Dark brown eyes stare up at him, innocent and feeble with a long snout and wet nose twitching. It licked his hand.
He’s not thinking when he uses to fingers to pet the dog���s soft little head. It lets him, mouth opening to reveal a long pink tongue and it pants in happiness for the attention.
“Should name you idiot or something, dumb dog.” He huffs, but he doesn’t stop the pets. Even scratching lightly behind the ear as the pup leans into it with a shake of it’s leg. “You get off on strangers touching you or something? Freak.” His insults roll off seamlessly, the pup still happily lolling it’s tongue and rolling in his lap.
Seconds turn to minutes as he relaxes, petting the sweet little animal happily curled in his lap and sleeping.
You find your boss and the pup hours later, both passed out in his gaming chair, one hand laid over it’s back gently.
You take the pup, leaving to put it in the little cage you managed to find and the blankets you cut up to place in with it. The pup wasn’t happy but you hushed it with a few treats and left after putting a blanket on top of the cage to help it sleep.
When you went back to check on the boss, he was awake, elbows leaned on his knees as he looks up at you under his bangs.
“It’s name is Ryo and it will stay in Doc’s care. Not here. Am I clear?”
You smile, almost too sweetly it makes his chest feel like ants are crawling through it, as you nod wordlessly. He hates the smug appearance you wear but only snorts and kicks you out of his room, this time locking his door.
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lastchancestardomm · 1 year
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Remember when I said I wouldn't do writing? Yeah good times. Well actually this isn't really writing, just hcs like I said but don't expect me to open reqs or something.
So these are some assorted romantic Y/N-related headcanons about my favorite characters.
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Dabi (BHnA): When precious fire boy loves you, he shows his vulnerability to you, and also does things for you without you noticing. I imagine him not really being one to talk about his feelings, and also lives by the motto "Show, don't tell,"
Shigaraki (BHnA): Crusty gamer boi likes to do things for you, like doing your hair or helping you with your self-care routine, but also tries to not behave ungrateful when you repay the favor. He doesn't want to make you hate him because of how he acts.
Toga (BHnA): SHE LOVES TAKING YOU ON ARCADE DATES. Or just any kind of date that takes you and her to a cute location like a cat café or Sanrio shop. And she won't tell you either, just drags you to your date spot. She thinks taking her cute S/O to an even cuter place frames you perfectly.
Jirou (BHnA): She loves roading with you and exchanging interests. It makes her happy listening to you explain something you like to her.
Mirko, Rumi Usagiyama (BHnA): Cuddling time is her favorite thing to do with you. Just being able to kick her feet up with you and have you close makes her so happy, especially after a rough day of hero work.
Piers (Pokémon SWSH): Writes songs for you. It's in his blood to be a songwriter after all. Plus he also sings you early versions of his other songs to get your opinion on how they sound :)
Guzma (Pokémon SM/USUM): Bug boy takes you hunting for Whimpod with him. He thinks you look nice on your knees ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° : (that was a horrific joke i'm sorry)
Giacomo (Pokémon ScarVi): Will give you complements galore and (also) write songs for you, except they definitely reflect his version of a love serenade- which is a breakcore love song.
Larry Johnson (Sally Face): He adores doing fun dumb shit with you. Like exploring abandoned places and doing vandalism while blaring Sanity's Fall.
Sal Fisher (Sally Face): I think he's a hardcore Guitar Hero player, and would teach you how to play it so you can play with him. One time Gizmo weaved himself inbetween you two and you both tripped on him and fell over.
Warren the Eagle (DHMIS): Of course our slightly annoying boi will adore taking you out for a restaurant-style meal, but of course will try and do some romantic crap and embarrass himself in front of a whole restaurant, poor guy.
Whitty (Vs Whitty Full Week): Since he's on the run most of the time and has severe paranoia, he can't spend that much time with you, but when he can/feels safe enough too, he'd go to your place and snuggle with you to show his appreciation.
Garcello (Smoke 'Em Out Struggle): Takes you out on a McDonald's date just to come home and have a lazy day with you. Honestly, this is just your everyday life dating this lovable smoker.
Aloe Marker (Roblox Find the Markers): judge me i dare you istg. This planty marker tells you all about his plants, and all their healing properties. He wants you to know since the forest he lives in has some really poisonous brush on the ground.
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Sorry for cringey writing or ooc-ness, I just wanted to share my dumb Y/N headcanons.
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ceasersaladsworld · 15 days
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Riddle school headcanons
These make my brain rot
Phil
hes like a normal 12 year old but like, not normal
he has adhd shut up yes he does yes he odes!
His dog is crusty and white. He named her bulldozer before knowing she was a girl and stuck with it cuz it was funny to call a small crusty white dog bulldozer
(^ he dresses said dog up in fancy attire when he takes her for walks)
Hes actually a great pet owner and has had a ton of pets he found on the street (most of which his parents told him to get rid of (bulldozer was the only one they kept cuz they could actually manage her)
( ^ adding on this, Phil found a snake once. he did not get bit not once)
Phil has a Ps2 and has NOT upgraded since (he claims its for aesthetics but really he just forgets/cant afford a Ps5)
his parents hate smokers so he goes to Phreds house or smileys to smoke weed, always washing his clothes there to get the weed smell off him so his parents dont know
^ he smokes pot but not often enough to be considered a stoner (in college he did become a stoner for a while, before realizing weed is expensive and then he moved to cigarettes, also realizing that is expensive and then he quit smoking, period)
Phred
but he lacks a personality so bad its just characterizing at this point
he has mediocre grades, but doesnt try so his scores are down in the negatives.
(^ somehow pulls his grades up enough to make his parents not dissatisfied)
He dresses up sometimes when home alone. Always washes the dresses afterwards to avoid getting caught by his parents
Stoner
(^ buys his weed from 5 (who dosnt smoke but 808 grows weed so 5 sells it) )
He actually is a hardcore gamer, and beats phil and zack at EVERY game cuz hes so goated at all of the games theyve played
(^ phil and zack dont let phred choose games anymore)
Uses discord and has a decent group of online friends he rarely talks too
his dads a stoner too
(^ they dont smoke together)
(Little angsty) He smokes to make him forget about his grades and often calls phil while high to ramble to him about things
(^ phil has no problem with this)
Phred is a fish guy
^ he is very educated on fish
^ he doesn’t go fishing
He has a fish
(^ He named it leonardo defishnie)
Smiley
She has a toothgap
Had braces for a while to try and fix it but it came back cuz she was a kid who squirted water at other kids at the public pool
Wears and makes bracelets
^ she made the gang matching bracelets
^ they all wear them 24/7
Fandom core
Used amino religiously before her mom told her to delete it for fear of her safety
Only wears her hair in a ponytail cuz otherwise her hair will poof up and go everywhere
Overall wearer
She has those cute hairclips, and was finally able to use them when she got hair from the can
She owns like 200~ stuffed animals
She thinks taxidermy is scary and thinks greg is weird for liking it
Vocaloid listener
Gacha phase haver
Sleeps like a victorian princess who is on her deathbed
^ hard to cuddle with phil cuz he sprawls out when he sleeps
She wears a nightdown and nightcap to bed, and when she wakes up in the night she brings a candle
Her room is messy but also an organized messy
Puts those glow in the dark stars on her walls and ceiling
Ate paper as a kid
She is a natural skipper
^she loves skipping to her classes
Overworker
She likes rainey days
MLP watcher
Zack
He is much sleep deprived, and literally cannot function without water or an energy drink in his hand
Very fast eater
(^gets hiccups alot)
When hes angry his shoulders burn up
(^ Flame turns blue when extra angry
^ told smiley it was cold
^ he paid for her medical bills)
Cat owner but allergic to cat hair
Points at phil and yells at the top of his lungs “BALD”
(^ Phred joins in this act sometimes)
He likes mint icecream
Ftm
streaks of white hair, solely cuz of his dad having fully white hair
He eats seafood
(^ much to phreds dismay to see him eating sushi at lunch)
Overheats alot so he has a tote bag full of water, medicine, and bandaids
He is a deltarune player
(^ had an undertale phase and watched those sans fangirl videos)
Also had a gacha phase
He has Seizures
His hands lock up for like 5 minutes
(^ very occasionally )
He has a basement room, but made renovations to have windows in the ground
(^he paid phred and phil $50 to help him)
Heterochromia
(^ 1 eye blue, 1 eye brown)
Vitiligo
Ripped jean wearer
Been friends with smiley longer than he was friends with phil or phred
kay that’s it
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siflshonen · 1 year
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Discourse ask game 13 bnha
13. that one thing you see in fics all the time
That everyone at UA or just in the series in general has an active dating life.
Like, come on you guys. I’m not saying nobody has any game, but I am saying that the ones with game have enough game to not play around with the ones that absolutely do NOT got it.
I know Hawks is cute but have you actually seen him. Have you actually listened to a single word out of Shoto Todoroki’s mouth. Ochako has an ambiguous crush of some kind on Izuku and even she knows not to touch that without the threat of world-shattering stakes. Toshinori can’t even put his hair in a ponytail or use excel. Katsuki is, internally, every angst teen indie band rolled into one and he can’t even talk to a classmate about anything other than training without getting embarrassed and going supertsun on them.
Almost everyone in this series is a super strict straight-A perfectionist wannabe, desperate attention-starved trash fire or an absolutely disgusting, crusty gamer degenerate, or they are Endeavor, who can barely hold a conversation with his wife. That’s why Natsuo and his girlfriend and Shindo and his girlfriend are notable exceptions.
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marvus-xoloto · 1 year
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I was looking at the background art for volume 11 again bc like. The room is the eyes to the soul and all that. Haha definitely not back on my hyperfixed game.
Anyway, I'm overanalyzing mallek's background art benath the cut.
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GOD I always forget how much of a slob he is. Mallek self shippers are so strong. From left to right:
The SEVERAL husk towers, now being either discarded or repurposed. So Mallek does buy / reroute new tech pretty frequently. Note how his couch is falling apart: he does not care for the finer things regarding comfort, only his hobby.
WAIT LMAO NOTE WHAT APPEARS TO BE TISSUES ON THE COUCH?? AND SOCKS ALL OVER??? Either the man is crying in this room or.... 😳😳😳
On that note why are there socks on his floating shelves. Mallek doesn't do laundry confirmed: the hoodie he gives you must be musky as hell.
Not only does he hoverboard, he LONGBOARDS. Very cool B)
Swim trunks on the floor implies Mallek knows how to swim, and he likely swims in the sewer thing beneath his hive.
His workspace and shelves are actually reasonably tidy?? Wait a second....
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Amogus......
Some sort of grubs on the floor in the pile of trash by his coon- likely game grubs or food, I'm guessing, since they're white. OR?? Mallek terrible father confirmed?? /j
I'm sorry but I would not get in that musty ass crusty slime coon. So much bacteria that the coon itself is growing legs so it can clean itself.
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His limo! It's important to note that this limo background gets reused in Marvus's route, but Mallek's came first.
Note the camera above the TV and gamer controller (which is so hilarious: a joystick and one button. It's 100% a minecraft controller then). Could this imply that Mallek is a streamer?? He's always come across as rather private to me (side note: steaming in his coparatively tidy limo really hits my funny bone). Comprimise: Mallek is a streamer with one of those AI sprites instead of his face, ykwim?? Idk what they're called.
Mallek either canonically drinks alcohol, or the drinks just come with the limo.
He's drinking that same juice that Xefros does. For the life of me, I can't remember what it is/does, but iirc isn't it supposed to be good for psychic ability? Mallek is implied not to be psychic, however. Maybe it's just troll monster. Idr....
LMFAO i noted this when I deep dived into Marvus's limo, but I love the chair by the mini fridge having TWO seatbelts and what appears to be a booster seat?? Manlet Marvus move over, it's Manlet Malleks turn lmao.
SHAG RUG!!! So disgusting, you know that thing has dirt and crumbs in it.
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More slobbery -_-'
So desperate for clean silverware that he pulled the whole drawer out. My man you are RICH just hire a cleaning service. Please.
He does not have a kitchen table. It's kind of implied he either sits in one of those (rocking??? lmfao) chairs or eats while sitting on the floor (on the random yellow mat).
I noted this detail a few years ago, but it's my favorite: Mallek keeps houseplants (possibly implied to be recently watered?).
Mallek keeps fruit in his hive, but it looks like he doesn't actually eat it. I wonder if it's wax fruit.
I'm sorry but looking at this image, I can not imagine Mallek actually cooks. He eats cereal and gets delivery and he's gotten grub sauce EVERYWHERE. There is no stove in his kitchen. Hell, no microwave either.
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WHOSE LUSUSES ARE THOSE?? Kinda cute ngl. Does this imply ceruleans can also have semi aquaric and/or water loving lususes?
Speaking of parallels: so it's not just purplebloods who litter.
Other bluebloods come down here, I wonder if they're friends with mallek?? Also note the cerulean sign being tagged in indigo. Inchresting...
The graffiti reads "suck my nook" and the yellow caution sign reads "do not block." In case you were curious.
I like the idea that mallek comes down here when he can't sleep: you can see that light gets filtered, so I wonder if he could be safe from the sun down here? Irradation nonwithstanding...
That's all! I am insane, so I enjoy deep diving into stuff like this.
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Mad Libs, Or Whatever (Pt. 2)
Taken directly from group MadLibs:
"You might say that ancient Egyptians were <crusty> people. After all, they built an entire religion around worshipping their feline <ur moms>! Cats were well-liked by Egyptians for their ability to kill <silly goofy> vermin like rodents and wild <bread fingers>. Cats were thought to be graceful and <slurpable> creatures. Some <*cutely*> cats were mummified and buried in <spiders> along with their <uwu> owners. Harming a cat was a crime punishable by <~gamer~>. And when a cat died, its family would mourn <shyly>, shaving their <boobies> as a symbol of their <Fortnite Battle Pass>. So maybe it's a little funny that ancient <gamer chairs> worshipped cats. But, then again, so does the <cringe> Internet!"
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arttrampbelle · 1 year
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Cw:vent
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
If you don't for a second think them forcing sonya to have a child for plot isn't sexist. Like for one damn minute.
Then I'm sorry for you and your delusions on what a healthy written woman character is and I'm sorry that you suck understanding how gross and forced that ship is.
Like its already bad enough we irl have this shit. But why tf does sonya NEED TO HAVE CASSIE?! Why so dudebros can have their "cute quirky blonde Harley quinn rip off" to jerk at? Hmmm?! So they can try to pander to the young crowd like the boomers n crusty guys they are? Why why is she so important in the grand scheme of things when none of that even matters? Because in the end,everything is so fucked up that who cares who dies. Because there is no real threat or stakes. And none they keep.
Because they wanna milk it for all its worth till it's practically dead or people hate it so much that is isnt profitable for NRS.
Yeah. Im sorry. Sonya x johnny is toxic and a load of horseshit to me. And on god im sick of seeing it. And im sick of people justifying it.
I could go on and on a thousand ways why that ship is problematic and toxic,why them having sonya reduced to birthing a baby and thinking that's so fucking revolutionary,and when neither of them wanting kids or liking each other that way solely because one or both were "horny and desperate"?! But you know fuck how us gamers feel right? Like nrs said the big middle finger to any real character development for overused tropes and one liners because money and they care not if it completely destroys the series or the characters that we love because they are selfish prick. But you know.....
People only wanna see "cute tropes" instead the characters having any sort of substance and integrity. -_-
And im not just pissed at the ship. Im pissed at a company that uses a ship to disguise the blatant bigotry,sexism,low key racist shit they pull,the gross handling of certain characters. And many other shady shit. People let slide because they wanna get a quick fix. And people justifying it because they find it "cute" people who fall for this i swear it says a lot about them. It really does.
I can love a series and a thing while also pointing out that it can be problematic af in areas.
No mk has never been the most ideal. There have always been flaws. Hell the game is violent af.
But when you move past the flash and awe and the gore n corny ass glitz. There is still some things that need to be worked on,and things that need to stop.
But again. Nobody's gonna say anything because they only care about surface level crap like shipping.
Like i self ship,and shit is cool and all. No hate.
But....
If you can't actually talk about a thing you love without pointing out it's problem areas.
Then you are a consumer and a god damn fool.
The problems with mk goes beyond ships. Its much worse. I say this wholeheartedly as a fan.
We need to do better. Fans needs to do better.
And NRS DEFINITELY NEEDS TO DO BETTER!
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kieuecaprie · 1 year
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KieueCaprie's 2022 Games Complete List #5 (21-25)
#21: Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak (PC)
Started 🚩: 30/6/22 Finished 🏁: 4/7/22
Initially, going into Master Rank, I absolutely hated every second of it due to the fact that you basically get three-shot if you're not careful, and everything is a damage sponge until you get better weapons, as they would be with moving onto the next rank in Monster Hunter.
HOWEVER, I eventually found that I had more decoration slots free in the Master Rank armor than I initially thought. So, slapped on some Defense Jewels and suddenly the game became bearable, even more so when I put on some stun resistance to the point where I could become immune to being stunned, the worst kind of status effect in Monster Hunter games.
Switch Skill Swap, initially, was underwhelming as it felt like I wasn't really doing much outside of changing one or two switch skill moves. But then lategame hit and I suddenly found uses for it and it made my main weapon, Sword and Shield, so much more fun to use!
Also, it has a small baby owl you can pet in the new hub. It's not Poogie but it is a respectable replacement.
#22: Klonoa Phantasy Reverie Series (PC)
Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
Started 🚩: 7/7/22 Finished 🏁: 8/7/22
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What a cute and adorable game! :) I hope nothing messed up happens in it. :)
To be serious, this game was adorable from start to finish and I enjoyed *stares at hand* ...inflating my enemies and throwing them at other enemies to make them pop...
I will say, the return to the old crusty voice acting can be a bit jarring sometimes, especially when you put the new voice clips in-game side-by-side with the cutscene audio.
However, I still liked it and I love the whole setting and everything, even with the messed up thing that I alluded to earlier.
Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
Started 🚩: 8/7/22 Finished 🏁: 12/7/22
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Ahh, the older and slightly more edgier counterpart to the first game's soft and light. I also enjoyed this remake a lot and I swear I've played this before as I distinctly remember playing some Playstation game where you rung bells and then something happens.
The story on this one is also pretty good, although there's no messed up thing that happens in the middle of it all, and the characters are just as adorable, Klonoa too.
My major criticism about this one is that the difficulty is all over the place, especially in the lategame. Felt like, at times, I wasn't being challenged and then suddenly I had to make pixel perfect jumps over bottomless pits. Fortunately, this game was very generous with lives, much like the first game, and I eventually cleared it.
I highly recommend the remake and I suggest that if you are so much as have a passing interest, you should PICK IT UP SO THAT BANDAI NAMCO CAN STOP GIVING IT THE SILENT TREATMENT.
#23: My Friend Peppa Pig (PC, Game Pass)
Started 🚩: 14/7/22 Finished 🏁: 14/7/22
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A cinematic masterpiece from start to finish. Is definitely a contender for Game of All The Years. My only major criticism is that they didn't include popular Peppa Pig antagonist, Lucina, in the game, although they did include them later on as a superboss that you could unlock after maxing out your social link with George and unlocking Dinosaur George. But first, you needed to do the Dark Route where you end up taking Potato Man's place by turning him into The Seven Legendary Fries and then fighting each of them in the many locations you and Peppa travelled to.
It was tough, lemme tell you that. Not even gonna SPEAK of the Golden Ending Boss. Did you know how many Ethers I had to use? EIGHTY-FOUR OF THEM.
(On a serious note: this game is just okay. I feel like it's actually a pretty good distraction for gamers who have children but it leaves me wishing there was more substance to it but that's perhaps asking too much of baby games (non-derogatory) these days)
#24: Escape Academy (PC)
Started 🚩: 16/7/22 Finished 🏁: 17/7/22
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I played the demo back when it was available during that one Next Fest... or whatever Steam was holding at the time???? And I really liked the idea of it all, so I wishlisted it and waited for release, which happened to be on my birthday (WOW!).
I really enjoyed my time with it, the story was petty decent, the gameplay was solid, the characters were likable, the puzzles tore my hair out at parts. I think my only criticism here is that this game felt a bit... short? Not that it's a bad thing, it's just that I wish there was more to it.
I look forward to playing it in the far future when the brain fog finally sets in.
#25: Live A Live (Switch)
Started 🚩: 28/7/22 Finished 🏁: 5/8/22
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I played Live A Live many, many, MANY years ago back when there was a fan translation for it (which is actually pretty good btw) when it was only available in Japan on the Super Famicom... Don't ask how I got to play it.
Either way, it was nice to see Square Enix give Live A Live the 2DHD treatment and, for the first time, have it published outside of Japan. And what a remake it is between the music and the art, it felt really, really polished.
It also came with a slew of Quality of Life features that made certain chapters (Near Future for one) much more bearable to complete on top of everything else.
I'd say more but that'd go into spoiler territory, so I recommend you play it if you have the time and money for it!
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plush-rabbit · 3 years
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I agree with the last anon, I can't wait to see some yandere stuff and I can't wait to see what like kind of yandere shiggy is gonna be. I already know it's gonna be so good, and I'm so hyped to see it. Your writing is literally the best 💖💖
!!! Thank you!!! I wanna write the yandere part so bad now!! Lemme go do that and then I'll work the entire chapter around that one scene
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iidasman · 3 years
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✧*•.:*.• denki, todoroki and shigaraki whose s/o streams
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requested?: no.
warnings: ppl being incels in shiggys (but its only for one line or so)
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denki would be all over you during your streams.
• he loves that you game!! its smthn that you can both do together and have fun with
• he def donates like $5 just to talk to you during streams
"hey! thank you so much .. denki, im just in the other room? you can come in whenever you wanna"
• OMG
• your fans would be 50/50 with either making fun of him for being such a simp for you (with good intentions obvi) or just simping over him
• no in between
• chat goes wild whenever he joins you in the background
"[user]: OMG IS DENKI GONNA JOIN THE STREAM"
"[user]: DENKI"
"[user]: YOO ITS DENKI"
• he would love to play with you during streams!!
• i hc that he isnt too into games like cod or anything, he prefers games like minecraft or animal crossing where theres not as much to focus on at once!
• please put your beds together
• hes all around just super supportive of you nd your channel(s)!!!
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todoroki wouldnt really pay too much attention to it, because its something that makes you happy.
• like i said, there isnt too much going on with him
• he would obviously support you to the ends of the earth, but aslong as youre not harming you or anything else, hes p chill
• chat absolutely dies when he joins though
• like they love him sm, and if you started dating while you alr had a big platform, theyd b so happy for you
"[shotodoroki] donated $1: Come to the kitchen, the soba is almost ready :)."
• HES SO CUTE GUH
• he loves leaving little donations for you during streams, especially when its been a couple hours since you started
"[shotodoroki] donated $1: There's water on the table behind you, remember to drink some."
• chat will absolutely tease shoto abt being so whipped for you
• hes not a huge fan of joining your games, but will sit with you and talk to you while you play!
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shigaraki is all over you, like denki, but he plays a lot more games with you.
• shigaraki is a crusty gamer
• and i love him, BUT
• he would def sulk if you best him at mario kart just sayin
• he obviously has his own twitch channel, so he invites you there, and you invite him to yours!
• would not hesitate to embarrass any incels in your chat
"[user] donated $25!: wow you can step on me or sum shit idfk dude"
• he would 100% pause his stream, if you were streaming at the same time, just to go off on this fool
• he would get kinda clingy after and its so cute pls
".. 'dont like that they say dumb shit like that in your chat, bub."
• change your title to 'playing __ but with bf' rn >:|!!!
• hes your number one supporter, always and you better love him for it
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tainted-wine · 3 years
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I didn’t apply all of these descriptions but these are the main three I had in mind while writing this. How did I attract so many fans of the crusty boi? Either way, welcome to the club!
Words: 1.5k (how the hell did that happen there’s barely any sex)
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The website didn’t explain what the “LOVER” cheat does. Probably unlocks a deleted path that didn’t make it into the official game. Or maybe he just gets a head-start on his Affection progress with you at the very beginning. Or maybe it doesn’t do shit – that could be why there’s no explanation.
Well, now that he knows how to do it, it wouldn’t hurt to test it himself. Shigaraki absently scratches at the irritated skin on his neck as he boots up the game. The directions were fairly simple and easy to remember.
1. Start a brand new file.
Ugh, he despises games that hold only one save file. It’s not like a visual novel holds up much space. What if you want different files in order to experiment with different choices? It doesn’t matter in his case anyway; he 100% completed the game months ago. With no regrets, his original game was deleted and a new one began.
> What is your name?
He might as well stick with the one he used last time.
‘SHIGGY-SENPAI’
The introduction cutscene began, the protagonist going on about the new town he just moved into. Pretty by-the-books, as far as romance openings go.
2. Finish the intro. Once you meet Y/N, go to the menu. 
After skipping through a bunch of fluffy dialogue, you finally appear in all of your cute glory. Once you’re done introducing yourself, Shigaraki brings up the main menu.
3. Type in “LOVER”
Just like that? Alright then...
Right after inputting the final letter, a sparkly ping sound straight out of a magical girl anime could be heard, and that was it. Okay...it sounds like he did it correctly.
When he returned to the game, his success was much more evident. You were staring directly at the screen - almost through the screen - with a glowing expression he’s never seen. Each and every one of your reactions have been seared into his brain after so many hours of gameplay. This was new.
“You...do you really mean that, SHIGGY-SENPAI?”
What? Voice acting? Though you did say his name pretty stiffly, as expected when a computer tries to pronounce custom text, but what the hell? Why would this be hidden as a cheat?
“But it’s so soon, and I’m not very experienced...” You blushed and shyly twiddled your fingers.
Oh.
“But I already trust you, and I want you too.”
Oh.
It’s that kind of path.
A hidden adult route. Shigaraki really likes that, even though this would’ve had a much stronger impact if it happened on his original file, the one where he was fully bonded to you. Sucks that he needs a fresh file in order to fuck you.
Shit, he’s not even prepared for this. Maybe he should go grab the lotion and a couple of tissues, assuming that this special scene will make for pretty decent fap material.
But the dialogue continued automatically. You creeped closer to the screen as you gushed about your feelings for him. “I want to make love to you forever and ever!”
You were getting really close, and with a show of impressive animation, your hand reached out to touch the fourth wall...
And the screen began to distort and ripple.
What the fuck?
“I just can’t wait to feel your amazing cock.” Your fingers began to phase through the fucking computer screenWHAT THE FUCK?!
“Take me, SHIGGY-SENPAI!”
Just like that, a full-sized bitch materialized out of the game and onto his lap, nearly toppling his gamer chair.
Even in the darkness of his room, your eyes shined brightly as they studied his pale face. “You’re even more handsome up close!”
Shigaraki was still too stunned to even respond to the rare compliment. Only when you began to pull down his pants did he finally find his voice again.
“Wha–ah–who the–hey!” He knows that he shouldn’t be afraid of a hottie touching his cock but ooooh shit she’s already stroking him.
“Ah, you’re so big!” You stared at his untouched manhood in awe, watching him become more erect after every pump of your soft hand.
“Fuck, am I?” He gasped.
“Mmhmm! And I bet you’re really tasty too!” You say before he’s suddenly engulfed with the very real warmth of a mouth.
Fuck fuck fuck he isn’t gonna last. He was ready to jerk off, not actually get his dick sucked. It feels more amazing than he ever imagined, your tongue working along his sensitive flesh, and those lips sucking at him so eagerly.
When his hand grabs the top of your head, he realizes too late that all five of his fingers are tangled in your hair.
You nearly fall over from how suddenly Shigaraki rolls back in his chair. You look shocked, confused, and...very much not a pile of dust.
“What’s wrong, SHIGGY-SENPAI?”
He looked at his hands, then at you, then at his hands again.
Then he takes hold of your face and shoves you back into his groin, because he can touch you, he can touch another fucking living thing without any worries about completely destroying it. Must be some crazy logic about you being data from a videogame or something. He doesn’t care, he’s so horny, feels so good having his cock so far down a hot tight throat, he just might burst...
Wait, he might have just done exactly that.
“Ah, shit,” he watches you pull back and swallow with the most satisfied grin.
“That was quick, SHIGGY-SENPAI!” You really need to stop saying his name like that. It’s fuckin’ weird. “I didn’t even get to feel you inside me.”
“Shut up,” the mixture of emotions he’s been experiencing ever since your ass crawled out of the screen like a girl in a cursed video is starting to piss him off. He’s so insulted and thankful that this fictional bitch gave him his first blowjob and made him nut in the span of sixty seconds. “Just give me a few minutes.” 
A few knocks on the room’s door startles both of you.
“Tomura, the Vanguard Action Squad is ready to move out.”
Shit!
“I’ll be out in a damn minute, Kurogiri.” Shigaraki moves to get out of his seat, only to be stopped by his new partner.
Your sparkly puppy eyes are so grossly cute, yet it has his dick twitching again already. “Are you leaving me already, SHIGGY-SENPAI?”
“Quit saying my name in all caps.”
“Okay, ˢʰᶦᵍᵍʸ⁻ˢᵉⁿᵖᵃᶦ.”
“Not like that. I can barely hear it.”
“How about SHIGGY-SENPAI?”
He slaps a hand over your mouth. “Just stop saying my name.”
A much harsher knock rocks the old door. “Hey, you ugly bastard,” That sounded like the Dabi asshole. “The hell are you doing in there? Jacking off to anime girls?”
Shigaraki scoffed. When’s the last time that burnt Stain fanboy got his dick sucked?
As much as he wants to join in on terrorizing the brats at U.A, he really wants to get laid today.
“Just go without me!” He yells through the walls. He nearly misses your muted squeak of joy.
“Eh?” Hearing Dabi’s annoyed muffled voice was pretty amusing. “You’re just gonna sit on your ass in your room while we do the work?”
The villain’s retort catches in his throat when you take his hand and begin to slowly lick at his fingers, all while pinning him with an innocent gaze.
“Your fingers are so pretty,” You whispered.
It’s so difficult to pay attention to the words being uttered outside of the room while his hands are being placed on your chest. BOOBS.
“Please trust Tomura. I’m sure he has faith in you all handling this mission on your own,” Kurogiri tries to explain. Shigaraki knows him well enough to know that he’s probably irritated as well, but there are titties in his hands so who gives a fuck.
Dabi releases an exasperated groan. “I knew this whole League of Villains thing was bullshit. Shouldn’t have bothered.”
Shigaraki slows his exploration of your breasts to shout, “If I make you the leader of the mission, will you shut up?”
“......Yes.”
“Well, I pronounce you leader of the Vanguard Action Squad. I’ll even give you a Nomu. Have fun.” The two of you are rushing to lift your shirt off for better access to your skin.
“Fuck yeah,” Dabi’s voice is still fairly close. The sooner he pisses off, the better. “I can probably pull this off better than you, anyway. Come on, psycho girl, we’re gonna go round up everyone else.”
Toga can be heard squealing excitedly as they both step away and finally give him his privacy back. You look absolutely lovestruck by the entire exchange.
“You gave up an important mission just for me? You really do love me!” 
He just rolled his eyes and lowered his head to take a hardened nipple into his mouth, enjoying your sounds of delight.
He can’t wait for the next time he faces those stupid heroes. He’ll be smarter, stronger, and can even tell them that he got his dick wet.
Oh, the collapse of hero society is going to be glorious.
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thatpurplechick16 · 3 years
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The Ceiling
This is just something small and nice if you want than you could ask me for more of these small and cute moments I like those there nice u want more? Ask I won't bite
WARNINGS!: none this 💕Wholesome shit💕
*Shigaraki lays on his bed looking up to rhe ceiling*
*Y/n comes in*
Hey shigy! I brought some snacks you want some?
Shigaraki looks at you and then back at the ceiling.
"no thanks babe"
You lay the snacks beside the bed and lay next to your favorite gamer Boi.
You look at him "you alright?"
He answers "just thinking"
"About?" Shigy looks at you " How life would've been when I never became what I am today." he looks back to the ceiling " I wonder what my mother would say if she could see me now..." you hold his hand he has been wearing those artist gloves for days. " You're Mother would be worried, worried that you just lay here and look at the ceiling hahaha."
Shigaraki smiles "I know she would be she was always worried when I was younger."
"Well looks like you take after her since you always worry about me." you both smile.
"Nah she is wayyyyy prettier than I am... She was good."
"I'm sure she was... Do you regret all of this?"
"... Yea"
"Do you regret being with me?"
"No the only thing I regret is that I Tought you so well that your beating my ass in racer games."
"haha😜"
"I'm gonna kick you're ass later for this."
You two look at each other
"You know? I love you."
"Love you too crusty dusty💕."
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👉👈 could you maybe do the league with a soft gamer girlfriend (like the pastel pink gamer girl™️)
Oh sure! We love these psychos, I mean, who doesn't? I have another request I really should have finished a long time ago but maybe it’ll be posted tomorrow? Not sure, but I'll try! Anyways, I hope you like the head canons Anon! Have a good day/night!❤︎
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Dabi-
•He thinks your whole pastel aesthetic thing is quite cute, and the entire gamer thing fits you. However, he is not a fan of having to remind you to take care of yourself once and a while
•For example, Dabi sometimes needs to remind you to sleep, like he will bear hug you then turn off the god forbidden gaming systems you have. That is if he doesn't bother to unplug a cord from your computer or whatever else you have
•He doesn't mind playing video games himself, but he isn't as into them as much you are. He's the type not to play video games as a type of hobby and be busy doing something almost always (literally just missions)
•If he does have the time to do something with you, and he'll take you out and try to go to the movies or go on a walk. If you refuse to do it, he'll drag you. Like, he WILL pick you up over his shoulder and walk out the door. He has done more than once, so don't think he won't do it again
•Even if he has to drag you around and remind you to sleep can get on his nerves, he's glad that he has at least one good thing in his life
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Toga-
•She honestly adores you. Himiko loves seeing the pastels, and she loves cute things. I mean, she noticed you because of your fairy kei fashion style
•She loves playing video games with you, mostly since she's able to spend more time with you due to you two staying up together till about 4 am
•If you play games alone it's mostly battle royal or just a random cute game, though she likes adorable things, however, she is also psycho kitten, so you got a bunch of gorey/slasher games for you and your girlfriend
•If she can spend time with you, there's a big chance of the two of you staying as long as you can playing video games, watching movies, or just talking in general
•She adores you, teases about how cute you are, and loves you for being her adorable geek
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Spinner-
•He enjoys games himself, and with you, but he despises some of the games you play
•Dont get him wrong, he likes the games and all, but you fangirling about how "cute" and "attractive" some characters are, it can make him a jealous lizard boi, but you can make it up to him *wink wonk*
•He likes playing games, but him rage quitting is frequent. I mean, that's the main reason you want to play games with him, to prove you're the superior gamer. It's a top priority in a relationship
•He doesn't go outside mostly since of the "jokes" a lot of teens make towards him, plus he is also wanted for his..occupation, so video games are one of the few ways the two of you spend time together
•He finds the pastels cute. He once agreed to you dying his hair a pastel magenta. It lasted for a while, mostly since you complimented him a lot for it
•He thinks having a cute pastel gamer girl is sweet and he takes much pride of having you as his girlfriend
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Twice-
• He's cool with it, though he isn't the best though he tries to play the games with you
•Like Dabi, he sometimes needs to take care of you, or remind you to, like after you wake up, have breakfast ready for you, or make tea for you
•Though he doesn't get annoyed about it. He's alright if you're doing good
•Jin thinks you're adorable and helps you get a bunch of outfits and gaming systems as gifts and such
•When he has the time to see you, the both of you do whatever, playing video games, watching a movie, playing board games, or whatever you decide to do together
•He doesn't mind what you do, if you're happy about being with him it's all he cares about, supports you, and wouldn't have mind taking care of you and keeping you happy is his number one priority
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Shigaraki-
•He cherishes you like he is crazy about you. He already loved you, but when he found you were into gaming. You better be in for a long ride because you're going to stay with him for a while
•The two of you are up playing video games all the time when you're spending time together, like hands down. There are multiple days when you and Shigaraki spend time together.
•Just like the usual Shigaraki has Kurogiri get the two of you counsels, video games, snacks, etc. Poor Kurogiri has to look at a long list the two of you wrote
•When he loses a game, yes, he will be a little pissed off, but will he lash out on you? No, you're unique to him. But he doesn't want to lose you, and if you keep winning over, over, and over again, he'll give you the silent treatment. I mean this is still Shigaraki we're talking about here
•Just like the rest, he finds your pastel self sweet and loves to see you having fun. Finding someone who's also into gaming as much as he was, made him extremely excited for your relationship
•Shigaraki loves you, and though he will get slightly embarrassed about it, he will admit it to you and anyone that would ask what he thinks about you, a less crusty, shorter, and a cuter pastel version of him.
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