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merakiui · 3 years

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I was reading through your tags and you mentioned at some point the kazuscara roommates finding your onlyfans and I think I completely combusted—thus i present to you my brain rot of late: you attend the same school as them but you’re not actually friends, all you know about kazuha is that he’s the friendly regular at the cafe you work at, who makes polite conversation every now and then but otherwise is nothing of note. In reality he’s been stalking you for weeks ever since your first encounter, and is dead set on the idea that you’re this innocent, weak thing that needs to be protected (maybe he stepped in when you had a bad customer and your meek reply helped fester his delusions?). Scara, on the other hand, is only aware of your presence since you’re his favourite cam model that he recently found. (Since he’s a harbinger he’s probs loaded) Weeks of funnelling money towards you cause him to feel this unwarranted possessiveness, believing that since he’s been providing so much in your “relationship” that it’s time you reward him in turn. However, despite the unbridled interest they have toward you neither are aware of each other’s feelings for you— that is, until you happen to run into the both of them heading to your class. While both are known for maintaining their stoic masks, they’re friends for a reason— and instantly can tell the attraction their roommates have towards their own “lover”. After kazuha finds your onlyfans he’s certain that you’ve been coerced and wants to save you, while scara thinks it’s time that he’s stopped letting other plebeians look at his possession—so, despite their initial reservations, come together to form the ideal plan. When you find yourself waking up groggy in a room you don’t recognize, all they can do is look on with glee whilst planning their next course of action with their new belonging. They’re friends after all, and good friends share though, don’t they?

This is v long srry lol you can ignore this ofc!!

AAAH, ANON!! YES!!! <3 I couldn’t resist writing more on this concept. orz They make for such a terrifying pair when they work together!

(cw: yandere, stalking, nsfw, implied kidnapping/drugging, unhealthy behaviors/relationship, delusional thoughts, savior complex, implied violence)

What if Kazuha and Scara were just acquainted with one another and actually became closer through their mutual obsession with you? Yes, they’re roommates and ought to get along because they’re living together but they haven’t exactly clicked yet. They talk every now and then and know little things about each other. Nothing too special. They don’t really hang out outside of their dorm either, what with their class schedules being vastly different. And Kazuha’s always out of the dorm doing who-knows-what. Most of his time is spent at a café, where he’ll write and read and stare at you while you work. On the other hand, Scara prefers to stay inside if he doesn’t have a good reason to go out. He likes his alone time. Although he has enjoyed going to the library every now and then to study.

So maybe they need to find some common ground. Maybe they need a push in the right direction before they get closer.

Kazuha likes to stare. Talking to you is great, but he worries he’ll say too much and then he’ll be a nuisance, or you might not want to talk to him at all since you’re working. But you always regard him with a warm smile, happy to scribble his name on the plastic cup because you remember him. Because you recognize his familiar face and soft, gentle eyes. He’s the one who saved you from that rude customer, after all, and he’s a polite regular. Why wouldn’t you know him? You might look like you can handle those types of situations, but what Kazuha saw that day was something entirely different. You were nervous—so soft-spoken and scared. He absolutely has to protect you from those kinds of people now, doesn’t he?

And he does exactly that. He’s your second pair of eyes—your valiant knight in shining armor—who sees and hears all. Sometimes he goes to the café with the intention to simply watch over you and make sure no one’s bothering you. He can recall one time when a customer was speaking rudely about you because her drink hadn’t been prepared in a ‘timely manner.’ In reality it’s impossible to make a drink within a few seconds, especially when you’re already preoccupied with making another customer’s drink. She must’ve woken up on the wrong side of the bed, or maybe she’s just a hateful person in general. You didn’t deserve to be on the receiving end of such fiery insults, though.

Her eyes just can’t see your perfection and therefore she does not deserve to see out of them.

Kazuha’s willing to wrestle with all of this darkness if it means you’ll stay safe, oblivious, and pure. You’re like a defenseless kitten, unable to protect yourself from the scary world. He writes about you a lot in his journal; you’re his muse—someone who constantly shows up in poems and short paragraphs where he tries to describe what your dream date might be or what type of wedding you’d prefer. Things get darker the deeper you delve into his writings, where you’ll find entries in great detail. Kazuha writes a lot and he doesn’t even mean to. He just has to get all of his thoughts on paper before they abandon him and he’s left with emptiness.

Everything you do is pure; you’re almost an equivalent to a holy being. Your smell is pure. Your body is pure. Your actions are pure. Your smile is pure. Even when you’re on the verge of crying from harsh customers or when you’re turning down a confession, you’re still pure. And Kazuha likes that about you because it’s special. There aren’t many people in his life who are completely pure. He’s been through a lot of rough things and has seen firsthand how impure people can be. It’s only fair that he gets a chance to protect purity itself.

He might have some impurities, but that doesn’t deter him from watching over you. As gentle and unassuming as he is, there are times when even he loses his composure. Not many are privy to these dark emotions of his. His smiles are sharp and venomous and his eyes fill with a gloom so dark it can swallow you whole. You’ll never see this side of him; he won’t allow it. Instead you’re treated to his sweet, calm side, where he feigns perfection in hopes of catching your interest.

As for Scara… He doesn’t really care about Kazuha in the beginning. He’s just someone he has to live with. It’s not a big deal and as long as he doesn’t try to make lots of pointless conversation everything will be okay. He prefers the peace and quiet, considering he’s acquainted with people who are far from peaceful and quiet. Scara’s relieved that Kazuha leaves the dorm so often because it gives him an opportunity to watch his favorite cam star’s most recent video. He’s your most loyal follower—someone who’s paid lots of money just to have access to the highest tier of rewards and such. He even got a private video where you addressed him and moaned out his name with lustful thoughts of him. Having lots of money comes in handy.

When he finds out that you go to the same school as him, he’s a little shocked. He didn’t expect you to be so close. You’re practically within touching distance. If only he knew your schedule. If only you were in one of his classes. It’s really annoying that he only knows your online presence and not who you might be in your personal life. The last thing he’s going to do is consult Childe, that popular athlete who knows literally everyone in the school for whatever reason. Surely he knows you. But he’ll die before he ever asks Childe for a favor.

Scara loves you out of every other cam model because you’re different. You’re not just trying to get fast cash. You’re genuine. You listen to your subscribers and their feedback. You do your best to improve and do even better streams than the previous ones. All of your hard work is overlooked by the other fools who watch your streams, but it isn’t overlooked by him. Scara appreciates your attention to detail and the way you’re able to hook him with your breathless voice alone. You’re very skilled at what you do, so it’s only fair you get paid for it.

But buying your services isn’t enough. It’s not a real relationship, but it certainly feels like it when he buys preferential treatment. Private shows, special requests, odd favors—you do it all because he pays for it. But this relationship isn’t going to be one-sided forever. You’ll have to pay him back in full eventually. Scara likes to think he has patience and that waiting is fine. It gives him more time to plan his next move—to figure out what he should do to finally have you all to himself. So that those private shows he watches through a screen can finally be real.

Scara finds the journal sitting innocently on Kazuha’s bed, its maroon cover and maple leaves pulling at his curiosity. He might not know everything about Kazuha, but he’d recognize this journal anywhere. His roommate almost always has it on his person. Scara wouldn’t be surprised if he slept with it. To say he’s curious would be absolutely correct. He can only wonder what Kazuha writes in that thing. Perhaps it’s just notes for a class. That’s what anyone would think, right?

Scara opens it and flips through the first few pages. They’re normal for the most part. Just a bunch of haikus and other useless scribbles. When he skips over some pages, he starts to find things that are far more interesting than poetry and doodles of cats. He finds the majority of the journal is comprised of information. More specifically, there are facts and other knowledge about you—the cam model he’s been obsessed with ever since he stumbled upon your onlyfans. He reads through as much of the journal as he can and instantly learns so much: your address, your roommate, your workplace, your friends’ names, names of any potential exes. The list goes on and on.

Scara doesn’t have anything against Kazuha. His first impression of him wasn’t anything groundbreaking. He thought he was a pushover at first. But now that he knows what this journal holds… Well, it sheds an entirely new light on his roommate.

Just days before Scara took a peek inside his journal, Kazuha discovers your secret online life. He snoops through Scara’s laptop when he steps out, having left it open and unlocked. He’s just trying to find what could have caught Scara’s interest, as he’s almost always glued to his laptop on specific days at specific times, with his headphones on and his gaze unyielding. He doesn’t intend to find the file of one of your private videos—something that was meant only for Scara’s eyes.

He clicks on the video out of interest. He’s not sure what he was expecting to see, but it definitely wasn’t this. Kazuha sits there and stares at the sight before him. You’re dressed in skimpy lingerie and you’re muttering the dirtiest things while coating your fingers in lube. And your hands are stroking a thick toy and you’re addressing Scara and you’re lining it up to your hole and— He shuts the laptop before it can get even more explicit than it already is. He’s so conflicted, fraught with a betrayal so strong it weighs his heart down.

Why would he have this sort of video on his laptop? Did you give it to him? Did he make you do this? Are you in danger? Are you still pure?

Kazuha can’t kill on campus. It’s way too risky and he’d be one of the first suspects if Scara’s body is found. Besides, it’s not like he has the full story. He doesn’t know whether or not Scara’s done something that’s worthy of death. You could just be in a tight spot. He knows how easily you give in when you’re under pressure. Maybe you’re just doing this because you feel like it’s the only thing you can do. Not to worry; Kazuha will save you before Scara can ruin your purity with his twisted fantasies.

They confront each other when the time feels right. Kazuha struggles to keep a smile plastered to his face for the sake of politeness, while Scara holds in his raging temper so that he can bear some semblance of cooperation. Neither of them is happy to hear that the other went through their stuff, but they force themselves to make up because a more pressing issue is at hand: their connection to you.

Kazuha says he’s your secret admirer. Scara says he’s in a relationship with you. There’s no way you’d ever date someone like Scara—Kazuha knows this for a fact. Yet he falters at the confidence in Scara’s tone. That can’t be the truth, right? Despite this, Kazuha still strikes up an offer: If they work together to get what they both want, they’ll be unstoppable. With Scara’s riches and his influence and Kazuha’s charisma and clever thinking, they can easily get their hands on you. Of course this means they’ll have to share, but it’s not a big deal when they’re already in so deep. They both know the other’s secret; now they’re swearing to keep it in the pursuit of having you all to themselves. And luckily Scara agrees to the deal, but that doesn’t give Kazuha a reason to lower his guard.

However despite how well they work together when it comes to planning the kidnapping and actually executing it, they both have their own reasons for wanting you. Scara wishes to make his relationship with you a reality—to toss aside the screen that once held him back and finally do all of the things he could only do in his dreams. Kazuha seeks to protect your fragile heart, lest you crumble under Scara’s intense way of doing things and cling to him for salvation. You can’t do those sorts of things with Scara; he won’t allow it. Your purity is meant for him and no one else.

But sharing is caring and some have to learn that the hard way. It definitely brings Kazuha and Scara closer together, even if neither of them will admit it. If they look past their desires, they can be friends. And soon enough they’ll have to accept this new friendship if they want to avoid any unnecessary complications.

However there are times when they’ll cooperate in order to do things with you. They’re a packaged deal you can’t get rid of.

#chit chat #yandere #yandere kazuha #yandere scaramouche #kazuscara roommates #ty for feeding me anon orz #i like the idea of them being friends on the surface #but beneath that they're willing to abandon the other in order to meet their desires #but when they come together they're a force to be reckoned with #aaah i could go on and on with this concept #but i don't want to ramble #ANYWAYS TY AGAIN ANON <3 YOUR BRAIN IS SO LARGE #🧸 anon

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yuriyuruandyuraart · 3 years

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this took waaay longer than expected omg-

pff- okay but i had to search for my tablet and it had everything but 2020, except for february- i did find a lot for january, but all of them are spoilers for stories, or just really bad doodles so there’s that

i used to draw on one layer on paint 3D because i was used to it, and i still don’t know why i haven’t realized how limited it was??? like besides having no layers, and few brushes, it had no pen pressure either- i swear i still don’t know how i did full illustrations with sketches and zero layers either-

but it had a way to record your drawings and i still have some of those recordings, but that’s for another time ;)

for march and april, it was my first drawings on tablet, and boi do they look bad-

except chara’s pose, i mean, the neck,,,looks,,wow- great eXEpt ThE Shading and lightning they do suck

the only excuse i have is that there is literally no brushes, i mean really, i only had the blur effect and motion blur to help me but except that nothing

from may to july was pretty bad ngl. i have nothing to say except that i got medibang on may, so there’s that. (i can’t believe i thought my anatomy was good back then hahahHA-)

the rest is good. i personally feel like i haven’t really improved much there except the use of modes and lightning/shading.

now that the “art analysis” is done, i want to thank some people for just making this year livable and much better. so first of all:

@zu-is-here i feel like if i didn’t go to your blog in april, i just would’ve spent the whole year in a pretty bad state- illness and stress don’t really go well together x) and i forgot to mention, but it was because of you that i got medibang and firealpaca in the first place! i feel like i vastly improved because of that- using different programs and all made me realize a lot of stuff and i can’t be grateful enough. your blog was the best thing that could’ve happened to me<3

@help-im-a-gay-fish okay but half of my wips and headcanons came directly from YOUR influence- like- you’re so creative it hurts (not in a bad way ofc)

your art and writings are always such a delight to see and i can’t help but feel so happy that you paid attention the little writings i made on zu’s blog either- (i forgot to thank zu for that too but gosh i can’t be grateful enough for her) ♥

@jann-the-bean i have to admit, i was waaay to shy to interact with you- because i just lOVED your writings! you were a pretty big influence too! i really though you were too cool to like my messy stuff but aaah- i can’t express how happy i was that you liked my art/writings/headcanons and i still am a bit shy to really talk but just know that i love your content <3

@amemi-i you are such a nice person- really, i can’t really express everything with words but i’m so glad i got to know you, even for a bit! your art is amazing, just as you, and i’m very glad i have someone to talk to from time to time ♥

@bluepalleteuniverse you’re so cheerful i actually thought you were a kid at first xD no but okay you’re a really amazing person and i always loved your interactions with people! et puis ça fais du bien de savoir que quelqu'un d’autre peut comprendre mes charabia en français x) you and your art are very lovely ♥

@dragon-tamer-1 you’re a very nice and supportive person! (to tell you the truth, i would’ve probably stayed anon for muuuch longer if you didn’t mention that you’d follow me in an instant if i were to reveal myself, and few people later on stated the same thing, and because i thought it was worth a shot, i wanted to make a gift for people i liked, and that’s how i started the project, because it’s way better than just revealing myself right x)) so thank u for being a very nice mutual ♥

@fio-violet your art genuinely amazes me- it’s got something so special in it that makes me LOVE it to such a degree- please know that i absolutely adore it <3

@rikablue27 i just needed to say that your art is SO so amazing and i was really surprised people didn’t pay attention to it- but i can say i really admire your way of drawing people and your shading/lightning! your perspective is also very neat and i can’t wait to see more of your art ♥

@ihavekarma3-blog it’s literally the same thing for you and rika, you’re a very talented person and i only wish you the best for the other projects

@ask-undermine your daily positivity and your constant support always make me very happy and i just wanted to thank u for that ♥

@kotikaleo your style is literally the cutest thing i’ve seen and i’m really amazed by every work you manage to make! you deserve every kind of support and i really can’t help but be inspired by your works <3

@amarald like- i know for a fact you’re an amazing artist and a really nice friend, but you’re also a very sweet person to interact with! your asks always make me so happy and i’m really glad i got to meet you ♥

i just listed everyone from the top of my head but there’s still so many more people i am thankful for, like YOU! everyone who sees this: i’m so glad you’re still here and enjoying people’s content and i wish you a very happy day/night and good year <3

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awoken-artist · 3 years

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🌸🍡Please don't resubmit/repost my works without my permission! thanks!🍡🌸

Continuing on with my sketch dumps of my FMA artworks with my FMA OC and other canon characters! :3 I had fun doing these doodles, I plan to do more and get on with my FMA comic so yes-

I shall talk about each of these sketches! ^u^

timeline in the FMA Manga and brotherhood where Rose takes Winry in when they arrived in Lior. So in my story Emmy had tagged along with Winry and the others. Rose takes both Winry and Emmy in, Winry and Emmy take turns using the bath to get refreshed, which i would draw a scene where when Emmy was taking a bath she's been pretty zoned out somewhat. Winry does notice and would talk to her as they start having a connection with each other as they rarely do at times. of course after the bath Rose talks to the two and have a suspicion both Winry and Emmy have a thing for Edward and when Winry notices Emmy does indeed have a crush on Edward, she cant help tease her and admits she has been around Edward so much so this only gives both Winry and rose the opportunity to have her spill the tea. even spill out and admit she has a crush- which she did...they broke her to admit it as she broke even more being extremely flustered. aaah girl talks XD

scene from the manga and brotherhood where you know- Ed was hiding in Winry room to have some privacy...yeah that scene. so after Winry screamed and that whole fiasco with the guys wondering wtf is going on- Emmy does rush over and see the guys blocking the door and sees Winry handling them and jumped out of the way to not get smacked by the guys getting their asses beaten. Emmy does get back up and wonders what's going on and sees Ed. which Ed is relieved both Winry and Emmy are safe. of course Emmy tries her best not to cry which- can easily see she's about to but instead of bawling or crying at all- she gets mad because she was worried sick. she storms over and grabs him by the shirt and shaking him "WHERE WERE YOU DO YOU EVEN FUCKING REALIZE HOW WORRIED WE ALL ARE?!" and Ed was just surprised how mad he made Emmy and tried to calm her down which she does calm down and tries not to cry which- Ed told her she can let it out. which she does. Winry helps with comforting her as well and told Ed that he made her really worry about him after hearing about the incident with the mines from envy which.. Ed wasn't sure if he even should mention what happened. [didn't drew the scene but it'll happen in my FMA comic...yeah uh Ed actually does tell Emmy what happened in the mines and of course gets an emotional earful from her. which- he doesn't fault her for getting upset..]

^^ Last one is aha...yeah Emmy with her cousin Autumn...who she hates the ever loving crap of. Emmy has a nasty history with her cousin, because her cousin is nothing but a very spoiled brat who her parents spoil on even autumns siblings, and lets autumn do whatever she wants. [worse is the Aunt absolutely cannot stand Emmy due to having a unpleasant view of her and her mother. Basically the Aunt is like a "Karen" kind of person, with holly thou attitude, not to mention - the aunt doesn't like Emmy and Emmet's mom because she and her parents are from another country....yeah she's- she's that kind of person, and of course- spreads that to their own kids. :/ she's that bitch] so yeah Emmy has a nasty history with Autumn when she was younger, even one where it crossed the line to the point the family doesn't want anything to do with the aunt and uncle anymore, not even the kids because it went way too far. Basically Autumn was left alone with her siblings and with Emmy, Emmy was very young about age 3-4 and autumn decided to get the scissors and cut her hair making Emmy very upset telling her to stop and anytime Emmy would yell at her begging for her to stop autumn would cut her with the scissors trying to silence her but she wont stop crying. the cuts only making her want to cry MORE. of course this made autumn get very frustrated and would slap her, even make threats to cut her neck if she doesn't shut up which- at that point Emmet saw what happened and rushed to pull the scissors away and throw it across the room and take Emmy in his arms very angry and tells her "I'm telling my parents!". of course autumn tries manipulating by saying he's being a tattle tail and whatever, which Emmet doesn't care and tells her that his parents told him that if ANYTHING happens, he should tell them. even when in danger, and he runs to get his parents attention and luck happens that the family was pissed. autumn tried to play the innocent angel card but the other family members don't fall for it. make it worse that autumn had marks from using the scissors and has some blood on her. not a lot but droplets. proof enough. Yeah id go into more on how the "reunion" of these two happen but- that'll be either a future doodle or when the comic gets worked on and we get to that point. let me say it gets worse...and....creepy might i add... eck..

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🍡Artwork and my FMA OCs is owned by: @awoken-artist

🌸Fullmetal Alchemist and Edward Elric is owned by: Hiromu Arakawa

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thecrenellations · 3 years

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Return of the Thief Notes, Part Two: The Book of Pheris, Volume 2, Chapters 1-5

Notes from my first read, October 2020. (Part One | Part Three | TaT)

Contents: Me losing my mind in multiple ways each chapter, helpful links, nighttime garden cousins, an Irene pun, notes from my second read, “mwt is just like going for it,” and “this is so fucked up and heartwarming.”

Format: Page number. My thoughts (Context?)

Volume 2

Illustration

Book 2 bro

Now we’re caught up and changed forever by lots of things

What printer’s apprentice made this?

Elephants!

Chapter 1

175. me too, Costis, me too. I am so tired. (it’s hard to sleep when your brain and heart and everything are fizzing because you’re reading Return of the Thief for the first time and a new Queen’s Thief book for the last time)

176. Klimun + Gerosthenes vibes [moon doodle]

Holes in documents. That’s cute

Gen!!! <3

Wtf Ansel was hoodwinked!

177. The Queen waited

They’re ridiculous

Hi Pheris

Wtf he stole her earrings for Melheret?!?

178. Excuse me??? What is this book (sleeveless leather tunic)

He still roams!!!

Tattoos!

179. a sentence I never fucking expected to read ever “The absence of tattoos…”

180. that’s interesting

Stacked like kindling wow oh dear

181. She wants him to move in lol

Lol sorry Ion

Did she just want them to leave the room?

182. I can’t with this… I can’t. Why is sex symbol Relius canon. (the play that featured him! It’s great, it’s great, it was just a lot to take in!)

Silver crown?

183. Cleon! Rude!

Did they call Costis to deck him?

Queen scene!! <3

184. This is an epic. Abt Costis. Dirty stranger

185. he’s “the high king”

Lol

187. prophet (Pheris sure makes Costis sound like one)

Shut up Piloxides

188. resources for war! (book launch foreshadowing part two! She talked a lot about this kind of thing as well, and recommended the book Alexander the Great and the Logistics of the Macedonian Army)

189. “we”

What were you gonna say (Gen almost says something to Costis part one)

193. RIP The Magus Archives … it was not to be. Yet.

194. Melenze’s doorstep. Why? Bc Melenze is Ferria’s dog. (idk dude that line from ACoK has just never left me)

195. This is … a big war

196. Oh gen

Nighttime garden cousins.

Chapter 2

197. wtf did Relius think of that play

Also … not a peep from the sacred mountain huh

198. wtf will happen with Cleon

with Erondites

with THE MOUNTAIN

a lot going on

everyone was in that room but Kamet! So close!

199. Cute Fordad + Gen friendship (I never said these notes would make me look smart)

Same 2 T + R! :) It’s not them is it? (I NEVER SAID THESE NOTES WOULD MAKE ME LOOK SMART)

Poor Teleus

200. gdi Gen

Excuse me? Is he worried for Pheris??? (taking his tablet)

They trust each other! C’mon!

Sure he has reasons

202. oh dear. :( that’s … the worst cover story

Also falling

203. wow almost like a story huh

Ula’s altar :(

Why haven’t we had a Gen and Costis scene IN THREE BOOKS

205. I just … I don’t know if he’s just miserable or if it’s all a plan. I feel like I should know it’s all a plan. But he really feels like he has far to go. He’s just a mess and the same and so different. (having a small Gen meltdown)

205. he did give him the gun

Odd that he missed Quedue

206. he’s gonna bite them (buckle up! it’s abdication time!)

207. Power. Power. Power. Power.

Thx 4 the editorializing Pheris

208. Gen is making choices. That’s a choice.

209. There’s KoA down the drain

Aaaand he’s Eugenides

“Eugenides stared into the future”

The page of like 3 different tumblr posts: Trophy husband, Library, No! yes!

210. make sure he doesn’t leave lol

211. Pheris :(

Also fucked up timing for Irene

I love them

212. again with the birthday book

He’s still the king in the narration

Go on the roof! So close!

213. EUGENIDES IS ALWAYS APPROPRIATE my motto

Viper! Bastard!

Oh shit. I love them.

214. “our treaty” “our queen”

AAAH! Wedding night!

Asked her to leave!

Smash Erondites and peace out, literally

215. a frank talk

HE SAID IT.

216. The Bructs?

Wait is this his grandfather (taking a moment to remember all about Susa)

Also that’s Costis territory

217. who is this lion

218. #3 to Gen.

219. hmmm ring

There’s been a lot to unpack wow.

Did this happen, Pheris? Pheris?!

220. Atté atté!

(Dear reader: for some strange reason, I completely forgot about taking notes on the final pages of this chapter. These notes are from when I reread those pages a few minutes later.)

Erondites full cup to brimming

The Pherises…

We must think of others before ourselves … occasionally

I do not like Orutus

Don’t fence Costis in! Does this count as prison? No (I had a square on my bingo board for “someone ends up in prison” ... but it turned out to be for someone else)

221. damn Costis

Aaah

Costis …

Irene… your jokes (I mean, it’s a joke, but also it is very real for her.)

SHE SAID IT!

My heart

222. where is Relius going?

SPYING

What you see and what you think it means (I love these instructions/this quote so much)

So are Susa + Erondites 2gether or what (listen ... proximity generates meaning in these books)

Also, like

What can

I say

WHAT CAN I SAY (Hell yeah! Never more glad to be wrong about the magus)

[page long list of doubles and parallels - from Cleons and Pherises and Ions to god-character and character-character connections]

Also the fact that in KoA and TaT Relius was like … oh … no … I just live a gentle life being friends with my king and queen and being scholarly. But no. He’s SPYING and TRAVELING MYSTERIOUSLY and has MANY LOVERS and also has been WITH TELEUS ALL ALONG and there is a PLAY written about him and he has a ~messenger~ network and PLAYS THE FLUTE and DOESN’T MAKE HIS BED and DISLIKES MATH and oh and he’s VERY HANDSOME! (Yes I was losing it, I hope my note from after the poem helps show some of the feelings behind this rant.)

Fucking … Wine shop. Should have known.

Chapter 3

224. ominous

Hello magus!

Sophos … babe (his impatience!)

225. Magus … cool your socks that’s your bff (he’s just describing Helen’s dead body! Fun!!!!)

In the van

That was good I love them

Why is it Couples Hour?

226. finally we’re out of the capital of Attolia

Ok they’re so cute

She was NEVER Helen in ACoK narration!

Also – Pheris. This is all Pheris. (Pheris plus information others told him!)

227. Bringing each other up to date – that’s their thing. Talking forever

All this talk of shooting Therespides

228. EX FUCKING SCUSE ME (time to learn a lot about the country of Eddis)

He was 15! (or almost 15)

He didn’t know! Or did he!

The MoW!

All thru Pheris

Fuck you magus

When did he know

229. EXCUSE ME

The emeralds?

Assumed the worst?

That classic quote about little to do with winter but with “seducing other people’s lovers”

230. yeah Sophos that’s a lost cause (“spare me my blushes”)

Also she didn’t answer you

What are they laughing about (the generally nameless men we’re learning many things about this chapter)

233. Gen I think it’s fair to say that was a mistake

234. wtf Gen

GEN! he just. Had those. (the jewels!)

Her crown

I cannot

235. Gen!

237. Crash

Her CHANGES

238. THESE TWO

239. called annux

Yeah it’s like … a family meeting (the war council)

Bring your father to work day

241. Oh no.

Stenides! Boagus!!!!!!!

EDDIS!

Wolves! Lol

mwt is just like going for it

243. aww

Eddis > Boagus > Gen

244. Yeah I’m with her on this. (“if that doesn’t frighten you, it should”)

Chapter 4

245. Gen and Magus scene yes!

Two people affected by his long hair (Gen and the magus? I think?)

Pheris are you there?

Gen … you used to wish yourself out of existence

Wow

Hair vanity

Yeah also battlefield

Ion is a darling tbh

248. Is he. Is he going to fight all of them

Also they are all his cousins huh

AULUS! I liked you!

Same, Hilarion

Taking a page out of Costis’s book?

You have definitely seen it before. (I mistook his lie for truth!)

Will Costis hear about this? (please)

249. #4 to Gen!

Pheris where are you

Why doesn’t the Continent want to conquer them (do I get partial credit for this)

A tattoo!

250. “Do not offend the gods”

Honestly … too bad Helen DIDN’T do this

251. he said he’d give all he had

I’m sure there are rules

253. Just men? :( (let everybody fight him!)

Ornon is back! I mean, of course he is

Also yea they practice

HELLO ORNON

A house being built … or one knocked down. Nice

Is Teleus in on this?

254. Pheris called him my king!

255. I wanna know which guards though

:( he’d been faking

Kicked him in the head (ouch)

256. “when he fell”

I … don’t like this

He never gives up. The thieves don’t have limits. They have flash points.

Stepped on his hand

“Enough Gen” – what Irene said?

257. :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

The magus. I forgot he was there.

The magus said … nevermind …

The magus is probs very into this as a cultural thing. Also he was talking to the MoW

Pigeon. The sky. :( Like in TT (OH BOY, THE SKYYYY)

If there was a god, Pheris would see…

258. They’ve, they’ve been through a lot.

Oh god what’s next

259. I … no. not in his arms to the palace.

The palace where….

The stairs…

They are all 3 lookers. Basilisks and brass and lead

I hate this. But I love this.

I will someday see this differently.

Ah yes… the grunt. Approval.

260. Honestly, this is so fucked up and heartwarming. These books.

Lol don’t defend Hilarion, we know him

Eddis visits him.

Attolia watches him.

261.WTF Gen. I knew it. Why.

Crying or laughing? Crying? :(

How does this not undermine her now that he is her king?

But … what he wouldn’t do for her.

262. “he did fine”

This book is like… Reasons Gen Says Sorry

So, so… - Helen

GEN!

263. I am right. I am always right. It’s a curse.

Helen :( :( :(

The amount of times these people have seen him beaten.

He’s like … self destructive, but in a way that gives himself more power. Which he hates.

Gen, let them in. Let them in.

Chapter 5

264. honeycomb

OH NO. is it happening?

266. I’m just supposed to accept this?!! What does it mean?!

267. … a my king moment … important

But like … now can he fight?

Caryatid? [doodle after I looked it up]

268. Teleus!

C’mon Teleus. Everyone you love or respect loves him!

Honestly Pheris and Teleus … not a duo I expected

THESE TWO ARE SO DEDICATED TO TELLING HIM THAT! Ok I should chill. At least he said “may.” These are like … Pheris’s life lessons.

Honestly… I love that Teleus likes poetry, or at least likes it for Relius.

269. Lol Legarus. It’s been years! I mean, I guess that was a big deal for him… (almost being executed is a big deal for most people.)

Does he not love Gen because of Relius? Because Gen manipulated him? Because he keeps sending away his successor? Why on earth not! Hop on that train! (...)

It’s interesting that their relationship is the one that touches Pheris, not Gen and Irene. Hm.

Also … “Idiot.” The parallels.

“relatively gently” (it’s so good)

~Teleus here to talk about love~

This book is full of surprises.

270. That is NOT the bright side, Gen (“I could use my newfound authority to insist on going into battle”)

271. BUNNY! Wtf is a wineglass warrior

Very cute everyone, good job.

Still sad about Helen’s tears.

271. Gen. Don’t say these things. [volcano doodle]

272. SEE I was worried about this! The doubt!

I am not ok

This is TOO MANY Eddisian Revelations (Lader time)

Yeah. Wow.

273. Cleon x5

I … his grandfather

No.

Baby Helen begging

How did Pheris get this scene

Gen chose Cleon for his plan

275. IRENE WITH THE STATS!

276. lol Gen

My brother Sounis!

277. Missing Relius club.

Where is he though

Yes! Sophos Gen food fight!

Grapes!

“Wisdom”

He’s “the king” here and in KoA bc that’s the story but also that’s who he is to Pheris and Costis

278. So how did that Irene and MoW meeting go anyway?

How does Aulus know???

Thief short story! Probably terrible to reread, oh no

279. Are … are Aulus and Boagus together???! (“his slightly smaller partner”)

This feels … potentially traumatic … but fun? Idk

Fleece

280. This dang book. No rules!

The chandelier! So dramatic!

Mwt had … a lot to put into this one. A lot. A lot.

283. “not the Thief he was chasing”

284. The queens! The salute!

He can’t give this up.

Official Worries:

100,000 soldiers heading towards Kamet

Re: Lyopidus, Gen called Sophos his brother. Helen apparently might BE his sister. Temenus and Stenides are also going to a war where 9/10 will probably die.

Also

the MoW could have been a king if he’d stolen Helen’s throne. A lot there.

why does this book have the vibe of the library post, my comic from 2010, the king and queen interactions here, and the military tactics dream

#part twooo #word clouds next #the queen's thief #return of the thief #mwt #rott spoilers #return of the thief spoilers #something i

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dopposhusband · 4 years

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Aaah!!! If I could, I would ask all of those prompts, they're so cute!! But since I have to choose, I think I'll go with Strawberry, Rose Petal, Cotton Candy and Raspberry Swirl!! Kajfka Content of you and your boys is always a BLESSING!! Thank you for providing!! My crops have been watered, my skin is clear!! I am thriving!!

@yokairu Thank you so much!! Send as many as you want, I don’t mind! Im gonna do these ones for Matenrou because they’re my soul mates after all!

Strawberry - before getting together, how did your F/O realize they had a crush on you? How did they act around you once they realized they were head over heels?

For Doppo I’m sure he would’ve never found out without Hifumi’s help... The moment I told him I still held onto his business card, his knees get weak and his heart started to race! it wasn’t unusual for someone to keep a business card aside but to just have it on him and in his phone case where he kept important things? He just couldn’t take it! When he was acting a lot more nervous and sweatier than usual Hifumi had joked about him having a crush and Doppo realized he totally did! After he was a lot more awkward but now a lot more self aware about it so it was torture!

Hifumi is a confident boy, he constantly has people all over Japan fawning over him and maybe even further, so it was fun to be on the crushing side once again! He knew right away because he had felt the same pining he had when he fell in love with Doppo and again with Jakurai! He tried to play a lot more suave and despite the confidence, would resort to his jacket a bit more than he would like. It was different trying to romance Jakurai and Doppo compared to me so he thought ‘Well everyone love Gigolo that’ll work!’. However, he would truly fall in love when I would remind him that I was here to see HIfumin, not Gigolo! Then he just acts like his goofy self!

Jakurai doesn’t catch feelings easily, it takes time, but somehow he had fallen for both his teammates and a rival... that was interesting. He loves interesting, so he put his feelings down in a small journal, documenting things that we did to make his heart skip a beat and when Matenrou started becoming a relationship. After he still kept his eye on me, taking small notes on what interesting things I’ve done or stupid things I said and every time he would say a small, loving, ‘interesting’. Hifumi and Doppo would peek over his shoulder and see his note was just a lil doodle of me carrying him after he saw me pick something heavy up. Very interesting indeed.

Rose Petal - what traditions do you and your F/O share?

I don’t really think we have any actual traditions, but small things we try to make routine, though it can be iffy with Doppos schedule. For me I always eat a little bit of dinner with Hifumi and save the rest so I can eat with Jakurai and Doppo. We always make sure to give Doppo extra care, hugs are tighter, kisses linger longer and reminders are more frequent. One of those forms is trying to make hygiene more routine for him, bathing before bed, brushing and flossing. For Hifumi I try to get him to fit more sleeping into his schedule with naps we share or getting Jakurai to slowly loosen the debt he thinks he has to humanity and remember to take care of himself too, especially emotionally. Its nothing too fun but we just want to take the best care we can of each other!

Raspberry Swirl - how does your F/O cheer you up when you are feeling down?

When I feel too down the boys try to give me a lot more silent affection, we’ll cuddle up on our bed with me in the middle. The AC comes on and we get all toasty in a nice cold room while we have some show for white noise. Sometimes when I’m really upset I can’t handle having too much conversation directed towards me but silence is uncomfy! Hifumi is talkative boy so he turns all of that energy in to hair rustles and tiny ‘I love you’s.

Cotton Candy - post the last picture of your F/O that you saved!

hehe cursed Jakurai is my favorite,,, extra thankies to Ed for sending me this pic

#💖💜💛#This was fun :>#skdfsk I told you to get more sleep and here I am writing until 2:30 am #I love Matenrou they sdjfkshdfkhs ykno #I've been in a real Matenrou loving mood and I really wanna smooch my boys #a lil bit extra for Hifumi rn tho #hes been a problem boy this week but I love him nonetheless

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kuroko-no-imagine · 5 years

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Hello! 💓 Can i request a GOM+ kagami figuring out their fem s/o is an artist?? (she asks them to make a little pose/see loose sketching on hwr notes/ unfinished paintings) and theyre trying to support her ? tyyyy

Aaah I love this ask, I myself am majoring in graphic design right now and let me tell you, the support that artists and designers get isn’t much to begin with so I’d like to think that the boys would be supportive. So I often get like the whole “wow a creative amongst the academics”. A lot of people think that my area of study is just so drastically different because its not academically driven like the sciences or social sciences are and it can get kind of annoying sometimes. I have been so often told to my face that “anyone can do what you’re doing” and that what I study is “easy” and that just makes me so frustrated, so we’re not gonna get into that whole conversation. But like if anyone wants me to share my thoughts on the subject I’d be more than willing to because the creative fields always get shit on for being “easy” fields.

TLDR; Support artists and designers, there’s a lot more that goes into our work and our studies than is made out to believe. Now onto the ask.

Akashi: He finds out about your art when he comes across your sketchbook one day. You left it open on your desk when you went to go get a glass of water and he had just happened to walk by when you were away. He’s impressed by the sketches you’ve done within the coil bound pages. He understands the hard work you put into them and would ask to see more of your work, though he won’t push if you don’t want to, knowing that sketchbooks are fairly private and personal. He himself having his own artistic side with his violin appreciates your talents and the work that you do to improve on your drawings.

“They’re quite impressive, there’s no need for you to hide them from me”

Aomine: He finds out about your art by chance when he wakes up from a nap to see you staring at him intently, startling him. He notices the little book and pencil in your hands gets curious, wanting to see what it is that you’re scribbling within it. He’s persistent and won’t take no for an answer so when you finally show him he’s surprised to see a sketch of himself in his sleeping state. If he decides to flip through your sketchbook he’ll see multiple drawings of him asleep in different poses, lying down, slumped on the couch, sitting against a wall– there are so many. He likes the fact that he’s been made a subject of so many of your drawings without even knowing that he was and will offer to pose for any studies you may need.

“Next time you do another one of these it better not be while I’m asleep”

Kagami: Deadass I feel like Kagami would be one of those people who doesn’t like “get art” lmao, like you know those people in galleries that look at pieces and kinda just look confused LOOL one of those people. He finds out about your art when he’s at your place and sees one of your pieces, a little sculpture that you had been working on that still needed to be painted. He’ll stare at it for a bit and won’t say anything even when you notice him looking at it. Even after he’s gotten over that initial “what is that?” feeling he won’t say much, probably just a “that’s cool” or a “it looks like a sprout of asparagus”, just something random off the top of his mind. Despite not really understanding art and the concepts that go into art, he appreciates the love and time that you put into it and is glad that you have a creative outlet that makes you happy.

Kise: This boy is supportive of everything that you do and art is no exception. He finds out about your art one day when he’s flipping through the study notes that you gave him cause lord knows he needed help with one of his classes and you so graciously put together some of your notes for him to study with. As he’s looking through your notes he notices the little doodles and drawings that you have within the margins of the pages. Although those are just little doodles he finds himself focusing more on the drawings than the notes he should be looking at. He’ll probably end up asking to see more of your notes just to see more of your drawings and when you start getting suspicious he’ll be happy to let you know how much he likes your drawings and doodles and would love to see more.

Kuroko: He finds out about your art one day not through seeing it on his own but through hearing about it from others. You painted a piece as a gift for a friend and that friend went on to gush about how beautiful they thought it was in the class the next day, telling everyone about how they and hung it up in their room and stuff like that. He’d be interested in seeing your pieces and may bring it up the next time the two of you are together. When you end up showing him one of your paintings he’s really impressed by them. After you show him one of your pieces he would love to be there to see the process and will join you every so often when you’re painting just to watch you at work and spend some time with you while you’re creating your pieces.

Midorima: He finds out about your art when he stumbles across it online one day. He somehow found your online Behance portfolio and ended up looking through the gallery of digital paintings for quite a while. He’s interested in your pieces because he’s more familiar with traditional mediums so the fact that you use a digital medium makes him curious. He won’t bring it up to you on his own, figuring that you would share it with him when you’re ready. Despite this, he keeps up with your portfolio, making his own account just so he can follow you and give your pieces likes an support your work without you even knowing that he knows about it what a sneaky bitch.

Murasakibara: He walks in on you one day making a mess. He doesn’t say anything when he notices the canvas in front of you and realizes you’re working on something. There’s a canvas set in front of you with little bits and bobs already laid on top of it from you cutting and collaging a piece together. He’ll probably end up sitting with you and watch you work, and will even help you while you work, cutting out bits and pieces from the different magazines that you’ve already partially destroyed that he thinks that you may want to add to your piece. He finds that helping you out with your collaging is a nice way to just spend some time mindlessly cutting things out on his end so he’ll probably end up doing it often.

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1863-project · 5 years

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Valentine for the 10 facts thing!

Drop one of my characters’ names in my inbox and I’ll tell you 10 facts about them

Aaah, my Tudor goth son!

Val was born in 1518 in London into a merchant family. He’s the oldest surviving son, but it’s a lot more likely that his younger brother Avery is going to be the one to take over the business because Val would rather pursue his passion for art.

Val’s been drawing since he was very young. When he and Gerard were kids, they met their friend Rowland at the priory he was raised in since they were attending school there (it was close to their homes) and Rowland recruited Val to start drawing marginalia for him in the manuscripts he copied over because he knew Val was good at drawing odd things.

He has a habit of playing with his hair if his hands are idle. He ruffles his own hair a lot.

If he lived in the present day, he’d likely identify as bi/pan. (The history of sexuality and gender is, of course, complicated, but obviously LGBTQIA+ people have always existed! Society just didn’t have the words yet and often thought of same-sex relations as simply sexual acts and not full-on identities.)

Val loves pushing the limits of what he can get away with wearing. Sumptuary laws exist in his day, so there’s certain colors and fabrics he legally can’t wear without being fined. Purple is one of those, since it’s for royalty. And yet, Val has some clothes that could best be described as indigo in color. Reeeeaaaally close there, buddy. He also exclusively wears riding boots instead of regular shoes “for fashion’s sake.” He’d probably joke that the skeleton they found wearing the thigh-high boots from 500 years ago was him.

Val’s favorite things to draw (besides portraits of his de facto husband Gerard) are fictional/fantastic animals, people in bizarre situations (his favorite artist is Hieronymus Bosch), and Danse Macabres where he purposely flips the color scheme to make them look really cheery and pleasant.

He also has an OC of sorts - it’s called the Pap Wraith. (Yes, my OCs have OCs.) The Pap Wraith is a skeletal figure with incredibly saggy breasts of indeterminate gender that Val doodled one day when doing Danse Macabre studies and found really funny. He sneaks it into the background of commissions he gets to see if he can get away with it, and since his work is pretty Bosch-esque, he gets away with it. (Gerard calls the Pap Wraith the “sagging menace to all humanity.”)

On that note, Val has an art blog here! You can follow him at @chasingbosch when he remembers that I allow him to defy all laws of time and space and post sketches there.

Val has repeatedly tried to name his and Gerard’s act since they were teenagers. His worst suggestion, which Gerard has never let him forget, was Worms in the Womb.

Val has a big sweet tooth and will sneak marchpane (marzipan) whenever he can. Due to his status as a member of a merchant family, he also has access to fresh fruit and can be found snacking on that a lot, too.

And one little extra thing:

11. Val is very obviously inspired by the fact that Noel Fielding exists. If it isn’t obvious, he looks like this:

#replies #OCs #original characters #surfs-up-brian #A Thing So Pleasing And Fantastic #Valentine Strangewayes #1540s #Tudor Era #Tudors #Tudor Boyfriends

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wumbleberry-fc · 6 years

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My Progression So Far As A Composer

Hey everyone! It’s Walter again, with another long boast post

As most people on here are starting school this week (or did a while ago jeez aaah), I still have 4 more weeks until I have my first class.

However, I’m in the mood to reflect on the past fourteen two years and how I went from wanting to be a high school maths teacher for my entire life to deciding I want to be a music major instead, and now doing that 18 months later. Really though I just want an excuse to show off my noticeable improvement.

The following five pieces are the most significant pieces for me, and the most telling in how I’ve grown in my time of fiddling around with the software:

Groovy Grove (published 28 February 2017) was the first thing I ever composed, and the one idea repeated endlessly was what drove me to download music notation software in the first place. It’s pretty boring and repetitive and annoying now, but I thought it was really cool and it’s pretty significant because I would probably be suffering in math classes right now if it weren’t for this.

Summer Clouds (published 4 April 2017) came just a month after Groovy Grove, and it’s my first concert band piece. I wanted to make a full band piece, and slapped a couple of rhythms together and this thing was born. Again, I thought that I was the shit after making this, and was like ‘Hell yeah this is easy I’m so good this will be a fun and a not hard at all hobby or something hopefully I can make money for this I’m awesome!’ and spread it around like crazy. In my AP Lit class, we had to take a character from our current novel and make a CD of five songs and five poems that character would listen to and explain why that song/poem would be significant to them. Naturally, I hadn’t yet read a page of the book and so I picked a random character and said that they listened to this song as well as two of my poems because why not. I think I got a D-. Everyone was bored half to death when I presented it, but afterwards one person told me that he thought it was cool that I made a thing, and so I decided one week later to not go to the college that I was going to go to to become a high school math teacher at, and go to the other college instead and be undecided.

I soon found that writing music is not easy, and though it was still fun, I was not always in the mood to compose. Graduation happened, and I was like, Yay! And then later in the summer, I missed my best friend, and I wanted to write something that reminded me of her. The New Complete (published 30 August 2017) is the product of that. It is a Tuba/Violin duet, and we hope to one day play it together. The New Complete was featured in @future-struggling-musician‘s Pride Month Composers Project, where Hot Luke Kevin featured one LGBTQ+ composer of tumblr every day.

Enter college. College is great! I love college! I’m actually doing homework and everything, and my grades are leagues better than they ever were in high school or elementary. I even found a lot of friends, and we remained friends all year AND all summer! It’s wonderful! But in between classes and actually doing homework for the first time in my goddamn life and having a social life for the first time in my goddamn life and also not having a computer to compose on for 5 months, I didn’t compose much during the year. I got a new computer on 3 April 2018, wrote Practice Room on 4 April 2018, and retouched it and published it on 5 April 2018. For someone who doesn’t know much of anything in how to play the piano, I sure wrote a lot of doodles on it at college. Practice Room is really the only one worth listening to though.

This last piece -- the one that really shows that I have gotten better since last year and the hope that once I actually know something about theory and voicing and structure that I’ll be able to produce thoroughly sound pieces that a band might one day want to play -- is Swaying (published Sunday, 26 August 2018). I started writing Swaying within two weeks of publishing Summer Clouds, back when I thought that writing full band pieces would be easy. I thought I could finish this one in a month as well, or maybe a little bit longer because percussion is hard to write and I would need maybe a week or two to learn it. Yeah, no. I wrote most of the beginning and I got as far as writing the tuba/euph part to the halfway point of the piece, and I got the snare and bass drum written through the first quarter of the piece, and then I ran out of steam. I didn’t know where to go from there, what instrument to introduce next, or how I could expand upon the melodic line and the sax/trumpet counterpoint. And so I stopped. In mid-May, 2017. And I tried to work on other things to generate ideas for what was then called “ooga booga.” But I had nothing, and I couldn’t bring myself to add another note to the score until Monday 20 August 2018. Now, 9 days later, and the piece has been done for 3, it sounds the best of all of mine by far, and I still don’t know how to write percussion at all. But that’s okay, because I’ve also learned that I can’t force it.

I think I’m in a decent position right now, and I can’t wait for what will come next!

#composition #original composition #my music #update #college #discussion #progression #long post #Groovy Grove and Summer Clouds and The New Complete can be found on my musescore account #waltercommaalex #Groovy Grove and Summer Clouds were originally posted on my old account petethehotdog #The New Complete was originally uploaded to here from musescore #and I wanted them all to be in the audio post format for ease #I'm also still waiting to hear if I am accepted into the composition program or not #that decision still isn't due for two months though so #we'll see

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foxissofoxy · 6 years

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My current muse…

“Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a person’s sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what corruption they’re taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive but their own enjoyment - just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity! - an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self-exultation, only on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire. It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in body, and accept their real ego as their standard of value. They will always be attracted to the person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the person whose surrender permits them to experience - or to fake - a sense of self-esteem .. Love is our response to our highest values - and can be nothing else.” ― Ayn Rand ——————————————————————————————- “What’s that?”

I was silent. I could honestly hear what my friend was hearing. There wasn’t any denying it. The walls that separated my Dads bedroom from my own were practically paper thin based on the sound effects that were coming from his side.

My lack of response confirmed to my friend Andre that what he was hearing was the sound of-sex.

“That’s your Dad?”

I nodded.

“Wow! He’s really giving it to her.”

We both listened to the headboard knocking against the far wall, the rocking of the bed and my Dad grunting as he encouraged for more and faster.

“Since when did your Dad start back to dating?”

"Not sure. I do know he’s banging. Now you know too.”

“I didn’t know he had a girlfriend.”

“I didn’t either.”

Andre and I did our usual fist bump and peace sign. He was out. Deuces.

I have known my Dad for 15 years, all my life actually. I can recall the earliest memory of him. I guess it’s the moment we all become self-aware based on a significant moment where an insignificant memory begins to build and retain on top of other long ago father and son activities. What I can’t remember is ever hearing him have sex with my Mom. Ever. The thought alone was cringe-worthy to think of my parents in that way. This new set of events that was on its fourth night, a school night I might add was something I would have to bring to his attention.

“Oh my God, Rick…Oh, my God. Right-ahh-there. Ohhh,Yes. Yesssss…Yessss.”

“You like how I’m giving it to you? You like this?”

My Dad was asking her over and over again. She finally responded to him.

“Yesssss. Oh, Yes. Yes. Yes.”

“I fucking live for this-All of this. Right here. Oh shit. Yessss.”

I wanted my Dad to say nothing else. I only wanted to hear her.

Whoever she was, she was way more vocal this time around with the oooh and aaahs that I couldn’t help but have more of a boner as long as my Dad kept quiet or quiet enough where I could unleash my teen fantasy on Beth Smith who worked in the lunchroom.

Beth Smith was four years older than me, and she was my girl crush, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Sunday was spent in the Catholic church where I spilled every sordid detail to Father Gabriel in the confessional booth. The heathen side of me was reborn every Monday like clock-work when my eyes would lock with hers in the cafeteria line.

I would fantasize about Beth. I imagined Beth and me together almost obsessively. I reached for the cock sock that I kept in my nightstand drawer. I was ready to burst at the seams. I was prepared until my Dad yelled, “Myyyyyyyyy. EHHHHH. Uhhhh.” Then silence. Seconds later, giggles. UGHH. I put my sock back in my drawer for another time.

Our confrontation happened in the kitchen.

I waited for him to come out of his bedroom the next morning. My Dad was dressed in his uniform. He’s a Deputy Sheriff. Our routine was always the same routine since Mom left him for what she considered a better life going on three years ago. He was adjusting his gun belt. I was at the kitchen table doodling guitar tabs to piano chords that were running through my mind at high speed. I am a gifted Pianist. I’ve also been told that I am a dark spirit. I take it as a compliment that my genius has manifested in order take over the world by storm.

“You missed the bus?” He was surprised to see me still home.

“I didn’t sleep.”

“Do you want me to take the TV out of your room along with your game system?”

This was his usual threat that he never acted on, but he felt it was a motivator for good behavior to not miss the bus 4 days in a row.

“I could turn up the volume of my TV to drown out other noises, but then neither one of us would get any sleep.”

“What are you talking about, Carl?”

I didn’t have a chance to answer because his phone vibrated loudly and his attention was on whatever was displayed. The smirk on his lips was every indication that it wasn’t work-related. If I had someone to bet against, I would put my whole life savings that it had everything to do with last night and the night before and the night before that and so on. I watched his fingers move and wondered when did he ever become so proficient with texting?

“You aren’t staying home. I will take you to school. If you get detention, you are going to serve it. I am not going to get you out of trouble.”

“Who is she?”

He began to search the refrigerator for the creamer. It was right in front of him, but it was like he couldn’t see it. It took him a whole 10 seconds to grab it. The refrigerator wasn’t stocked with much.

“Who’s who?”

“Who is it that you have in your bedroom?”

“What?”

“No. Who?”

“Oh.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah.”

I allowed him to have that. Her name was Oh. I was going to give him time to clarify if Oh was an Asian lady or if Oh meant something different. But it was more like a dragged out Ohhhhhh!

My Dad poured himself a cup of coffee, forgetting the creamer as he stirred and texted. He placed two slices of visibly green pieces of moldy bread in the toaster. I sat back and watched with amusement.

“We only have one Oh that I am aware of and he’s the math teacher.” I was referencing my former math teacher Glen Oh. My Dad knew Glen on a personal level for years. “Are you messing around with his wife Maggie Oh who works in the library?”

“For God sakes no.”

“Then?”

“For shit sakes, Carl. I’m not messing around. What’s happening…What’s going on is just…”

“Just what?”

“Different.”

“Different?”

“Very different.”

“You’ve had Jessie over, and I never heard anything. So, I guess. Whatever.”

My Dad was right, whoever he’s banging in his bedroom this time around has caused him to have an incredible vocal range of a grunting caveman that has scarred my brain for life.

"That was over a year ago. It was a mistake. Something I regret. Something that I would rather die than repeat.”

The Jessie fiasco.

The woman who was so abused and found her way into our home, in my father’s bed with her two sons attached to her hip sharing my bedroom whenever she came around. I would immediately take to the couch or stayed at my best friend, Andre’s home that was positioned directly behind where I lived. I would stay with him and his parents until where I lived with my Dad was cleared of the pests. I’d never liked Sam nor Ron. Their Mom was a Milf but not much else.

It still didn’t answer who could have my Dad flustered in revealing who he wanted to have sit on his face. Knowing what I know, I will never, ever drink or eat anything after my Dad. He likes to eat this person, and my brain will forever remember where his lips have been.

He took a look at his phone that indicated he got another message.

“I have to get my keys.”

I’m sitting back twirling my pencil between my fingers casually watching him set his phone down on the kitchen counter to go in search for his car keys. The keys were by the front door where he always leaves them. He went into his bedroom as if the keys would be in there.

His phone…

I was compelled to see. To investigate and hopefully have answers before he comes back out of his bedroom down the short hall.

Queen: Is Carl still home?

Rick: Yes. I will take him to school, and then you can slip out.

Queen: I was thinking about playing hooky. You in that uniform, yum.

Rick: That can be arranged. I’m crazy about you.

Queen: Oh yeah?

Rick: My son heard us last night.

Queen: No!

Rick: We may have to come clean.

Queen: Come into your bedroom NOW!

Whoever he’s banging was still in our home, and her name was Queen. Queen? Queen Elizabeth? We didn’t have any Queens that I was aware of in our small enough town to know a name like that. A name like that would stick out. Whoever he’s’ banging is royalty. This news is Gold. I couldn’t help chuckling.

The toast was finished. I tossed it in the trash along with the rest of the moldy loaf. I put the creamer back in the refrigerator while still scrolling through my Dad’s messages. I found a lot of sexting shared between him and Queen.

Rick: I can still taste you.

Queen: It’s my turn tonight.

Rick: Wonder if you can handle it.

Queen: Don’t doubt me.

Rick: Will I have to hold back?

Queen: I plan to swallow.

Rick: Yeah?

Queen: Lick every drop.

The sound of his bedroom door opening was enough to cause a slight panic to run through me. I turned his phone off.

“Carl, hand me my phone and let’s get going.”

“Did you find your keys in your bedroom?” I played it off cool walking over to him with his phone. It helped that he was visibly distracted by whatever happened in his bedroom.

“Why would I go into my bedroom for my keys? My keys are always by the front door.”

His response was an indication that he wasn’t 100 percent himself. I was going to have some fun.

“Dad, I left something in your bedroom. I’m going to check to see if…”

My Dad’s whole attitude had changed lightning fast. His agitation was on butt load when I boldly began walking past him heading to his bedroom. He grabbed my arm and hauled me out the front door with a not so friendly shove, slamming the front door behind him.

“Hey, I was just joking!” I pretended to be upset with him handling me the way he did.

“Let’s go.”

My Dad was pissed off. He didn’t give two shits.

Now going to school was another matter. I hated school. I hated the whispers about my Dad and Principal Benton. I hated the drop-off in his cruiser almost equally to everything else I hated.

The rumors were annoying to Andre, too. We were in the same gifted classes. Andre is a talented violinist. He’s gifted on the piano as well as having the sickest rap lyrics of all time. I’m his biggest fan. He’s considered to have a dark spirit too. He doesn’t care because he knows he’s going to take over the world by musical storm one motherfucking kick drum at a time.

Andre’s mom’s the Principal at our high school. His Dad is an attorney who works in Alexandria. I’ve only met his Dad a couple of times. He seemed very chill but his Mom…Principal Benton didn’t have much of a sense of humor. She was no-nonsense, by the book, and she rode us both hard if we were acting like delinquents. I have to be honest, Principal Benton was annoying as fuck in school.

I sat in the cruiser. My Dad’s mind was evidently a million miles away as he drove the usual route that was considered the fastest in the direction of King’s Gifted Academy. The road with no sidewalks was the reason for many of us to have to ride the bus if we weren’t lucky to have a parent willing to take us to school every day or old enough to have a license to drive. I much preferred the bus than the cruiser.

“Who’s My Queen?”

“I don’t know, Carl.”

I watched my Dad try to swallow his lie.

“What do you mean, you don’t know? Do you just randomly text people about still tasting them?”

“What have I told you about snooping?”

“You know there are rumors, right?”

“What rumors?”

“You tell me who’s My Queen and I’ll tell you about what everyone seems to be talking about.”

There was no deal to be made other than maybe a silent epiphany that I could hear everything on the other side of the walls. I just couldn’t see through them.

“I met someone. Well, I’ve known her for awhile, and you may know who she is and right now we aren’t ready. She’s not ready.”

“Ready for what?”

“To commit. To commit to me. I’m giving her time to handle things. She asked me for that, and I am giving her that.”

“Sounds like you’ve been giving her more than that.”

“Carl!”

“Dad!” I challenged him.

“There’s a reason your mother has you with me. You know that?”

“I’ve never heard her having crazy sex.”

“I’m sorry about that son. I wasn’t aware that we could be overheard and now that I know we will be more discreet about things.”

“There’s the Holiday Inn. There’s the Red Roof and Meryl’s Lodge.”

“Next time we will be quieter. If there is damn next time.”

By the time my Dad dropped me off in the school parking lot,I had noticed something else odd about his behavior, and it was what he didn’t do next.

“See you later, Dad.”

“Yeah.”

He didn’t drive off. He was texting again. He didn’t even realize I got out of the car or that I was watching him from a distance.

He got out of his cruiser probably thinking that I had gone inside of the school. Principal Benton had already pulled in to her designated parking spot.

Their confrontation happened in the parking lot.

I watched my Dad approach her without any regard to who could be watching or possibly overhearing what looked to be a very controlled, heated disagreement.

I wasn’t close enough to hear what they were saying, but I did find it odd that Andre’s mom had on the same clothes from the night before that she wore to our soccer game. Her and my Dad wore matching sweatshirts with our school logo last night which could mean nothing because there were a few that had them on. Easy to dismiss.

My Dad was sitting behind her in the stands cheering our team on. Andre and I were forced in sitting the game out courtesy of coach Abe with the blessings from Principal Benton. Our stunt two weeks ago had affected almost everything in our lives. We were considered God’s by our peers but devils by our elders.

I refused to believe what was apparently true.

My Dad was having an affair with my very married Principal who was also my best friend in the world’s mother. She is who he’s banging, and I’d acquired videotaped proof a few days later that I just sent to all my contacts by accident.

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Ghostman: The council calamity retrospective

Well christ, it’s been a while, hasn’t it? I know literally nobody follows this blog, but as of this writing, i’m waiting on the steam direct fee i paid to be fully processed (Basically, in a week i’ll be able to publish the game)

I’d like to take a second and stroll down memory lane for a little bit, and why it took so fucking long to make this game, this is basically going to be a list of every time i tried and failed to make a game, so strap in, these aren’t in chronological order either, and i’ve kinda forgotten the proper order.

Bill’s excellent adventure:

There’s incredibly little to say on this one, after reading a 4chan thread on games development i downloaded GM:S, tried making a platformer, saw my art, didn’t see any progress after trying a little bit, and gave up.

Mugman:

Mugman was the first time i tried making an adventure game, other than the main character, i had no ideas for the game and dropped it like a rock.

Radiation Seat:

Radiation Seat, for the more dedicated gamers in the audience, is just a synonym for nuclear throne, i tried messing around with random generation in GM:S, realised i’m not very good at coding and gave up, the game actually kinda works though, so theoretically if i’m a moron/psychopath i could try working on it again.

Asterodis:

First real game i ever made, it’s an asteroids clone, but with a bunch of the stuff i saw in Vlambeer’s game feel talks crammed in, it’s essentially idenitcal to a tutorial on youtube except shooting takes away points and there’s a limit to the number of bullets on screen.

Poltergeist (Aka: Ghostman when he was a person)

I posted a lot about Poltergeist (the version of ghostman with good art and a completely different setting), the secret to this was having a good artist, Robert Thomas helping me out, we never finished it, and Bobby got caught up in school work, but that’s almost over so if he’s willing to pick up the pen again, i’m willing to do the coding and fix the reall weird bugs (randomly the game would massively lag for a reason i never figured out, i assume it had something to do with the way AGS handles characters over non walkable areas)

Grall and Foegart goto whitecastle:

I’d had the idea of wanting to make a high fantasy adventure game after reading a couple of discworld novels, these games didn’t get far, but it did have an interesting character switching mechnic similar to DOTT, this also appeared in a couple of other half finished games i’d made, why i thought it’d be funny to make a game based on it when i’d never seen Harold and Kumar go to whitecastle? Iunno.

H.E.L.L:

H.E.L.L (Hyper Energetive Love Lab) was a shot at making a VN, i’m probably going to still do this, so i don’t know if putting here’s sensible but eh, fuck it, i’d had the idea of a reality show crossed with a death game for ages, and tried writing a short story about it, which went nowhere.

Gender Girl:

Gender Girl was the first video game i ever made, it was a scratch program with the cat repainted to be pink, moving left killed you by a spike, moving right displayed a message that gender girl had liberated herself (Hohoho, very ludonarratively insync, 12 year old me), i uploaded it to the scratch website, and it, containing swear words(such a rebel was i) it was deleted 5 seconds after publication, truly, a light gone from the world, what did it have to do with gender? If i remember literally nothing, or you were supposed to cut your dick off with the spikes.

Yeah.

PAGAN:

Pagan was a pokemon rip off i was making, i didn’t get far beyond changing sprites and types, world design is hard, as of writing it’s still on my site, i ought to take it down buti just don’t have the heart, poor Pagan.

BORB (Ghostman 1)

Borb, as it’s affectionatly called in the files, is ghostman 1, it’s the source of the Alien King sprite, and the Ghostman sprite used in Ghostman: The council calamity, and was distributed amongst my friends for like, 5 seconds, it’s 4 screens and one “Puzzle”, which doesn’t actually work because the last time i did work on it, it’s fun to see how my humour changed, in GM1 we’ve got the classic line “It’s locked up tighter than a jewish bank” and a character named Snil, whose ribbing snarky asshole persona was basically every persona i used to write until i started playing dnd with my friends, and had to make more than 1 character, i don’t really like anything about GM1, but i find it oddly charming, it’s terrible perspective and total lack of story or theme (You’re kidnapped by bandits and the game ends in leaving on a spaceship having never seen a single bandit.) just makes it like lenny from of mice and men, it probably should die, but i can’t help shooting a game that thought the way to add taste was to remove the words “Fuck off” from a wall.

Rebet:

Rebet’s the first time we see the actual character “Rebut” appear, in some weird tron like backround, i remember wanting to make something that looked like tron, and failing, other than that Rebet remains a total mystery, even to me, andi made the fucking thing, looking at the code, i remember a little bit more about the game, the main gimmick was having a variety of ray guns that could effect peoples emotion, the example in the tutorial was a “calming ray” to prevent a drill seargeant from screaming at you, this didn’t go anywhere.

Wing Wang:

This is literally an empty ags game, there’s nothing in it, i don’t know why i haven’t deleted it.

Ye Men of Valour:

Ye Men of Valour was a weird idea, i’d read a book called “The decline and fall of the British Empire” (Based upon the work, the decline and fall of the roman empire) and decided to make a game based upon a variety of British figures from across time entering into a house they must escape, only to be killed by Aliens, the goal of the game was to get players to reload the game with the knowledge that following the puzzles as they were laid out would kill them, and use a different method to escape, Ye Men of Valour really ended up going nowhere because i was in a pretty dark place and wasn’t motivated, like at all, i’m gonna put this in the “Might come back to it” pile.

Ghostman 2:

Ghostman 2, like Grall and Foegart, had a character switching thing, this ended up breaking the game, so i scrapped it, Ghostman 2 was when the idea of Ghostman being a space adventure comes from, following from Ghostman 1, where you leave on a ufo with an alien, it’s what i thought would happen next, if i remember there was literally no story, just the characters, and switching gimmick.

I.A.C.M

I.A.C.M was a project i worked on with Bobby very breifly, the idea was to make an adventure game set inside a mentally disturbed girls mind, this basically didn’t pan out due to AGS engine limitations, the sprites sent in were too big and ended up looking kind of lame squashed down.

You cannot name this file, insect.:

This wasn’t a game, this was shit poetry at a time in my life where i knew my poetry was godawful, there was no story here, just a Shodan like figure who’d insult me, like personally, i’d write insults about myself into a script and then play it.

Robot Initation:

Adventure game, starring “some random guy named mike”, drew the first character sprites, hated them, didn’t want to improve them, gave up.

Assault and Battery/BatteryMan:

This was a go at 3d platformers made in unity, fell apart because the models i’d made in blender weren’t done properly at all, breaking practically everything.

PirateTextAdventure(ActualTitle):

Sounds exactly like what it is, never got a single line down for this.

Shield Slide:

A rip off of free ski based on the idea of riding a shield i think i saw i a lotr movie? Never got to prototype.

AAAH!

AAAH (Aimless aeronautical adveture, huzzah!) was an experiment i wanted to make, an adventure game that was procedudrely generated, every game would involve a one minute timer, which upon reaching zero, would result in the player dying, the story was the player had just survived a plane colliding with another plane in midair, and had to find a way to live without a parachute just using debris, lessons learned: Random generation is hard, i also ripped off the title from AAAAAAAAAAAAh for the awesome.

Sweet Goodnight:

Sweet goodnight was an rpg i planned to make about dying alone in a spaceship, it never got far beyond idle doodles and some game design docs that i’ve since lost, may go back to this in future.

Spaceman and Woodboy:

A mario and luigi superstar saga ripoff, never got to properly playable state, GM:S is hard.

Quest of Halden:

Shit rpg.

Ghostman: CNC :

Ghostman: CNC (Caverns and creatures) was a weird idea, i wanted to make an Rpg based on my dnd campaign, but for some reason i felt the need to justify it with a weird ghostman shell, may go back to this one.

Legend of Negro:

I don’t know why the fuck this is on my computer, i tried pissing around with a legend of zelda game maker thing.

Generic Units:

Supposed to be an xcom like, fell apart.

Airman/Pacifist run:

Something i still want to do, an fps with non violent weapons and stage hazards that you have to use to defeat enemies, got as far as modeling a single gun.

Sepsis man:

A 3d platformer starring a drinks machine, modeled main character, gave up.

Slime Game (actual title, again.)

Slime game (Or Slime Quest) was going to be an incredibly clever subversive take on the Rpg genre by having the grand villain actually be a low level mook, think cave rats and dungeon bosses, that kind of thing, stopped making it because i thought “Woah, that’s dumb, and lame, and i really don’t like making art for ideas that are dumb and lame!”

Zug’s Glorious road trip for the glory of the party and wealth of the nation:

ZGRTFTGOTPAWOTN for short, this was a text adventure based on wormhole shenanigans and Soviet propaganda films, never really got that far, fun little fact, Zug’s the name of the alien in my twitter profile pic.

Ghostman: The council calamity:

I didn’t quit, i made the game.

THANK GOD FOR THAT.

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If you love all things cockapoo you’re going to love this! It’s the top 102 cockapoo Instagram accounts you should be following. If you have an account you think we’d like or know of one that isn’t on the list, please send the details through. I, and my cockapoo thank you in advance.

1. Barneyhcockapoo

Please follow my friend @pennygermanshepherd she is so cute #germanshepherd #dogsofinstagram

A post shared by Barney (@barneyhcockapoo) on Oct 18, 2017 at 12:53pm PDT

Pawsitively gorgeous, Barney is a male cockapoo who loves his ovo egg, and his humans. What he doesn’t like is dog food. Follow Barney and his human family as they show what life is really like with a cockapoo.

2. tallulah_cockapoo

Tallulah is her name, cuteness is her game. Her friends call her Lulu, Looby, Loobydo and ‘The Loony One’ and she’s a cockapoo with sass. You’ll love following her just to find out how she annoys her older brother, Rufushound.

Request to follow her here.

3. hugypoodog

Get your tongues out! #TOT #tongueouttuesday #hugypoodog #puppy #cutepuppyclub #cockapoopuppy #cockapoo #rafflescockapoos #puppiesofinstagram #pupstagram #instapuppy #doodles #doodlesofinstagram #poosofinstagram #cockapoosofinstagram #dogs_of_instagram #dogsofinstagram #instadog #photooftheday #dailyfluff

A post shared by Hugo (@hugypoodog) on Oct 17, 2017 at 12:05am PDT

Get a cockapoo they said. They’re well-behaved and super-clean they said. Well, meet Hugo, a 10-month-old cockapoo that lives life to the fullest. Half filled with beans, the other half filled with mischief, it’s definitely worth following this handsome pup’s adventures.

4. barneythebear_cockapoo

Is it a bear? Is it a toy? No it’s Barney the cockapoo and he almost breaks the ah-cute-o’metre. At just 6 months old, you can almost smell his puppy-breath through the screen. Follow him and watch how he grows from lovable pup to handsome young mutt.

Request to follow him here.

5. clay_the_cockapoo

Another Instagram pup is Clay.He’s a combination of my two favourite things in the whole world, chocolate and cockapoos and he lives in Liverpool. Stay up to date with his escapades on Instagram.

Request to follow him here.

6. cockapoo_paddington_bear

OMC! (that’s oh my cockapoo in case you didn’t know). Paddington is the sweetest cockapoo around. Described as a ‘furry menace’, he lives life as it should be, dirty and full of bounce. Do yourself a favour and follow him now.

Request to follow him here.

7. lifeofhamishpoo

There’s no need to tell you where Hamish is from, is there? Not with a name like that. Also a chocolate cockapoo, he’s just over a year old and has so much character. Definitely one of my favourite accounts.

Request to follow him here.

8. buddy_the_cockapoo6087

Tongue Out Tuesday #TOT #tuesday #happytuesday

A post shared by Buddy_the_Cockapoo (@buddy_the_cockapoo6087) on Aug 29, 2017 at 12:39am PDT

Now this pup knows how to celebrate. I knew we were kindred spirits when I saw Buddy donning a birthday hat to celebrate his first birthday. I love a good party and I love cockapoos who love them too.

9. ralphiethecockapoo

Breaking in the new couch the only way I know how (nice photobomb ruby)

A post shared by ralphie & ruby (@ralphiethecockapoo) on Oct 18, 2017 at 7:02pm PDT

Ralphie is from NYC and he’s an absolute cutie ‘poo’. He gets out and about quite a bit with his humans, so you see him in a lot of different situations.

10. mabel_the_poo

Do you like my new haircut friends?? And of course my favourite hotdog . . #saturdaynight #hair #hotdog #saturday #weekend #weekendvibes #puppy #babyanimals #cute #potd #love #teddybear #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #spoodle #doodle #doodlesofinsta #doodletales #puppy #dogstagram #cockerspaniel #labradoodle #goldendoodle #healthyliving #healthy #doginabag #doodleselfie #doodletales #followme #instagood #doodlesofinstaworld #selfie

A post shared by Mabel The Cockapoo (@mabel_the_poo) on Oct 14, 2017 at 10:49am PDT

Mabel is the epitome of all things cockapoo. She’s bright, and funny and gorgeous to boot. A bit of a career gal, Mabel is in advertising and has over 4300 followers on Instagram. Follow her and you’ll soon see why.

11. sushisaid

I wear Sushi. Selfie fashion inspo from @KylieJenner & @Kanyew.est! . Thank you for the gorgeous stickers @stickeryou ✨ . . . . . #dogsbeingbasic #thewoofdaily #9gagcute #thedogpeople #dailypupfeed #barkzweekly #dailypupfeed #abc7eyewitness

A post shared by Sushi the Cockapoo (@sushisaid) on Oct 15, 2017 at 8:18am PDT

Sushi is what I like to call a celebrity pup. She has over 10 000 followers on Instagram, and I swear her life is more interesting than mine. She even has a YouTube channel.

12. piperthecockapoo

We’re starting the birthday celebrations early. 3 days to go… —————————————————- #piperthecockapoo #cockapoo #elliedogwear #birthday #two #2ndbirthday #bestwoof ________________________________________________________ Promo codes: PIPERPEACH → 10% off at @peach_and_pooch • PIPER25 → 25% off at @ruru.apparel • PIPER25 → 25% off at @justpoochplay • PIPER10 → 10% off at @purplebonelondon • hyggepiper15 → 15% off at @hygge_and_hound • ✨ PIPER115 → 15% off at @ellie_dogwear via Amazon

A post shared by Piper The Cockapoo (@piperthecockapoo) on Oct 14, 2017 at 1:45am PDT

Piper is a toy cockapoo and she is absolutely ‘pawfect’. She’s an ambassador, a model and a brand representative, and she’s doggone good at it. Follow her for a lot of ‘oooh’ and ‘aaah’ moments.

13. louthecockapoo

Sit. Lie down. Brace yourself. Good girl. #puppiesofinstagram #dog #puppies #dogsofinstagram #cockapoo

A post shared by @louthecockapoo on Jul 22, 2017 at 9:41pm PDT

Her Instagram bio reads “old man name, little girl dog” and it couldn’t be more accurate. Lou is such a sweetheart and I love seeing what she gets up to on a day-to-day basis.

14. riley_thecockapoo

Someone has to be the adult in this household 🤓 #truthhurts #ig_portrait

A post shared by Riley & Walter (@riley_thecockapoo) on Oct 18, 2017 at 12:23pm PDT

This cockapoo has over 24 000 followers! And what’s even cooler is that you get two cockapoos on one account. Riley and his brother Walter are self-confessed sock thieves, living it up in Canada.

15. reathecockapoo

I know. I KNOW! There’s chicken in that oven!

A post shared by Little Rea the Cockapoo (@reathecockapoo) on Oct 8, 2017 at 8:50am PDT

I’m going to say what you’re probably thinking. This cockapoo’s life is definitely more exciting than mine. Rea’s a travel blogger, reviewer, an occasional model and she owns the London Dog Company. Whatever you do today, make sure you follow this ‘entrepupneur’.

16. cockapoomarley

When you forgot your ID and you’re trying to get served at the bar #Im18iPromise #WHPdayoff

A post shared by M A R L E Y (@cockapoomarley) on Sep 30, 2017 at 8:12am PDT

Marley is a happy cockapoo and you can tell from his photos. Except for the one where his human made him wear a flower crown. Not his finest moment. For more fun photos follow this dapper chap.

17. remi_the_teddy

Pawjama season is officially here 🤗 . . . #pajamaparty #pajamas #pupsinpajamas #sleepypuppy #cockapoo #cockapoopuppy #cockapoosofinstagram #dogsofnyc #dogoftheday #dogstagram #dogsofnewyork #dogsofinstagram #dogsofinstaworld #nycdogs #puppygram #sendadogphoto #puppiesofig #puppiesofinstagram #mylilbuddy #mydogiscutest #huffpost #instapet #instapup #ruffpost #instapuppy #fluffypack #buzzfeedanimals #puppology #houndandlife #remibear

A post shared by Remi Bear (@remi_the_teddy) on Oct 16, 2017 at 6:11pm PDT

Shut the front door! 50 000 followers on Instagram. Described as the cutest cockapoo puppy girl in NYC, I have to agree. Remi is also a therapy dog, which makes her even more special.

18. sirstanley14

Back in work after a stressful week. I've been unwell since my op. But feeling much better now! #norestforthewicked #sirstanleyofnottinghill #cockapoo #cockapoolife #cockapoosofig #cockapoosofinstagram #londondogs #officedog #modeldog #dogmodel #dogstagram #dog #doglife #dogsofig #instadog #instapets #instagramdogs #londonpet #londondogs #londonlife #worklife

A post shared by Sir Stanley The Cockapoo (@sirstanley14) on Aug 8, 2017 at 7:41am PDT

Sir Stanley is the quintessential cockapoo. He’s handsome, ever so regal and lives in Notting Hill. Let’s just say if he was a movie star, he’d be Bond, Stanley Bond.

19. noodlethecockapoo

I’d rather have flowers in my hair than diamonds round my neck ☮️ #staygroovymyfriends #positivevibesalways #1111 – Bandana @bowaddo get 25% off when you use the code ✨TILLEY25✨ (biggest discount to date, ending soon and an amazing 20% goes to @mauihumanesociety ) – This is my entry for #DieselMinnieFallContest hosted by @dieselminnie_collection and I’m from the . . . . . . #dogofcheshirelife #groovydog #dogmodel #tyedyebandana #tyedye #playingdressup #hippychick #dogbandanas #cheshirelife #cheshiredogs #peaceout #bestwoof #dogwalk #sunfunday #countryliving #instadog #buzzfeedanimals #cutewoof #redminidoodle #f1cockapoo #redcockapoo #poodlemix #pawpack #noodlelovesyou

A post shared by Hi, I’m Noodle-GIVEAWAY ON (@noodlethecockapoo) on Oct 15, 2017 at 10:51am PDT

Not only is Noodle the cutest little cockapoo, you get to win stuff too. There are also loads of discounts that you can take advantage of.

20. nellycockapoo

My first trip to #IKEA Usually dogs aren’t allowed to go inside of IKEA but because i’m so cute they allowed it No just kiddin’ they allowed it because it’s to hot outside and as long as i stay inside of the shopping cart everything is fine #cockapoo #cockerpoo #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoos #cockapoopuppy #cockapoolovers #cockerpoosofinstagram #cockerpoos #cutepuppies #cutepuppiesofinstagram #cutepuppy #cutedogs #cutedogsofinstagram #cockerspaniel #ilovemydog #dogsofinstagram #dog #dogs #puppy #cockersofinstagram #instadog #dogstagram #puppiesofinstagram #doodle #doodles @dogsofinstagram @dogsofinstaworld @mydogiscutest @cockapoosofinstagram @doodleselfie @petsofinstagram @bestpupz @my_lil_buddy @worldofcutepets @instagram

A post shared by Nelly (@nellycockapoo) on Jul 20, 2017 at 7:33am PDT

Ever seen a cockapoo with an afro? No! Then follow Nelly. Her humans occasionally humiliate her by making her wear the weirdest accessories and headgear, but she loves them anyway.

21. thaddeusnyc

This is my #blue #bowl of #happiness

A post shared by Thaddeus Wunderhund (@thaddeusnyc) on Sep 24, 2017 at 4:43pm PDT

Thaddeus Wunderhund is from NYC and he loves long walks, traveling and cuddling. His hobbies include pool time, gymnastics, courting the ladies and sidewalk art. Follow Thaddeus to see what life’s all about for this man about town.

22. hudson_cockapoo

So excited to be reunited with mum and dad today after 2 weeks apart #love #cockapoo #cockapoolove #cockapoopuppy #poodlemix #petstagram #dogsofinstagram #dogoftheday

A post shared by Hudson the Cockapoo (@hudson_cockapoo) on Oct 10, 2017 at 8:05am PDT

Hudson is almost a year old and he’s adorable. He’s a tri-sable cockapoo, and spends a lot of time with his humans. And ducks.

23. blueberrythepoo

All work, no play

A post shared by Blueberry (@blueberrythepoo) on Oct 19, 2017 at 4:01pm PDT

Almost too cute for words, Blueberry steals hearts like other cockapoos steal socks. She loves ‘puppacinos’, ice creams, and according to her rap sheet, eating toilet paper.

24. _buddypoo_

❤️ Marlow

A post shared by Buddy the Cockapoo (@_buddypoo_) on Sep 23, 2017 at 12:17pm PDT

Do yourself a favour and follow Buddy. There’s a nice mix of videos and photos and he has a ton of adventures.

25. ourboybauer

Corporal Bauer just dropped off 3 Pet Expo voichers and @bennybullys treats at BARRKHAVEN ! • • #PetExpoArmy #OttawaPetExpo #TopDogModel #OttawaDogs #DogsOfCanada #ottawa #ottawa2017 #Bauer #BauerHockey #BauerPups #Canadian #DogsOfOttawa #cockerspaniel #CanadianDogs #dogsofcanada #613PuppyLove #BauerDogs #cockapoopuppy #ottawadog #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoopuppy #cockapooclub #cockapoolove #cockapooofinstagram #cockapoocrazy #cockapoolovers #cockapoostagram #boop #boopmynose #barrhaven

A post shared by Bauer The Canadian Cockapoo (@ourboybauer) on Oct 16, 2017 at 2:18pm PDT

Bauer’s Instagram account chronicles the adventures of this Canadian cockapoo and you get a discount on grooming sessions when you mention his name. This is obviously only valid in Canada. And for terms and conditions you need to follow him.

26. rileythecockapoop

Why are humans always pointing these rectangles at me? I don’t get it! . . . . . #dogs #dog #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram #dogphotography #puppies #puppy #pup #puppiesofinstagram #iphone #cute #cutedogs #cutedog #doodle #labradoodle #labrador #goldendoodle #goldenretriever #cockapoo #sfs #sf #pet

A post shared by Riley the Cockapoo (@rileythecockapoop) on Sep 28, 2017 at 1:12pm PDT

Riley is two years old but still looks like a pup. Follow this account to see just what they mean when they say ‘living the life of Riley’.

27. zoey_thecockapoo

Had too much fun on the 4th #america #puppyswag #rufflife #cockapoo #cockapoopuppy #puppy #dogsofig #instapuppy #instadog #dogscorner #cockapoosofinstagram #dog #teddybearpup #dailypuppy #dailypup

A post shared by Zoey The Cockapoo (@zoey_thecockapoo) on Jul 6, 2016 at 6:34am PDT

The pup with the most swag, Zoey plays as hard as she works. Ok, she doesn’t really work but she definitely plays a lot! A bit of a selfie queen, it’s hard not to love her.

28. olivethepoo

A post shared by Olive The Cockapoo (@olivethepoo) on Sep 7, 2017 at 12:39pm PDT

Definitely more cocker than poo, Olive is a fine specimen of a dog, whether she’s dressed up as Father Christmas or working away on her laptop.

29. townandcountrypooch

You know what day it is ☕️ #nationalcoffeeday #oldiebutgoodie #staycaffeinated

A post shared by Marigold the Cockapoo (@townandcountrypooch) on Sep 29, 2017 at 10:42am PDT

This grand old dame is 13 years old, she’s blind, diabetic and absolutely fabulous. Marigold is gorgeous and in no time at all she’ll win you over with her joie de vie.

30. santino.the.cockapoo

Wakey Wakey! 🥚& 🥓and of course ☕️! #coffee #saturday #butfirstcoffee #wakeywakey #morning #puppachino #eggs #bacon #breakfastrun #topdogphoto #dailybarker #santino #spoodle #doodle #sillydog #drivingdog

A post shared by Santino_the_Cockapoo (@santino.the.cockapoo) on Oct 14, 2017 at 4:34am PDT

Santino aka Sonny is one heck of a character. A real momma’s boy, he lives in NYC and never leaves her side.

31. graciefromtoronto

Hey Monday! #dogstagram #cockapoo #dog #poodle #doglife #monday #mansbestfriend #mydogrunsthe6ix #torontodogs #retriever #cockerspaniel #canadadogs #englishbulldog #petphotography #theressomethingaboutgracie

A post shared by Gracie the cockapoo (@graciefromtoronto) on Oct 16, 2017 at 7:13am PDT

Also more cocker than poo, Gracie loves to laugh. At herself especially. She’s got a great sense of humour, loves being goofy and is worth following.

32. kingsleycockapoo

Hi Everyone!

A post shared by Kingsley The Cockapoo (@kingsleycockapoo) on Sep 21, 2017 at 9:07am PDT

Kingsley is a rebel with a paws, actually four of them.Tell him not to do something and he does it. Nicker of shoes, chewer of toys, this is a fairly new account but I can tell he’s a pooch to follow.

33. cockapoopinwithgunther

get to work, humans!!! …hehehe jk let’s play.

A post shared by gunther the cockapoo (@cockapoopinwithgunther) on May 4, 2017 at 4:13pm PDT

Gunther the cockapoo is one-year-old and can only be described as a scallywag. He’s still getting into the Instagram thing but he’s well on his way to stardom.

34. winny_the_cockapooh

Come cuddle . . #cockapoo #puppiesofinstagram #cockapoosofig

A post shared by Winston The Cockapoo (@winny_the_cockapooh) on Oct 17, 2017 at 12:38pm PDT

You wouldn’t be blamed for getting confused with Winnie the Pooh, but this is Winny the poo and definitely worth following on Instagram. She loves to nap and eat grass, but more than anything she loves her grand-paw.

35. adogintheapple

Enough with the pics…. throw it! # #tot #toungeouttuesday

A post shared by Perry Ryan (@adogintheapple) on Oct 10, 2017 at 3:10am PDT

Charlie is a cockapoo living in the Big Apple. He loves water and is a bit of a beach-bum. Follow Charlie to see what he gets up to.’

36. _teddythecockapoo

“Hurry up and take the picture daddy!” #birthdaypup • • • #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #pawmopolitan #cockapoopuppy #cockapoosofig #cockerspaniel #poodle #fluffypack #weeklyfluff #instapuppy #petstagram #photooftheday #puppyoftheday #dogoftheday #petoftheday #petsofinstagram #cutepetclub #doglife #puppy #puppies #dog_features #worldofcutepets #dailybarker #mydogiscutest #dogsofinstaworld #puppystown #birthday #cake

A post shared by Teddy the Cockapoo (@_teddythecockapoo) on May 7, 2017 at 11:45pm PDT

Stealing hearts since 05/07/2016, Teddy loves to dress up (just see what he wore for Halloween) and he loves his humans.

37. archerpoo

It was me who ate all the cookies…got a problem? #cockapoo #cockapoopuppy #puppyoftheday #puppylife #puppypics #dogmodel #torontolife #torontodogs #torontomodel #poodlemix #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram #dogoftheday #doglover #doggy #dogslife #doge #dogcrushdaily #dog #dogs #dogfeaturing #dog_features

A post shared by Archer the Cockapoo (@archerpoo) on Jun 10, 2016 at 2:20pm PDT

Archer is a bit of a hidden gem on Instagram but I think that might change when you check out his account. He is, without a doubt, one of the cutest cockapoos on the planet and you’ll be like putty in his hands, paws, hands…you know what I mean.

38. einstein.the.cockapoo

Here’s how under my tongue looks, enjoy!

A post shared by Einstein The Cockapoo (@einstein.the.cockapoo) on Oct 15, 2017 at 3:33pm PDT

Einstein loves a stylish bowtie. Living in Ontario, Canada, he’s almost a year old. Follow him to see what he gets up to.

39. maddiethecockapoo07

Chilling up on the bed #comfy #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoosofinsta #cockapoosofig #cockapoolife #dog #dogsofinstagram #instadog #dogsofinstaworld #dogstagram #dogsofinsta #dogsofig #dogsoftheworld #dogsofcanada #dogsofontario #dogslife #dogsworld #dogscorner #dogsrule

A post shared by Maddie The Cockapoo (@maddiethecockapoo07) on Oct 18, 2017 at 2:03pm PDT

Another Ontario native, Maddie describes herself as pampered. But who wouldn’t be when you’re that cute? See her dressed up as a minion, a panda bear, a pumpkin and more.

40. fredrick_klaus

Missing the lake today #lake #lakelife #minnesota #doodle #doodlesofig #doodlesofinstagram #doodlesofchicago #doodlelove #doodlelife #doodlepuppy #cockapoo #cockapoosofig #cockapoosofig #cockapoopuppy #cockapoosofinstagram

A post shared by Fred The Cockapoo (@fredrick_klaus) on Sep 28, 2017 at 8:29am PDT

Frederick is always on the lookout for new friends. He loves sightseeing, canoeing and swimming, oh and his humans. He loves his humans.

41. c6.poo

All those days of dog yoga have prepared me for this moment!!

A post shared by Carbon (@c6.poo) on Oct 8, 2017 at 7:41pm PDT

C6 is a cutie pie and at 4 years old, he’s one of the older cockapoos on the list. When he’s not smiling at the camera, he’s having a bath in a basin.

42. wallywoofs

All those days of dog yoga have prepared me for this moment!!

A post shared by Carbon (@c6.poo) on Oct 8, 2017 at 7:41pm PDT

Wally rules the roost and has her humans wrapped around her paw. She’s an extrovert and adores the camera. Follow Wally and see what all the fuss is about.

43. diegowoof

Had my final Christmas presents this evening! #lucky #puppy #spoilt #woof #diego #cute #fluffy #love #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #petsofinsta #puppysketch #ilovemydog #toys #gift #presents #christmas #christmastree

A post shared by Diego the Cockapoo (@diegowoof) on Dec 29, 2016 at 1:40pm PST

If he could be anything, he’d be a florist. Diego loves flowers, and spends a lot of time in them. And like most cockapoos any time in water is a good time.

44. gabi_thecockapoo

Dad has been brushing me every day. SO. FLUFFY. #cockapoosofig #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoolove #dogsofinstagram #columbusdogs

A post shared by Gabi (@gabi_thecockapoo) on Oct 10, 2017 at 2:48pm PDT

“All you need is love…and a dog” or more specifically, a cockapoo called Gabi. She loves Halloween and trick or treating, although she definitely prefers the treating bit more.

45. chewiethecockapoo

Sphinx is really a dog

A post shared by Chewie The Cockapoo (@chewiethecockapoo) on Aug 21, 2017 at 6:43am PDT

What do you get when you cross a wookie with a cockapoo? A Chewie. You get a Chewie. Living in the UK he’s sure he’s part of the royal family. Ask him anything about Star Wars and he’ll tell you. Follow him to see his best BB8 impersonations.

46. _basil_the_cockapoo_

Just a bean in front of a bean

A post shared by Basil The Cockapoo (@_basil_the_cockapoo_) on Jan 3, 2017 at 5:23pm PST

There’s no getting away from the fact that Basil is a cocker-poo. He’s a handsome fellow with a gorgeous coat of hair. A newbie on Instagram, I think there’s a lot of adventures still to come.

47.daisythepoo

Pretty in pink! #ambassadog @digitaldoggydaily

A post shared by Daisy the Cockapoo (@daisythepoo) on Oct 16, 2017 at 1:42pm PDT

Daisy has over 20 000 followers on Instagram and it’s easy to see why. She’s charming, very cute and is even called a genius by those who know her best. Be smart too. Follow Daisy.

48. cockapooralph

I think I’m hooman

A post shared by Ralph The Cockapoo (@cockapooralph) on Sep 10, 2017 at 8:14am PDT

This little guy has recently turned one and he’s awesome. Ralph’s humans share quite a few videos of him, so you get to see him in action, so to speak.

49. cockabru

Happy National Dog Day! #puppy#puppies#puppiesofinstagram#dog#dogs#dogsofinstagram#pooch#cockapoo#cockapoos#cockapooclub#cockapoosofinstagram#doodles#doodlesofinstagram#spaniel#poodle#pets#brucethecockapoo#cockabru

A post shared by Bruce The Cockapoo (@cockabru) on Aug 26, 2017 at 2:02pm PDT

Meet Bruce, an apricot cockapoo. His hobbies include chewing socks, watching TV, exploring castles and eating Ben & Jerry’s Cookie Dough ice cream.

50. fynnthecockapoo

New bff who’s going to laugh at my jokes while I chew at his ears for the next few years. Thank you @scoobybox

A post shared by Fynn The Cockapoo (@fynnthecockapoo) on Aug 21, 2017 at 10:16am PDT

Fynn adopted a couple from Toronto and they haven’t looked back since.you’ll fall in love with him, and his two moms.

51. daphnetripawd

New bff who’s going to laugh at my jokes while I chew at his ears for the next few years. Thank you @scoobybox

A post shared by Fynn The Cockapoo (@fynnthecockapoo) on Aug 21, 2017 at 10:16am PDT

Daphne is described by her owners as a ‘tripawd’ dog, meaning she only has three legs. But she doesn’t let that get her down. Always ready for a ball game or a walk around the neighbourhood, you’ll fall in love with her too.

52. beardedbettythecockapoo

#thebratpackfurfriends #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoo #dog #flufffeature #dogenation #dogfeaturing #dogsofinstagram Looking out at the rain and wind. Think snuggles on the sofa are called for!! #happyhumpday

A post shared by Betty the Cockapoo (@beardedbettythecockapoo) on Nov 18, 2015 at 6:36am PST

With over 10 000 followers on Instagram, Bearded Betty is somewhat of a celebrity in Wales, and around the world. Don’t let her name fool you, she’s as pretty as a picture and gets up to all sorts of shenanigans.

53. cockapoo_albert

In bed with my teddy bear that I’ve had since birth!

A post shared by Albert The Cockapoo (@cockapoo_albert) on Oct 9, 2017 at 2:42pm PDT

About to celebrate his first birthday, Albert loves spending time on the beach with his human. He also goes to doggy school so you can follow his progress there.

54. winnie_winfred

Happy holidays#cachorro #dog #puppy #canine #dogbreed #puppytraining #dogs #hund #hundetrening #dogtraining #dogsofinstagram #perro #cachorro #cockapoo #cockerpoo #狗 #gou #poodle #spaniel #dogs_of_world #pets_perfection #hiking #walking #exploring #forest #dogscorner #dailybarker #dogoftheday

A post shared by Winnie The Cockapoo (@winnie_winfred) on Aug 10, 2017 at 6:16am PDT

Winnie’s best friend is Pippin and they get along, most of the time.She loves ice cream almost as much as she loves her humans.

55. theodorathecockapoo

Monday mornings jk I’m a dog – I get to eat, sleep, play repeat all day erryday 🤗

A post shared by Theodora The Cockapoo (@theodorathecockapoo) on Oct 16, 2017 at 1:38am PDT

To know Theodora is to love her. As far as Instagram dogs go, she’s made quite a name for herself and has over 28 000 followers. If you follow her you get a discount off a food starter pack. Check it out.

56. find_a_pennyj

Magic Monday on the beach #newbrighton #cockapoopuppy #cockapoosofinstagram #pets #petobsessed #love_dogs_forever #loveofdogs #holidayfun

A post shared by find_a_pennyj (@find_a_pennyj) on Jul 24, 2017 at 9:12am PDT

Penny could be a character out the movie Oliver Twist. She loves to pick pockets and is rather good at it. Follow her to find out what else she gets up to.

57. simba.the.cockapoo

Sporting this #awesome #bandana from #lunaslittleboutique ♥ #loveit #dogbandana #watermelon #lookingdapper #stylishpup #handsomepuppy #cutenessoverload #cutepuppies #cutepet #beautifulpuppy #cockapoopuppy #cockapoo #dogsofinsta #puppiesofinstagram #cockapoolife#cockapoosofinstagram

A post shared by Simba The Cockapoo (@simba.the.cockapoo) on Sep 20, 2017 at 2:44pm PDT

Simba by name, paper shredding is his game. His favourite thing in the whole wide world is YopPup frozen yogurt. And his humom and hudad.

58. queenleilahb

Trying to hang in there til’ Friday. #isitfridayyet

A post shared by Leilah Blue the Cockapoo (@queenleilahb) on Jul 27, 2017 at 4:27pm PDT

Leilah Blue is a cute cockapoo. And a real girl about town. Her favourite toy is Moo Moo the cow. She enjoys loads of adventures with her family and you can too if you follow her.

59. bigcitycoop

Hey IG world! My FIRST birthday is Saturday and I can’t tell you how excited I am! This past year has been a whirlwind adventure especially coming from a small farm way out in Gridley, IL! This week I will be posting pics of myself that most have never seen! This one is from one of my first nights home with my pops @collinwasiak ! Boy was I a lil nugget.. Still am too! 🤣 #BigCityCoop #GoShawtyItsYaBirthday #PartyLikeIts1999

A post shared by Cooper the Cockapoo (@bigcitycoop) on Oct 10, 2017 at 5:18pm PDT

Raised on a farm but now a city slicker, Cooper is taking over the world, one Instagram photo at a time. Make sure you follow him, even if it’s only to see him wearing a pair of jorts.

60. theo.the.cockapoo

Gonna eat the rest of that sandwich, mom? #theointhecity #cockapooclub #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoo

A post shared by Theo the Cockapoo (@theo.the.cockapoo) on Oct 8, 2017 at 10:27am PDT

Theo is a pooch after my own heart. He loves belly rubs. So do I. He loves food. So do I. And he’s quite the looker. So am I! Follow this loveable cockapoo to find out more.

61. mrbeanbastic

I hope everyone has a great day!

A post shared by Bean the Cockapoo (@mrbeanbastic) on Nov 10, 2016 at 7:23am PST

If he sits still long enough you could mistake him for a stuffed toy in a store. Bean is one heck of a handsome fellow. Follow him but do not laugh at his funny hairstyles.

62. chelseathecockapoo

Guess who’s back, back again #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoosofig #spoodle #mydogiscutest #pupdoggydog @pupdoggydog @cockapoosofinstagram @doodleselfie

A post shared by Chelsea the Cockapoo (@chelseathecockapoo) on Jun 10, 2016 at 5:19pm PDT

This is one stylish cockapoo who attends Oscar themed evenings, wearing ‘Ruff’ Lauren and Kate “Spayed”. Chelsea might be new to Instagram but she’s already 12 years old. Expect to hear a lot more about this ‘pawsome’ pooch.

63. teddybearmosby

It’s a cool brisk day today and #Mosby is sporting his @elanor.ca jacket to keep warm.

A post shared by Mosby The Cockapoo (@teddybearmosby) on Oct 11, 2017 at 2:05pm PDT

There’s a good chance you haven’t heard of Mosby but that’s about to change. A fashionista and trendsetter of note, his humom is a keen knitter and he gets to model a lot of her creations.

64. cockapoo_dylan

Autumn insta requirements: take cute photo with leaves #basic #fall #f2cockapoo #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #walkies #autumn #leaves #dog #cocker #spaniel #pawstagram #tongueout #cute #cutedog #bestwoof #ezy #ezydogcollar #ezydog #countryside #weekend

A post shared by Dylan the Cockapoo (@cockapoo_dylan) on Sep 30, 2017 at 9:28am PDT

Melting hearts since 2016 Dylan is an apricot cockapoo living in Oxfordshire, England. You’ll find him in puddles and chasing hose pipes. He is also a proud runner-up in Pup Idols.

65. ollie.paws

Road tripping with the pawrents! ‍‍‍ —————————————– #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #dog #dogsofinsta #dogsofig #dogsofinstagram #adoptdontshop #rescuedog #l4l #likeforlike #woof #poodle #poodlemix #dailycute #dailydog #cute #puppy #barkbox #barkpost #cutedog #doodle #dailydoodle #fall #autumn #windy #dallasdogs #woof #barkshop

A post shared by Ollie The Cockapoo (@ollie.paws) on Dec 19, 2016 at 12:18pm PST

Ollie is a rescue pup, and who doesn’t have a soft spot for them? He’s definitely landed with his bum in the butter with his new family. A bit of a culinary expert he can often be seen eating stuffed toys that resemble food.

66. woodythe_cockapoo

The humans are still on hols but I’m having a great time with my human family! Except they’re taking me to the groomers this week #woody #woodybear #blackdog #fluffypaws #love #cockapoo #cockapoolife #blackcockapoo #cockapoos #cockerpoo #cockapooclub #cockapoolove #cockapoosofinstagram #spaniel #spaniellove #poodle #instadog #dogoftheday #dogsofinstagram #londondogs #dogstagram #instacocker #mydog #spanielmix #woodyisalegend #oodlesoftheworld #flappyears #cockapoocrew

A post shared by Woody The Cockapoo (@woodythe_cockapoo) on Oct 12, 2017 at 7:51am PDT

Woody is a real man’s man. He loves chasing squirrels and birds, hanging out at the pub and bacon and cheese. He hates been woken up early.

67. buddysadventure

Fresh hair cut… my hoomans said I look handsome! What do you think? I smell very nice now too #newhair #newhaircut #cockapoo #groom #cockapoosofinstagram #petsathomeuk #handsome

A post shared by Buddy the Cockapoo (@buddysadventure) on Oct 9, 2017 at 11:25am PDT

A self-confessed hole digger, Buddy gets his fair share of scoldings. But one look at him and you’ll agree he’s just too doggone cute to stay mad at. Watch him as he takes part at various fun days and dog fests.

68. alfie_the_cockapoo16

New @muckypawscompany collar arrived today ❤️ #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #muckypawscompany #billyginghambluecollar #newcollar

A post shared by Alfie The Cockapoo (@alfie_the_cockapoo16) on Oct 6, 2017 at 9:34am PDT

Alfie hails from Lincolnshire in the UK and can best be described as curious. When he’s not sleeping, he’s gardening, shredding tissue boxes or annoying the rabbits.

69. zo miss_coco_cockapooe_the_cockapoo

Snowball

A post shared by Zoe The Cockapoo (@zoe_the_cockapoo) on Nov 28, 2015 at 4:54am PST

Zoe is four years old and lives with her humom. She’s as pretty as a picture except when she’s had a bath. Then she looks more rodent than cockapoo. Follow Zoe. You can thank me later.

70. walterlittlebear

A post shared by Walter The Cockapoo (@walterlittlebear) on May 21, 2016 at 3:37pm PDT

Appropriately named Walter little bear, this cockapoo is part poodle, part cocker spaniel and part bear. Although, after a swim he resembles an otter. Check out his Instagram account.

71. cockapoo_winston

Apparently it’s really hard to take a picture of a black dog . Especially at night. I think I look good anyway. #ispymomma #winston #winstoncockapoo #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #dogs #happy #puppy #lovely #lovinglife #instadog #cute #blackdog #happydog #bandana #red #toocute #muchlove

A post shared by Winston the Cockapoo (@cockapoo_winston) on Aug 11, 2017 at 10:50am PDT

If cuteness could be personified, it would be Winston. A black cockapoo, he’s absolutely gorgeous and seeing what he gets up to on Instagram makes my day.

72. miles.the.cockapoo

Cheesin

A post shared by Miles (@miles.the.cockapoo) on Aug 29, 2017 at 5:07am PDT

Miles lives in NYC but is traveling around Europe at the moment. He loves a good piñata, snow but seriously hates fancy dress. He wishes his human did too.

73. cockapoo_toby

Hanging with auntie @pumpkimberly! She got me this pumpkin toy as part of her #pumpkinchallenge2017. If you love pumpkins AND puppies, you should check out her Instagram!!

A post shared by Toby the Cockapoo (@cockapoo_toby) on Oct 12, 2017 at 6:25pm PDT

Toby the cockapoo loves good tickle and time spent with his pawrents. There is a nice mix of photos and videos on his account, which adds some variety.

74. kofitales

Two years old today and I couldn’t be happier about it #birthdaygirl

A post shared by Kofi Anandan the Cockapoo (@kofitales) on Sep 12, 2017 at 1:37am PDT

Kofi is known to blow raspberries, or so he says. His parents firmly believe it’s him farting but he’s lovable enough to forgive the bad smells. Kofi also loves Taylor Swift. Who doesn’t?

75. hunterthecockapoo

Rainy Monday Blues ☔ #caseofthemondays #cockapoopuppy #huntermeetsworld #blackcockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoosofnj #rainraingoaway

A post shared by Hunter the Cockapoo (@hunterthecockapoo) on Oct 9, 2017 at 4:19am PDT

Like most cockapoos on Instagram Hunter is one cool cat. Can I call him a cat? He loves cuddles, snow time, and trying out new chew toys. Follow Hunter for more adventures.

76. handsomehenrythecockapoo

I’m 1️⃣ today! . #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoopuppy #cockapoobirthday #cockapoobirthdayparty #dog #dogsofinstagram #dogbirthdayparty #dogbirthdaycake

A post shared by Henry The Cockapoo (@handsomehenrythecockapoo) on Sep 24, 2017 at 9:23am PDT

Henry the handsome cockapoo just celebrated his first birthday and you can see how he celebrated his big day on his Instagram account, among other things.

77. lucy_lu_the_cockapoo

I’m into fitness… #fitnessballinmymouth

A post shared by Lucy Lu [-cille Ball] (@lucy_lu_the_cockapoo) on Oct 15, 2017 at 6:38pm PDT

Lucille Ball, get it, Lucille Ball? This pooch loves yoga: follow her on Instagram to see her doing the downward dog. She also loves a good pawty.

78. austin.the.cockapoo

My family took me on a fun trip last week. A big lake, fast boats, long piers and lots of sand to play in. I had a blast!!! Can’t wait to go again next summer. ☀️⛰⛱

A post shared by Austin ☀️ (@austin.the.cockapoo) on Sep 6, 2017 at 10:11pm PDT

Austin has green fingers and loves spending time in the garden with his humom. His best friend (when no one is looking) is Charley the family cat. He loves the wind in his hair when he pulls his big (human) brother on his longboard.

79. cockapoolife_

A bit sad that summer is over but we are going on holiday soon to stay with a fellow flyballer as our humans are going on holiday Also check out this photo that was taken from the @havenofficial shoot! This was taken by @jeffmo69 ———————————————— #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #dog #dogsofinstagram #lovedawgs #tdogfeatures #topdogphoto #weeklyfluff #bestwoof #barkpack #dailybarker #cutepetclub #sendadogphoto #dogscorner #houndandlife #dogs_features #buzzfeedanimals #thestatelyhound #animalhearted #thedodo

A post shared by Archie & Pepper (@cockapoolife_) on Sep 29, 2017 at 10:34am PDT

Follow Archie and Pepper on their Instagram account cockapoolife. They’re the best of pals and spend a lot of time together.

80. jessie_the_cockapoo_max_too

Today would have been Nanas birthday. We never met her, but dad says she would have loved us a bit too much !

A post shared by Jessie the Cockapoo & Max too (@jessie_the_cockapoo_max_too) on Sep 27, 2017 at 12:59pm PDT

Two cockapoos? Twice the fun and adventures. Follow Jessie and Max as they explore their surrounds. Want to know what their favourite ice cream is? You’ll need to follow them to find out.

81. poppycockapoocross

Poppy’s catalogue pose

A post shared by Poppy the Cockapoo (@poppycockapoocross) on Jul 3, 2017 at 12:40pm PDT

Do yourself and follow Poppy. When she’s not digging holes, tearing tissues, chasing sticks and if she’s not completely ‘poo’ped, she’ll chase a bird or two.

82. bonnieboocockapoo

I can see dogs but I can’t smell them #crufts2016 #confused #cockapoopuppy #puppy #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoo

A post shared by Bonnie Boo the Cockapoo (@bonnieboocockapoo) on Mar 12, 2016 at 12:58pm PST

Bonnie loves her human brother but isn’t that crazy about the bunny that roams around the house. According to this lady, it smells. She’s only two years old but already has loads of adventures under her collar.

83. pennylanethesweetpup

I’m the sweetest pup you’ll ever meet ❤ #spoodlesofinstagram #hobokenpupsquad #pupinthecity #puplove #citydog #citypup #cockapoo #cockapoos #cockapoodle #cockapoolove #cockapooclub #cockapoosrule #cockapoopuppy #cockapoosdaily #cockapoosofig #cockapoosoftheworld #cockapoosofinstagram #spoodlegram #spoodlelife #spoodlesofinstagram #hobokendog #hobokenpup #hobokenpups #hobokendogs

A post shared by Penny Lane The Cockapoo (@pennylanethesweetpup) on Sep 18, 2017 at 12:50pm PDT

A New York girl through and through, Penny Lane is super cute. When she’s not posing like a unicorn, she’s stealing hearts around the city.

84. crosby_crue_the_cockapoo

Just me and Buster having some hang time #chilloutthursdays #buster #crozzels #crozagram #cockapoopuppy #crosbyadventures #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoolove #cockapoo

A post shared by Crosby Crue The Cockapoo (@crosby_crue_the_cockapoo) on Aug 17, 2017 at 3:28pm PDT

Crosby is part poo, part sheep and his favourite time of the year is Christmas. Follow him to see him dressed as an elf last year. There’s nothing like him bounding down the passageway.

85. hitchcockapoo

Still finding bones from last week’s BBQ! It’s like the gift that keeps on giving ♥️ #hitchcockapoo #happypup #dogwithabone #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoolove

A post shared by Hitchcock (@hitchcockapoo) on Jul 28, 2017 at 11:05am PDT

There’s nothing scary about this Hitchcock.When no one’s watching he steals food, socks and Mrs. Potato Lips. You’ll need to follow this account to see what I’m talking about.

86. rufus.cockapoo

#cockapoo #cockapoof1b #cockapoopuppyclub #cockapoos #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoopuppy #cockapooclubuk #puppylove #puppylife #puppiesofinstagram #puppy #furbaby #furbabies #furbabiesofinstagram #dogstagram #dogs #dog #dogsofinsta #dogsofinstagram #poodle #cocker

A post shared by Rufus the Cockapoo (@rufus.cockapoo) on Sep 19, 2017 at 7:35am PDT

Rufus’ favourite toy is a stuffed poo(p) emoji, go figure and he’s lucky enough to have not one, but two mums. Also a huge fan of yoga, he’s very good doing the plank.

87. apricotdory

It’s too early for pictures mom!! #grumpyface #morningslikethese #tuesday #sleepyhead #notready #pictureperfect #shehatesit #legsfordays #fuzzyhead #bedhead #puppy #cockapoo #puppiesofinstagram #cockapoolife #dogsofinstagram

A post shared by Dory The Cockapoo (@apricotdory) on Oct 10, 2017 at 7:36pm PDT

Meet Dory, one of the cutest cockapoos around. Her Instagram account includes a lot of action shots, like her diving into the pool, her swimming in the pool, her getting out of the pool. Needless to say Dory loves pool time.

88. hattiethecockapoo

When the jacket goes on and you become a statue Please tell me others do this too?! ☔️ – – #hatetherain #raining #rainyday #notmoving #frozenstill #takemehome #autumnwalkies #autumnwalks #autumn #dogstagram #dogsofinstagram #cockapoo #cockapoosofinstagram #dogoninstagram #model #dogmodel #poser #cockapoophotos #cockapoofun #doggyfun #cockapoolovers #cockapoosoftheworld #cockapooclub #cockapoolife #dayinthelife #licksandkisses #cutedog #whitecockapoo #pawsome

A post shared by Hattie The Cockapoo (@hattiethecockapoo) on Oct 18, 2017 at 10:47am PDT

Recently Hattie helped her mom deliver Hogwart’s mail. Hattie Potter anyone? She loves to socialize and her best friend is Rocky. Some even say it’s puppy love between the two.

89. timeforteddy

Reminiscing about the Seattle weather while waiting for the fall to come to Cali… #lickmynose

A post shared by Teddy the Cockapoo (@timeforteddy) on Oct 12, 2017 at 12:25pm PDT

Teddy the adopted cockapoo has over 10 000 followers and it’s easy to see why. He’s a fairly laid back pooch and his action shots are, for example, him mid-yawn.

90. henry.the.cockapoo

Happy Friday!!! What is everyone up to?! # #cockapoo #cockapooclub #cockapoolife #cockapoopuppy #dogsofinstaworld #dogsofinstgram #dog #dogsofinsta #instapuppy #instapup #cockapoolove #cockapoos #puppylove #pawsup #paws #goodpuppy #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoolovers #cockapoodle #puppy #puppydog #puppylove #puppydogs #poodlemix #cockerspaniel

A post shared by Henry (@henry.the.cockapoo) on Oct 13, 2017 at 3:46pm PDT

Henry unashamedly admits he’ll pose for treats, so there’s no need to explain his Instagram account. Follow him to see some awesome photos.

91. gruff.the.cockapoo

Hoomin, why is this other puppy copying me?! #fakepuppy #copycat #fooled #tongueout #doubletrouble

A post shared by gruff.the.cockapoo (@gruff.the.cockapoo) on Oct 13, 2017 at 10:30am PDT

Licker of ice lollies, lover of life and water, Gruff is taking one day at a time. And it’s so much fun to see how he gets on.

92. cockapootails

All dressed up and nowhere to go . . . . #cockapoo #puppies #cockapoolove #thatface #puppyeyes #cockapoos #doodlesofinstagram #thedogist #dailyfluff #bedhead #mixedbreed #redcockapoo #muppet #woof #pawstruck1

A post shared by Baby Willow (@cockapootails) on Oct 19, 2017 at 12:22am PDT

Cute doesn’t get anywhere near to explaining this cockapoo. Willow has just over 4 000 followers on Instagram but I have a feeling this number’s going to go up, up, up. There are too many ‘aaah’moments to even count.

93. dexterandthebear

#dogsatpollingstations

A post shared by Dexter and The Bear (@dexterandthebear) on Jun 8, 2017 at 11:51am PDT

Dexter lives with his human and a cat called Bear. His favourite stuffed toy is Justin Beaver and they get on like a house on fire.

94. brandy_cockapoo

Fresh do #cockapoo #cockapoolove #cockapoosofig #cockapoopuppy #cockapoosofinstagram #poodlesofinstagram #poodlemix #poodlelove #poodletoy #dogsofinstgram #dogs #dogsofinsta #dogsofinsta #cutedogs #cutepuppies #grooming #groomed #haircut #summer #sun #tanning #break #pray #orangedog #cavapoo

A post shared by Brandy (@brandy_cockapoo) on May 23, 2017 at 8:28pm PDT

Aptly named Brandy, this is a red cockapoo. Brandy loves spending time in the snow, on the couch reading, or in the laundry basket looking for socks.

95. sleepyachilles

It’s finally the weekend! #cockapoo #puppy #adorableanimals

A post shared by Achilles Chen (@sleepyachilles) on Aug 19, 2017 at 6:39pm PDT

Achilles is apparently a cockapoo, but looking at his Instagram account you might beg to differ. He’s a minion, a lion, and more often than not he’s a-sleep.

96. cece_the_cockapoo

Getting comfortable on grandma’s recliner #lounging #nap #grandmas #cockapoo #cockerspaniel #poodle #poodlemix #poodlesofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram #puppy #puppylove #dog #dogslife #dogsofmsp #dogsupnorth #dogsofinstagram #dogsofminneapolis #dogsofminnesota #pet #petsofinstagram #cute #furchild #fetchtheworld #poodleoftheday

A post shared by Cece (@cece_the_cockapoo) on Oct 15, 2017 at 11:25am PDT

Cece is super photogenic and she knows it. If she had her own hands she would be the queen of selfies. Follow her to ‘cece’ what else she gets up to.

97. louis_the_cockapoo

Hello.. is it me you’re calling for #Dog #cockapoo #poodlemix #look #brownbear #browneyes #curlyhair #Cutestdogever #dogsofinsta #mylove❤️ #LordLouis #cute #puppy #lookoflove #dublindogs #teddybear

A post shared by Brenna Klomp (@louis_the_cockapoo) on Sep 5, 2017 at 12:29pm PDT

Ruler of Dublin, destroyer of phone chargers, shoes, and cardboard, stealer of hearts, Louis is going to be huge on Instagram one of these days.

98. tobycockapoo

Happy birthday to me! I’m 444 today but still not very good with my numbers

A post shared by @tobycockapoo on Sep 28, 2017 at 4:21am PDT

Toby’s best friend is a rabbit called Rosie, but if you tell anyone else he’ll deny it. His most favourite thing in the world is tennis balls and then meatballs. He eats both.

99. barnabycockapoo

#nofilterneeded when the sun is shining and I’m looking this cute! ❤️

A post shared by Barnaby Teddy Bird (@barnabycockapoo) on Oct 6, 2017 at 1:02pm PDT

Not even a year yet, Barnaby the cockapoo is very new to Instagram. At the moment he’s relatively unknown but I don’t see that being the case for too long.

100. x.kiera.bailey.x

Get out of any trouble with my cute puppy eyes

A post shared by Linda the Cockapoo (@lindathecockapoo) on Oct 19, 2017 at 5:06pm PDT

Always love having my heat bag on in the evening #kieraandbailey #baileythecockapoo #bestfriends #cockapoo #cockapoogram #cockapoos #cockapoosofinstagram #cockapoopuppy #dailywoof #dog #dogs #dogstagram #dogaccount #dogtreats #dogsofinstagram #dogoperation #dogphoto #dogphotos #dogsurgery #hydrotherapy#instadog #instafollow #instagood #loveisadog #lovehim #lovemydog #luxatingpatella #patellaluxation

A post shared by Bailey The Cockapoo (@x.kiera.bailey.x) on Oct 14, 2017 at 9:42am PDT

Bailey has been through quite a lot and you can follow him and cheer him on as he makes a full recovery. He’s such a sweetheart and deserves all the encouragement you can give.

101. lindathecockapoo

Get out of any trouble with my cute puppy eyes

A post shared by Linda the Cockapoo (@lindathecockapoo) on Oct 19, 2017 at 5:06pm PDT

Call Linda a ‘ginger’ to her face and you might get bitten. Okay, not really. But whatever you do don’t call her a ‘ginger’. She’s a sweet little girl and will be celebrating her first birthday on 1 January 2018.

102. cockapoo.lilly

Lilly is 12 years old and lives in Ontario with her humans. She’s an only child but has loads of friends and gets to go on playdates and have sleepovers. Follow this little lady to see what she gets up to.

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AYYYYY

I’M SO. FREAKING. GLAD YOU’RE BACK <3333 (I feel really stupid for this because I KNOW Queen Luna’s told me like a dozen times that if you’re not answering, it’s probably because of the internet…but ugh, Evans is an idiot who still keeps having mini panic attacks over late replies XD like, I almost sent a 'did I say something wrong' message before I took a deep breath and realized how hecking stupid that would sound lol)

You’re welcome! They really do look amazing, though <3 I’ve also been working on aesthetics but eh. Idk, really. I made a barely-tolerable Saiko/Urie one, and then one for one of the Love Interests in that Otome Game I mentioned (not The Blind Griffin; the original thing I was working on)…which actually looks nice, but guess what? I could only find four pictures that matched with the color scheme/themes I’d picked out OTL

And tysm <333 ;-; but seriously, Mikasa is such a Zoldyck. Like, what if she and Illumi switched places. It’s like “Killua, you are my favorite sibling, I’ll follow you anywhere and protect you from everything” and “Eren you have a duty to your family (AKA me) please, stop playing the hero and come back here”

Actually I feel like Killua would be a lot happier with Mikasa for an older sibling instead of Illumi. Like, Zoldyck!Mikasa would probably be just as messed up as Illumi, but if we’re talking about canon Mikasa…let’s be honest. If Killua wanted to be a hunter she’d make sure he’d pass the test by any means necessary. If Killua wanted to get away from their family and explore, then sure, she’d order the butlers to let him out. If Killua’s friends came to visit and Mrs. Zoldyck/the servants refused to let them in, Mikasa would storm out there and open the gates herself. If the rest of the family went too far I really think she'd be perfectly willing to stab them all in the back, throw Killua over her shoulder, resign from her job as an assassin and walk right out of there.

Only Eren would be miserable. Illumi would probably do an even better job of keeping him ‘safe’ than Mikasa did (unlike Mikasa Illumi is perfectly willing to manipulate loved ones to keep them by his side), but…yeah. It’s Illumi. How could Eren be happy?

I KNOW. THE HAMILTON FEELS. (if you’d like I could send you more letters? I’ve managed to find quite a few….

Also idk if this is even true, but do you know about the relationship between Angelica and TJeffs (apparently they were friends and Jefferson may have been pining over Angelica, just a bit)? So I heard that Angelica slapped him so hard one time that he refused to go to any parties after that if he heard she was there too.

He also became terrified of Eliza as well…

Again, idk if this is true but I sorta want it to be lol)

Like, ok, maybe Eliza doesn’t get to truly shine until That Would Be Enough, and maybe Peggy comes off as simple comic relief to some people, but…HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO 'THE SCHUYLER SISTERS’ AND NOT BE IMPRESSED BY ANGELICA FREAKING SCHUYLER

Nope nope nope nope rewind rewind

How does the bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a

Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten

Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor,

Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

seriously? Because I broke a lot of stuff too XD There’s only one 100% undamaged glass item in this house that belongs to me, and that’s the last snow globe, the only one I somehow haven’t smashed yet. I don’t even touch it anymore because I’m scared of breaking it lol

And aww that sounds so sweet! Weirdly enough I could destroy my own clothes and doodle all over my skin but I never had the guts to do anything to my dolls…I was tempted to give them haircuts several times but I knew mom would probably freak out if she saw doll hair all over the floor so.

Yeah, tbh I have no idea what happened there either. As for blood…well, I got used to nosebleeds as a kid. Like, a ton of blood would randomly come pouring out of my nose all the time and I didn’t even care; just like 'oh welp there it all goes…dad can you pass me a tissue?’. I also don’t mind 'messier’ injuries like scraped knees. But bruises and cuts really, REALLY bother me for some reason ;-;

Oh. Oh dear.

Um, um, um. What is that. I’m never reading this manga. It will make me suffer.

(I wonder if you’re talking about Erza/Jellal? If not, sorry ^^;;)

Feel free to show me the chapter if you want to, though! I’ll try my best to figure out what’s going on :D

Schwing *insert lenny face here*

I finally found the OPM volumes! I’m gonna do my best to catch up with both that and HxH :) (that thing with Saitama, the smol child and the snow monsters at the end of volume 1 is like the cutest thing ever in my eyes. Idk. Maybe I’m just weird?)

I mean, Roma ate Urie so. We’re in for one heck of a ride…

I tried my best, but weirdly, CP hasn’t been working very well for me the last few days…it keeps crashing. I’m really sorry OTL But I’m trying to fix it and I think it’ll work now!

nononononononononono don’t you dare write any more HCs Queen Luna please spare me

Oooh, can’t wait to see your reaction :D

That sounds amazing! Wishing you luck with finding more people to do it with you- I’m sure it’ll turn out great! Tell me how it turns out later, please??? <3

(also I’ll be sending you some HxH character pics, mostly of my problematic favs…hope that’s ok ^^ (tbh I’m mostly trying to get you to join me in my Adultrio (Illumi/Chrollo/Hisoka trio) obsession. Also my love for Leorio and Gon))

No, no, don’t worry about it!! Seriously, I felt so bad, because I’d be in the middle of watching something (USBs were my lord and saviour) and think ‘Omg I gotta tell Evans about this’ and then look up and think ‘wait when was the last time I had net for long enough to answer?’ Then I’d get depressed XD

Aaah, also, telling you in advance this time, on Thursday we’ll be traveling, so I probably won’t be able to answer for 10ish days ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I feel like crap OTL

Ayyy thank you so much!!! I get your struggle with colours XD It can be really hard ;-; I usually try to get 8 pics, but end up with 6.

I finally saw some pics of Illumi and I get what you mean by ‘dead fish eyes’. Just, I don’t remember the last time I’ve seen a character so bored.

If only, if only... Tbh, Mikasa would be an amazing sibling figure. She’d make sure that her sibling is happy and if there was someone who made them NOT happy, then she’d return the favour. I say Killua needs a lost big sis who is pretty much Mikasa XD

Well,,, let’s say Mikasa AND Eren switch places with Illumi? But then we’re dooming pretty much everyone in the AoT universe... Poor Armin XD

BRING ON THE LETTERS

AHAHAHAHAHAH I completely understand Jeff XD Weren’t they rumoured to have had an affair? That’s amazing XD Just what did the slap have to be like to make a grown man afraid of being in the same room as you. Can you imagine what would’ve happened if he didn’t hear Angelica would be there, though? Like, he walks in and sees her.

WADDAYA MEAN ELIZA DOESN’T SHINE TILL THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH??? WHAT ABOUT HELPLESS?? And, true, you don’t know the awesomeness of Peggy unless you know the history, but damn, she was a freaking badass. Thankfully, Satisfied did make them go ‘damn’, mostly the rap parts XD

The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father Got a lot farther by working a lot harder By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

Ahahah, that’s completely understandable XD Now that I look around my room, the only glass item which is not a lamp, is a small vial that stands on a shelf I never touch. Maybe that’s why it survived my childhood XD

Nope, the dolls looked like nightmare fuel if my sister didn’t help XD I knew ever since I was a kid that I could never be a make up artist or a hair stylist... Tbh I never had any remorse about cutting their hair, and since my sister was there as well, she taught me to always throw the hair away/do it above a trash can.

Well, I have to blow my nose a lot (I get sick really often), so I also get nosebleeds every once in a while, but I’m still not used to them.

ALRIGHTY THEN I am totally uploading the last chapter then XD

Yep, it’s Erza and Jellal. Wait, how do you know that??

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yaay!! I’ll have to read the rest as well XD

SHE WHAT S H E W H A T

Ah, that’s a shame... don’t worry about it though!!

The thing is, every time I ask someone for advice on how to start a group every time, all they tell me is ‘go to cons and find cosplayers’. It’s literally the only advice I’ve received. The problem? Nearest cons are in Germany. And that’s not exactly nearby. Even if I did go and found LL cosplayers, what are the odds they’re Croatian? It’s honestly so frustrating. I’ll just practice dances on my own, and if I find someone who likes it, great! If not, then whatever.

Oh boy, let’s get to the pics!

Gon really does seem like a cinnamon roll! I wanna adopt him XD

Omg I already love Leorio! Like wow, he seems extra, but nice under all that? Rumpel no2

I wanna adopt Killua as well XD He seems like the sweetest sunshine child out there

Tbh when i saw Pika, I thought he was a girl. Whoops. Also, tragedy™

I see Chrollo becoming my problematic fave XD Also, he with his hair down ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Aww, that’s nice! I hope she enjoys it!

DOn’t remind me of that ep XDDD Remember when I said a while ago that I was watching Sherlock? I watched The Reichenbach Fall. You should’ve seen me during Watson’s speech at his grave.

1am, not wearing pants, stuffing my face with pancakes while crying. Why does it seem like 1am, no pants is my default mode XD

Yes, Illumi certainly has beautiful eyes. I feel compelled to gouge them out and decorate my room with them.

Also, idk if you’ve noticed but I’m slowly reviving scenarios on ice!! I missed that blog, so I wanna go back to writing for it ^^

#evans #submission

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