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snivel1 · 1 year
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Idia is about to experience the force of a metal pipe hitting his spine.
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allforthe-gay · 9 months
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it is completely one hundred percent baffling to me that any of the foxes would come away from witnessing neil and andrew's reunion in baltimore with the opinion that their relationship was just hate fucking . like my brother in christ are you blind
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bogleech · 15 days
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If you got all the famous anime main character fantasy elves together you'd have pretty much a roomful of gleaming immaculate warrior supermodels with sparkling sapphire eyes and hair like silken sunbeams and bodies a Renaissance painter would go mad trying to capture, and Marcille is there too
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thealogie · 8 months
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Doctor who at its best is like the doctor is just some guy who has a very silly time with his friends OR the doctor is just some guy who is floored by the either the beauty or terror of existence, sometimes both at the same time. Doctor who at its worst is like…another long monologue about how I’m the scariest and most powerful guy in the whole universe and why monsters run away when they hear my name.
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rosebud-poet · 1 year
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[Black text on a white background that reads:
my gender is whatever makes me easiest to kill,
my gender is breeding stock, kill all men, can’t you just stay unobtrusive and neutral, the question cut apart in debate chambers, my ragged flesh and bones picked for statistics and arguments by vultures in suits who go home to too-young wives, breathing out my same old screams to useless onlookers sitting in rows, you’re disgusted by my blood on the floor but unwilling to shoot down what’s killing me slowly, what are the magic words i need to say to get you to care that i’m dying, 
my gender is polite young woman in a pantsuit long long dead, forward-thinking and modern, isn’t it funny that she lived as a man, she wanted better opportunities, we dug up the body and passed it around the archives and if you look here you’ll see the place where they cut out the most important parts, so sad to see such irreversible damage, so sad she never had children, so sad she was mutilated, but she was such a trailblazer, the first woman to put a bullet in a state senator’s head,
my gender is a bullet in a state senator’s head, shooting down vultures before they break my sibling’s skin, crippled tranny faggot (triple threat) with a score to settle, with a gash down the center of its chest spitting fire through pharmacy phone lines, never fucked someone who wasn’t an enemy of the state, never was your little girl, sticking around till the bitter end and triple dog dare you to come bash me yourself you bloody-beaked coward, come watch me be the monster you all say i am,
my gender is whatever makes me hardest to kill.]
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unpretty · 1 year
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i keep accidentally hitting genshin buttons while playing tears of the kingdom, and while i have tried to remap my controls in genshin to be closer to zelda's controls, my biggest problem is not one i can remap
see the thing is, in genshin, you use the same button to jump, to glide, and to stop gliding. so you can glide a ways, tap to stop gliding, and then tap the button again right before you hit the ground to catch yourself before you eat shit and die without burning too much stamina.
in zelda, you use the same button to jump and glide, but a different button to stop gliding. and if, while you are in freefall, you hit the 'stop gliding' button again, you do not resume gliding. instead you fall faster.
which means. if you're in freefall from the fucking mesosphere and try to wait until right before you hit the ground to slow down and land. and then instead of hitting the different glide button. you hit the same button you hit to stop gliding. you slam top-speed head-first into the fucking ground and die.
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post more plus size girls
So there are two reasons why I dont post more plus sized girls here,
Plus sized anime girls are a niche that I havent gone through and really spent time curating and seeking out artists that cater to that niche.
The other reason is that plus sized girls hit my brain and immediately im lost to the horniness, they just overwhelm the senses. (there is a reason I didnt answer this right away)
Doesn't help that I prefer a middle ground between "anime girl with slightly larger than average squishy thighs incorrectly tagged as plus sized" and "The hard core fetish artists really making sure they get the details of the skin folds and ridges"
Anyways so just a cursory glance at the mess of bookmarked artists I found just an incredible plus sized Elegg! This artist really nails that sweet spot that makes me go feral! (Very much will be obsessively checking if they post anything else often cause they havent posted much and that makes me deeply sad)
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えれぐとてぃあ by 之江
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rolex-kaard · 1 year
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SEE HIM FACE !!!! ( @autismswagsummit )
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parisoonic · 11 months
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its finally summer here in scotland!!! taps aff!!
Taps-Aff (Scots) = Literally "tops off." The removing of one's shirt in the event of warm weather, a phenomenon rarely seen in Glasgow.
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ohbluesky · 11 months
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HII here’s a lil something for @thominho-week-2023!!! 
- Day 2: Road Trip
- Day 3: “I really thought I lost you”
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soldier-poet-king · 9 months
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Thinking abt body horror as romantic. Body horror as intimate recognition of the self and the other and the other as the self. Body horror as an encounter with the divine.
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comic-sans-chan · 7 days
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no but actually garak nearly lost his eyes rolling them so hard at Julian in the spy program over all his fuckboy hologram flirting, but if julian had smirked at garak ONCE and said, "y'know, I'd love to see what your hair looks like without all that product," garak would have fainted
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thaliasthunder · 1 year
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once nico and piper are oficially friends in tsats i'll be finally able to say he's the child of a divorce (jason & piper)
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zzoupz · 3 months
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haejjoon · 10 months
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Goro celebrates Akira Kurusu’s death with cheap cup noodles and a bottle of wine.
The noodles are a month past its expiration date, and the wine has been sitting in his cabinet for three whole years untouched. (The latter was from Shido—a gift celebrating Goro’s first completed mission.)
The noodles are soggy. The wine is sour. They taste horrible together, and Goro devours both like it’s his last meal.
The TV blasts the news Goro already knows into his ears. The leader of the anonymous terrorist group Phantom Thieves, arrested just last night, is reported to have committed suicide in his questioning cell…
“He didn’t commit suicide,” Goro says to the screen. “I killed him, and it felt incredible.”
The identity of the Phantom Thieves’ illustrious leader has not yet been disclosed to the public, given the severity of their perpetuated crimes…
“Akira Kurusu was a nobody. He lived in a dusty attic in a stranger’s café. His parents disowned him for being too good of a person.”
Police investigation has revealed that he stole the guard’s gun to end his own life. Results show that he was likely to have died instantly…
“He died from one shot.” Goro drunkenly lifts the hand holding the remote and mimes shooting at the chattering television. “Just like that. He ran around like he was invincible, you know. I almost believed it when he told everyone that he would be okay. I half expected to open the door to find an empty seat, and then to have to call Shido-san to tell him that Joker got away. I thought I might die tonight due to my failure. But I didn’t fail. I killed that son of a bitch with one shot. He lost. I won.”
The TV shuts off.
“I won,” Goro’s reflection repeats.
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(work in progress for oneshot i plan to post soon!)
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