#and i want a girlfriend gay

[zivazivc]

do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?

I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)

also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...

#bruce and clay join the fandom once floyd sends them letters saying he's been eating good ksjbhbfchf #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #trolls branch #trolls john dory #freesia #trolls band together #this was a lot funnier in my head. i guess that's what you get when you don't lay down your panels from the start #my art #answered #freesia was all four of the brother's first crush (sorry i don't make the rules. it's just facts) #even floyd's who i headcanon is exclusively gay #jd and her started dating pretty young #and the other three had kid crushes on her because she was the big brothers cool girlfriend that made jd behave nice to them lmao #also almond and plum brownies <3 #floyd jd and branch all live in a sitcom in my head #it's beautiful #also i started coloring this and then i realized i actually DON'T want to spend another day on this when i can be drawing NEW comics

[ch067]

THIS WAS SO GIRLLYPOP OF HIM THE HIP CHECK AND THE BRUSHING THE HAIR OUT OF HIS FACE IM EATING DRYWALL I LOVE HIM

#our flag means gay #our flag means death #blackbeard ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #this man istg #i love him your honor #he’s so babygirl #he’s so girlfriend #he’s so girllypop #stede is so lucky #edward teach #i want to hold him in my pocket #he slays

[carsonsbackwardscap]

we were robbed of gay emily prentiss in so many ways but one that hunts me the most is how we missed out on morgan and her bickering over girls

i mean CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?

them going out to bars and betting on who can get more numbers?

showing up to the BAU one morning mocking each other's moves?

one of them trying oh so hard to get a girl only for the other one to pick her up effortlessly and walk out with a shit-eating grin?

both of them on battle for the same girl only to find out she's already on a relationship and was only having fun at their expense? their faces when the girl walks off with someone else entirely and they're both rejected?

SO MANY POSSIBILITIES!!!

ffs they're already so insufferable siblings coded, this could've been so much fun!! I will never get over what we never had

#no i will never get over this #nor do i want to #emily prentiss deserved to be gay #emily prentiss deserves a girlfriend #i will die on this fucking hill #fight me #criminal minds #emily prentiss #derek morgan #demily #queerminal minds #lgbt+

[lgbtlunaverse]

So I've been wondering about one particuar point on the "Jiang Cheng marriage recquirement" list and it's the one about low cultivation.

Now on its face, except for the "must be nice to jin ling" point, the whole thing just looks like the most standard list of "ideal wife characteristics under a patriarchal society." naturally beautiful, graceful and obedient, coming from a good family, voice not too loud, etc. This leads to either the interpretation that jiang cheng really wants that (doubt dot png) or just... put all the most stereotypical things on a list even though that's not what he really wants.

In that context "cultivation must not be too high" sounds like a typical "men are scared of women who are smarter/stronger" thing. you know, the dudes who feel 'intimidated' when their wife or girlfriend makes more money than them.

...Except wasn't Yanli openly mocked for her low cultivation? Like, wasn't one of the reasons Jin Zixuan was such an ass to her initially because he shallowly assumed her lower cultivation made her an unworthy marriage candidate? Jin Guangshan may hate women who can read but society overal doesn't give the impression that high cultivation in women is seen as something undesirable. I mean... a wife that never looks like she's over 20 even as she starts aging? yeah I have no problem believing a misogynistic society is okay with high cultivation.

So if it's not there just to fit the stereotypical standard of an ideal wife...

Jiang Cheng, are you just describing your sister?

LIke?? Every single point on this list applies to Yanli. All of them. I don't mean this in a freudian incest-y way but in a "jiang cheng are you so unaware of what you want in a partner you just took the only woman you've had an unambiguously good relationship with and hoped no one would notice???" way. Does he know the difference in what you should like about your sister and what you should like in a spouse? Is he even aware he's doing this? Jiang Cheng answer meeeee.

#mdzs #jiang cheng #mdzs headcanons #mdzs meta #you can take this headcanon so many places #is he like this because he's gay? aro? actually attracted to women but too emotionally stunted to know what he even wants? #in cql canon the whole list imo becomes about wen qing #in a 'i'm still not over my dead not-girlfriend so all my recquirements are for someone extremely unlike her' way #is it self-sabotage? trying to avoid being reminded of her? who knows! #but in novel canon chengqing's not real so there it's about yanli #i mean the list isn't even IN the novel so depending on whether you consider word of god canon or not it doesn't even exist there #but it's so fun to play with #also i know in novel canon yani is described as at best 'above average' looks wise #but are YOU gonna tell one of her brothers she's not the most beautiful woman in the world? #i don't think so

[mattmalteseenjoyer]

ngl if i was ur boyfriend i would kiss your forehead and post you and introduce you to all my friends and take you on picnics but like no pressure

#ftm mlm #ftm t4t #gay mlm #mlm #mlm yearning #trans #trans mlm #t4t mlm #mlm love #mlm thoughts #t4t yearning #t4t #boyfriend #bisexual #i want a girlfriend #i want a boyfriend #gay

[quietwingsinthesky]

its so funny to me how torchwood’s employment process is both ‘incredibly fucked up thing happened to them and jack swooped in to take advantage of the situation’ (owen & tosh) and also ‘u wanna recruit me so bad it makes u look stupid :3’ (ianto & gwen)

#‘ianto’s girlfriend was cyberized’ yeah and? didnt stop him from being a gay little shit and asking to be jacks bloodhound #i want to know which group suzie fell into honestly #again. ianto does have a Tragic Backstory but like. gwen is literally just Like That for no reason at all besides that shes a cop #she’s so funny to me. girl nothing (overly) traumatic happened to you you were just born to do morally dubious alien shit #torchwood

[tearsonthepage]

#i need a girlfriend #i need a gf #i want a girlfriend #i want a gf #girls like girls #gay girls #bi girls #i love girls #bisexual

[boyslovegirlslove]

[ENG SUB] Love Senior The Series| EP.3

#love senior #love senior the series #lgbtq #lesbian #girls love #พี่ว้ากคะรักหนูได้มั้ย #girlslove #gl #thai bl #thailand gl #lgbt #gay #gifs #mygifs #// dang #*sighs* #i want a girlfriend

[lesbianlotties]

they were literally girlfriends

#they're lesbians. they're in love. they're dating. they're in gay love together. what else do you want me to say #bet you all i have that one of them picked up this little expression accidentally after calling out the other one for looking cute doing it #girlfriends go 😐 #lottielee #yellowjackets #lottie matthews #laura lee #lottie x laura lee

[gayvampyr]

idk “my girlfriend” kinda has a nice ring to it

#wlw #sapphic #i want to be able to say ‘my girlfriend’ so bad #text post #top posts #glad this post found its way to the gays

[m-kyunie]

Karma

#dgm #d.gray-man #alma karma #when Hoshino created Alma it fundamentally Changed Me #happy pride w ur canon gay enby #I NEED A NENDRIOD NYEOW #JUST MAKE 2 MORE. GRAAHHHH #one of Allen with crown clown & I wld love his OG arm #and Alma pls pls god pls pls lets do another vote #THE KANDA NENDRIOD IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND. HE NEEDS HIM #Idc call me cliche if i hit lotto I'm commissioning those YT sculpture gods to make me an Alma fig #i rlly wanted to caption this “Karma-dono/Lord Karma” since that's what the Finders say but its been so long since Finders were relevant...

[amiracleilluminated]

Why the sudden change of heart? Because we work. We shouldn't, but we do.

#dailynetflix #wednesday #wednesdayedit #tvedit #wenclair #*gifs #blood tw #flashing tw #girlfriends? girlfriends #gurl i'll edit and manipulate everything to get what i want. and i want them to be gay

[thew4nder3r]

Bella ramsey brainrot

i swear they have me on my knees 😀👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

I think we all know that they wear rings, right?

i like to think that they have a promise ring w you

they prolly engraved the rings with either your initials or the day you guys got together.

their hands have me in a chokehold help 😭

THEY ARE SUCH A PHYSICAL TOUCH PERSON!!!!

had a bad day? Cuddles

went to an audition? Cuddles!

you breathe? CUDDLES!!

Because they had to learn to play guitar for their role as Ellie, they now took pride in the fact you stare at their hands and how they fall perfectly onto each fret of the instrument.

"what'cha staring at, doll?"

(i read this in a shitty interview which i highly doubt is real 💀)

Their favorite food is fries so I like to think that when they saw you trying to fry the potatoes while trying not to get jumped by the oil, they just sat there for a minute watching you calculate the right angle and speed to drop them so the oil wouldn't splash you.

They eventually went and hugged you from behind, slowly guiding you on how to do it correctly with nothing but whispers in your ear.

"well done, doll~"

"you see? Nothing to fear, my love~"

They're gonna be the death of me istg 🧍‍♀️

i think they like it when you do their hair.

like, you have them sitting on the floor, their head between your legs while you both are facing the TV watching a random show you guys found.

you're softly running your hands through their hair, separating any knots you come across.

eventually, you start braiding the hair on the sides of their head and turning it into a half up half down type of situation after a while.

when they feel you stop, they let their head fall back so they could look at you.

"you done?" They asked and you answer with a small hum of agreement.

morning kisses 😭

"hey..." they rubs their eyes trying to wake up.

"hey." You respond, rubbing your face onto the pillow before stretching.

"how'd you sleep?" "Good, it would have been better if you didn't kick me in the face in the middle of the night!" You said, jokingly. They pretended to be offended before trapping you in a tight embrace.

"well sorry, princes!" They peppered kisses all over you face and neck.

"bella, stop!" You tried pushing them away but instead were pulled closer when they wrapped one of their legs over your waist and pulled your lower half towards them.

"you're not escaping me today~." You hear them mumble as they put one of their hands under your shirt before rubbing your side.

they're a handful, for sure. But a handful you love.

i now bless you with a picture of our beloved as I sat goodbye!

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#bella rambles #bella ramsey #fluff #bella ramsey fluff #tlou #bella ramsey x reader #the last of us hbo #tlou series #she's adorable #help i'm gay #i want to be her girlfriend so bad plzz #yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning

[mattmalteseenjoyer]

i’m a simple man if you ask me for song recs and then tell me what you think about them later i’ll be in love with you forever

#ftm mlm #ftm t4t #gay mlm #mlm #mlm yearning #trans #trans mlm #gay #mlm love #mlm thoughts #t4t mlm #ftm mlw #bi mlw #trans mlw #t4t mlw #mlw #trans t4t #transmasc #trans pride #t4t #t4t yearning #gay men #i want a boyfriend #i want a girlfriend #bisexual #pansexual #unlabeled #unlabled sexuality

[macaulaytwins]

Oh your werewolf bf could beat up my werewolf bf?? Well mine could kiss yours with tongue

#werewolf bf of course being gender neutral #like I want a girlfriend who is a werewolf bf you know? #this configuration is gay whatever way it occurs thank you #anyways #werewolves #werewolf #werewolf bf #monster fucker #monster fucking #gay #queer #gay werewolves #I normally use gay vampires as a tag #fun to switch it up #wlw #mlm #trans werewolf

[naturecalls111]

on liking girls

#comic #vent art #other fandoms #the fandom is my personal life LMAO #I had posted this on twitter and deleted it because it was vent art from back in like. Ohhh I forget. Must have been january #Like I had just had my birthday and I don't know what it was but something made me realise like #oh. I haven't come out to my parents #like it's Been a minute I probably should right #and my parents are like. the best in the world I say that with my whole chest #my sexuality is not something they would ever care about let alone judge me for #like they have so many gay friends OBJECTIVELY I KNOW THIS IS A NON ISSUE LOL #but I don't know. something about it DOES feel dangerous and I can barely come to terms with it #I hate the idea of making it a "thing'. does that make sense #i don't want it to be a “thing” #I don't want them to tell me they'll love me no matter what and that this doesn't change anything #I don't want to have to subject them to feel like I'm “opening up” and then Have to respond like that #I wish it felt like as natural of an integration as someone is being straight you know #i wish it was: i come home with the prettiest girl in the world (she is the prettiest because she is my girlfriend) and they're just like #“hi! so nice to meet you! lets sit for tea!” #and thats it no questions asked. my mom or dad wouldn't ask “why didnt you tell us?” does that make sense #This is why none of my highschool friends know either #i'll tell them if they ask but I don't want to make a performance of Telling Them #I don't. Owe them that #I don't owe anyone a heads up. I don't want to. I don't want to make it A Thing #It's a Me thing. I don't get why it has to be turned into a You thing. #also hi if you havent seen my face i look like That LOL