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Drool - Part 4

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"Come on, honey, you just told me you were starving! Either there's a big scary lion growling in your tummy, or now you're fibbing. Open up."

Nurse Molly's rosy perfume fills your nostrils as you breathe hard through your nose. You're being careful not to bite your lips as you keep them pursed shut, revolted by the appearance of the brown goop dangling at the end of the nurse's pink spoon. The waxy sheen of the sticky, moist food does nothing to make the unidentifiable chunks appear more appetizing.

Your pink puffy mittens remain snugly wrapped around your fists, leaving you no outlet for nervous movement except pumping your legs back and forth in the bizarre high-seated chair you've been strapped to. Nurse Molly had said it was dangerous for you to eat lying down while still recovering from the muscle relaxers, and the restraints were necessary to keep you from falling out and bumping your head. Worst of all, as you whimper and squirm in your purple t-shirt and fuzzy cotton bib, wrinkling your nose and glaring at Nurse Molly, you can't help but hear it: the constant, gentle, singing, mischievous crinkle of your puffy diaper.

You're hyper-aware of its every hug and tug on your body: the way the leg guards press into your thighs as your hanging feet kick the air. The way the plush cotton shapes itself to your bits and bum as you sit on the cushioned seat. The way the stretchy tapes, tipped blue like a French manicure, squeeze the plastic wings to your hips, keeping it snugly in place.

But right this minute, even your humiliatingly thick diaper is not your biggest concern.

"Come on, honey. You've got to eat something! We only serve fresh, healthy food at the clinic. It's easy to digest and has all the nummy vitamins you need to keep your treatment on track!"

Nurse Molly hovers the pink spoon in front of your closed mouth as her syrupy voice coaxes you to give in. You swivel your head from side to side, and the brown goop follows the path of your lips like a homing beacon. This whole thing feels ridiculous! Why can't they let you feed yourself? Why can't they serve you real food?! And why must you be RESTRAINED in a chair where your pink jelly sandals can't even touch the floor?!

"Oh, I think I know the problem. You miss having your device in your mouth, don't you? Is that it, honey? You want your sucky little buddy back?"

This has to be a joke! You scowl at the giant pink pacifier resting on the plastic tray in front of you, its silicone shaft still glistening with your creamy drool.

"N-n-no! Ohhhhnnnngh!"

You can't stop yourself from stammering out a denial, but this serves only to form your mouth into the perfect "O" shape for Nurse Molly to slide the pink spoon past your lips. Shocked by her quick reaction, you swallow reflexively, and the first bite of brown goop slides its way into your rumbling tummy.

It tastes awful. Like bitter vegetables pulverized with protein slurry. You scrape your tongue with your teeth to get the sticky substance off your taste buds and thrust your head forward, gagging. Nurse Molly clearly interprets this as you smacking your lips and leaning in for more, which she obliges with another gooey spoonful of the brown mush forced into your open mouth.

As the horrifying feeding begins in earnest, your only goal is to get the revolting taste of the food out of your mouth. You realize, paradoxically, that this means swallowing it all as quickly as possible. But every time you force more of the sludge down your throat, it's replaced just as quickly by an even thicker spoonful thrusting past your lips. After a minute, the pace of your feeding becomes a marathon, and bits of goop you can't swallow begin dribbling out of your mouth, onto your chin, and staining the front of your drooly bib.

"Look at you go, honey! That's it! Nom nom nom! Just like that! Whoops, don't fidget, I just got some on your cheek! That's okay, just a little snack for later, hm?"

You're struggling to breathe as more mush is shoveled into your mouth than you can possibly take. Your eyes roll up to the ceiling as your jaw hangs open stupidly; more sticky food is spilling from your lips than is making it to your stomach, turning your bib into a canvas of disgusting brown slop. A heavy chunk falls onto your thigh, along the seam of your puffy diaper's leg guard, looking all the world like a messy accident that was too big for your padding to contain.

"Nnnnnngggggghhhhhhhhhhh," you moan pathetically, spraying even more goo across your face. You're not so much trying to communicate as prove to yourself you're still conscious. Stupefied by the slimy, horrible-tasting drool that now streams from your face, your pink-mittened hands pull at the restraining straps of the high-seated chair. Why? Why? Why?

"Wunngh? Wunngh? Wunngh?" You gurgle through a fresh mouthful of sludge. Tears drip from your eyes and snot from your nose, mingling with the oozing mess that decorates your cheeks and chin.

"Don't worry, honey. In two shakes of a lamb's tail, you'll have your sucky back between those pretty lips. We're going to fix you and make it all better. There's no need to cry."

Nurse Molly scrapes the bowl for a last spoonful of the brown slurry. Your eyes widen in horror as the final bite comes sailing not towards your mouth, but towards your nose. With a playful giggle, Nurse Molly intentionally smears the foul-smelling goop across every inch of your face, massaging it into your skin like lotion, mixing in your tears.

Setting down the spoon, she picks up your pacifier and leans in close, wielding the silicone nipple like a pestle to push the last of the disgusting food into your now-bulging tummy. The motion of the nipple sliding in and out between your lips is strange and humiliating, yet you can't stop yourself from sucking and slurping the soft, rubbery shaft.

"This feels better, doesn't it, honey?" Nurse Molly whispers, causing the hair on the back of your neck to stand. "This is what you wanted all along."

You realize with crippling shame that you do feel calmer now. The taste of the awful food begins to evaporate in the streams of drool that the pacifier coaxes from beneath your tongue. Despite yourself, you settle into a suckling rhythm, and breathe a sigh of relief when the pink leather strap is secured around your head. The pacifier is locked back into place. Your mouth is yours again.

All you have to do is suck.

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lazyneonrabbitt · 26 days

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MarchWeres prompt day 31

Celebrations

Daryl Dixon x Original female characters

A/N: The last prompt! It has been a ride, this first try at a writing event. I had fun!!

Preparations were in full swing now, within the walls of Alexandria.

The whole last week had been about today's celebration. Something for everyone including the kids.

The adults were gathering tables and lining them with cloths, taking plates, glasses cups and cutlery from their homes and setting the table. Others gathered bread, prepared thermos' with tea and brought pitchers of water to the tables.

Everything was on the way to be an amazing brunchlike meal. Inside the closest house, meats were prepared. Cooled and sliced or heated and put in sauce. Fresh greens and vegetables were placed in between the plates too.

All while the kids of the community ran around in search of the last piece of the celebration meal.

Eggs.

All of them had stayed busy yesterday, painting them all kinds of pretty colors.

Daryl had spent all week out in the woods to get as many different meats for this feast. He brought home a collection of birds, fish and some small game. He had his hopes set on a deer as well, but even with his enhanced senses he hadn't been able to sniff one out in the area. He was tired from being in his changed form day after day, but he found it important to have this one day of feeling normal.

He hoped to spend the day before with all the kids and assisting his wives with egg painting babysitting, but instead he spent all day in the creek, fishing for those last bits of the feast.

He had apologized about it throughout the entire evening but was time after time assured everything went well on their side and told how happy they were with what he had brought back.

"Come on, big guy." Tabby was the one on older Dixon-duty while Sherry went to put the kids to bed after the moms spent enough time scrubbing paint out of their furry paws.

Tabby took Daryl upstairs to find Sherry getting ready for bed already. She knew her partners would be up only a short while after Tabby left.

"Yer too good fer me, girls." Daryl's tired, gruff voice sounded quietly as one pair of hands unbuttoned his shirt and another undid the tie on his sweats and pulled them off his body. "You did amazing, bringing us so much food." They peppered kisses all over him and lead him to bed, each curling up against him on either side. "Everyone is gonna have a feast thanks ro your hard work." They kissed him goodnight, sharing a kiss over his chest too and making sure their hunter rested.

"How's the search going, Jude? Has RJ beaten your count yet?" The siblings were digging around the porch stairs, RJ bouncing as he found another egg and put it in his bucket. "Yeah. He's so good at this! Are you sure uncle Daryl hasn't taught him stuff?" Sherry only giggled at her as she leaned down and sneakily pointed out a yet unfound egg and gave the girl a wink before moving on to watch around the area.

Tabby was on the other end of the street, watching a set of fluffy rascals on their own egg hunt as she peeled one cracked egg for Willow to gnaw on while Hunter and Rose were on either side of someone's shrubbery and sniffing out the remaining eggs.

"Hey, no sniffs. That's cheating, Rosie.." Tabby volunteered to watch the pups and make sure they wouldn't either eat everything as soon as they found it, or sniff out everything and not leave any for the other kids. All of that while carrying around Willow in her arms, who held an egg between her paws and smacked loudly as she slowly nommed on her snack.

It wasn't long before all surveilling parents came back with the kids and all found eggs, the indicator of the feast ready to begin.

All the kids were seated inbetween the adults around the table and proud tales of egg hunting were shared all over the place.

If anyone would take pictures of this and show them to anyone outside the community they'd velieve they were tsken before the fall, but still here everyone sat together enjoying their easter sunday feast.

"Hunter, eat some bread too." Sherry handed her son slices of bread to put his meat on. "You need to eat other things too, nit just the tastiest stuff."

Rose sat on the other side of her, peeling an egg and stuffing it in her mouth entirely before downing a glass of water and moving on to put warm meat on a slice of bread and devouring that too.

"Wow, here I thought Hunter was the one with the apetite." Carol laughed behind her hand, finishing her bite of food.

"Let the girl eat! She needs the energy if she still wants to spar with me later." Rosita interjected, catching Rose's attention with the mention of sparring later.

"Yeah!" The pup exclaims around a mouthfull of food. "Go'a eat good!"

Daryl was proud of his little fighter girl. Such a fierce little kid.

"Hey, Lobo. Can you hold her for a bit?" Tabby had moved over to hand Willow to her dad. "I'd love to use both hands to eat."

Willow was gladly taken off Tabby's hands by Daryl, who only had a few bites left on his plate and shared those with her while Tabby ate her own meal.

Sherry watched how Daryl kept his daughter entertained with a piece of meat on his fork. Tabby joined in to stare at him skillfully dodging her grabby hands and keeping it out of reach with the sweetest loving smile on his face. Both moms kinda stopped eating, food hovering on varying degrees between their plate and mouths as they watched what was concidered the most beautiful scene.

Daryl could feel the stares and pauzed his movements, having Willow steal the last piece of meat off his fork and nom at it, pulling back Daryl's attention to her and feeling the heat rise in his cheeks. He wasn't used to being fatherly so out in the open in front of everyone, but it was clear everyone who saw the scene play out loved it. "Good job, Willow." Carol cheered from across the table. "And here I remember you worrying about being a shitty dad back at the prison." She continued her sentimental speech with love. "Did you ever think back then you'd be as lucky as you are now?"

Daryl took a moment to admire all he had, then. Willow in his lap, happily chewing away.

Sherry and Tabby, each occupied with one pup now, cleaning paws or just being happy together. It was perfect to him.

"Nah, tha' ol' me woulda told ya yer crazy fer even thinkin' tha." He softly booped Willow's nose as dhe looked up at him. "M'the luckiest. N' I love all'a my family."

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dialovers-translations · 1 year

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Diabolik Lovers LOST EDEN ー Mukami Prologue

ー The scene starts on the way home from school

Yui: ( I completely lost track of time while busy finishing all of my duties for the day (1) )

( I’m hungry as well, so I better hurry home...Ah! )

Hey, Ruki-kun!

Ruki: ...

Yui: ( Huh? I guess he didn’t hear me? )

ー Yui runs up to him

Yui: ...Ruki-kun?

Ruki: ...Aah, it’s you. My bad. I was a bit lost in thought.

Yui: Thinking about tonight’s dinner, perhaps?

Ruki: ...As if.

Yui: R-Right...! I’m a little hungry right now, so it just blurted out...

Ruki: ...You sure are carefree, aren’t you?

I’ll make pot-au-feu tonight. You should come grocery shopping with me.

Yui: S-Sure.

( ...I wonder if something is weighing down heavy on his mind? )

( He seemed a little out of it when I called out to him... )

ー The scene shifts to the supermarket

Yui: Check it out. They’ve got a food fair going on.

Seems like they’ve got fresh vegetables straight from the farm. Why don’t we use this opportunity to buy from the...

Ruki: ...

Yui: ...Ruki-kun?

Ruki: Ah...Right. Guess I’ll go have a look.

ー He walks away

Yui: ( I can’t help but feel like something is up with Ruki-kun today... )

( He keeps spacing out, I wonder what’s wrong with him? )

*TIMESKIP*

Ruki: ...They’re all organic, huh?

*Rustle*

Ruki: I have to admit, they seem to be on par with the vegetables and fruits from Yuma’s garden.

...

Yui: ( I can’t imagine that a Vampire such as Ruki-kun would be sick but... )

( I can’t help but be worried about him... )

...Is something the matter? Are you feeling a bit under the weather, perhaps?

Ruki: No, that’s not it. It’s just ... ーー

*Rustle*

Ruki: ...

Yui: ( He’s staring intently at the apple in his hand...? )

Ruki: ...Yui. Do you like your life here?

Yui: Of course I do.

...Ah, if you’re worried about the fact that I’m Eve, that has already been...

( I heard that the Sakamaki brothers have inherited Karlheinz-san’s powers but... )

( Right now, I would much rather stay together with the Mukami family. )

( I wonder if Ruki-kun was worried about me because of that...? )

Ruki: I see... ーー !?

ー Somebody bumps into Ruki

*Thud*

???: ーー !

*Thud*

Yui: ( Ah, the apple fell on the floor... )

Ruki: ーー Watch out. Look at where you’re going.

???: Ah, my bad.

*Rustle*

???: I’ll buy this apple. ...Problem solved, right?

Ruki: No thank you. I’ll be buying that oーー

*Rustle*

ー The mysterious guy takes a bite of the apple

*Chomp*

???: Nn...Nom...

Ahaha! Too bad! I already took a bite out of it!

Ruki: ...

Yui: ( He’s kind of creepy. He looks to be around the same age as us though... )

( Besides...I’m kind of worried about the man who has been standing behind him the whole time, staring directly at us. )

( Could they be friends? Or his older brother perhaps...? )

???: ...

Yui: ( ...Our eyes met!? )

Yuma: ーー Nn?

ー Yuma walks up to them

Yuma: What’s up, my dudes? Whatcha doin’ over here?

Yui: Yuma-kun...!

Ruki: Where do I even begin? This guy... ーー

...

Yui: ( The boy from earlier just vanished...!? )

( The guy standing behind him as well... )

Yuma: God, you’re makin’ zero sense. There’s nobody here.

Ruki, could it be that the exhaustion is gettin’ to ya and you’ve begun hallucinatin’?

Ruki: There’s no way...

Yui: E-Exactly. I saw that boy as well after all...

Yuma: Hmm. Is that so?

...But Ruki, for real mate, are ya alright?

If there’s anythin’ ya wanna share with us, hurry up and tell me already.

Ruki: There’s nothing, really.

Yuma: ...

Ruki: ...I’ll go pay for our groceries. You guys should wait outside.

ー Ruki walks away

Yuma: ーー Ah, oi!

Yui: ( Ruki-kun... )

Yuma: Haah...God, I’ve got myself one handful of a big bro.

*Rustle*

Yuma: Anyway, let’s step out for now just like Ruki told us. I’m sure ya get exhausted from bein’ ‘round all these people as well, right?

Yui: T-Thanks. But are you sure? Didn’t you come here for a reason...?

Yuma: Don’t worry ‘bout me. Since we ran into each other anyway, I’ll at least carry yer bags.

...Seems like Ruki already has plenty of worries of his own after all.

Yui: ( ...! Yuma-kun noticed... )

Yeah, thanks.

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts back to the road

Yui: ...Haah.

( Ruki-kun is taking an awfully long time... )

Yuma: ーー Idiot.

ー He flicks her forehead

*Smack*

Yui: Ow...!?

Yuma: Ya think that frown of yers will solve anythin’?

Yui: I-I guess you’re right. I’m sorry, Yuma-kun...

Yuma: ...But ya know what it is? Ruki tends to always keep everythin’ to himself.

I don’t understand what’s so bad ‘bout askin’ his brothers or you for advice tho.

Yui: Yeah...

Yuma: I can’t really relate to that. But I guess it can’t be helped since it hasn’t been that long since that guy kicked the bucket, huh...?

Yui: ...

Monologue

Ever since Karlheinz-san,

has passed away,

Ruki-kun’s started behaving somewhat oddly.

Of course, he considers him not just his life savior,

but also a father figure,

so we can hardly blame him for it...

However, I can’t help but feel,

that rather than him grieving over his death,

he seems distressed in some way.

Karlheinz-san’s overwhelming powers,

as well as the position of Vampire King,

right now...they have been entrusted to the Sakamaki brothers.

That might also be something,

which weighs down heavy on Ruki-kun’s mind.

Because the Mukami brothers,

were never even given the right,

to inherit his powers or the throne.

That was proven by the fact,

that they did not qualify,

to become Adam.

ーー Furthermore,

if you also consider the fact that I am Eve.

Then it only makes sense,

that it is my destiny to one day,

get together with whoever succeeds to become Adam amongst the Sakamaki brothers.

Yui: ( ...Still, I no longer intend to live my life as Eve. )

( It is the Mukami family who truly matters to me after all... )

Yuma: ーー Oh. Seems like he’s finally on his way.

Oi, don’t be spacin’ out now. Let’s go.

Yui: Y-Yeah...!

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts to the shopping district

Yuma: ...Is somethin’ goin’ on?

Yui: Yeah...I wonder what it is?

( A crowd of girls is holding their phone up to the sky and taking pictures? )

Ruki: Seems like that live broadcast (2) is to blame.

Yui: That is...Kou-kun!?

( Seems like it’s a commercial for some kind of mobile game. Kou-kun’s face is displayed on all of the screens. )

( Kou-kun’s so amazing. He really is incredibly popular...! )

Yuma: I feel like I haven’t seen his face in a while.

Ruki: ...It’s true that Kou has been passionately devoting himself to his job as of late.

He stays away from home for extended periods of time more frequently than before. I will not deny that, however...

Yui: ( ...It does feel a little lonely. We haven’t seen him for a few days now. )

( I miss him. )

ー Somebody suddenly covers her eyes

*Rustle*

Yui: ーー Kyah!?

???: Fufu, guess who?

Yui: T-This voice...

ー Kou suddenly shows up in front of her

Kou: Hey there, M-neko-chan~

You weren’t there when I got back home, so I came all the way here to look for you.

Anyway, Ruki-kun! Those bags...Are the groceries for tonight’s dinner inside of there!?

Ruki: Yes, exactly.

Kou: Are you perhaps making Vongole Bianco to treat me after all of my hard work!?

Ruki: ...We’re having pot-au-feu tonight.

Kou: Ehー? Rude! Why!?

Yuma: Hehe. Suck it up, mate.

Ruki: Maybe you should let me know when you will be back if you want to eat your preferred menu.

I wouldn’t go out of my way to cook Vongole Bianco when you’re not eating with us.

Kou: ...Fine.

Anyway...Where is Azusa-kun? He’s not with you guys?

Yui: Yeah. We all just kind of ran into each other by sheer coincidence...

Kou: Which means that Azusa-kun might be sitting all alone at home right now?

Hmー We better hurry home quickly or things could get sticky...

Yuma: Right. That guy tends to really take that sorta thing to heart...

Yui: Really?

Ruki: Enough with the chit-chat. Let’s go home already.

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts to the entrance hall of the Mukami manor

Azusa: Welcome home, guys.

Yui: We’re back, Azusa-kun. Sorry it took us so long...

Azusa: No. It’s fine...

Still, how nice you all got to walk home together...

Yui: ( ...This feels a little awkward. It wasn’t the intention to leave him out. )

Yuma: Don’t take it to heart, Azusa. We just happened to run into each other.

Kou: Exactly! I managed to spot them at the perfect time from inside the car because Yuma-kun’s so tall!

So it’s not like we were trying to avoid you on purpose, you see? Right, Ruki-kun.

Ruki: Of course. Don’t ask such silly questions.

Azusa: ...Yeah. Thanks, guys.

Yui: ( Thank god. Seems like he’s smiling again. )

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts to the dining room

Kou: Nn...Nom...Nnh...

Nn~ Delicious! Nothing beats Ruki-kun’s home-cooking! Ahー! Yuma-kun!

*Cling*

Yuma: Nn...Aah? What?

Kou: Over there on your fork! Don’t go snatching the chicken from my plate!

Yuma: As if I’d be so crazy as to eat anythin’ from yer plate. This piece was always mine.

Kou: Ehー? You’re lying! I’m positive about it!

Ruki: ーー Kou, Yuma. I’d appreciate it if you could try and dine in peace.

Why don’t you try and learn from Azusa and Yui’s table manners a little?

Yui: Eh? M-Mine...?

( I don’t think mine are good enough to set an example... )

Azusa: Here, Eve. This is for you...

It’s a slice of carrot cut into the shape of a heart...Isn’t it cute?

Yui: Fufu. Thank you, Azusa-kun.

Yuma: ...Haah. So we just gotta watch how Azusa flaunts his charm offensive.

Kou: I’ll just enjoy my meal...

*Cling*

Yui: ( It’s so much fun to eat all together. )

( If only these kinds of peaceful moments could last forever... )

*TIMESKIP*

Kou: ...Phew, I’m completely stuffed!

Azusa: Kou, you made a mess around the table. You have to clean up after yourself...

Kou: Hey, Ruki-kun.

Ruki: ...

Kou: Ruki-kun...?

Yui: ( He’s acting the same as before. )

Ruki: ...I’m sorry for not speaking up sooner.

...There is actually something I have to tell you guys.

Yui: Eh...?

Monologue

With a complicated expression on his face,

Ruki-kun delivered the news to us.

The information we received,

was reported to him by his Familiars...

ーー As we speak, their old home Eden,

is at risk of falling into ruin.

The others were at a loss of words,

by this sudden revelation.

The current situation,

in which Karlheinz-san has passed away,

and his powers were inherited by his sons of the Sakamaki family,

is having its effects on Eden itself.

On top of that, it appears that this state of disarray,

has led the Founders amongst other Demon species,

to start making concrete plans,

to steal the sovereignty over the Demon World away from them.

ーー The Demon World is amidst a true crisis right now.

Yui: ...No way...

( I can’t believe that Eden, the place they spent so much time, is about to be lost. )

( On top of that...The Sakamaki brothers are being targeted by many other Demons, aren’t they? )

( What to do? )

Kou: ーー Don’t worry, M-neko-chan. I mean, it’s none of our concern, is it?

We don’t owe those guys anything, so we don’t need to worry about them either, right?

Yui: ...Ugh...

Ruki: I agree. However...

That place which was known to be the epicentre of all magic was truly a Paradise.

Knowing that someone might overtake and destroy it is just very difficult for me to accept...

Kou: Ah...

Yui: ( Makes sense. I’m sure that place holds many memories for them... )

( I suppose that’s the reason why he had been acting off for a while now. )

Yuma: ーー But ya know, it’s not like that place is still a home for us to return to, right...?

In that case...

Azusa: I disagree...

Yui: Azusa-kun?

Azusa: I won’t deny...That this might not be the Eden we once knew.

But still...That place is filled with memories we shared with Karlheinz-sama and one another.

That’s why...I don’t think we can say it’s none of our concern.

Yuma: Azusa...

Ruki: ...

Kou: Right...

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts to the living room

*Thud*

Yui: ...Haah...

( In the end, dinner time ended without coming to a consensus... )

( But...Everyone’s having a hard time deciding because I’m here with them, right...? )

( Even though I have what it takes to become Eve. )

( I chose to stay here at the Mukami manor instead of remaining with the Sakamaki’s where a possible Adam resides... )

( Even though it was my own decision to be here... )

( It’s possible that the Sakamaki brothers are misunderstanding the situation and they think that it’s the Mukami family forcing me to do so and not giving me the chance to escape. )

( I mean...I’m kind of necessary...as an important factor for one of them to be able to awaken as Adam... )

( So if we go to Eden, it might not be easy to get them to work together... )

I wonder if it’s right for me to be here...?

ー Azusa approaches her

Azusa: Ah, Eve...

Yui: Azusa-kun, what’s wrong?

Azusa: I’m worried about you. I couldn’t leave you alone now...

*Rustle*

Azusa: This is...our personal issue. So there’s no reason for you to stress out over it.

Yui: Azusa-kun...

Azusa: Everything will be okay. So...Smile, please?

Yui: ...Thank you.

Kou: Ahーah. Azusa-kun stole all the glory.

Yui: Kou-kun...

Kou: This is our own decision.

If we want to gain something, then we have to give up something else in exchange.

...We’re all well aware of that, so you did nothing wrong, okay?

Yui: ...

Yuma: ...Haah. What’s with all the long faces?

It’s not set in stone that Eden will go to shit, right?

I’m sure there’s still plenty of stuff we can do, even if we can’t protect it directly?

Ruki: ...I guess we truly are brothers. We end up all sharing the same thoughts, whether we want to or not.

Azusa: Ruki...You were all worried about Eve...?

Yuma: Guess so. Can’t really turn yer back to someone who’s obviously feelin’ depressed, right?

Yui: Thanks, you guys...But I still think that...

Ruki: You want us to protect Eden?

Yui: ...

Ruki: ...In that case, I have a good suggestion.

I agree that everything comes at a price.

That is simply this world’s logic. And I don’t want to disregard that.

...However, I want to have the best of both worlds.

Yui: Eh...?

Kou: Wait, Ruki-kun!? Are you being for real!?

Ruki: Yes, of course.

I don’t plan on letting those Sakamaki’s have her. Of course, we’ll also keep Eden safe.

...I’m sure that’s how you all feel deep down as well, isn’t it?

Yuma: Hehe. As to be expected of Ruki.

Kou: Now we’re talking!

Azusa: Yeah...!

Ruki: Well then, we’ll leave this place tomorrow morning. Go and get your own things packed until then.

Yui: ...!

ー The screen fades to black

Yui: ( I had already made my resolve. )

( That no matter what happens, I refuse to leave himーー )

[ CHOOSE RUKI ] [ CHOOSE KOU ] [ CHOOSE YUMA ] [ CHOOSE AZUSA ]

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(1) At Japanese schools, they often do not employ (many) janitorial or cleaning staff. Instead, the students themselves are in charge of cleaning the classrooms, wiping the blackboard after classes, taking documents to the faculty room, etc. This is called 日直 or ‘nicchoku’ which literally means ‘day-duty’. Every day or week, other students are in charge of doing these tasks.

(2) Ruki uses the term ‘aurora vision’, which refers to the large TV screens you will often see on the sides of skyscrapers and other high buildings in big Japanese cities. They usually broadcast commercials and such.

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #ruki mukami #kou mukami #yuma mukami #azusa mukami #diabolik lovers translation #lost eden #lemukamiprologue

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dungeonmastertyrant · 2 months

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Everything Soup

Serves 4

Ingredients: 6 Tablespoons unsalted butter, 2 Teaspoons finely chopped fresh rosemary, 2 Garlic cloves, finely chopped, Kosher Salt, 1 Large yellow onion, chopped, 3 Rainbow carrots, peeled and diagonally cut into 3/4-inch slices, 1 Red bell pepper, cored, seeded, and cut into 3/4-inch pieces, 2 Large bay leaves, 1 1/2 Teaspoons finely chopped fresh thyme, or 3/4 teaspoon dried, 5 Cups low-sodium chicken broth, 1 Yukon gold potato (about 6 ounces), peeled and cut into 3/4-inch cubes, 4 Ounces green beans, trimmed and cut into 1-inch pieces, 1 Small leek, white and light green parts, halved lengthwise, thinly sliced, rinsed thoroughly, and drained, 3/4 Cup frozen corn kernels, 1 1/2 Cups (8 ounces) bite-size or shredded skinless pieces of home-cooked or rotisserie chicken, Freshly ground black pepper

In a small skillet over medium heat, melt 3 tablespoons of the butter. Add the rosemary, garlic, and a tiny pinch of salt and cook, stirring, until fragrant, 1 minute. Remove from the heat and set the skillet aside for the butter to infuse.

In a Dutch oven or large saucepan over medium-high heat, melt the remaining 3 tablespoons butter. Add the onion, carrots, red pepper, bay leaves, thyme, and 1 teaspoon salt and cook, stirring, until the vegetables soften, 5 minutes. Adjust the heat to medium-low, cover, and continue cooking, stirring occasionally, until the vegetable have released their juices, 8 minutes. Add the broth and potato, adjust the heat to medium-high, and bring the liquid to a simmer. Adjust the heat to very low, cover, and simmer until the potato is barely tender, 5 minutes, Add the green beans, adjust the heat to medium-high, and return the liquid to a simmer. Adjust the heat to very low, cover, and simmer until the green beans are barely tender, 3 minutes. Add the leek, corn, chicken, 3/4 teaspoon salt, and a few grinds of pepper; adjust the heat to medium-high; and return the liquid to a simmer. Adjust the heat to very low, cover, and simmer until the potato is fully tender, the green beans are tender-crisp, the leeks are wilted, and the corn and chicken are heated through, 3 minutes. Remove the bay leaves. Taste and adjust the seasoning with additional salt and pepper, if necessary.

Return the rosemary-garlic butter to medium heat to melt. Strain the butter through a fine-mesh strainer. Serve the soup, drizzling a teaspoon or 2 of the flavored butter on the surface of each serving.

Picture Credit: Nerdy Nom Noms

Source: Heroes Feast

#dnd recipes #dungeons and dragons #halflings

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Chives {Kyohru}

A/N: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS REQUEST i love fruits basket so so much i’ve been missing these guys so much and i missed tohru especially!!! i went with kyo bc i am a very big kyohru shipper lolol i hope you enjoy! make sure you’re drinking your water and have a lovely day/night!

Summary: Tohru’s cooking dinner, but Kyo discovers an ingredient he’d rather not have her add.

Word Count: 1k (under the cut)

It was a rather warm spring day at Shigure’s house. Tohru was cooking dinner and Kyo was watching television in the next room over. He was occasionally glancing at Tohru, noticing whenever she stopped humming to focus on cutting something or when she went, “Ta-da!” if she had done something special.

In reality, Kyo wasn’t watching television. That was just his excuse to be nearby Tohru while she worked. Kyo chuckled to himself after watching her drop a piece of carrot. She was quick to scoop it up and put it into the compost, but she didn’t miss Kyo’s little chuckle.

“Are you laughing at me, Kyo?”

Kyo cleared his throat, averting his gaze as she turned to look at him. He shook his head, gesturing instead to the television. “No, the show is funny.”

Tohru raised an eyebrow and walked over, looking at the screen. “The news?”

Kyo flushed and folded his arms, shaking his head. “W-Well, they said something funny, alright? Stop being weird.”

Tohru giggled. “You’re the one who’s being weird, Kyo.”

“Huh?” Kyo huffed, standing up. Tohru squeaked, backing up into the kitchen. She quickly turned around and busied herself with the rice. Kyo came up behind her, putting an arm on her waist as she squeaked again, looking at him with pink cheeks.

“Kyo! Be careful. You might–”

“I know, I know. What’re you making?”

“Just some curry. It was Shigure’s request for tonight.”

Kyo grumbled, looking at the pile of chives that was sitting on the cutting board, waiting to be chopped. “And those?”

“Hmm? Oh, the chives! Those are fresh from the garden… But they’re not going into the curry, don’t worry!” She quickly added on, making Kyo hum.

“They better not be… I can’t eat chives, y’know,” Kyo mumbled, leaning his head against the crook of Tohru’s neck. She stiffened, not used to Kyo being so physical.

Tohru huffed playfully, nudging Kyo with her elbow while she picked up the chives. Kyo cringed as she waved them near his face a bit, chuckling. “What would you do if I did put these in? They’re not poisonous.”

“If you put those in, I wouldn’t eat anything you make ever again.”

Tohru laughed. “I doubt you would be able to do that,”

Kyo grumbled. “Well, if I couldn’t eat your cooking, I’d have to eat something else.”

Tohru hummed, her attention going back to the vegetables on the cutting board. She set down the chives, about to pick up the knife to cut them when Kyo leaned closer to Tohru’s neck. He pressed his lips against her neck, then gently began to nibble. She froze, heat rushing to her cheeks as giggles immediately began to bubble up in her throat.

“Nom, nom,” Kyo said as he nibbled Tohru lightly, making her finally squeal as she began to squirm.

“Kyohoho! Dohohon’t!”

“Don’t what?”

“Dohohon’t eat mehehe! I’m not tahahasty!”

Kyo chuckled, using his hands to lightly tickle her waist as she folded against the counter, giggling profusely. “You’re tastier than those chives. And if that’s what you’re making, I’m not eating it.”

“Nohohoho! Wait– Wahahait, not thehere!”

Kyo shifted into a somewhat awkward position to avoid Tohru bumping into him. He moved beside her, still tickling her as she slowly fell down against the counter. Kyo chuckled, noticing that it was almost like she was melting into a puddle as she fell slowly to the floor.

He fell with her, tickling her sides and pinching at her hips as she squealed and laughed, turning bright red as she didn’t even try to push him away, only squirming against his offending hands. She shrieked when he started to tickle her tummy, and only then did she start to swat at his hands.

“Kyohoho! It tickles! Plehehehease, nohohoho!”

“It’s supposed to tickle. Would you prefer I tried to eat you again?”

“Nohoho! I’m not foohoohood, I’m Tohohohru!”

Kyo held back a laugh at how silly she was acting. She always ended up saying funny things whenever she got tickled, no matter who was tickling her. He scribbled his hands across her tummy, making her squeak and nearly fall over as she jolted away from him.

“Plehehease! I neeheed to– to finish dinner!” She whined, twisting away from Kyo as he went back for her sides, squeezing them as she held onto his wrists to try and pry them away.

Kyo huffed in resignation and pulled his hands away. “Alright, I’ll cut you some slack. But only because you’re making dinner.”

Tohru wheezed as Kyo let go of her, gently rubbing her back as she still giggled softly, twitching when his hand ran too close to her sides. She turned her head to look at him, trying to muster up a glare. Her glare was pointless, though, because her cheeks were flushed pink and her lips were stuck in a goofy grin.

“I’m gonna have to put extra chives in your serving now, Kyo!”

“What?! No you’re not!”

Tohru laughed, squealing when Kyo squeezed her hips suddenly. “Ohohokay! I wohohon’t add any chives! No more tickles!”

He helped her up and she dusted off her apron. She sighed happily before going back to the vegetables, but Kyo didn’t leave her side as she continued to work. “You don’t have to watch to make sure I don’t add the chives, Kyo. I promise I won’t!”

Kyo hummed, laying his head on her shoulder. “Thank you, Tohru.”

He tilted his head and pressed a light kiss against her neck, making her stiffen. She quickly busied herself, sputtering. “Stop kissing me there, it tickles!”

Kyo chuckled, pulling his head away as he rubbed her head. “It’s not my fault. You’re just too ticklish.”

Tohru whined and grabbed the bundle of chives again, making Kyo shriek. She laughed as she waved it in his face, making him jerk away as he tried to avoid them. She set them down and went back to dinner as Kyo stood next to her, occasionally offering to help. The two of them chatted while she cooked, giggling and sneaking a few more ticklish kisses.

#fruits basket #tohru honda #kyo sohma #kyohru #tickle fic #1k event #cadetsfanfictionblog12

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fortheloveofnutrition · 1 year

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Inspired by my last post- I said I was going to make soup in my InstantPot and here we are. It's not a professional photo but it is Authentic. This could be you!

I stumbled upon This recipe from a website called 365 days of Crock pot; it's basically all the InstantPot and crockpot recipes you could want. It just so happened that I had all of the ingredients for this "Clean Me Out Soup" on hand so I thought, why not, it's winter after all. Plus, I prefer my recipes as simple as possible for minimal effort and this one was beyond easy! I followed the instructions but made a bunch of easy substitutions.

in the InstantPot I sautéed oil and a generous sprinkle of Nom Nom Powder since I didnt have onions. Switch over to the soup function and add the ingredients. I added a bag of California blend frozen veggies because that's the only carrots I had, chopped a few fresh mushrooms from the fridge, used garlic salt because that's the garlic I had, tossed in a heaping handful of frozen kale, half a fresh squeezed lemon and then all the spices the recipe called for plus a bay leaf. I even used better than bouillon to make broth in a separate pot on the stove and then poured it on in when the broth step said add broth.

It was done so quickly and all the veggies were tender and cooked through having lent their flavor into the broth. I ate the entirety of what I made and felt so good about every single bite. It was delicious. While the soup didn't exactly "clean me out" I sure did get a lot of vitamins and nutrients from all those tasty vegetables. 10/10 highly recommended.

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veggiewytch · 1 year

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Dinner! @nasoya Thai Basil Vegetable Dumplings and @mrsvitale garlic sautéed spinach with homemade dipping sauce (soy sauce, fresh ginger, sesame oil and white pepper) #noms #sogood #vegan #vegetarian #thaibasildumplings #garlicspinach https://www.instagram.com/p/CabJU32s69O/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#noms #sogood #vegan #vegetarian #thaibasildumplings #garlicspinach

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gwydionmisha · 2 years

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Personal: Tomato Season Begins

It's been an exhausting week. I had a ton of RL, I am bad in the heat, and I am still in the aftermath of the extreme pain incident, though noticeably improved. I haven't gotten around to scheduling the blood work follow up due to various alarms and excursions, but I can intuit some of the results from the fact that when I went to get my prescription strength D, there were two other prescription strength vitamins waiting for me. No wonder I'm exhausted. We gave up taking me off the prescription strength D for half a year... half a decade ago? Longer? My levels drop as soon as I stop taking them. My chronic anemia was fixed by a drug I was on for a while years ago, but my body seems to have finally bounced back to it's natural state. The third one, I'm pretty sure is related to me not being able to chew as my main dietary source involves fresh vegetables, which inability honestly could be causing the anemia or making it worse also. (For someone not anatomically equipped to menstruate, it's a stupid problem to have. IDK, maybe vampires? sigh.)

Actually, the blood tests were not long after we finally got an oven again (Thank all of you who helped), and honestly the no oven and no chewing were a double whammy to my nutrition since last late Winter? Spring? I've lost track. It's certainly made protein hella challenging. I bet the tests captured my absolute nadir, but it really does explain why I'm still feeling pretty crap.

As of this writing, at the turning of Wednesday into Thursday, I am a week away from being able to chew. I missed so many salad's this summer. I have gone to bed hungry because I don't have the spoons to cook something soft and most of my emergency foods I would normally eat are dangerous. I fantasize about cheese and crackers. i fantasize about toast and sandwiches and pizza and caramels and nuts.

I have eaten the first garden tomatoes though. Two undersized volunteer specimens damaged by the fucked up weather patterns over the weekend, and one full sized perfect heritage tomato I nommed today despite the slight danger posed by the skin, all three fresh from the vine and sun warmed. the flavour was so rich...

I am not explaining this past week here, because most of the things aren't mine to talk about, just know that my found family look after their own.

#Personal

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localbizreview · 11 months

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Restaurant for Vegetarian Edmonds

Edmonds, known for its culinary diversity, is a haven for food enthusiasts seeking vegetarian-friendly dining options. With an array of restaurants that cater to vegetarian palates, the city offers a vibrant and exciting vegetarian scene. In this article, we will delve into the world of plant-powered dining in Edmonds, highlighting the exceptional dining experience at Caravan Kebab and showcasing the city's dedication to vegetarian friendly restaurants Edmonds.

Caravan Kebab: A Vegetarian Paradise

Caravan Kebab stands out as a true gem among the Edmonds vegetarian restaurants. With its commitment to providing exceptional plant-based cuisine, Caravan Kebab offers a diverse menu filled with mouthwatering vegetarian options that will tantalize your taste buds.

The restaurant's menu is all about the fresh and tasty locally-sourced ingredients that are used in every single dish! From flavorful salads bursting with colorful vegetables to hearty vegetarian kebabs infused with aromatic spices, Caravan Kebab takes vegetarian cuisine to new heights. Their creative and innovative approach to plant-based dining ensures that every dish is a delightful and satisfying experience.

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Edmonds' Vegetarian-Friendly Restaurants

Caravan Kebab is just one example of the many restaurant for vegetarian Edmonds. The city boasts a diverse culinary landscape that caters to vegetarians and vegans with open arms. Whether you're in the mood for Asian-inspired flavors, Mediterranean delights, or hearty American classics, Edmonds has it all.

From cozy cafes to upscale eateries, you'll find a variety of dining establishments that prioritize vegetarian options on their menus. The city's dedication to vegetarian-friendly dining extends beyond a token dish or two, with many restaurants offering extensive vegetarian menus or clearly marking vegetarian options for easy identification. This makes dining out in Edmonds a joy for vegetarians and ensures that everyone can find something delicious to satisfy their cravings.

Vegetarian-Friendly Cuisine: A Growing Trend in Edmonds

The rise of restaurant for vegetarian Edmonds reflects a larger trend towards plant-powered dining and a growing awareness of the benefits of a vegetarian lifestyle. Many folks are jumping on the vegan train, for reasons like health, ethics, and saving the planet. Because of this, dining spots that cater to herbivores are on the rise. Edmonds has responded to this demand by cultivating a diverse and vibrant vegetarian scene that caters to all tastes and preferences.

If you're into veggie delights or just craving some innovative plant-based noms, then Edmonds is the spot for you. Get ready to have your taste buds rocked! With its array of Edmonds vegetarian restaurants, including the exceptional Caravan Kebab, Edmonds has established itself as a hub for plant-powered dining. Visit Edmonds and immerse yourself in the vibrant vegetarian scene that continues to thrive in this culinary haven.

Are you craving some vegan goodness? Look no further than Caravan Kebab in Edmonds! Our Mediterranean-inspired menu is packed with delicious options that are sure to impress your taste buds. Check out all of our offerings on our website at https://bestvegan.restaurantinedmonds.com/. Ready for a scrumptious adventure? Reserve your spot or place an order w

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reviewinglocalbusinesses · 11 months

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Restaurant for Vegetarian Edmonds

Caravan Kebab: A Vegetarian Paradise

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Edmonds' Vegetarian-Friendly Restaurants

Vegetarian-Friendly Cuisine: A Growing Trend in Edmonds

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doggiefooditems · 1 year

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Can dogs eat Doritos? Everyone enjoys unwinding occasionally. However, there comes a time when you need to be alone, regardless of how busy the world is around us. There's nothing quite like the sense of having nothing to do, whether reading or playing board games. Breaking open a box or bag of snacks only enhances the experience that pretzels, chips, popcorn, or whatever our favorite nibbles are; time-honored additions are the act of taking a break. Of course, taking a break wouldn't be the same without food. Due to its satisfying crunchiness and the company's extensive selection of different flavors, Doritos has a solid reputation as a snack food. These range from more recent, unusual flavors to traditional cheese flavors. Tip for Dog Food You're like most dog parents if you want to provide your dog with the best food possible. Even for picky eaters, these are some of the best choices for fresh food. Enter your dog's weight at the checkout, if available, to receive lesser quantities. You can sample Nom Nom or The Farmers Dog only when you use this, along with the trial vouchers below. Soon after you've taken a seat, your dog can start to watch you move into position or realize you're not there and run to you. It won't be long before he asks for some of your goodies whether you like your pet cuddling up to you. What Risk Is There? Although it shocks many new pet owners, it has long been established that many common spices from your kitchen shelf are potentially lethal to dogs. The major risk in Doritos lies in the characteristic flavoring powder that produces the hot, spicy taste we all enjoy. Garlic and onions should be avoided as they might seriously disrupt your digestive system. Additionally, nutmeg might disturb the nervous system of your dog, which may result in harmful consequences. Despite being harmless, most spices can cause allergies in dogs. They are more sensitive to spices' flavor than people. Salt is one of the most common spices in almost every household, which can quickly dehydrate dogs or create urinary issues if given too frequently. Even without all of this, crisps are hardly a nutritious diet because they are manufactured from starchy components that have little nutritional value to begin with, and are processed in a way that deliberately increases the number of empty calories they contain. Chips may be tasty, but parents have referred to them as junk food for years. Positive News You don't have to take your dog to the emergency room whenever they snag a dropped chip behind your back. The amount of toxic ingredients in each Dorito is significantly less than what would be required to harm dogs over the long term. A chemical alternative that enhances flavor better withstands the heat of manufacture and has a longer shelf life. The substitute powder has no hazardous components. However, it is not any healthier than natural spices. Dogs will find Doritos more appealing as a result. Can dogs eat veggies? Dogs are omnivores, so they don't need fruits or veggies in their diet, although they can occasionally have them as treats. Fresh vegetables are portioned into meals in fresh dog foods as well.

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rabchunter · 1 year

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Tonights Food Heaven pics and video 📸

Not done one of these for a while, since Christmas and New year break my feet hit the ground running, I have met myself coming back a few times I telle lol 🤣

It's been ghastly weather here in the UK, torrential rain and high winds, wet cold that eats into your bones 🌧️❄️

There's only one thing that warms me up and that's good food and a glass of port, well that's two things but you know what I mean 💪🙏

A good Ole fashion Beef Stew and Herby Dumplings (Dough Boys) with all local beef from the village butchers and fresh dug root vegetables from my farmer friends garden nom nom nom 😋

With some fresh crusty tiger bread from the village baker's for mopping up the gravy too 🧑‍🎨

Washed down with a fine glass or two of wonderful Port, that warmed me right up and I glowed like the embers of the fire 🔥 whilst the wind blew a hooley and the rain lashed down outside 🌧️❄️🌬️🌪️

Even Goose enjoyed his in his bowl as he collapsed saying stick a fork in me Dad I am done 🐾🐶😋

Now That's Eating Like A Country King 👑🧑‍🍳🙏💪🐾🐶⚔️🛡️🧔 www.theolehedgecreeper.co.uk

#theolehedgecreeper #goosethecockerspaniel #foodheaven #foodporn #thekingeatsfirst #thekingdrinksfirst #countrykitchen #countryking #bathradio #radiobath #radiocookingshow #radiofoodlive #radiochef #beefstew #beefstewanddumplings #crustybread #dumplings #doughboys #port #porto

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Hetalia: Axis Powers Episode #34 Transcript

This episode has Italy's combat record, Germany as a tourist in Italy, the origin of nikujaga, and drawings.

Italy: Hmmm…emhm.

Japan: Hey, Italy. What is that you’re looking at?

(Italy: Huh?)

Italy: Oh, this? My combat record!

Japan: Oah!

(Italy: Mmpf!)

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{Caption: Germany came to Italy for a little sightseeing}

Germany’s thoughts: It’s so sunny…is every day like this in Italy? I can feel the liveliness of the city. They’re singing wherever I go…now I understand why Goethe chose to immortalize this place in his poetry. If I could live in such a beautiful land, I would spend my days drinking and singing as well! I have an idea! Perhaps, while I am here, I should pretend as though I am Italian! I think I will fit in with the locals very well!

Germany: Huah!

Germany’s thoughts: Wunderbar…I will buy fruit from this man!

(Wunderbar: Wonderful → German)

(Romano: Si, si, grazie!)

(Si, si, grazie!: Yes, yes, thank you! → Italian)

Germany: Ciao! Pronto! Quanto costa?

{Caption: Hello. How much is this?}

Romano: Huahuahuah…

Germany: Ha…hahah…

Romano: Ciao, ciao!

(Ciao, ciao!: Hello, hello! → Italian)

Romano: Just…take it, please; they’re on the house!

Germany: Seriously?! Grazie!

(Grazie!: Thank you! → Italian)

Germany: Sehr gut…these Italians are surprisingly generous!

(Sehr gut: Very good → German)

Germany’s thoughts: I love this country…besides its general wussiness, there isn’t a thing about this place I don’t like.

Romano: Ehehehehehe…

Germany: Hahahaha!

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Romano: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

Japan: The son of Mr. Yoshida---he’s a bento shop owner---made Axis themed lunches for us. Would you like one? He actually made them specifically with our three countries in mind. Mine has rice with a pickled plum on top!

Italy: Yucky, that sounds tasteless! So, what does mine have in it?

Japan: Yours is pasta with a lovely stewed tomato sauce. For dessert, some zuccotto.

Italy: Yeah! That sounds good!

Germany: Do I get some?

Japan: Of course you do! You are a part of the mighty Axis as well! For you.

Germany: Auh…auh…

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Japan: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

Japan’s boss: Hey, Japan, what are you making for dinner tonight?

Japan: I’m cooking potatoes in broth along with fresh mountain vegetable.

Japan’s boss: I had some beef stew at Britain’s house once. Can we have that instead?

Japan: What? You want me to make British food? But it is so bland!

Japan’s boss: Thanks! I knew you’d do it!

Japan: What kind of fool want food from Britain when they could have something delicious I make? I can make better stew than Britain! I have the finest palette in the world! I am not certain how to make, but it will be better than anything from that tasteless island! Let me see, I will need beef, potato, a carrot…what else---a noodle! Soy sauce to make brown…wait, this doesn’t look right! Sir, stew is complete!

Japan’s boss: See? I knew you could do it!

Japan: I apologize if it is not correct.

{Caption: This is the dish later known as nikujaga}

Man [narrating]: This is the dish later known as nikujaga.

Japan, Japan’s boss: Nom nom…

Japan: I love it!

{Caption: Big Discovery!!}

Japan’s boss: Delicious!

Britain: YAHHH!

{Caption: Nikujaga}

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Britain: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

America: Dude, rock out, I am awesomely the first one here! Now I can say…

Dream America: Say! Aren’t you running a little late?

America: Those losers are gonna totally feel, like, completely stupid, yo! Uah…

America’s thoughts: It’s Britain!

Britain: All right! That should do the trick! Hm!

{Text on blackboard #1: Italy}

{Text on blackboard #2: Germany}

{Text on blackboard #3: Japan}

America’s thoughts: The portraits…Britain was drawing them the whole time?!

(America: Auh…auh…auh…)

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America: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

China: What’s up with these weird drawings?!

France: They’re even worse than our actual animation! Who drew this crap? It does not capture the essence of my natural beauty!

{Caption: Pickax}

Britain: Yes, and I have a unibrow for some reason.

China: I think the ones at the bottom are best.

Russia: If that one is supposed to be of me…I’ll hack it out with my pickaxe!

China, Britain, France: You’ll what?!

America: Uhhh…well, that’s just annoying! Why would someone choose to draw us in such a fashion?! It’s unforgivable really! How dare that mysterious person flexibly express all of our individual characteristics with skilled sketches using boldly formed, innovative, and cutesy American pop art styles he probably learned in New York City!

{Caption: Blah, blah, blah, blah…}

Britain: So it was you.

China: You an ass!

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America: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

China: That’s unacceptable! I will draw all the portraits from now on!

America, France, Britain: Auh…uh…

(Russia: Hmhmhm!)

America, Russia, France, Britain: China…you’re a chick?!

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Kumajiro: You are?