#anti edward/jacob

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Hello, I hope you’re well. Genuine question, I know it’s joked about quite a lot, but what do you think Edward’s reaction would’ve been if at some point (probably before we get to breaking dawn), Bella had suggested that Edward, Jacob and her were in a polyamorous relationship. She loves both of them and she just can’t choose, so she decides that’s the only solution? Likewise, how would Jacob have taken it? (I imagine not quite as badly as Edward?)

For the Love of a Woman by me and @therealvinelle

Leech in the Rain by me and @therealvinelle

Caveat

This wouldn't happen both because it didn't and because that's not really what Bella wants. Bella's in this weird situation where Edward and Jacob are both gaslighting her into believing she wants a sexual relationship with Jacob. Now, she does find Jacob attractive, and she is very emotionally close to him, and things are deeply awkward at the wedding when they slow dance in a way that would have had me raising my eyebrows had I been there in person, but that doesn't seem to be what Bella wants from him.

What she wants from Jacob is for him to remain her best friend and emotional support. Jacob is the one who insists this is a romantic love, that she loves him as much as she does Edward, while Bella goes "... nooooooo I think it's difffereeeeeeeent" and neither Edward nor Jacob listening to her about it for their own reasons.

Add to that that Bella's terrified of jeopardizing her relationship with Edward. She will (and did) absolutely drop Jacob to keep Edward, 100%. Jacob makes it clear many times, even leaves town, and Bella agrees to marry Edward and turn into a vampire knowing Jacob has said he will be out because she can't lose Edward.

She's not suggesting to Edward that she actually does want to sleep with another man, let alone Jacob, who Edward has accused her of wanting to/wanted her to be with Jacob instead of him. This could cause their relationship to collapse, the Cullens to move, and Bella to not become a vampire.

And of course, that Jacob was very clear that he despised Edward/vampires in general and could barely tolerate let alone sleep with one.

It was very clearly made into an ultimatum: Bella could not choose both.

So, Bella chose Edward.

(The caveat to this caveat is that Jacob and Edward might suggest this: in which case Bella would cry, end up having to get turned by Carlisle, and Jacob/Edward takes off.

The other caveat being Leech in the Rain when Bella is safely turned but her life has utterly imploded, Edward's falling apart emotionally, and her seeking comfort from Jacob turns into "let's make a threesome tee-hee")

But She Does It

Bella summons her courage after having been made to believe she wants both Edward and Jacob sexually. She's an unconventional modern girl, marriage is stupid anyway, and she's in true love with Edward and Jacob in different ways but the same way so that's all okay. You can't choose love, you know?

So, Bella deep into the night comes up with the solution: she will fuck them both and live happily ever after.

This idea lasts 0.01 seconds.

Edward says "no" firmly. He wants to get married to have sex with her/before he turns her, he doesn't want to sleep with Jacob, don't be ridiculous Bella.

However, Bella, if you do want to choose Jacob, Edward will disappear out of her life like the morning mist never to have existed in the first place. He loves Bella, of course, but he believes she should live a human life and Jacob is technically better for her. Even if she loves Edward, she should choose Jacob. Woe.

Bella backtracks hard.

Then Edward backtracks because actually...

To have a relationship with Jacob, Bella would need to be human. If Edward has to suffer being in the room and watching them go, he'll do it, if it keeps her human. Jacob, too, might go for it so long as Bella will remain human even if it means sharing.

Jacob, while reluctant, is eventually amenable as he too would do nearly anything to keep Bella human.

We end up in a For the Love of a Woman variant, where Bella quickly realizes she doesn't like this, as Jacob and Edward are talking about her only fucking Jacob in front of Edward while he does nothing and Bella stays human.

No amount of backtracking gets Edward and Jacob to go back to the way things used to be.

Bella ends up having to dump them both, becomes a vampire, and is very sad.

#twilight #twilight meta #twilight headcanon #twilight shipping #twilight renaissance #bella swan #jacob black #edward cullen #bella/edward #anti bella/edward #bella/jacob #anti bella/jacob #edward/jacob #anti edward/jacob #bella/edward/jacob #anti bella/edward/jacob #shipping #meta #headcanon #opinion #for the love of a woman #leech in the rain #vinelle #therealvinelle

[kwop-kilawtley]

EVERYTHING we love about bella is stripped away by Edward and vampirism. Her clumsiness, her blush, her brown eyes. The way she loves the sun and Arizona. She loved to cook and now she will never eat again. She hated the cold and now she is cold stone. Edward discards her truck and replaces it with a brand new Mercedes’ she didn’t even like. Which always felt like symbolism to me. Some may see it as an upgrade, as a nice gift… but Bella never wanted it. Think of how EXCITED she was to get that truck and how uncomfortable she was then with the Mercedes. If Bella wanted an upgrade, SHE SHOULDVE PICKED THE CAR. But no.. Edward literally just DISCARDED IT. Bella never liked flashy things or parties but now she’s subjected to that forever.

I think it’s fucking insane that people will say theyre Team Edward cause they’re not “anti-choice.” What did y’all read bc….. what. Just because Bella chooses to be a vampire? To die? She was OBSESSED with the easy way out. She was obsessed with Edward cause they were trauma bonded and she had such horrific self esteem. Just cause Bella chose to be a vampire doesn’t make it a good thing. It is a tragedy and always will be to me. Unless you never gave a fuck about her as a human I suppose. 😗✌️ Bella is an unreliable narrator and was under vampire thrall. Bella was severely traumatized by Edward and felt worthless as a human. Bella had a chance to grow with Jacob and she WOULD HAVE. But she would have PTSD that she could work through. You may be like “she would’ve never gotten over edward.” Yeah she would’ve and she would’ve realized that him haunting her was all Stockholm syndrome.

I’m not “anti choice” for acknowledging Bella’s choice was the wrong one. ExB’s relationship ruined lives, killed people, put the wolfpack through literal HELL and eventually enslaved the wolfpack to them. All for “love” LMAO! It wasn’t love, it was obsession, bloodlust, trauma bonding, low self worth, co dependency.

Anyway. I started a Breaking Dawn rewrite fic where Bella realizes all this shit and heals.

#team jacob #twilight renaissance #twilight #jacob x bella #bella x jacob #team Edward #anti Edward Cullen

[simsim54]

edward: *lying on the floor* I miss jacob jasper: he's been gone 5 minutes edward: *sniffs* I miss my jake emmett: he's gone to the fucking shop edward: *full on crying* I miss my alpha jacob: *walks through the door* honey, i'm home edward: fuck you mutt, didn't notice you were even gone

#jakeward #edward cullen #jacob black #jasper cullen #emmett cullen #twilight #team jakeward #robert pattinson #taylor lautner #youtube #relatable #for my jakeward heart #rarepair #team anti bella swan #the twilight saga #edward x jacob #jacob x edward #eclipse #new moon #breaking dawn #twilight saga #stephanie meyer #shapeshifter #alpha jacob black #fantasy #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 #spilled ink #gay

[personalheroin]

idk.. the way edward talks to bella is so degrading. he really treated her like she was incapable of making responsible decisions (shes not, as later revealed to us but he didnt know that) I don’t see how anyone could like Edward. If a man treated me like that i would avoid him like the plague. If i saw him in my fucking bedroom?? I’d file a fucking restraining order. What the hell makes you think i’d let this disrespectful ass bitch watch me sleep? EVEN IF HE WASNT MEAN TO ME, SOMEONE, A STRANGER, COMING INTO MY BEDROOM TO WATCH ME SLEEP IS ALWAYS MEGA CREEPY.

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight saga #jacob black #edward cullen #bella swan #twilight renaissance #team jacob #anti edward cullen #anti edward #the twilight series #twilight revival

[goldrushenthusiast]

I could talk about how if you’re team Gale or team Peeta and your views on each character & their relations to Katniss show who YOU are, and how YOUR view of a character can be very telling forever, but I don’t think y’all are ready for that conversation yet lol

#and this works with any character #while it does vary #especially between other love triangles with less obvious choices #and between people to a degrees #it’s generally a good indicator of your personality #thg #the hunger games #peeta mellark #anti gale hawthorne #gale hawthorne #katniss and peeta #katniss everdeen #katniss and gale #team Edward #team Jacob #teams

[ginwhitlock]

“Guts” by Julia Armfield

#not anti edward just obsessed with the huanting of bella swan #jacob doesnt fix her! the horror isnt over! ever! she just thinks it is #the horror can never leave bc the horror is love and knowledge' #twilightedit #twilight #mine #edit #bellaswanedit #bella swan

[felixschokehold]

It's still baffling to me that Edward just abandons Bella knowing Victoria would eventually be back to kill her. With his doubt in the wolves, there's not an excuse of, "well he knew she'd have some protection".

No, he didn't know and Alice didn't know either.

#what a stupid teenager #edward cullen #not an anti lol #i just cant deal with some of his.... choices #my post #own post #twilight saga #not team edward and not team jacob

[araneaserketrystoohard]

Jacob imprinting in renesmee makes sense. IF SMEYERS DIDNT MAKE IMPRINTING A ROMANCE THIBG. Like if it was kinda like a protection thing or a completely and normal friendship bond it would make sense. Jacob cares for bella, he finally realizes he cant protect her the way he wants, he goes and tries to bond with renesmee instead. Giving her a good childhood away from the supernatural of the twilight universe. Like a cool uncle basically

#anti jacob x renesmee #jacob black #renessmee cullen #Edward cullen #Twilight saga #twilight #new moon #eclipse #midnight sun #breaking dawn

[bardessofcerridwen]

I just want to talk about Loki as a character within mythology, Marvel comics, MCU and other stories.

I don't have the biggest problem with discussing the Loki show ( not a huge fan, but I'll listen, to an extent), but I come on here, and I feel like 90% of the posts about Loki are about the whole 'S*lki vs. Lok*us' civil war y'all conjured up.

Even after the show is over, you guys are still fighting about this? Seriously?

Looks like I'm going to have to do some filtering.

#loki show #sorry folks but I never cared for either pairing #and large majority of you are hung up on fighting about it #I can't #I don't particularly hate Sylvie or Mobius #i just can't get with the whole ' team Edward team Jacob ' feel #loki #loki mythology #loki comics #don't come into this post picking a fight about it ok #anti sylki vs lokius

[darkcrowprincess]

Team Jacob thoughts:

I think because loyalty and abandonment are my big issues. I can never choose Edward(among other obvious reasons). If you want me to be your immortal vampire wife you better let me bring my whole family with me. Like the Cullens are not a family to me. And when it came down to it they followed Edwards lead and abandoned Bella. At least the wolfpack (before smeyer ruined it) felt for the most part like a family to me. The whole la push tribe felt like a family. The Cullens just feel so perfect and cold. Empty. Fake. A fake family. Im sorry but Edward is not enough for me to give up everything for. Not even remotely.

#anti cullens #anti team edward #team jacob #family #jacob black #wolfpack #my thoughts

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

What would happen if Edward got Jacob pregnant during For the Love of a Woman?

For the Love of a Woman by myself and @therealvinelle.

Beautifully, what you're talking about is the never to be written sequel in which we're playing by Two Men and a Baby rules where mpreg is possible and uh I guess Jacob can get pregnant too.

Why's That?

The timeline is too short. Remember that Edward and Jacob start their mad scheme a few weeks out from when the wedding is supposed to take place. While Edward and Jacob confront Bella immediately and come up with the plan, it takes several days/I think about a week for them to cross the line to actual real people sexual intercourse.

Then, instead of the wedding taking place, Bella fakes her death and they discover about a week after that (after doing the honeymoon) that Bella is now a vampire.

At that point the fic ends, Carlisle and Bella go to Volterra, Jasper gets dumped, Rosalie and Emmett take a vacation, and Esme, Jacob, and Edward are left behind with an implicit "don't contact us" from everyone involved.

In other words, I do not believe it was two weeks since Edward and Jacob started having sex. That was when Bella first started showing alarming symptoms.

They don't know by the time the fic ends.

Alright, Jacob's Pregnant

Neither Jacob, Edward, nor Esme have any idea that Jacob's pregnant. I would be alarmed if they did. Bella figured it out thanks to a creepy dream and tampons she never used in her luggage.

One day, shortly after the uh breaking up with the Cullens, Jacob starts vomiting everything he eats. His stomach is also looking weirdly puffy and is cold and hard to the touch.

The gang figures Jacob has the flu and Edward and Esme play nursemaid to him. Except... he's not able to eat anything all day. Edward having researched everything under the sun that Bella could possibly be stricken by, realizes that this is not good and they've past the point of "regular stomach flu" to "Jacob is severely dehydrated and must go to the ER"

Edward is very upset that his medical degree failed him in taking care of Jacob himself. He consoles himself that at least he recognized something was off enough to send him in.

Well, go to the ER Jake does but guess what they're also doing? That's right, they're checking for appendicitis, intestine issues, etc. And Jacob's stomach is being really weird right now. They try to do an ultrasound and uh, Jacob is a black box. There is a giant, black, thing that does not look like the usual organ placement and what the actual fuck?

Edward then realizes that perhaps going to the hospital was not a good idea. Carlisle never spoke about this other organ, but Carlisle didn't do ultrasounds on the wolves that were injured. Likely, this is a shapeshifter adaptation that none of them know about. Perhaps it's the organ that controls the actual shifting.

Regardless, Jacob can't stay in the hospital. The gang books it, Edward stealing IVs and fluid in the process, and Edward's back to hoping this is the flu and unable to tell what is going on.

Then the organ starts moving.

Edward really doesn't know what's going on now (as the doctors at the hospital weren't helpful either beyond their "WHAT THE FUCK?!" reactions) The idea that Jacob is pregnant is so farfetched to all involved (especially with the timing of it all) that neither think that.

Edward has no recollection of the wolves ever talking about these symptoms or thinking about them. He asks Jacob who says NO, NO HE HAS NEVER HEARD OF THIS BULLSHIT.

They call Leah.

Leah very reluctantly answers (really not wanting to, at all, in any way shape or form after the wedding) and hears them out. She hears, mysterious organ grown in abdomen type area, vomiting but not too much extended nausea, weird nudges and a very visible stomach that keeps getting bigger in that one place.

... Jacob sounds pregnant.

Does Leah want to tell him he's pregnant? She feels so ridiculous, on the other hand, she knows those two have been having sex and who knows what leech seed does to you.

"Jacob," Leah finally says, "You, ah, may be pregnant."

Edward notes that's impossible.

Leah asks how he knows that.

Men don't have any of the equipment necessary.

Jacob appears to have grown a uterus and god knows what else. Has Edward ever heard of this explicitly not happening? Edward hangs up, Leah is being stupid. Jacob agrees, Leah is being stupid, he has the flu.

The next day, Jacob's still vomiting, his stomach is bigger, and he starts asking Edward if maybe, perhaps, it's possible.

"No," Edward says, judging Jacob immensely for even thinking such a preposterous thing. Vampires are very much a sterile race, everyone knows this. They're undead for crying out loud!

Jacob, at this point, is feeling mildly pregnant with a demon baby and is not sure he agrees with that.

Also, all of Edward's info is from Doctor Cullen, who is a jackass, and Jacob wouldn't be shocked if the man was shockingly wrong about vampires having kids or just lied to his kids because he's a dick like that.

(Clearly, he and Esme could have had vampire kiddos the whole time! And Doctor Cullen just lied about it because he's a dick! And or gay, Jacob reluctantly acknowledges, since Dr. Cullen kind of announced to the universe that he was very gay.)

Edward doesn't want to agree with that, he still very much likes his father and is still not quite accepting that his father just dumped him, but he is frowning.

He decides to call Eleazar.

This, as you might imagine, turns into an impromptu road trip to the Denali coven where the sisters are overjoyed but also a little weirded out by this smelly pregnant man. Eleazar, of course, is living his best life as sex/medical expert and guru. Unfortunately, Eleazar doesn't want to say Jacob's pregnant (he'd know sleeping with a lot of men) but Jacob does appear to be pregnant (and Eleazar deep down acknowledges that the men he sleeps with... don't do well afterwards/don't stick around very long).

(Jacob is now clearly, visibly, starving and looking much like Bella did in canon. Only a week or two remains until the child eats through him, but Edward and the gang don't know that yet).

Point being, precious time is wasted as they, ever so reluctantly, conclude Jacob's pregnant.

Edward calls for an abortion, right now. Jacob's on board with this only to remember they don't have a doctor. Their doctor just vamoosed to Italy and Jacob hates him anyway.

Desperate, Jacob puts his faith in Edward's medical degree. "Come on, Edward, time to show you're just as competent as your surgeon dad". Edward feels confident, but deep down, he acknowledges he's never done a residency, never done a live surgery before, and Jacob has a womb somewhere in him that Edward has no idea where it is or how to avoid other organs in the way.

What if Jacob bleeds out? Edward has no blood to replace the blood he'll use. Edward's not even sure that Jacob can survive his new uterus being torn open? Oh dear god, what if his liver's in the way?

Eleazar promises that he can do the surgery. See, he's been studying Gray's Anatomy (he never clarifies whether this is the textbook or the TV show) and feels very confident.

Edward wants to call Carlisle, but his number's disconnected and he's off in Volterra anyway and Edward certainly isn't calling them. He has no choice.

He has to let Eleazar do this.

Long story short, the demon child survives its premature c-section, Jacob does not. As the child is probably not projecting thoughts yet, Edward kills it in a rage, as it/Edward himself murdered Jacob.

Edward goes to the wolves, asking them to please kill him (as Jacob was originally supposed to do this). They say no. He tells them he murdered Jacob. Sam... isn't sure what to do about that. He then threatens to eat the entire town of Forks if they don't. Sam, reluctantly and feeling very weird about this, kills Edward and hates everything.

#twilight #twilight renaissance #for the love of a woman #edward cullen #jacob black #edward/jacob #anti edward/jacob #meta #headcanon #opinion

[kwop-kilawtley]

“At LeAsT EdWaRd UnDeRStAnDs CoNsEnT”

You know you guys are talking about a guy who literally planned on murdering her, stalked her before they knew each other, snuck into her bedroom to watch her sleep, stalked her out of town, snooped through her things, made her do things she doesn’t want to do (prom, parties, wedding) disabled her truck, BROKE her truck to get rid of it even tho she loves it, told her she couldn’t see her best friend/true love bc he’s dangerous even tho his entire purpose is to protect humans from vampires and even tho his brother tried to kill her and every single near death experience she’s had is bc of vampires and him. 💀

#twilight renaissance #twilight #LMFAO #like I said RVERY post I see from an anti Jacob I will level out the playing field here #anti Edward Cullen #team jacob #jacob x bella #CONSENT KING LMFAOO what a joke tbfh #it was to protect her they say #ok LMFAOooo protect her from what???? why is she in this mess time and time again #oh yes bc of HIM #he’s a stupid fuck and his first mistake was pursing her #but go on talk about consent lmfao #team jacob is for bad bitches

[simsim54]

Edward: Black. Jacob: *overhears* Edward: Black? Jacob: *about to speak up* Edward: No, Cullen-Black? Edward: Jacob Cullen Or Edward Black Jacob: *from around a corner* Edward Cullen sounds much better if I do say so myself. Edward: How much of that did you hear? Jacob: *walks out* or you and I could be Cullen-Black. But I think we should plan this once we start dating Edward: Are you asking me out? Jacob: I don't know Mr. Cullen-Black, am I?

#jakeward #edward cullen #jacob black #jasper cullen #emmett cullen #twilight #team jakeward #robert pattinson #taylor lautner #youtube #relatable #for my jakeward heart #rarepair #team anti bella swan #the twilight saga #edward x jacob #jacob x edward #eclipse #new moon #breaking dawn #twilight saga #stephanie meyer #shapeshifter #alpha jacob black #fantasy #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 #spilled ink #gay

[personalheroin]

theres a potential i’m sick again and i took some nyquil so you know that that means!!!!!!!

Jacob Black Posting

New Moon (movie) did not do New Moon (book) justice. We should have gotten more Jacob and Bella content, that’s what the whoooollleeee fucking book was. It was Jake reviving Bella after Edward ruined her. It was Jacob and Bella falling in love with each other. It was small moments between them, like the spaghetti dinner on Jake’s porch. It was a proper romance. Normal and healthy. Rather we got a montage and small moments but not the important or valuable moments. The movie focused on Edward despite him not being a main character in it.

Idk. I hate Edward to pieces.

Enjoy a picture of my foster kitten Jacob Black

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight saga #jacob black #bella swan #team jacob #twilight renaissance #anti edward cullen #Anti Edward #jacob x bella #bella x jacob #twilight wolves #the twilight series #twilight new moon

[misandrygalore]

well well well

#team jacob #anti edward cullen

[cto10121]

“Twilight is about the least interesting characters in their universe—” Internet Tries To Understand How Romance Fiction Works Challenge Level Difficulty: Impossible

#🤮 #twilight #twilight meta #twilight renaissance #anti anti twilight #twilight clownery #watching youtuber reviews of midnight sun was a mistake #it’s not even true #bella ‘i refuse to be affected by the territorial disputes of mythical creatures’ swan???? not interesting???? #bella cracks me up constantly #edward is a big ball of edwardian angst #people even try to say jacob has no personality like 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #whatever your feelings towards jacob that shit is just pure clownery