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calpatine · 2 years
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Today’s dice: Bathtime Fun, rubber duckies in glittery snowglobes.
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I am a terrible masochist and it’s important to me that my snowglobes have excellent movement, so that means I make all my inclusions myself to hit particular measurements. In this case, that meant using magnifiers to painstakingly paint 8mm rubber duckies.
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SO WORTH IT, they turned out COMPLETELY ADORABLE.
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Unfortunately I had the epiphany after I demolded them that I should have used bubble beads instead of chunky glitter and now I’m mad about it. XD
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ruckis--rookie · 5 months
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Btw tomorrow Gera's going through trial by arena and is going to fight 10 enemies in a row after being charged with manslaughter (he assaulted a gaurd to be thrown in jail as retribution for the various hate crimes and attacks on Ruckis' mental well being) (accidently killed him after fracturing a rib with a single punch) (what did you expect from a vengeful hedonistic god with a mean streak if the peace is disturbed) wish me luck and bless my dice, I'm gonna need it (this is abt D&D)
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eueuesart · 7 months
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I got these dice (from foambrain games btw)
So I made this guy
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His name is Kronos and he’s a drow Druid with terrible social anxiety who wildshapes into a turtle when he gets overwhelmed.
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bunny584 · 2 months
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A Girl with No Name
A/N: This one shot POURED out of me. All because of this incredible art by @chu-cho Thank you for creating this masterpiece. Hope I can do your art justice. 
Ok, let me set the scene. Euphoria, SKINS, and Degrassi procreated in the basement of Kappa Alpha. Keg to the right. A designer tray of substances to the left. The boys in the middle. And you…you crack the whi— what? Who said that? 
CW: Frat AU, implied substance use, mature 18+, MDNI
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‘Ain’t a pill that I didn’t take’
Lyrics that feel too familiar tread water between Suguru’s ears. They glide along his skin. Which feels like silk, by the way. 
Silk.
Who ever made that is a Nobel laureate.  
‘Cause Imma sleep when I R.I.P.’ 
Euphoria. 
Who chose the lights?
They’re vivid. Swarming. Like the walls are a tile dance floor. Yeah. Light picker deserves a Nobel too.
“You are so fucked right now.” His best friend’s sharp ass voice dices his lucid thoughts to smithereens. 
“Shut up, Satoru.” He’s not wrong. 
“We took the same shit.” Suguru perches on the solo cup ridden kitchen island. Sitting is good. 
“Plus, I’m bigger than you.” 
“If you wanna compare dicks just say so.” Satoru sneers, he’s cockier when inebriated. 
In any other instance when Suguru is of sound mind, Satoru would’ve caught a jab to the chest. But two reasons why that can’t happen. 
One, he’s currently tripping balls. 
Two, you just walked in. 
Like you own the house. 
Maneuvering your body around the active pong table. Slipping past the chatty women gawking in their direction. Gearing for attack. Shifty and nervous, but the vodka cranberry is courage elixir. 
The boys have about 45 seconds to engage with said women or divert. 
But you are currently leaning over the counter reaching for a shot glass well out of your zip code. A little red dress on. All curves, no brakes. With an ass that could make anyone believe in God. 
Sorry, girls. Tonight, they are going to divert. 
Suguru catches Satoru’s heady gaze. No words needed. They share instincts. The boys have been in stride since the day they met. 
They saunter over to the counter you’re mounting. An easy reach for them both. 
“Didn’t realize your name was on the lease, princess.” 
Satoru plucks the double shot glass down from Mount Everest. Handing it over between two fingers. 
Still propped up on the counter with one knee, you peer down at them both. Letting the white noise of utter disinhibition drape the space between you. 
Suguru planned on softening Satoru’s blow, but then you smile. 
Cavalier and gorgeous.
Like it’s a golden ticket into spaces you don’t belong in. 
The answer to questions people don’t realize need asking. 
The cure for everything. 
And right now? It is. The cure.
Suguru stands stupefied as you brace yourself on his shoulders. Thank God his hands still know what to do. They snake around your tapered waist and pull you to solid ground. 
Speak, dumbass.
“You didn’t? It’s in the fine print.” Your voice beats him to it. And is fucking dessert. 
Bad for you. Horrible for you. But good in the way self-indulgence is.
You take your shot glass (really, anything in the house is yours if you want it). And steer away to the refrigerator.
Your absence jumpstarts Suguru’s out-of-commission brain. 
“Excuse him, he was raised by monkeys. Can I help you find something?” 
Suguru and Satoru reposition themselves behind you while you rummage. Bent over at the waist. Head nearly submerged in the pull out freezer. 
Are you doing this on purpose? 
Are you trying to be a cocktease? 
Satoru isn’t even attempting to stop eye-fucking you. 
Suguru pulls his tongue ring in and out of his teeth. Anything to stop ruminating on the melody of sounds that’ll fill the room when his hips slam into your ass repeatedly. 
“There it is,” you stand back to your full height. Triumphant. Jack Daniels in hand. 
Your eyes are pools of quicksand. Why else would Suguru’s mouth feel more stuck than his feet? 
“You’re a whiskey, kind of girl?” Satoru smirks, amused at your vice choice. 
Again, the boys follow your movements like two expertly trained German Shepards. Flanking you when you settle at the corner of the island. Meticulously over-pouring your first double shot. 
“I’m a good time kind of girl.” The way your slender neck tilts back is immoral. Throating the dark liquid like water.
…what else can that throat handle? 
“Okay, good time girl wh—“ 
“Listen.” You snip Satoru’s snide remark at its base. Leaving both of them silent. Watching. Waiting. 
“Brad,” you pointedly look at Suguru.
“And Chad,” eyes dagger into Satoru.
“Thank you for the warm welcome but I’m not interested in talking.” 
The back of your hand swipes against your full lips. And Suguru can’t seem to pull his eyes off of them.
Satoru, after a moment of stunned silence, lets out his laugh. The one that means you’ve won his undivided attention for the night. 
“Close, but no cigar baby. Try again.” Satoru leans onto his forearms. Tilting his intoxicated gaze up at you. 
“Right idea, though.” Suguru chimes in. Tongue finally deciding to work. 
“Ahh, I hear you loud and clear.” You retort, golden-ticket smile back on your face. 
Your nose wrinkles in feigned concentration and Suguru nearly passes out.
Are you really this hot? Or is he just that blasted? 
 “Preppy,” your hand cups Satoru’s face. And his Adam’s Apple bobs deeply. 
Good, Satoru is feeling this as hard as he is. 
“And Edgy.” Suguru gawks at the way your lips hang open after your snarky guess at his name leaves your mouth.
Satoru’s wolfish chuckle is what re-tethers Suguru to this dimension. How the fuck is he keeping up with you right now? 
“No, no. I got it.” You pipe up. 
Placing one hand over each of theirs. Suguru greedily intertwines his long fingers between your petite ones. 
“Thunder.” You squeeze Suguru’s hand and his soul nearly leaks out of his dick. 
“And Lightening.” 
Cotton candy dusts Satoru’s nose to his ears when you look up at him. Suguru can see the vulgar scenarios on cinematic repeat in his best friend’s mind.
And it’s tame compared to the ways Suguru wants to disrespect you. 
“We can work with that.” Suguru flashes a smile of his own. Purposefully keeping his tongue ring out of your view. 
“And what can we call you?” Satoru probes. Zeroed in because no one else in the room exists. 
Your hands return back to your side, and Suguru misses your warmth immediately. 
“No name.” 
Flippant. Lighthearted like what you said was normal. 
“What was that?” Satoru spurts out. Saliva bubbling in his half open mouth. 
You glide away from the kitchen. Into the den with bodies colliding. Walls thrumming. Lights strobing.
Delicate hands cup around your mouth. Turning back to face your new guard dogs. 
“Not here to talk, boys!” 
The three of you are interwined at the center of the crowded room in seconds. 
But time is warped.
Because Suguru is traversing Death Zone altitude on the mountain. And Satoru is swimming at Abyssal Zone depth in the ocean. 
You are the 8th cardinal sin. 
You writhe and undulate your curves in and out of their grasp. Gripping onto Satoru’s neck, strumming his undercut when he’s facing you. Winding your hips against Suguru’s crotch when he’s behind you. 
Suguru’s cock has never been this hard, he’s half worried it could snap in half. Hissing against your neck. Groaning behind your ear. So goddamn grateful for the music drowning out his desperation. 
But his skin is on fire. He can feel every vessel pulsate.
You are not a want. 
You are a need. 
“Need you.” Suguru gruffs in your ear. Flickering up to Satoru, who is mirroring his hooded gaze. 
Suguru watches your pretty hand trail down Satoru’s chest. Satoru rolls his bottom lip under his teeth. Apt nickname you chose for him, because there are lightening bolts in his eyes. 
“Take me upstairs,” you whisper back, tilting up to capture Suguru in your web. 
And he is so captured. So entangled. 
The boys lead you to Suguru’s bedroom in the frat house. Even though the walk felt like miles, exactly no time passes when you three close the door behind you.
Suguru’s lips magnet to yours. Insatiable in the way he sucks and pulls on your lips. Tongue tasting every corner of your sweet mouth. 
Satoru drops his head to the crook of your neck. Sucking bruises. Tracing his large grasp up and underneath your dress. No time or room for manners with how his cock is tenting against its weak restraints.
“So eager, boys.” You giggle in between their hungry kisses. 
And you’re right. 
It’s embarrassing, their display right now. 
But neither one of them have the capacity to stop. 
And hold it together. 
And lead. Like they both are used to. 
“Sorry,” Satoru grunts into the feminine slope of your neck. You let out an airy laugh when he starts to dry hump you. Tickling both of their incapable brains. 
You know Satoru is so far gone. 
And Suguru is trying to hold on to some semblance of dignity but his cock simply won’t let him. Not the way it’s drenching his sweats with need. 
“Take these off.” Melodic instructions fill Satoru and Suguru’s ears the minute you pull away from Suguru’s kiss. Your index finger hooked on both hems. 
As if your voice is a Pavlovian trigger, the boys step out of their pants and boxers. 
Rock hard. Desperate. Leaking. 
Your personal drones. 
Suguru can’t swallow the whimper that collides with Satoru’s whine when your hands drop to stroke both of them at the same time. Flickering your eyes between your two toys. Proud of the way their cocks are twitching and pumping beads of precum into your hands.
“God, pretty girl.”
“Fuck, princess.”
Satoru and Suguru are dizzy with heat. 
Just in time for you to drop to your knees. Dragging your closed, lipsticked lips along Suguru’s up curve.
“Please,” Suguru whispers.
You’re evil. 
And you ignore him. Dragging your soft, warm hand up the length of his shaft. Interjecting butterfly kisses in between. Working Satoru’s length in your other hand. Drawing punched out moans from the boys. Chests heaving. Clipped breaths. Pitiful. 
“On your knees, Lightning.” You beckon Satoru, while teasing his counterpart. 
Satoru doesn’t hesitate for a second. He couldn’t if he wanted to. Propped on his knees, he stares into the side of your face. Awaiting further instruction. 
“Kiss me,” you demand, circling your lips around Suguru’s sensitive tip for the first time. Evoking a loud hiss. 
Satoru’s eyes widen. Your words startle the breath out of him. 
The lights are dim but Suguru doesn’t miss the blossoming cherry red flush. Spreading along his toned shoulders.
Your wet lips dragging along his swollen cockhead pulls Suguru’s eyes away from his celestial best friend. 
“Mmmgh f..fuck baby,” Suguru chokes out at your slow, mean ministrations. 
“Don’t be shy, Lightening.” Your tongue tickles his lead pipe with every spoken word around his girth. 
Suguru’s eyes fall to your hand. Now working its way up Satoru’s length. His core involuntarily curls into your sudden touch. Gossamer thin whine tumbling out of his lips. Suguru catches the way Satoru digs his fingernails into his milky skin. 
And his cock twitches against your lips at the sight. 
“Kiss me,” You beckon Satoru again, dragging your tongue up Suguru’s length. 
“I—I…“ Satoru stammers. Hips stuttering against your fist. Static fills Suguru’s head. 
He’s never seen him this docile. This pliant. It’s a mind fuck. 
No, no. 
The way Satoru pulls his eyes up to meet his gaze in that moment is a mind fuck. 
Is he hallucinating?
It’s like Suguru is seeing Satoru for the first time. 
Instead of being side by side, he’s across the street. Catching a glimpse of a God. Walking amongst men. 
Satoru’s expression has earned permanence in his brain. Snowy halo of hair. Long, palatial lashes fanning the Aegean Sea in his eyes. A mosaic of lust, desire, a little shame. 
Seeking permission.
Seeking approval. 
He is otherworldly. 
Vulnerable and soft. On his knees. Needy. It makes Suguru want to ram his cock past those pouty, swollen lips. 
But..but that’s wrong. Right? 
They’re best friends. Fucking soulmates. They don’t..they don’t do that. 
But the way he’s pouting.
God. 
Glassy eyed and helplessly turned on. Rutting his hips into your hand. 
Fuck. 
“Fuck,” Suguru mutters. A surge of his arousal landing on your tongue. Eliciting a breathy giggle in response. 
Followed by an out of body experience for the next few minutes. 
Suguru’s hand wires into Satoru’s cloud soft locks. Gentle grasp between the slender webspaces. 
“So pretty.” He rasps through the nails in his throat. 
Satoru’s pupils blow out at the praise. All but purring into his touch. Suguru barely applies any force and Satoru crashes his lips onto yours with Suguru’s thick head in between. 
Filthy. 
Nasty dirty vulgar sounds fill the room. Suguru’s constant stream of precum dripping onto your tongue, Satoru’s tongue. Raining down on your puffy, full tits.
You two exploring each other’s lips. 
Satoru’s angry length, squelching against your hand. 
It’s too much. It’s too fucking much. 
“Such a good boy.” 
Your dulcet voice is a tornado decimating Suguru’s brain. He has to blink a few times to realize that the praise wasn’t meant for him. 
It was directed at Satoru. 
Who is desperately — eagerly — throating Suguru’s dick. Nose flaring. Diamond tears rolling down his blushing cheeks. Unintelligible garbles dribbling out the corners of his mouth. 
“Sa—Satoru, mmgh, god shit, shit.” Suguru’s hips take a cruel pace down his Person’s throat. 
“Mmm, Satoru.” You murmur into his ear. Tasting your new discovery. 
“Look how much Thunder likes fucking that mouth of yours.” 
Satoru’s tears splash against Suguru’s sex. But he opens his throat anyway. Swallowing his rod. Filthy bulge in the column of his throat. 
“Ahh, god..baby..” Suguru huffs when your devilish little hands tug at a palm full of his hair. 
When did you get next to him?
Doesn’t matter. 
Yet another natural disaster destroys Suguru’s brain when you push your tongue back into his mouth. While he violates Satoru’s mouth. 
The wire in Suguru’s stomach coils. Lava surges through every vessel in his body. Groin welling with a deep, carnal pressure. Everything feels too fucking good.
“Fuck, oh god fuck. I’m I—g—“
“Cum for me, baby.” 
You kiss your hushed command into Suguru’s mouth. His hips come to a screeching halt. Both hands down in Satoru’s hair, grazing along his undercut. 
Suguru tilts his chin to the ceiling. Thick loose mane tickling his mid back. Vision completely dark. He has no idea if he’s still in Satoru’s mouth. Or where his cum is landing. All he knows is death by pleasure right now.
You press your moist lips into Suguru’s neck.  
“You’re so beautiful like this.” Sweet words reverberate against Suguru’s skin. 
His head slowly comes back to earth. And just as his eyes pull back open — a shudder and blinding light assaults his vision. Up close. 
“Woah, what the hell?” 
Suguru is met with a Polaroid camera. Printing evidence of his nirvana. His brows crawl together defensively.
“What do you—“
“Relax, thunder.” You coo with that smile that’s decadent, beautiful poison. 
You step over a dazed Satoru. Still on his knees. Lazily stroking up his neglected hard cock. 
Suguru’s eyes track you to his bed. You place the developing film on the nightstand. 
“These are for your eyes only.” 
“I don’t mind.” Satoru huffs. Rising to his feet. Deep within your trance. You could’ve asked him to cut off an arm and he’d offer you both. 
Satoru would follow you into Hell if you demanded it. 
Suguru would too. 
“Boys, come.” You curl your finger at them. And pairs of feet move. 
“Thunder, why don’t you put that tongue ring to good use. While I take care of pretty little Satoru.” 
His name on your lips snaps something buried in his soul. Satoru steps to the head of the bed. Leaning against the wall. Cock heavy with his seed. A string of arousal hanging low from his tip. 
You make a dramatic show to catch Satoru’s leaking string of cum before it wastes on Suguru’s sheets. 
“You’re fucking filthy, princess.” Satoru hisses. He can’t remember the last time he’s blinked the whole night. 
You smile around his bulbous tip, then pull him into your warm heat in one go. 
And fuck, Satoru can feel you sucking through to his throat. 
His whimpers sound so pathetic in his ears. But he is so lust-drunk he couldn’t care less. 
One look down and he sees his best friend whining underneath your precious cunt. As you circle your hips around Suguru’s metal-clad tongue. Taking your pleasure directly from his mouth. 
Suguru’s half hard sex pulsates against his perfectly toned abs. Satoru has to look away. His orgasm threatening to come too soon. 
“Mmmnggh, so good with your tongue, Thunder.” You gurgle around Satoru’s length. 
Arousal flavored saliva driveling down your chin. The sensation drives Satoru to piston his hips until his tip abuses the limit of your dainty throat. 
You shouldn’t have any space to breathe, much less talk. 
“Pl-please. Suguru. Name’s Suguru.” 
“Say his name baby.” Satoru’s order is low. Raptorial. Hips bucking wildly into your mouth. Heat crashing into his groin. 
He’s so close. He’s—
“S-Suguru.”
And Satoru dives off your cliff edge. Hearing his Person’s name tumble out of your mouth and around his cock snapped his self-control in half. 
Ropes off thick, warm heat spill out the side of your mouth. Staining your bunched up dress, the sheets and everything in between. 
“S-so close,” you huff, humping Suguru’s tongue more aggressively. 
A familiar camera shudder and solar bright light fans your outstretched neck. Capturing your cum-stained ascension. 
You flash Satoru a knowing smirk. Another beam of light aimed in his face before he tosses your camera off to the side. 
Satoru crashes his lips into yours. Eager to taste himself off your mouth. 
Your bodies move in perfect tandem. Satoru kisses your peak from your lips while Suguru coaxes your wet orgasm onto his tongue. Your high drenches Suguru and the sheets around him. 
The three of you piece yourselves together. Completely plaited within each other’s warm, moist limbs. Basking in the serotonin showers misting you three in post-coital bliss. 
No one remembers, but you wish each other sweet dreams before the fog settles. And the night re-claims you to sleep. 
                                     ——
Sunlight is downright offensive. 
Suguru forces his heavy lids open.
7: 43 AM
Fucking, hell. 
A freight train is currently doing laps in Suguru’s mind. He flickers around the room. Haphazard clothes. Strewn socks. Satoru in Suguru’s 06 hockey jersey. Long limbs nearly dangling off the other side of his bed. 
Suguru glances down, somehow dressed only in Satoru’s black sweats
There’s a tiny sliver of space between their sodden bodies. Where you must’ve slept. 
Right.
You. 
Heaven’s fallen angel. 
You used to be God’s favorite. No way you still are.
Not with how fucking sinful you looked in that red dress. 
Snapping polaroids.
Taking their souls for play. 
Then having the audacity to leave them on the nightstand when you were through.
Suguru met The Devil last night. 
And she was…exquisite. 
“Fuck, my head.” Satoru groans, rolling over to face his dark-haired soulmate.
Suguru watches his eyes flutter open. And something within him catches. 
How has he not noticed how beautiful this boy is before?
“Here,” A glass of ice water, still sweating from condensation is waiting on Suguru’s nightstand. He takes a long sip before passing the lifeblood to Satoru. 
Satoru briefly meets Suguru’s gaze. Before averting, pretty mulberry blush flooding his face. 
“Was last night…real?” Satoru asks after an extended sip. 
Suguru meets his question with silence. Preoccupied with picture proof. 
Three polaroids neatly arranged on the nightstand. 
The first one is of Suguru. Hair moused, framing his intoxicated gaze. Remnants of his orgasm oozing from the still shot. Lips puffy and abused. Cheeks flushed. Suguru can barely recognize the man in the photo. 
His eyes dance to the cursive label at the bottom:
Thunder 
Alias: “Suguru”
A wry chuckle escapes his lips. He passes his photo to Satoru. 
The next polaroid is of his Person. Post orgasm haze heavy in his eyes. He managed to get his 10,000-kilowatt smile perfectly in the selfie. Also flushed. Also completely debauched. The blue in his eyes reflected nearly translucent. 
He’s a fucking masterpiece, that boy. 
Suguru knows what to expect at the bottom of Satoru’s polaroid:
Lightening
Alias: “Satoru”
“Shit man, these are amazing.” Satoru murmurs, intently studying Suguru’s polaroid. Absentmindedly accepting his.
“They are.” Suguru agrees, unknowingly holding his breath while pulling your polaroid into view. 
And of course.
It’s blurry. 
The only thing in focus is your graceful, arched neck, specks of Satoru’s finish glistening on your skin. Merlot red dress, pulled far below your breasts. Only thing pictured is the apex of your cleavage. Leaving Suguru’s mind to spiral into lucid memory of the rest of your silhouette. 
“Who…was that?” Satoru muses. Eyes now on the ceiling. Undoubtedly having the exact same swarm of flashbacks flood his mind. 
Suguru rolls your Polaroid between his index and long finger. The bottom of the photo reading:
No Name
A lazy smile tugs on the corner of his lips.
You are something else. 
Supernatural, almost.
“She’s a girl with no name.” 
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wizard-email · 3 months
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DICE COMMISSIONS
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I got a lot of requests for these so I’m finally doing it! Bullet dice only unless it’s a keychain
Prices are as follows:
- Custom set (choose the specific pigment/glitter/ink I use or ask me to replicate a different set from an image): £45
- Character dice (tell me about your guy! If you’re commissioning dice for a character send me art or give me their backstory and I’ll mail your a mystery set just for them): £40
- Standard shipping: +£5
- Tracked shipping: +£12
- d20 keychain with your order +£3
- d20 keychain by itself £10
I’ll ink all the numbers for you but if you want them un-inked so you can do it yourself it’s £10 less :)
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livingemkayde · 9 months
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ch iii. diced
joel miller x f!reader x unrequited!tommy miller (no outbreak AU)
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chapter three of chaser
warnings: 18+ minors please dni. phone sex?? yeah…phone sex. graphic depictions of male and female masturbation. dom!joel makes a reappearance. too much tension for one story. love triangle forming formed. mild allusions to physical fighting but only verbal fighting with the brothers LOL. age gap, reader is 23 and joel is 35. Tommy is 30. (ages of all characters and plot do not follow canon strictly for the story’s sake). reader in her girl boss era (not sexually tho lol). 
a/n: ooooooooo i love you guys and im glad youre liking the story. im really happy with the way this chapter came out. WIG. please enjoy!!
summary: tensions run high at a family dinner at the miller's house. tommy drops you off at home, but its joel who ends up being the one talking to you until you fall asleep.
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“Fighting at the table. Thought you were a gentleman,” you chuckle, nervously.  That right? Your breath hitches.  “Yeah.” Not anymore? “Not too sure anymore.”  ‘M sure I can convince you.  “You can try.”
You like cooking.
You like the meticulous steps involved in following a recipe.
You like how when it’s done, you can share it with the people you love. 
You stand at the kitchen counter, dicing an onion. Joel’s silent words ring in your mind as you stare down at the small little squares. 
You find your cheeks reddening more with each tick of the minute hand. The boys will be home later from their long day with the electrician. You asked one of Sarah’s teammates to drop her off at the house since your car was out of commission. 
The hours pass by, the chicken gets golden brown in the heat of the oven, salad gets tossed, potatoes get mashed. 
The Millers file in, Sarah first — she slumps down on the couch as you try to get her to wash up and put on a fresh set of clothes before setting up camp in front of the TV. 
She grumbles, but ultimately gives in, too tired to complain. You send her back to the couch after she’s done with a bowl of grapes and a cookie. 
Tommy is next, surprisingly sans his brother at his side.
“Hey…” you greet him with confusion laced in your tone. 
“Hey,” he gives you a hug, like always, and shuffles into the kitchen. He doesn’t say anything about Joel which seems weird. 
“Smells fuckin’ amazing ‘n here,” Tommy grumbles to himself, giving you a teasing squeeze on your hip while you pass to check on the chicken. 
He sits down at the table, his hand rubbing over his forehead. 
“Where’s Joel?” you inquire. Trying to keep your tone from sounding too interested. 
“Dunno, dropped me off and said he needed to check on something,” he grovels. 
You nod your head. 
Strange. 
“How was your day?” he asks, you just shrug.
“Tire’s fuck. ‘S alright though.”
He nods, his head comes back to his hands.
“Long day?” you ask, looking at him sympathetically. 
“Yeah,” he groans, standing to sneak a taste at the potatoes with a small spoon in hand. 
“Hey! Wait—” you attempt to stop his tricks, but he just laughs when you try to bat his hand away. 
“Electrican was a fuckin’ dick ‘n the drywall shipment is late so…” he huffs out, leaning back against the kitchen counter. You settle against the other counter, across the kitchen — the two of you facing each other. 
“‘M sorry,” you say and try to smile. These things happen with the brothers. The day's work seeping into dinner. You usually try to cheer up Tommy before he sits down with Sarah, but Joel is a different story. “Can you do anything about the guy?” 
“Not really, he’s supposed to be the best,” he shrugs. You stalk over near him, moving to stir the potatoes again, but he plays with the tail ends of your apron, and surprisingly, pulls you into a hug. 
You know it’s what he needs right now. A hug from a friend, and when the front door opens, you 
hope everyone in the room understands it's nothing more than that. 
Joel stands in the entryway. You can see him out of the corner of your eye. You can also see him hesitate in shrugging off his boots and flannel, taking in the scene unfolding before his eyes. 
Tommy Miller slumped against the counter with you in his arms. 
You pull away quickly. 
“Hey Joel,” you say, your hand coming to rub the back of your neck. 
“You makin’ dinner?” He asks, nodding his head at your greeting. You figure he’s pissed off about the day too, and seeing you with Tommy first thing when he opens the door certainly can’t help. 
“Yeah, just some chicken,” you say to him as he moves to kiss Sarah’s head and makes his way towards you and Tommy. 
“It’ll be ready soon,” you follow up with, he gives you a grunt in response, opening the fridge to get a beer. 
Joel passes you, and just when you think he’s too pissed to save it, he gives you a look. The one that leaves you breathless, the same look he always does — but only for a fleeting second with Tommy still close to your side. 
He leans down to your ear in passing, putting a steady hand on your low back that sends chills up your spine and whispers in a husky voice — 
“Thanks for cookin’ darlin’.” 
Jesus. 
You try to hide your flush but a smile falls on your face — Tommy notices. You know he notices, he’s not stupid. He runs a hand through his hair and lets out a ragged breath. 
You can’t think of anything besides, get the attention off you. 
“Sarah?” you call from the kitchen, you see her eyes peek out from over the couch. 
“Help me set the table, will you, doll?” 
“Sure,” she calls back. 
You move to grab the napkins and cutlery, but Tommy’s hands stop your movements. You look up to him at your side, he smiles at you. 
“Let me help,” he says, taking the cloth out of your hand. 
“Oh — okay. Thanks,” you say, brushing your hands off, setting up Sarah’s utensils instead. 
You shrug off your apron. Joel watches you the whole time while leaning against the sink. When you meet his eye, he just raises his eyebrows at you, taking another sip of his beer. 
You pull the chicken out of the oven, setting everything on the table. 
“Come get it, guys,” you say, pulling out Sarah’s chair. She sits by Tommy, he ruffles her hair — her giggling echoing through the kitchen like always.
You sit across from them, Joel at the head of the small table. It's funny. Most days you have dinner at the house, it doesn’t feel as formal as this. Tommy and Joel sit on the couch sometimes, watching whatever is on the TV, you help Sarah with her food at the table. 
But most days you have takeout or leftovers — not a meal you cooked. 
“How was soccer today?” you ask Sarah as she spoons mashed potatoes into her mouth. 
“It was so fun, Katie even got us matching bracelets,” she says, holding out her wrist, a clunky beaded bracelet hangs off it. 
“Very cool,” you admire the colorful charms, the brothers pretend to be interested. 
“Sorry I couldn’t pick you up, my tire popped,” you say to her. She gives you a confused look. 
“How does that even happen?” 
“You’re telling me, kid,” you smile at her, shaking your head. She laughs back.
“Speakin’ of that,” Joel cuts in, “Went by the shop to get a tire but they were closed. I'll take you tomorrow.”
“Oh — thanks, Joel,” you say, sipping on some water to hide your blush. 
Tommy grumbles from across the table.
“What was that?” you ask, he looks at you, then Joel, a certain uneasiness falls over the table. 
Some silence. He keeps looking at Joel with an emotion you can’t place.
“Told Joel I would take you,” he says after some time. 
Fuck. 
You sneak a glance at Joel. He looks at Tommy with a stiff stare. The room feels tense, other than Sarah picking at her salad. 
“Oh — it’s,” you nervously chuckle. “It’s okay. Actually I can probably —” 
“I gave her the tow,” Joel cuts you off. But he’s not talking to you, he’s talking to Tommy. 
You watch the wordless scene unfolding in front of you in awe. Your brows push together in a silent plea to stop. But the boys don’t look at you. They don’t break from looking at each other. 
“She called me,” Tommy says, the dinner in front of them abandoned. 
“You didn't go.” 
Fuck. 
“It's really not a problem, I can—” 
“I’ll help you change it,” Tommy cuts you off, glancing in your direction, then back to Joel. 
“I can change a tire,” Joel snaps, his voice raising slightly. 
You give them both a look, hoping to shut them up, but they don’t even glance your way. 
“Once your car is fixed can you take me to the library again after soccer?” Sarah says over the silence. 
You look back at her and try to make it seem like everything is okay. 
“Of course!” you say, cringing at your nervous intonation, but she giggles and thanks you nonetheless. 
“I know how to change a tire, but thanks for the offer,” you say, a nervous laugh breezing through your words. “Tommy, it’s okay that you couldn’t come —” 
You’re cut off again. It seems like you’re not really in this conversation. And they’re not really arguing about the tire. 
“I couldn’t go because you fucked it with the electrician,” Tommy bites back. 
“Tommy,” you say in a stern voice, looking at Sarah, and back to Tommy, a scowl across your face. But he doesn’t look back. 
It looks like Sarah is almost done with dinner anyways, her eyes trained towards the TV in the living room. 
“You done kiddo?” you whisper to her. She snaps out of it and nods, you tell her to put her plates in the sink and slip her another cookie. 
“Go pick out a book to read before bed.” 
She leaves. The tension doesn’t. 
“‘N why was the electrician mad?” Joel bites back when you join the table again. 
“Jesus,” Tommy says, he pulls back from their staring first, running a rough hand through his hair. 
“No, why was he mad?” Joel scowls. “Was it because you forgot to confirm for the drywall?” 
“Joel,” you say, confused why he’s still letting this go on. Of course, he doesn’t look at you. 
Tommy just scoffs, avoiding everyone’s gaze while staring down at the floor. You see his shoulders puffing. 
A few more moments of unbearably tense silence. You don’t want to step in, this is obviously some stupid argument and you have no idea what you could possibly say to make it better. You’re partially scared, and halfway pissed because they’re fighting and cursing in front of Sarah — ruining the meal you spent the afternoon making. 
“‘S what I thought,” Joel announces to the table. 
Your eyes widen more if that’s possible. 
Oh, fuck. 
Tommy slams his fist on the table, standing, Joel gets to his feet too. You stand, moving around the table before any blows are actually thrown, adrenaline coursing through your veins. 
“What the hell are you guys doing?” you say, your voice is a little hushed because of Sarah. 
“I dunno,” Joel whispers, still looking at Tommy. “What are we doin’.” It's a question, but it doesn’t sound like one.
Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 
“You guys will figure it out with the electrician,” you say, hesitant, you’re not sure if that will make the situation any better, but you’re trying your best. 
“And I can take care of my own tire,” you let out a breathless laugh, trying to diffuse the tension.
Joel looks over to you at that, and his brows slightly unfurrow. 
You look at Tommy, but he looks furious. 
“Guys,” you say, looking between them, pleading with your voice. 
The clock continues counting — seemingly without the three of you — suspended, or maybe frozen in time. It feels like hours, you all stand there. You can see Joel’s hand ball into a first. Even when the chicken goes cold, and the drinks get lukewarm, they stand. You’re beginning to worry nothing you can say will fix this. Their competitive nature has always been apparent, but this is something different. Like they’re talking to each other without words, and you won’t ever be able to understand their unspoken language. 
“I’m gonna head out,” Tommy finally says, breaking first. You let out a sign, stepping back, holding a hand to your forehead. 
“Thanks for cooking. I — do you need a ride?” Tommy says, grabbing his coat. 
Fuck. It never stops, does it?
You look over at Joel for a split second when Tommy looks down to get his shoes. 
Go. 
He says with his eyes. 
You wonder how many infinite laters can be braced on his silent eyes before it all spills out and buries you alive. 
But he says it. 
Later. 
You nod, still a bit shaken up by the stalemate.  
“Okay. Let me just clean up,” you say, grabbing at some dishes. 
“I got it,” Joel cuts in, taking the dishes from your hands, nodding his head towards Tommy. 
 You mumble a quiet thanks and follow Tommy out the door. 
It's silent when you get in the car, and when you pull out onto the street. You pick at the skin on your fingernails, a nervous sweat breaks out in your palms. Tommy is tense beside you. His knuckles on the steering wheel show white. 
“I —” he huffs out a breath, already nearing your house. “‘M sorry.” 
He sounds actually genuine. And you know he’s had a shit day. 
“What was all that, Tommy?” you ask in a quiet voice. 
“I don't know.” He shakes his head, rearing your house, and pulling up, putting the car in park. 
“Work and then I —” he laughs a bit. “I fuckin’ told Joel I would take you so, I don't even know what he was —” he drops his head. 
“I don't know. I'm sorry.” 
You feel a bit bad. 
“I appreciate the offers but I can do things on my own, T. You know that,” you say, bracing a comforting hand on his shoulder. 
“I know. I — I just wanted to help,” he grovels. 
“I know,” you echo, giving him a smile. 
He smiles back. 
“Haven't seen Joel that worked up in a while,” he says, shaking his head. 
“Work’s getting to him, maybe. Just like it's getting to you,” you tease, poking his shoulder. You're a bit breathless from his brainless comment about Joel. 
“Maybe. I dunno —” he huffs. “Anyways. Let me make it up to you.” 
You raise your brows at his words. 
“We'll take you out on friday? Bar?” 
Your eyes widen. 
As in — you and Joel in a bar again. Together. 
And Tommy.
“Oh, um —” your phone buzzes in your hand, Joel’s name pops up and you try to hide it quickly. “Okay. Sure.” 
“Drinks on me,” he winks, you pull off your seatbelt, giving him a fake appreciative look. 
“$1 beers, wow thank you so much, Tommy,” you say, putting a hand to your chest. 
“Shut up, you're lucky I offered,” he teases as you hop out of the truck. 
“See you,” you wave. 
“Get some sleep, babe.” 
You roll your eyes. 
“Goodnight,” you say back, closing the car door and walking inside.
Your heart picks up at the thought of going back to the bar you and Joel first met. You know the brothers frequent the place. To say you were nervous was an understatement. And Joel definitely doesn’t know about Tommy’s plans yet. 
You haul yourself upstairs to your bedroom, you’re slipping on a big t-shirt from your dresser, and washing up when you hear your phone buzzing from your bed.  
Your phone buzzes again, you pull it out from under your pillow, it's Joel. 
But he's calling you. 
You freeze with the phone in your hand. 
Fuck. 
Joel has never called you. Even when he gave you his number at the bar it was him asking for you to call him. His name flashing on your screen makes you squirm. 
Joel M.
It’s the same from all those weeks ago. You never bothered to change it to his full last name — you remember when he put it in your phone and all his touches prior. You remember everything about that night. 
You don't want it to go to voicemail so you take a deep breath, and answer the call. You put the phone up to your ear hesitantly, your breath a bit shaky. 
“Hello?” 
Where are you? 
No preamble. No greeting. 
“I’m home. I just got home,” you say, breathless. 
‘Preciate you cookin’. 
“Sure,” you breathe out, you’re a bit confused why he’s calling you just to say thanks. 
He stays silent for a while. 
‘M sorry. ‘Bout dinner. 
Your long sigh crosses the line. 
“Fighting at the table. Thought you were a gentleman,” you chuckle, nervously. 
That right?
Your breath hitches. 
“Yeah.”
Not anymore?
“Not too sure anymore.” 
‘M sure I can convince you. 
“You can try.”
You can hear his silken breath echo through the call. The static pierces through the ringing in your ears. You settle on your bed, laying on your back as you desperately try to imagine what he’s doing right now. The white ceiling above you maps out his face.
He clears his throat like he’s scared of continuing down that road. 
Get home okay?
You roll your eyes even though he can’t see you. 
“Yes, Tommy is capable of things, you know.”
He doesn’t respond. You try to lighten the mood. 
“Said you guys are gonna take me out on Friday,” he grunts. “Make it up to me or something.” 
Is that what you want?
“Could be fun.” 
Could be.
“I haven’t been out in a while.” 
Yeah?
“Mhm. You guys are a full time job.”
When was the last time you went out?
You freeze. He knows the last time. You both know the last time you went out to the bar downtown. You’re sure of that fact, and that he hears your breath get heavy through the phone. 
You think about being indirect. Beating around the bush. Teasing. Say something snarky like you know the last time but it’s getting a bit old, and there’s no hiding things now. 
“When I met you,” you settle for. You hear his own breath through the line. 
He stays silent, obviously a bit shocked by your sudden bluntness. You try to keep it lighthearted, even though the notion is anything but. 
“Might have to go shopping if we’re goin’ out,” you laugh. 
Nah, could just wear the skirt from last time.
Jesus. 
“You remember?” you gulp. 
‘Course I do. 
 You try to laugh, but it comes out strangled. 
“Didn’t know you thought about me so much, Miller.”
I always think about you.
Jesus, fuck. 
So much for being light hearted. 
Maybe this is the later he kept telling you, but it doesn’t feel like it. To you, later, meant hey, let's talk about whatever this is, later and not, let's flirt with each other over the phone, later. You keep trying to picture him. There’s no way he’s sitting in the living room or in the kitchen with you on the phone like this. Right? 
Your fingers find the soft cotton hidden under your too-big shirt. You play with the hem of your underwear absentmindedly. 
You hear him shuffling a bit. 
“Where are you?” 
My bedroom. 
“What are you doing?” 
Sittin’ down.
“Where?” 
Jesus. 
“What?” 
What are you tryin’ to get at?
“I just wanna know what you’re doing.”
I’m — 
He hesitates for the first time all night. 
I’m on my bed. What are you doin’?
“I’m laying in bed.”
He sucks in a breath. 
“That all you’re doin’?”
There it is. The point of no return, the final tipping point, the flood gates opening, and never, ever shutting again — at least for tonight. For now, at this moment — whatever happens after this is up in the air. But you don’t think about that right now. All you can think about is how the drawl in his voice somehow compels you to sneak past the hem of your underwear.  
“Maybe. Why’d you call me?” 
Wanted to apologize. 
“That’s it?”
Maybe. 
He echoes your previous statement. You smile. The rising heat between your legs comes to a breaking point. So you bite the bullet. 
“Joel,” you say, his breaths are a bit husky. You know he can hear the small whimper in your voice. 
What do you need, angel?
“Can I? Please?”
Yes, fuck — yes. Askin’ so nicely f’me.
You let out a puff of air through stiff lips. Your fingers find your swollen clit, sinking down towards your entrance to collect the growing wetness there. You strangle out moans and something sounding like Joel’s name. 
You’re about to push two fingers inside yourself, when his voice cuts through the phone. 
Only one. 
It’s like he can read your mind. 
“Joel —” you whisper, a plea, but he cuts you off. 
C’mon be good for me, baby. 
You grovel, and your cheeks heat at how easily you comply, not really putting up any fight. You can’t. Not when he sounds like that, close to your ear, his words of praise pushing you closer to the edge as you sink your middle finger inside and gasp at the intrusion. 
Feel good? 
You can hear him shuffling, a small groan sounds from the other side of the line. You know what he’s doing, and it pushes you even further, maybe even becoming more bold. 
“Joel — need more,” you whine. You can hear him working himself. Your finger does nothing to stretch yourself out. Not when you think about the night at the bar, and how the sweet sting of his cock made you see stars. 
One more — slow. 
You groan as you slip another finger inside. The wetness from your entrance ruins your underwear, and threatens to spill out onto your bedding as well. 
You whine nonsense to him. You’re worked up, have been too distracted the last few weeks to touch yourself or seek anyone out. You didn’t even want to knowing you would see Joel the next day. He was enough to keep you going. But you’re just a woman. And you have needs. 
Feel good, baby? Tell me how it feels.
You pump your wrist faster, your orgasm nearing. You desperately rut against the palm of your hand, your shirt riding up. His words from the other side of the line spur you on further. 
“‘S good, Joel. Feels so — good.” 
Fuck, say my name again.
Your eyes open slightly at that, the plea mirroring when he had you up against the wall in the bar. His name. He always wants you to say his name. 
“Joel —” you whine. “Wish it was you.” 
I know, baby, I know. 
 “Please.” 
You know we can’t. 
“God — fuck,” you whimper to him. The mixture of your own fingers crooking just right inside you threatens to push you into a white hot orgasm. You don’t know where the next thing you say comes from. Or if you’d ever let another guy do this with you. But it feels right in the moment. And the sound of him working himself faster tells you he’s close too. 
“Can I cum? Please?” you whisper. 
You swear you can hear his hand stutter. The groan he lets out at your words is closer to a growl. 
Jesus, fuck — such an angel. You know that right?
“Joel,” you continue, too blissed out to acknowledge his praise. It shoots right down to the spot you keep working on instead. 
Not yet — know you’ll be a good girl and wait f’me. 
You do, wait for him. Your fingers slow down a fraction, staving you off your fast approaching orgasm. You can hear him work himself, the thought of him finishing into his palm makes it that much harder for you to hold off. 
Fuck baby — goddamn — 
“Joel, please?” you whine when he starts to calm down his breathing. You’re teetering right on the edge. The only thing keeping you from falling is the thought of his praise. 
Alright — fuck — let me hear you, baby.
You come hard around your fingers, biting into your lip hard in favor of screaming. Your back arches off the bed, the phone threatens to slip from your hand, you can barely hear Joel’s praise in the back of your head. It’s almost like he’s really here, whispering into your neck while you climax. 
You expect your post orgasmic haze to send you into a spiral about a certain brother and the fact that technically you just got off on the phone with your boss. But it doesn’t, you fall back into the mattress, spent. Joel’s words ring through your ears, whispering praises. 
He tells you to get some rest. 
You do. 
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kcrossvine-art · 1 year
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Heya folks n friends! Today on our LotR cooking series, we're going to be making something inspired by Mrs. Maggot, wife of Farmer Maggot. Originally we were going to do a cream of mushroom soup, but the idea of adding meat as a cheeky lil joke on their last names was too good to pass up. In my mind meat goes better with thin soups than creamy ones.
And thus Mrs. Maggots Meat 'N Mush Stew was born.
(As always you can find the cooking instructions and full ingredient list under the break-)
MY NAMES CROSS NOW LETS COOK LIKE ANIMALS
SO, “what goes in to Mrs. Maggots Meat 'N Mush Stew?” YOU MIGHT ASKFor the stew portion itself we're going to be using a hearty base, aiming for a layering of flavors. If you feel comfortable making a roux, feel free to do so, but I did not due to energy levels and thus the flour in this recipe is only used for searing the meat before its added to the pot.
Cubed beef
Flour
Peanut oil
Beef stock
Dried porcini mushrooms
Carrots, chopped
Onion, diced
Garlic, crushed
Scallion, chopped
Bay leaf
Salt and pepper
Ground red pepper
Cumin
Zatarins gumbo file
For the other mushrooms, were going to cook them separate and throw them in at the end (but they'll have friends to keep them company!!).
Cremini mushrooms, sliced
Half an onion
Carrots
Garlic
Salt and pepper
Thyme
Olive oil
This took about 4 hours in total. If you have a slow cooker itd probably be easier to use that, but as is isn't too bad either. I mostly worked on commission stuff in the kitchen in-between stirring. "The best food is the one you don't have to make, the second best food is the one you don't have to think while making."
AND, “what does Mrs. Maggots Meat 'N Mush Stew taste like?” YOU MIGHT ASK
HOT HOT HOT
Tastes like walking from the cold into the cramped but cozy bar your friend works at
Meat was so tender and juicy, melts in your mouth. Makes you cry
It wanst actually carmelization but the onions had a hint of tasting caramelized
Mushrooms- a strong umami flavor with a bit of smokeyness
Once you get that Perfect level of gumbo file, it just makes every other element stick out more
Like an energy booster for the ingredients
A spotlight on the bay leaf, and oils, and spices
. If you don't want to use beef, feel free to use vegetable stock instead and replace the cubes with strips of king oyster mushrooms. Exclude the flour but still cook them in the pan. . this isnt officially part of the recipe since im not sure itd be 'on theme', but feel free to start your rice cooker around the 3 hour mark so you can have some hot rice ready for serving as filler.
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When I was looking through food and food mentions in LotR, Mrs.Maggot just stook out to me. 'Queen amongst farmers wives' is both really sweet and a fuckin killer description. What a legend. I wanted to do something based on her and our two options were either beer, bacon or raw mushrooms. Beer while very appealing is also not something you can whip up in a day, while raw mushrooms have a chance of killing my beloved readers. I don't want to talk about me and bacons sordid past.
And so as praise to this funky farmer women, may you add this stew to your collection of potpie, lasagna, and roast recipes.
Did i mention i started my first grease fire when making this? Yeah. Don't cover any empty greased pan even if your intent is to keep water from splashing into it.
Anyway, this recipe is a solid 10/10 (with 1 being food that makes one physically sick and 10 being food that gives one a lust for life again.) The partner has already made me pledge to cook it again hehehe
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Ingredients:
2 lbs cubed beef
A little bit of flour to 'tumble' the meat in, in a bowl
Peanut oil to sear the beef, as needed
3 kilograms beef stock
28g dried porcini mushrooms
4 carrots, chopped
1 white onion, diced
4 cloves garlic, crushed
1 scallion branch, chopped
Salt and pepper to taste
Ground red pepper to taste
Cumin to taste
3 bay leafs
A pinch of Zatarins gumbo file
Ingredients… . . TWO:
1 lb cremini mushrooms
Half of a white onion, diced
1 carrot, chopped
2 cloves garlic, crushed
Salt, pepper, and thyme to taste
Olive oil as needed to pan-fry
Method:
Put the porcini mushrooms into a bowl, add enough warm water to cover. Give them roughly 20 minutes, or until softened and the waters turned color.
Cut the carrots, onion, and garlic.
Get a large pot with a lid, pour in your stock (or water and bouillon cubes). Pour in the porcinis and the mushroom water. Turn the burner to medium-high.
Add your bay leaves, carrots, onion, and garlic to the pot. Add extra salt if you'd like.
Tenderize and cut your beef into roughly 1 inch cubes.
In a small bowl, pour a handful of flour along with pepper, cumin, and ground red pepper. Mix until combined.
Lightly toss each cube of beef in the mixture, get a little coverage on each side.
Heat a frying pan to medium heat and add peanut oil. If using an electric stovetop it will take time to heat up.
Add some of your beef cubes to the pan, don't overcrowd it. Flip to check sides are a light brown with dark brown edges, its good for some pink/red to poke through.
Add beef cubes to the pot when done, careful of splashing.
Keep doing this in batches until all beef cubes are added. 
 Once the pot has reached a simmer, turn the heat down a few notches and cover.
Set a timer for 4 hours. Taste test every so often. Aim to stir the pot every 10-15 minutes.
(You can do steps 14-21 immediately or optionally wait a bit)
 Rinse and dry your cremini mushrooms.
Slice them vertically. Cut the carrots, onion, and garlic.
In a frying pan on medium-low heat, add olive oil, carrots, and onion. Keep the vegetables moving! When they start to change texture, add your cremini mushrooms.
Bring the pan up to medium heat. 
Once your mushrooms have cooked off the liquid inside, theyll start turning a deeper brown. Add the garlic. Keep! the! vegetables! Moving!
If the pan gets overcrowded, take some out and set it aside in a bowl. Smaller batches.
This process took roughly 15 minutes, but youll know its done once everything has a nice sear on it and the garlic is brown but not burnt. Add salt, pepper, and thyme to taste.
Set everything aside in a bowl.
Once the 4 hours are up the meat should be cooked all the way through and tender enough to pull apart. Strain the bay leaves out. Cut and add scallions. Add the bowl with cremini mushrooms.
Add a pinch of gumbo file to start, stir and taste test.
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nhasablogg · 4 months
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Dungeons and tickles
Fandom: Stranger Things
Characters: Lucas/Max, Eleven, Will, Dustin, Mike
Summary: Lucas is slightly too stressed and so his friends decide he needs a distraction.
A/N: Commission for anon! I hope you like it!
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None of them really thought Lucas was cheating, because how the hell was he even supposed to do that? Buying weighted dice in Hawkins of all places was a near impossibility, and Lucas just wasn’t a good enough liar to be lying about his hit points. Besides, it made no sense to cheat in Dungeons and Dragons, a game which relied on player choices, dice rolls and the interpretation of a world through the eyes of one single creator. Not to mention Lucas’ evident respect for the game. It was simply absurd.
But it was just way too much fun to pretend that Lucas was cheating, as that agitated him more. He’d been a bit of a pain in the ass recently, tryouts for the basketball team keeping him jumpy and snappy, only for him to turn around and apologize immediately after. Still, the constant mood swings weren’t canceled out by the apologies, even though they all appreciated them. Roping him into the game, while Max and El sat on the sidelines and watched, had been hard to begin with, but his mind seemed to be wandering anyway, and so they knew he needed a proper distraction to get him out of his funk. What better way than to mess with him a bit?
“I’m not cheating,” he said for the tenth time, throwing up his hands as Dustin pointed at him and doing a good job of not bursting into laughter through his fake accusation.
“You are,” he shot back. “Tell me how you’re doing well when you’re obviously not all here.”
“Maybe I’m just that good.”
“Oh, please.”
Lucas raised his eyebrows in a way that was dangerous. “Do you have something you wanna say?”
Dustin grinned innocently at him. “No, nothing at all.”
“We can all see that you’re cheating though,” Will said, and Lucas sighed loudly.
“Not you too,” he said, rubbing at his temples. “I’m too tired for this. I give in. I’m going home.”
“Oh, come on,” Max said, grabbing his hand before he could stand up. “Don’t go. We’re having fun, right?”
“I’m being accused of cheating. That’s not fun at all.”
“So stop cheating.” Mike’s words made Lucas turn to him, annoyance evident across his face. “It’s as simple as that.”
“You know damn well I’m not a cheater.”
“Do I?”
Lucas gritted his teeth. “I’m leaving.”
Max’s grip on his hand suddenly tightened. “No.”
Everything was a blur after that; voices mixing and limbs tangling, until Lucas found himself pinned to the floor by them all, with Max most prominently straddling his waist.
“What are you doing?” he asked, suddenly aware that maybe all the accusing fingers were simply there to mess with him. He felt his annoyance melt away, being replaced by nerves instead. From the prospect of this, with Max on his waist, Will and Dusting holding his hands and Mike sitting on his legs, his body was left slightly too exposed for his liking. Eleven, who’d been quiet throughout it all, was sitting beside Max, smiling at him in a way that made him all the more nervous.
“We’re getting you back for cheating,” Max said, quickly dropping her facade. “And helping you get rid of all that excess energy you always have when you’re nervous about something.”
Lucas pulled weakly at his arms. “You can help me in other ways, you know. I don’t remember deserving whatever you’re about to do.”
“Uh, remember being rude to me at lunch today?” Dustin said.
Lucas rolled his eyes. “I said I was sorry.”
“Yeah, but you’d been rude the previous period too.”
“I’m going through a lot right now-”
“Oh, we know. This is simply just a bit of revenge.”
Lucas knew deep down what they were about to do, and so he turned toward Max, knowing if anyone would show him mercy it would be her. But Max was looking determined and Lucas realized he was doomed.
“Please don’t,” he said as she pulled up his shirt to expose his belly to the cold air of the basement.
“I’m sorry, but we have to.” She moved over to let El scoot closer beside her, the two of them sharing a look which he couldn’t interpret but which he knew meant trouble. He realized what was about to happen when they both leaned down, their faces coming close to his skin, seeming giddy like children.
Lucas screamed as they started blowing raspberries into his skin on either side of his belly, as if their lives depended on it, over and over, sending ticklish shocks through him. The initial panic merely doubled as Will suddenly started blowing raspberries into his neck as well, just beneath his chin where Lucas couldn’t shield himself. He could feel them laughing into his skin, enjoying this, and one part of him relished in their enjoyment. They’d not been kids for a long time. Maybe having to endure this was worth it just for the laughter.
Mike was going to town on his feet, holding onto his ankles for dear life lest he wanted to get his teeth knocked out. He’d grown taller, stronger over the summer, although Lucas was still stronger and probably always would be. Still, their tickle fights, rare as they were now, were no different from the ones they’d had as kids. Chaotic. Merciless. So much belly laughter they nearly couldn’t breathe. They’d not gotten Will as often as they used to after he’d gone missing and come back, but the few times they had - careful pokes, gentle smiles - had been reminders of childhood. Dusting screaming bloody murder whenever they got him. Mike running away until Lucas tackled him. Lucas having to be pinned by all three of them if they wanted to even attempt to poke him.
But Max had mellowed him out. Max had shown him it was okay to be vulnerable. Max, with her nimble fingers and teasing grin, who was beaming up at him now between raspberries. Max kept him young as the world around them tried to literally kill them. And in turn, Lucas remained gentle despite it all.
Lucas snapped out of his brief daydream (how the hell could he daydream through tickling like this?) when Mike switched spots, latching onto his hips which made them all shuffle around. He protested as they all paused their tickling for a moment, but no one was listening to him. Will simply grabbed his thighs, as if ready to squeeze at any moment, while Dustin wormed his fingers into his armpits, making him squirm from simply the contact. Max remained at his belly while El moved upward to take Will’s old spot at his neck, and suddenly Lucas wondered if he was to survive this. Max still had him straddled, but she was sitting up properly now, gently caressing his stomach as if to calm him. It tickled, but not enough to make him laugh. The only reason he was giggling now to begin with was due to the anticipation. He was pinned. He was exposed. He knew how this would end.
Did he plead? Of course not. He had a, somewhat misguided, ego to think of.
He would, though. Eventually. He knew that too.
The world was still for a moment, and then they all started at the same time, turning him into a momentarily fumbling mess of confusion, not knowing what sensation to react to first, until it all suddenly exploded simultaneously in the form of hysterical laughter. He felt Max’s hands around his belly button, squeezing around it lightly while El was curling her fingers under his chin. Those two things would be enough to have him begging for mercy, only somewhere beneath that he could feel Will squeezing his thighs, kind enough not to be gentle at the very least. He wasn’t sure if he could handle gentle scratching on his legs right now, not when Dustin was succeeding more and more in prying his arms up so that he could tickle his armpits more properly. Behind Max, somehow fitting between her and Will, Mike was still latched onto his hips, squeezing them in all his might. It was a miracle Lucas hadn’t bucked Max off in his struggle to escape, but later, when he’d been granted his much needed mercy, he would realize she probably wasn’t the only one pinning him down.
He could picture it. El and Will and Max taking turns holding his flailing arms, while Will held his legs down so that Mike could reach his spot. Or maybe it was Mike who was holding him down so that Will could tickle his thighs? Lucas didn’t know. Lucas couldn’t know from where he was lying, on his back on the floor, eyes squeezed shut as he laughed and laughed. He felt another raspberry on his belly, just beneath his navel, and he didn’t need to open his eyes to know it was Max. A raspberry to his neck told him that Eleven was following suit, not necessarily a follower as much as being unsure of what was allowed. He was glad that, in the midst of it all, none of the others started blowing raspberries on other body parts. That would’ve been crossing several lines.
“Aha!” Dustin’s exclaim was heard through his laughter, but was mostly just noise to him now, busy as he was. He could tell his shout of triumph came from Dustin finally pinning one of his arms to the side, not fully above his head but enough so that he could wiggle his fingers in the hollow of his arm with no problem, making Lucas’ focus shift to him for a moment. It was probably the worst of it; how he couldn’t focus on one torture at a time, but was bouncing between them. One moment he was with Will, who was still squeezing his thighs as if his life depended on it, moving between spots at the speed of light. The next he was with Mike, who was tickling his hips at the same spot over and over, slowly driving him insane. Before he could notice anything else about it - if he was being gentle or not, how the hell could Lucas tell like this? - he was with Max again, who wasn’t blowing raspberries anymore but was instead circling a finger around his belly button, getting ready to dive in. Lucas would’ve asked her not to, would’ve screamed and pleaded and begged, had El not switched tactics in a drastic enough way that he noticed, transferring his ever moving focus to her.
“No!” he cried, possibly his first coherent word since this started. But El didn’t listen, because how could she even tell he was speaking to her? She simply tickled both sides of his neck at the same time, just below his ears, making it impossible for him to scrunch up for defense. And maybe that would’ve been his demise had Dustin not found the spot that connected his upper ribs to his armpit…
He didn’t know how he did it, only that Max was suddenly flying off of him and his foot had accidentally knocked into the side of Mike’s head, and maybe the sight would have been funny had he been in any other position. The momentary relief simply made for a worse continuation, when he’d tasted the lovely taste of a non-ticklish existence.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry!” he said when Max started poking him, although not straddling him again.
“You did that on purpose,” she was saying, laughing along with him.
“Where did you get your strength from anyway?” Mike asked, holding his head. “Maybe you should audition for the wrestling club or something instead.”
“Mike, they’re not called auditions.”
“You know what I meant.”
Their game of DnD was forgotten, as were the accusations of Lucas cheating. The tickling was turning into a tickle fight rather than pure torture, but Lucas was drained and had a hard time putting up a fight, and so it wasn’t hard for Mike to grab his feet again or for Max to claw at the back of his ribs when he tried to roll away. The other three stayed back this time, except for the brief poke Dustin aimed at his ribs when Lucas rolled closer to him.
“Please, mercy, oh my god-”
“You think he’s had enough?” Will asked.
“He can take a bit more, can’t you, Lucas?” Lucas managed to catch the moment Max’s face softened as she grinned down at him, maybe realizing he wasn’t able to handle much more. “But maybe we should round it off. Does anyone want one last tickle before we let him go?”
“How about another raspberry?” El said, and Lucas could only close his eyes and lie there and take it as she, Max and somewhat surprisingly Will blew raspberries on his belly for another moment. It wasn’t as bad as the rest, but being all tickled out it was enough to send ticklish shocks through his body, although he did little to stop them.
“I knew you were still ticklish,” Dustin said when they’d helped him up again, hands rough against his skin to help rub out the residual tickles that they knew lingered on him.
“Did I ever say otherwise?” Lucas didn’t have the energy to sound annoyed.
“No, but it’s been a while since we tickled you.”
“You just tickled me enough to not have to do it again for the next ten years.”
“Or maybe we just caught up on what we’d missed.”
Dustin nudged him in the ribs and Lucas could only groan. “I’m so getting you back. I know how bad your belly is.”
“Big words from someone who was just begging for mercy.”
“And don’t think I’ve forgotten about your knees, Wheeler. You all better watch your backs.”
They all laughed, knowing full well he wasn’t kidding.
“Are you okay?” Max asked him later, the two of them curled up on the couch when they probably should’ve gone home ages ago. “Did we go overboard?”
“Yes to both.” Lucas softened, like he always did when he could smell sleep on her. “But it’s okay. I guess I deserved it.”
“That you did.” She ran a finger over his lower ribs, not tickling him necessarily but also not staying clear off his sensitive spots. He shivered, for various reasons. “And needed it.”
He felt himself flush. “I guess.”
“You guess, huh.” She grinned and he squeezed her tighter to him.
“Don’t get cocky. I can totally get you back.”
“But you won’t.”
“Not here, no.” He kissed her temple. “But you better be very very nice to me later when we’re alone.”
“I’m always nice.”
“Of course you are.” A pause, and, “I know none of you believed I was cheating.”
Max snorted. “Of course we didn’t.”
“That, if anything, deserves its own revenge, don’t you think?”
He heard Max gulp. Revenge would be oh so sweet. If he needed tickles, he needed to hear her laughter so much more.
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calpatine · 2 years
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Today’s dice commission: WONDERLANDIAN SURPRISE
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From afar, pale blue and chunky glitters! V pretty!
Up close, the masochism that can only come from a dicemaker with access to a very fancy printer and ABSOLUTELY NO RESTRAINT.
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Why yes, yes I did abuse a 000 brush to paint “10/6” on a 10mm top hat and “DRINK ME” on an 8mm bottle.
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This is what happens when you get a 3D printer, friends. You become ABSOLUTELY MAD WITH POWER. Don’t do it. This way lies madness, and appropriately we are all mad here.
….And in case you were wondering, they’re also snowglobes. :D
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teacupdicery · 4 months
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Nice to meet you all! My name is Ash, I'm nearly 25, and I'm an artisan dicemaker! I'm nonbinary and use they/them pronouns. Below are some examples of my signature D20, hand designed by me!
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I'm hoping to post actively on here. Excited to meet everyone! I'm always willing to answer questions about the dicemaking process, so feel free to pop me an ask! For now, here's some FAQ's and samples of my work!
Q: How long have you been making dice?
A: I've been making dice for about 2 years now! I began resin crafting 5 years ago, and only felt confident in my ability to start dicemaking after 3 years of intense research and practice!
Q: How do you determine your pricing?
A: My dice are priced based on a number of factors. My equipment such as the resin, pressure pot, air compressor, and all additives (think glitter, resin dye, etc.) are not cheap! Neither is my time & expertise. Currently my sets range in price from $60 to $120 depending on a number of factors including complexity and rush time. I do occasionally run sales! My single D20's also range in price depending on complexity from $20 to $100.
While I understand having a budget (I am willing to work with you!) I ask that all price inquiries be respectful of my time and expertise.
Q: Are your dice balanced?
A: Short Answer: Yes! Long Answer: Yeeeeeees. Just kidding! My dice are made using a pressure pot that eliminates bubbles in the resin. They are as balanced as they come!
Q: Do you accept commissions/are your commissions open?
A: Check my bio! I will say if my commissions are open there. If you're unsure, feel free to pop me a message, but please understand it may take me a moment to get to you!
Q: Are you a fan of xyz D&D show/podcast?
A: Probably! Admittedly I don't have time to listen or watch as many as I'd like. But I've dabbled in Dimension 20, Critical Role, and Dungeons & Daddies to name a few!
Q: What class do you play in DnD?
A: I am usually a Cleric or a Druid! But always and forever a Goblin Rights Advocate. If you are an artist, I may be down to art trade dice for a portrait of my OC's!
Q: What are some examples of your work?
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Thanks for reading, and have a wonderful day!
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Amnesia!Dabi
Ok, I said it briefly before, but I feel this needs its own thing.
Dabi’s been staying at home the Todoroki’s  He’s been staying with the Todoroki’s for a bit. He’s had a few triggers pulled, he’s starting to believe he’s actually Touya. He digs through the minor stuff he brought with him, pulls out his notebooks full of theories and stuff he knows about himself. He keeps the one full of stuff he knows, but decides to chuck out the one full of theories. I mean, he knows who he is now, (right?). Only, Shouto sees him with the notebooks, and asks what they are.
Natsuo comes in ten minutes later. Stares a minute. “Sho. What are you doing?”
Shouto: “We’re looking through Touya’s theories on who he is, and why he might have memory loss.”
Natsuo: “… . but we KNOW who he is.”
Shouto: “That means nothing. We don’t know what happened after.”
Natsuo: “… . really.”
Dabi: “I still say government experiment would make a lot of sense.”
Natsuo opens his mouth. Closes it. “Let me see.”
An hour later, Fuyumi walks in to the three of them (and Himiko) debating how likely it is Dabi is a victim of time travel.
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Oh yeah no it!
That is probably one of the larger mysteries for them because like. They have no idea what happened between the fire and Toya waking up with amnesia. And that bothers them because clearly something did happen or else he would’ve been found in the aftermath of the fire.
But also they’re going nuts with the options so.
Enji: “You know what I’m throwing my vote in for government experiment. That Commission Representative was real upset I wouldn’t let him get his hands on you.”
Hawks: “Oh I’m going to unpack that red flag of a statement later, but I don’t think it’s the Commission. They wouldn’t let you escape, and if you did they wouldn’t let you talk.”
Himiko: “You’re going to have to explain to me how that statement was /less/ of a red flag!”
Shoto: “I’m arguing in favor of AfO being involved. It would explain the horns and tail situation.”
Enji: “Oh no that makes the most sense about this.”
Natsuo: “How does that make sense?!”
Enji: “Whatever he went through caused another Awakening, sometimes Awakenings pull from dormant genetics instead of evolving a Quirk, so you rolled the dice and got my father’s Quirk.”
Toya: “Back up. What do you mean ‘another’ Awakening?”
Burnin: “I was kicking your ass in the Sports Festival and you got so mad about that your fire went from normal red to blue.”
Toya: “... Okay follow up question because this is the first time anyone’s mentioned grandparents so Grandpa has a Mutation Quirk?”
Enji: “Before you ask further, my parents are dead and Rei’s parents fucking suck. It was kinda funny to think about them realizing the potential for their grandchildren to be ‘some filthy mutts’.”
Fuyumi: “Actually now that you mention it, I’m throwing them in the ring for this situation. They’re sketchy as hell rich people I wouldn’t put it past kidnapping.”
Himiko: “I’m voting on Fuyumi’s side!”
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losthavenart · 1 month
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The commission piece that changed everything...
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Two years ago a regular client at the time reached out and asked if I'd be interested in doing 6 portraits in a particular style. I asked him to elaborate and he told me that he was looking for portraits in a style similar to Darkest Dungeon. Me being the big Hellboy fanboy I am and a fan of Darkest Dungeon as well was pretty excited about the prospect.
These are those 6 portraits I did in that style. I didn't know then that it'd become a popular commission request especially for folks running Curse of Stradh campaigns. It was also the style used for the biggest and most complex commission I ever did. That was a gig on Fiverr where the client asked if I could do variations of this portrait style to use in a character portrait tool for the indie rpg he was making. I did 40 different hair, face, and outfit designs, with 20 differnt accessories for the back/shoulder, and 8 different skin colour variations that were all inter changable to customize your portrait. I even got to meet the client at Games Expo last year which was awesome!
The other big thing this led to though was the path for designing Abbadon. I'm a huge fan of Diablo 1 and 2. I still regularly play Diablo 2 and break out Diablo 1 every now and again for nostalgia. I wanted to design a game inspired by it. I roughly knew the setting, I had a alternative to dice worked out or at least the bare bones of of a system using cards instead of dice. I toyed with a more painterly style and realised very quickly that I'd spend way more time on the art if I did it that way. So I turned to this style which is a lot more managable for a single artist (I did recruit 2 additional artists for Abbadon in the end) and the ball rolled from there, with some influences from Darkest Dungeons mechanics even leaking into the game design as well.
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rosalind-hawkins · 3 months
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TLDR: Duke is smart boi, Mastershipping good.
Been thinking about Duke's arc in the anime, and here's the thing.
He was "in talks" with Pegasus about DDM, but it wasn't greenlit yet, yeah? It didn't get finalized and Pegasus just stops responding to his emails, hence the whole going-after-Yugi thing blah blah blah.
(Side-note about how clever and diabolical Duke is to go after Yugi via his good friend Joey; damn Duke, you make a good antagonist, I'd love and fear the version of you that goes full villain.)
But despite Duke not having the green light or official production yet, he's still got the DDM dice; probably a sample batch from manufacturers, okay, I can believe that they made a 100-bag batch or something as an early order. But he ALSO has a duel arena fitted out to be adapted for DDM specifically, and this can only exist a couple of ways.
Industrial Illusions commissioned the custom DDM arena from KC as an early model and it was delivered to Duke. (I think this is unlikely since, again, no final say from Pegasus yet.)
Duke bought a Duel Arena from KaibaCorp, studied it, took it apart, and made his own adjustments to convert it into a DDM arena, which means studying Kaiba's tech, redesigning portions of it, reprogramming some of the software, creating schematics and custom parts and reassembling everything for the final version.
Option 2, but Duke paid someone to do it. (This is unlikely to me because of how deeply personal this game is to him and how deeply involved he is.)
Option 2 is much more likely to me, and this is why in my Rock Bottom AU, I have Duke set up as a technical hardware genius. (In that AU specifically, Duke handles hardware and Seto handles software, and they're the perfect nerd team.) I do think he is a genius on some level. He's not on Kaiba's level, but I think he's highly intelligent and doesn't generally get enough credit for it.
What probably happens later on, after Pegasus gives the green light, is that Industrial Illusions formally contracts KC to design and produce DDM arenas, and maybe Duke tries to insist that he already did the design part, but KC won't produce a design that's not theirs, so they make their own.
I imagine that when Duke and Kaiba get together later, Kaiba just casually mentions that he knows about Duke's original bootlegged DDM arena, and Duke is like, "Yeah, I'm aware that I voided the warranty, and no, I'm not going to apologize for it." And Kaiba's intellectual curiosity gets the better of him, so he's just like, "Even though I know the official KC version of the DDM arena is superior, I wanted to know how you made the original adjustments," and then Duke gets to show off his own handiwork on his bf's tech, and Kaiba has someone that's not an employee that he can talk to about the intricacies of his inventions for maybe the first time ever? And it makes him happy in a way that he doesn't understand, but these inventor boys have each other to talk to now about this stuff, and it's so fulfilling for them.
When Duke eventually moves in with Kaiba, he gets his own workshop/office for all the creative and technical work he does for DDM, and Kaiba makes a point of stopping by every once in a while to see what he's working on and "no, I don't need your advice, I can do it myself" only needs to be said to him a few times in order for him to learn to withhold his opinions until Duke asks for them.
In the context of Mumbleshipping, I imagine that any time Duke or Kaiba talk about their inventions in any detailed way to Ryou, his eyes glaze over pretty fast, and bless him he's trying, but he doesn't have a brain for engineering or hard sciences, so this all goes in one ear and out the other.
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Slightly unusual Merch Monday addition! I've been working on a project writing up available info on every Dangan girl, regardless of how minor, as a quick reference guide for people. I asked around to see if people would let me use their existing DR-style sprites for consistency representing the character, and fluffyspicetreasures on etsy not only very generously allowed me to use their Natsumi and Sato sprites from some of the buttons they've made, they also offered to make more sprites for me as commissions!
I only really need the girls, but I figured I'd do a minor public service for people who like me who also love their minor characters. They gave me permission to post for anyone to use, so go wild with 'em! (Please link to Fluffy if you can though!) They also talked about potentially turning these into buttons as well, so keep an eye out if you're a DICE lover! (:
I'll be continuing to commission them for this project when I can, so keep an eye out!
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landofzero-archive · 4 months
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Battle on the Sugoroku Board - God Won’t Roll The Dice 5
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(Location: “Battle on the Sugoroku Board” program set)
Rinne: ♪~
Aah, it’s been a while since I’ve breathed in the air of the free world. How delicious ♪
…… Not really, I was still able to breathe in the outside air, though. I was surprised cause I wasn't expecting to go into the cage is aaall?
I’ll have the privilege of being a free man for the time being ♪
(Ooh? Those guys are–)
Natsume and Arashi: ………!
Rinne: (It’s the NewDi Team. I wonder if the “Dice Battle” isn’t being triggered because they’re far enough away from me.
Since I’m the only one who’s noticed, why don’t I do a little spying on the enemy’s situation. Now let’s see…?)
Arashi: We couldn’t get much at all huh. They said the reward was 100G.
Even though I’ve accepted about three requests from a while ago, isn’t crossing a dangerous bridge for 100G or 200G not worth it?
It’s good that we can immediately buy support items with the rewards because the shop’s commissions are around the area, but…… They’re all backbreaking work.
Natsume: I thiNK it’s good that we can even get that much.  BecauSE at the very leasT, we can revive Mikejima-senpai if we have 100G.
Arashi: That’s true. It’s about time to get Mama out of the cage isn’t it?
Natsume-chan. I wonder if I can ask to pay with the smartphone?
Natsume: Oh nO. I feel likE it’s still a little too early.
MayBE it’s because each team is currently crushing each other, but there it seEMS like there aren’t many signs of people around uS. What aboUT reviving him in a situation whEN we have an encounter with someone?
We’re talking about Mikejima-senpai after aLL. The situation in the game couLD change as soon as he gets revived.
More importantLY. While the war situation right now is calm, let’s go look for the next commission—
Arashi: I’d like you to wait a bit.
Natsume: UmM?
Could it bE you want to rescue Mikejima-senpai sooner or somethING?
Arashi: No, that’s not it.
Look closely, Natsume-chan. Look over there— isn’t that an enemy team’s idol?
And it’s not just that one person, there are several of them…… Lying in wait.
Natsume: HmM. It lookS like there are about 10 people.
Which meANS that the members of three or more teams are conspiring and lyiNG in wait for us……
We caN’T take it too easy. We haVE to get through somehow.
Arashi: Get through…….?
Natsume: Kaminari-san, I haVE an idea.
If anything, let’S takE advantage of this situation. Can’t we use support items to wipe them out wholesale, hM?
Arashi: It certainly seems worth a try. I wanted to try out that item too.
I wonder if the cheap rewards for the commissions had a meaning to some extent ♪
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Rinne: (…… Heeh. As expected, those guys are being prowled after for being grouped together with ES, huh.
I guess it’s about time to contact the CosPro Team huh~? With the way things are now, there’s no guarantee that we won’t fall for their trap too.
Firstly, to support the ES forces, preventing the idols from other agencies from attacking us carelessly—
After that, we’ll sniff out the mastermind’s calculations and crush those calculations!
It’s the best strategy! As one would expect, the Goddess of Victory is smiling upon me!
Let’s quickly check the GPS location of my teammates—-There.
What’s this? Yuta’s GPS is moving rapidly……?
Oi oi, are you riding the Shinkansen (1) or something! That’s so funny!
Is it that? When you’re underground and the GPS information is delayed or something?
Anyway, I know where you’re at. I’ll be there soon, so wait for me ♪ )
Tsumugi: It’s a bit of a confusing free-for-all, huh~. It’s fun to watch.
Thank you to all the Staff-san, for letting me observe something so interesting.
I can switch between monitors to watch footage from the filming set, but from here I can see everything from a bird’s eye view. It’s somewhat refreshing.
I tend to be the one being filmed…… I don’t really get to watch variety shows from the outside like this.
Two teams have been eliminated, while there are 10 or so idols trapped in the cage— considering there were about 30 participants, it’s been quite a progression.
I really want the NewDi Team to hang in there. Even if it’s not winning first place, riding the flow like this is exciting—-
It’s similar to watching amateur sports tournaments. The main goal is to win, but winning is not everything.
As a supporter from the sidelines, I want Natsume-kun and the team to keep surviving.
Ah. By the way, can you show me NewDi Team’s footage? I got curious since there’s mostly been other teams’ footage for a while…….
Staff: Sorry, Aoba-san. Right now, the staff are together with other teams, so ask again later.
Tsumugi: Ah, then it’s okay. I’ll be counting on you later.
(Hm~m……? They haven’t been filming them for a while, huh. Despite that, I can’t see any movements from the footage being streamed.
There should be filming crews following both NewDi Team and CosPro Team, but I don’t see any footage being streamed at all.
Somehow, it feels like they’re avoiding them……?
That said, I’m thinking too much. It’s just that the timing coincidentally didn’t line up—-
Everyone is doing their work seriously. Even I can see that.)
TL Notes:
Shinkansen: Japan’s famous high-speed bullet train.
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