#beached whale

[mooingmaddie]

So excited for the nice weather to be back! I love finding secluded spots where I can work on my all over tan 🤭

#fat cow #feedee belly #feedee girl #fat belly #gaining girl #obese gainer #get me fatter #beached whale

[heavysambino]

This picture shocked me, I can't believe how much it hangs. I think... I think I'm starting to get fat!

#fatty #feedee belly #get me fatter #fat belly #fat moobs #bhm weight gain #fat bhm #fat humiliation #fat piggy #bhm #beer gut #fat boy #beached whale #holy fuck #someone feed me im starving <3

[chubbygabyxoxo]

I should wear bikinis more often 🤭

If you listen closely, at the end of the video you can hear my belly slap the water 🙈

#belly hang #feed me #fattening up #weight gain #fat babe #jiggly fat #stretch marks #make me fatter #fat belly #fat piggy #bbwinthemaking #beached whale #bikini babe #fat girl in a bikini

[divineglutton]

Heya everyone how's it been ? I know i know i feel like i'm a ghost here so i don't post often but here ya go. I'll try to post more but don't be afraid to ask specific things i'll tell you if i can do it or no. Also,

#need to be fatter #fat man #male belly #fatty #death feederism #beached whale #death feedee #obese piggy #death feedist #fatass #wide load #love handel #fatso #greedy gainer #always growing #getting bigger #want to be fat #gaining weight on purpose #obese male #obese guy #obese belly #obese gainer #growing feedee

[dougielombax]

I remembered an insane dream I had earlier this year.

It was some time in January.

In the dream, the Catholic Church makes a MAJOR bureaucratic fuckup regarding the canonisation process.

This in turn leads to the Pope and the cardinals ACCIDENTALLY canonising two people who weren’t meant to become saints.

The two people in question being a dead humpbacked whale what beached itself, and…JAR JAR BINKS!!!!

The news causes the Pope to fall into a coma out of shock, and one of the Cardinals ends up going insane. Flying into a rage, mauling and savagely tearing to shreds anyone in his path if you do so much as mention Jar Jar Binks.

Yeah. Idk.

I have weird dreams.

Odd stuff.

Make of this what you will.

(No it’s not blasphemy! Shit up about that)

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #christianity #catholicism #maritime shit #whales #cetaceans #cetacean stranding #beached whale #death stranding #tangentially #pope #papacy #coma #canonization #saints #bureaucracy #oopsie #jar jar binks #star wars #gungan #unreality #dreams #i have weird dreams #weird dreams #shitpost #my poor attempt at a joke #this sounded funnier in my head #highbrow shitposting #what

[tisziny]

I haven't been able to think of anything else since watching this so uhh, youre welcome.

#ofmd #beached whale #beached az #our flag means death #stede bonnet #fanvid #ofmd fanvid #mine

[orcinus-ocean]

So this happened last night in the Netherlands.

Another killer whale stranded, very much alive, and after a few hours where the whale had been refloated and subsequently restranded, the decision was made to kill her.

Of course she restranded. It almost always happens, because the whale beached for a reason to begin with. In these cases, putting a whale out at sea is like throwing a downed bird in the air. “Oh, it fell to the ground again. Why?”

Why wasn’t a dolphinarium called? There are two dolphinariums in the Netherlands that could have helped her.

I don’t know exactly what happened on site, perhaps her health was really failing and it was the humane thing to do, but knowing the track record of the anti-zoo organizations, with what happened to Bob and Toa in New Zealand, and the Norwegian calves after Morgan, I don’t trust them at all.

They consider Morgan’s fate an absolute disaster and that death is preferable. Articles and blog posts about this whale are already out there spreading the old lies about Morgan. One that really got my blood boiling, claimed, with no ability to contact them to ask them to correct their mistake, that “a year ago it became clear” (??? She has been there for eleven years?) that “Morgan had to perform tricks for the public in the amusement park”.

Morgan had to perform tricks in the amusement park. Not that, oh, Morgan is healthy and thriving with other killer whales in a conservation park that is one of the best zoos in the whole damn world, is trained with positive reinforcement and loving relationships to perform natural, enriching behaviors in a modern zoological habitat, and that if she were left to just hang around in the back pool, antis would be complaining about that just as much, and it would actually diminish her quality of life.

To be a killer whale today, is to be the only species with the privilege that we have the ability to save you and help you live a long, healthy life, but you have to die because of politics.

Rest in Peace Bob, Toa, Pascuala, Wilma, the other Norwegian calf, and now the Cadzand whale. You all had to die because some people didn’t want you to be saved.

#stranded orca #beached whale #Netherlands #Morgan #Morgan orca #rescue #killer whales #orca #sos dolfijn #Pascuala was rescued in Mexico but Greenpeace blocked her transfer to SeaWorld

[bumblebeeappletree]

A 30-foot-long juvenile sperm whale washed up on Rockaway Beach on December 13, making it the sixth whale to be stranded in New York since October 20, according to the Atlantic Marine Conservation Society. Video shows surfers trying to push the whale back into the water, but the animal ultimately died.

The New York City Department of Parks & Recreation, the Atlantic Marine Conservation Society, the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation, and the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers reportedly responded to the scene.

The whale was slated to undergo a necropsy to determine its cause of death this week, according to the Atlantic Marine Conservation Society. Of the 6 whales beached, this was the 3rd that was specifically a sperm whale — a calf that was stranded on October 21 had to be euthanized, and another calf that was stranded on December 5 was pushed back into the water, only to later die on a New Jersey beach.

A spokesperson for NOAA said, ‘The best way to assist these animals, and keep them and yourself safe, is by calling trained responders and maintaining a 150-foot distance. Never attempt to return a large whale or other marine mammal back to the water without guided support from trained responders. Additionally, sperm whales are listed as endangered under the Endangered Species Act.’ The Marine Mammal Protection Act also makes touching and feeding marine mammals illegal.

#Earth #Environment #ClimateCrisis #NowThis

#now this earth #now this #Solarpunk #tidalpunk #beached whale #tw animal death #cw animal death #sperm whale #marine life #ocean #sea #Rockaway Beach #New York #USA #Atlantic Marine Conservation Society #surfers #New York City Department of Parks & Recreation #U.S. Army Corps of Engineers #New Jersey #NOAA #Marine Mammal Protection Act #endangered species #Endangered Species Act #Youtube

[awkwardlyaaron]

So there was a dead sperm whale that washed up nearby

It was very dead and smelled bad. It was not as large as I thought it would be but it's also very sunken in and decayed

Lots of people showed up, litterally a bus load of children so i didn't stay long or get very close cuz...people

there were these weird chunks of plastic blob looking things everywhere and I stepped on one and it was very soft like wax and I think I stepped in whale blubber or other whale related parts

So now my shoes and van smell and someone watched me sniff my shoe

#oregon coast #warrenton #right by the Wreck of Peter Iredale #like right next to ut #its cool #i wish i had gotten closer but people skills said no #personal #me #fuck #i dont know #sorry not sorry #dead whale #sperm whale #beached whale

[chaoticfandomthot]

Beached ! Whale ! Behaviour ! [I am laying down]

#aiden originals #am i queuing this right #beached whale #whale

[giffypudding]

What it feels like to breathe in hot summer air

#The simpsons #simpsons #whale #dying #hard to breathe #breathe #beach #sad #ocean #beached whale #sadness #bart simpson #lisa simpson #gif

[divineglutton]

Can't wait until my boyfriend will get me all huge and gigantic drowning in my flab 🤤

#need to be fatter #feed me #fat man #want to be fat #wide load #beached whale #gaining weight on purpose #male wg #death feederism #death feedee #death feedist #fatty #male belly #fat bear #fat belly #fatso

[montereybayaquarium]

It was a beach field trip sort of day … 😌🌊💙

#monterey bay aquarium #what if we met at the beach and got nerdy about whale skulls? #jk…unless #also gumboot chitons deserve more love

[howto-ifyou]

What To Do If You Find A Beached Whale:

Step One: Approach the whale if you’re ready to take the risk of it exploding due to gases built up during the initial stages of decomposition. Remember, being covered in whale chunks is temporary, but the excitement of touching the flesh of a dead or dying whale is also temporary, it’s all about risk and reward.

Step Two: If you’ve decided to approach the whale, there are some things you should understand:

The whale may explode violently, spraying whale guts everywhere. If you’re into this kind of nasty thing, go for it I guess?

Making love to a dead or dying whale is considered morally and ethically wrong by most. If you intend to do this, at least wait for the cover of night when there’s less families on the beach like a classy person.

Whales are not meant to be used as trampolines, even if they’re really big and squishy. How would you feel if someone used your corpse as a trampoline?

Whales should never be burrowed into as a sort of temporary camping set up. It’s not cute, quirky, or minimalistic to live inside of a whale. If you’re having delusions of being the Bible character Jonah and feel the compulsion to live inside of whales, please speak to a psychiatrist immediately.

Step Three: Consider informing the coast guard, they probably handle things like this. But remember, even if you don’t report it, someone else probably will. So remember that if you plan to do anything crazy with the whale.

Step Four: Maybe get a big boat and try to unbeach the poor creature yourself. Granted, you may have to “borrow” a random boat for the night, but hey you’ll be doing the world a favor. This is recommended if you’ve violated the whale in some way and gotten your DNA all over it. Police normally don’t test whales for human DNA, but in this day and age it’s better to be safe than sorry.

Step Five: Never speak of your shenanigans with the whale. Nobody can know what happened on that beach. Not even your spouse. You will be judged for your reaction to the whale regardless of how you acted.

#what to do #if you #find #beached whale #shitpost #satire #don’t violate the whales #save the whales

[silverpolish]

David Shrigley - I've Never Seen You (2021)

#this dude loves sea creatures #he has an untitled beached whale drawing and another fish and the pearl #ALSO highly recommend going to his website #the cursor is a giant finger and you can choose 4 diff colours for the background #it's just davidshrigley.com #david shrigley #art #whale #painting

[kahuna-64]

🌊🌊🌊🌊

#ocean #sea #oceancore #seacore #marine life #sea life #whale #whales #beach #beachcore #astrology #marine biology #goth #gothcore #witchblr #witchcraft #grunge #synthwave #vaporwave #aesthetic #travel #nature #photography #🌊🌊🌊🌊 #wildlife #vibes #moon #fullmoon #gothic #lofi