#bitch pick a side | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

kimjunnoodle · 4 months

Text

somehow my grandpa is more accepting of the gay fan fiction i write than the fact that i myself and a gay man

#he’s a pastor #and like i was drunk when i was on the phone w him last week and was ranting about this fic im working on #and i told him what it was about shshkwkask #and he was like wow you sound so passionate about it that’s good #and then yesterday on the phone #he asked if i had worked on my literature but then dead names me #bitch pick a side #either i’m a disgrace for living in sin or im ur talented* grandson #anyway it is nice to talk to idk the little family i do have but gods above please stop being mean #rants

4 notes · View notes

killerwithknife · 7 months

Text

I was just informed it isn’t normal to truly believe one day you will date your celebrity crush. um?

#every day #i realize how fuckinf massive my ego is #how do i hate myself and think im so important at the same time #bitch pick a side #okay ramble over #and no I’m not some freak that thinks I’m dating him rn #and like. im a lesbian #why do I believe this??#ok now the ramble is actually over

3 notes · View notes

danandfuckingjonlmao · 19 days

Text

atp phil’s like “ffs i wish i could hit you with a car then i wouldn’t have to be stuck with your annoying dramatic ass 🙄”

425 notes · View notes

fragileheartbeats · 3 months

Text

I can't be the only one who don't give a fuck about "I'm team black" or "I'm team green."

Like I can't be the only one who just want to watch these bitches killing each other and looking hot doing it, you know what I mean?

I don't care what they do, I don't care who's right who's wrong, I'm just here for violence, incest and pretty Targaryens.

585 notes · View notes

homuku · 1 year

Text

#picking up a call from ya side hoe on a date w your main bitch #art #homestuck #hom3stuck #aradia megido #sollux captor #eridan amplora #erisol #solradia #erisolradia #i guess #arasol

3K notes · View notes

introspectivememories · 5 months

Text

absolutely obsessed with the idea of timbern being super secretive over bear's time in the cult.

on one hand, bear is wildly insecure of his scars from the cult. cause it's not like he fucking got them saving the city or helping someone, he was just stupid enough to get sucked into a cult. (a voice in the back of his head that sounds a lot like his therapist and tim tell him that kids are supposed to be stupid and that his time in the cult is more a reflection of the adults in his life than his own choices) anyway his back and legs are like a mess of scarring and normally he'd just tattoo over them but scars have to be a certain age before they're tattooable. so he now just covers them up.

on the other hand, tim is insanely protective over bear's traumas. like if he got any more protective he'd be like certified deranged. so he just straight up dodges or lies about bear's backstory. anyway all this to say, they're hanging out in the pool at the manor and nobody but them ws supposed to be home. so bear thinks it's safe to take off his shirt. they're both having fun until someone says behind bear, "dude... what happened to your back?" cue tim lunging at them like a rabid dog and bear struggling to hold tim back going "tim, tim, what the fuck, what the fuck????"

#batfamily member: get your dog bitch #bear barely holding tim back smiling: he don't bite #them looking at tim growling and snarling and trying to bite them: YES HE FUCKIN DO!!!!#i think the idea of tim being more affected by bear's trauma than bear is insanely funny #bear talking about his trauma: yeah i was in a school shooting and then i got sucked into a pain cult but hey! you live and learn right?#tim punching the ground crying screaming: hasn't he been through /enough/?!#one of the cult leaders gets out on parole and red robin shows up at their house to beat them up #tim's bear's attack dog. his pokemon if you will #bad social scenario? bear shouts 'i summon you tim drake!' and tim the sappy bastard that he is strikes a pose like theyre team rocket #that's a compleste lie btw. tim is the pokemon girlie. bear is the yugioh girlie. they get into arguments about this daily.#it does not help that dami and duke are on bear's side while jason and dick are on tim's #it becomes an all out war and bruce refuses to pick a side #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern

175 notes · View notes

apollosbisexualass · 1 year

Text

I like to think that Achilles, Hector and Patroclus are all sitting in Elysium laughing together whilst hurling rocks at Paris in the Fields of Punishment

552 notes · View notes

figayda-meteor-shower · 18 days

Text

Idk I feel like a lot of people are looking at the petty snipes tbk and trg make towards each other and going “this is why the bad kids killed them, isn’t that fucked up?”

If that were the case the rat grinders would’ve been dead way earlier? Bc they’ve been bitching at each other and disliking each other all season?Obv the reason the bad kids killed trg is because they were trying to destroy a town. The petty reasons are just garnish, and I personally love it. Like obviously the bad kids would be bitchy and snippy while fighting for the survival of their hometown. They’re teenagers lol.

#dimension 20 #fhjy #fhjy finale #fhjy spoilers #the bad kids #the rat grinders #genuinely loved the feel of the early finale fight where it was like a slap fight between two petty groups of people #finally allowed a space to bitch about each other #but obv that’s not the whole reason the bad kids are fighting them. what.#and I definitely think while Brennan can pander to his players (which. I don’t have a problem with. dnd is a collaborative effort)#I think that he definitely set up the rat grinders as having done all of this and being bad guys in advance #and the players were just (rightfully) picking up on the clues he put down to this being the case #I would’ve loved them to have more of a role. or more of a two-sided rivalry or foil stuff or whatever #but im also happy with what we got tbh

29 notes · View notes

lesbianphan · 5 days

Note

please say it (about phil/ken and public perceptions) (inquiring minds want to know)

Hi!! Sorry for taking a bit to reply as well, I'm not sure I actually know how to word this without upsetting someone in some way so I've been thinking about it and I still might fuck up, BUT I'll give it a shot:

in many ways way back in the day, after they became "Dan and Phil" instead of AmazingPhil and his twink boyfriend Dan, or just "Phil and Dan" if you're boring) the public perception seemed to be that Dan was the famous cool one and Phil was... just Phil? People thought he didn't look as good as Dan a lot (which.... mental!) or that Dan was the Interesting one in a way? Even though it started as the opposite cause Phil was already somewhat known when Dan entered the scene, it shifted a lot over the years, to a point that people wouldn't watch Phil or care about him, besides the phan aspect of him, even well out of the "we're different people" era.

Of course I wouldn't say it was a majority of their audiences, but there was a good chunk of Dan's audience that didn't care for Phil in general (as you could see from their huge subscriber gap) which also reinforced the argument that Phil was somehow the lesser one out of the two of them. In fact, the amount of Phil love we see these days absolutely warms my heart, cause I remember a time when people who truly appreciated Phil for Phil and not just Phan where a much smaller number.

So this comes down to the I'm just Ken thing. A lot of the times people perceived Phil as just the other guy from Dan and Phil, cause everyone was obsessed with Dan. I feel like he's always been incredible at giving Dan his moments, ofc, but at the same time it stung everyone who cared about him how much some parts of the public didn't care about him and treated him like "just ken" in a way, yk? Only interesting when part of a set with Dan, not individually.

Anyway if you remember the absolute NIGHTMARE that was Dangirls.... if you know you know! lmao You've been through War and I appreciate it, comrade!

#opinion #is this anything? not really askdjsa #soz I thought I could express this better #but yeah Dan has barbie energy insert the clip of him as a kid performing loool #just wanna reiterate I don't agree with any Phil slander I've always loved that bitch okay #in fact I used to refuse to say which one of them I preferred over the other cause back then it was not at all as harmonious as it is now #now u can just be a dannie or a phillie and we all love both of them and each other and have a lovely time #it was war back then and ofc I couldn't pick a side if it meant I didn't care about the other one

16 notes · View notes

hyp3rfixation-h3ll · 6 months

Text

not to get into discourse mode on here but the recent shit w/ ao3 being once again called out for being run by racists/genocide supporters and seeing so many fucking Absolute Gormless Shitheads blindly defend OTW and going " dOn'T bRiNg FiCtIoNaL PoLiTicS iNtO tHis!!!111!1 " as if they are not immune to propaganda is wild . my siblings in sin , ao3 is literally The Racism Fetish Fanfiction site , and propaganda via fictional work is exactly how racism perpetuates. ao3 and the otw are a part of the problem whether you choose to acknowledge it or not because they contribute to the cycle of violence , fetishisation and colonisation of marginalised groups via complacency (and sometimes even blatant PASSIVE ENCOURAGEMENT) , and then they cover it up by using soft cutesy buzzwords like " anti-censorship " and " free speech " and their dumb ass complex tagging system to appeal to white people , so when Actual Minorities and people affected by the shit they put on there speak up about it they're met with all kinds of bullcrap about "jUsT bLoCk ThE tAg If It'S a PrObLem1111!111" or "YoU'rE jUsT bEiNg a fAnDoM cOp!11!!"

You're a part of the problem if you support ao3 and actively continue to use it & donate to them , especially in the wake of the OTW being actively chockful of zionists who will , ironically , silence those who speak up and rally with Palestine for liberation . And If you decide to take this as me being hostile towards you or trying to " bring fiction into real world issues " , remember that at Any point in time you can go on ao3 for yourself and find thousands and thousands of raceplay fics and other various works that glorify and condone racism , and that the otw and their large userbase (primarily composed of white people!) has a track record of trying to shut up POC when this issue is brought to light .

Idgaf if ao3 is for " anti-censorship " , because there's a difference between anti-censorship and HIDING BEHIND the concept of free speech and the 1st amendment to do and say awful , horrendous things and believe you're above critique , punishment or consequences for it .

tl;dr: fuck ao3, fuck the otw, free palestine, and most importantly: you are NOT and will NEVER be immune to propaganda if you choose to ignore it because it benefits you.

#the captain's rambles #ao3 #archive of our own #racism cw #free palestine #🍉#otw #ask to tag #also its dumb to request not bringing politics into the topic of ao3 #the concept of anti / pro-censorship Is a political statement #anyways. this isnt even touching on the nasty shit ao3 will let you put on their site about Real People (INCLUDING REAL CHILDREN)#mfs be like “you guys are so worried about fictional kids!11!!” yeah cuz if thats what youre willing to write about fictional kids #then how the Fuck am i supposed to trust Your bitch ass with writing about Real Children in a Normal manner #btw ao3 / otw bootlickers who try n come in here and go ERM ACKSHUALLY will be shot at on sight by my rocket launcher #fiction bleeds into reality and can and DOES influence it you dickless jabronies . that's Literally why The Jaws Effect is a phenomenon #and why racist propaganda (like what the IOF spreads) is so effective #you cannot rally against the oppressor and side with them at the same time because “muh fanfic site”#pick a side or get out you spineless fucks #oh and btw. if you try to equate this with just mindless discourse you're incorrect and undermining the larger issue here #which is Literally #otw and ao3 are built off of racist and arguably white supremacist values and THAT is why they fire people --#-- for having the oh so heinous opinion of “hey. racism is Bad.” and allow fics that condone racism and fetishise it on their site.#and post. this has been your once in a lifetime tumblr rant from sonic t hedgehog about why white people in fandom more often than not #fucking suck Butt Ass & absolute Balls #im gonna go shower and get some tuna now

48 notes · View notes

suburbanlegnd · 5 months

Text

the way everyone has been annoying me lately

#I've been picking up fights with my family since the beginning of the year or maybe even since last November #it's so exhausting #having bpd really means getting irritated and mad whenever your family starts talking #i don't even try to talk to them about my mental state anymore because they don't understand me at all #They think I'm just making it up and playing the victim #So funny when people who are neurodivergent dehumanize others for being neurodivergent. Like pick a side bitch lmao #They really pretend to care about mental health and are like “mEnTaL hEAlTH mAtTeRs” and hate people with personality disorders #DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE #I hate my brain I hate my body I hate my family I hate my friends I hate everyone I hate-#rambles #actually bpd #bpd thoughts

24 notes · View notes

musubiki · 11 months

Text

this and also she ends every fact with the phrase “verified” or “real science fact” so everyone is like oh shes DEFINATELY full of shit and then its all true LMFAOOOO

#coco turning from the most punk ass lazy student to the only one who went to college #everyone is extremely supportive #[going on a magic adventure] (okay but we have to be back before tuesday because cocos final is due at midnight)#marshal broke her laptop once and they went OFF on him #(ALL HER ESSAYS ARE ON THERE!!!)#i think she would be a business major #lime: ofc you go to college and pick the most basic bitch major there is #coco: at least its actually gonna let me HELP mochi instead of taking up space being moody all the time (lime)#(says a random fact) and everyone: (thats not true)#coco: it is a took a class on it once. real science fact #the only side effect is that coco and mochi now occasionally fight about historical facts #because what they teach in the central kingdoms educational ciriculum is different from whats written in mochis spell history books #(who are you gonna believe--the kingdom that charges you 100000000 dollars per class or your best friend who can literally make things poof #out of thin air??)#coco: where is your source

42 notes · View notes

visceralcoma · 8 months

Text

#bg3 #bg3 memes #massive side eye to ppl body swapping Astarion onto Wyll #as of Astarion doesn’t already have the MOST content out of all the companions #srsly four hours more than Wyll #like out of all the companions to pick to body swap on you pick WYLL’s???#fucking greedy bitches

23 notes · View notes

obessivedork · 5 months

Text

Fallout 4's biggest crime is that I & 99% of the OCs I'm interested in creating and playing would never in a MILLION years agree to name a kid Shawn. I don't have anything against the name or people with it, but it is very much not one I would ever pick or say yes to when there are other names to pick from unless my partner had a REALLY strong sentimental reason. Even THEN I would negotiate and see if we can't have it as a middle name rather than a first name.

#side note I care so little about this kid that I spelled it Sean instead of Shawn in this post originally lmfao #This is exaggeration obviously its biggest crime imo is that the story MAKES you a parent to begin with #I think slaughtering an entire vault of people you KNOW would be sufficient enough motivation to go seek revenge #Like BITCH YOU DEFROSTED MY FRIENDS IN A WAY THAT KILLED THEM!!!!#If we REALLY need family involved give the player some very kind elderly parents/grandparents!#don't get me wrong I'd burn the fucking world down for my niece but I don't really want that experience in a video game #& I'd pick Philip or Sylvia so like. I'm not immune to 'names other people would probably not pick for their kids' either but Shawn? 😭#not much to report with Michael right now I'm doing more sidequesting with Hancock- took out covenant or whatever it's called #still having fun dungeon crawling! Going to hunt down the Railroad so I can join it next!#fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #kat plays fo4

14 notes · View notes

cannibalovers · 3 months

Text

"What if we all left together? Like we were supposed to."

15 notes · View notes

naneki-maid · 8 months

Text

I really try not to pick sides when it comes to Kikyo and Kagome in regards to Inuyasha because I’ve always felt that depending on the time period, one or the other makes a good match for Inuyasha. Like in the past Kikyo was Inuyasha’s first love—and he was her last and only love. Inuyasha was young, reckless and bent on becoming a full demon. But before Kikyo dies, she helps to remedy that obsession and at the same time begins to help Inuyasha become a better demon.

In the future, Kagome helps Inuyasha understand humans better, this in return helps him to become more compassionate towards them. His willingness to help others is solely influenced by Kagome—going off on missions that are not specifically related to finding the jewel shards and Naraku are all choices that past-Inuyasha would have surely hesitated with. Thanks to the experiences that they’ve shared together, both Inuyasha and Kagome have grown significantly (physically and mentally) since season 1. Which is why it’s so annoying that a lot of the times whenever Kikyo appears, Kagome reverts into this annoyingly jealous child, which she technically is.

The tragedy of Kikyo’s death and her forced return sometimes makes it hard to hold her accountable for the decisions she makes. As a priestess, she’s helpful when she chooses to be, but it’s really annoying that every time the three of them meet up it turns into a novela, suddenly Kikyo and Kagome can’t stand to breath the same air.

Anyways, I’m nearing the end of season 6 and I’m not saying Kikyo should have stayed dead, because I know she still has a part to play in defeating Naraku, but just maybe Inuyasha and Kagome were all the better for it?

#🫠🫠#this was longer than intended #loving this series is having to fight the urge to pick sides!#like kagome is the reancarnation of kikyo! she could have been helping Kagome become a stronger priestess this whole time…#why force 2 bad bitches against one another? it never made sense.#kikyo and Inuyasha loved each other before Kagome existed #why fight that?#makes me so sad. and annoyed.#inuyasha #kagome #kagome higurashi #kikyo #anime #like Inuyasha grieved her AGAIN #then she shows up and disappeares and doesn’t even say what’s up?#she makes it difficult that’s all I’m saying. and then kagome’s childish ass annoys the hell out of me

15 notes · View notes