#broken noodles

[fuckitupconnie]

#simon #simon petrikov #fionna #cake #fionna and cake #adventure time #sad broken pathetic little noodle man #this man cannot catch a break dawg #meme #reaction meme #shitpost #doodle #2023

[painsandconfusion]

You know that tiktok thing where people wrap spaghetti in a kitchen towel and bend it across the countertop and s l i d e it so the spaghetti snaps into a million little pieces?

That but with tiny whumpee.

#im sorry #tiny whumpee #g/t #giant tiny whump #tw abuse of noodles #tw not for italians #tw broken bones #tw death #because #uh #idk if theyre gonna survive #so #death

[glass-noodle]

I must know what they do to Connor to make him depressed afterwards :(

You will pay for making me cry so much everytime I reread your comics

The answer is probably what DIDN’T they do 😅 Connor’s the first known merman in captivity and Kamski and Co. aren’t held back by scientific or medical ethics. You can fill in the blanks :’)

I will say that Kamski’s favourite experiments are those involving Connor’s rapid healing abilities. He’s had more than a few incisions/excisions, some of which have been less…anesthetized. Just to measure stress response and its relation to healing rate, of course.

He hides his spiraling as best he can, but he’s been cracked open and violated so many times, in so many ways, that on his bad days he often feels like nothing more than an empty shell. That he has nothing left to offer; to himself, to his family, to Hank.

He hates Kamski, but he did this to himself, after all. If only he had been faster, stronger…more resilient.

#I’m so sorry this boy is so broken #he will heal with time. promise #maybe not fully but back to having some semblance of peace and normalcy and agency #maybe even stop blaming himself one day #lab merman au #Connor #Kamski #tw torture #tw abuse #tw trauma #thank you for telling me this it’s the highest compliment an artist can receive 😚💕 #all my love and sorry for making it so angsty lol #*elmo on fire gif* #noodle talk

[ladyofthenoodle]

why are the bah humbug workaholic ladies in christmas movies always like. in offices wearing suits with designer luggage. the real overworked single ladies are city elementary school teachers who spent their friday night lesson planning and forget to change out of the reindeer themed pajamas they wore to work and have 5+ year old luggage with a zipper that sticks that they can’t afford to replace. let’s give THESE ladies a small town hunk to show them the meaning of christmas. and buy them a stiff drink.

#this post brought to you by my suitcase being broken #HOWEVER i think we can blorbo it adrien can be the overworked teacher #noodling

[akiira-a]

Mi buen amor

(⁠ ⁠≧⁠Д⁠≦⁠)

#my art #gorillaz #stuart pot #murdoc gorillaz #2d #2 d gorillaz #2-D #noodle #broken #russel gorillaz #plastic beach #clint eastwood #feel good inc. #studoc #2doc #murdoc niccals #damon albarn #yaoiart #noodle gorillaz

[cutemeat]

Soup!

which is ur fav ? :3

I hate it!

#Plz dont kill me.....ik how tumblr feels abt soup.... #and tbh i wish i liked soup =( #i hav actually said before i feel like my life would actually b SO much easier if i liked soup.... #becuz the extent of my cooking abilities is put it in a pan Heat it Up #but sadly..</3. #there is no chicken noodle in my heart #he still hated the bougie soup he's just broken #thx for the ask tho anon ily<3

[miserye]

somehow my roommate managed to fuck spaghetti up??

#chatterye #not fucked as in burnt #burning food is easy #but like somehow it doesn't look like spaghetti even though i know that's what she made #like it's so ?????? #i absolutely am shaming her #i'm tired of their shenanigans #but i'm saying this because the pot is almost full of completely broken up noodles #meaning it is going to sit and rot for the next week or two on the stove in that pot

[ezrathekoolkid]

heres something before i go to prison (school) 🔥🔥🔥

#gorillaz #art #fanart #gorillaz fanart #noodle gorillaz #noodle guitarist from gorillaz #noodle #ヌードル #russel gorillaz #russel hobbs #noodle phase 3 #russel phase 3 #gorillaz phase 3 #plastic beach #gorillaz broken #redraw #artists on tumblr #digital artwork #digital art #digital #digital fan art #digital drawings #digital drawing #my art #my artwork #my fanart

[pk-anxietychild]

I'm pretty sure my AU sounds and looks so chaotic to people who don't know it

#he's a good kid. he has one noodle star #he got it for saying please to someone #mother 3 broken mind #mother 3 post broken mind au #mother 3 lucas #mother 3 fanart #mother 3 #mother 3 au #mother series #pk anxietychild art #art

[captain-lessship]

Oh Mother Green Pt. 1

“Alright, what the fuck have you ordered now?” You shouted as you looked the crate into the living room.

Murdoc rose up off the sofa, nervously laughing, “About that… that would be our guitarist.”

You looked at him, “Murdoc. Human trafficking is a crime!” You began to panic. “Get the prybar, 2D!”

The lanky singer walked to the closet, you knocked on the crate, “Hello? Is someone in there?”

A knock came back. “It’s okay, we’ll get you out of there.”

2D came back with the prybar and handed it to you, “Here, do you think she’s okay in there?”

You wedged the hooked in under the wooden lid, “She better be or you are going to have to explain it to the police.” You said, looking at Murdoc.

After a few attempts, you broke the lid off, revealing a surprisingly calm little girl. You locked eyes with her and instantly there was a feeling of protectiveness.

Ever since that meeting in the FedEx crate, you loved Noodle more than you ever thought you were capable of loving anyone or anything else.

You smiled as you were cooking up a small breakfast when a pair of arms came around your legs. It was Noodle.

“Morning,” you said, attention going back to the pancake you prepared to flip.

The little girl went to go sit at the table, waiting on you. You saw her out of the corner of your eye playing with the fork and butter knife. Yet again, you felt a pair of arms wrap around you, this time further up on you.

“Morning, Murdoc.” You said, feeling his head rest on your shoulder.

“Whatcha cooking?”

“Pancakes and I am thinking about attempting a cat shaped one for a little someone.” You said loud enough for her to hear, drawing a smile from her.

Murdoc tilted his head to press a kiss to your cheek, “What’s got you in a lovey mood?” You giggled.

“It’s just me, you… and the kid.” He said.

“Oh so you’re embarrassed of me around the boys.” You tsk-ed at him.

Murdoc rolled his eyes playfully, “Always trying to pick a fight.” He removed his arms and walked to the table where Noodle sat. You glanced at the scene before you: Murdoc and Noodle simply talking, even though Noodle was talking a entirely different language, he seemed to understand to an extent.

You smiled at the sight. Murdoc was rough a little deep than the edges but deeper down than most would care to look was a good man, a caring one, one that wanted more than life would give him. That was why he tried so hard to be this over the top rockstar and he was successful with it.

You couldn’t help but think back to the younger days of your relationship, when your mom warned you about boys like him and your dad was tempted to drown him in the bathtub.

You remembered when you ran off with him, with only a back pack, purse and your last paycheck from your cashier job; Oh, how your mom cried and your dad yelled as you rode away on the back of his motorcycle, not caring how fast and how far he was going to go. Being nineteen, young and free was how you saw him still.

Since that day, you enjoyed being the missus. You helped plan out shows, you made the real estate deal for Kong Studio and you took care of them all.

You flipped the last pancake onto a plate, “Who wants the first one?”

It had been years since then. Still, you smiled as you thought about it all, fond memories hung in your head like forgotten Christmas lights.

Noodle’s Sweet Sixteenth Birthday, 2D getting his Law Degree, Russel publishing a cookbook and Murdoc and you getting married, lasting a few years then getting ‘divorced’ after it was brought to light that he forged the marriage certificate.

You and Murdoc had, like many rockstar young love havers, fell apart but Noodle still called you ‘Mama’ which was the highest honor you could have ever been given.

You were sitting on the porch, gently humming as you painted when you heard someone call your name.

“Mama!” You looked up and saw your sweetheart, “I got you something!”

“Oh, you didn’t have to do that!” You said, standing up and walking to open the walk way gate for her. As soon as she closes it behind her, you put your arms around her. You kissed her cheek as you both walked up the path, “You must be tired, sit here. I made lemonade!” You said, cheerily.

“I need to talk to you.”

You stopped and looked at her, “About what, sweetie?”

Noodle looked at you, “Murdoc started a cult.”

“What for?”

“Seducing a demon.”

You laughed lightly, “Of course it was, poor bastard could never pick up girls, I had to go to him.” You then rolled your eyes, “Execpt the Paula Cracker incident, could’ve killed him right then and there

“Mama, I think he misses you.”

You went silent. A life full of peace, quiet and no obligations is what you were living now.

You had your daughter, a few friends that came over and talked about books, gossip and recipes with, a side hustle of making paintings and doing portraits of people. But oh god, did you miss him.

“What makes you think that?” You asked her. You looked at her long and hard, mind drifting back to the little girl who was scared of the dark and wanted orange juice with every meal.

The teenager who crashed your car into a light post and told you to get out of her room.

The young lady who shone brightly with the influence of your kindness and Murdoc’s ambition, who was looking at you; thirty years of love, pride and purest joy staring at you.

“He seems so lonely and he still has a picture of you in his wallet. Multiple actually, which, quick question, did you really look like that in the 80s?”

You chuckled, “Why yes, my hair was that big, bleached and frizzled. A real Janet Gardener type but if you thought mine were bad, god, you should’ve seen Murdoc, a Kip Winger reject.”

Noodle noticed how you lit up talking about your youth and how you and he used to be. She knew you missed him too.

#fanfic writing #fanfic #romance #x reader #fem!reader #x fem!reader #established relationship #broken relationships #divorce #gorillaz #gorillaz fan fic #gorillaz fandom #gorillaz fanfiction #gorillaz noodle #murdoc gorillaz #2d gorillaz #2d stuart pot #russel hobbs #russel gorillaz #murdoc x reader #murdoc niccals x reader #falling back into love #reader calls Noodle daughter #Noodle calls reader Mama #adoptivedaughter #adoptive mother #family dynamics #Spotify

[lunityviruz]

Bitch I'm so fucking hungry I could eat some lima beans rn 😭

#rants n rambles #was gonna make me a pack of noodles till I realized my raggedy ass siblings crushed the pack #bitch ion want broken up noodles #I'm going to bed hungry

[asterionscat]

I noticed how similar 2D 's and Noodle's designs are in phase 3.

they both present some kind of stripes

have palettes that tend on dark colours

Have mostly red accents in their clothing

And also green accessories

Their haircuts are also similar

#Gorillaz #🐠 #2D #Theories in the tags because I am a coward lol #I wanted to talk about how her hairstyle is also much more distanced from Murdoc's #Expecially comparing it to phase 2 #And Cyborg #But It's also true that there were 5 years between those phases #And I didn't include it #Noodle #Update: Noodle is also seen playing the diamonica during the Broken visualiser #I wanted to add this because keyboards and such are mostly associated with 2D #Don't know if that really counts

[noodleblade]

not noodle blade dropping some sad af fic and then acting like they didn’t just rip my heart out of my chest

Haha oops. I take it that means you enjoyed the fic, had a lovely experience, will be coming back?:3

Hope your heart returns to its chest btw!!💖

#thank you for reading it!!!:3 #also love my user name being broken into first and last names #please call me Mr Blade #wait no that sounds edgy as hell #call me noodle mr blade was my father #anonymous #asks

[torgawl]

was angry but ate a little treat. now i'm still angry but my belly is full and i am amazed by culinary wonders <3

#that one meme with the broken heart and the noodles but for me it's a pizza pastry from lidl or cinnamon cookies and black tea #delicious food gives me strength to not grab my things change my identity and move to another country on a whim when having to interact #with family members #also the fact i am broke but mostly the food 😂 #it's okay i'll be back to the routine of being mostly alone by monday :')

[snobgoblin]

i think with all they've been thru the Gorillaz should definitely have more scars

#tw scars #gorillaz #examples include #russel getting harpooned #noodle being trapped in a burning building and getting beat up so badly that she still had bruises years later #murdoc getting his nose broken every 2 seconds #idk about 2D i think hes just genuinely invincible once he got run over by a monster truck and he was fine

[lyric-central]

The New Road- Vanilla Gorilla

a fathers prayer for peace for his daughter, encouragement for a suffering soul, and a warning to a troubled man.

So come on jump in my commotion

You come with me, let’s sit by the ocean

We could watch the days go by, days go by

As we live in a paradise, yeah oooh

Oo oh oh, you gotta keep an open mind

Oh you know that, everything’s gonna be alright

Oo oh oh, pay attention to the signs

Hope you know that, you control your mind

Yeahh

Don’t feel alone, discover things that you thought you’d never know

‘Cause when your time is torn, I hope you’re satisfied, son

You gotta focus on what makes you feel so good inside

Piece together your soul, the precious stones that you hold

Let the negativity dissolve, and the positive on mind evolve

lyric dissection below

v1: Russ reminds Noodle of the innate beauty of the ocean, and that it’s a paradise to enjoy despite everything it reminds her of. he will sit beside her and watch the ocean until she can find peace in its depths.

v2: Russel assures both 2D and Noodle that this time on the pink shore will end. He pleads with 2D to stay strong, physically and mentally. This is a chance to discover new things about each other. whenever Murdoc comes down from this manic episode, Russel expects him to be satisfied.

v3: Russel encourages 2D and Noodle to persist in what brings them joy, such as singing or dancing. Their souls and spirits are precious stones to be cherished that Murdoc will never crush. They have to release their hatred and embrace positivity and peace.

#gorillaz #russell hobbs #russel gorillaz #noodle gorillaz #plastic beach #not ship #murdoc niccals #music #2d gorillaz #strobelight mv #broken #no ship #gorillaz humanz #positive energy #peaceofmind #my photos #my stuff #Spotify