#but HE is hot okay!!

[adhd-merlin]

Scientist in a white lab coat (sliding a photograph of Colin Morgan across the table): So, Colin. Would you describe him as attractive? Me: Yes. Scientist: "Hot", even? Me (chuckles): Yeah. Scientist: Right. (takes photograph back, replaces it with a photo of Benedict Cumberbatch) And this man. Hot, or not hot? Me (decisively): Not hot. Scientist: Interesting. (scribbles some notes into her little notebook). And tell me (slides both photographs across the table, laying them side by side) do you notice any resemblance between these two pictures? Me: Me: Why are you doing this

#they're the same picture.jpg #not me acting like i didn't also have a massive thing for cumberbatch lol #listen I admit I might have looked at benedict with a lustful eye once or twice in my life #there was a moment when he was - dare i say it - pretty #but even at the height of my obsession I never thought of him as hot. he wasn't. I knew in my heart he wasn't. #but S3 of Humans Leo Elster and S1 BBC Sherlock? #they are definitely related #colin looks like ben's younger brother in some scenes I stg #but HE is hot okay!! #there's something less reptilian about his face #he's also a natural brunette so bonus points #(though I've recently come to the realisation that I might like gingers so) #but dark hair + blue eyes? perfect combo #can't beat that I'm afraid #colin morgan #benedict cumberbatch #ramblings #*not merlin

[evyltalks]

lowkey obsessed with this man…

@imdamagecontrol you know which one is for you <3

#big boobed man #pretty James 🤭 #im obsessed with a man (a little ashamed but it’s okay he’s fictional) #marauders #art #marauders fanart #fanart #james potter #james fleamont potter #james potter fanart #James reading #James being hot #musician james

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou has never cared much about whether or not his partner is experienced, or less experienced. Never had much of a kink or fetish when it came down to how much sexual experience someone had, but—there’s just something about you. You with your unsure lip biting and lowered eyes, your twisting hands and nervous little chuckles.

“I don’t really know how to kiss,” you share with him, a secret, a whisper passed from your hovering mouth to his own. It’s been an odd some amount of dates you two have been on by now, and this time you went back to his apartment afterwards. You sit on your knees beside him on his too big couch, his legs facing you, arm around your waist, yours around his shoulders.

“Really?” Bakugou asks, doesn’t mean to sound as teasing as he does, as breathless. But, he’s surprised more than anything—you, as sinfully seductive as you are, don’t know how to kiss someone? He leans back to take you all in, a tiny little smile lilting the corners of his mouth.

“No, not really,” you murmur, running a hand through the hair on his nape, eyes bouncing all over his face, yet avoiding his eyes. “Will you teach me?” You ask, and who is Bakugou if not a weak man?

So he shows you the proper way to kiss somebody, a hands on demonstration. He pulls you in real close, guides your head to tilt to the right, purse your lips like this, run your tongue over his like that. Now suck on it, let out all the pretty sounds if it feels good, kiss him just like that. And before you know it, you’re a pro.

The next time you see him, you ask him the proper way to give someone a hickey. I don’t wanna give you a blood clot, you had laughed, sitting on his lap this time. And Bakugou, ever the great teacher that he is, shows you how. Demonstrating on your neck, your collarbone, your tummy, your inner thigh, the curve of your ass. You don’t give him nearly as many hickeys as he gives you, but the big purpled one sitting over his pulse point, he wears proudly until it fades. And after that, he’s asking for another, and another.

And after a few months into your relationship, do things finally start getting real hot and heavy. He sits at the island in his place, tired, arms folded, back leaning against the island and his head lolled over on his shoulders. He’s surprised when you sink to your knees in front of him, all doe eyed and incubus smile, hands resting on his thighs.

“Can you show me how?” You don’t even have to specify what you’re talking about, but you eye the way his cock already jumps to attention under his shorts. If this were anyone else, he’d bat them away and tell them that he didn’t feel like playing teacher. But with you—he’d gladly show you any and everything your heart has ever yearned to know.

“Breathe through your nose, baby.” He instructs you, hand gathering your hair in his fists. Your mouth stretches wide around his cock, eyes watering, but you push through it all. He tells you to wrap your lips around your teeth, to swallow whenever his tip brushes the back of your throat. Shows you how to stroke whatever you can’t reach, rub his balls in your palm whenever he starts getting close.

He doesn’t have to teach you how to swallow.

When you ride Bakugou for the first time, you don’t even have to ask for instructions. Just give him that look, all pouty and pitiful, hands on his chest as you grind against his cock resting against your lower belly. Barely any words are spoken as he guides you, lifts your hips, teases his tip against your hole, stomach fluttering in anticipation.

After that, you feel like a pro when it comes to doing anything with Bakugou. But, he doesn’t mind playing teacher whenever you need a little bit of guidance.

#I hate this fucking app with a burning passion #bc why did it take me almost ten mins to edit this #bc it kept crashing and acting DOMB #annoyed and overstimulated 😝 (help) #this was what I thot of at 6am yesterday lmfao I liked how it came out #he is so vury hot to me I need him carnally #okay bye I have to pee and I’m baking and nawt happy about it #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #are the tags working yet???? I’ve given up on them :/

[mobius-m-mobius]

#Sir Derek Jacobi is just gonna keep getting away with it huh 😔 (insp)

#doctor who #good omens #david tennant #john simm #michael sheen #derek jacobi #aziraphale #crowley #tenth doctor #the master #the metatron #good omens 2 #bless text posts bc this popped into my head while watching too but i often forget i can gif any ridiculous things i want lmao #would've loved more of jacobi!master except him immediately finding ten hot like oh OKAY two can play at this game is so valid 🤧 #don't get me started on the horrifying look from the metatron btw it gave me actual chills #(and no john didn't really need to be in this but previously being user johnsimms lives on in my heart so yes he did 💖) #good omens spoilers #dwedit #goodomensedit #dianagifs #gos2spoilers #flashing cw

[ryuubff]

more winter outfits and froggy hat sebby inspired by this post that i saw o-<-< (it's so cute)

close ups below the cut~✮!

first we have our beautiful man

and everyone's favorite trio ^_^ i didnt know whether i shld do a guinea pig or cat for abby but i went w a kitty since she wants one .. and of course puppy for sam!!

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #stardew sebastian #stardew abigail #stardew sam #stardew robin #idk how ot draw a hat so i halfassed it #AGAIN... IDK WHY I RENDERED SEBASTIAN SO MUCH #IT WAS ANOTHER SKETCH TURNED RENDERED... #at least hes gorejougs #hes so beautiful... my husband #THEY LOOK SO COMFY AND COZY!!! #i love their silly trio sooo much #NEW PROFILE PICTURE PERHAPS....? #sebastian only looks like he has an almost mullet because the fluffy parts got squashed down by the hat OKAY #AND EVEN THEN HE'D STILL LOOK HOT WITH ONE. #god he looks so smoochable in this i swear #sdv #sdv fanart #sdv sebastian #sdv abigail #sdv sam #stardew fanart

[barrel-crow-n]

Inej when she was younger: I want a kind, pious boy who brings me my favourite flower because he took the time to know me well enough to know which one I like most

Inej's future boyfriend: A bitch, literally the most impious person alive, people literally think he's a demon, gifts Inej knives instead of flowers, chucks flowers into the canals

#“isn't he just so dreamy?” #at least he's hot <33 #no he's TRYING okay?? #he may be a soaked evil rat of a man #but he is TRYING :3 #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #grishaverse #six of crows duology #kanej

[vellichorom]

just a LITTLE something to tide over the crowd while we wait for the final verdict ~ FRESHLY prepared by @tsp-narrator-ask! ft @steampoweredwerehog!

#twinkie talks #Narratorsweep #The Stanley Parable #The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe #TSP Narrator #HI STEAM SORRY STEAM #steam's narrator's here because i asked friends which narrator i should put in front of a steaming hot plate of My Narrator & unfortunately- #IT'S OKAY he's NICE & gamey! good salt ratio

[thebatcreature]

There's the "Clark's body gets cold but he doesn't feel cold" head canon and then there's "Clark is unhumanly warm when it's freezing" one

#yeah he's hot. literally. #superbat #okay im done im gonna draw different characters now promis #my art

[verysaltynik]

His name is Matthew Michael Murdock because when i see him i go MMM

#saltstext #Daredevil #matthew murdock #matt murdock #charlie cox #mmm #THE MAN IS HOT OKAY #HE'S 41 AND HE LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY #I CANNOT #IT WAS THE BEST ACTING CHOICE EVER #WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THAT NEEDS TO BE PAID 40 MIL IMMEDIATELY

[chaeilay]

it's so cold today that i feel like i'm unintentionally cosplaying richard papen with pneumonia and chronic hypothermia

#it's okay though #cold>>hot #the secret history #richard papen #he's so silly #chaotic academia #winter #books #please give me book recommendations #bye now

[chubunited]

help i cant stop drawing big boob maxxy in crop tops

#fatfur #furry #maxxy #my art #fat appreciation #sorry not sorry he's just hot okay

[maxsix]

Song Mingi at Coachella 2024

#yeah...... #song mingi #mingi #ateez #tw: flashing gif #tw: flashing lights #tw: eyestrain #okay linguists: please invent more words for him #i can't keep using hot and handsome and ridiculous and amazing #as cameron crowe would say #he is incendiary #high five if you understood that reference #mingi gif #ateez gif #maxsixgif

[junkanimate]

I'm a big believer that Tang had long hair when he was younger, It's true in my mind.

Also here's an artistic rendition of Mk's reaction when Tang finally decided to cut them (100% the scene from adventure time)

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk mk #lmk tang #mk monkie kid #tang monkie kid #my art #everytime I see an edit of Tang with long hair I get 2 more years in this world #he's just perfect with long hair #PLEASE GIVE THIS MAN LONG HAIR #I NEED IT #also sorry I have no idea if Finn actually says “hot chop” in that scene #but everyone just generally quotes that scene wrong so eh #it's okay if it's not 100% perfect

[bxnnie-bxwl]

yeah

#me too bonnie #HE HOT OKAY #CANT HELP IT #anyway #art #fnaf #fnaf security breach #evil!freddy #glamrock fronnie

[thebubblesareevil]

Writing prompt: Danny failed science and Temperature affects the weather!!!

So when a cold front meets a warm front is can cause a storm, sometimes they can become extremely dangerous….

Danny has been really stressed lately with college applications and exams, plus the fact that his powers have been getting stronger lately. So one day he flys out to the middle of nowhere and lets off some steam in the form of letting his ice core go a little crazy. He does this every now and then to help him destress, today he used a little more power than usual but no big deal right?

Wrong. One week later the justice league is at his door and confronting him about a series of severe storms that have been created that they managed to track the energy source back to him.

Now they are trying to confront him about being a weather powered meta.

To be fair he was fighting the box ghost when they were learning about hot and cold fronts, how was he supposed to know they could form tornados?

#danny phantom #ghost king danny #dc x dp #brain vomit #dp x dc #writing prompt #I don’t have time to make another one! #ice core #pay attention in science class kids #hot+cold+water=bad day #justice league #okay but imagine red tornado #forcing Danny to sit through an entire lecture #on the water cycle and how cold air can affect meteorological events #Danny is trying so hard to convince them he’s not a meta #he’s just dead

[toasteaa]

Horrible, awful habit of running my thumb on my lip when I think. Holding the tip of it between my teeth, letting it rest on the swell of my bottom lip, letting my tongue just barely touch the very tip of it; cannot - will not - stop thinking about Neuvillette fixating on it.

It's nothing significant - it should be nothing significant - but oh. There's something about it. The motion of your thumb running over the deep curve of your bottom lip, up along the crest and pausing on the dip of your cupid's bow, before continuing its path back down to settle back in the middle of your bottom lip; as though it's a pillow for it to rest while you gather your thoughts. The indentation as you push down ever so slightly, just enough to let the tip slide in. It's barely enough to even count as your mouth being open; your lips are too full to let more than the barest hint of teeth show where they're lightly closed around your nail. Your tongue is just barely raised to meet the intrusion. It's almost an invisible action, but he can see the tiniest flicker of movement when your tongue presses against the tip, and it makes something in him ache.

Neuvillette doesn't understand it; how something so innocent, so casual, could send these licks of desire straight through him. How, even though it does not (fully) distract him from the topic at hand, he finds himself following every move with his eyes while you're blissfully unaware. How he wonders if you'd make the same expression if it were his thumb against your lips. Or even, how you'd look if it were something else entirely -

It's not long before he slips up. His hand moves faster than yours, and while he tilts your chin up against his fingers his thumb rests against that curved swell of your lip; he's almost lost in the softness of it. He can feel your surprised gasp through the thin material of his glove along with the startled whisper of his name you let out and - oh, it sends a flame through him. He can't stop himself as he follows that familiar path, feeling the gentle dips that he's traced with his eyes so frequently.

He blinks. His mind catches up with his actions.

"Forgive me," said so calmly, as if Neuvillette's heart wasn't racing in his ears.

Yet he doesn't stop. He lets his thumb continue that path, rest on your cupid's bow, before coming back to rest on your bottom lip. Your lips are already parted, they have been the entire time, but he can't help but gently tug your lips down just a bit further. Just a little hint of that temptation -

"I was simply curious."

Surely you will pull away. Surely you will reprimand him for touching you so freely, so...wantonly.

"Only curious?"

For the first time since he'd moved, Neuvillette's eyes meet yours, and he can't describe the feeling curling through him when he sees that telltale spark in your eyes. Though, perhaps the softly stifled groan he lets out when you open your mouth oh so slightly to let his thumb rest against your teeth tells on his emotions more than he could put into words. You tease him with a bite and watch as his pupils dilate at the action, listen as he sucks in an uncharacteristically sudden breath. Relish in the hint of gravel that lingers on his exhale.

"...only curious." A lie. A blatant lie. But...perhaps it's one you can let him slip away with for now.

#toast talks #genshin impacted #Toast gets self indulgent before passing out AGAIN #Whatever I deserve this!!! I deserve to tease that old man and see what gets him going!!! #I also think its hot and sexy that I do in fact trace my lips when I'm thinking. I also bite on them which means he should bite them too - #just bend me over your desk already FUCK #x reader #genshin x reader #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x you #genshin smut #neuvillette smut #kind of???? its suggestive at the very least #okay goodnight I have to go dream about a dragon that absolutely wants to fuck but is holding himself back for some reason 🫡