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lolitafushiguro · 1 year

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Nap Time with Satoru, Suguru, Kento and Toji

ー just some headcanons for nap times with these men because i drank pure black coffee even though im not supposed to bc of my meds and now my mind is telling me to write something so i can fall asleep after 😂 sorry i think i'm not gonna edit this.

ー cw: mentions of sex ★

Satoru

he doesn't sleep

at least he doesn't sleep for long hours

if you're the type of person who values a good sleep then you'll find him annoying because he will pester you.

"babe, i wanna fuck." "babe, i want to eat crepe." "hey babe, cook pancakes with me." "babe there's a new sweets shop in town and it's their opening day i wanna go!!"

he'll tickle you, poke you everywhere, pepper you with kisses, play with your hair… you name it.

"let me sleep for once gojo satoru!" you yell at him, covering your face with a pillow.

but he won't stop. and he knows that even if he pesters you like that you love his company and you love to nap with him so he will pretend that something urgent came from jujutsu tech and attempt to 'leave'.

"oh, i just got a message from megumi. there's a new special grade curse spotted in roppongi and i need to go assist them…"

since you can't see him, you feel him shuffle away from you and hear his footsteps…

but in reality he just moved to stand by your bed and is marching his feet to pretend that he's walking away from you.

at first you were kind of disappointed but you had a feeling, so when you got up to look at him, you expect the same old thing again.

"not this again…"

"okay okay i'm sorry! it's just that i don't want to sleep. the sun is up and bright! we should be out sightseeing." he exclaims ever dramatically.

you just sigh in exasperation.

"you can always do it yourself you know." you reply.

ouch. he always wants to do everything with you though.

"fine, i'm staying here…" he grumbles, going back to bed.

honestly he's such a manchild

you know he likes to put on this act every time he wants attention so you grab a book for him to read and cuddled yourself beside him.

"wake me up in 2 hours, i have work to do."

but after that 2-hour nap you woke to him sleeping, he has the book close to his chest, unread. you smile to yourself fondly. you know he needs all the sleep he can get, even if most of the time he doesn't want to.

Suguru

stroke. his. hair.

the best time to nap with him is after showers in the afternoon.

you both would take turns drying yourselves and it's so intimate?? please.

he doesn't nap often like satoru but when he does he usually ends up napping until the evening.

but he loves massages.

he always falls asleep when you give him massages and it makes you feel satisfied.

but usually he's busy with worship at the temple so that's most likely the reason why he can't nap with you all the time.

if he's not at the cult, he's studying philosophy and ancient scriptures on jujutsu sorcery and cursed spirits.

so you either:

give him a massage, he falls asleep and you follow suit

or come to him while he's studying, lay on his lap and feel the afternoon breeze on your skin as he reads by the balcony, and fall asleep.

"love, you need to wake up. i believe you still have something pending, yes?" his voice slowly wakes you and you hum in reply, voice groggy.

"mm… thanks for waking me." you yawn, immediately embracing his body and clinging onto it for a while.

you mindlessly stroke his hair and he smiles, caressing yours too. you both stay like that for a while as the afternoon slowly turns to dusk.

he may or may not fuck you there. hmm…

Kento

weekend naps!!! yayy

when this man sleeps, he sleeps like he won't wake up.

can't blame him though, exhaustion is like his second nature :(

so when it's the weekend and you both don't have work, you'll both do some house cleaning, bake a little perhaps, and read together.

then you have a designated hour when you'll just crash together on the bed and nap ー which usually turns into a long sleep.

but if you're a light sleeper then you either cook him dinner or wake him up to cook for you.

okay bonus: that designated hour for napping? honey you fuck before you tuck your sheets and sleep. that's the silent rule you both follow.

"what should we do after dinner? if we ever wake up." you chuckle.

"up to you, darling." he kisses your forehead. "we can go to the cinema or take a walk." he adds.

"ehh… i don't feel like going out. it's so cold and i'm very tired from this week's workload." you reply.

"well, in that case… do you want to finish the wine we got from Denmark?" he suggests.

"and eat the leftover pie?" you nudge at him.

you both wiggled your brows at each other playfully and nod together, laughing.

Toji

ohhhhh boy

instead of napping you're likely gonna be fucking

this really became a spectrum of mtl likely gonna fuckk during nap times 😂

kidding aside, toji is so-so when it comes to naps. he's a physically active man and he's rarely home because of his missions and the possibility of him gambling to his wits' end is 99%

so if you're a clingy bimbo you can't expect him to be with you all the time (that's me, i'm bimbo. ouch.)

when the occasion happens and he comes to you frequently, napping with you would depend on his mood

sometimes he would use your washer to clean his clothes and spend all day cleaning out his weapons

my goodness, what a freeloader

and sometimes he would spend the day just fucking you.

it's insane, really.

anyway, the naps would come after fucking, and then when you wake up he's gonna go for another round ー you'll lose your mind i'm telling you. remember to clean up after sex!

but sometimes, when he's in a mellow, depressive mood thinking about his past, cuddlebug!toji mode is activated.

and you, being the understanding but naive lover you are, would immediately take him in your arms and just spend hours talking about random things in your lives, but he rarely talks about his traumas; so you do the same.

"and so what did they say?" he quips.

"well they made everyone pass, but the issue lies in the way that the student lied about being sick just to take the exam he missed. everyone is pissed at him since it's the first time that the prof did this. the prof always shuts down examinees who fail to take his exams." you blabber.

there was silence for a while you caught him staring at you with blank eyes.

"what? what are you thinking?" you ask, intuitively knowing he's deep in his thoughts again

"nothing." he averts his gaze and reaches for you. he hugs your body tight and you did nothing but find comfort in his warmth.

oh, how you wish it was always like this.

ー Lolita

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jade-len · 3 months

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no but seriously though, let's say that you've never read svsss and proceeded to transmigrate into pidw as either sqq or one of bunhe's random npc shixiong/shijie. is there anything you guys would've done different from sy?

personally, if i knew that bunhe was going to literally become the embodiment of toxic masculinity, a dictator who collects women as if they were some coins, and a man who's overall just the product of the abuse cycle... i would try my damn hardest to prevent any of that lol.

but, for me, i would not promote a harem or bingge's fucked way of thinking. even if i just transmigrated as some other disciple, there would be absolutely no way i would let bunhe turn into bingge (also because.. why would i let the entire sect continue to abuse him). and, probably not even really bingmei as well? i don't know, i would obviously still protect and befriend him, but i think i'd be much more stricter about teaching bingbing morals, good ethics, mental health, all that jazz.

like, we live in a time where we actually know better about that stuff! might as well pass down our 20th century knowledge, y'know? i know sqq loves binghe the way he is, but if i read pidw i would most definitely not like bingge's character due to airplane's wack writing

(cut under is just me rambling lol)

but if i were to transmigrate as sqq... honestly, it would go two ways for me. genuinely, i think (after the ooc function) i'd just run away from the sect and take on a completely new appearance using magic airplane plant bullshit, find binghe (because i know damn well the abuse wouldn't just stop there.. also because the system will probably still demand for me to be some sort of mentor), then be like that one cool teacher or older brother figure? i'd definitely be more of that instead of a proper shizun. idk, i'd just treat binghe as if he were my little brother

or, since binghe is still bunhe and thus hasn't darkened at all, i would maybe pull him to the side and say that i'm actually not his shizun. probably claim that the real sqq hated teaching (which was why he abused binghe) and kids, so he made a doppelgänger (me) to replace him as he goes to buttfuck anywhere else from here. since i would know of luo binghe's loyalty at least from never having read svsss, i'd tell him to respect sqq's wishes

this is so that binghe would at least know that i'm not shen qingqiu. because remember, in this alternate timeline i only know pidw instead and don't know if binghe would forgive sqq for all the abuse he suffered, so don't blame me for going that route! again, i know that the system would still probably require me to be his mentor for the abyss arc, so i'd have to still stay as bingbing pretty much gets an entirely new person as his shizun. but hey, would he complain? i don't abuse kids and thus won't ever hurt him. plus, i don't think i'd be able to constantly put on a mask and pretend to be sqq, the least i could do is have luo binghe know the "truth"?

look i know that that probably breaks the system's rules, BUT remember, you can negotiate with the system. "well, i'm not revealing my identity as a transmigrator or the system? i'm technically still 'shen qingqiu', im supposed to be a doppelgänger, a copy! remember? so i'm technically him." also, i don't remember any rules about running away and such for the new identity plan, just that binghe still needs a mentor to push him off. i feel like with enough negotiation, i would be able to do this (also yes i know that i wouldn't know about the system not being strict, but i feel like i would figure it out pretty quickly, considering that i bitch a bit and will find a way to back up my argument if I'm really insistent)

speaking about the endless abyss!! yeah no i don't think i would be able to push him off. i think i'd make it abundantly clear that i don't want to, but i'm cursed to "fulfill" a prophecy or something.. either through a bunch of metaphors and stories. or, since system never said i had to full on betray him, just that he needed to be in there, i'd kinda just. tell him to jump and that there was nothing else i could teach him or something. i'll be waiting, bingbing!

and finally: what about if binghe fell in love? ...honestly don't know what i'd do with that. i feel like i'd be more gege material if anything since i'm not super different in age with bingbing, so i'd most likely see him as a friend or younger brother instead of a disciple (and i'd definitely treat him like one too. sorry, i just don't think i'd be able to take my job as a teacher or anything seriously, nonetheless actually teach teach. mentor-ish or bro figure, yeah i could do that. responsible teacher? okay, now you're asking for too much). so maybe? maybe not? i don't even know if i meet binghe's standards (which, admittedly, is kinda low but you get my point). i'd probably wanna kiss liu qingge though lol

#also yes i'd probably punt shang qinghua #or rat him out if he doesn't reveal being a transmigrator #try to avoid like. hundreds of kids dying from the abyss opening.#this is not to hate on sqq of course #im just curious to know what other people would have done #svsss #mxtx svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #danmei #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #luo bingmei #shen yuan #liu qingge #luo bingge #pidw

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cheesysoup-arlo · 14 days

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Cady’s Cousin pt.2

A/N: sorry this is mostly like “texting” also the relationship/couples I have in here are (karen and gretchen), (cady and regina), later I’ll add (janis and reader) and maybe (aaron and kevin g) idk maybe lol I won’t be tagging the ships since they’re not the main ship I hope y’all liked this lol

(Sunday 8:30pm)

*Cady created a group chat*

Cads 🦁: hey guys I made this group chat so (Y/N) can get to know you guys, you guys can get to know them, and just for fun 👍

???(1): aw Cady that’s so sweet, this is Aaron by the way lol

(Y/N): can everyone send their name please 🙏

???(2): karen 💕

???(3): Beyoncé

???(4): that’s Damian ^, this is janis 👾

Damian🌟: janis you’re no fun this is homophobia

Janis👾: yeah I hate the gays 🙄

karen💕: ??? u hat me 😞

Janis👾: no not you karen just Damian

karen💕: o okie 😽

???(5): the hottest bitch you’ll meet

(Y/N): hi Regina

Cads🦁: Y/N!!!

(Y/N): cads chill I know she’s off limits

Regina👛: aw baby you’re so cute when you’re jealous

Janis👾: barf 🤮

(Y/N): 😭😭😭

(Y/N): wait where’s Gretchen?

karen💕: sleping 😴

Damian🌟: Important question! Y/n are you one of them queers?

(Y/N): I would be offended if you thought I wasn’t

*damian has named group chat “fruit loops”*

Janis👾: I-

(Y/N): oh that’s-

Damian🌟: OK STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC TO THE GAY BLACK MAN IM A MINORITY HERE

Regina👛: how’s everyone feeling about school tomorrow? I’m kind of excited mostly because the school cheese fries just hit different yk?

Cads🦁: I’m excited too but for classes I picked an extra math class this year

(Y/N): ha nerd 🤓

(Y/N): I’m nervous lol but at least I have you guys

Janis👾: I’m not excited I hate school it keeps me from doing more important things

(Y/N): like what?

Janis👾: sleeping

Damian🌟: I’m excited I decided that I’m gonna take the new senior only theater class which is a little out of my comfort zone but I’ll manage

Aaron🧍‍♂️: I was supposed to be graduated last year so I’m not excited at all

(Y/N): YOU GOT HELD BACK?!?! WHAT?!?!

Aaron🧍‍♂️: yeah I failed English and history so I couldn’t graduate

Cads🦁: it’s ok Aaron now you get to be with us for another year 😊

(Sunday 11:50pm) fruit loops

(Y/N): guys I can’t sleep

Janis👾: same I’ve been lying very still and it’s not working

Damian🌟: janis did you take the melatonin I gave you?

Janis👾: yeah but it’s not working 😔

Damian🌟: welp that’s a you problem then

(Monday 2:30am) fruit loops

(Y/N): do you think I can fit 40 mini marshmallows in my mouth?

Janis👾: oh absolutely

(Y/N): omg ur still awake too?

Janis👾: yeah lol

(Y/N): I just put 35 mini marshmallows in my mouth idk if I can fit more

Janis👾: if you fit all 40 I’ll give you 5 bucks

(Y/N): challenge accepted

(Monday 2:37am) fruit loops

(Y/N): I fit all 40 and almost choked lmao

Janis👾: lmao nice your $5 will be given at school

(Y/N): yippieeee

(Y/N): dude I literally can’t sleep

Janis👾: wanna call? That’s what me and Damian used to do before he got a good sleep schedule lmao

(Y/N): um sure me and my friend back home used to do that too

*incoming call from Janis👾*

“Hi” you whispered suddenly feeling a little more tired with her company even if it was only over the phone “hey” janis said with a small yawn “nice shirt” you say seeing her Lego movie shirt “oh um thanks” she says with a laugh “so what’s up?” “Let’s take turns asking each other questions until we fall asleep” you say with a little yawn “hmm ok favorite color?” She asks you “ooo definitely (your favorite color), how about you?” “Hmm either green or purple” “ooo good choice, hmm hobbies?” “I sing and write a little but I guess art even though I don’t consider it a hobby it’s more of a lifestyle” “art? Can I see some?” “Yeah sure I’ll show you some stuff tomorrow” you both yawn “shit it’s 3 am” janis sighs “fuck” you chuckle sleepy “um I’m getting tired” janis says with a tired laugh “me too” you say starting to close your eyes “good night (y/n)” “good night Janis” you say with a yawn falling asleep as she hangs up

Monday 5:30am

“Pst…(y/n)? You gotta wake up” your cousin said lightly shaking you “ugh five more minutes” you mumbled “no come on up you gotta get ready” she insisted, you got up against your body begging to go back to sleep “good morning sleepy head” Cady said with an enthusiastic smile “cads what time is it?” “5:33” “doesn’t school start at like 8:30?” “No it starts at 8 and I wanted to make sure you had enough time to get ready and have breakfast, breakfast is very important” “uh huh…mm thanks cads” you say with a yawn deciding to get up and look through your clothes “meet me in my room when you’re done getting dressed, ok?” Cady said “um ok?” You said grabbing your favorite jeans and shirt then going to look for your jacket as your cousin left

(Monday 5:40 am) fruit loops

Gretchen🌷: good morning everyone soooo so sorry for not texting yesterday I went to bed early

Regina👛: it’s ok Gretch don’t worry about it

Regina👛: also damn I think Janis and (y/n) our new insomniac duo

(Y/N): unfortunately yes I’m so fucking tired also good morning Gretchen

Aaron🧍‍♂️: why are you guys up so early it’s not even six yet? I literally woke up because of all the buzzing

(Y/N): cads woke me up :(

Regina👛: my skincare and makeup routine take like and hour

Gretchen🌷: I like mornings ☀️

You finished getting ready and headed over to Cady’s room like she asked you to. “What’s up cads?” “Eee (y/n) ok so first of all how are you feeling about your first day” “a little nervous and tired I only got like 2 and a half hours of sleep” “oh goodness (y/n) why didn’t you sleep sooner?”cady says concerned “Because I wasn’t tired?” You half joked. Cady hands you a paper. “That’s a map of the school the way Janis sees it she gave it to me on my first day I feel like it could be helpful for you” “oh um wow thanks cads” you say giving her a half hug. Your aunt knocks on Cady’s open door “hey girls good morning” “good morning mom” Cady says enthusiastically, you yawn “morning” you say with a small smile “I’ve got to head to work but I’m assuming you girls have a ride?” “Yeah Aaron’s gonna pick us up I think?” Cady answers “alright I love you two, be on your best behavior and call me or text me if you need me” your aunt says as she leaves “bye” you and Cady say at the same time. You head to the kitchen and pour yourself a bowl of cereal

(Monday 6:40am) fruit loops

Regina👛: my mom is doing a coffee run what does everyone want?

Damian🌟: iced coffee, oat milk, vanilla

Gretchen🌷: just the usual for me and Karen

Janis👾: iced coffee, oat milk, lavender

(Y/N): um (your coffee order) please

Cads🦁: can you just get me a tea?

Regina👛: yeah of course I’ll get your favorite

Aaron🧍‍♂️: regular coffee, cream and sugar please

Regina👛: ok also who’s picking up who today? I can get Karen and Gretchen as usual

Aaron🧍‍♂️: my mom said I don’t have car privileges this week so I can’t give anyone a ride

Damian🌟: I can get janis for sure but if anyone else needs a ride I can get them too

Cads🦁: can you give (Y/N) and I a ride please we’re ready whenever you are 👍

Damian🌟: yeah I’ll be over in 10 then we’ll go get Janis because I know she’s not ready yet

Janis👾: I would be offended but it’s true

Regina👛: alright meet at our usual spot?

Aaron🧍‍♂️: 👍

Damian🌟: sounds good see y’all soon

#janis ‘imi’ike #regina george #cady heron #gretchen wieners #damian hubbard #karen shetty #aaron samuels #mean girls 2024

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gisele0127 · 11 months

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Hear me out, bllk boys as sush parents-

Which of them would be the most caring and responsible ones? Which will be the ones that forget taking care of them?

(Im new in your account by the way, and I love you writing, hope youre doing well ＼(^-^)／ )

bllk boys as dads!

notes: I love this request! I hope it’s okay and thank youuu :)

Isagi -

Would definitely be one of the best dads along with kunigami! I feel like he would be a girl dad and would be so protective of them. He’s very responsible and cares for both you and the kids even when he’s gone for away games. He definitely FaceTimes them every night when he’s not home! And when he gets home late he never forgets to go in their room to give them goodnight kisses. No matter what age you two have kids wether it be in your teens (accidentally of course) or later in his career, he is very responsible and steps up 100%.

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Kunigami -

He would be an amazing dad! He’s very very protective of his kids no matter how old they are! He would be a responsible parent but every once in a while he breaks the rules with his kids! Would definitely sign up his kids for sports at a very young age, but even if they don’t turn out to be as good as him he is still very proud! He gives the best hugs to his kids. He loves loves loves giving his kids piggy back rides! He would just be a very fun dad but still makes sure no one gets hurt.

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Nagi -

Nagi might not be the most involved parent but he still loves his kid. He never wanted kids but when you got pregnant he was surprisingly happy. (Obviously not planned) He didn’t know why, honestly he never thought he would make a good father. But when your kid was born something clicked in him. He gets very jealous of his kid because you started giving them more attention. Sometimes he forgets he’s a dad and that he has a kid😭. They mostly bond over video games. Nagi taught them how to play at a very young age.

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Reo -

SPOILS HIS KIDS! You love to live a humble life but he does not. Obviously. If he has a daughter as his first born he spoils her rotten. He’s got a soft spot for her, especially when she looks just like you. He’s a very responsible parent and when his kids grow older he expects a lot out of them. He hires tutors for them and makes them study a lot. Even though he spoils them he tries to make them be a little humble, per your request. Reo never thought of having kids, it never crossed his mind. So obviously they were a surprise. Either way he loves them to the moon and back.

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Shidou -

Hes to be the cool parent everyone wishes they had. But sometimes he can get a little irresponsible. Has definitely forgotten his kid at a park and lost them at a mall. He kinda just lets his kids do what ever. Bad grades? “Hey that’s okay!” Got in a fight? “Did you at least win?” But this man loves his kids more than anything. They are your twins after all. No matter if they like it or not he signed up his kids for football at a young age.

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Barou -

THIS MAN HAS SUCH A SOFT SPOT FOR HIS BABYGIRL. When she was a baby he was kinda grossed out by the vomit and poop but he eventually got used to it. He would be such a good dad. One of the best. Very overprotective like kunigami. One annoying habit he has though is that he yells at his kid to keep her room clean and make her bed every morning. He does his daughters hair. Every. Day. And he’s so good at it too. He spoils his girl rotten. He thought he was a one and done but maybe he wants one more kid.

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4kiraa · 10 months

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JOCK ITTO AND HIS “EMO” GF😱

nah cuz you can tell me itto nd his gf wouldn’t be total opposites…

cw!: fem!reader, talk of being emo☠️, reader just wears black and dresses kinda like those goths on pinterest that i be calling mommy, mentions of bullying really minor i swear, modern hs day au because i know absolutely nothing abt genshin LMAO. ALSO NAWT PROOF READ.

No one could believe what they were currently seeing.

A 6’5, jock who was known for being the “himbo” of their school, walking hand in hand with the all black wearing girl who was an entire foot shorter than him and who’s looks could also kill. whispers filled the air as girls who had been crushing on your bf since the dawn of time glared at your warm smiling faces.

no one could believe what they were currently seeing

JOCK ITTO! who for the past 2 weeks has been enchanted by you, a girl he sees every two days in the library either reading a book or listening to music through your black sonny earphones decorated with tiny little skull stickers. he was originally sent there by his teachers because he had been failing in almost every single subject. it’s not like he was dumb!…well ok he kinda is, but it was mainly because of his sports. being a jock with countless games at different schools along with practice was very hard!!!

JOCK ITTO! who told his gang of jocks about you, the mysterious and very pretty girl but was shocked to hear their response.

“oh, you mean y/n?” one of his friends cackled. “she’s no good news arataki” he said as he patted itto on the back. “yeah!” one of his other friends chimed in “i remember trying to askin’ her out once, she’s a dark beauty alright but man is she cold! before i could even finish she walked away from me!. im tell’n you man, shes totally stuck up” “ itto was surprised to say the least, ‘was that all true?’ i mean, how would he know? he’s never even talked to you before, he’s just stared at you like a lil creep admiring the way you brushed you hair , or how you would apply your lip gloss, and how- “you know itto” one of his friends said while interjecting his thoughts. “ a girl is the last thing you should be worrying about, we’ve got a game soon and our best player isn’t with us because he’s too busy trying to complete his homework” he was right, itto thought. he should be focusing on sports, not some girl. but still for some reason, he just couldn’t get you off his mind…

JOCK ITTO! Who after thinking about you for days, decided to go and talk to you instead of hearing about you from his friend’s experiences. “hey! i’m arataki itto, what’s your name!” he said while running towards you in the library “i’ve seen you a couple times before and i just wanted to say that-“ “SHHHH” the librarian loudly shushed him as itto covered his mouth. “sorry! n’yways as i was- he froze solid as your pretty mascara covered eyes looked him up and down, your plump lips parting to respond. “i’m sorry, do you need something?” itto, still frozen, started sweating. 'is she mad at me? why does she sound mad? is that always how she sounds😨?’ mans was stressed ok, and it didn’t help that you were a criminally beautiful girl because we all know despite this man being one of the most popular guys in school and having girl all across the damn country thirsting over him, he still has L rizz.

JOCK ITTO! Who, for the first time, saw you crack a warm hearted smile at his awkwardness, creating little black butterflies in his stomach. “i’m just kidding” you say will playfully hitting his arm ‘i’m never going to shower after this🫡’ itto thought. “my name is y/n, i’ve seen you in the library for the past few weeks, you need any help?

JOCK ITTO! who you now help out with his homework, both of you learning new things about each other. for him, he learns about your style and ‘dark’ interests. And for him, you realize that’s he’s actually not so dumb. and as the two of you gradually grow closer, the more stares and whispers that you both gain.

“Nahh, is that y/n and itto? ain no way😨”

“shut up, she’ll hear you and sacrifice you, i heard that’s what then emos be doing bruh”

JOCK ITTO! who after 3 months, finally decided to ask you out, fumbling over his words and looking like a damn fool if i’m being honest.But no thing could prepare him for your answer. “so you like me huh?” you said in a sly tone. “sure, let’s go out itto, show me a good time” then bro fainted…

“um itto, itto… you alright?” dw about him he just fainted from joy 🤗

No one could believe what they were currently seeing.

LMAO I FORGOT TO PUT TAGS ND TS FLOPPED SO HARD😭

sorry ngl ts was ass at the end cuz this been in my drafts since 1987. also emorights ok bai:3

#itto x reader #genshin itto #itto #genshin fanfic #genshin x reader #anime x reader #genshin fluff #itto x y/n

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de-bauchry · 1 year

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Tense

?pairing; tokita ohma x gn reader!!

?warning; suggestive, teasinggg, mentions of hand kink, bruising, cut man reader!! nurse reader?? choking no gender implied

?a/n; this was gonna be like a male reader insert but I just idk I haven’t been describing any body parts or just implying gender in my writing lately and would rather leave that up to u guys until idk feel like assigning a gender to my writing?? 💀💀 I hope u guys enjoyyyyyy pls lmk if you want a pt 2 or not

tokita had quite a match today but nothing he couldn’t handle. despite red and purple blotches of bruises being all throughout his body, he was still an formidable force not to be reckoned with, leaving that fight with the latter in broken bones, in need of a new face entirely, and more than likely unable ever to fight again. so compared to the other guy these bruises and aches and pains were nothing; at least he was still able to have a fighting career.

but you on the other hand were not taking this lightly you know that Ohma is used to this and is pretty good at handling pain, but you knew once that adrenaline and excitement from the win washes away? the pain begins to settle in, and he’s not doing enough to keep his body in shape. as his cut man seeing him like this only upset you everytime he came back with this oh-so-nonchalant attitude about his busted up body. the guy did a great job of dealing a plethora of blows at his shoulder, abdomen, and sides pretty good, a few cuts on his face here and there nothing too serious, but ohma’s shoulder and ribs were bound to breaking damage. they could snap in any minute if his movements are too rough or even just standing up too quickly or even stretching.

“hey. you gonna keep ogling me or are ya gonna patch these up or what?” tokita asks turning his head to look over to where your standing. arms folded and tut staring him down with a laser focused look in your eye while you examined him, to him you looked good when you were focused like this.

“shut up, no one’s checking you out fool I’m looking at your wounds.” you insult whilst walking towards him. grabbing some wrapping bandage, an ice pack, some painkillers, and a wet rag from behind you before setting the items down beside him, and settling yourself between his legs, squat down in front of him. silence enveloped the infirmary room as you began your tending to his wounds, splaying your hand out against his side where a major darkening bruise was, his abs gracing your fingertips. you huff in disappointment at the wound before looking up at him. “think you could sit up for me?”

tokita who was a bit surprised that you weren’t talking his head off already, the emotion not apparent on his face figured he was in deep shit because of your silence, deciding to comply without pissing you off just in case; he rise up slowly, pain immediately striking his rib from the action a grimace escaping him from doing so. he tried again to sit up from his hunched over position but the pressure you started putting onto the fracture had made him stop.

“I can’t sit up if your gonna break it.” he says through gritted teeth as he looks at you confused on what your getting out of furthering his pain. “im only trying to stop you. clearly you can’t sit up Mr. Dramatic.” you take your hand away from it gently replacing it with an icepack that you could tell immediately soothed him from the way he groaned. “you’ve gotta stop letting them hit you so much.” you were looking up at the fighter with genuine sincerity and concern as you had one of his free hands in your own.

tokita looked down averting your gaze, eyes landing on your thighs in deep thought as he was considering what you were saying. in honesty he wasn’t too happy with your words, he was an unstoppable man a wound meant nothing to him, a broken arm was like another day, a broken rib wasn’t nothing either so why was this one taking such a toll on him? he couldn’t feel the full affect that it was taking on him yet but the pain was definitely slowly starting to weigh in. hunched over he replaced your hand holding the ice pack with his own to keep it in place. “I know what I’m doing. the day I’m not the strongest will never come.” tokita replies with a strong affirmation, lifting his head to finally meet your gaze with his serious one.

“if you know what your doing then stop letting them hit you. you like to rile up the crowd and even your opponent by putting your body on the line, but if you keep doing this you won’t have a body to fight with! so take this seriously. take your health seriously. you can’t be the strongest if your bodies broken down.” you spoke with passion and conviction, giving him a little stare down of your own before going back to tending to him, grabbing his hand to look at his knuckles. they were bloody and a little swollen like you had anticipated, delicately wiping the blood off his knuckles treating him with subtlety.

your words had struck something within him, he didn’t think you cared so much and quite frankly he was at a loss for words, letting a comfortable silence take over as he just watched you take care of him now. eyes roaming over your features and the way you treated him with care. just how soft you were being while cleaning him up, the way he couldn’t exactly deny your statement, how brazen and challenging you are towards him, the way your eyebrows would knit in concentration, your pretty (e/c) eyes, the way your cool strong hands felt against his skin, the way this position with you between his legs made you quite vulnerable. his muscular form and height towering over your average one making you look much smaller than you happen to be.

you followed your wiping ministrations up toki’s arm to wipe away previous fighters blood off him and all his wounds but you can’t say you weren’t getting distracted. it was something about the way toki’s veins were gorging from his hands up his arms that made things a bit hotter for you. who were you kidding it was undeniable that he was fine, and you may have a bit of a hand kink because of him.

as you wipe along his knuckles, your movements had started to become more languid and precise as you went up his forearm and biceps, your eyes glazed with heat, fixated and tracing along every vein that went along with your movement, drool starting to pool at the corner of your mouth which goes unnoticed by you (you just wanted to touch them, feel them). a thick tension brewing in the air.

tokita caught onto you rather quickly though. watching the way you’ve started to pay extra attention and particularly to his hands or arms, how you were eating him up, and don’t think he didn’t notice you drooling. this made him wanna tease the oh-so-professional you by taking your hand and placing it on his rock hard chest, giving you a feel as he looks down at your doe eyed shook expression with his usual mean mug.

“don’t play coy now my perverted little nurse. help yourself”.

“I-I n-no this isn-“ you stammer over your words nervously as tokita’s strong hands cutting off your air supply had stopped your sentence, veins looking rather threatening now, lifting you from your previous sitting position now on your knees before him, faces inches apart. “huh? lying are we? I don’t really like dishonest people nurse.” a smug smirk spread across ohma’s face.

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abitofafreudmoment · 2 months

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HELLO IRL FRIEND OF NICO

i have noticed that you are into discworld and would like to hear more about it bc i am interested in reading it but am incapable of getting into anything unless it's been hyped up to me enough and you seem like you'd be willing to ramble lovingly about this series so uhh. favorite characters? what's it about? themes? fun tidbits?

(no pressure though and sorry if this is a weird way to introduce myself hi im luce)

lol no worries Luce! yes I'm very happy to ramble for you. (post-writing here, this is so all over the place sorry for like not sticking to one area but hey it's defos a loving ramble - kinda just talked about vague stuff, but I can 100% go into specifics).

So. . . where do I begin?

40 books in the series, he wrote right up until his death. NOT a continuous plotline through all 40. In fact, I recommend not starting with the first one (two actually)as it's not spectacular (that being said, it is still worth reading once you're in the series, good for the overall worldbuilding if memory serves). below is a sorta ok guide to how they connect - I have my issues with it but it's the best I've found.

I wouldn't recommend starting with Sourcery, but that's cuz Rincewind isn't my favorite character - I'd start with either equal rites or Lords and Ladies or Mort or The Truth or The Fifth Elephant or just wherever really as long as it isn't the Colour of Magic or the Light Fantastic.

A few crucial ordering things - READ THUD AND SNUFF (and ig Making Money and Going Postal) BEFORE RAISING STEAM. READ THIEF OF TIME BEFORE NIGHT WATCH. Those are the really imperative ones that you gotta order right, generally do it vaguely chronologically and yeah. Have at it.

The Hedgehog Song - this is a tidbit that shows up a lot in the Witches books as a very rude song that Nanny Ogg sings, BUT WE NEVER GET THE WORDS and I so want them.

Because it was written over 32 years, there are so many characters that just like slowly worm their way into it and I love watching a character turn from like a single footnote into a fully-fledged, important-to-the-plot character (I'm looking at YOU, Cassanunda)

SPEAKING OF FOOTNOTES OMG the books are riddled with them and. . . chef's kiss they add So Much to the series. They're so funny.

Pratchett is actually just like so funny as an author in general, but wittily so. Not saying he does pure comedy - he doesn't. Many a time have I cried over a Pratchett book. He's also great at taking stuff and . . . twisting it ig into something brilliantly new - Take, for instance, Maskerade, which is the Phantom of the Opera but Pratchettifyed (New word! yay! I'll be using it a lot I'm sure.). or like just what he does with Fairy Tales in general (Witches Abroad, Lords and Ladies sorta)

Also his MAGIC omg - soft magic system done right. I also love like the different approaches to magic that the witches and wizard have to it. Also how like the Creatures from the Dungeon Dimensions get [spoilers removed]

The gods man. Love them. They exist, they feed off of raw belief (Small Gods' premise is that people start believing in the institution formed around a god as opposed to the god itself and then that god like almost dies cuz no-one believes in him. (surprise surprise it's a commentary on the Church)) and they play games with the lives of men (the Last Hero). Love Granny Weatherwax's opinion on them which goes smthn like this: "No use believin' in 'em, it only serves to encourage 'em." <-- As a concept belief is not simply tied to the gods either. He does a lot of stuff about how what people believe to be true can affect how they perceive things around them.

THE FOOLS. Pratchett understood the tragedy of clowns and as such his fools are so insanely sad - the Fools' Guild is the least happy of all the guilds. I love them so much

Speaking of guilds: the Guild of Thieves. is a legit guild set up by Vetenarii to do crime to the socially acceptable level and no higher - I'm doing a bad job explaining it but it's ingenious.

Vetenarii is probably one of my favorite characters in the entire series. He, above all else, understands how humans work and he uses that skill to get people to do what he wants.

Pratchett does not pull the punches when it comes to messaging and such - very anti-war, anti-racism, anti-sexism etc. Also love what he does with People and how they can/can't be controlled (The human condition as a whole ig) - one of my fav quotes from the series is Vimes saying "They're scared. You can't expect much from people when they're scared."

My personal fav book is Monstrous Regiment, which is relatively standalone. Very good. Very "horrors of war"-y with a touch of the classic [redacted due to spoilers].

I could go on, but this post is getting very long so if I do continue I'll do it in another post.

TL;DR: Pratchett = FUCKING BRILLIANT

#discworld #ramble

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agandar · 5 months

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nwos ramblings time

first of all WOOHOO YAHOO WAHA NEW TRAILER YIPPEE!!!

second of all. 2025. puts head in hands it's fine it's cool im patient it's not that long <- exploding

third. actual trailer thoughts.

it looks GREAT i REALLY LIKE IT

i really adore the artstyle they've used for the 3d models, they aren't as jarring as the old ones (which i didnt like at first but they grew on me) and still look real nice and stylized - a little nit picky but sometimes the mouths look? odd?? but like eh whatever. the noses too sometimes but again. eh whatever.

i will say though. i like the artstyle but. laytons new model. im kinda. iffy on it. at least right now it's prolly gonna be the old 3d models situation again where i gotta adjust then i can appreciate them in their own way but as of the moment. im kinda. hmmmm. i'll need to see them more in action too of course but right now he just feels. off. at times it looks fine and then others it looks odd. there's the outfit change, sure, which i wasnt the greatest fan of but i hardly hate it - i just prefer his big ol thick coat and sweater. that's fine, that isnt the problem, but he just. his whole shape language just feels! off! that man is a cylinder!! rounded squares!! reassuring and reliable!! in this he kinda looks like a triangle! maybe it's just the one idle pose cus we didnt see much STILL. part of what i liked about him is that this man is a TUBE. he is the cardboard tube that cain killed his brother with. now though he's looking less tube and more rolled up carpet with a rubber band on. but then again who knows these are just my initial gut reactions! maybe layton just decided he wanted to go to the club in which case slay king go for it also his head just looks like a touch too big but maybe that's also just my brain imagining things

also. luke's model. perfect no notes fantastic bowtie

the 3d cutscenes looked really nice which im pleasantly surprised by BUT i really hope they wont be used to like. replace 2d cutscenes. i dont imagine they will since they're a staple of the series but still.

kinda hope it stays like what we saw in the trailer where it's just layton's musings and lukes thoughts on things, maybe interspersed a bit throughout the gameplay where they need to be like 'look he picked up a thing here's a quick shot of it!' just yknow complimentary stuff and little moments. then again though i'd love for them to prove me wrong i just still have miracle mask cutscene ptsd

either way i like them so far and i hope this might mean we get a few more cutscenes where we can just see layton and luke interacting with stuff more. and also give us more swordfighting because i mean. layton swordfighting. it's the first time we've seen him in ages i'd be there trying to shove as many layton swordfights in as possible, finally give him a sword to just have on him at all times so that every single cutscene there's always the potential he'll just whip it out

the 2d art we have seen FANTASTIC i LOVE IT it's GREAT and the environments (or environment we've only seen like one) is DELIGHTFUL im so glad to see that good ol layton architecture im so excited to see more, ive always adored how environments and backgrounds are stylized also LITTLE LUKE AND LITTLE LAYTON SURVEYING THE SCENE!! THEY ARE JUST. IN THE CORNER. THEY ARE LOOKING!! it's a really small detail but it's GREAT i really hope it wont be just the one area

i also really like the hud we've seen so far, it looks clean without being obstructive or distracting - was a bit worried how they'd make it work on switch but so far it looks good still a bit worried about the memo just cus i know i will be playing mostly docked and memo functions with joysticks are. eck. but like hey im the one thats gonna opt out of using a stylus so that's on me, hopefully we can just stamp some stuff like circles and numbers maybe and that'll be enough

lastly though THE MUSIC!!! YEAHHH LAYTON MUSIC!!! layton music is always good this is no exception, absolutely looking forward to eventually having this new puzzle music ingrained in my mind after staring at a puzzle for 4 hours really been liking what we've been hearing so far it's got the good ol Layton Rhythm and the signature accordion but with a new twist i like, more brass instruments it sounds like man i cannot WAIT to hear what the title theme will sound like they always manage to pop off with the main theme

ok well anyway. managed to write a small opinion piece of a 3 minute trailer so that goes to show the grip this has on me. maybe this will finally spur me into finally doing art like ive been meaning to for uhhh checks watch. over. a year now. uhhhh anyway i think i've been writing this in snippets over the course of like an hour as i thought of more things to add but i dont have anything more at the moment so i am going to let this post go now to live in the wilderness. be free

#professor layton #long post #woe. 900 words be upon ye #whoops #it isnt that terribly long but still longer than intended #still thinking about professor layton and the snatched waist #and also the snatched nose in the new puzzle solved sequence #no nose layton haunts me

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fullmusicbardsquared · 2 months

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Hey Dave we never really talk, how are you doing ? Can you tell me about one of your ocs when you have the time.. Whoever you're having the most fun with right now. I like their designs alot and I haven't checked up on Vinyl Hell in a while, but the concept is looking so cool and well-done I'm really enjoying it

hi Atlas! i'm doing alright- and i'm sorry we haven't talked in a while.

i'm glad you like their designs! that's very flattering ^_^! i have not made much progress on the story bits of vinyl hell- i have a tentative ending, at least. most of the ahhh things i've worked on with it have been more about the '''''''psychology''''''' and personality of the characters for it.. idk how much you know about them so i don't want to sound incomprehensible >_< anyways

wordlbuilding post for reference . i think ill just ramble about the main 2 ahm. so there's jes- the jester, the main character..that old freak. he has amnesia and Hates the new wave world because it's loud there and he is a song character from a different genre so being there is deeply unnatural and uncomfortable for him. in my first ''drafts'' he was more of a bitchy hater (there is no good way to put this) about being in the planet (it doesnt have a name so i just call it that), and he still hates it there but now he's also. jealous, of everyone, both because he thinks that having something to do would be far more preferable to just wandering around, and because. it's not like 'instinct' but he has the feeling that that's good. side character problems. yes he is that guy from the court of the crimson king (he forgot his adjective). is the prog world going on without him? hahaha...who knows...

i think you've asked about gittens before, but about his design? well he's the personification of born under punches, so yeah his life kind of sucks and he's exhausted from being a government man all the time.. and well the narrator never gets the 'space' they want, so he doesn't either L(. his personality has not changed much since i first came up with it- he's a bit less outwardly emotional maybe? unless he's singing he just kind of acts like he's fine. can you tell im rambling . AGH. i hope this was kind of interesting..and that your day is / was good!

#asks #outpost-31

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ghostiiess · 6 months

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[NSB HEADCANONS] - watching scary animes with kane

pov: title says it all!

warnings: scary animes, mention of blood, kane call you a good girl (not in a 18+ way lol)… i think that’s all? Let me know if there’s more!

type: fluff (but there’s a bit of comfort too if you’re the kind of person to be scared of horror)

member: kane ratan

REBLOGS AND LIKES ARE VERY APPRECIATED!

So as we all know, kane loves animes

He recently made you watch a lot of animes and let’s say you became a fan

A big fan, actually..

(More under the cut!)

It was a ‘tradition’ : every saturday you would watch at least one episode of your favorite anime

You would sit by the couch (on in the bed), cuddling with each other while eating your favorite snacks

That way, watching animes at the end of the week felt like a reward after studying for so much time

Usually, at Halloween, you would have watched an anime series, not really minding if it was Halloween themed or not

But this year, since you both wanted to do things a bit differently, you both decided that you would watch scary animes

I can’t lie saying that idk if Kane loves horror or not. I tried to watch as much videos as possible and doing researches, but i can’t find if he likes it or not 😭

So I’ll do both: if he was scared or if he wasn’t, so we can have both sides

You get what i mean?

Let’s start if Kane was scared while you weren’t!! 🤪

So…

it was Saturday and you decided to watch this horror anime you’ve been wanting to watch

« Babe, are you sure you really want to watch this? We can continue our anime series we’ve been watching, you know…? »

« me? Scared? I’m not scared! I was just asking! I totally do not mind if we watch this horror anime! »

He would be the type to say « I’m not scared! » then do 34 jumpscares after it

This man would never says he’s scared

Unless it’s like very very very very very very very scary, and even with that, idek if he would say it

He would be like “this make y/n’s happy! I can deal with that!”

He would be really close to you

And whisper « hey, are you scared? »

And then you would say no

But then, he would ne like « okay, alright, me too, i am definitely not scared in any ways! »

But if you do are scared, he would try to comfort you in any way he can

« Hey, I’m here, it’s okay… »

« Me? Scared? No, i told you that i wasn’t scared, why would i-OMG!!! WHY IS THE DOLL SO CLOSE TO THE SCREEN?!!! »

He would try his hardest to act like he isn’t scared too

But what if Kane wasn’t scared of horror movies and it was YOU who were scared of them?

Omg, he’d be the cutie patootie

Like he would either make fun of you or comfort you (and still make fun of you)

Not make fun like « omg ur such a loser bc ur scared, ur so dumb » no.

Making fun like « that’s not even scary omg, c’mon!! It’s not even that bad, babe! »

All for teasing, obvs.

But if you’re reeaaaalllyyyy scared, he would be next to you all along the movie, he wouldn’t leave you one sec

He would also hold your hand

“Hey, I’m here, baby. Nothing’s real. It’s all fake!” (Also, if its based on a real story, he wouldn’t tell you)

“Hey do you want us to stop watching it? Could it help you?”

He would also say at the end of the movie (btw, he would not be mad or upset if you ask him to turn off the movie if its too much for you… like this man would not hesitate any seconds to stop the movie just to make you feel more secured) that you did so well and that he’s proud of you for trying new stuff and doing this with him

« I’m so proud of you, y/n! »

« You did so well, baby! »

« Look at you watching horror with me… such a good girl! » (not in a 18+ way dw)

Watching horror movies with kane would be fun ngl

I, myself, do not really like horror that much, but im sure that with him, it would be fun!

Btw if kane see this (prob wont), can u tell us if u like horror or not, bc i am really curious 👀 thank you

Do not know how to end this headcanon, but hope you guys enjoyed!!

Taglist! (Open! Send an ask if you’d like to be in it!) : @nsb-rkive @kentisbaby @firebenderwolf @hyuneee0 @yawnzzznnn @ghostyycat7

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spaceyflowerswriting · 2 years

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Good morning, afternoon or night for you! I'm obsessed with your works, I've been bringing all of them and I love your style so much that I have to ask you again for another vin jin fic where you go clothes shopping together, gender neutral if you can? Thank you! Make sure you're taking care of yourself while doing these!!

pricey (vin jin x reader)

details: fluffy oneshot, gender neutral reader written in 2nd pov, general canon au, you and vin jin are dating

summary: you and vin jin go clothes shopping and you end up getting him a surprise.

a/n: good afternoon!! im glad u like my writing style so much ;_; 💖💖 here's ur request, thanks for asking !! + make sure ur taking care, too ^_^ also dont worry, i always write gender neutral <33

"We should go clothes shopping!"

His exclamation made you raise a brow, but you smiled still. "I got my paycheck today and that's the first thing you think of to say?"

"Um... money's made to be spent??" replied Vin Jin in his "Are you dumb or something?" voice.

You laughed with a little shake of your head. "Ah, of course. You're completely right, Vin."

"Is that sarcasm I'm hearing?"

"Not at all, darling." You slipped a hand into his, intertwining your fingers. It made his frown momentarily become neutral and then formed into a grin as you said, "We actually haven't treated ourselves in a while, so let's do your idea. Where do you want to go?"

Happily swinging your hands together, he began to lead the way. "I'll tell you on the way there!"

Considering you two were already in a mall for a lunch date (although the original intention was to get your boyfriend a new phone case from a specific store he insisted on going to), it didn't take long to run into a clothing store. Along the way, Vin Jin spoke with excitement about clothing brands he's had his eye on lately.

You listened attentively and followed him around as he ran from place to place within the store. A warm smile rested on your face while he rambled.

Eventually, he stopped to ask, "Hey, aren't you going to pick anything?"

"Hm?" You blinked at him.

"I said we should go clothes shopping, not I. You should get some stuff, too!" Vin Jin glanced behind himself at the clothes rack. "If this isn't your style, we can head to a place that fits you better, you know."

You laughed a little and waved him off. "I know, I'm just letting you do your thing first." You added slyly, "It's cute seeing you act all excited like that." Some more laughter came out of you as you watched Vin Jin tense up and turn red.

He flailed a hand before closing it into a fist and bringing it up to his mouth. After loudly clearing his throat, he said, "I hate when you call me cute, it makes me feel weird."

"Well, better just get used to it, then." You flashed a smile, giving him an innocent shrug.

Vin Jin huffed and turned away. "Just stick to calling me handsome or good looking."

"Why not both? I think my handsome man deserves to be called cute once in a while."

"...You're weird," he grumbled, in his specific quiet voice that only you could tell meant he was being shy. "Can't believe I'm dating you."

"Oh, so I'm the weird one now?"

"Agh, alright, I get it!"

You hummed in triumph of your easy win and continued to stand around as Vin Jin silently went back to looking through clothes. He was sizzling in embarrassment.

Sometimes he just made it too easy to tease him.

Much of the time was spent window shopping. You two were high school students after all, there was only so much in your combined wallets. Either way, there was still a good amount of things bought. Also, you swore Vin Jin bought himself and you a matching set of nearly everything. Not that it bothered you, of course. Matching things were a part of his brand.

Anyway, the hours passed and the shopping excitement was coming to a stop. You and Vin Jin decided to wander around one last shop that caught the attention of both of you. You managed to pick up a few things but Vin Jin couldn't. At least until he came across a certain cap.

"Oh my god..." He dramatically and slowly picked it up. Admiring it from every angle as he turned it in his hands, he stated, "I've wanted this for years... it was a limited edition thing that I missed last second. I didn't know they were in stores again!"

"What are you waiting for then? Let's buy it."

"Yeah, but--" Vin Jin cut himself off, only to cringe when he saw you eye the price with a dropped jaw. The aftermath of silence made him nod solemnly.

"Yikes." You turned back to look at him. His deflated shoulders and upset tone just made you feel even more bad.

He put the cap back down. "Forget it. I'm just glad I got to see this baby again. Last time I only saw it from behind a display window." He let out the deepest sigh and patted the cap. "If I had known you were in stores again, I would've saved up for you..." He slowly spun around and began to miserably walk off, mumbling, "May we meet again soon..."

There was a lot of things you've seen your boyfriend get upset over but the scene you just witnessed was particularly upsetting. Your heartstrings were being tugged at and before you knew it, your hand reached for the cap. When you did realize what you were doing, you found yourself unable to put it back.

"This is going to burn a hole in my pocket," you thought with gritted teeth as you tried to hide the cap amongst the things you bought.

"Vin, wait for me!" He didn't walk far, but you called that out anyway and ran up to him.

He paused to see you catch up with him. "Are you done here?"

"Yeah," you replied, putting on a smile. "I'll go purchase my stuff and we can head home." You blanked out for a moment, thinking about the cap, and then, "Um, you can wait outside the store. I'll be there in a sec."

"Okay." Thankfully he didn't question you and just gave you a smile back before walking off again.

Meanwhile you rushed to the cashier of the store in worry you would back out of buying what Vin Jin wanted. Once the cap was officially purchased, you let out a breath you didn't even know you were holding.

Perhaps you would regret this, perhaps not. But you knew you would not regret seeing the smile on Vin Jin's face as soon as you gave him the surprise. The feeling only grew over time and you waited for the perfect time to show him the cap.

Said time ended up being when you both arrived home and sorted out through the things bought. You tried to be casual while pulling things out of your bag but when you got to the cap, you started to get giddy.

"Looks like that's all." Vin Jin hung up a new hoodie he bought. He turned back to you for some kind of confirmation and raised a brow when he saw your grin.

"There's one more thing actually." You strolled over to his side of the room, holding the cap behind your back. "Close your eyes for a bit, and I'll give it to you."

"Uh... okay."

"I mean it, Vin Jin. Don't cheat just because I can't see your eyes through your sunglasses."

Your partner pouted like he had been caught cheating on a test. "Ugh, fine. I promise my eyes are closed."

"Good!" You hurriedly moved your arms as needed and reached up to place the cap on Vin Jin's head. "Ta-da!"

"Hey, is this..." He moved a hand up and felt around the cap before taking it off to look at it. A few seconds later, his lips turned into a grin as big as yours and you were squeezed into a hug before you could even explain yourself. "THANK YOU!!"

"Vin!" you wheezed, causing him to loosen up with an apology. You could only laugh as you reassured him and hugged him back. "You're welcome, by the way."

He gave you one nod of acknowledgement and let you go. Then he started to say random bits of words, continuously cutting himself off in excitement. He could barely stay still and his grin was way too contagious. It just made you feel as excited as him despite your poor wallet sobbing in the distance.

"I'm glad you like my surprise."

"Are you kidding?! I fucking love it!! Holy shit, I--I could give you a thousand kisses right about now! I'll kiss you so hard you feel it in your next life!"

Vin Jin pulled you back in to smother you in kisses and you laughed lightheartedly. "Okay, okay, I got the message!" You tried to playfully push him away and he only backed off after he planted a few more kisses on your face.

"For real though, you don't understand how happy I am!" He put the cap back on. "Can I do something to make up for this? I need to, like, go on a really cool date with you or something!"

"We just went on a really cool date," you hummed in reply, "And your happiness is mine. Don't worry about paying back, all I ask is that you wear the hell out of that cap."

"Don't even need to ask! But at least let me write you a song?"

"Go ahead--!"

Still unable to contain himself, Vin Jin grabbed you in for another hug, but at least you could breathe properly this time. After a bunch of shared laughs, a few more thank you's and you're welcome's, your boyfriend finally managed to calm down.

"Can I ask you something?" He looked down at you and you returned the look.

"Yes?"

"You did buy this, right? You didn't steal it?"

"Vin..."

And there went another shared laugh.

"BAHAHAHA YOU REALLY BOUGHT VIN A $350 CAP?!??"

"MARY. HE REALLY WANTED IT. HE'S WANTED IT FOR YEARS. HOW COULD I NOT?!"

"I always make fun of him for simping for you, but now I gotta bully you, too. You guys are making this so hard for me."

"You know what? As Vin says, screw you."

You put your phone down and covered your face with your hands as soon as you saw Mary's reply of a grinning emoji paired with a heart.

#lookism x reader #vin jin x reader #vin jin #requests #this is literally some tooth rotting fluff i almost died writing this /p #also i ended up not rlly focusing on the clothes shopping aspect but i hope this still works T_T

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enderspawn · 2 years

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Has a jrwi pokemon au been thought up. I need to give this thought to my sister so she can come up w their teams for me she's very good at it but I still wanna know if it's been done before

there hasnt been one to my knowledge, BUTTTTT i did actually. come up w some jrwi teams myself a few months back or so in early july but never shared them. ill put them under a cut for Myself to brag/ramble abt my decisions and thoughts

but also anon: even if there was one pre-established, who cares, yknow? you can make your own either way, thats kinda the fun of it. god knows i love to Make AUs then do nothing w them, bc brainstorming them is the fun for me. even if someone else already did it, you can do it too!

SO. i Attempted 6 person teams for the riptide crew and im p settled w everyones But chip's (i also Attempted to make them feel around the same power level?? you can decide how successful that was)

ALSO,

1. the first pokemon listed is the person's "starter" and 2. everyone other than riptide PCs listed will have teams of 3 bc they're much easier

GILLION ---

shellos: pretzel! she's his starter and also a pikachu situation where she refuses to evolve bc shes Perfect As She Is (and she is right)

altaria: apple! blue bird :]]]]

aegislash: sword and shield for being a paladin! specifically aegislash due to it having defensive shield unlike the previous evolutions, as well as it being either high defense or kinda glass canon feeling fitting

lumineon: by god that is a Fish! thats it

malamar: "oh its a octopus is this pretzel again?" WRONG this is dugon. dark and fucked up aquatic animal time.

cubchoo: ice representation! also being a baby to show his Caring Side as well as teh fact his ice powers are still new/developing since he learned them from caspian (likely in universe got cubchoo as an egg from caspian)

JAY ---

dartrix: jay's starter! its an archer bird, plus i feel like her having an actual Starter Pokemon as a starter is like a privilege thing from her upbringing. i chose dartrix both for balance and bc i think its just a lil cuter

zorua: hey remember the zorua line's Whole Bit. damn thats weird. anyway. zorua chosen over zoroark for balance and Personal Preference man zorua is just cute okay imagine her holding it

fletchinder: represents the ferin family crest! damn those ferins sure can be fire and bird themed

kingdra: i imagine this was Given to her by the navy? like for protection, heres your Max Evolution Water Type. also, kingdra association w hierarchy and "king" and shit.

meowstic: part balancing the team, part Someone here needs the braincells (psychic type). meowstic female chosen not only bc "haha female pc" but also bc female meowstic has a more attack-based movepool where male is support based.

skarmory: Can You Tell Jay's Bird Themed Yet. also, literally made of armor to show being protective and kinda closed off for her Own Safety thing

CHIP ---

mimikyu: chip's starter. both ghost type to represent how hes Haunted but also a poor imitation of pikachu that just wants to be loved and. :)

wingull: he's a sailor man he needs a water type. but also he sucks so its a wingull. like not even a pelipper. cringe.

absol: absol is known to forewarn disasters but bc of that is often associated w Causing Disasters and bad luck and listen i just rlly like chip as my little trauma boy. also absol cool as hell.

ampharos: ampharos is known in universe to act as a lighthouse for sailors! also chip's obligatory Full Evolution to try and balance him out w the others

dhelmise: It's A Sunken Ship Ghost Anchor can i make myself clearer

nidoran: i just think chip has a think for weak little bitch ass pokemon. like i was so tempted to give him so many Shitty Bug Types or whatever. BUT, instead as compromise i gave him a little bastard stubborn baby pokemon... who also has the potential to grow into a Fucking Beast (at least in gen 1) if you give it the time to grow and stick it out.

again, chip's is the one i feel is weakest as a team, but now onto NPCs smile.

OLLIE ---

stufful: they hate him for his Normal Boy swag. also grows into MASSIVE fucking bear w even bigger strength

poliwag: baby boy. small. water type bc they're fucking pirates. (also, can evolve to be a fighting type later)

bonsly: baby boy! again! he's just baby. but like this one cries :(

OLD MAN EARL ---

tropius: haha its the Fruit Pokemon get it

relicanth: obligatory water type plus they're both Old As Shit

swadloon: fucking look at it. they're grumpy friends. they bitch to each other. swag.

GRYFFON ---

pangoro: this is just gryffon sorry.

bisharp: looks the most "bounty hunter"-y, also dark and steel fits his general Aesthetic n vibes

gliscor: actually all of his pokemon were chosen for their power and being Strong and Highly Competent

EDYN ---

mareanie: 1. it looks Like Her in color pallete, 2. its the baby form bc i specifically wanted it to be unassuming and "weak, and 3. it being poison type could be a fun twist depending on how canon goes

goodra: just a Strong fucking dragon type, i wanted the rest of her team to kinda "shock" you w hidden strong pokemon since you'd likely only see mareanie. also haha goo.

jellicent: decent strength water type + ominous ghost typing

MARSHALL JOHN ---

primeape: hes just a fighting type guy to me (i considered the timburr line), plus primeape having the broken shackles around its wrists to symbolize john breaking out of the navy

corphish: this one's like half vibes he just has a little Crab Guy okay <trust me

lairon: strong as FUCK and also tanky, plus steel type in general makes me think of navy and/or combat? it Fits

CASPIAN ---

alolan ninetails: ice type but also design just FUCKS and looks like caspian.

frogadier: this frog is cool as hell and you know it. doesn't he deserve a cool ass chill frog.

shellos: SPECIFICALLY the blue one in a parallel to gillion's shellos! tho i imagine later on it does become a gastrodon.

CAPTAIN LIZZIE ---

salazzle: s-sexy lizard. :]. ALSO bc i feel fire and poison both work as general typings for lizzie, and salazzle being female only is haha girl power

dragonair: i goof'd it in the first one, but in general i wanted a sleek cool look for her team to show how she appears effortless and cool herself.

cubone: naughty blackrose survivors get a Trauma Pokemon for their crimes. anyway remember how cubone is the orphan pokemon? also this is specifically cubone and not marowak to show like the inner child of the trauma

NIKLAUS ---

giratina: niklaus can have a universe controlling god-like being of power. as a treat. mainly i wanted him to be MEGA intimidating, such as the only one w a legendary, as well as the fact giratina (despite its terrifying appearance + power to create dimensions) is technically there to keep balance is a nice nod to how niklaus isn't inherently some Evil Force but instead a neutral party playing both sides.

mega absol: what if i was your "this pokemon causes doom and destruction" theme but Stronger.

espeon: yknow how niklaus kinda comes off as that cat-stroking monologuing villian? this is that cat.

BONUS: PRIME DEFENDERS

DAKOTA ---

hitmonlee: he be fucking KICKIN!!!!

cranidos: headstrong as hell, plus a fossil pokemon (much like bino is part dino!)

monferno: fire type time!! it just Fits Him, plus fire/fighting! i considered combusken instead, since blaziken Kicks but i went w monferno instead bc heehee Monkey (and bobo!!)

VYNCENT ---

morpeko: ignore how this site doesnt have gen 8, morpeko has a Duality feature n shifts forms! also just fuckin look at him

honedge: me when i have a sword and i Fucking Get You. first stage pokemon to represent how untrained the PD are

fraxure: if i didnt give him a dragon id die on the spot. gen 5 just Feels right, as well as a middle evolution since they're kinda the "awkward teen phase" of pokemon

WILLIAM ---

lampent: lichrally ghost fire what do you WANT FROM ME!!!

umbreon: its his emotional support dog. also dark type bc hee hee spooky and its Popular w fans just like william is w fans

abra: psychic type w potential to become very powerful, but rn can only run away or Fucking Die

ASHE ---

spiritomb: ghost spirit tied to a specific item, technically multiple spirits in one item, can be highly dangerous and malicious at times. teehee.

absol: Listen I Just Really Fucking Like Absol's Theming Okay.

alolan ninetails: similarly, this pokemon design just fucks. also i can imagine vulpix as his actual ""starter"" until he found and got stuck w spiritomb and absol started hanging out around him (/threat).

#sorry i went off the rails. also you can tell as you go down the descriptions when i started losing it #i just. hhough i love when curtains are blue okay #jrwi #og post #answered #anon #gillion tidestrider #chip #jay ferin #< theres a lot more but i wont spam the tags #just. a good handful of riptide npcs are there And the pd pcs <3 #(jeb bush voice) please clap #riptide #pd

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oblongblockofsteel · 1 year

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O'Driscoll Boy 2/5

The O'Driscolls used him, pushed him down to his knees and Kieran will do anything to never go through that again. He treads carefully around the Van Der Linde's, no matter how much he wants to belong, he won't let anyone use him like that again. They're all a bunch of bastards, anyway.

Or so he thought.

The morning brings with it a piercing hunger. Their new guest had hovered around the campfire for most of the night and Kieran hadn’t felt safe enough to walk by and get some food. Dutch and Bill had been there too, laughing and being boisterous and more than a little drunk. He just hadn't had the energy to stand their drunken jabs. Dutch can get particularly nasty when the drink settled on his tongue.

But now he's hungry.

Standing up from the dry bed of leaves he stretches - popping bone and muscle - and quietly creeps his way to the long dead campfire. The camp is silent, the pink morning light still too soft to even be called light at this point. The air is cool and crisp, the grass crunching beneath his sodden boots. He really needs new shoes, he can't remember when his feet hadn't been wet at this point.

Bill, passed out under a tree, is snoring loud enough to shake the ground. Kieran hesitates a moment to make sure the man is asleep before carefully picking his way over to the cold pot.

Karen is slumped against a water barrel, the Reverend sprawled out by her feet muttering something in Latin. He sounds distressed, like he's battling something in his sleep. No person in this camp has more demons chasing him than the Reverend. Kieran isn't sure if that's appropriate for a man of God, but he can't judge. Weaving his way around their legs and arms, he finally reaches the pot, behind which Pearson is also passed out and snoring.

Kieran grabs a dirty plate and a somewhat clean spoon.

There isn't much left, and it's become bone dry under the heat from the fire. A moth has managed to land in it. His empty stomach doesn't care, and he quickly scrapes up the little bit there is still left over. Shoveling it in his mouth, he churns the sticky food around his teeth, swallows quick, drops the plate and spoon and scurries back to the horses. Everyone is still asleep, and Kieran sighs with relief that he's managed to slink in and out without -

He stops dead five feet away from the horses.

Just off to the side stands a rustic appaloosa. The little stallion is filthy, its legs covered in dirt and the saddle needs a good cleaning, apart from that the horse looks dead tired. The eyes shut, left leg bent, it’s clearly sound asleep. The brown spots are a pretty contrast against the light cream of its body.

Kieran stares, “Where the hell did you come from?”

A sharp laugh pulls him out of his stupor.

“Well, well, well,” Uncle says, swaying a little closer. Kieran is vaguely surprised to see the man awake at this hour, or even coherent for that matter.

“Little Gwydion is back.”

“Gwydion?”

Uncle gestures to the stallion, who doesn't even look up at his name. “Trelawny’s horse, the animals always seems ta find his way back to the man.” He chuckles taking a wild swig from the bottle that always seems to be glued between his fingers, “I suppose there’s a bit a magic in ‘im too!”

Kieran has no idea what the man is talking about, he watches as the old man stumbles and sways his way to the other side of camp. Laughing at his own joke which Kieran only caught the tail-end of. He turns back to the stallion. Gwydion needs a grooming, and that's what Kieran does best.

And, if he's honest, where he finds his worth. At least he's good for something.

Coming up from the side, he makes sure to make enough noise for the horse to at least open its eyes a little.

“Hey,” Kieran whispers, low and soft, “You okay with me groomin’ ya, Gwydion?”

Gwydion turns his head a little, eyeing him for a while, then cracks his jaw open in a wide yawn before tossing his head and closing his eyes again. Kieran takes it as a yes and grabs his grooming kit. Either way, if he gets kicked, at least he'll learn quick how to take care of the animal.

He removes the saddle first – it’s so fine and expensive! The leather is soft and intricate and so beautiful. Kieran pauses to run a rough hand over the needlework. He can make out strange symbols and wonders what they could mean. Maybe he can ask the owner. He snorts a little and props the saddle on a makeshift fence. If the man is anything like the men he chose to ride with, Kieran will rather never meet him than even ask him a question. Probably just get teased again, or even worse...

He shudders, shakes his head and grabs the reins to hitch. Gwydion does not have a bit. This surprises Kieran a little, he has heard of people riding without bits, with halters, even without anything like the American Indians on the plains do. Guiding their horses with legs and voices. It must be wonderful. But he wonders how a many can have such a fine saddle and then turn around and buy such a cheap bridle. The rope is frayed, overused and soft. Kieran doubts it could even withstand a single pull from the animal. The reins, though, are fine and soft, a smooth supple leather that's easy on the hands - gloves or no.

He cleans the horse thoroughly, washing the dirt off its coat, using a scraper the remove the water. He untangles the main and rubs the horse down with nice firm strokes to loosen the muscles a little. He'd half expected a dappled Hungarian or even a pitch-black Thoroughbred, one of them fine horses for fine gents. This little appaloosa is almost a contradiction to its owner.

Much like the fine saddle and shaggy bridle.

Must be a strange man.

Kieran grabs his hoof pick and pulls up the leg.

Or tries to.

“Come on!” he pulls again, but Gwydion stands unmoving, droopy eyes barely lifting to acknowledge Kieran. With a sigh he presses thumb and finger into that nerve he knows and clicks his tongue again.

He receives a snort in response.

Kieran straightens with a huff, “Now how do you want me to finish cleaning ya if a I can’t check your feet?”

“You have to ask nicely.”

Kieran jumps and swings around wildly, his heart high in his throat, hand tight around the pick. Trelawny is leaning heavily on the hitching post smiling at him and holding a smoldering cigarette between limp fingers. Up close he looks even worse, his face is a little swollen on the side, bruises now darker and fiercer in the cool morning light. But even in that state, the man has a sort of sophistication about him. Kieran halfway expects him to have a silver cigar case and a golden watch.

“Um… what?” very eloquent Kieran, he thinks with a sharp wince. He turns away slightly, waiting for the teasing or reprimand or insult.

But Trelawny smiles, his bruised face spread out into a painful grimace, “Gwydion prefers politeness to brute force, so, you have to ask him to lift his leg, dear boy.”

Dear boy? What an odd man. Kieran glares at him, watching as he takes a long drag from his cigarette. His hands curl up even tighter, his empty palm cut up by broken nails. Since coming here he’s been bullied and humiliated from day one. Why in the world should he trust a word this man says? Most likely just another gag they're playing on him. He glances around, wondering where the others are hiding. Trelawny is still watching him.

Kieran glances at Gwydion, the little stallion has perked his ears and is looking straight at his rider. The dull sleepy expression is not completely eradicated, leaving only a spark of eager happiness. At least the horse seems to like him, if nothing else, one can judge a man by his horse. Then again, animals can be stupid sometimes.

Like you, he thinks.

Kieran takes a deep breath. If it is to make fun of him, better get it out of the way now. So, with a jaw as tight as he can grit it, he bends over places a hand on the leg again asks in a soft voice, “Can you lift this for me, boy?”

And the leg goes up with a light click at the knee. Kieran smiles brightly, the relief of not being teased washed away by the joy of finally getting somewhere. He quickly scrapes the hoof clean - shimmering expensive horseshoes staring back at him - barely needing to hold it up with how nicely the stallion keeps it in position. When he’s done, the horse drops the hoof back down with a soft thud. Kieran straightens and pats him on the neck with a bright smile.

“Thank you, Gwydion!” he laughs, “Good boy!”

Gwydion briefly pricks his ears to him before turning back to Trelawny, stretching his nose out for a scratch; the man is still watching Kieran with a rather peculiar expression. His green eyes shining slightly, they’re almost piercing.

“What’s your name, lad?”

“Kieran,” he replies, “And it’s Kieran Duffy! I aint no O’Driscal!”

“My word!” Trelawny laughs and pulls a small peppermint out of his pocket, “I never said you were!”

Kieran blinks, watching, a little transfixed as the man offers his horse a peppermint. Gwydion crunches it up quickly and sniffs at his hands for a possible second.

“Oh,” Kieran finally settles for. He waits a beat, wondering when the other shoe is gonna drop. He glances around again, but he can't see anyone in the trees.

“Don’t take them too seriously,” Trelawny says, with a soft pat to the spotted neck. “They are a teasing bunch, but they don’t mean any ill.”

“Easy fer you to say!” he says and reaches down for the hind leg, asking again for the horse to bring up the hoof. The leg bends and he continues: “You been here a long time! And with how they greeted ya, I guess they respect ya, at least.”

The laugh bursts out from nowhere, and Kieran drops the hoof to look at the man. Now the grimace is gone, only a fine hearty smile and laugh to be found.

“Respect? Isn’t that a thought!” he takes a long drag from his cigarette and snuffs it out against the hitch “Snake, cockroach, worm, ferret, turn-coat, coward, a well-oiled eel, are all the lovely nicknames they call me when they think I can’t hear them.” He smiles, and pulls out a silver cigar case, shimmering in the rising sun. “Or when they think they have a right to say it to my face.”

“Yeah?” Kieran blinks a little, feeling a sense of something welling up in his chest.

Trelawny smiles again, and Kieran finds he quite likes that smile. It feels honest in its joviality, almost sincere. Morgan sometimes looks like that.

“Yes, to be honest, apart from Hosea, Dutch and maybe Arthur this camp does not care much for me, I believe.” he holds out the cigarette case, but Kieran quickly shakes his head.

“Then why do you stay?”

Trelawny shrugs, lighting a new cigarette, with a burst of fire that Kieran isn't quite sure where it came from. He can't see a match in the man's hand. His heart jumps hard in his chest, a thrill shooting down his spine. “They accept me for who I am,” he chuckles, slow and deep. “Warts and all. And what else do we want in life, other than belonging?”

The words strike too hard. It’s like a whipping to the heart, a cannonball to the gut. His swallows and turns back to Gwydion, placing a soft hand on the shining rump.

“Yeah,” his voice scrapes raw, weak and wobbly. “What else do we want?”

The silence cuts into the very morning, suffocating the song of birds and gentle sounds of a camp waking up. Kieran keeps his eyes down; he feels a well of emotion so intense it threatens to drown him. Belonging, isn't that a damned thought?

“Mr Duffy –“

“Trelawny!”

They both look up to see Bill Williamson walking over, Kieran ducks his head and quickly shuffles around to put Gwydion between him and the brute.

Bill is snarling, storming over with a fierce intent, his chest puffing and eyes burning above his beard.

“You better run, boy!” he yells, pausing a brief moment to glare at Kieran before turning to Trelawny. His expression softens, but a wariness remains that Kieran knows has got nothing to do with him. “Dutch is looking for ya.”

“Ah!” Trelawny says, voice bright and warm. He flicks his cigarette, spills the ash to the ground, takes a final drag and snuffs it out again. “Then I shall go to him, directly.” He leans off the post with a wince and pats Gwydion lightly on the nose. “Please take good care of him.”

Kieran nods, “Will do, Mr… um, Trelawny?” he pauses suddenly uncertain.

“Oh, where are my manners?” he sticks out a hand, “Josiah Trelawny, my good fellow!”

“Kieran Duffy,” he grips the hand, its's as warm as his voice, “Pleased ta meet ya.”

“Likewise,” and he lets go, taking the warmth with him.

With a final nod, Trelawny walks stiffly over to Williamson and they both start off to Dutch's tent.

“Ya talking to the O'Driscol Boy?” Bill immediately asks when they are together. Keiran frowns, his hand tightens around the hoof pick, but he bites back the retort. No need to bring Bill’s anger down on him.

“I believe his name is Duffy, Mr Williamson.” He hears Trelawny say just as they move out of earshot.

Kieran smiles.

#rdr2 fanfic #josiah trelawny #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #arthur morgan #Friendship fics #kieran duffy #Josiah Trelawny #Hurt Kieran Duffy #Van der Linde Gang #rdr2 fandom #Red Dead Redemption Fandom

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jamalgripperton46290 · 8 months

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Getting Freaky On a Friday Night (Pico x Boyfriend)

Jamal Gripperton's Masterlist

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•••

It was just another Wednesday afternoon, and Boyfriend was casually scrolling through Tiktok, nothin' special. That is, until he stumbled upon a brand-new tattoo parlor just a few blocks away from where he lived. "Sweet" he thought to himself, after all, he had been wanting a tattoo for a few years now, but he just didn't know where...

So he had the brilliant thought of asking the group chat on suggestions regarding the topic. Here's how it went:

Boyfriend: Hey guys im thinkin of gettin a tattoo in that new tattoo parlor but idk where suggestions?

Carol: Dude what happens if you accidentally put tinfoil in the microwave

Kapi: Get it on ur dick and then you can finally pull some bitches man 💀

Whitty: Carol please tell me u didnt put fucking tinfoil in the goddamn microwave

Garcello's Spirit: R u sure gettin a tattoo is a good idea little man?

Sussus Moogus: Im with kapi on dis one get it on ur tiny ass meat stick lol

Carol: Dude i see a flame in the microwave o shit

Whitty: CAROL WTF

Carol: Dude this is actually pretty sick i can summon daddy dearest or smn now 🍸🔥🔥😈😈😝😝

Kapi: Yeah i dare bf to get it on his tiny dingle dongle

Boyfriend: Fuck you kapi and dw youll be the first to see the tattoo on my double decker deek 💖🥰

And so, a text and throwing on the first t-shirt and grey sweatpants he could find, was all he had to do to set his journey on the quest of getting his 8-inch dick tattooed.

He settled on getting a dragon design to go all around his "MAGNUM DONG" when in reality, it was just a little above average sized, so nothing too special.

As he made his way to this new tattoo parlor, he couldn't help but feel a little scared, because obviously, having a fear of needles was brutal enough, but having a needle inject ink into your dick for who knows how long, was even worse. But Boyfriend was known for being bold and "cool" so he wasn't gonna let fear get the best of him, and he wasn't gonna chicken out on a dare just because he was being a reckless pussy amirite?

He mustered up the courage of opening the door of that darn tattoo parlor and found himself greeting the nice lady at the front desk and initiating in some small talk before sitting down at the waiting area down the small hall.

"Can a "Boyfriend" go to room 3 please?" a random lady scoffed.

This was it, there was no turning back (he kinda wanted to) but Boyfriend and his overly high ego said otherwise.

He slowly opened the door to see a ginger crouching down to pick up something that seemed like a pack of antiseptic wipes. Boyfriend couldn't help but stare at that juicy ass of his just waiting to be fucked (at least that's what he thought)

"Nice ass" Boyfriend blurted out, as he took a seat on the medical chair thingy (We don't know what it's called okay?)

"I beg your pardon?" Pico turned around to see a rather handsome looking shortie sitting at the medical chair thingy (Still don't know what it's called)

"It's got a juicy look to it, but voluptuous is really the word I'm looking for" Boyfriend then proceeded to shoot Pico an innocent wink which made Pico want to take his gun and shoot himself right in the face.

"Umm... I d-dont think I follow" Pico stuttered, as he tried to hide the bright shade of red forming upon his cheeks (the ones on his face, we're not getting to that part just yet)

"You're cute, what's your name?" Boyfriend asked, trying to start a conversation.

"Erm... It's Pico" Pico blurted out, not quite sure why the "Patient" was talking, well, more like flirting with him in the first place.

"E-either way, we gotta get to business" Pico stammered, as he took a seat on his chair, ready to type in this weird and excruciatingly handsome fellow's details on the computer.

"What type of business sugar?" Boyfriend smirked, especially proud of that one, he pulled like it was nothing #cool.

"Are you kidding me right now? I need your details you douche" Pico declared, getting a little impatient with this weird dude that was hot as fuck and also within cock-sucking range mind you.

"Oh... right" Boyfriend said, taking this a little more seriously (Like he was supposed to in the first place)

"I need your name and age" Pico groaned (Not in that way yet, just be patient little chickadees, it's almost here), as he just wanted this to end as soon as possible.

"Oh yeah, my name's Dick and I'm 19, single and ready to mingle honey" Boyfriend obviously joked, as he let out a chuckle.

"Ha, Dick, surely that explains a lot" Pico rolled his eyes and fixated them on the computer.

"Just pulling on your balls bae, my name's Boyfriend" The shorter of the two said.

"Dude, that's like somehow worse, it can't get any worse than this" Pico let out a laugh at the thought that this hottie had so much potential, and yet, his name was simply "Boyfriend", how pathetic.

"Okay, where do you want the tattoo huh?" Pico asked rather eagerly.

"Um, this is gonna sound a bit weird alright? But it's a dare, so like, I'm obviously doing it..."

"I'm gonna tattoo my super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, my chode, cock, dick, meat stick-" Boyfriend was cut off mid-sentence.

"Stop, just stop. WHAT THE FUCK?!" Pico panicked at the thought of having to hold his dick while measuring, tattooing it, and all that jazz, he needed someone to pinch him right then and there, or else he really would bring out that gun and shoot himself.

"I would say you're rather excited though, aren't you sugar?" Boyfriend smirked, while also being super proud of that one, he was practically on flirting fire #doublecool

"You wish, you fucking dick" Pico mumbled, knowing damn well that Boyfriend was in fact correct, and he was just waiting for Boyfriend to stick his "Super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, chode, cock, dick, meat stick" up his scrawny little hole (His words not mine)

"I don't even think that's even legal dude, lemme ask my manager" Pico scoffed rather disgusted.

And so Pico did the awkward task of asking his manager if it was in fact legal to tattoo someone's dick. And much to his demise, it was, but they would have to dispose of the tools that came in contact with his "Super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, chode, cock, dick, meat stick" for obvious hygiene reasons and sanitary measures.

"Somehow in fucking hell, it fucking is legal and allowed in here" Pico growled as he spoke to Boyfriend.

"Fuck yes! It's gonna be epic dude!" Boyfriend cheered, breaking out of his flirtatious character towards Pico.

"Whatever, get on the medical bed thingy" (I don't know what the fuck it's called so y'all are just gonna have to deal with it m'kay? Thnx <3)

And so, Boyfriend eventually did, taking his baggy, blue jeans and boxers off for Pico to "Inspect" the soon-to-be tattooed area.

"If you don't mind me saying, I expected it to be bigger than this" Pico giggled as he shot Boyfriend a somewhat of an intimidating look that screamed 'Dude wtf like ew'.

"Like yours is any bigger hon" Boyfriend scoffed, rolling his eyes at Pico

Pico eventually measured it and broke into a fit of laughter.

"Eight inches? Really? I know mine's at least ten dude" Pico teased.

"Please, don't lie to yourself sugar, but if you want..." Boyfriend eventually came to a halt and trailed off.

"If I want, what?" Pico wondered.

"I could measure yours just to be sure it is in fact "Ten inches" like you said it was" Boyfriend smirked as he said so, but of course, no homo though...

Fuck it man, yes homo, Boyfriend was already getting hard at the feeling of Pico's cold fingertips touching his "Super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, chode, cock, dick, meat stick" and he wanted nothing more than to fuck this ginger's voluptuous and juicy ass.

"F-fuck... y-yes please" Pico moaned at just the sight of his rather average "Super awesome man pole, magnum dong, I mean, chode, cock, dick, meat stick" but it was quite thick in size, and that was enough to make Pico's friend downstairs want to rise from the dead (iykyk)

The two passionately smashed their lips together and felt nothing but a strong wave of lust wash over them. A part of Pico was saying that sex at a fucking tattoo parlor wasn't exactly the best idea. But fuck it, buttfuck it, because Pico was just desperate, he longed for the touch of Boyfriend and wanted nothing other than him.

A simple kiss soon turned into a heated makeout sesh - suckin face if you may. Tongue and everything it was filled with passion, lust, affection and pure love. Kissing in a tattoo parlor with some hot hunka meat you just met, super cliche right? But cha live in the moment ma dudes.

A few minutes later, Pico grabbed Boyfriend's man pole as Boyfriend squirmed in the medical chair thingy and met with Boyfriend's black world-consuming orbs earning a small whimper from Boyfriend. Slowly, he started licking Boyfriend's tip which was already leaking out in pre-cum while Boyfriend was squirming under Pico's strong, cold grip. He trailed his tongue down Boyfriend's length as Boyfriend let out small moans and groans of pleasure.

All of a sudden, Pico took him all in with a yelp from Boyfriend. Bobbing his head up and down and dragging his tongue around his width, licking, sucking and kissing all over Boyfriend's chode. Boyfriend was rolling his hips unable to contain the immense pleasure bubbling up inside him like a simmering stew on high heat.

Pico couldn't help but smirk at how out of control he made Boyfriend feel. Serves him right for earlier. "Where's the 'Mr. tough guy' at?" Pico asked slyly. "You miss him?" Boyfriend managed to blurt out. "Not necessarily " Pico mumbled.

"I'm gonna I-" Boyfriend moaned out. "I know babe let it out " Pico murmured. "Fuuuucccckkkkkk-" Boyfriend spoke barely over a whisper, warm liquid filled Pico's mouth and he obvs swallowed it all.

"Wanna 69?" Boyfriend asked coyly. "Uh yeah... s-sure " Pico stuttered getting nervous in the presence of Boyfriend's flirtatious side again. As soon as Pico replied, he smacked his juicy, voluptuous, curvaceous, busty, opulent, well-proportioned, luscious ass. Pico moaned at the action and not noticing Boyfriend had moved.

Without warning, he went all in taking him whole. Pico might have had small dick energy, but he was the exact opposite when it came to times like these. Hot, wet and loud were the words to describe the tattoo parlor room, both of their moans bouncing of the room's walls as they sucked each other off. Pico suddenly stopped which made Boyfriend supa confused, so confused, he didn't even notice Pico behind him until he felt all of his dingle in his ass.

"F-fuck Pico-" Boyfriend blurted, as Pico slowly rolled his hips. "What babe c'mon use your words" Pico groaned seductively in Boyfriend's ear as he picked up the speed. "F-fuck you feel s-so good" Boyfriend splattered "I know babe" Pico admitted. His thrusts getting harder and faster, their skin clapping together getting louder and more pleasingly painful.

"I can't take it anymore P-pico" Boyfriend said as he gasped for air. "Yes you can baby, I know you can" Pico replied reassuringly. "Fuck, fuck, FUCK PICO" Boyfriend screamed as he was screaming without the s (iykyk). Pico finished after him with a loud, deep groan. "It's my turn now Pico, get on all fours before I make you" Boyfriend whispered in his ear slightly nibbling on his ear lobe.

Pico fought against letting out a moan and slowly went on all fours. "If you ain't gonna do it yourself *smack* I'm gon do it myself". He flipped Pico over and went all in. Plunging in and out of Pico's asshole, Boyfriend was goin at full speed and wasn't holding back at all. And holy shit, Pico would be lying if he said Boyfriemd was mediocre. Pico's soft moans and Boyfriend's deep groans filled the room and were the only thing to be heard within a mile's radius.

Apart from their skin clapping and the squeaking of the medical bed thing. "You like it baby? Does my Magnum Dong feel good penetrating your ass?" Boyfriend whispered seductively. He only got a moan in response "I need words Pico" Boyfriend whispered. "Yes fucking, hell yes!" Pico moaned out. "Good" Boyfriend muttered under his breath. "Fuck, fuck, fuck. fuck, fuuuuuccccckkkkkk" Boyfriend groaned as he released his load.

"Sit down Pico "Boyfriend spoke. The second Pico sat down, Boyfriend got on his knees and got to work. Sucking every part and gagging anything and everything Boyfriend could do he did until they were both out of breath.

Soon later, Pico did Boyfriend's tattoo and got it 4 free!

He should really thank Kapi sometime.

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Haiiiii partay peoples! Omfgggg this chapter was super fun to write and we both died multiple times throughout the whole process of writing and editing this chapter. Btw Beezy wrote the first half (Up until da smashing their lips togetha part lmao) and ofc Jamal wrote the bottom half (The makeout sesh all the way to the end) and they tried their best, so why not follow em? Hope you guys liked reading this as much as we loved writin it <3 Stay tuned ma dudes the chapters get even better y'all.

-BeezyBee and Jamal Gripperton

#pico fnf #bf fnf #smut

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okay i have slept on it hopefully ill be more coherent now. spoiler free as possible.

alright. firstoff. skinamarink is outstanding. phenomenal fantastic any other word you can think of this film knocks it (and the viewer) out of the damn park. Im going to be thinking about this thing for weeks. scared the stuffing out of me so bad i spent over half of the runtime cowering against a wall. a horror masterpiece that feels like it was purpose built with my anxieties in mind.

secondly - I 100% understand why its so polarizing. for me, this movie was everything i could have ever dreamed of and more, but if it was even a tiny bit less Totally My Jam i probably wouldn’t have liked it. if you are not utterly invested in the style of horror skinamarink uses you won’t get jack shit out of it. as many 1-star reviewers say, nothing happens in this fuckin movie! its just a wall, man! do you like practical effects and buckets of blood? do you want teeth and chainsaws and zombies? you will (and some do) fall asleep in the theatre. a serbian film, this is not.

Kyle Edward Ball is first and foremost an indie creator, whose other works reflect the style of horror that’s been growing on small creator focused sites like youtube over the years. his work is low budget as hell, and all of the cartoons included in both skinamarink and Heck, the short-film it was based on (we’ll get to it later), are public domain. (entertainingly, it includes The Cobweb Hotel among them, which gave me a single moment of “oh hey i know that one!” before returning to the Bad Time House.) If that is our style, or at least if you’ve seen a fair amount of indie analogue and experimental horror, you’ll actually notice that on a technical level skinamarink isn’t doing anything special. like, at all.

while certainly unique in its framing, none of the things brought to the table here are new - i saw every scare (save the first) miles before it arrived, and none of them did anything to disrupt my expectations. this isn’t a failing of the writing, and i will argue that knowing whats going to happen makes it much more effective, because just like watching a classic stalker killer, well, stalk, you just have to sit and wait and squirm. I would even go so far as to say that Heck was less predictable, despite being more than an hour shorter and independently produced - it was really only focused on the one scare that it was building to, and didn’t worry about anything silly like tension and release cycles. skinamarink is completely different - which is actually part of why it worked so well for me.

I first heard about this movie back sometime in october or novermber - long before it was even off the film festival circuit. I heard and saw many horror creators i looked up to either raving or complaining about it. i was furious that i couldn’t have it Right Now Right Away. but, i heard, oh you know it was based on a short-film. yeah, its on youtube right now, the director’s got a channel. yeah, its pretty good. and it was! I watched it, had a great time with it, and continued to anticipate skinamarink. vitally, it didn’t scare me that much. I thought, I know how short-film adaptations go, hopefully this one won’t be too disastrous, I can’t wait to see the effects re-done on a bigger budget! and went into skinamarink fully thinking i knew what i was gonna get.

(stupid? yeah, a little.)

that’s actually why the first scare got me, because i assumed it was going to be as subtle as Heck all the way through. after that, i was totally knocked on my ass and unprepared for the rest of the movie - even having seen dozens of Ball’s other works, and knowing several spoilers about skinamarink itself, i was still on the back foot for most of the film.

before, i was thinking mostly about the filmwork itself - “ooh, I love how the film grain makes it look like there’s movement in every dark corner, that’s clever!” and afterward all i could manage was “no no no no NO NO OH GOD NO PLEASE I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE” (positive) so, you know. its pretty cool.

#skinamarink #long post #god i want someone else i know to watch so i can talk about it #help girl ive been consumed #worm whispers

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