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lotusmi · 1 year

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the mike wazowski VOID STATE challenge

yes the challenge is called mike wazowski, dont judge mike (and dont judge me too lmao

complain and blame method 😫😫😪

I know I know, I said we are in "void detox 🍵era" in this blog... But I got an idea of a new challenge that you all may like so I am breaking the rules here 😎

mike hottie wazowski is this gentleman and i named the challenge after him since its a hot challenge just like him get it?

💬"Ok, ok Lotus,... What is this stupid challenge about?"

Oh yea, the challenge... yes yes.

So! The challenge is to complain and blame! I dare you to complain about your void journey! Can you complain all day and enter the complainer state? I bet you do! 🤭

As we know, our states are reflected. What we do within ourselves is manifested in our world.

Bloggers say "enter the state of the person that always enter the void☝️👩‍🏫"

But some of you don't feel like you can do it, right? Yes, I know. You try and then give up. "How you I believe, how would i do thhaaat?? 😪😭😭" then you complain again and again.

Are you the "I TRIEEED EVWRYTHING I NEED TO EMTERR HEESLP MEE 😭😭😭" person? YOUR PROBLEMS END HERE muahahha!! 😼

You are now my actor/actress 😼 your paper is to be someone who always enter the void so easily that it ANNOYS YOU🙄🙄. Like?? You cannot even sleep without entering ughhh 😑

You will take this as a fun challenge! Can you have fun doing this? I know you can! Just take it easy and be the most annoyed and worried person in earth!

There are a lot of people here who is worried and obsessed about the void. You are already in this state and can't see motivation to leave it? Just change the focus of it! Now you are obsessed to know WHY you ALWAYS WAKE UP/TAP IN THE VOID.

HEHHEHEH WHAT A PLOT TWIST, NO? 😌😏

Here is how you will do: you will act as if you were entering in the void literally always and you are sooo annoyedd 😒😒😒😒 I'll give you an exemple of how your self talk should be like:

"Awww I just woke up 🛌 and I entered in void agaaain arrghh 😒😒😒 bro?? Whhyy I keep entering in this mf everytime I sleep? 🙄🙄 like how can I stop myself of ENTERING ALWAAAYSS?? I TRIED EVERYTHING AND I KEEP ENTERING in the VOID😭😭😭😪 How can i even live this day knowing if I fall asleep or when night comes I will be there 🙄 AGAIN??? 😫 omg i amm sooo mad that I enter in void like instantly I cannot even close my eyes cuz BOOM 😭😤😤 and to know that I am forced to enter today agaiinnn?? 🙄😭😭😭😭. LIKE WHY THIS IS HAPPENING TO MEEEE?? 😟😟Oohh not its getting time to sleep and i'll enteeer the voidd agaaainn 🙄🙄"

+You can also imagine you telling a friend how you always enter the void to the point it is annoying you.

+You can have fun, make it natural and be creative! Roll your eyes 🙄, act as if! Act like a movie actress, take a breath 😤 and say "uuhh omg why i keep enteriinnnn duh 😒"

KEEP LIVING IN 4D AND IN THE CHARACTHER NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!! If you left the state just go back to your self talks about "ughh i keep entering" again! 💗

The focus here is to change your assumptions and take it easy, you ignore 3d and keep telling yourself the new story 💗

Don't think in terms of "when will I enter?" But "I know I will enter since i always do, it is done".

How long should I do the challenge?

That's up to you! You can pick a date, enter today, enter in 3 days, do along @uniquelymeandmyworld2 challenge or whatever you feel like!

That is it 😌 have fun babygirls 💗😘

#the void #void state #void #living in the end #i am state #manifesting #law of assumption #loa blog #the void state

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icarus-star · 2 months

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nsfw alphabet // clement

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

ughh he's literally the sweetest thing ever. kisses, snuggles, a little snack, a drink of water, a shower if you guys got super messy. so much praise too. he likes to wrap you up in his arms, put on some movie, and just whisper sweet nothings to you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he lovvves your eyes!! he could stare into them for hours and hours without ever looking away. i bet he'd have some corny nickname for you based on the color.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

inside! it's so intimate, the trust that comes with it and so on. plus he thinks that filling you up is super sexy. he does also like pulling out and cumming on your thighs! seeing it covering you makes him feel so.. connected with you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

when the two of you had just started dating, at the very beginning of your relationship, you got him a little stuffed animal. when he went home after the date, he got hump happy. the two of you hadn't had sex at that point, but he wanted you so badly. and the little plushie smelled like you, so why not?

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

well, he's been with a few girls in the past. enough to know what to do, but he's not a master or anything.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

missionary! he loves being able to see your face when he fucks you, and kiss you. he loves to be able to kiss you. plus eye contact is very special to him. he does also like when you have his legs over his shoulders so that he can get his cock as deep inside of you as he can.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

yeah!! he loves lightening the mood. he's like if the sun were a person honestly. he likes hearing you laugh and seeing you smile, especially when he cuts you off by hitting that perfect spot deep inside of you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

it's very clean and well managed. definitely not shaved, but there is a little bush that he trims every now and then. i'm kind of in between on him having a happy trail, but i'm leaning more towards he does. it's very well groomed too, and he cleans everything down there whenever he showers.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he's such a romantic. he loves roses and stuff, but he's not super likely to bring you to a fancy restaurant. it's not really his scene. other than that he's a sweetie and he always always treats you so good.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

before meeting you, a couple times a week. he's not really a super horny guy, but sometimes he gets a little bit riled up. probably looking through some porn magazine while he touches himself too.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

he's actually super vanilla. he likes sucking on your nipples if that counts. he's just not a kinky guy.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

bedroom, motel room, in a car, maybe by a motel pool if you're both sure that there's nobody watching except the security cameras.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

just making out. he's a simple guy. you're kissing, grinding against each other, it's gonna get him pretty horny.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything with bodily fluids/substances (excluding spit & cum), and anything that would hurt either of you. he's also not a big fan of degradation, both giving and receiving.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he doesn't mind being given head. it feels good, yeah, but nothing beats giving you head. fem!reader: ugh he loves licking your clit. he loves eating you out in general. sucking your clit, fucking your cunt with his tongue, kissing the inside of your thighs while he fingers you. he could literally do it for hours. he would probably wake you up in the morning by eating you out. "morning, baby. i made you breakfast. :3" masc!reader: he looks so pretty when he deep throats you. which, if i'm being honest, he does a lot. he loves sucking you off!! cups your balls when he's gagging and choking on your dick, and would also be waking you up with head.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

fast, but not exactly rough. he's just so excited, fucking you really really fast, your hips grinding together. but he makes sure that you're alright. he doesn't want to hurt you at all!! he's always checking in, making sure it's not too much for you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

sure! he usually likes to take his time with you, but he has absolutely nothing against quickies. if anything, he finds them kind of fun.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

sure thing. he's always down to do something with you that might get the two of you caught, and he loves to cum inside of you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

usually a good two rounds. enough to fuck you, give you head, and have you give him head in one night.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

absolutely. he loves using vibrators on you! he likes seeing how squirmy you get when he keeps it against the most sensitive spot on you, watching as you unravel. how it makes you moan and cry out. he might have a pocket pussy for himself.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he is a sweet boy, yes, but he is definitely a tease. he likes seeing you squirm!! he thinks it's cute when you beg for him to let you cum.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he turns into a loud, whiny mess. he's constantly moaning and praising you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he is suuucchhh a messy kisser. especially during sex. kisses with him are so sloppy and wet, spit gets absolutely everywhere.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

5.9 inches, average girth, his tip is more red.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

7.3/10

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he gets pretty sleepy afterwards, he'd probably fall asleep before you.

#i ❤ rory culkin #rory culkin #rory culkin x reader #rory culkin smut #nstf alphabet #clement hick #hick 2011 #hick movie #rory culkin hick #my gif

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ellabsprincess · 11 months

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you told me you wanted to write an ellie smut and i'm desperately asking you to make a college!ellie one with her underneath your desk, eating you out and trying to stay quiet because she doesn't want to disturb you while you're busy doing your homework/project 🛐

OH MY GOD MEIJI BABY YOU DESERVE THE SLOPPIEST HEAD FOR THIS ASK GOOD LORD - wanna recreate this fic? ;)

anyways thanks baby i literally RAN to go write this

enjoy loves <3 <3 <3

"stay quiet, baby"

word count: 1.2k

warnings: 18+, bit of crying (reader is a stressed college student), sub!top!ellie, dom!bottom!reader, fluff, ellie's a good gf, college au, fingering, cunnilingus, mommy kink (if you're not into that then look away), established relationship, idk i think thats it

"ughh somebody kill me"

the essay you had procrastinated for weeks was finally due, and you absolutely did not want to write it. it was on a topic you had no interest in, and you just wanted to enjoy the spring weather rather than be cooped up in your dorm finishing this meaningless project.

as you laid you head on your dorm room desk and groaned and complained to yourself, you felt the desk vibrate. lifting your head up and turning your phone over, you saw a message from your girlfriend.

how's the essay going baby?

you quickly responded.

literally horribly i haven't made any progress :( i'm bored and all i wanna do is just spend time with you

want me to come over? i could help you and try to motivate you?

you knew damn well that spending time with ellie never actually helped your productivity, but the need to see your girlfriend overpowered any rational thinking in that moment.

yes please!!

i'm on my way :)

a few minutes later, you heard a familiar rap at your door. rushing up from your desk, you flung the door open and grabbed ellie in a bruising hug

"woah, missed me baby?"

you nodded into her flannel shirt. she just laughed and helped guide you both back inside your dorm. she led you back to your desk, helping you sit down while she crouched beside you.

"how can i help?"

"i really don't know," you responded. "i'm just so burnt out at this time of year and i just have no motivation to do this. i'm fucking bored of this class and i just want to spend time with you."

you felt the tears begin to well up in your eyes, and a look of concern flooded over ellie's face.

"shh baby, oh no, don't cry." she wiped away the wet streaks that had begun to adorn your face. you sniffled and she pulled you in for a quick and reassuring kiss. "i know its hard, but i promise you can do this. i believe in you and we can spend all the time together you want once this project is done, okay?"

you began to catch your breath, and the tears began to stop, thankfully, as the weight on your chest felt like it had lifted slightly.

"are you sure you want me here? i really don't want to distract you, love," ellie posed.

"no no! i promise i really want you here, you're actually helping me a lot. i think i just needed to cry and rant a bit," you reassured her.

"okay, good. i needed to see your pretty face today anyways."

her long hands stroked your thighs, and you giggled. something about the way ellie was so strong and powerful, yet she was willing to drop to her knees at any moment for you never failed to turn you on.

"you know, i think there's one more way you could help me, baby," you said, stroking ellie's hair and leaning in towards her face.

"oh really?"

"yeah, get underneath the desk for me."

ellie's pupils blew wide as she obeyed, keeping her hands steady on your thighs as she maneuvered to kneel between your legs underneath the desk.

god, you loved when your girlfriend was so obedient for you. of course, you loved her dominant side, and sometimes all you wanted was her to take control and fuck you until you couldn't remember your own name. but when she got subby? that made you go feral.

"take off my pants baby"

massaging your thighs as she made her way up to your waist, she unbuttoned your pants and slowly moved them down your legs, enjoying the new sight of your pretty white panties. she reached to pull them off of you as well, but you quickly smacked her hands away.

"i just wanna see your pussy mommy," she looked up at you with puppy dog eyes.

"no, you're gonna be a good girl and taste mommy through her panties, okay?"

she just slowly nodded before leaning in and pressing her tongue to your wet, covered folds. you sighed in relief and relaxed into your chair at the feeling of her desperate mouth on you. finally feeling the relief you had craved the entire day, a newfound sense of productivity washed over you, and an idea was born.

you reached down and grabbed ellie by her auburn hair, pulling her away from you, causing her to whine and moan.

"okay, you can take mommy's panties off now, but you can't make any fucking noise, baby. i'm gonna work on this project while you make me cum over and over, okay?"

"yes please mommy just let me taste you, please," ellie was so desperate when she was subby. it was almost pathetic how addicted she was to your taste.

"such a good girl, begging for mommy's pussy," you said, releasing her hair and allowing her to slide your soaked panties off, leaving you bare to her.

ellie wasted no time before attaching her mouth to your clit, sucking lightly and causing you to let out a near pornographic moan. her skilled tongue traced eye-rolling patterns over and over on your sensitive and throbbing clit, almost causing you to forget your project. but when she relented to move her tongue from your clit to your hole, you returned to your computer screen.

you typed out boring word after boring word, but you didn't mind, not when you had ellie's tongue fucking in and out of you at a seemingly impossible speed and causing wet and sinful noises to fill your dorm.

she was trying so hard to stay quiet, but the taste of you was so intoxicating, and ellie began to let out a few whimpers and quiet moans.

"baby, what did i say about making noise?" you corrected her. She quieted herself and muffled her noises by taking your clit into her mouth once again.

"ellie, be a good girl for mommy and put those fingers to work too," you breathed out, overwhelmed from the pleasure as you tried to keep focus on the project.

ellie obeyed and brought two fingers up to your hole, circling it before plunging them inside. you were so wet from her mouth that she easily slide in. she felt you clench around her digits and let out an accidental moan, but you let it slide because the vibration of her moan on your clit made you see stars.

the wet squelching sounds of your pussy grew louder as ellie quickly pumped her fingers in and out of you, sucking harder on your clit. you were near the edge, you knew it.

"oh my fucking god"

"yesyesyesyesyes"

"such a good fucking girl"

your praises were music in ellie's ears as you begin to lift your hips and grind against her face, desperate for release.

as ellie added a third finger, repeatedly reaching that spongey part inside you, you moaned ellie's name loudly and finally came all over her face.

catching your breath, as you felt ellie's fingers leave your quivering hole, you pushed away from your desk to find her beneath you. she had a blissed-out on her face, and her chin and mouth were still shiny from your release.

"holy fuck baby," you exclaimed, growing more aroused at the sight of your perfect subby girlfriend, on her knees and pussy-drunk for you.

"how much of the project do you have left?" ellie asked.

"a few more paragraphs?"

"then let me taste that pretty pussy again."

#ellie williams smut #college au #fluff #smut #ellie williams #tlou2

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camilaxmartin · 1 year

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What about Shuri and the reader is her best friend, but there is sexual tension that escalates with the days, so since the death of the king and the reader takes care of Shura and they are always by her side until after she was kidnapped by Namur , The reader starts to work and helps Nakia to bring her back to Wakanda After her return, the reader scolds Shuri and confines her between the lab table and their body until they notice how close they are, then a click of the lips, followed by a click of the water test, and then another click until it becomes a kiss full of despair and love then you can imagine what happened next

thank you for your patience , have a great day sweetheart ❤️

ღ hidden feelings

i haven’t had the motivation for this one and starting writing it was literally hell but when i actually did i enjoyed it more than many of my fics😭 so thank you dear anon for this masterpiece!

navigation // request // me and find the rest!

summary: you and shuri were always together but what happens when the two of you start to catch feelings?

warnings: SPOILERS FOR BP: WAKANDA FOREVER

notes: ughh i actually thought it’ll turn out so short and i would be disappointed. well, it did nothing of that and i am truthfully proud

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>•<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

you and shuri were like two lovebirds. one always by the side of the other. and it was like that forever.

everyone thought it was the cutest thing when the two of you were kids.

when you grew up, people stopped really carrying about your relationship so the state of it was up to the two of you. totally.

you have always seen shuri as the most important person in your life, the one you can always count on and go to with every problem you got. so it wasn’t a bit surprise to you when you started having feelings for her. you dare to say it was even naturally.

for shuri of the other hand it was something totally different. she was scared. she has never felt those type of feelings towards someone, like ever. so this situation was really making her uncomfortable or more likely awkward.

there was the time when she even stopped hanging out with you as much as you used to. she just explained herself that she needed more alone-time. but you knew better than that.

seeing shuri in this weird state you assumed it was because of your feelings and that they made her so uncomfortable she chose to separate herself. of course you couldn’t be more wrong.

well, you started to be less friendly and touchy than usual. and to your disappointment it worked. so it must’ve been about your feelings, right?

after some time you two were as close as in the old days. the queen started to jokingly call you her daughter-in-law which made both of you feel weird all over again, but thankfully you weren’t spending much time with ramonda so it hasn’t got the chance to spoil your relationship again.

everything was pretty good.

maybe besides the signals you two unconsciously sent to each other anytime you were in a room together. of course none of you noticed the signals that were coming from you, but from the other side… let’s just said you weren’t disguising this. that’s the safest way to describe it.

when the kind died you were the person shuri came to with all her sadness. you were her shoulder to cry on and you couldn’t been more happy about it. you were there for her anytime she needed you and to be honest it grew you more closer that before.

everything was going pretty well again, until t’challa’s death.

this event had worsen everything.

her brother was the most important person in her life. like it was clear there was no one even close to his place in her life. and suddenly he was gone.

you tried to offer shuri as much support as you could but this time it didn’t work. she just locked herself up in the lab and didn’t come out of it for the longest time ever. it was understandable, but also very worrying. you tried everything in your way to just break her out for a bit but it didn’t work.

well, not till one day.

you and shuri grew apart a lot but your connection was still strong. to your surprise not doing anything to make it better didn’t mean it has gotten worse.

finally, after almost a year shuri started to normally talk with you. like the old shuri you have known your whole life.

and everything was going good all over again.

well,

till the day her and okoye went on a mission to find a genius, a scientist who constructed the machine to define vibranium.

when you learned that shuri was taken by the people of this ‘namor’ you felt powerless.

thankfully, the queen made contact with nakia who have woken up the hope in you once again.

you and her were all day and night planning the mission to rescue shuri and probably that other girl from wherever they can be kept in.

finally, the day has come and everything went smoothly, well maybe besides the fact that this mission has angered the ‘namor’ himself, but you couldn’t care less to be honest. shuri was once again with you and she was even more than fine. nothing could change that.

coming back to wakanda shuri immediately went to her lab and you did the same. you felt like you needed to tell her how much you worried about her and that you couldn’t imagine losing her. you knew it will probably make her uncomfortable again but at this point you just needed to get it off your chest.

the two of you were the only people in the lab, cause of the late hour. she got to her stand and literally immediately started working on something you weren’t sure what that was. you needed her attention but it wasn’t looking that she was going to give it to you. so, you decided to just grab it. literally.

you stand behind her, your hands on your hips. she wasn’t looking at you or she was just simply ignoring you. you weren’t quite sure.

“can you look at me?” you asked in a stern tone. she let out a deep breath but hasn’t took her eyes off the table. you came one step closer to her.

“i need your attention.” you said hardly and she rolled her eyes at you. another step closer.

“shuri!” you raised your voice which finally got her attention, well a bit of it. she turned her head to you and realised how close you were. two steps more and your body would literally fully connect with hers.

“i’ve had enough. if you won’t look at me now don’t expect to see me in another few days.” you said being desperate. you took another step and was standing almost at her back. shuri rolled her eyes again but quickly turned around. the sudden movement changed your position a bit and now, the two of you were maybe ten centimetres away or so.

“what?” she asked and look at your lips for a moment only to find your eyes almost immediately after.

“i was scared.” you said and she had an expression you couldn’t fully understand. “i was scared something has happened to you. scared that i might not see you ever again, and believe me i wouldn’t want to live in a world where i lost you.” you said and shuri’s sight softened a bit. “i don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable or anything again, but i can’t loose you. ever. i would say not before something but to be honest, that’s a stupid thing to say. i can’t loose you.” you said and shuri didn’t catch the whole meaning of you sentence.

“you didn’t loose me.” she said softly. “i’m still here, standing right in front of you.” she added with a little smile.

“but i could’ve lost you! and i don’t know what i would do.” you confessed and shuri was looking at you with this unsure look.

“why do you care so much? like really?” she asked which took you by surprise. “i get we are friends our whole lives and that i’m the most important person to you, as you said, but is that really all?” she asked and you saw that glint in her eyes. well, it’s now or never you thought. here goes nothing.

“no, it’s not all.” you confessed again and she was looking at you even more curious now.

“then what is it?” she asked and you just didn’t know what to answer.

so you kissed her.

you moved one step closer to her and gently connected your lips. it was only a quick peck, not even giving her the time to kiss you back. you pulled away almost as quickly as you pulled in and closed your eyes, waiting for her to hate you.

what you haven’t seen was the smile that formed at shuri’s face. she was smiling the way she hasn’t for so long. the way she was smiling when she was a kid.

shuri chuckled and you slowly started to open your eyes. but in this exact moment she kissed you. it was also a peck and this time you haven’t got the chance to react. she pulled away but connected your noses.

“now i get it.” she said, smiling to you. you rolled your eyes her playfully. your hands almost immediately found her face and pulled her in for a kiss. a proper one this time.

her hands wrapped themselves around your waist bringing you even closer to her, closing any gap that was left between the two of you.

her lips moved in sync with yours and you actually couldn’t believe that it was really happening.

you started thinking about that time when she was distancing herself and you finally understood that it wasn’t because of you and your feelings, it was because of her.

this gave you another rush of happiness and you just couldn’t help but smile into the kiss. shuri feeling this gripped your waist a bit tighter and used a moment of your distraction to slip her tongue into your mouth.

let’s just say, this day you weren’t complaining about spending the night in the lab.

#request #shuri #mcu shuri #shuri request #shuri imagine #queen shuri #shuri fic #shuri x reader #black panther request #shuri black panther #black panther shuri #black panther wakanda forever #black panther imagine #black panther #shuri fluff

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agoddamn · 29 days

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@cardinalgoldenbrow ...is this a bad time to admit that I don't think that Kullervo is real? I have a larger theory on that, but I straight up do not believe he's real and I don't use anything from his story on a literal level to support any of my interpretations.

(Very short version: Kullervo is a native of Duviri. This means that he does not exist in the real Origin System, but is a reflection/growth created by someone that fell into Duviri; just like Thrax is for the Drifter. You'll never guess who I think his source material is!)

Ughh...I really hate the--

Alright, let's agree on terminology right now to help keep all this straight. I'm going to call unpiloted sentient warframes (ie Dagath) preframes. I had been using 'protoframe', but obviously 99 is doing something specific with that so I need a new term.

I don't like the preframes, story wise. I think they exist in an awkward state of canon where their real purpose is to justify frames having personality for both visual reasons (Khora and Atlas animations illustrate very different personalities) and to preserve the twist of the Second Dream.

Practically, Warframe as a story is less interested by the implications of frames representing a real independent human personality; you are either wearing them like a skin suit or taking control of them and using them to kill just like the Orokin did. In the second case, nothing has really changed for the 'life' of a frame. They just got new bosses and the daily grind stayed the same.

"But you took away their pain! Umbra!"

The Sacrifice makes the point over and over again that Umbra's case is unusual and unique. You have not communed with any of your other frames like this; that's why the Operator is surprised and confused in the first place.

I'm actually not even sure that Dante is an autonomous preframe. Because--

You don't get to be any kind of frame without the whole Infestation thing.

Following that, this means that preframes weren't always consciously rebelling, but losing themselves to the Infestation. You get Infested, you lose brain function. That's always been consistent about the Infestation, even the 'tame' Helminth variant, even in the Entrati family.

This also makes most sense to me because if there had been some way to get a functional, obedient preframe if you just found someone obedient enough to mutate, the Orokin would have just kept doing that and had no need for the Tenno. As much as Ballas isn't the most reliable narrator, I think he's being honest and accurate when he talks about how preframes simply could not be controlled. I don't think it's just a matter of personal respect.

I do agree that preframe Insurrections make most sense for what Loid is talking about, but even that doesn't quite add up, because Loid says that he found out that Dante died while he slept. Dante would never have still been active up until Loid went into stasis if he didn't have a Tenno pilot; he says himself in the next line that people harboring (what we're assuming but Loid hasn't actually stated are) preframes were not tolerated.

Dante seems to have been publicly active up until Loid's stasis. Loid is surprised to hear of both Dante and Drusus's deaths. These facts don't fit Dante being a preframe and suggest that he had a Tenno pilot instead.

Neither Drusus nor Loid ever directly states that Dante was an autonomous preframe. Loid says that Drusus purposely blurs the line between Tenno and frame identity because of his fondness for Dante. This doesn't necessarily mean that Dante was autonomous, but that Drusus wanted to believe that he was.

We see in the text that Drusus is extremely emotionally motivated. Personally I'd fully believe Drusus avoiding an inconvenient truth, particularly since the Tenno were supposed to be a complete secret. He could very well have met Dante, found out about the Tenno later, and lied to himself.

#warframe

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insaneplane · 6 months

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MORE SIMON AND BETTY DRAWINGS!! >:))

guys I can’t stop drawing and thinking abt them omfg I LOVE THEM SM HEWJHWWHHEBE

I JUST WISH THEY HAD A HAPPY ENDING😞😞😞😞 I NEED MORE CONTENT OF THEMM UGHH THEY MAKE ME SO SAD AND SICKLY LMFAOO anyways shoutout to Betty and Simon for literally giving me sm motivation to draw and for just being them bc they’re so cutsie and real

😍🫶

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tubatudiaries · 1 year

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HAPPY ACCIDENTS:)

Genre:- fluff

F!reader x idol!Beomgyu

an:- this is once again a drabble for all the hopeless romantics including myself the longer version will be posted very soon on my Instagram account :- tubatudiaries ; I got inspired by "our summer" By TXT the vibes of that song hit different; hope y'all will enjoy it <3

"Ughh, I hate my life, these assignments don't want to get over!" y/n yelled at a her laptop frustratedly then looking at her watch , it displayed time 5:53 and a notification of a new post on Instagram by her friend. She clicked on notification only to see the most gut wrenching photo of her friend kissing her boyfriend and if that wasn't enough another slide of her smothering him with kisses. Disgust was reflected on her face clearly, but at the same time she was happy for her friend. She was pretty like a kpop idol, and always had been the popular girl of her school.

Thinking about it, y/n opened camera app on her phone (the worst idea to ever exist) within a fourth of a second she closed the app and threw her phone to the side " Nah this is definitely not it"

She was already insecure about her looks since ages and then the hope of being loved completely died within her, of course her family and friends loved her, but we all need that someone who loves us like no one does. "So what I'm ugly, my soobin and beomgyu photo card love me 😤 my tubatu loves me, that's enough motivation for me to complete this crappy assignment as soon as possible"

After 2 hours of hard work and a little bit of distraction from all new videos updates from YouTube, you completed the assignment.

After completing your assignment which was equivalent to toxic relationship you decided to reward yourself by going for a walk.

The cool evening breeze brushing your face felt therapeutic and relaxing . It calmed your intrusive thoughts.

Just then a parrot flew over your shoulder , it was a turquoise fronted medium-sized parrot , he had boba eyes , and looking in all directions.

You heard a distant voice shouting "yahhh! Toto come back! Stop disturbing people"

That voice came closer and because Toto was perhaps relaxing on your tensed shoulder and you couldn't move.

"Here you are Toto! You made me run errands for you " You lifted your eyes to see the person in front of you. It was a man, young and his voice was husky yet soothing. His hair were fluffy , his features even in moonlight seemed well defined and were so mesmerizing, the most attention capturing part of his face were his boba eyes and pearly white smile. You were so lost in his beauty that you realized that Toto was still on your shoulder.

"Thank you so much for not moving and extremely sorry for causing trouble , Toto's becoming naughty day by day "

You replied "n-no problem, he really did nothing apart of siting but I'm sure you are tired of looking and chasing after him , you can have my water"

He accepted the offer as he was extremely thirsty, you were literally staring at him while he was gulping water , he seemed ethereal and looked like a daydream.

After handing over your water bottle, he spoke "once again thank you, I'm choi beomgyu and this is my pet parrot Toto" You froze in place as soon as you heard his name

B-beomgyu no, THE CHOI BEOMGYU from TOMORROW BY TOGETHER was standing in front of you, he drank from your bottle and moa's crush Toto was on your shoulder.

You stuttered " I-i am y/n n-nice to meet you Mr Choi, you pet is really beautiful "

"You can call me only beomgyu since you seem around my age and thanks for the compliment :) Since you helped me can i treat you with an ice cream, I know it's not much , but there is an ice cream shop right there "

Stawwwpp did beomgyu just offered you an ice cream treat , you were on cloud 9 , you tried to look calm and composed and replied " Why not! Since it's so hot you too are sweating let's cool down ourselves "

Beomgyu smiled and asked you to follow his lead, he kept Toto in his cage in his car and fed him water and his food, then you entered the air conditioned ice cream parlour. The sweet smell of ice cream had you drooling . Beomgyu asked you for your favorite flavor and bought one for you and one for himself, you both sat and talked for a while about how Toto became his pet, then beomgyu got too curious about you and you were being interrogated the whole time but you too asked him about himself.

After an wholesome conversation, you both headed out of the ice cream shop, both of you were a bit sad for you won't be able to talk to him , you both had only met half an hour ago and had bonded so well and then suddenly never meeting again seemed too sad of an ending to a good friendship to which beomgyu suggested to exchange phone numbers you both were glad to have something to stay in touch with each other.

You both bid farewell to each other and said "thank you beomgyu for treating me with ice cream and being an amazing listener, I'm feeling so much more relaxed thanks to you"

" I'm glad I could help you, and i hope to stay in touch with you! Goodbye y/n! "

You both parted ways, you felt happy, a smile was plastered on your face , not just because you had spent time with your idol but also because you found such a good friend who was extremely genuine and his vibes were so positive, you felt grateful for being able to finish your assignment on time and meeting this beautiful soul

Beomgyu too was feeling the same, he felt heard and did not feel alone. His busy schedule didn't have him time to talk to his hyungs in person , they did text each other on kakao talk but they too are extremely busy and also something about talking in person is always better . He found a friend because of Toto, he felt grateful towards Toto. Every stress and tension that moment just seemed too good to be ignored because he had a good time with you.

#choi yeonjun #txt reactions #txt scenarios #txt x reader #txt fluff #txt imagines #txt beomgyu #txt fanfic #choi beomgyu #beomgyu x reader #beomgyu smut #beomgyu fluff #beomgyu reactions #beomgyu imagines #beomgyu fanfic #beomgyu #Spotify

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storyofmychoices · 7 months

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Can I just say how frustrating the detective is in this book (COP2)?

They literally got Bas killed because they were too busy focusing on him than the actual killer

and as soon as he's dead, they just suspect Lydea. They didn't even stop to look at evidence, just that she had been out of reach (conveniently).

I just want them to actually stop and think for 5 minutes. Consider motive, means, and opportunity. Stop pointing fingers.

Ughh so frustrating. I think our detective score should go down just because they keep making assumptions.

Also the Queen let us off way too easy!

Eveline should have made the king do something about it. We let her son die. That's on us.

#ignore me #dani rambles #dani is very tired #dani plays cop2 #crimes of passion #choices crimes of passion #choices book club

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aleksanderscult · 4 months

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I have read about more capable heroes being more civil to a lot more heinous villains to solve problems. What do you thinking provoking him in this way would solve? Also yess about the "small victory" 😭. Miss Zoya, what would you have done if he had said no? HE was being reasonable here, you are being childish. Also what a waste to not use him: his experience, advice, allies, spies. Like? Ask him about that. Try to get information from him about that. Then use your own brain to filter it out and sort out the truths from the lies, what is this "you are EVILLLLL" thing going to do in your favour? You are having self doubts but you don't even think to look at him as an example. If ypu think he truly achieved nothing then at least use him as example on what not to do. All of this involves asking him questions like ughh.

We do not need our hero to constantly belittle the villain to seem him as a villain. The hero being able to put aside his pride for the greater good and working out an arrangement with the person he hates is an admirable thing. Which ok, your hero is allowed to not have. But then that is a flaw or ar least just not very heroic. And it's pretty absurd for all of your long list of heroes to have the same fucking flaw. How are they all on the same page. When did they become a hive mind?

THIS!!! THIS!!!

ALL OF THIS, GUYS!!!!

Literally, anon, I have nothing else to add. You explained it PERFECTLY!!

Just like you said, you don't need to have the heroes criticise the villain and point his evil actions and flaws. (Because NO SHIT SHERLOCK WE HAVE EYES AND HAVE ALREADY SAW THEM OURSELVES)

His actions have already spoken for himself and you should let the reader make his own conclusion and opinion about him.

Also:

WE DON'T READ THE FUCKING BOOKS TO GET CRITICIZED FOR LIKING A CHARACTER

BUT TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES AND FORGET OUR LIFE PROBLEMS!!

Thank you.

Also, agree on how the FUCK ARE THEY ALL ON THE SAME PAGE???

Alina was willing to believe him in the beginning (S&B) but she got brainwashed by her surroundings and then she joined the "We're all right and devoted to good here and that fucker is nothing but EVIL!" gang. Now, how the Hell do they all agree on this, I don't know for the life of me.

And the last thing I want to comment and agree on is that in some other books I've read, things were kind of different.

Harry Potter books: The main character felt bad for Voldemort when he saw his past and understood his motivations based on his parentage and childhood (the "heroes" in the trilogy could never).

Percy Jackson books: At the end of the last book the main character (after killing the villain) decides to end the real problem that began the whole war (something that Alina never did with the Grisha after killing the Darkling).

So, to sum up, I agree with everything, anon. We share the same braincell on this.

#ANON YOU GET IT #I'm tired of being preached from these assholes in Nikolai's duology #actually I've never fully read it so LMAO #anon asks #grishaverse #shadow and bone #the darkling #pro darkling #aleksander morozova #pro aleksander morozova #alina starkov #nikolai duology #rule of wolves #king of scars #harry potter #percy jackson

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starrsfics · 2 years

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NSFW alphabet (Nick Furcillo)

WARNINGS: mentions of smut!!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

tbh i feel like he’d definitely be the type to make sure you’re okay and clean you up. He just wants to make sure his angel enjoyed themselves.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his favorite body part on him is for sure his hands. he knows what they do to you and how much they turn you on.

ANYWAYS. his favorite body part on you is your thighs. he’s for sure a thigh man. He’ll grab them while he’s driving, while you’re on dates, etc..

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

i just know he loves breeding. nick prefers finishing inside you just because he loves to see it drip out of your pretty holes.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he takes pictures of you secretly while you’re in the moment and if you let him, he’d show his friends how pretty his baby looks while being absolutely destroyed. oh and he gets off to it while you’re not around.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

nick has only had two or three other partners but he knows EXACTLY what hes doing. he studies you and your reactions. he knows what gets you going by your third time together.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

MATING. PRESS. he loves to watch your pretty face as he fucks you dumb. plus, he gets to hold your thighs heh.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

it would depend on the mood, but most of the time its serious. If it gets a little quiet or awkward he WILL crack a joke.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he keeps himself trimmed, but there’s def some hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he always make sure you know that you are making him feel good. he’s super romantic and tells you how much of a good girl you are for him and how much he loves you!

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

nick gets off to pictures of you. all. the. time. whether they’re pics of you from your insta or pics of you he took secretly. he always thinks about you. he’s like your number one fan lol.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

breeding. yup. he loves the thought of filling you up and fucking his kids into you. he wants to be the father of your kids so fucking bad.

ever since he turned into a werewolf, he loves biting you and leaving hickies all over you. just marking what he owns.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

he loves semi-public sex. he loves the risk of getting caught plowing you lol. PLUS THE ADRENANLINE RUSH.

he likes bathroom sex fs. fucking you against the mirror or on the sink ughh. he loves watching your face while he makes you feel good.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

YOU. literally just you. the thought of you. if you ask him he will NOT hesitate to fuck you so good.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He does not want to be tied up. its restricting and its makes him feel really uncomfortable.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he prefers receiving. he loves making you feel good but the way your lips feel on his cock makes him go crazy.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

at first he’s slow but hard, then he will definitely go faster and rougher. He fucks with pure lust and passion.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he’d be down for quickies, but he really prefers taking his time with you. he loves to really get into it. he likes it when you make each other feel good.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he is open to experimenting! he won’t do anything that makes you uncomfortable though.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he can go for 3 rounds. mans got stamina. good luck (y/n) 🥲. he lasts about 30 minutes but always makes sure you finish first.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he does not own toys but if he had to he’d use a vibrator on you just because he wants to torture your hole until you physically cannot cum anymore.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

HE IS SUCH A TEASE OMFG. he edges you until you cry. he loves watching you grow needy for his cock. the sounds of your begging makes him impossibly harder.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

mostly groans and grunts, but an occasional moan will slip out when he can’t hold back anymore.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

if he sees any man checking you out or flirting with you he WILL NOT hesitate to show them that he owns you. he’ll grab your throat and kiss you right in front of them and then smile at them smugly. once you get home expect to be covered in purple marks. mr furcillo is one JEALOUS man.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he is 7 inches hard and averagely thick. he knows how to use it though. NEVER fails to make you feel good.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

super fucking high. he jacks off all the goddamn time when you’re not around and he’s horny. whenever he needs you he WILL bend you over wherever you guys are and absolutely rail you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he’s got stamina, so he’s not very tired after. he makes sure you’re taken care of then if he’s tired he’ll fall asleep with you in his arms aw.

#nick furcillo #nick fucillo x reader #nick furcillo smut #smut #the quarry #the quarry smut #nsfwalphabet #requests are open #requests are welcome

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em-writes-stuff-sometimes · 1 year

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Eeeek I’m back! I survived midterm season and I came back to a new chapter and a heart wrenching au as a prize.

Thank you so much for writing Babey slapping Alicent cause she 1000% deserved it. And it’s very consistent with Babey’s character so far, she’s defending herself but she’s also the calmest one of her family so she didn’t go batshit crazy and instead went to talk. Alicent being the one behind it wasn’t surprising but her reasoning for it was. Like who even thinks “oh I was traumatized and forced to have kids so young with a man in an accelerated state of dying, let me try to traumatize you by preventing you from having kids you so badly want with the man who loves you” 😇😇

Daemon is just so comfy “availing himself” when Babey is sleeping. I see that the “Hush” chapter has unlocked a new kink for him hehe. As much as I like Babey’s calm, cool and collected way of handling things I can’t wait to have Daemon go feral and get revenge in the next chapter.

Babey losing her baby in the AU was really sad. I don’t even wanna talk about it, I just have to let you know that you made me cry a bit. It seemed like she was in shock. Ughh you’re kinda annoying for making me feel things 😭 jkjk ily 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

-💎

P.S. I’ll probably be more annoying in your ask box for now cause I’m on spring break hehehe

Aaaah, HIIIIII 💎!!!! Congrats on surviving your midterms! I hope it went well for ya! (I honestly have like ZERO clue about midterms, I had maybe 4 exams a semester at uni, if that?) Might be the degree, might be the culture - uni in Australia feels a little more like high school and less like… I dunno, college? We don’t generally stay in dorms, for one, and we’ll usually attend whatever campus is closest to us. Going interstate for a specific university isn’t really a thing here. Wild.

I’m so glad you enjoyed Chapter 7! I think Alicent’s very good at lying to herself and pretending that she had only the saintliest of motives for literally controlling Babey’s body, when really that shit is dodgy as fuuuuuck. She’s a messed up gal and I found the idea that her own trauma begets a different kind of trauma in her de-facto child really interesting, and a bit reflective of the ways families hurt each other IRL. I don’t condone her actions and nor exactly do I feel sympathy for it, but it did feel like a reasonable leap for someone so entrenched in faith and her own sense of rightness to make.

Daemon reeeeeeally likes doing stuff to his Babey while she’s sleepin’. I reckon he partly enjoys the powerlessness of it - the knowing that he can start whatever he wants and she’s not gonna stop it - and partly gets off on how liddle and sweet she looks asleep. Like he’s corrupting her again and again, even with a big belly full of his babies. Daemon is going (partly) feral next chapter! I hope y’all enjoy where I’m going with it when it finally comes out.

AND I KNOOOOOW, the AU was so saaaaad. I did enjoy writing it, though! Grief and shock and loss are things that I find easy to connect with, dunno what that says about my mental state but there you go lol. Even though I made you emote (am sorry), I hope you at least didn’t regret the time it took to read!

Thank you so much, 💎! Always a pleasure catching up with you!

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ickadori · 8 days

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Going crazy for that last one 😩 the pulling her into a hug?? "That's my girl" ???? And the way he was staring at her after he said it UGHH and pinching her!!! Don't get me started on the smut part bc istg. 'She' loves him!!! 'She's' yours, kuna!!!! The both of us hdjsjs your writing is killing me 😭 i also like to personally hc that reader is the first girl kuna ate out bc he wasn't a pussy eater before (BOO) so him eating her out like that was soo good 😮‍💨. The interview went rlly well btw TYSM <33333 Idk why tho my vibes are just so off otherwise, i think its pms but my head is all angsty now LMFAO but i feel so bad bc sometimes i really do just be talking and then u pull a whole fic outta nowhere and its such a lovely surprise and has me giddy but i feel like im giving u work and NOOOO like im rlly just here to talk to you so pls dnt feel like u gotta write smth for everything i say 😭 im just horny and emo 24/7 lmfaoooo.

Also fem sukuna lactating 😃 my third eye is open omg id like to think even as a woman she'd have broad shoulders and a tight little C cup with perky dark nipples AAAAAAAA brown nipple supremacyyyy

Choso bbg anon

STOPP when i was writing it i literally had the thought that sukuna was a non-pussy eater bc in his mind ‘he doesn’t know where that pussy’s been’, but he knows exactly where yours has been bc he’s been the only one in it!!! i wanted to incorporate that in there but i was too lazyyyyy 😩

LOL you are not giving me work don’t think that 😭😭 i have been wanting to write lately but had no motivation so you really did me a favor skdkdk <333

fem sukuna, my love 🙇‍♀️ i feel like her shoulders are broad, broader than the women she beds but still smaller than the men she disembowels. i feel like she’s meaty too, just like og form male sukuna - like just very thick and firm, arms riddled with muscle and 🙂‍↔️ i must think about this further in private.

#++ choso bbg anon #i am SO glad your interview went well 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾#i hope you get a call back 🫂🫂

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snailsandpuppy-dogtails · 9 months

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Communication Breakdown

part 3 of the garvez solstice story is a year old today. In this part Luke takes a drunk Penelope and JJ home from a failed girls night. WC: 2,071 of funny drunken flirting Ao3

“Why’s Newbie here?” It was cool out, it was dark, but neither bothered them much due to the alcohol they'd consumed. It was meant to be a girls night, but Tara and Emily each had something come up, so it was just Penelope and JJ. They’d gotten caught up in shots for shots and then a sweet group of girls bar hopping for a bachelorette party had included them in their celebrations, and then people were buying them drinks… and so they’d both had a bit more than they normally would.

JJ grinned, “I called him. Better someone we can trust, than some rando moonlighting driver.” Penelope didn’t need to know she picked Luke over literally everyone else for slightly devious motives... JJ had noticed how Morgan’s little push at the party a few weeks ago had helped things in the moment, but since being back at work things had gone…cold. Her “fluffy armor” as Luke called it had gone back up, Penelope reverting to her “I grudgingly accept his existence” stance and poor Luke just accepting it. She was hoping arranging them together would encourage someone to make a move. And Penelope couldn’t stop talking about him all night “Did you see what Alvez…” “Could you believe he said that? To ME?!” “You know he puts…”. honestly, even her subconscious sucked at keeping secrets. The girls in the bachelorette party had demanded to see his picture after Penelope emphatically denied being interested in him and insisting they were not dating, that she wouldn’t even if she could, but she “couldn’t anyway because they work on the same team”. The consensus after seeing photos of them together, of course, was “girl quit your job and marry him before I do.”

“Ughh. Have you ever been in the car with Alvez driving?! I think I’m gonna be sick thinking about it...” Her face blanched and she made a retching noise.

JJ laughed walking with Penelope over to Luke, “He's not that bad of a driver.”

“Uh-huh.” she mocked in a sick voice, shuffling along. Secretly, she was happy JJ had asked Luke to get them and that he had agreed, but she wasn’t about to say it. She’d been saying enough all night, she knew, but when she got a few drinks in it was like a broken faucet, she couldn’t stop herself. Plus he’d really been getting on her nerves lately, just doing or saying stupid things, always smiling and laughing and offering to carry things and leaning on Spencer’s desk all relaxed with his arms folded pushing out his muscles and... Tonight might turn out bad...

Luke opened the doors, waiting on the two. He was glad JJ had called him even if he was just getting to sleep (a fact he didn’t let on to, not wanting her to feel bad for disturbing him). He liked being able to help out his team, his friends. And he’d get to see Penelope, talk about things besides work, without the shadow of what they were going into or had just come out of hanging over them. Getting to see her just happy and alive.

“Fun night?” he asked, amused at their disheveled appearances. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d seen Penelope looking anything other than picture perfect. Even barefoot and tousled after the football game, not a thing was out of place, but right now she looked like a storm had hit: one of her feather pompom barrettes was falling out, her cardigan was askew, and she had rolled up tights cascading out of her bag. They clearly had partied hard, she looked like the tail end of prom night.

Penelope turned to him as JJ helped her into the vehicle, dazed smile appearing instead of the scowl she was aiming for and replied, “No, Newbie, it was terrible, we just thought we’d keep going until it got better.” and finished by rolling her eyes and giggling.

“It was supposed to be a girls night,” JJ explained, “well, still was, just different. Thanks for getting us.” JJ gripped his arm and gave a squeeze. “Would you mind dropping me off first?.”

"And leave me alone with this sarcastic monster? Um, why was it you didn’t call Will, again?” he joked helping JJ in to the vehicle.

“Someone had to watch the kids, Alvez, geez.”

They were loaded into the comfy surroundings and quickly on their way, JJ first as requested. Luke had asked, and they immediately launched into a narrative of the night. From first arriving at the bar and finding a trivia night happening, Penelope and JJ deciding to make it into a drinking game against each other drinking each time one of them got an answer wrong, to getting sucked in to the bachelorette party.

“…so they pulled us up on the bar and we were all dancing and singing but some of the words you couldn’t say or else you had to drink!” explained Penelope energetically. "Yeah, I drank a lot for that one…” said JJ. “So is that how Penelope lost her tights?” he asked, glancing back in the rearview mirror. “What? Oh, no!” they said, looking to each other. “That was later when Penelope gave the bride-to-be a lap dance.” JJ said, dead pan. Luke's eyes bulged, choking on it. “You what?!” His head whipped to the back seat. “LUKE ROAD!” shouted JJ pointing, as the backseat erupted into laughter. He had been hanging on every word, only just then realizing they’d been lying.

“For a profiler, you suuuuuck” teased JJ, grinning.

“Yeah, you work for the BAU? Someone should talk to your boss.” added Penelope.

“Excuse me for driving and trusting the two of you. Lesson learned. Was any of that true?” He’d gone a little red from embarrassment at his outburst and at having been so gullible.

“Eh, what makes a good lie?” Asked JJ.

"Heather really was the sweetest girl and pretty! And man can she drink!” Penelope said in awe. “All of them were! And all stewardesses! In their 20s!” Penelope exclaimed, her and JJ laughing.

He shook his head smirking. “I’m not believing anything either of you say for the rest of the night. You are cruel.”

“Well, looks like my nights up any way.” JJ said with a sigh as they approached her house. As JJ got out, Penelope moved to the front seat, not wanting to be alone in the back. JJ kissed Penelope’s forehead before calling out “Night, Alvez, thanks again for the ride. Make sure my girl gets home safe.” and walked up the path. They watched her make it into the house before he put the truck in drive and headed on for Penelope’s apartment.

With JJ gone, the night’s story told, and them all alone now, a strange tension started to grow. Penelope's head lulled to the side of the seat facing him, he could see her watching him in his periphery. She brought a hand up and dragged it down his stubbled face, cheek pulling under the friction. “Yur so pretty, Newbie.” He smiled indulgently, dimples peeking through and let the silence that fell between them fill the car. She was drunk, he knew he was attractive, he knew there was something between them, but this was not the time to bring any of it up or discuss it. He shrugged off the hand, she let it fall to the seat beside her contemplating the planes of his face.

“...It hurts.” she whined after a while, with a little frown. Luke jerked to look at her, instinctively releasing the gas and slowing, eyes darting from road to Penelope, looking her up and down, scanning her body. They hadn’t mentioned anything and there were no obvious signs of injury. “What does? Penelope, are you ok? Should I pull over? Are you gonna be sick?” She’d been fine, she looked fine...

That hand again came up and made contact, pushing his face back towards the road she made a noise of exasperation. “To look at you. Some times. It hurts. 'can’t do it. too pretty. ’Specially when you smile.” Her gaze took on a dreamy quality and the concern that overtook him a minute ago dissipated, mouth quirking as he rolled his eyes. This was too much. If he were a lesser man he’d be plotting all the ways he could bring this up at work tomorrow, as it was he’d just fantasize about it later.

She really should shut up, stop talking, stop touching him, but broken faucet and all that…She wondered if he’d kiss her if she asked, if she kissed him, would he kiss back?

For a third time, she was touching him and it was driving him crazy, her fingers gently running over the side of his head, twisting at his short strands. He always initiated contact between the two of them, never her. His hair raised at her touch. She took a deep breath and let it out, “You’d be prettier if you grew out your hair though. Something to grip.” She growled the word and let her fingers tighten and slip from his hair. His mind helpfully jumped to why she’d need to grip his hair, cheeks heating at the images conjured up. He’d always hated the feel of it behind his ears, but he briefly considered that he’d do it if she wanted. He cleared his throat and shifted in his seat, sitting up a bit straighter.

She was drunk she was drunk she was drunk.

“Penelope-”

“Ohh, not terribly long, just….enough.” She continued, "A few inches of curls to tangle through.” she cooed. It was sweet, and feminine, and high. A side of her he saw from time to time but never got to experience for himself. Would it be selfish or wrong to let her keep going? To not put a stop to her flirting and flattery? It’s what he’d been trying to earn all this time, wasn’t it?

She’s drunk she’s drunk she’s drunk.

He glanced over again head turning a quarter, and smiled “And who would be tangling their fingers through my hair, Chica? You?” his eyes flickered from the road to Penelope. There was nothing wrong with some innocent flirting, he wouldn't let it go further.

She gave a small smirk, eyes lighting up “Naughty, naughty, Newbie.” she chastised, "Careful…could be trouble for HR…”

Luke laughed, “Uh, huh.” He agreed, and turned his attention back fully to driving, not far from her apartment now. Her eyes slipped closed, and he thought about how unfortunate it was that she was drunk. Opportunity was presenting it’s self left and right, but none of it meant anything with her in this state, not really. He knew there could be kernels of truth connected to the things she was saying and doing, inhibitions lowered and all that, but until it was fully present Penelope telling him these things, taking these actions, they were meaningless. And it’s not as if opportunity presented itself much between them in their daily lives. She was right about the HR thing, of course, and they never hungout just them…Not since Phil anyway. He chewed at his lip considering how he could create space for an opportunity, it really would need to be at work unless he wanted to wait for another game night or drinks after a case and hope for the chance of them being left alone for a few minutes. No. He needed to take action. And what was the problem with that anyway? He could do it, he’d done much worse, faced much scarier things than confronting Garcia.

“Whatcha thinking about?” She’d gone back to watching him, he’d been so caught up in contemplating his next move he hadn’t noticed.

He looked back as he pulled to a stop and put the truck in park. “Nothin. We're here. Unbuckle yourself and I’ll walk you up, gotta make sure our queen makes it in safely.”

“Flatterer. Are you my knight?” she asked, not moving.

“One of many, Penelope. Come on, let’s get you home.” Luke undid his buckle and walked around the front of the truck, helped Penelope out, walked her to the door of her apartment and made sure she made it safely in before heading home. Solstice had been a good step forward between them, but it was time he leapt when talking.

#garvez #criminal minds #penelope garcia #luke alvez #jj #fan fic #snails tales #fluff and flirting #ao3

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Robooty Reviews: Yandere Kanojo (7/10)

My first manga I ever laid mein precious little eyes upon... hoo boy is this one nostalgic! You can definately see how it influenced my artstyle lol. It's incredibly charming imo and i fuckin love it. anyways this manga is about a yankee girl reina and her new nerdy boyfriend tanaka (who is most definately not a yankee) and them having slice of life swag together. It's all done in a 4-koma style but is incredibly charming with a delightful cast of fun characters and quite a few interesting dynamics + jokes! Just be careful, there two versions of this story, the print and online one and they contain the same plot but have different comics each. I recommend reading both since its kinda like getting more in between stories (except when it comes to the end with the more plot heavy stuff then they diverge a bit)

you know robooty okay GIRLSEME FOREVERR!!!! I LOVED REINA AND TANAKA AS A KID MMMM THEIR DYNAMIC IS SUPPPPPERR NICE I LOVE THEM THEYRE SO CUTE TOGETHER UWAAA!! I will say that when i was younger i struggled to appreciate tsubasa and hijiri properly, but now I quite enjoy their addition to the friend group. I also have always loved the cafe manager and his gay ass chef. I used to reference the pannel where he goes "okay now stand next to me so i can grab your ass every once in a while (itll keep me motivated)" all the time. I do appreciate how in the print version theres also the long ass baseball arc but thats just because i love baseball lol

but okay. imma be ngl rn guys. this manga scored a whole extra point or two purely because it has Ran and Kouichirou Ryuuzaki (reinas parents). Guys. They are the best fucking couple ever. I WISH THERE WAS AN ENTIRE SIDE MANGA FOR THEM THEYRE SO GOOD THEYRE SO GOOD UGHH I LOVE HUSBAND WIFEEEE!!! The yandere in the title is actually supposed to stand for "yankee-dere" (lol shows age doesnt it?) but its alright, because ran is a true yandere. Shes protective and smiley and cutsey and literally kills people and has a demon in her heart. and her husband kouichirou has a scary face and insane social anxiety so everyones terrified of him because he just stares at people but its because hes terrified of everyone else. ITS SO GOOODDDDDD!!!! SHES SO OBSESSED WITH HIM AND ADORES HIM AND HE LOVES HER INCREDIBLY DEARLY TOO GIVE ME THE FUCKING MANGA SPIN OFF THATS JUST THEM!!!! RANS INCREDIBLE I WANT HER TO BE MY GIRLSEME WIFE. AND I WANT KOUICHIROU TO BE MY BOYUKE HUSBAND BECAUSE HES JUST SOOOOOOOOOooOoO CUTE! I still draw fanart of those two... theyre amazing and adorable i love them...

ALSO THE YURI SIDE COUPLE. WELL... THEYRE IMPLIED TO BE YURI BUT OHHH MY GAWDDD. LOOK ROBOOTY DOESNT REALLY LIKE YURI AS IN I LIKE IT BUT I USUALLY DONT REALLY EAT IT UP BC I CANT GET INVESTED YKNOW? ME IN THE IDGAF WARS. BUT THIS YURI. SO. GOOD. I WANT MORE. MORE CHAPTERS. GIVE ME MORE FUCKING YURI. SUMIKA X NANAMI FOR FUCKING EVER UGHHH PLEASE GIVE ME MOREEEEE!!!!

Anyways, this mangas really good lol. I like it a lot, it isnt winning any nobel prizes but I find it quite charming and a really nice read when youre dicking around on the bus. The art is really good and the jokes land a lot and are quite funny ^_^ Please consider checking this one out guys!

#robooty reviews #rec #recommendation #recommendations #recs #Yandere Kanojo #straight yaoi review

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