#but you have heard of me (fics)

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when Wilson says House's name

#house md #james wilson #prince's talk tag #finally!!! it's done! this and the house version took almost two weeks to do #first off thank you to the clinic-duty team on livejournal for making the transcripts for these episodes #because this video would be near impossible to make without their clear transcripts. I hope y'all are doing well #ive been reading a lot of fics with these two and i see how the authors have the characters refer to each other in their fics #and that got me wondering how much do they say each other's name in the show and how do they refer to each other #since this is the wilson video ill put his stats here #s1 was 11 times s2 was 18 s3 was 45 s4 was 32 s5 was 41 s6 was 60 s7 was 47 and s8 was 48 #in total he says his name 302 times. Mostly refers to him just by House #the only time I've heard him say his first name its when he's being professional or when he's really angry (and that one time he proposed) #and even then it's always the full name not just the first name #the only instance I've seen him use just his first name was on that note he put on House's xmas gift that we see in season 5 #and as much as I wanted to put that moment in here he never actually says the contents of the note out loud so i had to leave it out #but what surprised me was he says House's name more than House says his name #especially when the earlier seasons didn't have him say his name as much

[crazy-fangirl2524]

My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy

#seeing all the post about like omg Neil is so feral?! like brother did you not read aftg did y’all forget aftg is from Neil’s pov #ofc Neil wouldn’t say he’s feral in his own pov tf😭😭😭 #and remember in aftg Neil still has to hide part of himself BECASUE his father and eveyrhhing but now he’s literally free from his biggest #fear and he could do whatever the fuck he wants #Istg the fandom is like the foxes man idk why everyone is so shook #literally cant thank Nora enough for showing everyone finally #Idc if I sound proud or whatever but I fucking knew it this entire time and I have been shouting it for so long like finally #that’s why so many fics annoyed me so much like #I just needed to say this because I finally felt seen and heard andFINALLY LIKE URGH #tsc and aftg supremacy #tsc #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court #the sunshine court spoilers #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg series #aftg fandom #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #andrew minyard #andrew joseph minyard #neil abram josten #aftg neil #aftg thoughts #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #incorrect tfc

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #you’ve heard of ‘how it should have happened’ fics #not get ready for #how it should NEVER have happened #but i wrote it anyway #tags like these make me run screaming from a fic #I read fanfic to ESCAPE from the horrors of the world #not to have them come slap me across the face #I will read them if I’m feeling sad tho #or that weird mood where you’re not sad or happy but you want to feel something and sadness is easier to attain than happiness so you go fin #anyway #you get the point #I’ve shared too much already #(also who knew that tumblr limits the characters in your tags)

[flashdoesahundredyarddash]

Me sharing this first on Twitter and then walking over to Tumblr to post.......

POV...your friend who you're in love with gets a star sapphire ring after saving you...

literally....literally swooning. Hal, he LITERALLY swept you off your feet in battle...

#loml hal jordan #thinking about Star Sapphire Barry #is there a fic on him getting a star sapphire ring #carol actually supports the gays and is one themself...she is PROUD and the reason of Barry getting that ring hear me out #speedster ramble #barry allen #hal jordan #YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT FOLKS USER FLASHDOESAHUNDREDYARDDASH UPLOADS AND IS ALIVE! #I come back and #my first post is halbarry #my art #dc #me posting more on twitter but dw ill be on here and everywhere #naturally hal just has sappy love songs in her head the minute Barry transforms into a Star Sapphire #green lantern #the flash #I LOVE USING CLIP STUDIO OMMMGGG MY FAVORITE DRAWING APP #also conversations I have on twitter are pleasant #even though I talk about random things #halbarry

[morelikesin]

IT'S BARBIE AND KEN!

🩷 Reference picture below cut 🩷

#has this been done before? probably? in any case the idea came to me like a night ago and I couldn't rest until it was fully realized #any excuse to draw curvy sam with an ever admirable max is enough for me #sam and max #freelance husbands #barbie #freelance police #morelikesin #my art #don't steal #original #traditional art #finished #the way of the voice fic #YES YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. YES I HAVE MY REASONS. ALL WILL BE REVEALED WHEN IT GETS THERE I PROMISE LUV

[shitouttabuck]

house of wolves mcr

“but you’re not a bad dog. you’re a good dog; you needn’t go under the table.” — virginia woolf in a love letter to vita sackville-west

#hi made this because im having a hard time with i love you like a dog fic #this is maybe the second mcr song i’ve ever heard but the lyrics haunt me….. #911 #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #mine #i love you like a dog

[tennessoui]

au where obi-wan is just havin a cup of tea and readin a bit of a book and anakin bursts into his quarters looking halfway to insane and blabbering absolute nonsense and then he just looks at obi-wan and says fuck it and kisses him before he storms back out 

meanwhile anakin’s been stuck in a time loop for ages now and he’s halfway to insane because no one remembers anything but him so what if just one day he gives into the urge to kiss/sleep with his master it’s just one time and no one else will remember it!!!

only for the time loop to break because of that kiss and the next day obi-wan is like ?? are we gonna talk about it??

and anakin (having burst in again, thinking this is another reset of the loop) is like ‘what, the fact that that romance novel is yours and not ahsoka’s?’

and obi-wan is like ‘nO (but it is ahsoka’s) im referring to the fact that you shoved your tongue down my throat this time yesterday!!’

#obikin #kit's silly lil aus #i just really need a time loop story told from the pov of someone not in the loop #so they're just watching their person fall apart and theyre concerned and also like ??? #anakin would storm in and snap something about yes he knows that book isnt ahsoka's it's obi-wan's #before obi-wan could even try to lie #and he'd also be like and i brought you htis food for breakfast because you want to make an omelet #but you secretly want me to make you an omelet #and the fic (told from obi-wan's pov/outsider's pov) is just like '???? ???? ? ??? ????' #an amazing case could be made for the reverse #where it's anakin's pov and obi-wan stuck in a time loop #and he just spends a day sighing in anakin's directtion and saying the nicest things #and anakin decides he's dying and almost falls to try and prevent that #and obi-wan says something like 'im not dying i just wish you would remember how much i adore you' #and anakn would have to kiss him because now that he's heard how could he forget??? #and the timeloop is broken through sheer anakin skywalker stubborness #post cancelled now im torn

[headaching]

i just wanted to pop in and say i think about you guys every day, and im really sorry that i haven’t responded to messages and asks in so long, let alone post anything.

ive been gone so long that it’s intimidating to try and pick up where i left off, even though in my heart i know it’s not that serious & you guys are such genuinely kind people, and that im not obligated to post anything. but i WANT TO SO BAD is the thing!!!!! that’s why it makes me upset!!!!!! because i miss you, i miss it here, but something in my brain is keeping me away, and at least for now, i still feel like i need to listen.

so, while im saying sorry to you, im saying sorry to me too, because it’s not fair to deny my desire to be here while simultaneously shaming myself for not being here 😭 pick a struggle goddamn

idk, if you’re still reading this, thank you. this feels kinda ridiculous to even post and i know i think about myself too much lmfao but i think about you too, constantly. i hope you’re all doing so well and i can’t wait to be back up to my old shenanigans when it feels right for me <3

#i heard one of my old fic inspo songs earlier and promptly burst into tears 😭 it’s been on my mind a lot #i have so much more to say but i think that’s enough. i think im thinking about myself too much (in perpetuity) #i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart) if you even care!!!!!!!! #one last thing before i go…….why the fuck does tumblr look like this now

[littlespoonevan]

one thing i still genuinely do not understand is why all of these teen shows set in high school aren't just set in college instead. when i think of all the shows i watched in my teens/early 20s they all have the exact same problems and all of those problems could be solved if they were just. set in college instead?????????? actors don't look 16?? that's cool bc they're in college so they can reasonably be anywhere from 18-24. parents seemingly non-existent or disappear for episodes at a time??? nbd all the characters moved out for college so they don't see their parents that often. characters going to endless parties, having unlimited access to alcohol, and sleeping with a different person every ep??? sure makes a lot more sense if they're in college!!!! characters randomly having free time in the middle of the day??? everyone's college schedule is different!

like!!! there are so many shows that completely lose the run of themselves by s3 bc their characters start off 16 and now they're supposed to be graduating and all the plans they had and colleges they wanted to go to now need to Go Away bc they need a reason for them all to still stay in the same setting which means basically messing up 2-3 seasons worth of character development. and i just cannot understand how none of these tv execs thought, hey maybe if we make them freshman in college this would make more sense bc we'd at least have a plan for 4 seasons and even if we reach graduation we could still feasibly transition them into their career paths without disrupting the existing dynamic??????????? teenagers would still watch that, the demographic wouldn't change???????? college is still a tumultuous time where people are growing and learning and making mistakes and having new experiences?????????? where are all the shows set in college where are they?????????????????????????

#can u tell i'm on s3 of gossip girl lmao my biggest gripe is how all we heard for 2 seasons was what colleges they wanted to go to #and none of them ended up there #which like okay that can happen but for NONE of them to actually do what they'd planned to do????? when they were all extremely driven #and high achieving???? (well okay dan and blair were lol) #the same happened with glee #or else you end up with shows doing like an endless senior year which is also stupid #or a tIME SKIP don't get me started on time skips #the only show i can legit think of from the 2010s that was actually set in college was how to get away with murder #anyway it's wild to me that in tv most shows are either set in high school or mid to late 20s and beyond #why does everyone skip the college portion what's wrong with it #there's a reason college aus are one of my favourite kinds of fic they have #so much potential #text

[pokimoko]

Haustoria - Moon Knight Fic

Written by pokimoko for @buttsnorkeler69420 (as part of @tiptapricot's #Moon Knight Mystery Swap)

Chapters: 1/1

Word Count: 14.6K

Fandom: Moon Knight (2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Warning: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Relationships: Layla El-Faouly & Steven Grant, Layla El-Faouly & Marc Spector, Layla El-Faouly & Jake Lockley, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Characters: Layla El-Faouly, Steven Grant (Marvel), original villain, Marc Spector, Jake Lockley

Tags: Dissociative Identity Disorder, Post-Season/Series 01, Layla El-Faouly-centric, Horror, Body Horror, Bugs & Insects, Undead, Colonialism, Extended Metaphors, (which are also fairly heavy-handed metaphors let's be honest), Canon-Typical Violence, Gore, Parasites, Protective Layla El-Faouly, Angst and Humor, Egypt, POV Layla El-Faouly, Moon Knight Mystery Swap 2023

Summary: Layla and Steven journey into the depths of an ancient and forgotten tomb in search of the lost dead, but within its halls, where flowers grow across the walls and bugs cover the ground, the dead might just find them.

#moon knight #mcu fic #mcu #my writing #marvel #marvel fic #fanfic #my fanfic #moon knight mystery swap #moon knight mystery swap 2023 #layla el-faouly #steven grant #marc spector #jake lockley #happy new year! have some horror! and not my usual brand of metaphorical horror. this is legit cut and dry horror...that is also a metaphor #you've heard of plant vs zombies. now get ready for the completely original never been done idea of plant zombies #no no see it's not like the last of us. those are mushroom zombies. these are *plant* zombies. BIG difference #(but yeah TLAU. house of hollow. and The Silt Verses were huge vibe inspirations for this. this fic is probably my most grotesque ever) #(and if you notice me reusing a certain parsitic puppety type of villain in this that i used in an older fic of mine...no you didn't) #but yes i hope you like it buttsnorkeler! i wanted to touch on as many of your prompt suggestions as possible so i hope i succeeded

[wellhalesbells]

Okay while I have absolutely no desire to write Jiuming/Jonas fanfic from Meg 2, I do want to read roughly 80- 100 fanfics about them and AO3 is somehow hitting me with a very disappointing 0.

#meg 2 #meg 2: the trench #hello they are freaking coparenting meiying??? #also totally unrelated but i looked over halfway through this movie and there was a petite lil frog sitting on the pillow next to me #like WHAT. HOW. #i'm glad we're both enjoying the movie little lady but you are an outside animal my friend #also when i set it back outside there was another bigger frog sitting literally RIGHT outside my door like: #heard movie night was a thing here?? #anyway i'm really glad they knew who they were absolutely not allowed to kill in this movie and acted accordingly lol #also i say i have no desire but like....... how are there ZERO FICS?! i don't wanna do it guysss buuuuuuuuuut #these tags are out of hand lol i apologize #uh oh i've found the keyboard again

[addawithbalmiki]

none of this ‘i don’t deserve her’ sasuke in my notes. only ‘i will not burden him with my love he deserves to have a good life’ sakura and ‘i will devour you right now’ sasuke

#naruto #txt #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha #sasusaku #it's not anyone's fault but everytime i read a sasuke who's hesitant about sakura because of deserving #i get so annoyed because that's not sasuke to me! #he'll feel guilty he'll repent he'll try to fight the years old mechanism to disassociate from his feelings #but he won't have catholic guilt over wanting her #the number one characteristic sasuke has is he doesn't care about how immoral he becomes if he wants something he's gonna get it #so if he has feelings for her you bet he's not gonna sit there and suffer #this boy heard sakura confess to him when he was a child and tested her loyalty on that basis during the land of iron arc #he'll be intense as shit #sakura on the other hand has a burden complex and will definitely try to step away #anyway back to my sex pollen fic

[lildoodlenoodle]

Booo character ai boooooo

Booo chat box ai booooooo

BOOOO AI BOOOOOOOOO

#cmon guys you know you’re more creative than that #like that is so embarrassing #what you gonna have AI make your fanart and write your fics? #I also heard that someone created a racist/homophobic/transphobic Hobie Brown character ai #like I don’t even have to say anything you’re so close to the point #couldn’t torture using AI characters out of me and y’all are posting that on the internet FOR FREE?! #BOOO AI

[watery-melon-baller]

reading atla fics where zuko joins the squad in S1 and katara is the most distrusting of him even after sokka and aang trust zuko a la S3 is soooo infuriating like girl. did y'all forget the crystal caves where katara heard some of his Tragic Backstory™️ and IMMEDIATELY tried to help him out??? she only distrusts him so much in S3 so much because he went and backstabbed her after they had a fun bonding moment. you know who would be the most distrustful of zuko out of the 3? sokka. the disrespect.

#I've been rereading atla fics cause im too lazy to hunt for new toh fics and like #y'all do not know how to write katara #does no one remember ba sing se????? #she heard that they both had shared mom trauma and IMMEDIATELY whipped out the spirit water to try and help him!!! #like yeah she didn't trust him at first he's her enemy but that's just smart #come On people you are killing me here #insert something about how katara still assumed that all fire nation bad back in S1 which yes true #but she also thought that shit back in S2 as well she didn't really Learn that until AFTER ba sing se #now sokka. sokka would not trust zuko at all at first #he's smart. he's dumb but he's smart ok he's the only one with common sense (sometimes) #he would warm up to zuko quick but it would take the longest ok #all of them would in S1 since he hasn't done THAT much shit to them yet #anyways people do not know how to characterize katara you're all wrong <3 #atla #this got long whoops #lilac post #I've got opinions and you all have to hear them

[mycarhasasecret]

You ever read a fanfic that stays in your head for years and you can never find it again?

#I want to know if it was as good as I remember #I think I was about 12 when I read it so < 8 years old #Okay let me describe it a little bit so that you can understand exactly WHY I need to find this and verify that my standards sucked #it was on Quotiv #big red flag right there #but i remember it being so well written and engaging! #and it was a TFP soundwave x OC #or reader maybe #but pretty sure OC #and the MC had alexandria's genesis #and her and soundwave both bonded over having purple eyes #there was like a whole scene in a cave or something and it was a really tender moment of him removing the visor and showing his face #at one point he asks her parents for permission to court their daughter #it was the first time I'd heard the word in that context #and i assumed it was a transformers thing #needless to say i was baffled when the parents immediately knew what the word meant without an explanation #this fic as well as one called Purple Heart and another called Its The Great Pumpkin Sam Witwiki shaped me as a person #I need a TFA fic and a g1 fic to blow me away so that I can add some variation to my list of fics that have put me on my ass with emotions

[craycraybluejay]

are we gonna have to start making fake IDs in the opposite direction (posing as younger rather than older) to get data protections afforded to minors in some countries?????? because actually the state of the internet not only using all your data as it pleases but actively stealing your creative work is abysmal. ok google i am now eternally a teenager STOP TOUCHING MY DATA !!!

#fuck the internet #fuck ai everything #i have only ever heard of fake IDs adjusting age upward for more independence or to change ur identity #but now i think as this ai monster tries to eat everything we're going to have to #either have a professional clean all our data off the net and never touch a computer again and go back to typewriters and paper and pen #or get fake IDs and a bunch of complicated programs trying to protect users from the inevitavle death of the internet #i wonder if i posted fic written with paper and pen as images if ai could datascrape the given text? #i think for the time being i'm going to start trying to move my work to more secure means and maybe organize a protest #is 'stop bludgeoning the internet to death with your robots' a good slogan? #or something simple like 'theft isn't art. you cannot replace us' #idk comment ur thoughts #in truth if i thought i could have a viable career without online advertising right off the bat i'd swear off the internet #but as it stands the quickest way to network and gain clients and recognition is by advertising and being a real person online #i wish i could hire some online security expert or other to protect me :/