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dsmp characters headcanons : how they feel about you based on your zodiac sign

Aries

Tommy : you two don’t get to know each other on a very personal level, but are fine with that. You both always have a good time when you hang out.

Technoblade : he has a huge crush on you that he tries to repress but he just can’t get over you.

Dream : he’s your partner in crime

Slime : besties

Karl : he is a bit jealous of your self-confidence

Wilbur : he used to see you as someone who looks down on other people but now he doesn’t care because you are fucking hilarious to him

Schlatt : there was an animosity between you two at first for the same reason as with Wilbur. But then he became fond of your sense of humor as well and now your relationship is pretty neutral as long as you make him laugh

Fundy : he would trust you to help him get rid of a body. Also he will probably propose to you at some point and if you accept you will both live happily ever after

Puffy : she also trusts you a lot, she will probably present herself as a rival to Fundy for your hand in marriage. You will also have your forever happy ending if you pick her.

Niki : she has a huge crush on you and you like her a lot too but it just doesn’t work out for some reason

George : he had a huge crush on you but you rejected him… only to develop feelings for him later on, when he has already gotten over you. Painful for the both of you.

Ranboo : you both are kinda crushing on each other but prefer not to get into a relationship (it hurts them a lot but they suck it up) (you too lowkey)

Foolish : he’s a fan of your aura, your charisma.

Tubbo : you guys don’t talk much, but he thinks you are a magnificent and kind person and he doesn’t fail to remind it to you, especially when you’re doubting yourself.

Quackity : like with Tubbo, there’s not much interaction between you two, but he thinks highly of you, and reprimands you often for being too modest.

Sapnap : you don’t know each other and have no intention to do so

Philza : neutral, doesn’t know you or care much for you

Taurus

Tommy : he thinks you’re a weirdo, you both can’t get along at all, even just to build or mine in each others presence is unbearable.

Technoblade : you two are farming buddies. Techno acts both as a wise master that teaches you his techniques and a boastful brat when you get half his results in triple his time.

Dream : you don’t talk much but you don’t need to, he understands you without that. He tries to get you to get you out of your house and socialize more, even though that’s the last thing you want

Slime : you both vibe together, often without much words exchanged. He looks forward to introduce you to each and every person he encounters, while you would much rather just hang out with him.

Karl : childhood friends, you know you can count on him when you’re feeling down

Wilbur : you hang out a lot together, he sort of inspired you to be the person you are

Schlatt : you spend a lot of time with him and he’s always pushing you to be the best version of yourself

Fundy : he copies you a lot in hopes to be as mesmerizing as you

Puffy : you both have a lot of admiration and respect for each other, she sees you as a model to follow

Niki : she loves when you sing (whether you’re talented or not doesn’t matter to her)

George : he loves to hear you humming or talking to yourself when you think no one is listening.

Ranboo : his favorite thing about you is your voice and he wishes you would use it more.

(you probably have a crush on Niki, George and/or Ranboo)

Foolish : he thinks you’re stubborn and obstinate and you think he’s weird and a little creepy but he is the only one who can make you laugh in your darkest moments

Tubbo : you two are each others best friend, often mistaken for siblings

Quackity : absolute besties, he is like a brother to you

Sapnap : you are one of the few that protect and support him in critical moments, and when you hang out you can be sure you will always end up crying in laughter

Philza : he knows he can always count on you in difficult situations, and you both have the same sense of humor, which makes you both capable of turning any circumstances into a laughing matter

Gemini

Tommy : you have a big crush on him that you can’t get over, but he sees you as just a friend, friend with benefits at most

Technoblade : no one else can make him laugh as hard as you can, and vice versa

Dream : to him, you are a sarcastic good-looking person that likes to make fun of his over dramatic personality a little too much. But in the end you vibe together just fine.

Slime : you like teasing him too and the fact that he can’t understand sarcasm makes your dynamic a truly comedic duo to watch. But you also know how to just enjoy his company and you actually adore his quirks and silliness.

Karl : he sees you as very hardworking and knows he can count on you for whatever project he has in mind (you’re probably in love with him and would do anything for him)

Wilbur : you have lots of things in common and often feel like you are both the same person. But for some reason, he doesn’t like you very much. You are uncomfortable in his presence as well because it feels like he sees through you, unlike anyone else.

Schlatt : you are also similar to him, and he also keeps you away. You are as uneasy in the same room as him the same way as you are with Wilbur.

Fundy : only you has a deep level understanding of all the facets of his personality, which makes you all the more intrigued by him

Puffy : you also have the capacity to read through her like no one else, and the deeper you dig into her layers, the more interested you are in her

Niki : thinks you are the best for deep convos at night, you two always have good vibes together

George : likes speaking about deeper than usual topics with you, and you both enjoy each others presence very much

Ranboo : they like to open up to you about personal stuff and have you share your own experiences, you never get tired of each other

Foolish : he doesn’t know it yet but you two are meant to be together. Also he is the best travel buddy you could ever ask for

Tubbo : you see him as an older brother and he thinks of you as adorable and interesting, doesn’t mind killing time with you, but he can’t trust you

Quackity : you love him like family, he thinks you’re cute, friendly and have riveting conversation skills, but his trust issues make him pull away from you sometimes

Sapnap : he doesn’t understand how someone that looks so inoffensive can like bullying him so much. You like to blackmail him into farming or mining for you lol

Philza : you like to tease him a lot, he was surprised at first but then accepted it (he is used to it anyway). He does some work for you when you ask him to if he’s bored or if you bother him until you are given what you want

Cancer

Tommy : he sees you as a younger sibling that he has to protect from everything and everyone

Technoblade : you are his one and only true love, he mines and farms and even builds for you a lot

Dream : you are a like a family member to him

Slime : he considers you as a part of his goop family

Karl : best friends

Wilbur : you are very dear to him, and he is always here to reminds you that you are awesome

Schlatt : he holds you in high regards and is often trying to convince you that you are a marvelous and amazing person

Fundy : you don’t know each other a lot but he thinks you are adorable and pitiful, because you somehow always have the worst luck. You kind of weird each other out, so you don’t interact much

Puffy : even though you’ve never talked before she already sees you as a poor thing and your sight alone often makes her emotional (lol). You two don’t really understand each other

Niki : family, she will always support you, even though sometimes you don’t really know what she’s thinking

George : he sees you as family and you can count on him, but he can be too sarcastic at times with you

Ranboo : sometimes his jokes go over your head or you feel unsure of what to take seriously or not. But you are family to him and in the end he will do whatever he can for you

Foolish : you have good tastes in a lot of domains, and he admires you for that. His way of showing his fondness is like a playful banter, which you take as form of bullying and don’t understand his true feelings

Tubbo : he asks himself how can a human being be so innocent and endearing. You will always appreciate him, even though you don’t always get along

Quackity : your friendship has its ups and downs but he thinks very highly of you and your affection for him doesn’t budge

Sapnap : he cries with you when a character you both like in a movie/series/book dies and he is one of your best friends

Philza : he also gets emotionally invested in fictional characters with you, and your friendship is a deep bounded one

Leo

Tommy : you two are partners in crime, and you are his favorite mining, farming and building buddy (you both thrive in making inconvenient holes and towers on people’s property)

Technoblade : you always vibe together, and even though you sometimes get fed up of him sassing you, you stay good friends through the drama

Dream : you both are rarely seen apart, and you have each others backs. There is a sort of rivalry between you two in relationships, you both are often interested in the same persons at the same time. But the conflict stays superficial and never truly hurts your bond

Slime : You spend a lot of time with him, and you are both loyal to each other. He is like your right hand man, or right hand …jelloman. He likes to be liked by other people, just like you, which often results in you both competing for people’s attention or affection, one-upping each other and such. But it never affects your friendship whatsoever

Karl : He thinks you are very attractive, and wishes you would lend some of your beauty to him

Wilbur : He thought he was your only friend and when he learned that was not the case he got a bit upset

Schlatt : he is a bit of a possessive individual, or maybe just jealous of your ability to get people to like you ? You will never know, but what you do know about him is that under his articulate, suit and tie wearing façade lies an insane man, that you can see when he’s drunk (which is most of the time)

Fundy : you are like an aunt or uncle to him, he doesn’t know much about you other than you like flowers

Puffy : she sees you as family, respects you and also knows to bring flowers when she meets up with you.

Niki : thinks you are too much of an attention seeker, and doesn’t have time for you as she puts herself first. She is one of the only ones that can manage your gigantic ego, but you can’t bring yourself to trust her because of this power she holds over you

George : to him you are an attention whore and a waste of his time, but that means he knows how to bring you back down to earth when you spiral into your god complex. Again, you don’t like how easily he can control that side of your personality and don’t trust him at all

Ranboo : he is the last person that can handle you when you get too full of yourself, which still doesn’t sit right with you when people manage to do that, so you avoid him. He doesn’t mind because he already has a lot to deal with on his own

Foolish : you are his favorite party and hang-out buddy. You’ve discovered he can cook very well, and you love to when he cooks for you

Tubbo : he really hates your over dramatic personality

Quackity : same as Tubbo, he absolutely can’t stand being in your presence when you’re being dramatic

Philza : even though it can be hard to see at first, he knows you have a gigantic heart and would trust you with his life

Sapnap : one of the few who truly see how generous and caring you are, he knows he can count on you with his eyes shut

Virgo

Tommy : he thinks you look down on people a bit too much but likes you anyway because you’re funny.

Technoblade : he thinks you’re annoying because you can read through him easily and don’t believe his lies like everyone else. You two are similar in a lot of ways, but that doesn’t bring you closer, on the contrary

Dream : he knows you hide chaos under your calm and quiet façade

Slime : when he first met you he thought you were the discreet and polite kind, but he witnessed with shock some insanity slip out during parties, making him aware of your true chaotic nature

Karl : you’re always hyping him up and he appreciates that

Wilbur : right person wrong time trope, none of you regret a second of your time spent together

Schlatt : you were in a relationship with him that ended for some reason and you both keep wonderful warm memories of this moment of your life

Fundy : you are his free therapist who gives amazing advice that he never follows

Puffy : she also comes to you a lot for advice, but never actually uses it

Niki : there’s a 90% chance she has a crush on you, she expresses her affection by always being by your side and giving you her precious advice

George : he likes you A LOT, he’s probably hiding a ginormous crush on you. He is one of your best friends, he likes to watch over you as much as he can

Ranboo : you are everything they look for in a romantic partner, they just have to gather the courage to ask you out. They are always trying to make everything work out for you, guiding you towards the best outcome in sticky situations, finding solutions to your problems.

Foolish : he’s your biggest fan, and always trying to get you out of your comfort zone

Tubbo : You get along super well, you understand each other without talking and he adores you, in a completely platonic way

Quackity : you two are like peas in a pod, no need for words, you two are always on the same page. Your friendship is extremely precious to him.

Philza : You two are very different but get along awazingly well. He feels a sense of security in your presence, which is very rare for him to find in relationships, so he values it more than anything.

Sapnap : You don’t have much in common but there’s a deep connection, he wants to propose to you and trusts wholeheartedly that no one will make him happier than you.

Libra

Tommy : he’s your futur husband and would absolutely commit crimes with you

Technoblade : he’s very intrigued by you (in a good way)

Dream : to him you are the funniest person that has ever existed

Slime : absolutely loves your humor above anyone else’s

Karl : you guys are in the same friends group but don’t talk ever (he finds you a bit weird)

Wilbur : he would like to have your artistic capabilities and your attractiveness but never follows your advice

Schlatt : he thinks you are a talented and adorable person, and envies your qualities, yet when you try to share some of your techniques for inspiration or appearance, he ignores every solution you offer him

Fundy : you both appreciate each others kindness, and don’t dare to tell the other no when they want to hang out, because you both easily get bored of each others

Puffy : you are both maybe the nicest persons in the smp, but don’t enjoy much hanging out together, because it somehow always ends up being a drag for one of you

Niki : friends with benefits

George : he can’t get his hands off you, you are by far the best in bed according to him

Ranboo : you are his bootycall

Foolish : your brother in spirit

Tubbo : he wants you so baaaaddd

Quackity : he wants you for your body

Philza : he’s in total awe and admiration of you everyday, no matter what you do

Sapnap : he’s head over heels for you, and falls in love with every single thing about you

Scorpio

Tommy : he’s your ex that still loves you, but you broke up with him because you know it wouldn’t work… he will get over you eventually

Technoblade : he wouldnt mind living the rest of his life with you because your vibes together are immaculate

Dream : he doesn’t trust you because you hold some sort of power over him, and he hates the idea of someone else being able to control him

Slime : he is very intimidated by you, and is surprisingly careful around you, not at all his usual naive self. His animal instincts are probably dictating him how to act around a potential threat, although there is no factual reason as to why he would see you as one.

Karl : he’s uneasy around you because he doesn’t understand your humor, when he’s supposed to laugh or to take you seriously

Wilbur : you are his best friend, he tells you everything even his deepest darkest secrets and thoughts, and values your opinion a lot

Schlatt : you are the only one he truly goes to for advice, comfort, solutions, i guess you are the closest thing to a friend to him

Fundy : he’s supeeeer attracted to you, unlike with anyone before

Puffy : the connection she feels with you is almost supernatural

Niki : you were each others first love, and cherish the memories you have together of the blessed time of your relationship

George : you had a crush on each other in the past, but neither of you will forget, the experience is forever engraved in your hearts

Ranboo : you shared a passionate kind of love, the kind you only get when you’re young, that forged you two as the people you are today (in the best way possible)

Foolish : he is your neighbor, and he is very scared of you, he even suspects you to be a witch/wizard

Tubbo : you had a small romantic adventure together, that he got over a long time ago

Quackity : a past love story that went by quickly and didn’t impact him much

Philza : he enjoys when you visit him because he gets to hear news about everyone in the smp, as you are aware of most of what’s happening. He especially enjoys hearing about the drama

Sapnap : you two are the gossipduo, creating and spreading rumors

Sagittarius

Tommy : you’re his crush

Technoblade : you’re his favorite parter to go explore with

Dream : you’re his friend, but he often treats you as his servant

Slime : you are the only one he actually enjoys human food from, and constantly asks you to cook for him when you visit

Karl : he thinks you’re an annoying bully and can’t stand you

Wilbur : he tries to channel your energy while you get him out of his comfort zone

Schlatt : he pushes you to be more productive and organized, and you challenge his beliefs and habits

Fundy : he’s your fiancé that you will run from when you get in front of the altar

Puffy : she’s your 2nd fiancée that you will leave dramatically alone in front of the altar

Niki : you were in a relationship together and you cheated on her, but she somehow forgave you

George : you betrayed his trust one time when he counted on you to be there for him. It was hard but he got over it and you two are now in good terms

Ranboo : you also cheated on them during a relationship but again, they found it in themselves to forgive and forget

Foolish : you two are the travelduo, the best explorer team of the server

Tubbo : he truly loves you but knows there won’t be anything serious between you two because you don’t seem to see him as boyfriend material

Quackity : he loves you with all his heart, but he’s also aware that you don’t feel the same way

Philza : mining/building/farming buddies

Sapnap : he thinks you’re cool to kill time with, just a bit dumb

Capricorn

Tommy : he’s your neighbor, you never really talked. He thinks you’re cute but a little too crazy

Technoblade : he’s your older brother in spirit, except you have absolutely nothing in common

Dream : he sees you as an older, say smarter than him sibling, but he knows he’s the attractive and popular one

Slime : he’s like your younger brother, he admires your intelligence a lot while he tries to give you advice on how to get along with humans, a talent even a slime developed better than you

Karl : he will always appreciate you, even if you two don’t always get along

Wilbur : he considerers you to be one of his most knowledgeable friends, capable to deal easily with phobias, anxiety, and most important of all you can handle him and his antics. You two get along magnificently and are always on the same wavelength without even communicating

Schlatt : the thing he likes the most about you is your ability to stay calm in stressful situations and to manage his eccentricities. You get along just fine, and understand one another without exchanging a word.

Fundy : your fiance

Puffy : your fiance

(they both want you so bad what else do you want me to say)

Niki : she acts very motherly towards you, you are one of her best friends

George : even though you're friends, he treats you like his daughter

Ranboo : you're their best friend and they tend to be very protective towards you (totally platonically), they also watch over you and constantly fulfill your needs

Foolish : he sees you as someone who doesn't know how to have fun and never knows what you're thinking about

Tubbo : your one and only soulmate

Quackity : you two were meant to be, as friends or lovers, it doesn't matter

Philza : he's very fond of you ever since he met you (platonically)

Sapnap : he has fallen hard for you and cannot move on or forget you

Aquarius

Tommy : he envies you because you obtain everything he dreams to have

Technoblade : he knows you have a crush on him, but can't consider a relationship with you. But then again, he also likes this situation because he likes to feel desired

Dream : you are the only person he will actually, truly fall in love with

Slime : somehow he has developed real feelings of love and affection towards you

Karl : you two are very different people, he finds you arrogant and you don't understand him at all

Wilbur : you often have long conversations together about everything and anything, you always vibe together

Schlatt : there's definitely a friendly feeling of understanding between you two (not going as far as to say you're actually friends). He actually likes to speak with you about deep and complicated topics.

Fundy : you're like a long lost sibling that was separated from him at birth, that he finally found again. He enjoys hanging out with you a lot, even though you don't see each other a lot

Puffy : when you first met, she felt as if she had always known you, and thinks you're really cool. She's always far away with her crew on the oceans, but you stay friends no matter the distance.

Niki : she doesn't like you but she doesn't know why

George : to him you are an undesirable person, even though there really isn't any existing explanation to his opinion

Ranboo : he wants to stay as far away from you as possible, without any specific reason

(you probably were part of a group that had disagreements with their friends, and their loyalty pushes them to dislike you, so by association rather than by your actual actions)

Foolish : you don't see each other much, and one day you get along fine, the other you are insufferable to him and he declares war to you

Tubbo : you are like an annoying judgy family member to him

Quackity : he is tired of you imposing your values onto him

Philza : if the Goddess of Death didn't exist, you would have been the closest thing to his ideal partner

Sapnap : he wants your bodyodyodyody

Pisces

Tommy : he thinks you're useless

Technoblade : he does all your work for you, but he bullies you while doing it

Dream : he gives you the illusion that you're superior to him in power but he actually thinks you're way too easy to manipulate

Slime : he respects you a lot but worries you might be too naive for your own good, maybe even more than him

Karl : you're his best friend

Wilbur : very different but you have a connection like there's rarely, and get along super well, he'd be the perfect future husband for you

Schlatt : you don't have a single thing in common but are thick as thieves. As a husband he would provide you with the safety you've always searched for

Fundy : you're his shoulder to cry on from time to time

Puffy : she goes to you sometimes when she desperately needs warmth and comfort

Niki : you're one of her best friends, and has some feelings for you but dosent want to act on them because she knows she will hurt you

George : you are a dear friend to him, which is why he won't ever try anything with you, to protect your feelings

Ranboo : you guys are close friends, and they are fine with that relationship, for your own good and for the sake of simplicity

Foolish : he thinks you try too hard to be funny

Tubbo : you're his ex that he regrets going out with

Quackity : you're also an ex to him, he doesn't understand what he ever saw in you

Philza : bffs

Sapnap : You two are the bestest friends in the whole wide world

A/N : im sorry most of these are shit but I had fun and in the end that's all that matters I think

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