#call me addicted

[kaleidoskuls]

the magnus archives is a comedy

#tma #jonmartin #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #THE PAUSE #WHY IS HE LIKE THIS . I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #im relistening btw 🤟🏾 #me relistening to tma call that shit a relapse #too fucking addicting #episode 22 by the way

[v1x3n]

okay but befr these jjk bitches are probably the most colourful people when it comes to fics. like when i see shit for cod its like a cw then the fic. jjk ones got porn then a few cute dividers, itll have colourful writing then about a whole fic of just cw, some symbols and more cute dividers before they acc get into the writing. i mean yous are doing so much

so kisses for anyone who writes for jjk 😭

#i dont even like jjk but they like pull me in so thanks i am addicted ☹️ #call of duty #cod mw2 #character x reader #cod mwii #mw2 #reader insert #x reader #cod #ghost #cod x reader #jjk fanart #jjk x reader #jjk gojo #jjk smut #jjk #satoru gojo #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jujutso kaisen #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu gojo #jjk anime #jujutsu nanami #jujutsu geto #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujustu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen choso #jujutsu kaisen x you

[saint-ambrosef]

saying "it is not necessary to have sweets every day" should not be seen as controversial, but i have had people go for my throat for that take. its literally unthinkable apparently not to have a sweet treat on the daily (or multiple times per day).

i'm not saying "sugar bad" or anything, it's good to enjoy a little dessert every now and then. but i think a lot of Americans are so used to having a diet high in sugary foods, and it's so normalized and what so many people grew up with, that me saying "your kids don't need to have dessert every day" is accused of toxic diet culture mindset and depriving children of joy.

and the thing is, our sweets are really sweet. you don't notice it when you grew up with it, it just seems normal. but if you travel elsewhere or go on a low-sugar diet, suddenly our ice cream and cookies and donuts seem un-appetizingly overly sweet.

anyways i'm not saying don't give your kids dessert, but i think a lot of Americans underestimate how addicted they are to sweets. if the mere suggestion to limit the intake to once or twice a week gives you a knee-jerk reaction of fear/horror/disgust, "i could never! i earned this!", there is a problem.

#occasional treats are good!! not saying no sugar ever or whatever but it is WEIRD how adamant Americans are about needing #to have a sugar fix every day #listen to me *grabs your face* you dont NEED it and you should not feel like you NEED it. thats called sugar addiction. #i promise that if you lay off the desserts/sugary snacks/etc and regulate them to just a few times per week #your palette will adjust and you will not crave it every day #also btw sometimes craving sugary foods is your body's way of telling you than it just needs more calories so like. eat some more food. #this was inspired by that tumblr post that was like 'i let my daughter eat dessert first if she wants because i dont want her to develop #an unhealthy relationship with food' like HUH???? learning basic discipline with foods is kind of a necessary human skill tho??

[kindaorangey]

jean should collect homoerotic codependent partners professionally

#jean moreau #thats zane in the back btw #what if we were roommates and i made up a nickname for u based off of the version of your name that your abuser says is too pretentious.... #and we coveted and vouched for each other until you betrayed me (except not really) and i betrayed you in the worst way imaginable.. #and we were both boys......... #kevin day #jeremy knox #neil josten #zane reacher #aftg #all for the game #the sunshine court #aftg tsc #everyone big up short kings neil and jeremy for carrying this art's composition #also i know its not necessarily canon that jean has a thing for neil or zane. i just think its interesting to think of the way that #jean gloms onto both of them #like he wanted neil to be kevin's replacement the same way he treats jeremy as riko's replacement #(to mentally fill the hole left by them because he had codependent relationships with both of them) #and yeah yeah the inherent homoeroticism of patching someone up after theyve been wounded #and also neil's killer speech at the end of tsc. i buy into it #oh and he calls neil 'another pretty face' lmfao #jean loves to put himself in positions of hopelessly pining for people hes addicted to it #and i mean that genuinely hes very used to subservience so he tends to perceive & idolise the people he's close to in a very particular way #and that bleeds sooooooo easily into attraction #anyway #thunder's art #described

[sorrelpaws]

aallrright here's some of those requests B)

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #prime rick #umm sorry this took me longer than i thought it would because to be honest #as soon as i made the og post asking for reqs i discovered this wc fangame called glangen and it like idk it did somethig to me #clan* idk why i put a g there #im insane in the membrane over it it is genuinely so addictive

[thathartleykid]

#call me casey #nitw blog #music is my drug #casey hartley #night in the woods #possum springs #journal entry #he/him #music addiction

[minoment]

Top Male Reader X Gaz where Gaz is cock warming him while he's doing paperwork...

Thank you @guardkeywolf for the ask!! Gaz is the sweetest istg-

No Interruptions.

Pairing: Sub Gaz x Dom M!Reader

Type: NSFW drabble/ficlet thing (it was supposed to be, but not anymore thanks to my horny ass writers brain 🥲)

Warnings (kinda): ohhhh boy here we go, sub gaz, hard dom reader, dom male reader, anal fingering, naked teasing, handjobs, gaz has a 'sir kink and a 'master' kink, spit play/spit as lube, anal penetration, praise and degradation, sadistic reader, masochistic gaz, breath play, scent play, humiliation, begging, making out, VERY rough sex, slapping/impact play, masturbation, dacryphelia because i'm in love with making men cry yes i know i have issues, choking, feral reader because thats just me, and finally cum-play and exhibitionism if you squint... also me getting horny and sloppy with my writing as you go further in because unholy mother of god this gets wacky-

A/N: I'm slowly chugging through my ask box in the order of how much inspiration and research I have on each. This one came easy, I've been sitting on this ask for a day and I love Gaz so done deal. Again, my ask box is open, I write for most fandoms (especially the ones mentioned in my pinned post). Go wild, I will get to all of them eventually. If yours is taking longer than a week to get out there, shoot me a message and I'll either hurry up on it, or troubleshoot. Happy January 1st everyone!!

NSFW UNDER THE CUT! MINORS/FEMALE PRESENTING DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS POST!!

NOT COMPLETELY PROOFREAD!!

Gaz was a good boy, everyone knew that. He was a good soldier, an amazing teammate, and a sweet and caring friend. That's why you'd fallen for him so easily. His soft smile and chocolate brown eyes had made you feel things so primal you'd have to physically try and restrain yourself from pinning him against a nearby wall and making him cry out in pleasure.

Gaz was so good. So sweet.

The only thing that would contradict that notion was the fact he'd snuck into your office before you came back from a meeting. He hid in your connecting quarters, pulling out the lube from under your bed and slicking up his fingers.

His soft gasps and mewls filled the air as he stretched himself open, waiting for you to come back. After about 10 minutes, Gaz was desperate. His cock was throbbing and leaking and the tip an angry, blushing maroon. A click was heard in your office room and Gaz breathed a silent sigh of relief. He pulled out his fingers and cleaned them off on a towel nearby before throwing it into the laundry basket.

Gaz undressed, leaving his boxers on to barely conceal his twitching erection. He peeped through the semi-opaque glass into your office, seeing your larger silhouette clearly writing at your desk. The door handle squeaked as he opened the door, stepping into your office.

"You been waitin' for me?" You chuckled softly, your back turned to him and still working away.

"Yes sir-" Gaz mumbled, walking up behind you and dragging your chair a little further away from your desk so he could fit inbetween you and the sturdy wood.

"Gaz I swear... what do you w-" You paused as he reached down, unbuckling your belt and slipping his hands down your boxers. You grunted in surprise as he pulled out your softened length, still impressive in size.

"Just shut up for a minute yeah?" Gaz muttered, making you raise an eyebrow in surprise at his boldness. He slipped his fingers briefly into his mouth, coating them in saliva before wrapping them around your length. He moved his hands swiftly up and down your shaft, making you grumble in frustration at the interruption to your work. You didnt completely hate this little surprise however.

Soon you were fully hard, your breath quickening a little. Behind you, Gaz took off his boxers and moved forward to promptly sit on your lap. He moved swiftly, pushing your length inside his prepped hole before you could say anything in protest. You let out a soft groan and only then realized he was fully naked and stretched out for this.

"You were planning this all along... weren't you..?" You smirked, shifting him more comfortably on your dick. Gaz let out a breathy moan, right next to your ear as your girth stretched and fucked him out so beautifully.

He tried to move, pathetically attempting to fuck himself on your cock. You held his hips down firmly, clicking your tongue in disapproval.

"Not so fast, sweet thing." You coo tauntingly in his ear, your voice sending trembles down Gaz's spine. "You gotta earn my cock. Sit and keep me warm until I finish my case report. Then I'll think about fucking your lights out..."

Gaz whined, knowing how long and tiresome case reports could be. Nonetheless, he sat still and buried his head in your neck. Your cock was so deep inside him, he thought, nuzzling against your warm skin and breathing in your familiar scent of cologne and gunpowder residue. So, so deep...

Eventually it became all too tempting and he tried to subtly grind himself onto your length. He let out sweet little gasps and whines right into your ear. You pretended to ignore him although it sent shivers right down to your cock. God, this little bitch was just begging to be fucked dumb, you thought.

You kept your cool, calmly continuing to write until you saw Gaz reach his left hand down to touch himself in the corner of your eye. He leaned forward into you, stroking himself and whispering filthy sweet words into your ear as he began to move more desperately up and down your cock.

"Please sir... You feel so fuckin' good inside me. I need it sir please. I'll be your good boy... I'll do anything.. Please sir.. Please~"

You slapped down your pen, swiftly picking him up and moving into your room. Gaz let out a soft breath of relief as you pinned him to the bed. Your kisses were rough, punishing and desperate, making Gaz moan weakly into your mouth. He knew he was into a rough night.

The door was still open and your lights still off but you didn't care, you spread his legs further and held them up to his chest.

"Hold." You said calmly, and Gaz obeyed, locking his arms around his legs and keeping them open for you. He knew that tone of voice.

You thrust deeply into him, wrapping a firm hand around Gaz's nape and setting a brutal pace. Your hips slammed roughly into his plush ass as you ruined him, making his cock bounce against his toned stomach and rip pathetic cries of desperate ecstasy from his swollen lips.

Tears started to fall down his cheeks as he squirmed and moaned beneath you, making you grit your teeth and move faster, harder, anything to hear more of those slutty sinful noises.

"M'close... m'close... please- s-sir..." Gaz choked out, unable to stop his loud moans, cries, and whimpers from pouring out of his throat. "Please sir... master~ please let me cum master~" He knew what that title made you feel, especially when he said it, but he said it anyway.

You stopped, pulling out of him and delivering a swift slap to his ass, he mewled at the empty loss as he looked up at you surprised. God, those doe eyes, making you want to-

A growl ripped from your throat, flipping him over onto his hands and knees and slapping his ass a lot harder. Gaz moaned out, the sweet sound interrupted by a choked whimper as you wrapped your hand tightly around his throat and slammed balls-deep into him.

Gaz let out a broken cry, tears falling as you nailed him into the mattress. He gripped desperately at the sheets, drool escaping from the corners of his lips as you rearranged his guts.

You gritted your teeth, gripping the sides of his neck and fucking into his harder. Gaz cried out in pleasure, his eyes rolling back in his head as you pounded him deeper.

You were fucking feral at this point, ragged pants and low groans escaping your lips and quickly being drowned out by your boyfriends whorishly wounded, sobbing moans. Your hips snapped harshly into him, your cock twitched as his tightness drove you closer to home.

On the other hand, Gaz was lost, spewing incoherent strings of slurred curses and chants your your name and how good you made him feel. His moans and cries went up a pitch, gripping at the sheets so hard his knuckles went white.

"PLEASE~ oh fuck me... please master... please please please... i'm so close sir.." He cried out, his cock aching for release. "Please let me cum master... I'll be your good boy... I'll be your pretty little slut... I'll be whatever you want... Pleaseeee let me cum~..." he gasped out, his moans broken and raspy from all his pathetically adorable crying.

Gaz soon let out a loud cry, his jaw going slack and tear-filled eyes rolling back in his head as he reached his peak. High pitched mewls and sobs echoed through the room as he emptied himself all over his stomach and the sheets. Eventually he caught his breath and collapsed, his cock and body twitching through the waves of aftershock from his orgasm.

You came soon after, holding his hips up and burying yourself deep inside him as you coated his walls with your hot seed. You groaned lowly and pulled out of him, laying down in pure exhaustion and pulling him up against you.

The poor boy was in another dimension, his whole body tingling and twitching as he snuggled into you. All he knew was you were there with your familiar smell and he felt safe. Gaz snuggled up to you, swiftly falling asleep.

You sighed at the mess but pulled the blankets over you both and soon fell asleep as well, oblivious to the fact that you and Gaz both would get a chuckled talking-to by Price and Soap, who's rooms were on either side of yours.

_end._

A/N: SO.. THAT WAS A LITTLE MORE THAN A FICLET- I GOT CARRIED AWAY IM SORRY- 😭

#dom reader #sub character #call of duty #sub call of duty #sub mw2 #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick #sub kyle garrick #sub gaz #bottom gaz #gaz x reader #gaz mw2 #sub gaz x dom reader #i need therapy #this is ridiculous #holy fuuuuuuuuck #sub men are an addiction #someone restrain me #repost with the proper tags im too lazy #fuck #i love him so much #AUAUAUAAAAHGHGHHHH

[houseswife]

this is definitively the worstbest line of the entire series methinks

#it plagues me #calling chase sherlock ironically #and then he ends up fulfilling the narrative role/following in the footsteps of his genius drug addict puzzle-obsessed boss #who lives at 221b baker street and has a bestie named JW #house md #greg house #gregory house #robert chase #allison cameron #hatecrimes md #<- also I hate that saying Wilson’s initials are JW isn’t entirely true because they’re actually JEW #this show man

[hellomagicalsouls]

i had a dream about Klaus and Five fighting then five brought up Klaus being a junkie and thennnnn

Klaus brought up how Five is the reason every bad thing has happened to him. five LITERALLY did it to himself.

nobody pushed him out the door to go attempt to jump into the future infact everyone tried to stop him because they called after him.

five literally made his life the way it is because he's a stubborn bitch who thought he knew better

i woke up @ 4am after this dream and haven't slept since

also he called Klaus a junkie who has no idea what it's like being alone but Klaus literally was on the streets for like 12 years so he probably understands better than anyone

cause five and Klaus both probably had no food and had to eat out of dumpsters and do things they absolutely didn't want to do in order to survive

dream verse has it out for me honestly

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #why do i actually do this to myself #ive been awake for 18 hours over this #im gonna fail uni at this point #my brain needs to stop cause its getting personal now #like slow down babe wait til we're awake to hurt #we're adults its what we do #five and Klaus love eachother #because they are eachother #both addicted to something that's gonna kill them if they dont stop it #im doing it again #okay bye love you #the scene where five called klaus a junkie hurt me lots incase you couldn't tell #its the word junkie its so harsh makes me sad #umbrella academy klaus #tua klaus #umbrella academy five #tua five

[c-kiddo]

obviously its all bad but the one plagiarism somerton did that i rly cant get over is taking the words of a trans!! and asian!!!!!!! writer (jes tom), who was writing personally about their thoughts on Mulan and how they very personally connected to the story, and removing any mention of race so that he (white) could say it as if it was his words. and not only that he makes it generally about queerness rather than (asian, specifically) transmasculinity . truly rancid

#kiddo say #also watched todd in the shadows video #and that was just actually mental. somerton was just making shit up. literally invented a woman to be mad at. several times #hes so twitter discourse addicted adult h*rry p*tter fan coded (deep deep insult) #<- i think thats why i first didnt like him . aside from boring videos. i saw that he called himself h/p fanboy . fucking loser #grown ass 34 yr olds crying about how theyre so sad about h/p while the author actively promotes trans people dying is immediate #repellent to me. like ok get a hobby

[ivorysodapop]

I forgot. About this,

#surely there are people other than me who enjoy both fandoms #I could've used my ocs but. Then I would have to think about who to choose #so I just used the first 2 characters that I really liked that came to mind #digital #a3! act! addict! actors! #misumi ikaruga #mdzs #lan sizhui #I feel like Misumi would just call him Sizhui maybe but?? I dunno

[juliaaadoodles]

🔃

#cooler #Lieutenant #Detective #disco elysium #the uncalled-for swap au #that makes no actual sense given the context of the world #but maybe i like drawing a skrunkly feral kim #love the idea that harry is a single dad in this world and is doing his best to recover from a previously addiction-driven lifestyle #he wants to do good by his kid(s) #and kim has completely gone off the rails #can and will punch a civilian for being racist and i mean go absolutely nuts #he also CONSTANTLY smokes and does not wear corrective glasses in order to look that much #Harry probably figures it out at some point and they manage to find a pair of used cheaters someplace that he Jamrock Shuffles #also he calls Kim when hes angry with him and when he's not #cleaned up Harry reminds me of Paul Blart?? the mall cop??? and now i cannot unsee it #anyway #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #oh no these tags got weird because i forgot what quotations do #well #consider it a puzzle

[frogayyyy]

any other trans neurodivergent/autistic people really struggle with changing/choosing their name?

for multiple reasons:

- i am terrible at making decisions

- i don’t like change (more the process of changing, or getting used to something different part)

- i find names uncomfortable in the first place

it’s not that i’m attached to my birth name - actually the opposite, i’ve never liked it or felt connected to it. but any name i come up with i either end up not liking it or i just feel apathetic towards the whole thing. idk

i’ve always thought of my name as something other people use for me, it’s not really mine. so having to choose one and be like This is My Name feels so strange to me.

#from the drafts #but still thinking about this lately #it's gender hour #i've tried a few but i think i'm just going back to nothing #/birthname reluctantly #for now #u can still call me frog tho i don't mind that :3 #:3 <- is an addiction #i know you don't have to choose one and stick to it forever btw!

[a3outfitstournament]

not an outfit poll im just curious

sorry the max is 12 options or i would've added a multiple option 😔 if you have more than one fave, vote for the one you prefer and tell me what your other faves are in the notes 🙏🏻🙏🏻

please rb for a bigger sample size! 🩷

[album link]

#not tournament related #a3! act addict actors #a3! #a3! polls #for me it's between the hana high song and very merry smiley #hana high is so bouncy and cute i love the xylophone and the little disc spinning sound under the beat kjssdkf idk what it's called #very merry smiley is such a vibe #tell me why it's april and i have MERRY CHRISTMAS TONIGHT IS PRECIOUS playing on loop in my head?? #after that it's accord and happy lucky day #aza/kyu is my no. 1 a3 ship and im glad their one song together (so far? 👀) slaps #also thank god it's exactly 12 songs in total or i prolly would've had to do like 2 rounds of polls or smth jkfndsks

[adoredmarigold]

sigh really starting to get sick of how cruel this fandom can be to addicts

#twdg #like look I get if you dont like/care ab Bonnie or Lingard but calling them shit like j*nkies or waste of space really makes my skin crawl #idk it's just so unnecessary and cruel I hate seeing the lack of sympathy for addicts on a daily basis #not to mention this paired with the misogyny for Bonnie #like I get it if you dont like Bonnie she frustrates me to #but jesus the cruel misogyny and making fun of her for being an addict just makes my stomach churn

[abirddogmoment]

In the same vein as my Dog Thoughts post about performance foundations last night, the more I watch Sports People, the more motivated I am to distance myself from them and be done with dog sports completely.

#i had this thought while i was still actively competing #but mav was one of the top performers for his breed for his entire career and that is addictive #photographing events this summer doglessly made it sooooo clear that i dont want to associate with Sports People #no offense to those of you who are Sports People but it is so not my vibe #i have FOMO for sure but is it enough to return to that?? #(there is an argument to be made that people need to see more people having fun in the ring and keeping it light - #but i am a competitive person and honestly there were periods where i was NOT keeping it light and thats not cool) #i can see how easily i can be sucked back in #i unfollowed and blocked sooooo many people because i simple Do Not Want To See It #idk its the same vein as calling your dog bad or asshole as a 'joke' #is it actually a joke or are you harbouring resentment and justifying it as a joke? #im not sure how exactly they're similar but in my heart they are #there is a very specific flavour thats prominent in dog sports and it is not the right flavour for me #hmm im posting a lot of text posts about my thoughts in the last 24h hope this is out of my system now #back to regular queued pictures of the pubby tysm #eta: this includes confo people btw #it should be Competition People i suppose #sports are at the forefront of my brain because i was so deeply involved for years #but ive photographed enough confo shows to know that is also not the vibe