#canonically straight

[icarusamica]

Also Gale John and Curt are canonically straight (they are real people who married women) so don't gay them up Saltburn style

"don't gay them up Saltburn style"

I AM PISSING SO HARD

ANON YOU COULD HAVE JUST CALLED ME A SLUR, YOU DID NOT HAVE TO TORCH ME LIKE THAT

#the slur would not have hurt as much as that #oh my god? #mota #hot men cant be gay these days #canonically straight #its giving they were best friends #barry keoghan #austin butler #callum turner #masters of the air

[kaleidoskuls]

Dustin: are any of you straight ?

Robin:

Nancy:

Jonathan:

Argyle:

Steve:

Eddie:

Lucas:

El:

Max:

Will:

Mike: *raises hand slowly*

Will: *grabs Mike's hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down*

OR

Mike: *raises hand slowly*

Will: *walks in* hey, everyone

Mike: *lowers hand slowly*

#literally no one is straight #thank you for coming to my ted talk #will byers #eddie munsen #steve harrington #robin buckley #dustin henderson #max mayfield #nancy wheeler #mike wheeler #jonathan byers #steddie #stonathan #ronance #elmax #byler #eleven #byler better be canon #mike wheeler is not straight #it's so obvious #i feel bad because i didn't add lucas here #but i didn't because he's straight ? in my opinion ? #edit: nah lol lucas is bi as fuck #jargle #stranger things #remi's greatest hits

[keineahnung-ichhalt]

a world where being gay is the norm and straight is a minority

#he's the only canonically straight ace attorney character #ace attorney #larry butz #I love how this line implies that a) phoenix kept showing him pictures of hot men and asked him for his opinion on them #or b) that he genuinely tried to be gay but just couldn't #op keineahnung-ichhalt #my stuff

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[kojitheopossum]

SO SESSION FIVE. HUH .

#WHAT are they cooking #god damn these rituals sure are intricate #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #it’s just straight up canon does this even count as shipping #ethubs #etho #bdubs #secret life #grian #tango #pearl #the mounders #secret life fanart #ethoslab #ethoslab fanart #bdouble100 fanart #bdoubleo100 #grian fanart #pearlescentmoon #my art

[lilaeleaf]

Wyll, my love

#wyll #bg3 wyll #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #wyll ravengard #the blade of frontiers #love him so much #he's been in my head for a week straight #artandstuff #digital art #transmasc Wyll is canon to me #sketch

[hellspawnmotel]

even after settling down, theyre pretty cautious.....

.......it doesnt last long

#princess tutu #princess tutu spoilers #ahiru #fakir #fakiru #art tag #my anime straight couple ever. nobody is doing it like them #anyway i know theres not a lot of reasons to think the 'confessing love = disappearing' rule still applies post-canon #but ahiru being human again necessitates that there are still reality-warping powers at work #and it's because of drosselmeyer that she was ever human in the first place so i can see them being nervous about it #also this is an aside but i picture after fakir writes ahiru back into a girl they kinda have to flee gold crown town #to avoid fakir getting his hands chopped up by cultists and everything yknow #they settle down somewhere else in the german countryside with a little village nearby and have a simple life #ahiru keeps practicing ballet and fakir keeps writing and theyre happy :)

[raggedy-spaceman]

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens bloopers #David tennant #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #Crowley #anthony j Crowley #Gomens #gos2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #DAVID YOUR MIND #I LOVE YOU SO MUCH #MISS MARPLE STRAIGHT UP MURDERED ME #Canon that every time Crowley orders something for Aziraphale he comes up with something new #bless #mine

[chamoemileclown]

bread is the life blood of team bolas

#this is non canon they were eating straight dough yesterday #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp art #qsmp team bolas #qsmp bolas #team bolas #qsmp red team #qsmp philza #qsmp jaiden #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp foolish #qsmp baghera jones #qsmp cellbit #qsmp carre

[splankie]

is blowing up a volcano after ur first kiss couple goals

#AAAAA I AM SO PROUD OF THIS #for reference i NEVER draw backgrounds #i just whipped this straight outta my ass #and it was SUPER FUN #also i colour theoried the hell out of this one #and i did it all fast and loose so it was not stressful i just had a great time #thats just the power of percabeth i think #anyway ive been thinking abt them a lot #especially annabeth.... #to this day i really cant think of any other characters that are booksmart with 2 canon learning disabilities #that really meant the world to me when i was first reading this series!!! #also shes just the bestest ever #one of my main gripes with the show was just that i felt annabeth lost a lot of that dimensionality #leah sava jeffries girl u ate that up but im sorry they didnt give u enough to eat #idk maybe thats just me bc i have such an attachment to annabeth #shes really cool guys #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #pjo fanart #percabeth fanart #art by cricket

[illogical-fallacy]

#i immediately regretted making this #byler #byler is real #mike x will #will byers #byler rights #will x mike #mike wheeler is not straight #byler is canon #byler better be canon #will byers deserves better #will is gay

[vanilladella]

they finally caught the captain and brought her to the gallows! oh yeah the champion was there too ig

[meme]

#isabela #female hawke #dragon age 2 #dragon age #hawkebela #aster hawke #da #doodles #art #drawings #first time drawing bela w wavy/straight her like in canon. undecided on it

[curseyouperrytheplatypus]

#stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things 4 #byler is canon #byler endgame #byler is real #stranger things text posts #incorrect stranger things quotes #mike wheeler is not straight #he’s so clueless

[willbyerssupremacist]

#im only kind of joking #jk i love you mike wheeler #mike wheeler is not straight #mike wheeler i know what you are #stranger things #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things 4 #byler #will the wise #byler tumblr #byler season 4 #byler endgame #byler canon #byler memes #mike wheeler hate club #max mayfield #jim hopper #jim hopper mike wheeler #jonathan byers #mike wheeler meme #mikeophobia

[lyxthen]

Every time fandom ignores or dismisses a character's asexuality, either explicit or implied, for the sake of shipping, this is what I see in my brain.

#asexual #asexuality #I am a firm believer in 'you can write anything you want! Even if it contradicts canon!' #But when most people straight up ignore it or don't even consider it... #Like 99% of the time... #Its like. Hm. I see a Trend here and I dont like it. #acespec

[comradekatara]

it’s very important to me that I always draw sokka with the biggest eyebags imaginable. just looking like every day for the past five years he’s done nothing except gotten the shit kicked out of him by all the forces of the universe. et cetera. so the fact that in “the chase” they all do have eyebags to signify their sleepiness just like. feels fake to me. not because I don’t think it’s cute when aang is all sleepy or whatever, but because I think if the animators truly weren’t playing, sokka would’ve had those eyebags in every single episode.

#sleepy aang is sooo cute actually I love u sleepy aang #but yeah. eyebags sokka. eyebags zuko. also #iroh has to like straight up wrangle zuko into sleeping #meanwhile sokka canonically stays up all night pondering the universe and shit #their asses are NOT getting their eight hours !!! #sokka