#cassandra ''fuck them kids'' jones

[darth-sonny]

that post i made about the three amigos with the turtle tots, but now with pictures!!

#featuring: april ''already done with baby donnie's shit'' o'neil #cassandra ''fuck them kids'' jones #and casey ''he babey🥺🥺🥺'' jones junior #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #april o'neil #cassandra jones #casey jones junior #donnie hamato #raph hamato #leo hamato #turtle tots #my art #sonny draws

[joyfuladorable]

More Pinoy Jones Fam but make it Gender

Bonus April under the cut:

^^Junior ditches them ASAP. April is confused, and Casey considers murder.

The clothes they wear are specifically inspired by balik batik! Junior's wearing a matching filipiniana blazer and skirt. Casey and April have on a hand-embroidered polo and bomber jacket respectively.

#tmnt #rottmnt #cassandra jones #casey jones #april o'neil #the pit trap of multiple tags for a single character is so goddamn treacherous #how do I even #anyways these kids are so fucking cute #wanna doodle them sharing my own experiences in a filam household #headcanon that capril never happened in the apocalypse timeline because of Priorities (TM) #but Junior knows and SEES and he can and WILL enlist the help of the turtles to pull some not so sneaky matchmaking #uwu #my art

[ophelliate]

And so I made a MM!Casey Jones.

I love them, with all my heart. They're never gonna be real but fuck it we ball (and consistency be damned).

I'd recommend reading Episode 4 of the Bootleg fic where they're introduced before reading ahead, but down below is some more sketches and even family lore!

They were well known back in middle school, feared among their peers for their crime-boss of a dad and eventual weekly pranks/fights.

Though, at some point before high school, Jones went AWOL. No explanation, no nothing. Their whereabouts became a mystery to Eastman High, with the only people with that knowledge being the school hockey team. Yet, even those guys won't say a thing about it! ("Solidarity" they say.)

So where are they, you might be asking... Well uh, remember that crime-boss dad mentioned?

Say hello to Hun, current leader of the Purple Dragons and unfortunate father of Casey. Legend says he joined the Dragons as a kid after surviving a shot to the face.

Word around the streets say Casey's working their way up with the help of their dad. But who's to say if that's actually working? Casey's always been a little messy compared to the big guy. Maybe someone else'll step up...

Well, at least there's always their mom's side of things.

Miss Cassandra Cavero! –Formally Cassandra Cavero de Jones– The notorious bartender and bar singer at Run of the Mill, as well as famous street fighter back in Peru.

Her and Casey share very similar traits, to Hun's inconvenience: loud, impulsive, enough ego to screw anyone over in the room including themselves. But at least Cassandra owns it unlike Casey.

No, Casey got the crippling need to people-please everybody from their dad, which leads to... a very divisive case for the three of them.

But well, at least Casey thinks both of their parents are super cool. That's a plus.

Making this guy and really the whole family story was so much fun. There's a bit more to everything but I'm not dropping that info until I actually write about it, yanno? I might do a post on Angel but that depends on if I wanna introduce her by herself or with some other characters as well... Otherwise, have this one-shot that features Cassandra annnnd have the full sketch page (and apologies for tiny Cass, I drew her on a separate page and didn't realize how tiny she'd be–)

#teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #mutant mayhem #tmnt casey jones #bootleg tmnt #my art

[misteria247]

12 Casey and Rise Cassandra are the ultimate babysitting duo right behind Senor Hueso when it comes to their blue leader turned toddler 12 Leo. 12 Casey's background of taking care of his little sister and Rise Cassandra's background in leading girls in the local girl scouts makes them the perfect choices in doing this job whenever Senor Hueso can't.

Often times the two Jones duo would get weird looks from bystanders or passing people, cuz one looks like they've been in one too many street fights while the other look like they'd bite someone's head off. All in all it's a surreal experience seeing these two imitating teens carrying around an adorable turtle tot who's in love with the duo. 12 Casey and Rise Cassandra adore 12 Leo and will not hesitate to beat the ever loving fuck out of anyone who looks at their bestie the wrong way. 12 Leo will get excited when he sees them, always letting out a happy childlike squeal of delight as he clumsy toddles over to them, calling out to the duo. 12 Casey and Rise Cassandra always get a kick out of the sincere display of excitement from the turtle tot and will of course greet him just as enthusiastically matching his energy beat for beat.

Rise Casey Jr on the other hand is an absolute mess when it comes to 12 Leo. Rise Casey Jr isn't used to being around small children, what with his timeline being full of nothing but Krang and a very small amount of human survivors. And any children he did come across he didn't really interact with. So when he's given 12 Leo, Rise Casey Jr will often times give 12 Casey and Rise Cassandra this nervous look that screams What do I do???? before the two fellow teens, while looking incredibly amused the entire time, would step in and give him tips on children and what he should do. Once Rise Casey Jr gets the hang of it, he'd slowly begin to act a lot like Future Rise Leo and Future Rise Mikey when it comes to kids. In a way following the same route that 12 Mikey's taken in following the example of the person or people he looks up to.

Future Rise Leo and Future Rise Mikey find it adorable seeing their student and practical son/nephew follow their example while also taking 12 Casey and Rise Cassandra's words and advice to heart.

#oli talks #ooc #muns ramblings #mindless ramblings of a madman #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt/rottmnt crossover #tmnt 2012 rottmnt crossover #rottmnt tmnt 2012 crossover #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt movie #tmnt leo #rottmnt leo #tmnt mikey #rottmnt mikey #tmnt casey #rottmnt casey #rottmnt cassandra jones #rottmnt senor hueso #rottmnt casey jr #12 Turtle Tot Leo #the Jones family loves this little shit and I rest my case

[unsleepingtales]

Episode four! I missed the bad kid’s insanity so much <3

Episode four of every season they’re shy!

In space no one can feel you dying 💀

“What’s the drinking age?” “You guys have murdered SO many people”

Kalinaaaaaa

Hiiiii

Oh she’s an actual cat now!

She/they pronouns for Cassandra are back!

Kristen’s middle name is on her character page now!! Kristen Chilis Applebees!

Catchin me on my left foot hereeee gato.

Ooh they’ve got other offers

Why would you SAY that

That definitely circumvents the truth in a cool way……

When your only two followers fight :(

Just stop saying it pleaseeeeee

Say a n y t h i n g other than that

Hot.

Oooh the mall!

Why would you SAY THAT

So many of them have stars in their hats! And I have stars in my body! :D

I love Cassandra so so much

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa Kristen when you’re in the dark she’s there holding your hand. She gives you forehead kisses

KVX BANK????

Oh well that makes it all okay then!

:(

Oh my GOD

What the fuck Bill

CHUNGLEDOWNNNNN

God the fucking. D20 directly reflecting my life experiences.

Simeon du Vayne the new lunch lad. What’s your vibe

Ooh third eye is sick

I love that they’re never gonna say her name right

Scabby!!

Gorthalax! Hi!

On my first day of high school this guy yelled fresh meat at all of us and he continued to be a pain in the ass all fucking year

Fig. Fig no.

It does seem like the rat grinders might be direct foils to the bad kids. Let’s see how this goes!

Kipperlilly did not come at y’all nearly as hard as Kristen went aggro at her

Is it the sack of rats trick?? Is that where they got the name???

IT IS THE SACK OF RATS TRICK. FUCK.

I love how pissed they all are about this

THIS is what riz has never been more mad about ❤️

Girlie!!

The bad guy this season is just xp leveling 😭😭

God how high level are they????

Kindlesnap Whatsherface

Dome!!!!

He’s just a guy!

Please please nat 20

Crushing. That’s crushing

I love ripped jeans gorgug <3

That is SO much

Corsica Jones is HOT

Kristen and Riz dynamic duoooo

Riz Gukgak character of all time

FIG

Archaeologist Siobhan Thompson!!

Really emphasizing the ‘sorry what’ thing that post was talking about

Fig barbarian level!

That energy is more intense than anything fig tried to imply from goldenhoard

If the cig figs break up I’m gonna be fucking devastated

Oh yeah the junior year eggs. Okay.

Can I have some of your girlfriend’s hair? I need it for school.

I love that we all called the kill mum idea

She really should get paid for the elven oracle shit

Inclusive kinggggg

Ooh maybe I’ll wear my owlbears sweatshirt tomorrow. (Best holiday gift I got!

Ah the epic highs and lows of high school bloodrush

Max Durden!! He’s so cute.

Love that for him tbh

THIRTY FIVE

Who is this motherfucker

What the fuck are you doing

(Zac wheezing in excruciating pain)

Don’t align yourself with her Riz

What!

I love that everyone is going so aggro on the buttcrushers. Absolutely demolish their asses.

“You don’t have to call me coach” oh OUCH

Bucky Applebees!!!

Love the paladin repppppp

Oh kiddo

Oh Kiddo :(

I’m not trying to be cool I’m trying to be president

RATGRINDERS CLERIC IS HELIOIC

The BUTTFUCKERS? ALLY.

She’s had a lot of jobs but not that many of them were… legal.

Fabian’s so lonely :(

Bad kids study party!!! Real and confirmed!!!!

Aww I was so excited for Adaine to work at Basrar’s but the mall is fun too

Hmm. Sketchy!

German shepherd mode <3

Emily and Ally are having SO much fun with this

The procrastination is so fucking real

I’ve deeply missed you

WHAT what does that mean why is this the case

Oooh okay I’m really getting the sense that that blue mall battle set is the Synod

Sunglass kiosk. Palm tree. Mall things.

Ooh I just noticed seacaster manor in the background of the dome art

Strudel dimension, don’t put your hand in it. Don’t! Put your hand in it!

We don’t know if the strudel is infinite it just hasn’t ended yet.

I’m obsessed with this guy.

I’m so obsesssed

Mazey Phaedraaaaa

Oh my godddddddd

“I’m from hell” girly I love you to death but you are from downtown elmville

Ooohohohohoh she’s good at this

I love dnd mechanics manifesting as real elements of life within game

Awww

I don’t know as much about warlocks as I should really do this is great

That’s SO SICK I LOVE HER

Ragh!!!

Babe you cannot make student government cool. You just can’t.

Oooooof

What is this energy

Crab kinggggggg

We’re so fucking back

I’m Christian Delnore and I have Children!

OOP

Kristen’s energy is SO wild this year. She said she was trying to move past chaos and then came out the gate with This energy

Tracker’s dating the fucking Princess. Of course.

Messy high school relationships :)

That’s how it goes!

The intense side eye I am giving the whole situation

Kristen do you wanna fuck Kalina

What do you want with the president??? (To say hi)

Hell yeah gsa member Kristen Applebees

Torek with the button press!

I love them SO much I missed the bad kids SO FUCKING MUCH

Ohhhh this is the backstory of that button from the merch drop ok

They’re so unhinged

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT

Torek Railgrinder Theater Kid!!

Oh noooo

WHAT

Oh fuck

Why would you volunteer ANY information

She was a fucking turncoatttt

The name keeps getting further and further from anything

Stone cold

So excited for the party

HOT

SHE’S SO HOT

Oh god

Zero separation of church and state

Oh FUCK

What oh no oh god please no

AAAAAAAAAAA okay I guess next weeks is the mall fight!

I am so scared and so excited.

It’s our time! It’s our year! It’s all gonna be okay!

#fantasy high junior year #reactions #verbal component

[nerves-nebula]

Ok if I may ask there are a Few parties I am curious about in terms of your au (apologies in advance for thvery ADHD train of thought). Like the alien guys, the kraang and tricereton and whatever. Are they here? Also the EPF and John Bishop. It would be REALLY funny if the Earth Protection Force's main source of information on the mutant situation was Casey Jones' Instagram.

Okay veering slightly off topic because I also wanted to ask if Cassandra Jones Sr. was arrested due to involvement in the Foot? Or does this Cassandra have her own, unrelated to cult activity crimes?

Okay back on track there are also a few individual characters I'm curious if you have anything planned for? Mainly Leatherhead. Also some of the sister turtles like Venus, Jennika, and Big Mama's Assistant, though any of those 3 existing at all seems like a long shot. As always, love the au, feel free to leave me in the dark about all or none of this haha

the kraang and maybe the triceraton are here, yeah. the EPF and John Bishop..? probably not? maybe??? I kind of don't really like that part of tmnt to be honest, so if I ever did include them it likely wouldn't be as a serious threat. maybe as like a bumbling government agency in the background. sorry if thats disappointing hah.

Casey Sr. was arrested for Foot Gang Activities, yeah. i think she's probably over the foot clan by now but, yknow, still in jail... oops. maybe once she had Casey Jr. she was like "actually fuck the foot i need to find a good place to raise my kid this place sucks ass" and was planning on dipping out, but the higher ups found out she was gonna desert and used her as a scapegoat in one of their plans. I'm thinking about Casey Jr. asking the turtles to help break her out one day, I think that'd be fun.

I do plan to have leatherhead and some other mutants (or yokai idk) be friends with Mikey. but I havent developed any of them at all yet, so I can't really say what they're up to on account of them not existing yet :')

i haven't thought much about sister turtles tbh, cause i don't really know much about any of them.

#nnstuff #ask #teenage mutant neglected turtles

[thedawningofthehour]

how overprotective is Draxum over Galois? Like, can you give a scene that might not appear on the fic?

I don't think I have any full scenes so far that I haven't found a place for in the fic itself-there's Donnie's capture scene, which I thought was redundant and didn't bother to include it, but that's kind of it. Usually I'm better about killing my darlings, but not with this fic apparently. (tip for other writers-don't delete your darlings, shove them off into another document. You can revisit them whenever you want and occasionally you'll find places where they work better. The scene in chapter 6 where Leo and Bella are drinking beer and gossiping was originally written for around chapter 16-18 of book 1 and those chapters were just too high tension for such silliness)

It sounds weird, but I actually don't think of Draxum as being really overprotective. The closest he gets would probably be worrying over injuries, and even then he's doing it because he knows from experience how not properly treating/recovering from even minor injuries can fuck someone up. Plus he knows that Gale and Cass are both the type to downplay their own poor health and just does not trust them to tell him when they're hurt or sick. Even in the scenes right after Galois came out of the brainwashing-like, he actually really needed Draxum's hovering, he was not able to take care of himself.

Draxum's parenting style (if you can call it that, lmao) would definitely be overprotective for a regular family, but Draxum has reasons for behaving this way. He's powerful, has enemies, and his goal of destroying the humans is only going to make more. Galois is his kid and a supergenius-he'd be a target for a lot of people who'd want to use him to their own ends. (Draxum would fucking know-he was one of them) He's also an illegal mutant, which places him in a lot of danger from all sides. So it's not really overprotective to keep him isolated and away from the public eye because him getting kidnapped or killed is a very realistic outcome if he doesn't. Draxum is a facts and logic kind of person and while his emotions obviously influence shit, he forces himself to justify his decisions logically. Cass, for instance, is allowed to live on her own and go to school and shit. That puts her at risk too-she's a human in a place with growing anti-human sentiment and she's very obviously connected to Draxum, but Draxum weighed the pros and cons and decided that it was worth that risk to give her a bit of freedom. (also, like, good fucking luck keeping Cassandra Jones locked away) If anything, he compromises with his own protective instincts a lot. He does want his kids to be happy. He just wants them to be alive more.

And this isn't even touching on the actual kidnapping and brainwashing that Draxum did, like, no shit he wants to keep Galois away from the turtles. That's not overprotective, he did something really fucked up and doesn't want Galois realizing it.

The only actual overprotective aspect I think is his granola mom crunchiness. Galois isn't allowed to eat junk food or sweets and Draxum exerts a lot of control over the media he consumes. (not that it would really stop Gale with a good internet connection, but for the most part he follows his dad's rules under his roof) And even then he kind of expects that there's going to be a little rebellion. Draxum is a strict parent but he's lived with teenagers before, okay? He knows to anchor his expectations in reality.

#doth #doth asks #baron draxum #donatello #cassandra jones

[princess-pathetic-112898]

Jellicle Headcanons for my Mental Health (It gets chaotic)

If the Jellicles were ever to watch movies, some common favorites would include Fantasia (1940), A Cat in Paris (2010), The Aristocats (1970), Coraline (2009), Suspiria (1977) and The Red Shoes (1948)

Tugger will sometimes try to get Munkustrap to get some rest & take a day off from being the Responsible Oldest Child™️. Munkus is always convinced it’s a trap and Tugger is trying to distract him from something he did sitcom style.

He’s not much more receptive to any of the other cats telling him to relax. He’s fairly certain that if he did ever leave them to their own devices, there’s like a 30% chance they’d all die.

He’ll begrudgingly take a 5 minute cat nap only after Jenny lectures him about his health for 30 minutes.

Tugger is extremely protective of Misto. He’s been known to hiss and swipe at any stranger of any species who approaches his magical, mystical, marvelous, clever, phenomenal tuxedo cat.

Misto will loudly fuss & act annoyed over this, but he actually thinks it’s pretty cute and at times unintentionally funny.

The kittens can be bribed into behaving with fish, catnip & cream (it’s basically promising McDonald’s if no one fights).

The first time Tugger took Mistoffelees on a date, he took him to the junkyard to pick scraps & yowl at the moon. Misto, being the dutiful nephew of Bustopher Jones and growing up in the Hall of Saint James, had only ever been exposed to the finest high-end dining and the most respectable of social gatherings up to this point, so there was immediate culture shock. Mistoffelees still insists it was the most romantic night of his life.

Mungojerrie & Rumpleteazer secretly give the kittens pickpocketing lessons. Munkustrap suspects but cannot prove anything, and it has contributed to his sleep deprivation.

Victoria and Jemima are BFF’s who are constantly having sleepovers where they do all the unapologetically girlish & kiddish things you can think of- but like, as kittens. Gossiping about the cats they have crushes on, sharing their deepest secrets, trying on each other’s collars, jewels & ribbons, playing catch with Jenny’s yarn balls (it’s better to beg for forgiveness than permission).

Skimbleshanks’ combined dad skills & tea expertise can only be rivaled by Uncle Iroh (he would definitely say that being sick of tea ~with a drop of scotch~ is like being sick of breathing).

Alonzo sometimes feels outshined by his magician brother & ballerina sister. He doesn’t blame them for being themselves, but he does wish the others would acknowledge him a little more as a protector. He looks up to Munkustrap & is determined to learn all the tricks of the trade from him.

Munkus is aware that Alonzo seeks his approval, and can relate, having lived with siblings who required more attention while he was the responsible one. Neither is quick to open up about personal matters, but they do confide in one another. The only other cat Alonzo has talked to about all his feelings is Cassandra.

Tugger takes those damn bagpipes everywhere & is looking for a chance to play them all the time. Bagpipes at family meetings. Bagpipes at brunch. Bagpipes on dates. Bagpipes at midnight. Bagpipes at 4 AM.

Munkus insists they put on his plays at every meeting. He has yet to have one go off without a hitch, in part because he, indeed, is a massive control freak in this particular area, and in part because he’s surrounded by damn kids who love to fuck with him. Every rehearsal is like that one episode of Community where the dean’s making a commercial & Abed’s making a documentary about the dean making his commercial. It’s going to be what kills poor Gus.

Everyone assumes Demeter & Bombalurina are gossip queens who have all the dirt on everyone.

They’re actually thinking of Jellylorum & Gus. Dem and Bomba are just doing makeovers.

Bustopher Jones does not get what Mistoffelees sees in Tugger. He raised his nephew to be a proper, fancy cat, where did this spiky punk come from?? He doesn’t know where he went wrong.

Jennyanydots has knitted multiple sweaters for every single one of them.

Skimbleshanks, of course, wears his sweaters whenever it’s sweater weather and loves these thoughtful gifts from his beautiful wife.

Tugger has ripped holes into his sweaters to make them look cooler.

Mistoffelees bedazzles all his sweaters & wears them in performances where Jenny will be in attendance.

Cass will spend hours looking for suitable accessories anytime she has to wear a sweater.

Coricopat & Tantomile love to wear their matching sweaters & basically be the Shining twins.

Mungo feels humiliated wearing his sweaters because who is he without his crop tops? Rumple always gets super fancy sweaters to go with her pearls.

Mungo & Rumple also got a “Get-Along” sweater.

Gus is practically swimming in his sweaters & appreciates them immensely.

Bomba is proud to announce she looks as sexy in her sweaters as she does in anything

Demeter & Munkus make the kittens wear their sweaters anytime they’re seeing Jenny no matter how hot it is or how itchy they are.

#fan post #headcanon #cats the musical #cats #jellicle cats #jellicle kittens #cats headcanons

[alexcaninnit]

I have a few questions. You don't gotta answer all of them.

How do the brother find out about each other in your separated au?

In what order do they reunite?

Also, Raph stayed with Splinter, right? Does that mean he had to control his "Savage Raph Mode" earlier on in his childhood? And does Splinter act any different? I've seen some other people make him more protective and present in whichever turtle had been saved

What are all the turtles relationships with their guardians?

Who would be the most chaotic(idk, I just really wanna know lol)

Do any of them know they have brothers somewhere, living a different life?

And if yes to that↑ question, do all of them know, or only a few? And how do they feel about it?

Is Dr. Delicate Touch, Dr. Feelings and Dr. Positive still a thing for Mikey? I feel like the foot would be terrified of Dr Delicate Touch

I'm very interested in Leo and Big Mama's whole thing. Will it be like how she did with Lou Jitsu, but instead of the love part, like how she did with him, would it be motherly love them once he was old enough, just threw him in the Nexus? Or does he even fight in it?

Also, would some of Big Mama's speech patterns rub off on him, like how she makes up funny words even when being serious

What would Donnie be to Draxum? A son? Assistant in the lab? Both? Or just an experiment?

And how does Donnie see Draxum?

Since Donnie grew up with mystic stuff, would he be more open to using it along with his tech?

Okay, I still have a few more questions but this is honestly just getting really long, so I'll spare you from my curiosity–

Thank you SOOOOO MUCH for these questions!! To be honest, I had like just started thinking about this, so these actually helped formulate a lot of the au ngl-

Splinter straight up told Raph that he had brothers when he was younger, and the twins knew each other because Baron and Big Mama have such frequent interactions that they used to hang out together, along with Leo's adoptive siblings, Venus, Scylla, and Crollo. (Those last two are OCS.) They don't get along super well, but they talk a lot.

So the order they reunite is, Donnie and Leo, then the twins and Mikey, and then they all meet Raph.

Raph definitely has a lot more anxiety, to the point where he is selectively non-verbal. Due to this, Splinter definitely had to step up a bit more to make sure his kid didn't fucking die, but as he doesn't have as much to do in way of raising kids, since it's been pared down by around 75%, he definitely relaxes more.

All pretty positive! I... don't like writing angst lmao, so they're all pretty close with their guardians. Big Mama, in my ideas at least, is nice and kind and loving to all her adoptive children, the Foot are a bit harsh, but they still love Mikey, and Draxum and Donnie, while they have a very Jinx and Silco esque relationship, it's still got a lot of care and love behind it. Which, for a Jinx and Silco esque relationship, does check out. (LEAVE ME ALONE YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.)

Mikey. He was already the most chaotic bitch in this group and growing up in a warrior clan with Cassandra Jones did not help.

They all know, as I said earlier. The twins hang out all the time so they don't care, but everyone really wants to meet Raph someday. And Raph really wants to meet them.

The Doctors are Still a thing for Mikey. He's still the optimist of the group, except much less controlled. If anything, Doctor Delicate Touch comes out a lot More! And yes, the Foot Clan are terrified of them.

Leo and Big Mama have a really loving relationship! She wouldn't throw a literal child into the Battle Nexus, and besides, he's her son. He is her son, she has claimed him as her child and she is not giving him up any time soon. He straight up just... volunteers for the Battle Nexus. He grew up watching his older brother Crollo (oc) fight in it, and he was like "Damn, that looks like fun," so once he was old enough he just asked. Took some convincing, but eventually, he got to go!

Sometimes when he gets really mad, he starts talking like her. It's hilarious. Donnie has to physically stop himself from laughing every goddamn time.

Donnie is like a reluctantly adoptive son to Draxum. When he learned he had gotten the soft shell, he felt a bit swindled at first, but the kid was so much like him that he became quickly endeared to him. They're not super affectionate, but they definitely love each other. And Donnie sees Draxum as his parental unit.

He's definitely more open to incorporating it, but it's too finicky for him. He doesn't like it, he can never quite predict the outcome and that scares him.

Thank you so much for the asks!!!!!!

#also yes #their names change #yall should ask me about that too #rottmnt #rotmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #separated au #maybe i should call this somehting like #banana split au #haha

[kuaille]

i made a post about my impressions after finishing tmnt!2012 SO OFC i'm going to do one about rise!tmnt

BEST DESIGNS OF ALL THE ITERATIONS. EACH TURTLE BEING A DIFFERENT SPECIES? GENIAL!! THE MARKS ON THEIR SKIN, THEIR SHELLS AND GENERAL ACCESSORIES???? STUNNING AND PERFECT

i love donnie and april relationship here, by far my favorite of all the show (including the hamato family). they're so dear to me

super powers are fucking cool!!

didn't like the way the writers treated cassandra. why leave her identity to be revealed only in season 2 finale? and when we finally know that "omg it's casey!" we don't see her bonding with the turtles, she just disappear and is replaced by her kid who looks a lot more like others casey jones. i mean, why create a casey so unique that differs from the previous iterations only to throw her away after?

the comedy can be pretty annoying. sometimes it didn't seem the turtles were under danger or that the situation was serious because they kept making or stupid faces (kraang invasion and after karai's death)

the story plot is too short, it could been summarized easily in one season

there's a lot of new characters but only a few of them is really important, like draxum and big mama. and also, they literally don't exist in the movie for what? didn't get that

i wanted more of the old characters. baxter stockman, karai, april, casey and bradford were done so good that make me wonder what leatherhead, bebop and rocksteady could've been

last one mainly for the fandom: FOR THE SAKE OF GOD, STOP BASHING OTHER ITERATIONS, SPECIALLY 2012. the principal reason i didn't want to watch rise was because of people mischaracterizing 12' turtles or making up headcanons about how "mikey was abused by his brothers" and how "rise siblings are so perfect and flawless" or that 12' splinter was abusive only for me to watch a episode of donnie wanting to hear that rise splinter was proud of him ONCE. BOTH ITERATIONS HAVE FLAWS AND ARE NOT PERFECT. STOP THE COMPARISON!

i guess is this

#teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt #tmnt analysis

[just-before-dawn]

Plz info dump about ur human au!!!!

AHHH GLAD YOU ASKED!!

okay so i posted chapter one already, im currently writing chapter four (i like to write ahead lmao). i have the concept planned out already, ive been planning this fic since like september or something dkdndkdk

so basically, it's a human, high school setting au where tugger is the main character and most of the POVs focus on him, however other characters, especially misto, will have their times to shine and stuff like that

tugger is 17 in age, a junior in high school. his basic mindset is that he feels like it doesnt matter what his future looks like because what's the point? (he struggles with that burnout yknow). he fucks around a lot, he has a habit of appearing at schools at the most latest times (like period 2 would be starting) or he doesnt even show up at all. he flirts with like literally anyone who wants attention from him. he doesn't give attention to anyone else, people have to come up to him. he never does his assignments, barely pays attention in class, he just doesnt care anymore and he's fine with that mindset. munkustrap is the one who succeeds so what's in it for him? he doesnt wanna become a carbon copy of munk or his dad.

misto is 16 years in age, he's a new kid in the school. victoria is his sister who's a year younger than him. he's shy, quiet, prefers to be alone and feels uncomfortable if a group of loud people are surrounding him. he has trouble reading social cues and doesn't really have much feeling for conversation (very much deadpan humor for him). tugger immediately finds him interesting. is it the eyes? is it the fact that misto literally did not notice tugger's presence for like 5 minutes? tugger knows that there's some secret that he's hiding. how come this kid who went to one of the top private schools in the county is now attending a public school? there's a certain something about misto and tugger can't put his finger on it.

later in the story, the plot will progress to the production of the spring musical which is run and directed by munkustrap with alonzo as the choreographer and demeter as the music director. at the same time, tugger's feelings about misto will progress and eventually, misto will fall for him too. i really want to focus this fic on bonding and getting together, really forming a close relationship before the feelings really start to show, im so excited to write about tugger and misto's story in this fic! there will also be side plots about bombalurina and cassandra getting together, munkustrap and demeter's relationship, victoria and plato getting together, hidden feelings from tumblebrutus, hidden feelings from alonzo, and much more!

macavity will also be a crucial factor in this fic in regards to both misto and tugger's past and present. there's also some things im keeping secret for later chapters!!

(please be warned though that later chapters will be heavy in terms of dark topics, suggestive themes, of course, i will put the warnings ahead of time. i always love to sprinkle a bit of angst into my silly little stories)

i plan to post chapter 2 soon! and i hope you all like the character designs i made for them, ive been so excited to post this fic, tuggoffelees is my entire brain rn and i cant think of anything else.

also, for reference:

tugger, bomba, cass: 17 years old, juniors

misto, plato, tumble, jerrie, teazer, tant, cori: 16 years old, juniors

vic, etcetera, electra, pouncival: 15 years old, sophomores

jemima: 14 years old, sophomore (she skipped a year, shes too good for this world)

munkustrap, alonzo: 25 years old

demeter: 23 years old

jenny, jelly, and asparagus are teachers in the school, gus is the principal. old deuteronomy founded the school and also owns the community theater in the town. jenny and skimble are married, jerrie and teazer are their kids. skimble is a traveling train conductor, we'll see him later in the fic. bustopher jones is misto and victoria's father, he owns several country clubs. old deuteronomy travels around the world to help produce shows and to spread the love and joy of performing arts, tugger and munk barely get to see him.

other characters like bill bailey, george, gilbert, and so on are also present in this fic but theyre more or less in the bg

i do have tons more i want to say about my au, but i dont wanna spoil the surprise in my fic! stay tuned!! (and thank you for asking ahhhhdnekdkdkd)

#cats the musical #cats musical #cats 1998 #tuggoffelees #rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees #peach drabbles #peach's human!au

[darth-sonny]

the scrapped episode of Donnie, Raph, and Leo getting turned into toddlers while Mikey remains the same age but just add the Three Amigos (April, Cassandra, and Casey) to the mix

April has known the boys since they were all small so she easily bonds with Donnie. he wants to know why she has so many boring games on her phone and April straight-up tells him that he made them. she takes none of his little toddler shit. his dramatic ass tries to bargain for more hours on her ipad and all April does is yank it out of his baby hands because he has baby strength. he tries to tackle her but she just. scruffs him like a kitten. she's got him on lock and Donnie pouts the entire time

Cassandra treats Raph like he's one of her Brownie Scouts. Raph wants to watch tv? he has to wrestle her for the remote. Raph wants to pick what video games they can play? arm wrestle. Raph wants to sneak out of his bed during nappy time? alright, you can do that, but only if you defeat her in a sparring match. she's fully aware that Raph is a baby but that isn't stopping her from what she's doing. she'll pull up to a McDonald's with Raph cheering in the back, order one black coffee for herself and leave. Raph is bone tired and asleep by the time she's done with him and Cassandra will patiently be waiting for her bonus, thank you very much

Casey, on the other hand, is completely wrapped around baby Leo's finger. he's just. so little. so small. so baby. his entire head can fit in the palm of Casey's hand and that just makes the future boy sob. he's so fucking LITTLE. Leo has no idea he has Casey whipped, he just thinks this weird human boy is super nice. Leo wants ice-cream? Casey gives him ice-cream. Leo wants uppies? Casey gives him all the uppies. Leo wants to try out his super cool chainsaw hockey stick? well, just give him a second to put it in safety mode and there you go! Leo once does the flappy slider hands on Casey's face alongside a happy little chirp and Casey is gone. he's done for. he's on the floor sobbing his eyes out and Leo has no idea what just happened

#cassandra is the embodiment of ''fuck them kids'' but in a good babysitter kinda way #kids have the time of their life with but at the same time would very much NOT want her to come back #casey is the babysitter that every kid wants but only because he's easily persuadable #he gives them whatever they want with tears in his eyes and the kids find him funny #april is a family friend babysitter so she's got her money on lock #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #april o'neil #cassandra jones #casey jones junior #sonny speaks

[timdrakesstaff]

in-source fam + friends?

do you dislike your source/anything in it that bothers you?

I forgot how much of a rambler I am

tl;dr

1. I have a big family that love and miss very much(inluding two kids) as well as friends(other heroes and civvies

2. Inconsistent characterisation? I guess. ALSO THAT RED ROBIN 2009 WAS CANCELLED(For reboot reasons) AT 26 ISSUES WHEN THE AUTHOR HAD PLANNED AHEAD FOR, LIKE, 72

Asking the FoundFamily Source Media guy about his family, huh? That's a lotta people, lmao

Jesus Christ, um. Dick Grayson, my oldest brother and the one I was closest too the longest, I always list as my favourite. Jason Todd, other older brother, more of a friendish than brother? Like estranged a little. We get along but in a different capacity. Damian Wayne my little brother. LITTLE FUCKING SHIT for a while, but he adapted and learned and grew up. We ended up really close, it just took longer. He's kinda... Actually my favourite but don't say that too loud, ahaha. Bruce Wayne is my dad—all of these people are adoptive, by the way—and he's... Bruce, bahaha. I don't feel like elaborating. Cassandra Cain, older sister, kinda. In the way that you get super close to a friend and say you're siblings versus actual sibling bond? I dunno, different capacity than with Dick, lol. Stephanie Brown! Ex girlfriend and a best friend, she's great.

Why are there so many people

Then there are my Young Justice(teen superhero group I started with Sb+Imp) buddies! Kon-El(Superboy), Bart Allen(Impulse), Cassie Sandsmark(Wondergirl), Cissie King-Jones(Arrowette), and uh... Many others. Long story short, they're all great!

Some questionable people like Pru or Danny Temple or Lonnie Machin... They're cool and B probably wouldn't appreciate them being my friends too much, but he's lame and doesn't know better until it already is better

The Civvie Collection! Callie Evans! Sebastian Ives! My best fucking friendsss I miss them. They keep giving Ives cancer </3. And Tamara Fox! We fake dated(fake engaged, actually) and then actually dated, but then just settled as friends, she's really funny. There's so many people, my god. Gotham Heights friends and Wizards(Witches?) and Warlocks(it's just DnD) group, and Grieves and Brentwood and hrurghh

Also my mom and dad! Janet and Jack Drake. They died(near obligatory for bat-adoption). They're great, could've been better, but not nearly as bad as fandom would like to lead you to believe. My step-mom Dana was fantastic, I miss her. She taught me a lot of, like, Normal Things, and is also the source of my Soup Love

I also had two sons—David and Jackson— of different mothers—neither I stayed with

I'm not a fan of Some recent characterisation of myself, it, like, nukes the original 90's stuff—That sounds kinda pretentious and gatekeepy, whoops. But like. I've ranted many-a-time about the fact I lose (usually cool)character traits that are then given to other people(my brothers, usually the Ds) and I'm left with (usually) lame stuff and more flat characterisation, if that makes sense.

i.e. 2003 Teen Titans Dick has more of my personality, as well as my suit(fair, because he'd've been running around in undies otherwise) and bō(as a main weapon. He can use one, for sure, but it was never his main weapon, let alone while he was running with TT)

i.e. Damian, when he's drawn without his brown skin, looks like my twin 90% of the time?? Especially since they started putting his hair down, bahahaha. I've had a lot of hairstyles so I can't nitpick that...

i.e. In the recent(now cancelled) TD: Robin run, they nerfed my intelligence?? Rude. I can complain about that for an hour though

DC is Meh about consistent characterisation through runs, especially since there's so many different writers for each individual thing, lol

ALSO! Damian haters. But that usually has some root in racism and also people just being dickweeds about kids :T

Ask game

#timblr #asks #:deadguy: #I need to SHUT MY MOUTH #I think it's funny I tried really hard to keep it short and that still happened </3 #Could ask about specific people/memories I guess! I won't get into anything too negative #<—King of internet safety

[offbookkeeping]

29. Reborn in the Fire with Rachel Bloom

Plot Summary:

In a world where sports don't exist and people bet on postal workers and firemen, two teens named Todd and Tyler make illegal bets with a woman named Miss Cassandra who pays people to start fires so she always wins her bets. She reveals that she's been reading everyone's mail in their town so she has blackmail in case her underground betting ring by us discovered. She also reveals that her son was a fireman who was too slow and too compassionate and died saving an orphanage full of children that she know wants to murder to avenge her son. Meanwhile orphans Podrick and Jezebelle are told they have a visitor who isn't their mom but is someone's mom. It turns out to be Miss Cassandra. They read her a poem and show her drawings they've done of her son. Jezebelle goes through her wallet and finds a card for a free sandwich at subway and they beg her to take them. She takes them and they get a sandwich of diamonds and fish. Katie and Tyler talk about going to upside down thailand except they don't really talk because Katie can't speak. During the song Katie gains the ability to talk and tells Tyler that Miss Cassandra punched her in the throat and that she's really evil and because he told her her son is a hero that she's going to kill all the kids and bet against them and take all the money to start an underground football ring. Jezebelle and Podrick are locked in the orphanage as it's lit on fire and Miss Cassandra tries to get revenge but it doesn't go the way she wants because she keeps choking on smoke. She accidentally locks herself in with them and realizes that the firemen won't come in time because she paid them off and she's going to die. She realizes that she needs to adopt those kids instead of killing them. Katie, Todd, and Tyler comes to save them and Katie uses her voice to bust the door down. The group makes a wish on the fire and they go to see Anne Hait's new movie Brigit Jones' Diary and they're all reborn in the fire.

Best Quotes:

(i color coded some of these so they'd make more sense)

• "I had Chief Herndon, Chief Herndon you know?"

• "I pay people around town to start fires so I'll know what'll happen, I am a straight up bad person"

• "It's one thing to bet a little here and there but this lady's starting fires!"

"Tyler to be fair she's paying someone to start fires"

• "Oh the whole town knows about you wanting to go to Northwestern..."

"Shut up shut up shut up!"

"To study blogging"

"Everyone knows that in this universe that Northwestern is the preemptive university to study blogging!"

"That totally tracks since in a different universe they have a great communications AND business school, which is essentially blogging!"

• "Tyler you didn't tell me you got in, I thought I was your best friend!"

• "Oh he got in, I read everyone's mail!"

• "You are a bad person"

• "How many businesses are you involved with??"

• "Oh the mail reading's just for my personal jollies"

• "I know all the dirt in town so that way if anyone finds my underground betting ring I can be like well I read your mail and I found out from your ancestry.com results that you're 15% polish"

• "What happened when he slowed down? Was he safely driving?"

"What the fuck do you think happened??"

• "I'd be your friend even if you didn't get into Brinmar. I mean I would think less of you-"

• "He was a fireman..."

"WOAH"

• "It was a recipe for disaster in a cookbook of deceit"

• "You know what they say about cooking, compassion doesn't live in bread"

• "I can't notice when every woman puts her hands around my little sister's neck Im sorry!"

• "Ever since you started that Tumblr I don't know you anymore"

• "Listen we all love your blog Tom Cruise Ships, you know, cruise ships with photos of Tom Cruise photoshopped onto them"

• "Would everyone shut the fuck up about my cloak??"

Best Songs

• Underground Bettin'

• Recipe for Disaster

• Can We Go To Subway?

• You Can Aim So Much Higher Than Jerry Maguire

Overall Thoughts:

I'm really excited about this one, it's one of my favorites. It has everything! Zach and Jess's little kid voices, Rachel Bloom, confusingly attractive middle aged women who kill orphans, Rachel Bloom's evil woman voice, dead firemen, expensive sanwhiches, a song that's just Tom Cruise references, professional blogging, upside down Thailand, free verse poems written by religious orphans ... All sorts of weird shit. Rachel Bloom's voice in this episode is like femme Laszlo Cravensworth. Jess sings a song about Upsidedown Thailand and Im pretty sure that's a joke she has with herself because I don't get it and no one else seems to either and I love it

#off book ep 29 reborn in the fire with rachel bloom #rachel bloom #crazy ex girlfriend #crazy ex gf #off book podcast #jess mckenna #off book #zach and jess #zach reino #jessica mckenna #zachary reino #play it by ear #z&j

[madammuffins]

BIRTHDAY - PT 18

Fandom: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings: Canon typical violence, Bad Future Timeline, Main Character Death, Angst, No Happy Endings, Kraang Invasion

Links: AO3, Wattpad, Playlist

FIRST | PREVIOUS | NEXT

You were fucking tired. Your hand and shoulder were numb from the kickback of your gun. You tried flexing your hand as you walked through the halls, the dust of your scavenging mission kicking off your boots, the drying sweat cast a chill over your skin.

"See ya later!" You grunted at the back slap of your squad mate.

You nodded, free hand rubbing your wrist, trying to summon the feeling back. You watched them turn, ducking off to dump their belongings. Less people died now, during the smaller missions. Maybe it was because you all worked so closely together.

The smaller the crew the higher the chances of being thrown together.

Again and again.

And again.

You sighed, rolling your aching shoulder, hearing your joint pop. You winced. That sucked. Shoving past the double doors to the canteen you were shocked to find it more lively than ever. Balloons taped to the walls, streamers, obviously used and worn, draped around the room. Music played from strategically placed boom boxes and mismatched speakers.

"Hey!!"

You froze. Lieutenant Michelangelo was shouting from behind the food displays, something noxious sweet was filling the air. The bowl he had been holding, along with a whisk, were floating beside him, shining orange before gently lowering into his grasp.

Curious, hesitant, you moved closer - observing.

Lieutenant Raphael, General Leonardo, Lieutenant Michelangelo, Commander Jones all in the room. Your heart spiked, sweat starting anew.

Oh boy. You had picked the wrong time to enter the canteen. Silently you sat at a table just adjacent, wanting to stay separate from the rambunctious party, but still wanting to observe.

"It's our special man's birthday!" Effortlessly Leonardo pulled the kid up on his shoulder as the room erupted into cheers and song, dancing around the stainless steel prep table.

Casey Jr was beaming, his gap-toothed grin wide, cheeks flushed. Fingers tangled under Leonardo's chin.

"How old are you again, Junior?" Raphael teased, face wrinkling. "Twenty?"

"No!" Junior protested, legs swinging to be put down.

You watched Leonardo acquiesce reluctantly.

"Raph don't know nuthin." Mikey sniffed, pulling food out of the fridge that looked suspiciously like cupcakes. "He's thirty-two, of course." A confirming nod and wink as his cheeks bubbled, dimple in the right.

"I am not!" Little hands hit the table top. Deep brown eyes glared.

"You aren't?" His mother leaned an elbow on Raph's shoulder, cracking her knuckles. "Then how old are you?"

"Moooom." Junior rolled his eyes, pushing a hand through his unruly mane of black waves. "I'm this many!" He held up a hand.

"That many?" Cassandra gasped, catching Raph's gaze. "How many is that?"

"Gosh I don't know." Raph frowned exaggerated. "I don't think I can count that high."

Junior stood, lifting each finger proudly as he counted. "One. Two. Four. Seven. Five!"

You couldn't help but smile as the adults all but died trying to contain their laughter at the incredibly serious child.

"H-he's got the general idea." Leo chuckled, dipping a finger into the bowl of what you recognized as frosting.

Mikey swept the bowl away glaring.

"Don't let Uncle Donnie know." Cassandra pounded a fist on the table and pointing to her son, "Or you'll be doing math for a week straight."

"Know what?" Junior's head tilted.

That gave everyone pause, titters from across the room following.

"Don't sweat it kid." Raph winked his bad eye, ruffling the kids hair in his massive palm.

"Ready." Mikey announced, motioning for everyone to follow his lead as he inhaled.

"Happy birthday to you-"

The room was practically bursting with song as everyone joined in, still more entering the room as they heard the unusual commotion.

"Dear Junior!"

You bit your lip, eyes closed.

"Happy birthday to you!"

No one celebrated birthdays anymore. Not like this.

An extra ration, some surplus ammo or medical supplies. New boot laces or a patched up shirt. But Junior was special. He was a baby born in an apocalypse. Life in an endless cycle of death.

And the leaders were his family.

It hurt you. You sniffled, wiping at your suddenly blurry eyes. The memories of cake in the backyard, slip'n'slides, roller rinks. Fucking pinatas. Presents.

Embarrassed, you looked up only to see the emotion echoed around you. Some were downright sobbing as they clapped for little Junior. You glanced back to the main party, Mikey handing out cupcakes as people lined up.

"We didn't have all the ingredients, so I fudged it a bit." His voice sounded sad.

You wondered when the last time was he'd been able to cook or bake anything that felt truly satisfying.

The lines in General Leonardo's forehead were deep, the down turn of his lips made him look ancient. You didn't miss the way Michelangelo's hands shook, the way Raphael ducked his head. The angry tears on Cassandra's face.

"Happy birthday, kiddo." Leonardo smiled, wrapping a blissfully oblivious Junior under an arm.

#fanfiction #madammuffins fanfiction #rise of the tmnt #tmnt fanfiction #rottmnt bad timeline #kraang invasion timeline #rise!cassandra #rise!leo #rise!casey #rise!raph #rise!mikey #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt fanfiction

[gothamcitycentral]

Anyone’s who visited Wayne Manor is left with three thoughts

1. “Jesus fuck those kids are wild.”

2. A variety of emotion regarding the butler.

3. That man has. So. Many. Portraits.

The latter of which is definitely true, and no one would argue. Near the main door there’s a vary unenthusiastic photo of the youngest, Damian was it?

A picture of the first three boys, Dick, Jason, and Tim in the hallway. A frame of Cassandra and Duke on the nightstand.

A photo of the lot next to Jason at a literature festival. The bright smile of Stephanie is displayed in the sitting room. There’s a few of the woman, Selina Kyle, most them featuring her next to Bruce.

Barbara sports a proud beam next to a first place computer coding ribbon. Damian is nestled under Dick’s arm while Cass and Stephanie have their arms over the other. In another Tim is glaring as Barbara stretches him face into a smile while Jason and Duke can’t contain their laughter.

The one that always leaves a memory in guests’ heads is the dull colored photo of Alfred with his hand on the shoulder of a young Bruce. But by far the most extravagant is the giant portrait of every single one of them, hanging over the fireplace in the dinning hall.

But the largest, and what Bruce will always consider his favorite, guests (most that is) never get to see. It hangs deep in the batcave. It displays the proud, warm smiles of Batman, Catwoman, Nightwing, Oracle, Red Hood, Batgirl, Red Robin, Spoiler, Signal, Robin, Alfred, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Kirk and Francine Langstorm, Waylon Jones, and Riddler(in a very extravagant private investigator outfit).

#batfam #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #barbara gordon #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damain wayne #catwoman #selina kyle #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #poison ivy #pamela isley #killer croc #waylon jones #kirk langstrom #francine langstrom #the riddler #edward nygma #batman #batcat