#cause THEY ARE KENOUGH

[into-the-feniverse]

The League of Villains x Barbie 💝

#was still in a chibi mood SO have some lil LoV cuties #cause THEY ARE KENOUGH #(and also cause I really wanted some tiny stickers ngl) #mq art #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha #MHA #bnha fan art #MHA fan art #league of villains #paranormal liberation front #Dabi #Touya Todoroki #Himiko toga #spinner MHA #twice MHA #Tomura Shigaraki #Mr compress #also peep the new watermark 😗✌️ #side note all bnha stuff is gonna be posted to this blog instead of my main art blog

[bardandbear]

Look, I unapologetically love Raphael BG3 and I will forever be angry how he gets shafted for the plot (even if it is appropriately extra).

I want to ramble about why I love his ego though, because the way he acts hits different if you consider where it might come from. (Literally all the spoilers, obviously).

Raphael is just a cambion - half human, and therefore fallible, to the point that it's one of the first things your level 3 party comments on immediately after meeting him. The actual disrespect!

He's the son of Mephistopheles, who seems to be at best a very absent parent. Despite it being implied that Mephisto knows Raphael is plotting to try and take over the Hells, the most he does to stop it is sending him an incubus to distract him. None of the Archdevils show any other interest in stopping him at any point. There is a good chance that in the majority of playthroughs, the upstart heroes he's been trying to deal with will instead decide to just rob him blind instead of working with him - in no small part because they think they can.

Sure, he writes his own planar domination fanfiction, he's dramatic and ostentatious, but why? No one else takes him seriously. He's just a cambion. He's just Raphael. He has to be his own hype man because literally no one else will be. Mark my words, mans has an inferiority complex at the root of that ego. I, for one, respect the hustle.

#bg3 raphael #bg3 spoilers #bg3 meta #did I think i'd end up with kenough parallels when starting his character analysis? #no #i just have a lot of feelings about raph #he's a fascinating bastard #i both feel bad for him and think he deserves it #root cause of evil: not hugged enough as a child

[ghost-in-the-corner]

Okay. Okay I'll admit it:

I cried at Barbie.

And I have no shame.

#a man in a blockbuster shirt sat next to me in the theater #he made a really passove aggressive comment about how i was only there cause it was barbie #it felt great to flex my degree in film theory #anyway #more to come #barbie #barbie movie #margot robbie #ken #kenough #ryan gosling #greta gerwig #film #filmmaking #kate mackinnon #michael cera #america ferrera #simu liu #corner conversations

[squeakysauce]

He’s just Zen.

#Overwatch #zenyatta #barbie #barbie movie #i am kenough #went crazy with the watermarks cause i have plans for this..

[theblacktigrr]

Watching the hunger games with my friends who haven't read the books, and desperately trying to convey the horror of the mutts to them. They are not just big dogs! They are the other tributes, they look like them! They have human eyes!

Katniss stared into Rue's eyes as she died! Now those eyes are in a blood thirsty beast who is trying to kill her!

Maybe my imagination is just too good, but those things terrify the shit out of me, and they did not do them justice in the movie.

Still love the movie tho!

#peeta survived the first games cause hes just a lil guy #justice for rue #thresh was an icon #love the headcannon that foxface loved katniss #haymitch abernathy #haymitch is babygirl #effie's character growth is my absolute favorite #best portrayal of ptsd that ive read #hell yeah! traumatize the shit out of those kids #finnick odair is kenough #clove could stab me anytime #gale is a poopy pants tho #hate him

[gaminedyke]

and while i’m at it! i absolutely hate how some of you took the barbie movie and made it about ken. “omg i’m just like him i’m kenough social anxiety poor baby he didn’t belong omg guys kens song is so good” i am begging you to use your brain. i am BEGGING. did you all really look at the movie about WOMEN and still have an excuse to make it about men.

#this is by no means a comprehensive criticism of all the commentary on barbie (2023) #it’s just the few things about it that i saw #i am so Sick i am so sick of people taking things about women and making them about men #like yes barbie WAS about men. it was about gender and gender roles. but the issue here is that #you guys only looked at the men #and it makes me bang my head against the wall #and i’m still glaring at mattel for making a movie like this for corporate reasons. #haha it’s funny cause the ceo is a man well yeah the ceo is a man irl. #we’re poking fun at ourselves and we’re going to make money off kenough hoodies.

[hyperfixtatedmess]

“Like.. Bro… I don’t even know what id DO with five fingers”

“That’s jus….. so mnnnnyy”

#I got hit with the urge to draw #Never done the 2k12 dudes before but eh #Time for everything #He’s high as a kite and trying not to fly into the ceiling #Stoner Michelangelo #if you squint #He is kenough #tmnt michelangelo #He’s crying cause he doesn’t know what he’d do with 5 fingies #Wait till he finds out that’s ten total

[mceproductions]

Best of 2023 Music #1: Dua Lipa “Dance The Night”

On our final entry we get as what Barbie herself calls it a bespoke song with planned choreography in a blowout party.

The best overall entertainment moment of the year comes as we get a Barbie dance montage you would only see in an animated film of hers, only now it’s for real.

The cast getting down showing off the skills and mood that all of Mattel’s iconic property over 65 years can put into a perspective.

Pure fun and pleasing moments for all.

What gives this its gravitas is the ballad by Dua Lipa, as she gets the party mindset with a catchy jam that also keeps the mood despite the dour subtext in the bridge that would ironically play into the plot.

Simply enjoyable in an unexpectedly great moment.

Even montaging well with its counterpart.

But like with MindaRyn this really was a tossup. Only here the pure fun of the scene is what pushes this out in the street as we follow along with Stereotypical Barbie and company dancing the night away.

SUM 22: Dua Lipa keeps the party jumping with no hairs out of place via the best song of 2023. Bespoke songs are grooving.

#dance the night #dua lipa #this barbie meme #this Barbie is making a music video #barbie #barbie movie #greta gerwig #margot robbie #dance the night away #you can find me under the lights #bespoke #ryan gosling #Ken #i am kenough #best of 2023 music #1 #music #cause every romance #even when the tears are flowing like diamonds on my face #I’ll still keep the party running not one hair out of place #I can dance #Youtube #Spotify #michael cera #issa rae #simu liu #watch me dance #when my heart breaks #when my world shakes #I won’t play it safe

[juneloveletter]

adulting is too hard without positive reinforcement. i want my friends to stand outside my lecture room and say good job and give me little treats when i come outside

#day 26 of not going to class #wish i was a dog #cause treats #and compliments #cause i would be kenough #student #slave #hell is other people #they’re my classmates #emotionally drained #socially drained #financially drained #still alive cause im petty

[imwritesometimes]

<- this user and her mom cried during Barbie 💖💝🩷

#Barbie #it's true. the rumors are true. and I cried also cause I wished I could have seen it with my grandma ❤️ #she would have LOVED it omfg OMFG my grandpa would have had a fuzzy 'I'm KENough' sweatshirt 💯 omg she would have LOVED #erin explains it all

[fairyvtale]

I’ve been obsessed w the movie since seeing it! Could you write something for ryan gosling Ken! where reader (a Barbie lol) compliments him on something and he then start’s following her around like a puppy and she invites him over for a sleepover (Barbie’s never miss girls night but she’ll miss it for him) just fluff maybe some cuddles with Ken having his hair played w and some kisses I just need to give him some love thank you <3

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ you are Kenough

ryan gosling! ken x f! reader

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

IT was a pretty normal day in the barbieland. you were chilling at the beach with your best friend, — allan. it isn’t surprising that you spend almost every second with him; you didn’t expect that it was going to change anytime soon. right now, you and allan were "drinking" your colorful drinks with paper umbrellas as decorations. it was a beautiful day (to be honest, every day in barbieland was just perfect).

“hi barbie!” you heard ken calling your name as you just smiled at him and waved.

“hi ken!” you have always liked Ken; he was hilarious, and sometimes he could be really sweet. “i really like your outfit today, ken, it suits you.” you smiled nicely, being honest with him.

“thank you, barbie, you also look pretty” he said, and you only smiled shyly at his compliment. allan sent you a surprised look because he didn’t know that you would like Ken. maybe it was fear that he would lose you (of course it wasn’t true). but at the same time, you knew that he was supporting.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

barbie doesn’t knew that it was only the beginning.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

AFTER this situation, Ken started to be your shadow; he was in every place you were. he always wanted to make you happy with compliments and sweet gestures. other barbies also found it sweet because he was just the perfect ken for you.

today was girls night at the stereotypical barbie’s dream house. you loved them, and you always have the best time with all barbies. but today you wanted to spend time alone with ken, you loved sleepovers with allan, so why don't you do it with ken instead? you find Ken standing on the beach doing nothing, so you come to him and poke his arm to get his attention.

“hi barbie! how are you?” he asked as you smiled at him.

“i’m doing fine, thank you. i was wondering if you want to have a sleepover with me today?” you asked him, wishing that he would say ‘yes’.

“as a girlfriend and boyfriend?” he crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow. you nodded excitedly, and he instantly agreed.

“what will we do as a boyfriend and girlfriend?” ken asked you as you two walked to your house.

“we can hold hands, we can kiss our cheeks, and we can cuddle,” you answered as he smiled at you sweetly, grabbed your hand, and kissed your cheek as you smiled flatter.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

YOU two were at your house, sitting on your bed under the pink fluffy blanket. you knew that you skipped the girls' night, but you were happy to lay and cuddle with ken, and girls night was every night, so you could spend this one time doing something else.

you closed your eyes and placed your head on ken’s torso.

“i love to be your girlfriend, ken” you admitted with a shy smile.

“and i love to be your boyfriend, barbie” he said happily.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

it was so nice to write it, cause it’s just a fluff and ryan as a ken was incredible!

i hope you liked it!

#barbie #barbie movie #barbie x reader #ken x reader #ryan gosling #margot robbie #imagines #barbie 2023 #fluff #request #requests are open #f!reader

[wpdarlingpan]

hello! for the requests, how dark are you comfortable with writing? i wanted to request something barbie movie x reader with maybe kidnapping, noncon/dubcon, breeding, baby-trapping, idk something like that!

Their Love

Hey! Thank you so much for the request. I’ll probably only do kidnapping and a little sleeping kiss cause I’m not the most experienced on writing the other two so I hope you still like it!

Warnings: kidnapping and slight noncon (kiss while your sleeping)

Barbieworld (mainly Barbie and Ken) x Reader

You were from the real world and compared to Barbie world, it was terrible. It wasn’t pink buildings and clean beaches. For you, your reality was anything but. You lived on the streets of Los Angeles. Jumping from bench to bench if you were lucky or the occasional alley way. Your parents had kicked you out the day you turned 18. They had never wanted a child but didn’t want to deal with the legalities of abandonment so treating you as a maid until the day you turned 18 was their next best option.

Today you decided to go visit Venice Beach. It was full of people which meant blending in. At least it was supposed to.

Barbie and Ken had made their way into the real world to figure out her flat feet issue while Ken came to support his supposed “girlfriend”. They had rollerblades in neon rollerblades and flashy outfits, which in your opinion fit them well.

They were going the other direction of you so they didn’t notice how you stared after their retreating figures. A look of admiration sparkled in your usually dull eyes. It was nice, to see more people standing out from the typical style.

But as they were out of eyesight, they were out of mind. Just a brief passing thought as you figured you would never see the random strangers again.

Just to your unimaginable luck, you did.

Ken had made his way back to Barbieland to fill the Kens in on his understanding of patriarchy and horses. When he saw you. You hadn’t seen him yet, just gazing at the waves as they splashed against the shore. People running around with blinding smiles on their faces, surrounded by the people they love. A part of you wished for it but you didn’t even know how it felt.

Ken couldn’t look away, all the feelings of men being in charge went straight out the window as feelings of obsession began to blind his thoughts. He had begun to make his way over to you, his blonde ‘girlfriend’ briefly passed in his mind but he realized how he never truly loved her. He only thought he did because that was all he knew.

You didn’t notice as the blonde man sat down on the bench with you. Your legs pulled to your chest as if to protect yourself.

“Hi.”

You jumped slightly at the unexpected voice coming from your left. You looked on slightly stunned at the sight of one of the people from earlier.

“Hello.” You spoke shyly, you hadn’t had human interaction in awhile. After all the feelings of self doubt flooded your mind from your parents.

Ken couldn’t even speak right as he gazed at you with a look of love to the naked eye. But deep down the root of obsession was growing deep. Wrapping around his heart like a vine.

Once he knocked himself out of it, he was finally able to talk to you. Introducing himself, which you didn’t even find his name odd, after all you were never bought dolls as a child. It made him love you ever more. After all he could be himself. Not a Ken. Just Ken. He felt kenough. (Sorry I had to ;))

You talked for nearly a hour. You had grown comfortable in his presence which was usually hard to accomplish after being mistreated for so long. But a part of you just knew something felt right, and that feeling didn’t happen often.

He grabbed your hand and pulled you off the bench unexpectedly before rushing you guys towards the shops. You just let your new ‘friend’ drag you along because your naively trusted him. You also didn’t have much waiting for you back at the beach. He stopped at a stand that was selling traded in clothes, shoes, bikes, etc…

“What size rollerblade are you?” He question as he found a couple of rollerblades. They weren’t neon nor pink but they would make do until he could get you some in Barbieland.

“Uh rollerblade?”

“Yes. What size?”

“I don’t know I’ve never rollerbladed.”

Ken had a look of astonishment on his face before looking down are your shoe covered feet and took a estimation before grabbing a dark purple pair and running off. The shop manager yelling curses as you two left out of sight.

“What was that?!” You yelled nervously. You couldn’t afford to be arrested. Ken looked calm as ever as he led you to a bench and traded out your shoes for the blades. Once he finished he put his on and helped you stand up.

“What are we even doing Ken?”

“We are going back to Barbieland.” You looked at him in disbelief as if he would suddenly break out laughing but the urge to get you there before you could leave him was overwhelming.

You wanted to protest but the idea of falling and possibly injuring yourself with zero hope of medical insurance, you didn’t have many options. He led you off into a little area where suddenly you weren’t rollerblading. You were on a snowmobile. Then a bike. A rocket ship. A motor home where he had made you both s’mores. Well plastic ones but the flavor still melted onto your tongue and your stomach felt almost sick after two of the treats. Then finally a boat and a car. You saw the giant sign approaching, not realizing this would be the last time you would see this sign. After all, you weren’t leaving anytime soon.

Meanwhile after Barbie had fled from Mattel with Gloria and Sasha they were just about to approach the beach.

Ken didn’t exactly know where to bring you. But as he drove you into town he saw the way everyone’s eyes lingered after the car. More specifically after you. You were silent most of the trip but couldn’t help letting out silent awe’s at the world around you. Followed by a self-conscious feeling. After all you were not the most put together person and all of these people don’t have a hair out of place.

Ken brought you to Barbies Dreamhouse and told you to wait as he opened the door for you like a gentlemen. He never even did it before, but the thoughts came naturally.

“Wow.” You said quietly as he led you into the house and up the stairs. It was the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen. But a part of you was waiting for the other shoe to drop. Like going back to LA.

“I’ll bring you some clothes if you want to go to the shower. Not saying you look dirty or anything I just thought-“ he was cut off by your giggle as he looked at you with embarrassment.

“It’s okay Ken. I would really like to freshen up. Are you sure it’s okay?”

“Of course!” He forgot all about his rant as he ran to go get clothes and you quickly hopped into the shower before he could return. No water came out of the shower head like you expected but you were getting clean nonetheless.

Meanwhile Ken picked out one of his favorite outfits and set it near the shower. The urge to look was overruled by his feeling of protection over the innocent person.

Barbie and the two humans weren’t faced with the volleyball court of boys and female cheerleaders. It was all the same as when she left. She gladly pointed everything out and talked about the amazing world and she was able to back it up with the wonderful sights. They were even able to see the President.

Pulling up to her dreamhouse she saw another car outside which was presumably Ken’s. She held back a sigh before getting out of the car. She led the women in behind her. But what she wasn’t expecting was to see another human standing beside Ken. Barbie noticed they were wearing her clothes but didn’t mind all that much after seeing how they looked on you. Kens arm wrapped around your waist in case of a bad reaction but Barbies eyes gained a similar look as Kens earlier. The feeling of obsession and love competing with one another before mixing into one.

They shared a look of understanding which didn’t go unnoticed to Gloria and Sasha, after all they were quite adverse in the real world.

The three humans had no idea that you would never be leaving Barbieworld again.

But then again… what did you have to lose?

Barbie set up Gloria and Sasha with a house a few away from hers. It was a discontinued house so nobody was currently living in it. She left them to settle in for the next few days, or shorter depending on how long she could stand having a distraction from you. After all she began to feel her heels lift whenever she saw you.

Barbie and Ken talked with you for a few hours, answering all your questions without any distain until it began to grow late. They promised to answer more of your questions tomorrow. Secretly happy they had a reason to cut you off as they felt the question of leaving approaching. Barbie got you some pajamas and before you knew it the there of you were laying in a heart shaped bed. One of the dolls on either side or you.

They both had a arm wrapped around you, leaning you feeling trapped but as you laid there the feeling of being trapped faded into safety.

Once you fell asleep the blondes placed a loving kiss on your lips, just lightly enough not to wake you up even though they could only wish for now to feel it be reciprocated as nature feelings blossomed.

Everyone in Barbieland questioned who you were after you had left with Ken, soon followed by staying with Barbie. But they couldn’t feel themselves being opposed to it, after all you looked so adorable!

So I guess your there to stay huh?

#barbie x reader #barbie 2023 #barbie #greta gerwig #ryan gosling #ken x reader #Yandere #obsession #kidnapping #barbieland #margot robbie

[midnightr0in]

WANTING WAS KENOUGH, FOR ME IT WAS KENOUGH. TO LIVE FOR THE HORSE OF IT ALL. KENCEL PLANS JUST INCASE BARBIE’D CALL AND SAY MEET ME BEHIND THE MOJO DOJO CASA HOUSE. SO MUCH FOR CASUAL NO COMMITMENT GIRLFRIEND. SAYING US CAUSE YOU WERENT MIIINNEE TO LOSEE (YOU WERENT MINE TO LOSE OH) BUT I CAN SEE US LOST IN BARBIELAND

#taylor swift #fearless #lover #red #speaknow #debut #erazona #midnights #greta gerwig #kate mckinnon #weird barbie #folklore #august #ken #ryan gosling #margot robbie #the barbie movie #barbie #issa rae #pink #lizzo #swiftie #taylornation #swifties #i’m just ken #barbenheimer

[missmielyhoran]

My Harry's if you asked them to dress up for Barbie Movie

Ceo!Harry

He would totally deny it at first, standing his high mighty ground (also cause he's a wuss and scared of feelings). He's totally on if you want to stay at home and watch a movie, but going to movie theater is too much for him. He will also give the excuse of "What if someone sees us?" But as soon as your face would fall and you would decide to go ask someone else, he would be there with tickets dressed in a pink suit with a matching pink dress for you.

Dbf! Gangleader! Harry

Sitting in between loads of people could be dangerous, so he would book the whole theater as soon as the words would leave your lips. Although getting him into a pink outfit could be a hassel just cause he loves to annoy you but he would wear it.

Also he would fuck you senseless in there for sure.

Youtuber!Harry

He would be the one suggesting to go watch the movie. He's like a toddler high on sugar jumping around all excited, asking you every 5 minutes if you're ready or not. He would buy you crazy amounts of snacks. He would also cry his eyes out, and you would film everything, and he would have this adorable pout when he realizes you're filming him.

Brother's best friend!Harry

He would be a whiny ass typical teenage boy. Him and your brother would be planning to watch Oppenheimer but would agree to watch both. He definitely didn't cry (according to him) and his eyes were just watering from the light of screen.

He would also buy a Kenough hoodie as fast as he could.

#harry styles #harry styles x reader #harry styles fluff #harry styles smut #harry styles angst #harry styles writing #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles fanfic #harry styles one shot #harry styles x y/n #my harrys #angst harry #harry angst

[imiwrites]

BESTIE you want ken fic ideas I got Ken fic ideas-

SPOILERS BTW

I need a 'Reader is sick and Ken takes care of you' fic so BAD!!! Something about golden retriever man being good husband material makes me FOAM AT THE MOUTH

Like we all agree he's lon a super good journey of self-discovery after the end of the movie. And that's super healthy!!! He deserves to figure who he is as a person and not just an accessory 🥺 But in doing so, he becomes extremely compassionate towards other Barbies and Kens too! So just the idea of Ken running around, being the friendly neighbor type, doing errands and whatnot because he discovers he likes helping people, and maybe he even runs errands for the reader!! Like if the reader is super swamped with her profession (what ever it may be) and Ken starts getting her groceries, and he polished her car, and cleans up her home. Like REAL malewife material.

And perhaps that causes a really sweet bond to form, and that's why when she ends up getting sick, Ken is the one to swoop in. His job at beach can wait, for he has a very big task at hand: taking care of his favorite Barbie Girl ever and making sure she feels better in no time 🥺 bonus points if it's rare that anyone gets sick in Barbie Land, so he's super worried 😭

Feel free to ignore this but if you don't, thank you for the fic in advance!! 🩷

Bed Rest

Ken x Fem!Reader

barie spoilers below the cut!!!!

Sypnosis: After Stereotypical Barbie left Barbieland, Ken decided to figure out who he was. Helping people was one of his new favourite things, and when a certain Barbie falls sick, Ken drops everything to be there for her.

Word Count: 1.4k

Warnings: Descriptions of fainting, not proofread, FLUFF

A/N: This is my first time writing on Tumblr and I lowkey have no clue how it works but it's fine!!! Anyway I hope you enjoy, I haven't written fanfiction in a while so I hope it's alright! I'll get to the other requests tomorrow <3

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It took Ken some time to realise that he was enough, or ‘Kenough’, as he’d put it. After Barbie had left Barbieland, it took him a while to feel himself again. But with it came a lot of realisations. He realised that doing beach was a lot easier when his mind wasn’t focused on Barbie, and he was able to talk to people he wouldn’t usually notice. It was a nice change, Ken had to admit.

He also realised how much he enjoyed being around other Barbies and Kens, whether it would be at a big blowout party, or cheering on the Barbies as they played volleyball. Friendship was another fairly new thing to Ken. While he’d known everyone for almost his entire existence, he realised he never really knew them. Being able to understand and relate to his fellow Barbies and Kens was an experience he never thought he would have. Without his focus on Barbie, he found that being able to lend a hand to a friend was also another thing he was quite good at. And often, it came with a small reward, which always kept a smile on Ken’s face. 

He’s constantly seen helping out his friends. Whether it be fixing Lawyer Barbie’s car, or helping another Ken’s beach, he always enjoyed being able to lend a hand to a friend. It was always left him with a bubbly feeling in his stomach, and a grin permanently stuck on his face. Who knew helping a friend would be so enjoyable?

He also enjoyed lending a hand to Chef Barbie. She had the sweetest smile, and after every task he helped her with, he would get a reward in the form of food. And company. Ken appreciated the company more than the food, not that he would ever admit this out loud to Barbie. Sure, the pastries were downright delicious, but nothing could replace the soft-sound laugh she let out at his jokes, or the look of anticipation on her face when he was telling her a story. 

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“Thanks Ken!” Barbie waved from the window of her Dreamhouse, watching as Ken held two bags of groceries out, undoubtedly for a new recipe she wanted to try out. 

“It’s not a problem, Barbie. I’m happy to help.” A shy smile graced his lips as he placed the groceries down on her kitchen bench. He’d turned to leave, when the call from Barbie stopped him.

“Why don’t you stay here while I cook, I feel like I haven’t seen you in a while.”

Ken was suppressing a smile, “I don’t know, there might be some more people to help out.” It was a lie. There was no one else to help. Ken was going to stay regardless.

“Oh, sit you,” Barbie giggled, pulling out a chair, “You’ll be helping me by keeping me company. And being my taste tester, of course.” 

Ken paused, as if to think about it, but the both of them knew he was going to stay. “Seeing as you really need me, it would be impolite for me to go now,” Ken explained, as he walked towards the pulled-out chair, completely mesmerised by Barbie as she started combining ingredients in a mixing bowl. A strong smell of chocolate filled the room, and Ken let out a soft hum of delight.

“Smells good?” Barbie turned around, smiling, and Ken nodded his head eagerly. 

“Always does. What exactly are you making?”

Barbie hummed, turning back around to place the mixture onto a tray. “It’s a surprise, but it’s going to taste amazing, I promise.”

“I’m sure it will, I mean it already smells so good.” Ken stood up from his chair, making his way to the kitchen. “D’you want me to wash those dishes for you? Get it out of your way?” 

“If you’d like to, that would be perfect. Thanks Ken!” Barbie beamed, sliding the dish into the oven. 

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“Woah! Barbie, I know I say this everytime, but this is most definitely the best thing you’ve made so far!” Ken said, in between bites of what Barbie had called a ‘Brownkie’, the perfect mix between a brownie and a cookie. 

Barbie giggled, “Thanks Ken, I’m glad to know it tastes good. I’m going to bring it to Barbie’s blowout tonight, think they’d enjoy it?” Once a week, President Barbie would host a blowout with all the other Barbies. After some discussion, it was agreed that a party every night was too much, and only holding a party once a week allowed for more excitement. 

“Oh they’d more than enjoy it, trust me!” Ken exclaimed. “I don’t know how you do it, everything you cook is always just perfect.”

Barbie shrugs. “Lots of practice.” She pauses, looking away before looking back at him. “Hey Ken?”

“Yeah?”

Barbie looked down at her hands, then looked back at him. “Do you think you’d wanna come to Barbie’s blowout with me?” 

Ken’s eyes widened. Whatever he thought she was going to say, it most certainly wasn’t that. “I- uhh, yeah of course!” Identical grins appeared on their faces. 

“So, I’ll see you there tonight?” Barbie asked, and Ken nodded vigorously. 

“Thank you for the Brownkie, I gotta get ready, but I’ll see you there!” 

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As she was getting ready, Barbie could feel a small pounding in her head. It hurt. She was unsure what it was, she’d never felt something like that before. She shook her head, pushing it out of her mind. It was President Barbie’s blowout, she couldn’t be thinking of silly things like that.

She walked towards the kitchen, grabbing the platter of goodies she’d made earlier, including the Brownkies that Ken had enjoyed. The pounding had only gotten worse as she continued to get ready. She tried to ignore it, she really did, but the more she focused on ignoring the pain, it had just gotten worse. Barbie clutched her head as she walked, the platter precariously balanced on her free arm. 

The sound of music filled her ears, but only made her head pain worse. What was this thing, and why did it have to come now? And why was the room spinning?

“Barbie!” She heard Ken call out, but she couldn’t quite place him. She felt… strange. She was almost positive she was standing still, but it felt like she’d was moving really fast. The lights hurt the pounding in her head, but the music had gotten quieter. She heard a faraway clang, and she looked to her arm, the tray of baked goods gone. Barbie could hear Ken calling her name, and she swore he was standing in front of her, but she couldn’t quite make it out. 

“Ken?” she whispered, a chill spreading throughout her body. She felt someone touch her arms, but it was too late. Barbie had collapsed into Ken’s arms.

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“Someone help!” Ken called out. He was stressed, which is something he should not be feeling. In fact, he was here for a stress free night with all the other Barbies and Kens, but of course, something like this had to happen. 

Barbie’s eyes fluttered open, and Ken let out a gasp of relief. 

“What happened?” her voice was soft. 

“I-I’m not sure, you looked really funny, a-and I was in front of you and it was like you couldn’t see me and then you just fell.”

Doctor Barbie came around the corner, assessing Chef Barbie. “I’ve never seen anything like this before. But from what I’ve learnt, it should be nothing. Just take it easy for a few days, and you’ll be fine.” Ken grinned, feeling relieved.

“Let me take you home. I’ll take care of you for the next few days.”

“Ken, you don’t have to do that, I’ll be fine, don’t worry.” Barbie smiled gratefully.

“Are you joking? I’m worrying a lot! Doctor Barbie just said she hasn’t seen anything like this! Barbies don’t get sick! I’m staying with you, and you aren’t leaving your bed until you get better!” 

“Ken, what about beach?” Barbie tilted her head. She knew how much he loved his job. 

“Beach is the last thing on my mind right now, I need to make sure you’re okay.” Ken smiled as he stood up, holding Barbie in his arms. 

“You know, I’m quite sure I’d be fine walking.” Barbie whispered, hiding her face in his neck out of embarrassment.

“Are you joking? I’m not taking that risk. Just relax, I’m taking care of you, and I’m sure you’ll be better in no time.”

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Weird Barbie (Kate McKinnon) headcanons

After the patriarchy era, Weird Barbie is a welcome guest into Barbieland. She is the one person any Barbie or Ken go to if they have an existential crisis or need words of advice.

Weird Barbie has a secret - she used to have a identical twin sister named Musician Barbie. She and her sister used to attend band class together. They had dreams of becoming famous musical artists who got to perform to worlds in the great beyond. But Weird Barbie was played with for too long and as a result, became broken beyond repair. This caused a massive strain to their relationship as Musician Barbie was disgusted by her new appearance and abandoned her in favour of pursuing her own musical career.

Weird Barbie became an outcast. She relied on humour and her snarky tongue to keep her sanity alive. Due to being played with for too long, Weird Barbie can see into the universe and focuses most of her energy on observing humanity. This helps her identify if there is a crack between Barbieland and the Real World that is keeping the worlds butting heads. This makes her a very wise figure in Barbieland.

Weird Barbie has no filter and follows the beat of her own drum. She doesn't care about what other people think of her and embraces her differences as a part of her.

She has a flute secretly stashed away in her house that she plays with in the mornings to prepare herself for the rest of the day. Weird Barbie has an exquisite skill with the instrument, but she knows those days of success are way behind her now.

Her house is used as a sanctuary where all of the discontinued dolls can find a place of belonging and refuge. She considers them her family, especially Allan, who reminds her of a little brother.

She is bisexual, as she tends to playfully flirt with both female and male dolls.

She is a member of the Barbie supreme court as she votes on significant topics like equality for all discontinued dolls.

Everyone asks for Weird Barbie's help when Ken is struggling from depression as she drags him along to therapy sessions at her house. Weird Barbie becomes a vital mentor figure in Ken's life as she inspires him to find happiness in himself and self worth without Barbie.

She serves as a therapeutic figure for Ken and Allan as they vent all of her problems to her. She is the best one for giving advice.

Weird Barbie is a bit of a matchmaker when it comes to others finding love in Barbieland. She offers Allan advice when he talks about his crush on Ken or when Ken is discovering his pansexuality. She sets up the date between them that begins their romantic relationship.

She invites Ken into the discontinued doll family as he is welcomed in with open arms. Weird Barbie loves Ken like a brother and is a champion for Ken and Allan's relationship.

She used to have a obsessive crush on Ken, but has since grown out of it as she saw how much of a better person he became. He would never see her that way and she is very accepting of that.

She is the one who created the I Am Kenough hoodie and gave it to Ken as a healing gift after the fallout of the patriarchy era and being rejected by Barbie. Other Kens ask her to give them their own jumpers as they are jealous of Stereotypical Ken having one and want to know how to make one of their own. But Weird Barbie refuses to reveal the details as she isn't one to spill secrets 😏. The jumper is for Ken and Ken only.

Weird Barbie's owner is actually Gloria as she was the one as a kid, who turned her into the messed up doll she is today. This is why she was able to see her as the catalyst of Barbie's existential crisis because she was once her doll. That's why Gloria recognised her when she first went to Barbieland.

Weird Barbie may seem like a weirdo outcast, but she is a wise and fun figure who doesn't take shit from anyone. She knows more about the Barbies and Kens and the world they live in than they do themselves and offers to give them guidance. She serves as the local therapist for everyone in Barbieland. She moves at the beat of her own drum and she doesn't let the tragedy of her past get to her. She finds belonging in her eccentric yet unloved discontinued doll family and she doesn't think she'll be the person she is without them. She'll always be there to help those in need because in Weird Barbie's world, there is always light at the end of the tunnel.

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