Man, words can barely express the joy I have at this show. It combines some of my favorite things. It’s an anime inspired Superman show with a biblically accurate Clark Kent, a fun cast and the kind of changes that give a fresh take without sacrificing character. I know we are only 2 episodes in but I am already down bad. Anyway enjoy this edit I made for Clark 🥰🥰
In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.
All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.
It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.
I feel like Gothamites and Metropolis peeps would have the wildest, juiciest beef on Twitter. That shit is seasoned, spicy, cooked just RIGHT, -
" yeah sure Metropolis is almost crime free but Superman is literally so lame. He just saves your weak ass cat from a tree (why? It's a cat.) Probably says shit like " haha, now THAT was dangerous, huh?" and dips. I asked batman if he wanted to chill at Bat Burger after he gave the Joker brain damage and he was like, bet.''
" Gothamites can't say shit about Superman. Superman literally takes the time out of his day to help old ladies cross the street. I feel like If he caught me shoplifting Batman would punch me in the face and call me slurs"
And Bruce, from his official Batman account, retweets that with "I wouldn't. I'm not a police officer" and logs off