Does everyone have that fanfiction you only write when you are bored in class or is it just me?
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As someone who’s living with a middle school social studies teacher, all the posts along the lines of “why did we never learn about this historical event in school” just make me go “because your teacher was supposed to cover all of US history in one year, and they didn’t get to the Revolutionary War until Halloween because they were urged to slow down the progression of the lessons because a more senior teacher was running behind, and they didn’t get to the Civil War until Valentine’s Day because the school kept scheduling every special event during social studies because there’s no end-of-grade testing for that subject, and they didn’t get to WWI until May because they were sick for a few days and the substitute couldn’t do much more than babysit, and now they’re having to do the entire Cold War in two days, so that’s why you didn’t hear about the lesbian inventor of the circus peanut. They would have loved to tell you about the lesbian inventor of the circus peanut!”
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nagi is not really aware of his big dick, not like he cares, a penis is a penis he said, but my god, this dude is hung.
like i said he is not really aware, but not until you’re on top of him, and struggling to fit him inside you, “‘s too big sei—-aahh” you probably said this for a hundred times now, “you can take it, a little more, angel”
“so tight around me—hah” he threw his head back to the pillow while he kept his hands on your hips to guide you down “i guess im just too big for this pussy, angel” he is keeping himself from thrusting up to you as you’re clearly still struggling to ride him, he shuts his eyes when he felt you clenched around his dick “aahh…” het let out a breathy moan.
he can’t take this, he is trying his best to stop himself to just pick you and and fuck you while standing and thrust in you in a animalistic pace.
he snapped our of his thoughts when he felt your wet cunt rest on his lower stomach “i did it sei, i bottomed out” you flop on his chest and stayed like that, “hmm you did well, let me do the work, yeah?” nagi gave your head a pat.
“hold on to my shoulders angel, g’nna fuck you hard now”
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Canon GO things that are important & should be talked abt more
- crowley miracles his clothes on so he never actually wears clothes
- aziraphale just causally has a gun in his bookshop what the hell is up w that
- Crowleys favorite TV show is the golden girls
- Literally everyone who meets azi immediately assumes that he is gay and british.
- Anathema just legit assumed that crowley and aziraphale were a couple.
- Aziraphale is a doctor who fan??? This guy is a nerd lmfao
- Crowleys favorite animal is kids. What does that even mean Mr. Gaiman
- Azi calls crowley “my dear” and this is very important to me
- Shadwell thought that azi was a russian spy ???
- Crowley slept for an ENTIRE CENTURY.
- Azis tax reports are so incredibly accurate that the authorities got suspicious.
- the apology dance exists and idfk what to do with that information
- When crowley told az that he changed his name, az asked if he changed it to asmodeus. The demon of lust. Dude.
- Crowley doesnt blink a lot, and he has a tendency to hiss. And can do weird things with his tounge.
- The. The discreet gentlemans club that aziraphale joined was an actual club. And it was a gay club. He learned to gavotte at a gay club.
- early versions of the gavotte involved kissing- bro???
- AZ STARTS HIS JOURNAL ENTRIES WITH “DEAR DIARY” BRO I LOVE HIM HES SO DUMB
- THYE LIKE HOLDING HANDSSS
- Crowleh invented game shows
- CROWLEY IS A HOZIER FAN???
- Az likes abba and death cab for cutie (ofc he does)
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>checking jstor workspace
>theres a folder called "just for fun :)"
>i dont remember making this ?
>whats in it
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Thinking about having a pretty naked puppyboy wearing nothing but a collar and leash cockwarming me under my desk while I’m in an online class.
Absentmindedly petting a hand through his hair and listening to his little involuntary noises. If he gets impatient and starts to lick or suck, then tangling my fingers at the nape of his neck and pulling until he whines. Closing my thighs around his head to shut him up if I have to unmute.
When class is over, if he’s been good, I’ll finally let him suck me off until I cum all over his pretty begging face. And if he’s been really good, I might pull him up onto my lap and make him hump my leg until he cums, shaking and whining like the little puppywhore that he is.
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this blog is fucking amazing. absolutely love it man. this is the most incredible gimmick blog i've ever seen i think. like holy shit. this fucking rocks dude. so many neat critters and so many. tumbler posts. fuck yeah. it's so neat to me that this is an idea someone had. and like you're just doing this huh. neat as fuck.
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