No energy for anything new (school is hell lol) so take this old entry for Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day.
Yes that is a basketball shaped bong.
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Red Robin: Torture me all you want, I won't tell you anything!
Dr. Danny Fenton, Gotham rogue: Oh, I don't want you to tell me anything... I want you to beg, I want you to whimper... I want you to sing. I don't want to talk; I want to hurt you and I want to enjoy it.
Red Robin: Well, it's going to take a lot to get me there!
Danny: Oh, I hope so. I can't wait to hear you scream-
Ellie: Um, hey boss?
Danny: Ah- What? What is it, we're a little busy here!
Ellie: Yeah, I can see, it's just... I had a question?
Danny: Oh, for Christ's sake, what is it, Ellie?
Ellie: Well, the goons and I have been talking and we were just wondering... When are you two going to fuck?
Danny:...What?
Red Robin: Yeah, what?
Ellie: Like, I get that this is a torture session and all, but... it kinda sounds like ya'll are gonna bone or something.
Danny: This is my archenemy, what the fuck, Ellie!
Ellie: This isn't like a enemies slash lovers thing because like, I'm down for it if you are-
Danny: Get the fuck out of here, Ellie! I'm busy, don't ever interrupt me again!
Ellie: Alright, I'm going, I'm going!
Danny: Jesus, Ellie... They almost caught us this time.
Red Robin: Well, that was close.
Danny: Do you just want to make out now?
Red Robin: Yeah.
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i am going to fuck that weird man. yes i am asexual. my vision is beyond your understanding
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femme lesbians who use he/him pronouns are literally so fucking cool like. people always try to explain he/him lesbians by saying “well it’s like butches cuz they’re masculine” and don’t get me wrong: he/him butch lesbians have my heart but he/him femme lesbians are literally just as real and valid and if you truly want to learn to believe that pronouns truly do not equal gender, then you’re going to have to stop thinking that “he/him lesbian = butch lesbian” because then you’re just trying to say that lesbians can use he/him if they’re masc enough but im here to tell you: literally any lesbian can use he/him pronouns. you can be the femmest of femmes and still use exclusively he/him pronouns and literally none of that invalidates anything about you.
so long story short: he/him femmes, especially femmes who exclusively use he/him, are literally to die for. i fucking love you <333
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