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olvaheiner · 7 months

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The Beekeeper (2024)

#The Beekeeper #David Ayer #cinema #Jason Statham #badass #action #yakayo #olvagif #2024

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james-stark-the-writer · 10 days

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oh lord, alright, it's time. now seated for Suicide Squad (2016). watching the extended edition in hopes it's marginally better than the reputation of the theatrical cut (which btw i saw in 2016 and remember kinda enjoying, but it might've just been the pretty colors). anyway, let's fucking do this. just get through this and the next movie after it and we can have fun again for at least 3 movies watching Aquaman, Shazam! and the best movie DC has made.

also, despite all the ways WB fucked this movie, David Ayer is the only person besides James Gunn who has the sole credits for directing and writing a DCEU movie. every other movie has some collaborator but both the fucking Suicide Squad movies have no other writing or directing credits than Ayer and Gunn respectively.

#james talks #james watches stuff #suicide squad #suicide squad (2016)#suicide squad 2016 #David Ayer's Suicide Squad #david ayer #dceu

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mndvx · 9 months

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DavidAyerMovies Masks

#suicide squad #david ayer #katana #tatsu yamashiro #karen fukuhara #dceu

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pedroam-bang · 8 months

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Fury (2014)

“Best job I ever had” ~ “War never ends quietly”

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darlingshane · 8 months

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Jon Bernthal & David Ayer

#jon bernthal #david ayer #real ones #photo edits #darlingedits #we need the ayer cut #full ep is on youtube #go watch

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lacontroller1991 · 1 year

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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (Rick Flag x F!Reader)

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Warnings: none, just pure fluff

Original Idea by @neon-supernova and in honor of it being December I decided to post this on the first to set off a month of festive fics (and others)

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Rick lets out a giggle as you hush him, nervously looking around the downstairs of your house. If your kids saw their dad as Santa Claus, it would ruin Christmas for them, and you are not about to let your big goof of a husband ruin it for them. “You gotta be quiet honey.”

“Don’t worry, darlin’. Quiet is my middle name.” You roll your eyes at your husband before returning to your task of laying down a light dusting of powdered sugar by the fireplace and leaving a trail towards the tree while Rick rocks on his heels, wearing a full Santa outfit, pot belly and beard included, though Santa probably wouldn’t have a wide shoulder frame, let alone be 6’2.

“Ok, so you’re going to step one by one and make a trail leading towards the Christmas tree, then you’re going to have to take a sip or two of milk and eat some of the cookies.” Rick goes from mockingly saluting you to falling pale in an instance, the thought of eating his kids’ cookies already upsetting his stomach. It’s not that they taste bad, as a matter of fact the dough tasted rather good, it’s the fact that you and your kids forgot to set an alarm and then got distracted with making decorations that the cookies burnt in the oven and if it wasn’t for Rick’s attentiveness, they probably would’ve burnt the house down. “They’re not gonna be that bad, chill out.”

“I don’t know, baby, they look like lumps of coal that Santa would give to a person who’s been naughty.” He jokes, moving toward the fireplace and stepping in the powdered sugar, looking down at his feet. “Is this good enough?”

“Yes Mr. Claus.” Rick offers you a smirk as he takes one step at a time, making sure to leave visible boot prints in the faux snow as he makes his way over to the lit tree with seemingly endless presents underneath. If there is one thing for certain, it’s the fact that Rick loves to spoil his kids. Coming to a stop in front of the tree, he looks at the cookies before looking back to you, a look of despair on his face as you stifle a laugh, unaware of a pair of eyes watching the interaction. “Go ahead, Santa, eat the cookies those sweet kids made for you.”

Rick visibly gulps and picks up one cookie in his gloved hand, inspecting it through cut out glasses before dipping it into the milk and taking a big bite, grimacing at the taste of burnt sugar before swallowing. If he’s being honest, he’s had worse. “Is that good enough?”

“Mmhmm, would you like your Christmas present now, or later?” Your arms wrap around his expanded torso, looking up at the former colonel with love as he adjusts his gray beard, impure thoughts running through his head.

“Depends, is it a naughty gift or a nice gift?”

“A nice gift.” You release one arm and reach behind you, pulling out two sticks as Rick’s eyes widen, glowing a soft gold from the light of the Christmas tree.

“Are you?”

“It’s not confirmed yet. I have a doc appointment on Wednesday, but according to this, yeah, I am.” Rick doesn’t hesitate to lift you into his arms and spin you around as you laugh in joy. When you and Rick had started dating and eventually got serious, you knew he always wanted a big family and now that he has time for it, you’re more than willing to give it to him.

“Oh sweetheart, this is the best Christmas gift ever.” Rick sets you down and drags you into him, pressing a soft but passionate kiss to your lips as you melt into him, a soft gasp causing you to break away and look to the stairs where a pair of feet can be seen running up the steps as you mentally curse yourself. You should have known John would be sneaking around, but Rick’s lips on your forehead stirs you from your thoughts.

“Hey, it’s okay. As far as he knows, I‘m just Santa. Now how about we get to bed? What says you, Mrs. Claus?”

“I think that sounds good. I love you, Rick.”

“I love you too, honey.”

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The next morning you wake up at the first peep of light through your bedroom window, only to see John standing at the foot of your bed, a stuffed animal in his hand and in his dinosaur Christmas pajamas.

“Hey baby, what are you doing up?” He doesn’t answer you, instead, he rushes over to Rick’s side of the bed and climbs on top of his dad, waking the retired soldier.

“Hey buddy, what are you doing up?” Comes Rick’s tired question, reaching up to rub the sleep out of his eyes. Judging by how dark it is still in the room, he probably guesses it's around 6 am.

“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.”

“Is that so?” John nods, clutching his rhino stuffie to his chest as Rick looks over to you with a knowing smile, one which you return. “Well, mommy was probably just thanking Mr. Claus for bringing you and Sophie all those cool gifts,” Rick sits up and tickles John’s side as the kid collapses into heaps of giggles in Rick’s lap, curling into his father as you roll out of bed and put on your robe, a soft smile forming on your face before heading toward the door.

“Okay you two, let’s go wake your sister and go open those presents and drink some hot chocolate. How does that sound?” John simply nods his head before bolting out the door and into his sister’s room, most likely bouncing on the bed as Rick stretches out while you raise an eyebrow at him. “You almost blew it.”

“Relax, will ya? Go set Sophie and John down by the tree and I’ll make us some coffee and them some hot chocolate.”

“Alrighty and Rick?”

“Hmm?”

“Thank you.”

“For what?”

“For sucking up and doing the whole Santa Claus get up.” Rick chuckles before making his way over to you, pulling you into his arms and pressing a soft kiss to your lips.

“No, I should be thanking you. You’ve given me a family and it’s something I never thought I would have until I met you, so thank you.” And maybe it’s your pregnancy hormones, but the genuinity of his words has tears welling in your eyes.

“I love you so so much.”

“I love you too.”

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skeletonfumes · 3 months

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The Beekeeper (2024) David Ayer

#the beekeeper #david ayer #megan le #mygifs #gif #filmedit #bfg

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mikethemovieguy · 5 months

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New Poster: #THEBEEKEEPER starring Jason Statham and directed by David Ayer - See it in IMAX January 12.

#the beekeeper #movies #poster #jason statham #david ayer

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omercifulheaves · 2 months

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The Beekeeper (2024)

This movie is the story of an ex-black ops Jason Voorhees who kills his way through phishing scammers and corporate mercs to avenge Claire Huxtable, a rampage that culminates in him launching a one man January 6th on Mar-a-Lago to get at their boss, who is revealed to be Hunter Biden, son of Hillary Clinton. All the while Statham speaks of bees with an almost monastic reverence, frequently gets ambushed by goons who look like they came straight from Gotham City and maims Jordan Belfort wannabes while they try to buy him off with NFTs.

All that and a dude gets cut in half with an elevator.

Absolutely deranged. A comedy masterpiece. Five stars.

#movies #posters #the beekeeper #jason statham #kurt wimmer #david ayer

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brokehorrorfan · 2 months

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The Beekeeper will be released on 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray, and DVD on April 23 via Warner Bros. Directed by David Ayer (Suicide Squad, Fury), the 2024 action thriller is currently available on PVOD.

Jason Statham stars with Emmy Raver-Lampman, Josh Hutcherson, Bobby Naderi, Phylicia Rashad, Jemma Redgrave, and Jeremy Irons. Kurt Wimmer (Equilibrium, Salt) penned the script.

The Beekeeper is presented in 4K with HDR and Dolby Atmos audio. No special features are included.

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One man's brutal campaign for vengeance takes on national stakes after he is revealed to be a former operative of a powerful and clandestine organization known as "Beekeepers."

Pre-order The Beekeeper.

#the beekeeper #david ayer #jason statham #emmy raver lampman #josh hutcherson #jeremy irons #kurt wimmer #dvd #gift #bobby naderi #phylicia rashad #jemma redgrave #warner bros #action #action thriller #Youtube

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machetelanding · 2 years

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