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conan-hearts-u · 3 months

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Pink Ice🌺

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Summary:Sanzu x reader fluff. Your boyfriend wants to go ice skating but you dont know how to skate

a/n:got this idea randomly while i was ice skating. I got distracted by this and i jsut noticed school is about to start

w/c:500+

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"Huh? Skating as in ice skating?" You askedclearly kinda nervous.

"Yeah Ice skating we could go on a date" He responded as he continued doing his homework "I know this one place that i used to go to with Senju"

"We still have to finish our homework " You sighed And i dont know how to skate

"I mean im almost done and you can do it on the weekend " Sanzu said smilling at you with his scars on his cheeks "And we havent went out on a date in a looong time" he put his hand on your cheek

"But I dont have skates."You sighed "And my mom would kill me if i didnt do my homework now" you added

"You can borrow skates from there and please please please y/n" he started begging and pulling your arm

God.. this guy is suppoused to be the scary delinquent boy "Ok ok. I give up." you chuckled "Alright lets go"

When you arive there are a lot of people. You walk up to the counter where the borrow skates. You pick your size and go over next to Sanzu who was tying his sktes laces. You sit down and start putting on the skates.

"Ugh these are hard to tie " you complain struggling to tie the laces

"C`mon Y/n they arent that hard to tie!" he went over to the ice and started skating. Suprisingly he was really good at it and he was fast like really fast. He looked amazing. How didyou even pull someone like that?

You started getting lost in your thoughts. The first time you meet him. It was a couple of years ago you where in middle school. Some high school student were bothering and he came over and beat them up. He got hurt badly and you offered to patch him up. It took him a while to accept, he was acting so cold.

"What are you staring at perv?" He looked at you with a smirk on his face under his mask.

"Shut up."

"But seriously stop staring get over here."

You sigh and go over to the ice. Are youa ctually doing this? Fuck it.

"Haru! wait for mee" you shouted trying your best to not fall

"Wait you cant actually skate?" he started laughing "Dont worry ill teach you" he takes both of your hands into his

"you better not go fast please." you told him holing onto him tightly "Promise."

He didnt say anything he just smirked and started going fast. you started screaming and holding onto him tightly. He was laughing the entire time

"HARU BE CAREFUL THERE IS A WALL BEHIND YOU!" you shouted but it was too late. He fell and then you fell on top of him

"Oh wow if you wanted to be on top of me you could have just told me"

"Shut. the .fuck. up."

"Okay okay"

both of you started laughing

"Well this date is ruined " you sighed

"Its not over yet. lets go eat dinner together"

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#tokyo revengers #tokrev #fluff #tokyo revengers x reader #sanzu x you #sanzu haruchiyo x reader

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jisungsspams · 9 months

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Fingering (f receiving), praise idk. Sorry i made hao kinda a narcissist whatever i love him but this is v v sweet kinda out of my comfort zone 😨😨

Around 500 words sorry super short 🫣🫣

NOT PROOFREAD ‼️ (didnt even reread it SOWRY)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAO (late sorry im a fake fan)

Zhanghao’s fingers restlessly pounded into your core, his thumb circling your clit without any sign of stopping even though your legs were trembling. You felt dangerously close to your nth high of the night, Hao’s name being the only thing leaving your mouth. Your breathing becoming even quicker and more difficult as you felt his lips on your neck, sucking and nibbling but never enough to actually cut through. His eyes looked up to try and meet yours but all he found was your eyes rolled up to the back of your head from pleasure. Noticing your lack of eye contact, Hao’s finger stopped moving. You immediately started protesting, asking for him to keep going but he just keep looking at you with his intense and piercing eyes.

-‘ look at how pretty I look making you feel good… maybe I’ll let you cum if you keep your eyes on me’

His tone more mischievous than ever, he tugged at your chin to force you to look down at him, batting his eyelashes trying to make himself look even prettier than ever for you. You always found him beautiful but he looked even better, trying to get your full attention. As soon as you finally looked at him, his two fingers started moving again, filling you up more than your own finger could ever. The simple act of keeping eye contact with him was becoming almost unbearable, as the pleasure became too much.

-‘ Hao… please let me cum.’

You begged in hope he would be kind enough to just let you reach your high. His eyes never left yours but his fingers moved faster than before.

-‘ you look so beautiful but how do I look?’

He smiled at you in such a contrasting way, in a very loving manner, while his fingers made your legs tremble and your breath shaky. He decided to put his other hand over your boob and play with your nipple, tugging them lightly, adding into your pleasure. You knew he would stop if you didn’t answered him. With all of the strength that you still had, you managed to answer.

-‘ perfect… as always.’

He smiled even more, trusting that your answer was truthful. You could feel how eager he was to make you cum as his thumb started circling your clit once again, making you see stars. Zhanghao couldn’t feel more happy than he felt now, seeing the kind of effect he had on you just from touching you. His other hand moved to caress your cheeks, bringing your face closer to his just to kiss you. He couldn’t help but whisper sweet words in your ear, walking you to your orgasm and soon the knot in your stomach snapped, your orgasm leaking on his fingers.

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pettydollie · 4 months

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hiii!! for the bakugo prompt , can u do the song "girlfriend" by avril lavigne inspired? and if u dont mind, maybe it could be like a best friends au except reader has a fat crush on bakugo tehe if u want to ofc, but if u do, tysm! i really like ur writing <3

YESS???? this is such a good idea omg. and tysm i love u mwah wc: 500, im sorry this was so short :( a/n: my reader is a little different in this prompt, since the song is very bold lol

you laid across katsuki's couch while he and his gf were hanging out in his room. you were pretty annoyed because you were with him first but then she showed up at his door when the two of you were supposed to be going out to the mall. you could tell he was annoyed too that she showed up out of freaking nowhere.

shes so stupid, what the hell was he thinking?? shes pretty, but thats all. she has the personality of a dehydrated walrus and you were so much better. you didnt understand why katsuki had never asked you out.

shes like, sooo whatever. old news even. but you were so much fun to be around! you could tell katsuki liked you back, but you think hes just shy. thats okay, because you're bold. you were going to tell him TODAY that he should break up with her and get with you.

you knew he didnt really like her. she probably knew it too, even though shes one of the densest people you've ever met. yeah, you were gonna let him know! you smiled at the rush you felt inside. you liked katsuki for like what, forever? it may even be love, who knows.

but that would have to wait for later, since you're not that confident.

"IS SHE GONE YET?" you yelled, hearing the front door close abruptly. katsuki chuckled coming into the living room. he flicked your forehead with his finger, sitting down next to you. "yea yea, she's gone ya goof."

you grinned. "good." you sat up straight. "because we need to talk."

"go on." he said, feeling slightly confused. "i don't like your girlfriend." you folded your arms. you tilted your chin up and pursed your lips playfully.

he blinked, slightly smiling while attempting to hide it. he hummed, "is that so?"

you hummed back, leaning closer to his face. "i think you need a new one." you purred in a hintful tone. your fingers ran over his hand, causing his breath to hitch. all of a sudden, he smirked, "like who?"

your smile just grew like a flower baby. "me." you whispered. "i could be your girlfriend." for a second, your bold persona faltered, almost.. feeling shy? katsuki noticed this and grabbed your hand.

"well ain't that charming."

you quirked a brow, waiting for a better response. he rolled his eyes. "fine, i guess." he groaned jokingly. you giggled and jumped on him, giving him a hug and kiss on the cheek. "go call her please." you batted your eyelashes.

"don't need to." he shrugged. huh?? you leaned back. "what'cha mean?" you voice pitched higher. "jus' told her we're over." he pointed with his thumb to his room. "she didn' care."

"d'ya actually wan' me to be your boyfriend or is this a joke?" he wondered seriously. you shook your head. "i want you. i love you."

he cupped your cheek cheesily as if he knew that all along. "i love you too, idiot."

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mugentakeda · 4 months

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oh sorry!! misinterpreted!! pls tell me abt his 500 mental illnesses and horrors please

NO UR FINE HEHEHDHSHD i figured id get an ask abt it at some point cus most people dont talk abt iroh in such deranged ways.... but . idk i really just sort of take literal facts abt iroh and stretch them so they become hcs??? and i also take little worldbuilding hcs ive seen other people have and adopt them because it adds spice.

this is gonna get long and crazy cus its just me musing about shitty iroh qualities ive noticed and trying to clown a bit in his pov so im gonna put it all under a cut. read it only if you dare thoughf

first of all. iroh is like a hypocrite among all hypocrites. its funny as it is pathetic. sometimes he knows it and tries to adjust his thinking because after all he DOES actively try to change himself for the better. sometimes he knows it and just doesnt care. maybe feels guilty for not caring, maybe he sometimes doesnt feel guilty. and sometimes he doesnt notice it at all because well. 6 years of changing yourself means what exactly to 30 something years of being one of the biggest baddest fn ghouls???? theres still a lot of unlearning to do, and he thinks he can be all hoity toity grand lotus. like boy bye. i think that if he knew he would work to submit to humility and i say that genuinely but sometimes old fire nation crown prince habits die hard. he wears silk robes under his armor baby. he was the spoiled rotten eldest son!!! theres a way you can balance iroh actively practicing humility but also him being patronizing and holier-than-thou.

iroh spent years and decades believing in the fire nations old cause. i bet yall anything the siege wasnt his only crime, just the biggest and most notorious. and on top of that hed believed that taking down ba sing se was his destiny from a vision that had been sent by the spirits. as if spirits gaf abt war shit humans do like boy youre just delusional and have always been delusional. but im sure that everyone took it seriously cus im p sure fn folk take spirit stuff seriously considering the fire lord is supposed to be like... a god human and his word is divine law or whatever idfk.

lu tens death was world shattering to iroh beyond belief if it managed to break that. iroh is a spiritual guy and takes spirits dead seriously, and if he believed him taking ba sing se was decreed by agni- well. look at how hard it was for zuko to give up those beliefs, and he was only sixteen and his track list is prob mickey mouse size compared to irohs. thats why lu ten being just a mentioned ghost character kinda bothers me cus i think if we knew more abt him itd put just how earth shattering his death was into more perspective. if he meant that much to iroh that it stopped iroh from caring when fn folks care so much about their cause, awful as it is, then he mustve been something special.

as for how iroh is with women i couldnt give you a good answer on that. the fn doesnt really seem to have roles like the nwt so i dont think its a common fn man thing to objectify women. which means thats just an iroh specific thing. which is insane??? but i watch one piece which has sanji in it so ive seen far worse but still. this isnt the objectify women olympics. i think as far as i can remember the only time iroh had been annoying and needed to be curb stomped about it was with june and then every other time it was reciprocated flirting with women his age but i digress. itd be pretty funny if lu tens birth in general almost became a scandal because iroh didnt know who the hell the mother was. This isnt one of his 500 mental illnesses though its just an annoying iroh quality ive noticed. Lets cut his dick off

NOW BACK TO MY FIRST POINT specifically ab him being a hypocrite and knowing it and feeling guilty but also sometimes not feeling guilty. i was talking abt him and azula. I have no idea if iroh knows how similar he and his niece are. frankly i believe itd be funny if he didnt because hes deluded as hell. i know people say oh iroh doesnt like azula bc she reminds him of himself WELL I THINK IROH DOESNT LIKE AZULA BECAUSE SHE REMINDS HIM OF OZAI. as if iroh would compare her to himself!! hes not that gd self aware. which comparing her to ozai is very unfair to azula and stupid i know. and humans do and think things that are very unfair and stupid and hurt the people around them. and its sad and it sucks but thats just how it is. him being the age that he is beefing with a teenager is a bad look and these bad looks are what make iroh whole and human and a shitty uncle. i dont hate him for it but i also think azula can rip his face off like a rabid chimpanzee for it if she felt that way

i think its like, he knows that azula is only 14 and is only doing what ozai teaches her and will just get the short end of the stick at the end of the day because thats just how ozai is, and thats when he feels guilty. but then shes manipulating and pulling zukos emotional strings like hes a puppet and shes rushing in with a smirk thats identical to ozais and shes rushing at zuko and thats when he stops feeling guilty and stops caring about her age and only cares about what she can do and what she will do and attacks her the same way hed attack anyone else. crushing her hand in his own and then kicking her in the face off war ships.

and then i think that guilt about her age and seeing it as just something that war does to even children eventually wears off entirely and all he can see when he looks at her is his own brother, and that means he needs to keep her far away from zuko no matter what. so yeah i think he really meant it when he said he thinks azula is crazy and that she needs to go down and no i dont think hed have too much of an issue with being the one to do that if it meant zukos safety. how does iroh feel like shit over lu ten dying but not over the idea of possibly killing his niece? couldnt tell you. i know a lot of people think its misogyny on irohs part and i mean. maybe?????? but i honestly dont think so. i think blaming it on misogyny actually makes their beef less intriguing, if anything. i think he just hates azula for azula.

and i dont even think comparing azula to ozai is something he only does with azula. i bet there are times where zuko shows his soft side and instead of being filled with love and admiration for his nephew who is compassionate despite it all, the first thing that comes to his head is look at that, look at how hes not entirely like ozai, theres still hope for an honorable and idealistic leader for our nation in the future. like i said before, old habits die hard. sometimes iroh Has to think like a general with his family for the wellbeing of literally everyone else on the planet but in moments like that, its just unfair to zuko as his nephew. thats something i dont think he even realizes is bad of him as an uncle- that hes made himself one of many people that only ever compare zuko to the shadows of his family members that loom over them.

which then moves us to the question of, do i think iroh projects his feelings about lu ten onto zuko. my answer? sort of yes?? but sort of no?? sort of no because zuko makes that impossible. even if i personally hc that there was a lot of lu ten that iroh didnt know, the lu ten that iroh knew couldnt be anymore different than zuko. so iroh cant use the same parenting techniques on zuko, he cant have the same quiet and casual moments with zuko, theres no teasing and banter and rough housing with zuko. lu ten had been self assured in the way a boy can be when he has a father that doesnt instill fear into him.

However comma. i think that paternal love and adoration is the same as the kind he had for lu ten. that protectiveness is the same. theres the amused affection at how similar lu ten and zukos stubborness is, how expressive their irritation is- the way they both flail their hands around and in the air whenever they get frustrated. their undying dedication, the honor and belief in justice. it took iroh forever to see the similarities, only until he got to know zuko a little better aboard the ship. its the same feelings and most of the time that new love makes iroh feel new.

but i also think that sometimes its agony. sometimes that desperation and mourning of lu ten, wishing there was something, anything, iroh could do or give to bring him back, manifests in the form of if zukos wellbeing isnt at a certain standard at all times im going to lose my mind. its one thing for zuko, who is young and hurting, to be codependent on iroh. its another for iroh to be codependent on zuko. he hopes zuko never stops thinking iroh is just a worrywart, that iroh is just kind of overbearing in the way annoying grown ups are, because if he ever stopped and saw the truth, the terrified desperation that iroh has to make sure zuko gets out of this year alive??? i dont even know what iroh would do if zuko died during the show if im being honest. thats something thats beyond my comprehension lol.

i think for a while irohs dedication is this gross mix of codependency onto zuko and zukos overall wellbeing, but also this weird convoluted mess of guilt over lu ten that he doesnt want to relive with his nephew so this is like.... something he thinks he owes zuko. which hurts and sucks but i think those two things can and do co exist. i dont think irohs love for zuko becomes entirely uneffected by lu ten and the loss of lu ten until like. literally book 3.

and im serious about that too i think the "owing zuko something" bit had been stronger in book 1 when iroh had been more apathetic but then in book 2 when iroh was literally Living in lu tens grave site and im pretty sure even losing sight of zuko in ba sing se would be enough to freak iroh out. irohs a general and a genius in strategy, but the instincts of a parent- a stressed one, because you cant tell me that just because iroh is endeared by the people of ba sing se that thats enough to qwell his fears- squashes all of that into dust. hes living in the grave site of his son. him and zuko could be recognized. his contacts warned him of the dai li and long feng. he only truly relaxes until zuko comes back through the door. he only truly sleeps well when he can feel his nephews bright and alive chi near him.

and i think that when he mourns lu ten and is scared for zukos life in the earth kingdom he hates himself more than hes ever hated himself ever since losing lu ten in the first place. the personal killer of so many earth kingdom sons, so many earth kingdom fathers lives that he personally ruined, and here he is, alive.

But then thats when rationality and humility leaves him and that royal selfishness shows itself- he knows hes the one at fault- the murderer of earth kingdom sons of all ages, daughters of all ages, elderly, mothers and fathers, babies and toddlers, homeless that dont have the means to scurry to the inner walls and hide in homes, family pets and family livestock, ash and blood in the water that they need to drink and cook the food they had left with, running out of supplies, running out of the medicine pregnant mothers need to ease their pain during labor, medicine needed to perform amputations from violent and infected burns, sickness thats bound to show while under siege and cut off from the rest of the world, entire bloodlines ended, brains and blood and body parts covered in ash and littering the streets that he now walks as a fugitive.

its all his fault and yet hes still so angry at himself and the world and his god damned family, he wants his god damned son back. he tries to be a good example for his nephew who has so much to learn still, the world depends on his nephew learning the things this uncle is trying to teach him-but hidden poorly under the mask of a wise and worldly old man, he wants to have his cake and eat it too. he tries so hard to change and be humble and think beyond his own interests the way a grand lotus ought to, but when the gap in his chest left behind by his son that he murdered, that wouldn't be dead if it werent for his sorry excuse of a father, starts to ache so tangibly he almost wants to keel over and vomit.

SO . yeah i think that theres a way to balance irohs many lovely facets. his calm and collected mentor side that is observant and patient with the angriest teenage boy on earth, his ridiculous side that does stupid annoying shit to spite and tease his nephew, his protective and nuturing side that adores his nephew and wants him to be happy, his snobby pretentious ex crown prince side that thinks achieving peak open mindedness is joining a secret society with dudes like pakku, his angry and hateful side that did so many cruel things yet learned what fire can really mean from the masters but is still selfish and also wants seconds out of his self made grief despite taking the first plates from others and cant even bring himself to care, his manipulative side that earned him a reputation in the snake nest that is definitely the fire nation nobility and court, his hypocritical side that hates azula for the same reasons he hates his brother and hates himself but somehow cant fathom correlating himself with his niece.

Hes the worst hes the best hes my favorite hes my worst enemy. when do you ever get a character as ill as iroh at irohs age??? its always the mentally ill 20 something anime dude. never the shitty old man. im so insane

#what can i do to convince you guys that on my top 5 list sokka actually places before iroh #Nothing most likely. whatever #i hope this whole essay is entirely nonsensical to you all #asks

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ell0ra-br3kk3r · 1 year

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i- wow... this was super quick haha thank you guys so much<3 i was missing my old blog a few days ago but then i realized i probably wouldn't have met a few of you so i'm grateful for getting the fresh start and a chance to meet some of you guys<3 so we're at 500 followers and it's christmas (kinda sorta almost there)! let's do this!

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My #1 post of 2022

400... that's a lot of people haha y'all are amazing for putting up with me for this long *mwah* y'all are amazing for supporting all my intrests and little side hobbies, and i really really really appreciate all the love and support so thank you

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vntildeath · 2 months

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my partner (who knows i "had" an ed in the past) started getting suspicious bc they kind of? noticed i didnt eat at all yesterday so they made a bunch of random af food for us to share to watch a movie together and if i didnt indulge them i was scared i wouldnt be able to continue progressing.. i was SO close to reaching my next gw .. literally a fucking lb and a half and id be there im so upset

i think this is more of a forced binge ig? idk i shouldnt have eaten earlier or it wouldve been less fuck

posting intake here to shame myself in a way but idk ik it wasnt fully my fault but it still feels like it

Dinner (that i made myself):

shredded chicken (400), lettuce (12), dressings (120) = 542 cals

binge:

half a bagel but counting the whole thing bc theyre NEVER cut in half properly and i hate it (240), cream cheese (35), eggs but i think they used butter to cook them (120), part of some cinnamon roll dessert thing they made (idk 500) = 895 cal

total: 1437 cals FOR ONE DAY im losing it, i know logically its not that many cal and like i know logically this is fine but

this is the biggest fail day ive had in almost 2 months and im so scared to know how far this will push me back

the whole point of me eating earlier was to start a new fast early in the evening but now im back to starting one at like 11 at night so ill just go off myself brb

#prsnl #log

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chelleztjs18 · 1 year

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Hello you mrs. oldie lefty eyebag honey nut cheerio 😅

I am good, just cold and working. It's snowing here, I'll whisper to the sky to go to Oklahoma so you can have some snow 🤣😁

You don't have to apologize for replying late, it's fine if it takes you awhile lol but I am sorry that you are having your visitor, it always dampens my mood the day before it arrives. I hope you don't mind me asking, how often do you do intermitten fasting? Do you get mad when you see pictures of food that you can't have while fasting?

I hear you on that, growing up in the Philippines, it's always humid and hot. But it is different from the heat here, I've noticed.

Maybe someday you will go there with the family 😃 I want to go to Disney world too, and Legoland and Epcot. The tickets are just so expensive. But I want to go so I can check out the food and some of the rides!

For my birthday last year, I went to a small lego land in KS, I could've stayed in there the whole day 😅

Yeah, I am going there this March. I think if we're timing it right, I will be gone for almost 2 weeks! It's not enough time but we will make the most of it. Don't miss me too much when I'm gone hahahaha just kidding

Of course I remember your birthday. It's close to Elizabeth's birthday! Do you at least have cake or something for your birthday?

Have you ever collected little trinkets that hold a sentimental value?

-CuriousGeorge

Corn-punn! Heeeyy! How r u? Again, sorry for the late reply..

Hows ur day so far?

Yes please blow the snow to come here..😅🤣 but dont use straw, it takes too long.lol.

I just found out im not gonna have a visitor this week. His cousin will come next weekend.

I just started the fasting yesterday.. i did it for a week last month but then i got sick of bronchitis so i stopped until i feel better.. n i just restarted it again yesterday. No, i dont get mad when i see picts of food when im fasting.😅 it just make my stomach growl though.lol.

I been to phlipine's airport for transit and i could feel the heat n the humidity even when i didnt get out og the airport. Same like indonesia..

I hv been to legoland, for me it was okay.. 😁 but i was amazed with all the things that they built with lego pieces.

What is epcot?

Yeah disneyland is expensive. I used to have season pass for disneyland n included parking n no blackout dates i think, n it's like 500 or 600 a month.. but still it's a better deal.. because u can come anytime n not worry if it's too busy n cant ride anything then u will just go home.haha.

I also used to have universal studio season pass as well. So i went there pretty often with my bestfriend, usually on mondays because we have the same day off.hahah.

Now i have the diamond elite member season pass for six flags. It's way cheaper than disneyland.. i think it's only 50 dollar a month n it's included lunch n dinner plus a snack everytime i go n i can go to any six flag in other states. Including the waterpark.

Oh wow, that sounds fun.. any plans u gonna do or place of food u gonna go? What food that u crave the most that u cant find it here?

Haha i will miss talking with u.. u probably miss me more 😅🤣 so u wont be online here while u r there?🥺

Aaaw thats so sweet u remember my birthday! Thank you! Yeah sometimes i get cake for my birthday. I usually eat noodle on my birthday. It's a tradition since i was a kid, my mom always try to make me some noodle or buy somewhere, for a symbol n good wish of long life, she said. Haha.

Yes, sometimes i collect small sentimental trinkets. What abou u?

Next question?

Cheerio!

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haikyustanaccount · 2 years

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2017: The Year Pop Went Indie

I feel like something big shifted in 2017. This is something I noticed a while ago and have slowly been building up my case. I feel like 2016 was the last year for pop stars, at least how they had been. In 2017 it all kinda shifted and pushed us in the direction we are now. Also for the record im mainly talking about pop music and pop stars.

Im not sure how to start this, to be honest im not even sure what this means, but its more than a coincidence. The biggest albums of 2016 were by Adele, Drake, Rihanna, Justin Bieber, and the pop stars you’d expect. but in 2017 there was something new. The biggest album was DAMN by kendrick lamar. Now kendrick was obviously popular before, but damn was something new. Partly cause of its collaborators, but it felt indie. It felt weird. It was something different, not just for kendrick but for the popular rap scene. It was emotional, honest, and weird. The beats were weird, kendrick sounded weird. It was just new. Tyler, the creator changed his entire image this year. He is honestly what inspired this idea. His album flower boy changed up his image entirely. Instead of the edgy show rapper hed been known as he suddenly shifted his image to bright, open, and...gay? it was all new and kinda weird. His collaborators are also super important to mention. Rex Orange County and Steve Lacy both received a massive boost from this and released their own popular projects this year. Also like Kendrick, Tyler made a new project that focused on himself and his emotional life. It was weird.

I mentioned him before, but Rex Orange County blew tf up in 2017. After flowerboy came out he got a huge wave of support and released his debut album to decent success. It was a weird mix of folk, rock, rap, and blues. It also had that same brand of emotional honesty you’ll see everywhere. In 2017 we didnt want larger than life superstars, we wanted to see our faves depressed and struggling and trying new shit.

Steve Lacy was the other person getting a huge boost from flowerboy. His single Dark Red blew up and got him a lot of attention. It was a new R&B type of song(which was a very popular genre that year.) Everyone was trying out R&B. But again we had a new artist burst out with a unique vibe and emotionally honest lyrics.

Speaking of R&B, SZA released her most critically and commercially acclaimed album CTRL this year. She had had success before, but this fully pushed her into the mainstream with a shit ton of critical acclaim to back it up. Again, rising star with a unique vibe and emotional lyrics. the pattern has fully set in.

I could honestly keep listing artists for a while. Khalid, Harry Styles, Halsey, and Lorde all easily fit into this category and had some of their biggest success this year. However theres two big things to mention, one is what “success” means and the second is maybe the biggest example of this phenomenon.

So first off what is success. As im going through this list, odds are unless you’re into the indie scene you might not recommend everyone ive talked about. So why am i talking about their success like its obvious. Cause im defining it as success in the way that the indie scene sees it. All of these artists are easy to fidn as long as your ear is anywhere near the ground. If you have ever actively listened to music in the past couple years you would’ve heard most of these artists. But objectively thats hard to prove. Dark Red is Steve Lacy’s most popular song. If you listened to it now, youd probably recognize it. It has over 500 million streams on spotify. And yet it never made it onto the billboard charts. Not even a scratch. That happened a lot. The songs were all popular for everyone listening to music actively, but they never made it onto radio. So ther became this weird divide between active and passive music listeners. The popular artists were almost completely seperate. And there was one artist that encapsulated this perfectly.

Billie Eilish released her debut EP dont smile at me in 2017. Every single song on that album has at least 200 million streams. idontwannbeyouanymore was the big single with over 800 million streams. Close to a billion. And yet it peaked at 96 on the billboard hot 100. Many early Billie Eilish songs are like this. Until her debut album none of her singles went higher than 60 on the hot 100. Regardless of how obviously popular they are. Her collab with Khalid, lovely has almost 2 billion streams and yet never broke the top 40. You would be hard pressed to find anyone under the age of 30 who hasn’t heard that song and many of her early work. But radio never picked it up.

I want to explore how this year affected the future of pop music, but first I want to look at where it came from. 2016 was obviously a turning point in pop music. I mentioned it before, but I mainly point this trend to three albums in 2016. lemonade by beyonce. Anti by Rihanna, and Blonde by Frank Ocean. These were some of the biggest albums of the year and they laid the ground work for huge pop stars to get personal, weird, out of the box, and still succesful. lemonade might be perfect example for this. Anyone with a brain will obviously know this album and its singles. but if you were only listening to pop singles it might have never entered your radar. Its this weird phenomenon where theres like a small barrier to get to the music. That barrier being actively paying attention to music. Anyone who is could easily find all these, but if you never put effort into it you might miss them.

Now looking forward theres a few obvious exampled of this phenomenon. Billie Eilish is the easy one, and her success could be seen a million miles away. However I think Ariana Grande is a better representation of this effect. She had had hits for years, but with sweetener and especially thank u, next she dominated pop culture. These albums were massive and turned ariana into the superstar she is now. ironically enough she gained this superstar status by doing the same things we’ve seen before. Her lyrics got personal and emotional and her songs got weird.

idk if any of this makes sense, but its been stuck in my head so i just wanted to write it down and see if any of it fits. Ill probably come back to later with some more full thoughts.

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toraochi · 2 years

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fnaf men cockwarming headcannons!

warnings: nsfw content ahead, swearing, minors dni, breeding, and exibitionism

notes: one week break again everyone! being a 4th year is hard lmao. anyways i hope you guys enjoy this drabble of mine. we are so close to being in 500 followers everyone!! <3

William Afton

Another day at the pizzaria he was managing with, kids yelling and parents complaining about the greasy tables and pizza

And of course, William was fed up about it considering about its an almost everyday situation

Henry took a notice about his colleague and decide to send him home for the day.

He went home, driving in a fast but steady pace, wanting to see you, his lovely wife.

The kids were out for a sleepover with Henry's children.

William got home, his attire look dishevled at put you at worry

"What happen dear?"

You didnt even finshed as he grabbed you and pin you onto the wall.

"Oh love, would you mind giving me a moment and use you?" He chuckled deeply as he kissed you deeply.

And now you are here, sitting on his lap, his dick buried inside your tight hole while he was working on his papers.

You tried to move but his long and strong hands kept your thighs in place.

"Doll, stop being a brat for me will you? Daddy is gonna rewared you soon.."

Expect some light thrusting, oh he fucking loves to tease.

He will nibble at your neck, just to tease you of course.

"W-Will~" you moaned and he immediately shushed you.

"Be still darling, good girls get their rewards faster when they behave. Are you a good girl? Of course you aren't. But will you be good just for Daddy? Hmm?."

Michael Afton

You and Michael were highschool sweethearts, now that you guys got your own jobs you guys decided to live together on your own.

You noticed that his night shift was oddly stressing that you even see his eyebugs appearing from time to time.

You were so worried about him and you decided to ask him on whats wrong.

"Its nothing babe, just a tiring day." He said, and proceed to go in your shared bedroom.

However, his answer did not put you on ease so after making some simple dinner you decide to check on him.

"Mikey, are you sure you are alright-" he immediately interupt you.

"I want to try something..y/n"

And here you are, trying to make friction in his cock deep inside you.

"P-Please Y/N don't move too much- Aah~"

he cant take it with in 5 minutes and immediately pounding you, your walls clenching around him.

His tongue make its way into yours, giving you a french kiss.

You drooled so much that he cummed inside you.

"You are such a godess Y/N. All for me, I think im a luckiest man alive dont you think? This ass? All mine. This tight cunt? Mine. All mine baby, all fucking mine."

Henry Emily

Our dear Henry here is the most busiest than William, considering that he was CEO of the company and also tons of complaints from the parents just like William.

He came home late, Your twins are already in bed while you were reading you favorite book.

You heard the keys janggle through the door and you immediately rushed and greeted your husband who has been tired from work.

"Dear welcome-" he passed you, not even looking at you.

You wondered what did happen to his work and you decide to check oh him later.

You brought a cup of tea and a piece of cheesecake you made for the twins.

You knocked three times. "Dear, can I go in?" You asked, holding the tray firmly."

"Yes you can..sweet." his hoarse voice says it all.

You entered, seeing his worn out body made your heart clench, and you go into him, putting the goods on the coffee table.

"Oh dear, you should have been taking some day offs.." You carased his cheek and he didnt respond.

"Do you want it Mommy to make it better? Hmm?"

And here we are, him struggling to hold out his release just for his mommy.

"Y/N~ please, please let me move fuck ah~" He moaned, trying to thrust his stiff cock onto you, but your thick weight hold him off.

You giggled.

"Oh Henry, you've been a very very good boy today. Good boys always have their own rewards." You said, lifting your ass and slamming it back again.

Minutes later, now he is pouding in animalistic force while whinning and babbling your name.

"Y/N, oh Y/N I can't get enough of you. Will you let me cum inside? Pretty please? I've been a good boy yeah? Will you let me, Oh god I'm cumming-"

He painted your walls white.

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foulserpent · 3 years

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I know it's cringe to ask but I need to know

Each of your OC's reaction to having Bishop as a companion and his "boys-rule-girls-drool" style flirting?

well ofc he would not fare well with any of them and most of them would not tolerate him as a companion long enough for that to even come into play but

(under cut bc its long)

-dusty’s situation wouldnt be funny, he would remind them of their abuser and it would be a triggering situation. they would either shut down or straight up murder him

-solvej is very irritated by people with attitudes like that and would be pretty much immediately try to knock him down several pegs. and this is just on attitude alone before she sees him flirting. she might specifically knee him in the groin if hes making creepy sexual advances, which is something you really do not want a 500 lb 8ft muscle bear to do to you.

-ned would like. hate him on vibes alone. he wouldnt even SEE him he would just detect the rancid energy wafting out from him. there is almost no situation where they could be in the same room together without it ending in ned beating the shit out of him (probably getting the shit beat out of him as well in the process). ned has very very very very very strong feelings about guys like that

-xikeel is actually the one who would be most “tolerant” in that shes just friendly to most people and also doesnt tend to listen when men are speaking to her a lot of the time so might not notice what hes like. depending on how the encounter went, theres a good chance that she would notice what a sleazeball he is and then decide to spend a while actively stalking him and just going out of her way to cockblock him at every turn until she got bored of it

-shap would be like “you shouldnt talk to people that way>:(” and try to make him leave.

-niv is probably the likeliest of all these for him to hit on and she should be disgusted but probably not able to word a good response and would just leave. though if he didnt leave her alone she would cast something painful at his face or possibly straight up kill him if there werent any witnesses

-i dont think martin is particularly confrontational but wouldnt be that tolerant and would go out of his way to be like “i think you need to leave”, or just quietly insert himself to the scene to have someone between bishop/whomever bishop is bothering.

-kyle would be instantly into shit with him bc either him or bishop would be like “what the fuck are you looking at” and kyle would end up in a shouting match with him that he probably loses

-suuromanwe would at some point set him on fire or cast an unethical restoration spell that hurts you and be like “okay this is so embarassing but i think i just cast “uncontrolled teratoma growth” on you lmaooooo omfg!!!!!” while not doing anything to stop it

-quayarel would be like “ok im sure im mishearing this guy he cant be that rude” and upon realizing he is that rude would be like “hey!!!!!!!!!! stop.” this wouldnt be particularly effective.

#anon

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skinnyghosttears · 3 years

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May 16, 2021

1:55 am

Just finished to exercise, Im not exausted but I want to burn a lot tomorrow and I also have a lot of stuff to do, so I dont want to be in pain.

I made a list of all the thing I have to do so I'll be too busy for binge (well, I hope so).

I will not weight myself tomorrow and I really want to try to not weight myself until my grandma will not be here, maybe it will push me to do good because idk how much I weight. But still, Im just thinking about it because I know myself and I need to know.

The plan for today is of 399kcal, Im sure I'll change the dinner but I want to try and stay as low as I can. I cannot skip dinner but if my parents will not be at home for that time I can just eat some vegetables.

At this point I know I risk a binge both if I restrict or not so at least I can try my best. I need to find something that can distract me from food in an efficient way. I'll think about it because I really binging too much lately and Im stuck at this weight. Its not even because of my metabolism, Im just dumb and I hate myself for this.

Btw, I need to be more positive. Its a new day (well, yes and no, I have togo to bed), I can do good. I'll maybe try and cut my hair but Im scared to do a mess lmao.

4:28 am

I cant sleep tonight. I feel so bad and I regret that I hitted me so much because my leg is purple rn and Im scared mom will somehow notice before all of this will go away.

8:28 am

Slept less than 4 hours, damn it will be interesting today :')

At least I can do stuff at my pace and take a nap if I cant continue. Im gonna drink some water soon so I will not weight myself.

3:11 pm

Almost did all the things I had to, I dont have enough energy for exercise as much as I wanted but it will be fine if I dont lose control. I'll use the cyclette in a min and after that I will probably finish the half banana I left from lunch, but Im not hungry and Im not craving anything so maybe I can avoid it.

7:51 pm

Avoided the half banana, I just finished dinner but now I feel the hunger so much and Im trying to figure out what can I eat without fucking up everything. I burned 1000kcal on the cyclette plus all the stuff I did at home, so Im pretty sure ot will be fine if I reach 500.

9:04 pm

Decided to reach 550kcal, Im gonna burn again something on the cyclette and then I'll shower. God Im so tired but proud, I did good today.

11:50 pm

Ended with 716kcal of food and over 1430kcal burned. Not so proud as I was before but at least I didnt eat half of the kitchen. Its really hard when you can go to and grab food without anyone noticing.

I want to try for real to not weight myself for some days, at least until I'll feel really hungry and no bloated at all.

#ana #thinspiration #thinspo #thin #skinny #ed #eating disorder #eating problems #eating diary #weightloss

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toutallyahoe · 3 years

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hallo, just woken up and decided to check tumblr for a bit— only to be bombarded with notifications

like, holy fuck yall, i know im a mess but chile asdahskahfjwkrhheer

anyways, when i was browsing through the notifications, i noticed a lot people are following me (which is like, wtf why?), so i decided to look at my account and saw this

what the fuck? what the frickity frack fuck???

is this allowed? what the fuck? is this allowed???

whom the fuck are you guys and where did yall come from?!? the fuck???

i— im so confused

i thought were only in the 500 count still— why does this say 656 followers?!? when did i reached 600?!?

i didnt even planned a 500 followers special yet! so calm the fuck down you gremlins asdfhaksjfbsmfnndbf

but seriously, i dont know what i should do for a followers special yall

i asked the wattpad gremlins since were almost reaching 1k (which im still shooketh)— but those gremlins over there were like "i want you to good care of yourself uwu" and "we want you to not overwork yourself and take a break uwu <333" and being some cute ass beans and i— afshsjdjskfbsnbdbd

the quotev gremlins doesnt really respond to anything to me which like, rip but understandable. i would leave me on read too lmao

so, hello tumblr gremlins— the fuck you want from me afagsjdhkahfndbf

any suggestions for a followers special? and if yall wondering why i really wanted to do a followers special, its because i wanted to show my appreciation to you all from the support youre giving to me

i just— i want it to be special you know? to show that i am happy about the support and just want to give back something, even if its just a small post on whatever you guys want

so yeah, just gimme some suggestions if you have one and for the love of everything that is holy— take good care of yourselves, alright?

always stay safe, healthy and hydrated you gremlins <333

#so #we reached 656 followers #;w;#where the fuck have yall come from #im in confusion #why yall followed me im a trash afahskdhshdhrheh #thank you though 🥺💙#im also thinking about bringing back those writer ask memes again #but i think with the lack of content im posting yall would hate me if i do #oh well

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burnedbyshoto · 4 years

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this is a bit of a large rant about my mental state and an anon issue that was happening awhile ago because it made me upsetti spaghetti :)

please ignore if you dont want to see me as depressed or bitter mad

i’m tired.

i feel like crying. I want to scream.

I want to stop this fucking headache that seems to be everpresent in my head right now.

im scared, im worried, im exhausted.

I havent done my laundry in weeks because im too tired to fucking do it. im exhausted with my friends and im a fucking extrovert and it makes me dizzy.

I don’t pay that much attention to tumblr tbh, my only notifications I have is for when people message me because getting notifications on how my posts do gives me anxiety that I dont need.

I had to fucking read many posts about my friends not deserving the followers they had, not deserving the fucking notes they get on a thirst post. do you realize how fucking fucked up that is???? first of all, smut is always going to be more popular than any fluff or angst piece you can drop. the nature of tumblr is horny. the nature of tumblr is to be 17+ in order to fucking sign up. write a goddamn smut piece and I bet you that you’ll get the notes youre fucking craving. shut up about how long you’ve been on here in correlation to the number of followers you have. the first person I saw with it was jo. jo has been writing since fucking may. M A Y. that means she has been writing for six months. and just barely hit 5k followers. sky who has been writing for 3 months has around 3k now. do you fucking see how crazy you’re being??? I hAVE BEEN WRITING SINCE AUGUST AND I HAVE ALMOST 3.5K FOLLOWERS?!

im not trying to say you’re a bad writer, nor am I trying to not validate you as a writer, but you’re being a fucking cunt to people who are putting in the same amount of effort you are. people like what they like and sometimes you just gotta shrug it off and continue. I write and post every single fucking day. do you even realize that? jo wrote fucking 31 different and entertaining pieces surrounding sex. sky fucking writes the fluffiest and cutest shit ever. they are my goddamn friends because I made an effort. I fucking met sky because I was just trying to see if I wrote bakugou as his canon character. I didnt know who the hell she was or that she was a writer until after the fact. that was well before I even hit 1k and probbaly wasn’t even at 500. I met jo because she commented on my fic and I hopped right into her dm’s because I noticed and she is a smut god in my eyes.

and then about reblogging and liking. if you havent noticed I dont do any of that. why? because I dont read anything.

reading stresses me out because guess what, it doesnt matter if I have 20k followers or 1, I will always compare my work. I think everyone is a better writer than I am, and im not afraid to admit that. everyone has their talent and im still trying to find mine. when I comment, like, or reblog you need to know how goddamn difficult it is for me to read that shit. I have never read anything I havent liked, but good god I can not for the life of me go through the shouto tag anymore because it hurts me seeing other people write things I wish I had thought of, or write something so beautifully it invalidates my own things.

im tired and im exhausted.

oh yeah, just because writers have a lot of followers doesn’t mean shit.

I still struggle to get past 200 notes.

I still struggle getting my things reblogged, commented on, or liked.

I have 3k followers and my most successful post only has 1.4k notes. yeah, do the fucking math, thats not even 50% of the people who follow me, so guess what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nothing fucking changes.

your problems dont fucking magically go away just because you have enough fucking followers to make your own state. just find your fucking mutuals if thats whats concerning to you. but if you’re here for the damn notes and the followers I suggest you leave because guess what, shit isn’t ever going to be easy.

#lyssa rants #lyssa doesnt shut up #im so fucking mad and upset right now im actually crying #delete later

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kuragin · 4 years

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Likes are a private bookmark system and should not go on someone’s dash why would you want that

bc the ratio of likes to reblogs has been going steadily off kilter for years (double + triple the amnt of likes to reblogs) and it’s limiting the exposure that artists, writers, gifmakers, etc., and other content creators have to their work while maintaining original credit AND showing appreciation for that content.

heres an example of a fanwork that i reblogged back in november 2019 with 10k notes:

notice how the ratio of likes to reblogs is 3x more?

okay now here’s a fanwork i reblogged in 2015 that has around 10k notes:

okay it’s evened out a lot and there’s only a couple hundred more likes lets go back in time some more to the Depths of my blog archive. (but tbh it was super difficult to find a fanwork that only had 10k notes and i could barely find anything that didn’t have 100k+ so i looked everywhere) a fanwork from 2013 that has around 10k notes:

there’s about 500 more rbs than there are likes. its not hard to reblog something you enjoy. in this case (if you didnt click the links) all of these were harry potter fanart (i only chose hp fanart because hp content is the reason i started this blog and i figured i would have the most amnt of it, and while you can account for the fact that Harry Potter is Bad or whatever i tried to find stuff that had the same range of ~10k notes).

if you want to privately bookmark something you can set it as a private reblog and tag it with something so you can find it again. im sure there is a percentage of people that sparingly use the ‘like’ function as a bookmark system, but if there is i haven’t met them. i dont get why anyone needs to only like a fanart and keep as a private bookmark. imo the tagging + rbing system on tumblr is way better suited to ANY form of recordkeeping. and if youre too lazy to tag your reblogs download xkit.

im not an artist or author or anything, but it really sucks to see how back in Ye Olde Tumblr Days basically nobody used the like function unless it was for like, “oh so i know that i reblogged this already” or “im showing my support for this post that OP doesn’t want reblogged” or “i like this thing A Lot I’m Going to Heart it and Reblog It” reasons and not as a substitute for reblogging. i think a lot of this came out of ideas of “cringe culture” and the end of the superwholock era on tunglr, and that the idea that your blog exists to be curated to those that follow you for a specific set of interests. certainly i think everyone’s become too self conscious of the fact that theyre on a dying platform that relies on the curation of a unique, anonymous, and relatable identity where it’s very easy to interact with other people without being intimidated by things like amount of followers, and any slip up into “cringe” things like fandom/fanart results in alienation from other users. i’ve been on this website for 6+ years now and while im certainly not denying that i have almost 2x more likes than i do reblogs to my main (150k likes, 80k rbs), i can say that my habits of reblogging/liking things certainly haven’t changed and when i see original creations that i enjoy, i reblog it. besides, its not like anyone’s liking porn anymore.

#anyways this took way to long to write #have a good one anon !#ask #Anonymous

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cleaduvalls · 5 years

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i watched “spy kids” 4 times in 1 week and here are my thoughts

carmen your nightgown is like 200 years old, get a new one

you clearly know this story by heart, you’re saying parts of it. why are you questioning what “take him out” means

a double wig should be more obvious than that

we can see that that’s a glass elevator. people can see you changing, ingrid

nice hat

why did you kill the swan

is that paul rudd???????

how are jets ripping pages out of a book

heart shaped parachutes shouldn’t be working that well

why is there a guitar on your bed. how do you sleep

i think the kids would have seen the track in the floor at SOME point

why is there a jungle gym in their house. i know they’re spies but who has a jungle gym.... in their HOUSE

carmen you’re a frog

i think juni just legitimately try to kill carmen

why are both parents going to school. is that like, a Thing????

juni how do you do that

who puts a video screen in the front seat

hey look its floop. love that guy

they’re not picking on you for the bandages, it’s cuz you brought the toys OUTSIDE your backpack. always put them inside. trust me

did his mirror just.... zoom in?????

h*ck yeah beat him up greg

do all the other kids hate him too??????

dang that hurt

“chief” that’s so white

stupid kid. his dads a spy

that floop doll isn’t even close to accurate

hey look its floop again. love that dude

Big Willy Wonka Energy

oooh skipping numbers i see. love that

why do the subtitles have “mr. floop” as his name. its just floop, yall

“sometimes in order to think big you have to think small” pretty inspirational tbh

oh hes fidgeting!!!!!! love that

woah what are you doing this is rated pg ingrid

i wish my uncles would tell me im shrinking. they just make small talk abt school 😔

this gradenko lady looks like jan from the office

hey its floop again!!!!! love that dude

yes juni. its a fire drill in your own home

these dudes have a jungle gym AND a pool. what the h*ck

why did you pull off your mustache to prove you’re not related. if anything that makes you more related. greg does that too

why did he put the mustache back ON

where did those boats come from

carmen says manual weird. man-yull

right, cuz adrenaline causes warts

“don’t touch anything” *immediately touches everything*

basic boat ettiquette: don’t shit in the boat. those toilets can’t handle anything

is that globe..... punched in???????

floop!!!!!!! love that dude

feet on the desk????? i dunno seems pretty gay

since when did carmen get keys to that

i might be wrong but i dont think thats every country

what does pressure have to do with positioning a laser

this floor is the best mechanic in the whole movie. reminds me of a richie rich comic i had as a kids

why did they not run into the wall. i wanted to see that

is the slide there when floop films his show????

HEY ITS FLOOP!!!! love that dude

theres a bunch of normal food like.... sour worms. why did they pick the slime from charlie and the chocolate factory when johnny depp finds the oompa loompas

thats a sick coat. best one in the movie

that was a good snap. nice acoustics

God what a power move. something thanos would say

listen floop i love you but thats not how you say research

fELIX NO

and hes gone. cool

did she kick the camera?????

haha author unknown. cuz hes a spy

why did you take that one specifically????? plot convenience????

he can still be a spy, just not a good one. learn to read

is that supposed to be a question?????

FUN FACT if you listen closely when carmen says “like felix said” you can hear a weird cut in “said”, almost like its a new clip

theres no keyhole

i think juni can read. why are you spelling it

did you have the floop toys in your pocket????

OKAY THIS SCENE WHERE THEY PLAY IT BACKWARDS?????? THAT MESSED ME UP AS A KID

what do those things do?????

i can feel the pain from the fan blades

how did that break the chain????

why would you annouce that. they can hear you. just because they’re thumbs doesn’t mean they’re deaf

that’s a thing, not a place

FLOOP!!!!! ON A BILLBOARD!!!! love that dude

how are you slipping. shes holding YOU

YOU DROPPED HIM GENIUS

how do people not notice the jetpack dudes

DOES NO ONE CARE THAT CLOTHES WERE STOLEN

that’s a cute coat

why is the lady cool with carmen just... doing that

HEY I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!! AND THAT DUDE!!!!!

ofc you can’t think “straight enough” you’re gay

why is mexico sepia tone

when do you think juni had time to change and learn a new language

IF IT HURTS TO HIT HIM, S T O P

i wanna be on that merry-go-round

HOW DO YOU K N O W THAT HIS CODE NAME. WHY “MUST” IT BE HOMBRE

i love how junis just like “we already got a fake uncle”

LOOK AT HOW FLOOP IS SITTING!!!!!!!! THATS GAY!!!!!!! HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!

ALSO MORE FLOOP!!!! say it with me, LOVE THAT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

minion looks like barry from friends

wait i lied this coat is better

we DO have uncles like that!!!!!

if your inventions are so good why is your font so BORING

hey wait carmen said that. hmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

glowsticks dont help you see like at all

the map looks like gallifreyan but its not. spy kids is older than the doctor who reboot

they go ZOOM

THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY MANUAL!!!!!!!

great job carmen YOU wrecked the plane

WHATS A REGULATOR

oh its just a breathing thing

haha pee joke. funney

where are the brains coming from???? that factory is Not Correct

if i were juni i would look back over all the floop’s fooglies tapes and see what the agents were saying backwards. once the mission was done, ofc

it took me like 5 minutes to figure out what sknaht meant the first time

SEE THIS MECHANIC IS GOOD BC NOW THERES NO PLEXIGLASS

WHY DOES NO ONE RUN INTO THE WALL

F L O O P I S G O D

love that dude

you discussed with the spy parents that juni watched the show. he just told you that you took his parents. you KNOW this is juni, why are you surprised that he watches it????? you already know!!!!!!

tbh i kinda want some of those colorful chains. they’d look cool somewhere

haha voice crack

no wonder your shows not doing well. those are awful times

why is there a sexy thumb nurse. why did floop make the thumb nurse sexy

use her first name?????? you’re clearly dating

!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!!! UNHEARD OF!!!!!!!

he cares so much about this show!!!!!! its so sweet!!!! love that dude

YEP THIS COAT IS BETTER, LOOKS A M A Z I N G IN A RUNNING SCENE

haha you killed carmen

ok this scene with the acid crayon is like my absolute favorite. something about using a crayon to escape and then floop (love that dude) opening the door a second later and then doing a double take. FAVE

wheres belize

ok so apparently its a country by mexico

no you CANT tell her you need to ESCAPE

we finally got a clean outside shot of the castle.... that place is wack

haha minion can’t sit in the hand chair correctly because hes STRAIGHT what a loser

hey juni HOW DO YOU DO THAT

minion you know what the robot costumes look like AND what juni looks like. dont be stupid

what..... what do you want carmen for, exactly, minion??????

floop is supportive of others’ art!!!!!!!!!!! love that dude

HE SAID “WHERE’S MOM AND DAD” LIKE THEY’RE HIS OWN PARENTS THAT’S SO C U T E

ALSO ANOTHER SCENE WITH THE GREAT RUNNING COAT

he says doppelganger beautifully

“its too late” that timing was BEAUTIFUL

you COULD take 500 brains out if you just TRIED HARDER. still love that dude

his control panel has buttons that spell “floop”

WHY CAN MINION TALK NORMAL

if its reversible why do you have it in later movies

carmen fights fake juni and juni fights fake carmen because they didnt have the fancy clone (?) technology

THREE TIMES!!!!!! THEY USED THE SAME TOOL T H R E E T I M E S THIS HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!

nice censorship

HOW DID MACHETE SMASH ONLY THE CLEAR WINDOWS AND A L L THE CLEAR WINDOWS THERE ARE NO MORE CLEAR WINDOWS!!!!!! ANYWHERE!!!!!

wow nice 3 buttons thats totally how you hack

oh look they have all died

oh. guess not :((

machete you better rip off your mustache

HES GOING TO JUNIS LEVEL TO TALK TO HIM!!!!!!! HE RUFFLED HIS HAIR!!!!!!!!! HES GONNA MAKE A GREAT DAD!!!!!!!

wow no shit ingrid

did he leave his wart bandaid on the kitchen counter?????

ALAN CUMMING!!!! ON A CEREAL BOX!!!!

ok CLEARLY other people watch floop’s show, he’s rated number 2. kids at the school are gonna recognize juni and carmen. they better get popular

is that george clooney

well that’s not how it works in spy kids 2. or 3. or 4. or the tv show

#this took like 2 hours #spy kids #spy kids spoilers #spoilers #juni cortez #carmen cortez #ingrid cortez #gregorio cortez #minion #fegan floop #floops fooglies #sk1 #robert rodriguez

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