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dimepdf · 2 years

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𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐅𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑. + 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐌𝐀 𝐊𝐎𝐙𝐔𝐌𝐄

masterlist. / taglist. / any request? synopsis. you have Kiyoko and Tanaka to blame for your boyfriend Kenma's raging baby fever part one

pairing. dilf!kenma kozume x reader

word count. 1.2k

genre and warnings. domestic fluff, literally tooth rotting fluff, family fluff, established relationship, parenthood, family fluff, mentions of pregnancy, kenma with baby fever, tanaka and his devil daughter, suggestive ending, NOTE BETA'D | — feedback is always welcomed & don't forget to reblog 🤍

"Ah, ah! No, spit it out, booger!" Tanaka demands, snatching his daughter Nami into his arms.

Taking the object she was chewing out of her hands after seeing her pick it up off the ground and place it in her mouth. The toddler writhes in his arms and even snarls as if she were a barbaric monster in resistance to being picked up.

After giving their episode a casual glance, Kiyoko went back to eating unbothered by her husband's and daughter's usual behavior. "And for that reason, Kenma, you shouldn't play zombie video games with a three-year-old."

When the toddler was last at Kenma's house, he let her stay up way past her bedtime so he and Harue could play a few rounds of their favorite first-person shooter game before bed.

Kenma stiffened guilty at the jab, realizing that he might have had some minor impact on the toddler's behavior from that time.

For Kenma, it had simply become normal for him to assume that all kids were like his son and had become desensitized to the violent video games they were playing together.

You replied, looking at Kiyoko and grinning, "I had to persuade this man that GTA wasn't a kid's game." Kenma visibly winced as he thought back to the lengthy conversation he had to have with Harue after the boy had been found in the virtual strip club receiving a lap dance.

"You're supposed to be on my side," he groaned, head leaning into your shoulder. Muttering under his breath about how at least Harue knew when to give a good tip.

It was the first week of spring, so it wasn't too hot to stay inside and whine about the air conditioning, and it wasn't too cold that you needed to put on a jacket to keep yourself from shivering.

You eagerly agreed when Kiyoko texted that you should leave the house for the day for a small hangout at the local park to get some fresh air (mostly so she wouldn't strangle Tanaka).

The boys need some much-needed sunshine, always glued to their screens inside, so you had to pry them away from their video games and drag them to the park in a bribe that you would spend the night the entire weekend and hang out with them.

Harue made use of his time at the park after taking Harue's away his switch and releasing him into the wild. You watched with a smile as he had already gathered a group of friends to run around with at the park.

Kenma was not so lucky at finding entertainment, not knowing how to make many conversations with Tanaka as the two men had drastically different hobbies outside of work.

So he did what he did best: glued himself to your side the entire time, watching the children play while remaining utterly silent and with a bored expression on his face, but it was clear that he was simply just lost in thought.

You choose to ignore him and shift your attention to Kiyoko, who was leaning against the picnic table holding a sizable red Tupperware bowl and a plastic fork. You had no idea what bizarre food combinations she was eating this morning.

She would often talk to you about the strange cravings she had developed after learning she had gotten pregnant.

To the point where you were almost starting to worry about the facetime calls, you would get from her scarfing down whatever she could grab in her kitchen or order from her phone.

"Hey lady, how are you feeling?"

She answers with a sigh."So fucking pregnant but mostly just hungry,"

"Well, you are eating for three now. Gotta feed those two little devil babies in ya." You light-heartedly tease.

Kiyoko hums, rubbing the front of her big belly. "Don’t speak badly of them too much, I'm convinced they smell fear."

★ . . . !

Once you've made it back to Kenma's penthouse, the rest of the day goes on as usual.

You took up your usual spot in the living room and made use of the 85-inch flat screen to catch up on a Netflix show you've decided to binge, the two boys immediately dispersed back to their respective rooms like addicts going back to playing their games.

It was a nice comforting moment alone that you would have until the boys got tired of staring at their computer screens and both scrambled into your personal space to watch the show without much complaint.

While Kenma occupied the other side of you and curled up in your chest, Harue was sprawled out against the couch, his head resting against your thigh. Both boys were the world's clingiest cuddle bugs, convinced they were the same person split into two.

After giving a small grunt and picking Harue up into his arms, Kenma shuffled his feet against the floor and left the room to tuck the child into the comfort of his bed. He returned, slouching back into his place, as you had to hold back your yawn letting him snuggle into you, his head resting against your chest.

He makes a humming sound that almost sounds like he has been holding back on speaking. Over the volume of the show, you hardly hear it. He finally hesitates before asking, "Have you ever thought about having a baby?"

Your brows had actually raised in surprise as you looked down at him after the question. You only needed to notice the slight gleam in his eyes to know everything.

Kenma considered wanting a second child, let alone having one with you. You gently answer back, "Oh, uh, I mean kinda," being careful not to answer wrongfully.

Kenma looks away from you while he plays with the sweatshirt's hem strings. "Kind of?" he repeats again in the hopes that you will clarify.

"Well, I mean, I wouldn't mind it," you sighed, losing all interest in the show. "It's just, I don't know, I prefer the whole tradition thing; getting married for love and then planting roots and starting a big family, you know."

"I could propose to you," Kenma admitted, his face glowing with excitement at the prospect of being married to you. "And then maybe you could move in. I’m sure Harue would love it—"

"Woah, Kenma, slow down," you interrupted, pushing away to give him enough space to sit up as you took his hand. "How about we just take it one step at a time, okay? First, I’ll move in, and then maybe much later we could have the marriage talk alright?"

Kenma smiles softly, interlacing your fingers with his as he brings your hand up to kiss your knuckle. "Okay, sorry, of course, we can take it slow," he agrees with a nod.

"Also, do you realize how much harder it would be to have two kids running around?" you input, snatching your hand away to push at his chest. "I just had to teach you how to do your own laundry last week."

"In case you’ve forgotten, I raised Harue all on my own," Kenma pouts, pushing you back. "And he is a perfectly normal four-year-old," he adds lastly.

"Yeah, I know you did an amazing job, and I am very proud of you for that," Kenma's eyes darken with a glint, the compliment going straight to his dick as he tilts his head to the side, glancing at your lips before smiling at you.

You groaned, head leaning forward into his chest, taking a minute to juggle the pros and cons before muttering.

"Okay fine, but you better get me a pretty fucking ring."

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queer-obsession · 1 year

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Characters that would only have kids from unplanned pregnancies:

Kenma Kozume:

He definitely never has and never will plan for kids. It's just never something he thought about seriously and being a father was never something he had an overwhelming desire to be.

However, he's lazy. He's already running a company and streaming so other times he just wants to be lazy.

Add in the fact that I headcannon that he has a lower sex drive and is on the ace spectrum (the two are not one in the same coming from someone who's on the ace spectrum) when he's in the mood he takes advantage of it.

So if you guys are in the thick of it and the condoms are in the other room or your out he's not about to go get some or stop unless you're very insistent.

Also you definitely asked him to go buy a box of condoms on his way home and he just didn't feel like it.

Anyway, you guys go without condoms a few times cause no way your gonna get pregnant after three rounds without.

Except you do.

When you tell him man just buffers for a moment like 😐 but he probably comes around the quickest. At first he's worried because he has trouble taking care of himself but if he can manage all his work he can manage a baby...right? Your already knocked up not like he can change it.

He ends loving your kid and being a dad. You might even be able to convince him to have a second, but afterwards he's not making the same mistake again.

My man books a vasectomy after.

Shouta Aizawa:

He already deals with a bunch of kids on the daily and he's a hero. So, kids were never in the cards for him as far as he was concerned.

However, like Kenma he has a lower sex drive and is on the ace spectrum. So, sometimes he's not even aware if your out of condoms or where you guys last put them.

So if you guys are in the middle of it and can't find the condoms your both like whatever it's just once.

But in a classic fan fic moment you get knocked up from having sex once without a condom.

At first Aizawa has a moment were he's like of course this happens to me. Then he's kinda quite and contemplates how the fuck he's gonna make it work, but he gets his shit together and makes it work.

He loves being a dad and works hard to do his best.

But, he's not having another one. He loves his kid, but he definitely gets a vasectomy before their first birthday.

Shoto Todoroki:

He would never willingly continue the Todoroki bloodline.

Like the other two he's on the ace spectrum. It's not really relevant but I wanted to mention it.

However, this man loves creampies. So, if you're out of condoms he'd purposefully not buy them for a couple days.

Not like one weekend of unprotected sex is gonna get you pregnant right?

Wrong, he knocks you up.

He freaks out the most. He has daddy and mommy issues so he never had a good example. He has a pessimistic, this child is doomed mentality. He probably stays somewhere else for awhile to figure his shit out.

It takes him a while to come around and he honestly doesn't fully until your kid is born. He sees and holds your kid for the first time and just has this moment.

He loves and adores your kid and now that he has the one you could definitely get him to have more. He loves being a dad even though he never thought he would be one.

Just some thoughts that invaded me. I saw an old show, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, on Hulu. It's basically this teenager goes to band camp her summer before high school, has sex once, and gets pregnant. This got me thinking about accidental pregnancies and now we're here. I don't think these characters would ever plan to have kids and probably never had an overwhelming desire to be dads. But, they're the types to think an accidental pregnancy would never happen to them, would go without condoms, and then knock you up.

them ^

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pinkykats-place · 11 months

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Haikyuu Male Character(s) x Male Reader Inserts Ⅱ

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Art work is NOT mine!

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satoruzlove · 1 year

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m. list for @satoruzlove !

•all are gn! reader unless stated otherwise!!

late night talks: s.gojo

pouty bf gojo

unmotivated: s.gojo

dilf! oikawa

dilf! suna [borderline smut]

req:: dying your hair to match his

[kenma kozume]

he’s so proud to call you his wife that it’s annoying.

[multi]

you get me so high

[angst, tsukishima kei]

jjk boys as your boyfie !

[ megumi, itadori, gojo ]

7:03 pm

[manjirou ‘mikey’ sano.]

cute scenarios !

[ osamu , akaashi , kuroo , suna , oikawa ]

christmas hcs !

[ sakusa , osamu , suna , kuroo, atsumu ]

attractive things ab him !

[ sakusa , atsumu , suna,kuroo ]

bf kiyoomi !

domestic kiyoomi !

i love you’s !

[ hinata , suna , atsumu ]

req::saving grace [ k. sakusa ] !

random headcanons !

[ suna , sakusa , atsumu ]

req:: phones at the dinner table [k. sukusa] ! ❄️

college bf kenma !

cat papa kiyo !

req::let me ride ? - 🫧

[ suna , kiyoomi , atsumu ]

bf suna !

bf bakugou !

rich bf nanami ! [a single girly thing implied !]

kiyoomi & his introvert s/o !

best friend to lovers gojo !

househusband osamu domesticity ! [ ceo ! reader ]

dilf atsumu brain rot !

kiyoomi and his girly gf ! [FEM READER, IM SORRY):]

gojo and his chaotic but mature partner !

best friends to lovers with atsumu !

req:: don’t text me, don’t call me

[ atsumu miya, suna rintarou ] 🫧

college friend group w mikasa, eren and armin ! [ polyamory kinda implied if you squint ]

ask::kiyoomi’s love language !

accidental confessions ! :: smau

[ eren jeager and armin arlert ]

accidental confessions ! ::

[ levi ackerman and jean kirstein ]

lil kiyoomi drabble courtesy of bubble anon !

dream :: hinata shoyo [ 1k event !]

butterfly :: yamaguchi tadashi [ 1k event ]

wit :: tsukishima kei [ 1k event ]

bf gojo ++ hardworking s/o!

levi ++ sweetheart s/o !

rich bf nanami taking care of u<3 !

kiyoomi doesn’t like holding hands

mornings with hajime iwaizumi!

stoner suna blurb

#raine sent a msg !

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chaoticevilorange · 2 years

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If you dont mind taking requests can i ask for some jealous hq boissss? Thank you 💕

Ooooh yesssss i love jealous boiiiiss 👀 gonna make it spicy 🔥🤭🔥

Didn't knew if you wanted highschool boys or timeskip, but.... There it is 🐨

Warning: suggestive themes

He doesn't ever get jealous, why? Because you've been together for years, he knows you love him and he loves you endlessly, he trusts you, he knows you're a wonderful partner... But there is that mf person again, your coworker who doesn't know boundaries, the one who is always touching a part of your body in the company gatherings, does he even knows you're engaged??? Of course he knows you're always wearing proudly the ring he gave you weeks ago. So yeah, he's not jealous because you made him feel the green monster, he's jealous because he wants to protect the love of his life, so he approaches you pulling you close by your waist, lifts your chin and kisses you leaving you breathless at the sudden display of dominance, your coworker is far gone, he left on the middle of the improvised make out and if he tries to touch you again he'll fuck you in front of him to make sure he knows you're taken

Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, Tsukishima, Daichi, Kageyama, Ushijima, Yaku, Akaashi, Kita, Aran, Sakusa,

Despite his charming personality sometimes he gets those intrusive thoughts about not being enough or gets salty thinking about you might get enough of his behaviour sometimes, now you're engaged he thought those would fade away since you said yes enthusiastically, after the proposal you guys didn't left the bed until was late in the afternoon. But here you are paying attention to someone of the other team, his sworn rival or at least is what he thinks, you're talking to them, laughing and the guy looks like is having a good time too, why wouldn't he? You're so precious and charming. It's like his body walks towards you on his own, he hugs you from behind placing his chin on your shoulder, pecking your cheek and neck from time to time, he then starts to brag about you "isn't my fiancée pretty?" "I'm glad she said yes" "I'm the luckiest man alive" and out of nowhere he drags you away from them saying "come on love you're going to make me a dilf" making you blush hard, embarrassed you sutter asking what is he talking about, he looks at you smirking "I'm gonna fill you up kitten, you're going to be dripping for days"

Oikawa, Hanamaki, Ennoshita, Nishinoya, Satori, Semi, Kuroo, Bokuto, Atsumu, Futakuchi

If looks could kill, more than look it's a silent deadly glare, he is currently digging holes at the skull of the person you're talking to, as if last night activities weren't burning on his mind, he thinks about what he could do today to make you feel his love at full force, but then he sees the other guy taking a strand of hair and place it behind your ear and all that burning jealousy explodes, he walks towards you, grabs your wrist and drags you to a secluded place, he looks upset but before you could ask what's wrong he lifts you up making your legs tangle around his waist to not fall and backs you against the wall making you gasp in surprise, doesn't say anything but starts to leave hickeys on your neck while moving his hips making yow mewl shamelessly, when he's done he gives a satisfied smirk looking at your turned on state

Kyotani, Sugawara, Tanaka, Goshiki, Kenma, Suna, Osamu, Aone

Is part of the "I'm going to pout until you notice my puppy eyes" squad he didn't plan on being jealous, just happened, he loves you very much, knows you feel the same way since you were the one who proposed first you beated him at that So, why does he feel like you're going to change your mind? You're usually a reserved person but you couldn't help but beam at this guy's tattoos, he looks like such a badass and has a tattoo of your favourite (show, band or interest) besides it's a form of art, you're curious about how the artist make the ink look like the design was fading away, but your lover doesn't know that, he just sees how you trace your fingers delicately all the way down this guy's arm, when you finally turn your attention to him you see him with the biggest frown you've ever seen and he's actually pouting too, you make a mental note to reassure him and making him feel loved that night, after all he looks cute moaning under you

Ennoshita, Yamaguchi, Asahi, Hinata, Yamamoto, Lev, Koganegawa

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sugar-omi · 6 months

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*leans* now how would Cove feel if a teen straight up flirts with dilf/milf MC. I just drew my MC as a mom and even I'm like whoa....

he'd probably laugh bc... theyre kids, he aint worried at all

but the first time he'd be so wide eyed and shocked bc.... huh?!@ he wasn't ready for that, but then he'd look at you n you at him and he'd just start laughing

some kid would definitely point at cove and asks you "thats your husband?" and says "damn you're lucky..." or smth like that while ogling you, and cove just wraps his arm around you and laugh n agrees that yeah you are amazing n beautiful/handsome

now if a teen walks up to you n tries hitting you up, and you haven't said anything already, he puts on his dad voice n laughs, wrapping an arm around you, n goes "okay kid, thats my spouse you're flirting with but thats enough."

omg but imagine how your kid/s would react.

"ewww! thats my parent, go away!" *grabs your hand and drags you away* *insert kenma from haikyuu's disgusted face* "DADDD! THEY'RE FLIRTING WITH MC!"

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miyababes · 1 year

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iwaizumi hajime.

long fics. (5k+)

crystallize by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]

freshman year by aiiwa [ college au ] [ nsfw ]

; pretty in pink ; beautiful in blue

the waiting game by kodaiki [ sfw ; fluff ]

venus by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]

fics. (2.5k+)

all yours by seita [ nsfw ]

better than by seita [ nsfw ]

honey by stelleum (+ matsukawa, hanamaki, oikawa) [ nsfw ]

; vanilla

operation: sex god by writeiolite [ college au ] [ nsfw ]

strawberry kisses by mrs-kurooo [ nsfw ]

worth the weight by shibaraki [ sfw ; fluff ]

short fics. (1k+)

4.5 by stelleum [ suggestive ]

a stuck vibrator by saintodo [ nsfw ]

accidental nude send by elysianslove [ nsfw ]

after party by hajimio [ suggestive ]

another night of hoping by duino [ suggestive ]

breath by hajimio [ sfw ; fluff ]

camp crush by luvbub-archive [ sfw ; fluff ]

cock and ball worship by bobaji (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki) [ nsfw ]

collusion by sookisaurus [ college au ] [ nsfw ]

defending you by hajimio [ fluff ]

devil by stelleum [ sfw ; fluff ]

don't forget me by shibaraki [ sfw ; fluff / angst ]

exes by heartaro (+ tsukishima, osamu) [ sfw ; hurt/comfort ]

falling in love by hajimio [ sfw ; fluff ]

hit me like you hate me by hornime [ nsfw ]

killshot by eqgtart [ sfw ; fluff ]

let me by adoringhaikyuu [ sfw ; fluff ]

linger by eightonenine [ sfw ; fluff ]

; latch [ sfw ; fluff ]

mentioning their ex during an argument by tetsvhoe [ sfw ; angst with happy ending ]

not good with words by iwaizooming [ sfw ; fluff/light angst ]

overthink by hajimio [ sfw ; fluff / light angst ]

punishment by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]

stoner sex by bjbex [ nsfw ]

stretching you out by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]

sweater by shoyoist [ sfw ; fluff ]

take it easy baby, make it last all night by heich0e [ college au ] [ nsfw ]

tease by hajimio [ suggestive ]

they're beautiful by princesskazuya [ nsfw ]

under the influence by strobimilk [ suggestive ]

when he doesn't realise you're sick by dnlcsml02 [ sfw ; angst with happy ending ]

drabbles.

sfw: [ 1 - 100 ].

nsfw: [ 1 - 100 ].

headcanons.

avoiding him by sugarkage [ sfw ; fluff ]

best friends to lovers by elysianslove (+ kuroo, oikawa) [ sfw ; fluff ]

college bf!iwaizumi by utahimeow [ sfw ; fluff ]

crawling into his lap by kageyuji (+ bokuto, oikawa, akaashi, kenma, matsukawa) [ sfw ; fluff ]

dilf!iwaizumi by yuutitties [ nsfw ]

falling for someone out of their league by neoheros (+ kuroo) [ sfw ; fluff ]

first kiss by rintarous [ sfw ; fluff ]

first kisses by stelleum (+ hanamaki, oikawa, matsukawa) [ sfw ; fluff ]

horny thoughts by saetoru (+ atsumu, suna, osamu, bokuto, sakusa) [ nsfw ]

when they're lovesick by kodaiki (+ bokuto, kuroo, atsumu, kita) [ sfw ; fluff ]

timestamps.

5.28pm by hajimine [ sfw ; fluff ]

11.41pm by kodaiki [ sfw ; fluff ]

series.

smau.

asking him to rail you by toru-oikawas-milkbread [ nsfw ]

asking you to cuddle but you have to turn them down by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kunimi) [ sfw ]

boyfriend texts by aiiwa [ suggestive ]

'can i wear your hoodie?' by darlingimawitch (+ terushima, bokuto) [ sfw ; fluff ]

'finish the heart' trend by arhvste (+ suna, osamu, akaashi) [ sfw ; fluff ]

responding to you asking if they're jealous by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani) [ sfw ; fluff ]

responding to you being clingy by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

responding to you texting them 'you hurt my feelings' after a fight by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

sending you a dirty text by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kunimi, kindaichi) [ nsfw ]

they leave you on read after you say 'i love you' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

when he finds out your fictional crush is your lockscreen by darlingimawitch (+ oikawa, terushima) [ sfw ]

you ask them 'do you only care about my body?' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

you ask them for nudes by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ suggestive ]

you ask them if they still find you attractive by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ; fluff ]

you ask them "on a scale of 1-10, how annoyed are you with me right now?" after a fight by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

you ask them to 'pick a number between 1-10' and send them that many nudes by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani) [ nsfw ]

you leave them on read after they say 'i love you' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, akaashi, bokuto, terushima) [ sfw ]

you send them a dirty text by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ nsfw ]

you text them 'i want to sit on your face' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ oikawa, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kenma, kuroo) [ nsfw ]

smau series.

conversation hearts by kuroosmikasavolleyball [ college au ] [ sfw ; fluff ]

gear shift by boomboomjaz [ racer!iwaizumi ] [ sfw ]

history by rintarous [ sfw ; fluff/angst ]

they were roommates by atsukashii [ college au ] [ sfw ; angst/fluff ]

#masterlist

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simp-thingz · 1 year

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OBEY ME MASTERLIST

MHA MASTERLIST

Green Text: Haiykuu!

Blue Text: Attack On Titan

Red Text: Jujustu Kaisen

~Kenma Kozume~

Relationship Headcannons

Kenma Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Kenma Late Night Playlist

Kenma Late Night Headcannons

~Yu Nishinoya~

Random Relationship Headcannons

Nishinoya Simps & Kinnies Playlist

~Kita Shinsuke~

Random Relationship Headcannons

Kita Simps & Kinnies Playlist

~Kuroo Tetsuro~

Innuendo

~Tobio Kageyama~

Cuddling Relationship Headcannons

Cuddling Playlist

Kageyama Simps & Kinnies Playlist

Random Relationship Headcannons

~Levi Ackerman~

Soft Morning Headcannons

Sacrifice

Crush Headcannons

~Toji Fushiguro~

Toji Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

DILF Toji Drabble

~Nanami Kento~

Forgotten

Christmas Headcannons

~Geto Suguru~

Serial Killer Geto Drabble

Suguru Geto Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

~Gojo Satoru~

Gojo Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

~Misc. (Things With Too Many Characters or too few works)~

Gen Relationship Kiyoko & Yachi Headcannons

Characters As Different Romance Tropes

Geto + Gojo x Reader Drabble

Sacrifice

Hinata Shoyo Playlist For Simps & Kinnies

Siren

#Omg this was so difficult #aot #haikyuu!!#masterlist #jjk

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flowering-thought · 11 months

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UR A HAIKYUU FAN??? WHO R UR FAVS OMGGGG

Yes omg I love Haikyuu lol-

As for my faves I kinda adore all of the characters tbh but if I HAD to pick...

Bokuto (✨️HIMBO✨️), Kuroo, Akaashi, Tanaka (TANAKA HAS MY HEART DONT EVEN🤺🤺), Daichi (👁👁), Kiyoko (I'm gay what can I say), Kenma, Nishinoya, Ushijima, Terushima, Tendo (this dork oml 👀), Aone, Ukai (Dilfs what can I say?), Udai Tenma (I read the manga), SEAKO (🛐), Alisa (🤺🛐), IWAIZUMI (This beefy mf), Miya twins, Aran (He just seems like a dork I love him), and Sakusa

Sorry I love Haikyuu sm I hold all the characters close lmao- when the manga ended I was sobbingggg

#.hana_talks_txt_♡#haikyuu

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osamusbigtits · 2 years

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is dilf kenma a thing people are into? he doesn't even give me dilf vibes. he doesn't even have a dad bod. he's just some guy. he's just a gamer.

#im concerned #i need to unfollow character tags so i stop seeing x reader posts #hq #bex thoughts

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dimepdf · 2 years

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𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐃. + 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐌𝐀 𝐊𝐎𝐙𝐔𝐌𝐄

masterlist. / taglist. / any request? synopsis. when your high school boyfriend broke your heart and destroyed your sense of self-worth, the last person you expected to mend it was some awkward scrawny gamer and his four-year-old son. video link inspo~

pairing. dlif!kenma kozume x fem!reader

word count. 4.1k

genre and warnings. +18 nsfw under the cut. minors dni, dilf!Kenma, ex!Oikawa, strangers to lovers, pwp, but the plot is holding on by a thread, black-coded reader, fluff, kid fic, cheating, toxic relationship, trust issues, Harue being an Ipad kid, hurt/comfort, clothed sex, biting, spanking, spit as lube, rough sex, light choking, finger sucking, underwear ripping, unprotected sex, creampie, slight nipple play, praise kink, whiny Kenma, slight femdom at the end, mentions of pregnation, domestic vibes, eye contact, not beta'd sorry bae | — first anime piece, feedback is always welcomed & don't forget to reblog 🤍

You and Oikawa had been high school sweethearts up until the second year of college.

You were a headstrong yet deeply hopelessly romantic type of person, the type to wear their heart on their sleeve, which was probably why you had fallen hard and fast for Oikawa’s charming charisma the moment you first met during your first year of high school.

It was also the reason it took you six years to realize your boyfriend had been cheating on you with several different women behind your back since he left for college, and another year to realize he was not going to change after you had to officially let him go.

You discovered that during your relationship, you were constantly competing with other women who were just better than you at holding his attention.

Starting with transferring universities just so that you two could spend more time together, hoping that without the distance, he would pay you more mind or even fully pay the rent to your shared apartment in hopes that maybe, just maybe, he would come back home to you at night.

You had fallen to rock bottom trying to rekindle that light that you two once shared together, holding onto the dearest memories hoping that he would see how hard you were trying to change just to please him.

To no avail, the night you came home early during your lunch break to find him in your bed with another woman had been the final nail in the coffin that buried all hopes of mending your love life.

The first thing you did was kick him out, throwing all of his shit from the balcony window, and leaving him on the curb in nothing but his underwear trying to defend himself. In the same week, you decided it was better to just drop out of college and move back in with your parents, giving up on love completely.

Leaving your bedroom only to go to work or feed yourself, you had settled nicely into the single and bitter lifestyle for merely two years. Becoming an expert at dodging your family's questions that start with that special someone.

You had to admit that you had purposely not been seeking any type of inmate relationship with anyone since your ex. Discovering the still hollowing pit in your stomach seeing pictures of Oikawa seemingly with a new, different , beautiful girl on his Instagram account every month.

You also understood that stalking your ex’s account was everything but the first step to moving on and going through acceptance, but your curiosity would just get the best of you every time you would scroll through your feed and flinch at seeing his posts.

It didn't help that while he was so busy living through his peak in adult life, you were stuck working the night shift, stocking up just to keep your side of the rent afloat.

At the prime age of twenty-one, your life felt so meaningless at the prime age of twenty-one even your parents nagged you about needing to stay out more and for better hobbies that didn't involve staying up for long periods of time with a PS4 controller in your hands.

While most women your age were out doing hot girl shit, you were trying not to get back pain from squatting down to self things. You were lucky enough to get scheduled for the night shifts, only having a minimal amount of customer interactions at the twenty-four-hour Target.

The only people that would step foot inside the store around where you worked were usually guys looking to buy condoms or high school students looking to buy snacks.

The last thing you expected to see walking down your aisle was a lone child taking a look around.

Being in the book aisle, you had half expected the kid to have taken a wrong turn trying to get to the video games section, but to your surprise, the child seemed interested in the arranged literature that was stacked in front of him.

Only being able to reach to the second shelf, standing on the tip of his shoes, reaching for a book, you couldn't help but smile at the adorable sight, side-stepping closer and grabbing it instead to help him.

"Here you go kid," just as you were about to hand the book away you froze at the bold printed title; Wine, Dine and 69 ways to get some: A Locker Room Guide to Scoring with the Beautiful Women of the World. Your smile dropped as your face fell neutral, glancing at the doe-eyed boy that came up to your hip in height in concern.

"Thank you, Unnie," he replied politely, taking the book from your hands with a slight lisp in his voice as his front teeth were missing, not being able to properly pronounce symbols yet still being able to shock you completely in how to handle the situation.

"Don’t you think you're a little too young to be reading something like this?" You ask him with a quirked brow.

The little boy doesn't seem to understand the oddity in his choice of literature, holding out the book with both hands as his eyes scanned over the cover, not fully able to process some of the letters before nodding his head as if he had figured out something.

"Oh, it's not for me, it's for my dad. I’m trying to help him get some." As if it were surprising enough, something about the child openly indicating that his father needed to get laid made you smack your hand over your mouth in the habit of holding back your laughter, struggling to keep your professional adult composer.

"And just where is your dad?" You had just now realized how huge and bright the kid’s eyes were, almost a golden yellow shade as they widened, turning their heads frantically looking around the isle, finally realizing that he was without his guardian.

His lip poked out, his arms crossed with the book between him. You hadn’t got much of the ocussicanal baby fever hype. The need to want a clone of yourself was not really something that you had much in mind since breaking up with Oikawa, ruining your entire perception of growing up and starting a family with some other man.

"What a dick," He spouts harshly, "He left me again." as if it weren't the first time he had to call his father out; you weren't as lucky as the last time out, backing your reaction with a small "oop." passing through your lips before you could stop it.

"How about we go find him before he starts to get worried?" You offer to take his hand and abandon your station, starting to walk down the main aisle towards one of the intercom phones.

You hadn’t even fully made your way up a different section of the store before the kid jerked his hand away, passing by the video game section, his little shoes pattering against the tiled floors before engulfing an older man that was browsing the Nintendo games in a hug. "You said you wouldn't leave me again, you liar."

"I’m not a liar; you're the one who wandered away first." The man’s eyes glance at his son, seemingly unbothered by his frantic state, even grabbing the child by the top of his head and pushing him away to grab another Nintendo controller box from the shelf.

"You're supposed to look for me. What if a bad stranger tries to kidnap me?"

"Bad strangers only kidnap cute kids," he says blandly. The child, taking huge offense to his father's teasing, his dramatic gasp, and head turn, eyeing you in disbelief, made you stiff. Having both of them notice your existence while standing just a few feet away made you stiffer still.

You watch him stiffen up, completely clearing his throat and awkwardly setting aside the controller box before picking it back up once he realized that he needed a new one.

From how easily he turned skittish, you were starting to understand why he needed a bit of help talking to women, to the point where even his son was struggling to find outside advice on how to help his dad score.

That had been your first introduction to the single father, the second time coming around that falling week when you had caught the pair during their day out.

The little boy was chewing his father out in the middle of the GameStop for murdering his Minecraft dog, so in revenge, he made him return the game entirely, claiming to be "scared for life." Then you were able to formally introduce yourself and have since formed a pretty odd relationship with the two boys.

Harue called you almost every day from Kenma’s iPad, just to tell you how his day went or ask if you wanted to come over and play games with him. Much to Kenma’s muttering protest, telling his son how you had more important things to do than come over, much to his surprise, you hadn’t.

During your first visit, you quickly realized how truly loaded Kenma was, meeting Harue outside in the lobby of the penthouse, the kid rambling the entire elevator ride up to the top floor.

It was also around that time that you found out they had been set financially for life because of Kenma’s microcelebrity status as a gaming review channel that harbored around six million subscribers as well as owning a huge percentage of big company stocks.

But despite their being extremely wealthy, the main reason you always came around was that they were genuinely charming because you thought the two had the most entertaining and most positive personalities that you've ever met.

You loved to spend time with the two, enjoying their constant bickering and debates on which game character was better than the other, which fast food place they should order dinner from that day, and even being the middleman on which sports car they should drive just to go to their local game store.

You have also learned that Kenma’s baby momma didn't even claim Harue. The two weren't even together when she showed up on Kenma’s doorstep crying about being a few months pregnant after ghosting him the night after their first date.

Once he had gotten comfortable around you, Kenma was very open about regretting having a one-night stand with the woman, but always made it clear to Harue that he would never change a thing if it meant he would end up being his dad.

As the year continued, you quickly realized the feelings you had for Kenma were more than friendly, and that fucking scared you.

But Harue, being the master matchmaker that he was (along with using his dad’s credit card to purchase dating advice books), would always set up you and Kenma to fall into some scheme that would always leave you two alone and flustered in each other's company until you had gotten tired of the whole awkward talking phase and bit the bullet, leading to a shared confession between you two.

You had to admit it was odd getting back into the dating scene, but you were also a very petty bitch and made it known to everyone that you were practically dating a millionaire.

An evil smirk would always spread across your lips. Oikawa would always be one of the first people to swipe through your Instagram stories of Kenma and you spending the night at a fancy restaurant or view your Tiktok videos of you and Harue failing to attempt some new trend online.

Your lives had changed drastically in just a year of knowing Kenma. Spending another year dating each other felt like a dream waking up next to him every day.

★ . . . !

As you continued to poke and prod at your braids, cursing yourself for thinking the thirty-inch locs were anything but practical for the poor, plain eight-dollar pack of hair scrunchies you had purchased from Target.

Some strands had managed to peek through when you were molding the bun into place on your head with two elastics. No matter how many times you huffed and leaned down, convinced you were going to pass out just trying to tuck them away.

Leaning in closer to the mirror, humming at the sight of your hairstyle, your lips pouting as you tilted your head to the side before your eyes caught sight of your boyfriend through the glass, wanting a second opinion on how you looked.

Swaying towards the bathroom's wide door frame, you gave a small pose that had caught his attention, turning away from the YouTube video that played from the flatscreen mounted across the room.

Kenma’s brow arched in confusion, his eyes gliding down your figure before meeting your eyes once more, expecting him to at least compliment you, your arms failing, gesturing towards your hair. "Does this look?"

"It looks fine." He shrugged his shoulders, his face as neutral as the first day you had first met him.

Since you two had started dating, Kenma’s walk-in closet had gone through a drastic change, his usually neutral color shades expanding to warmer and brighter colors that were still in his comfort zone.

It was like you had become his personal stylist, the way you would have to pick out his outfits for any occasion that was remotely close to formal in any way.

On the night of your anniversary, you had to convince him to take a shower and wear a dark gray sweater vest despite his claims of it making him look like a fucking nerd. You had paired it with a white collar button down that peeked from the bottom and covered the belt of his black slacks.

You could already tell he was itching to remove the layers, already yanking at the neckline of his vest and eyeing his gaming console from across the room.

In addition to trying your best to make the night as perfect as possible, you had to physically peel Harue away from his VR set with the bribe of McDonald's and make him spend the night at one of his friend's house just to secure as much time alone with Kenma as possible.

"Just fine?" you asked once more, earning a side glance from Kenma, his expression now blank as his arms crossed over his chest. You had known him long enough to understand every expression and gesture that the grown man made. You had considered it a curse at this point to be able to understand him so clearly.

"Ah!" you shout, snapping your fingers out towards him as if he were a dog caught doing something wrong. "Fix your face, you're too damn old to be whining about having to go outside." Then, you returned back into the bathroom to examine yourself once more, your fingers flattening the creases in your black cocktail dress as it stuck and shaped all of your curves perfectly.

"Now come make yourself useful and help me zip this please." Your request was quickly followed by a dramatic sigh, Kenma dragging his feet until he approached from behind you, with his hands guiding your hips still in place.

Your eyes rolled as he held eye contact through his thick lashes, teasing by biting into your shoulder. "We don’t have time for you to be kinky right now." With a hitch of your breath, you had managed to distract yourself by rummaging through your jewelry box, eyeing the different assortment of gold and silver necklaces that you thought would work well with the low cut of your dress.

Kenma didn't seem to mind your distaste, only continuing to trail small kisses up your neck, your thighs pressing together, his hand wandering down to the plump of your ass, winding his hand back and smacking it with an open palm as if he had owned it. "How do you expect me not to act up when you look so good?" he whispered in your ear, recognizing the dark gaze in his eyes.

You ignored it, holding up a single golden hoop earring to see if the design would clash with your dress as Kenma continued to fondle your ass through your dress. "You said I looked fine," you scoffed, smacking his hand away.

Kenma only chuckled, "So fucking fine," his long fingers reaching around to fondle your breast instead of guiding your hips back into his crotch, pushing against his erection. You allowed him to manhandle you into place, only sighing as you were quickly wrapped around his finger, caught in the web of his dorky charm that always left you leaning in for more.

"In fact," he hummed, using the hook of his fingers to drape the straps of your dress down your shoulders. "Let me show you how pretty I think you look." Already he had started to strip you, holding eye contact when his hand pressed against the middle of your back, bending you against the cold marble sink.

His fingers trailed under the hem of the ass, yanking it over your ass, exposing your lace panties, and looking down at you like he had unwrapped the best present ever. With the sound of his belt struggling to get loose, you couldn't help but peek at his fingers eagerly trying to shake loose from the metal belt.

The sound of your chuckling reaction makes him glare up at you, yanking the leather from the belt loops and zipping his pants to release his cock, his fingers making quick work of your lace thumb, tracing over the material against your clit before hooking them to the side and tearing them. "My bad," he says half-heartedly.

"I’ll buy you another pair." Spitting in his hand and lathering his length in a mix of your wet arousal thrusting himself against your lips with a breathy sigh.

His hand reaches out to grab around the front of your neck, forcing you to stand with your back pressed against his chest. "I want to see you." He mutters in your ear, a shiver running up your spine as he curved his thumb to tilt your head up to get a better look at your reaction in the mirror.

Your knees are almost bucking into the counter, smacking a hand against the surface to keep yourself from falling forward from the feeling of his fingers spreading apart your lips to press his cock inside of you with little to no ease.

His pace started off mercifully, as with every thrust you chased after the feeling of being stuffed so fully, "so pretty ___," Kenma sighs, his fingers pushing past your lips and into your mouth, your tongue instantly wrapping around the digit as his rhythm sped up into deeper strokes.

The squelching noises and the sound of skin on skin echo through the bathroom. Every thrust Kenma had to hold as you felt light-headed every time the head of his cock would rub against the spot that made all your muscles feel like jelly.

Practically an expert at knowing every nook and cranny of your body, "Ken, just like that–" you whine around his finger. He only replied in a low hum, his eyes focused on your body, entirely convinced that he had known your body more than you did from the way he would leave you feeling dizzy and your legs wobbling from an orgasm.

His hands let you go free as you slumped against the counter in the new position. Kenma raises your thigh up by the hook of your knee to angle himself inside deeper, his fingers leaving an indent in the plush of your skin.

Even before you two were comfortable with having sex, he would always be too touchy. His fingers played with the bud of your nipples, grinding against you while spooning and even forcing you to crawl into his lap whenever you made out.

Much to Harue’s disgust, he walked in many times just trying to find where you had run off to, only to see his dad with his tongue down your throat.

To Harue’s luck, you had a strict "no sex while the kid is around" rule to keep any embarrassing and potentially scary childhood memories from forming at a young age.

But you had somehow gotten the worst end of the stick. His son seemed to have gotten the same homebody trait when he was always stuck in the home office with his private tutor.

After he had completed all his work, he never seemed to show any interest in leaving the comfort of his gaming setup. Kenma was left high and dry, usually for weeks until Harue’s friends would invite him over. Kenma suspected that their partners had caught on to his suffering and were practically throwing his son out when they came to pick him up.

He would always make up for the time that you two would spend alone together, eating you out to the point where you had been begging to take a break from how sensitive your cunt was, or making it a goal to fuck on every surface around the house that he possibly could.

"Shit," Kenma yanked the material of your dress away from your ass, his fingers spreading you apart to get the mouthwatering view of his cock sucked in, his length covered in a creamy white coat from your arousal.

His controlled pace makes your thigh tremble, "you look so gorgeous like this angel." His compliments were almost tormenting from the way he had fucked even the gel from your edges, grasping onto your hips tightly as if you’d turn into putty and slip away if he weren't too careful.

"I’m so close," you plead as mascara-covered tears stream down your cheeks, the tightening feeling building in your gut.

The pleasure was unbearable as Kenma made it a point to fuck you like you were a personal sex doll custom made just for him to ruin. His name is constant on the tip of your tongue, moaning and gasping it like it was your favorite word.

Your legs were wobbly like you had just figured out how to use them, planting them both back on the floor, leaning into Kenma’s front, too preoccupied with being fucked stupid to care about how your hips were smashing into the edge of the sink with every thrust.

It wouldn't be the first time Kenma had been the reason you would find questionable bruises on your body in the morning.

Your cunt clenched at the disheveled sight of Kenma who had been completely pussy drunk, his normally pale skin now flushed a light pink hue.

His eyes squeezed tightly shut, with his canine teeth pointing from his lips as he bit in your shoulder to keep himself from whimpering out your name every time your pussy clenched around him so desperately.

Leaning in and grabbing his chin to place a kiss on his mouth, like your lips were a reward. Kenma’s tongue was already poking from his mouth into yours. His fingers naturally gravitated towards your chest, as if he had found comfort in playing with your hardened nipples.

As his thumbs ran across your hardened buds, you shivered, your cunt clenching around him in response."You make me feel so good, baby," His hands gripped tightly against your torso.

His nails dug lightly into your skin, chasing his high, nuzzling his forehead against the back of your neck as he choked on the moan that threatened to pass from his throat.

"I wanna see your face, Ken-ken," you say, even with him plowing into you. You had still managed to sound so demanding.

Kenma was quick to melt into the little obedient boyfriend that he was, revealing his hazel eyes that glistened from the threat of shredding tears from how pussy drunk he felt. "Gonna cum in me, huh—ah, wanna get me all knocked up, pretty boy?" The praise affected him as expected, and Kenma grimaced at it, even ducking his head away as if turning away would be enough to hide his flushed reaction.

With the courage of a racing horse, he had delivered one more smack against your ass, which you thought was a nice finishing touch, apparently too nice as your end tumbled out of your walls, making his hips stutter, struggling to stay in sight at the sight of your orgasm.

The marble countertops were only being used to stabilize you as Kenma tugged out of you and released you on your backside with a low grunt.

There was a moment where clarity had settled in pulling away from his hands that groped at your ass. "I can’t believe your socially awkward ass just fucked me to get out of going to dinner." You hunched over the counter, trying to catch your breath as Kenma wiped your behind clean with a piece of tissue.

next part.

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ofherlionheart · 2 years

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are u… cheating on atla? 😨 (/j)

lmaoooo i like to think i have an open relationship with all media ✌️🤪

jokes aside, i'm still working on atla things :) and am always happy to talk atla! at the same time, this hasn't been an atla-exclusive blog for several months now lol so. welcome to my rebranded home, "juggling blorbos"

#my old theme was getting buggy and i have nanami brainrot rn so i decided 2 birds 1 stone instead of Doing My Job today #also real talk while i enjoy the atla fics that im still working on #my brain has been itching to dig into some new chars/new dynamics for months now #i feel like i have a legit backlog of daisuga iwaoi wangxian and now itafushi n satoru/nanami Thoughts™#idk the ship names for gojo/nanami or kenma/kuroo #daichi is a scared homebody in a way that zukka is not #oikawa is a vain brat and i don't think i've ever had the joy of trying to write that kind of character w/ nuance #wangxian is also so so so so different from zukka. mdzs is so diff from atla #s1 fushi seems pissed that he fell for itadori on first site and im fascinated by itadori's brand of himbo (zukka is decidedly not himbos)#also i desperately want a 'my bf's best friend fucking hates me' short fic b/c todo's funny as fck #i also think getting into kenma or satoru's headspaces would be tricky for me #nanami would be fascinating and also uh. kinda a DILF #wow sorry for the essay in the tags #OH also nobara and maki. that looks Fun omg #idk dude zukka has become such a soft and considerate and loving space in my head #that now i kinda want to play w/ the complete opposite #disaster couple actively destroying each other's live for 3/4 of the plot #and they're still snippy and mean even after they get together #mxtx said hey look at this fckn tragedy and my writer brain went God I Wish That Were Me (writing the tragedy lol)#do i even have the sustained patience to write a tragedy? probably not #tl;dr ive been too nice to blorbos for too long. time to start horse plinkoing

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cherrykamado · 3 years

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gOD I JUST WANT KENMA TO HOLD MEEEEE

OKAY ANON UR GONNA H8 ME

but i havent watched hq yet

HOWEVER,,,,,,,

ill def ride that guy.

🍒🍒 it's slutty tuesday🍒🍒

#saw sum dilf kenma fics out there #may or may have not read them #debating starting hq #nsgjdhkhg #🍒— cherry's mail #anon<3 #🍒 — cherry's slutty tuesday

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bakatenshii · 2 years

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Who are your all time favorite characters to read for?

oOOOH hi hi to read for specifically? if it’s mostly smut, then funny enough i acc love reading older men or ugly bastard type characters HAHA like nanamin or zeke or kenny even? essentially anyone who has the slimy uncle/stepdad vibe I really love reading. and then theres like characters who I’m purely ferally horny for like doflamingo, toji, zeke again akaoakao but yea! (´∀｀ゞ

#urusai! baka #HIII BB HAPPY HOLIDAYSSSSS #also as much as i love kenma n shig n mikey who are my alltime favs like #i have such a personal hc of their characterization that i project into other authors’ writings?#which isn’t necessarily a good thing #i acc rly love reading jjba character fics bcos ive never watched it #so i go in without any nuance or prior bias #ill accept the characterization of them by the authors snd thatll vary from fic to fic #which is acc the beauty of it all? that everyone writes characters differently #but anyways i can enjoy the diff fics and characterizations of them without any personal bias and preconceived expectations #DOES ANY OF THAT MAKE SENSE ALKAOAKA #SORRY IT GOT RLY STUPIDLY LIKE ?? FAKEDEEP #TLDR; UBporn makes brain go bRRRRRRR #TLDR2; old tired men who are experienced n grimy #im more of a gross uncle > dilf typa gal ya know??#LIKE THEYRE SIMILAR BUT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT #ALSO I KNOW NANAMINS YOUNG HES ONLY 27 BUT HE HAS OLD MAN ENERGY meanwhile gojou acts like a hornytweenie #omg this got so long SORRY ANYAAYS #all this aside i just love gross men xoxoxo

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woozi · 2 years

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Miss yza, you have blue hair?! 🐳 Nooo I'm sure you're so pretty 😳😭 also screaming that you said svt is growing up to be dilfs I CANNOT breathe -

yes i do teehee <3

#the pink faded to a strawberry blonde and my roots were growing in #my friend said i looked like kenma 😭#and that was my last straw #so now my hair is blue <3 #the momo kind of blue <3 maybe even chan from last caratland #NO WAIT IM FORGETTING JH AGAIN FDJKDFJKFD i didn't notice we had the same hair color until i was posting updates on hourlyhannie-#-just like... last week?? lol #also i forget people read my tags lmaooo i'm just spewing shit tbh 😭😭#cheol no 1 dilf though i will die on this hill #ezralia 🍄#haylo4ever #y.ask

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miyababes · 1 year

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oikawa tooru.

long fics. (5k+)

目送 by ahtsumu [ sfw ; angst/fluff ]

brew-tiful by kodaiki [ barista au ] [ sfw ; fluff ]

in spite of distance, the ocean by sunamour [ sfw ; fluff ]

fics. (2.5k+)

a contemplation of dreams by duino [ suggestive ]

all these little doubts by duino [ sfw ; fluff / light angst ]

first impressions by mrs-kurooo [ sfw ; fluff ]

honey by stelleum (+ matsukawa, hanamaki, iwaizumi) [ nsfw ]

; cream

short fics. (1k+)

19-1762 tpx by writeiolite [ sfw ; fluff ]

accidental nude send by elysianslove [ nsfw ]

gold by delirieum [ nsfw ]

he cries during sex by saintodo [ nsfw ]

"i'd do it all over again" by arhvste [ sfw ; fluff ]

if it's you by stelleum [ edo period au ] [ emperor!oikawa ] [ sfw ]

impressions by saetoru [ nsfw ]

size kink by kyovtani [ nsfw ]

stoner sex by bjbex [ nsfw ]

summers with you by aiiwa [ slightly nsfw ]

sun-kissed by saetyrn9 [ nsfw ]

tease by kyovtani [ bodyguard!oikawa ] [ nsfw ]

very very very by eqgtart [ sfw ; fluff ]

wallet photos by arhvste [ sfw ; fluff ]

where the stars align by elysianslove [ sfw ; fluff ]

drabbles.

sfw: [ 1 - 100 ].

age gap by kyovtani [ nsfw ]

cock and ball worship by bobaji (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki) [ nsfw ]

cock kisses by saetoru (+ sakusa, atsumu, osamu) [ nsfw ]

cockwarming by adoringhaikyuu (+ kuroo, sugawara) [ nsfw ]

dilf by kyovtani [ nsfw ]

facetime by shoyoist (+ iwaizumi, hinata, kageyama, ushijima) [ nsfw ]

hate fucking by whats-her-quirk [ nsfw ]

just the tip by utahimeow [ nsfw ]

overstimming them by saetoru (+ sakusa, atsumu, kita, kuroo) [ nsfw ]

pro athlete husband oikawa by kyovtani [ nsfw ]

reacting to the scratch marks you left by joyaphoria (+ kenma, iwaizumi) [ suggestive ]

they find out you hooked up with their friend/teammate before you started dating by adoringhaikyuu (+ atsumu, sakusa, ushijima) [ suggestive ]

when they realised that they fell for their fwb by hajimine (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki) [ nsfw ]

headcanons.

best friends to lovers by elysianslove (+ iwaizumi, kuroo) [ sfw ; fluff ]

crawling into his lap by kageyuji (+ bokuto, akaashi, kenma, iwaizumi, matsukawa) [ sfw ; fluff ]

first kisses by stelleum (+ hanamaki, matsukawa, iwaizumi) [ sfw ; fluff ]

how he eats you out by adoringhaikyuu [ nsfw ]

long distance by shibaraki [ sfw ; fluff ]

prettiest when overstimmed by saetoru (+ sakusa, suna, atsumu, osamu ) [ nsfw ]

soft captains by luvbub-archive (+ sawamura, kuroo, bokuto, ushijima, kita) [ sfw ; fluff ]

timestamps.

7.45am by hajimine [ sfw ; fluff ]

12.34pm by saetoru [ sfw ; fluff / slight angst ]

2.03pm by ahtsumu [ sfw ; fluff ]

4.44pm by ahtsumu [ sfw ; fluff ]

series.

i mildly like you more than like by krappykawa [ sfw ; fluff/angst ] [ part one ] [ part two ] [ part three ] [ part four ] [ part five ] [ part six ]

smau.

asking him to rail you by tooru-oikawas-milkbread [ nsfw ]

asking you to cuddle but you have to turn them down by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kunimi) [ sfw ]

dating him by aiiwa [ suggestive ; fluff ]

finding out you didn't change his contact name by darlingimawitch (+ kuroo, sawamura, terushima, bokuto, kita) [ sfw ; fluff ]

'finish the heart' trend by arhvste (+ bokuto, kuroo, atsumu) [ sfw ]

good morning texts by kodaiki (+ sawamura, kuroo, bokuto, ushijima, terushima, kita) [ sfw ; fluff ]

responding to you asking if they're jealous by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani) [ sfw ; fluff ]

responding to you being clingy by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

responding to you texting them 'you hurt my feelings' after a fight by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

sending you a dirty text by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kunimi, kindaichi) [ nsfw ]

they leave you on read after you say 'i love you' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

they respond to 'cuddle me' texts by cowcreamers (+ bokuto, tsukishima, nishinoya, sakusa, akaashi) [ sfw ; fluff ]

when he finds out your fictional crush is your lockscreen by darlingimawitch (, iwaizumi, terushima) [ sfw ]

you ask them 'do you only care about my body?' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

you ask them for nudes by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ suggestive ]

you ask them if they still find you attractive by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ; fluff ]

you ask them "on a scale of 1-10, how annoyed are you with me right now?" after a fight by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ sfw ]

you ask them to 'pick a number between 1-10' and send them that many nudes by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani) [ nsfw ]

you leave them on read after they say 'i love you' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, akaashi, bokuto, terushima) [ sfw ]

you send them a dirty text by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kuroo, kenma) [ nsfw ]

you text them 'i want to sit on your face' by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ iwaizumi, matsukawa, hanamaki, kyoutani, kunimi, kindaichi, kenma, kuroo) [ nsfw ]

smau series.

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