#dog jokes

[punstars]

#punstars #puns #punny #humor #jokes #pun #joke #bad jokes #dad jokes #bad puns #music jokes #dog jokes

[paradisechid800]

Bigby: Really?

Snow: What?

Bigby: Do you expect me to believe that it was just coincidence that you were in the same area the crime took place?

Snow: ...

Snow: *pulls out ball*

Bigby: Do you really think that works on me?

Snow: *throws the ball*

Bigby: ...

Bigby: I'm going to go get that.

#the wolf among us #twau bigby #bigby wolf #twau snow #snow white #snigby #snowby #bigby x snow #dog jokes #do you get it?

[craigofinspiration]

I’m just gonna leave this here

#nathan pyle #best memes #memes #twitter #funny memes #memes and jokes #jokes #dog jokes #cat jokes

[frogersonlydotcom]

Seeing as I put so much effort into getting the Sumerian dog joke in cuneiform and latinized Sumerian just for a joke; I ought to do something semi useful and put it here for other people to make terrible jokes.

𒌨 𒂠 𒊑 𒂠 𒁮 𒂠 𒅔 𒆭 𒈠

𒃻 𒈾 𒈨 𒅆 𒉡 𒈬 𒌦 𒃮

𒉈 𒂗 𒅅 𒋺 �� 𒂊 𒊺

‘Ur-gir15-re ec2-dam-ce3 in-kur9-ma’ ‘mij2 na-me igi nu-mu-un-du’ ‘ne-en jal2 taka4-en-e-ce’

#ancient sumeria #sumerian #dog jokes #oldest bar joke #bad jokes #dad jokes #mesopotamia #ancient history #ancient mesopotamia #cuneiform #bronze age #history #world history

[somewhatsad]

My dog is a gummy frog thats why I ate it :3

#i am cringe but i am free #ask me anything #gummies #dog jokes #dumbification #asknyxproxy #My dog is a gummy frog

[centaur-dreaming]

I love when dogs huff and sigh. It’s like what have you got to be stressed about? Laying there, head on paws all sad looking. Stfu lmao

#dogs #dog jokes #black labrador #dog things #dog owner

[cheshire-teeth]

#meme #dailymemes #funny memes #dailymeme #daily meme #dog #dog jokes

[brutally-kind]

Look at her, acting like she doesn’t try to trick me into letting her eat cat poop every day

#blue nose pitbull #pibble #pibbles #pit bull #pitbull #pitbulls #puppies #puppy #dogs of tumblr #pet photography #pet photoshoot #pet humor #doghumor #dog jokes #funny pets #funny dogs #crazy dog

[motleymusings]

#shirpy shirpy sheep sheep #sheepdogs #lol #dogs #dog jokes

[captainpirateface]

Oh my!

Woah! Poets can be dirty too...

Just sayin'....

#dirty jokes #captainpirateface #bipolardepression #chemicalimbalance #wtf #sights and sounds of tumblr #sights and sounds #we have such sights to show you #captain pirateface #CaptainPirateFaceLovesYou #cat jokes #dog jokes #cat joke #dog joke #dirty joke #cat #cat human #catman #cat man #cat human hybrid #human cat hybrid #human cat #cats #dog #dogs #Spotify

[yomamainlaw]

#dog memes #funny dogs #funny animals #dog jokes

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

#tiktok #tiktoks #well actually this is from #instagram reels #Instagram #but we all know what i mean #short form videos #comedy #hahaha #🤓 #funny #praying mantis #entomology #entomology jokes #and something else entirely #dogs #little dog #chihuahua #creachur #bad jokes #yeah #i think thats enough tags

[coquetteanimals]

#lol #haha #meme #memes #jokes #animals #animal #pets #pet #wholesome #aww #cute #cutes #dog #dogs

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird…. #if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

[dekaydk]

This is absolutely not where the idea for Choco Milk Shake came from.

Paging Lee Jae Bin and Kim Seong Hyuk...

#choco milk shake #jonny devaney #dog jokes #humor #long haired wonders