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loudclan-clangen · 13 days
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Loudclan - Moon 18:
Mothtree and Bitterpelt sneak out of camp one night to explore the forbidden cave.
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Mothtree and Bitterpelt are hit by a monster and killed. They were both 19 moons old.
[Should I wait to post this in the morning when it will get more interaction? Probably, but I don’t want you folks to wake up to this. She’s gone guys. I’m so fucking sorry. I had no idea people were gonna love her so much, I mean I knew that I loved her but I also knew what was gonna happen and I felt SO bad watching people get attached knowing that this was coming. Oh well, die the fan or live long enough to watch yourself become the content creator I guess.]
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anleva · 7 months
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I feel like drawing more Yigas , I'm having fun (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(Heads up! Dirty joke)
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Adaine: Weirdly enough, it seems I have a lot of trauma specifically involving orbs.
Kristen: Yeah, I hate balls too
Adaine: Not what I said
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sueanoi-mmx · 10 months
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@mamaw00lies Here's a gift for you.
No, I will not elaborate.
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Ichika, looking through her clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Shiho: Saki's in the kitchen.
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heretherebedork · 1 year
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And dirty joke time it is. Honestly, Zeke and Fifth are actually quite fun and interesting to me, I just wish they were given more time. A lot more time. I like how everyone already teases them for going out but Fifth is sure Zeke likes Kim and the little jealousy interplay between them and the teasing and how much they're flirting but not-flirting with each other at the same time.
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yousaythatsooften · 1 month
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I remembered a joke: There's a business man walking along and he sees a really really tall ladder and a sign that reads "Climb this ladder to success!" And he's an ambitious young man, so he begins to climb...when he's been climbing a few minutes he meets a very pretty, obviously interested in him as well, young woman and she says, "take me! Or keep climbing the ladder to success!". Well, he's just getting started, so on he climbs, encountering more and more beautiful, lustful ladies, and he decides to go all the way to the top!
When he reaches the top, he finds an enormous, filthy man, and the man says, "congratulations on making it to the top. My name's Cess"...as he commences to unzip...
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MEENAH: G--ET BLOWN
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:33 < Kajdiahdj the wording..
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w2beastars · 2 years
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Bad Beastars joke, sorry.
Legosi: Stop calling Haru a whore! Haru: Yeah! I don't take money for it! Legosi: ...
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loudclan-clangen · 12 days
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too bad moth and bitter died virgins... They couldve fucked on the tracks
Hi anon,
1. Funniest ask I have ever received. Congrats.
2. Just as a general rule, before we speculate about the theoretical virginity of any of my Loudclan cats, just do us all a favor and go outside and grab a big handful of grass before clicking send.
3.
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Nasty little Termite...
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suspiciouslynotapastor · 11 months
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I trespass into the DCU fandom, steal their milk and cookies, and leave this.
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sueanoi-mmx · 1 year
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X’s reaction under the cut.
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Saki: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it. Honami: Go to church. Honami: WAIT—
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heretherebedork · 1 year
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So Chan named Khatha after his scepter that he replaced with his might. His might and his scepter. The might that replaced his need for the scepter that he still carries. Chan named Khatha after his mighty scepter... yeah, yeah, I'll see myself out.
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ziziarts · 2 years
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OBEY ME! LUCIFER CHILLIN' WITH MC
warning: terrible dirty joke
~ PLEASE if ya need to reupload this, inform me first hehehe <3 (u can reblog tho )
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