#don’t EVER forget it

[abusedapricots]

Boys are just entertainment

#don’t ever forget it

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[haradasaya]

soup for the colour thing <3333

ZOZO 🥰🥰♥️♥️♥️♥️💓💖💅✨ ilysm

#you are THE baddest bitch #don’t ever forget it #lob you babe #mwah #zozo dearest <3<3

[owlmaya]

saw the og tweet and thought that this, too, is bingqiu

#i was mostly thinking about the fact that lbh doesn’t know the name shen yuan #but i also like the implication that he only calls sqq shizun or husband because he forgot his name #not that he would ever forget #ALSO we don’t know mobei jun’s name so it’s a question whether sqh himself even knows #my art #mxtx #svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu

[bruciemilf]

The more I’m hearing about the situation in Gaza, the more disgusted and disturbed I am by the sheer, shameless inhumanity Israel displays daily.

Some few out of many, many, many, many exemples of what Israel did so far:

Dumped gallons of salt over water supplies so Palestinian people cannot safely drink from it

Israeli soldiers filmed themselves torturing a disabled man, stealing belongings of deceased and captive Palestinians, mocking and sexually assaulting Palestinian women, and many more

Bombed an entire hospital full of babies. Babies.

Murdered Hadiya Nassar, a Palestinian woman older than their joke of a state, by sniping her off a roof, simply because she stated a fact.

Threw a woman off a 5 story building just because

Kept the dead bodies of Palestinian prisoners on ice so they could serve their full sentences. Even AFTER they died. Some remains kept for up to 40 years. So they wouldn’t return these people to their families

Produced “Dead Palestinian Baby” dolls as a children’s toy. The toy comes with small bags for “limbs”

We must keep in mind that while genocide is entirely a product of politics, and a form of systematic oppression, we are truly witnesses to hatred. THIS is what hatred is, and this is what it does. When someone asks you how hatred looks like, tell them it looks like Israel.

#this is absolutely fucking sickening and don’t you ever forget #thar regular. normal people tried to do more for Palestine #while the wealthy and the privileged sat and watched and did what they always will: nothing #palestine #free palestine #free gaza #gaza strip #fuck israel #text

[loserharrington]

Steve refuses to play DnD with Hellfire not because it’s “not his thing” but because he refuses to play with anyone else as his DM. he’s loyal to Erica and Erica only (he’s terrified of her)

#steve playing DnD with the scoops troop is my favorite thing ever #people often forget or don’t even know that he’s played before and it’s so !!!! #erica is his DM and he won’t play with anyone else #that’s his daughter #stranger things #steve harrington #steddie #eddie munson #steve/eddie #stranger things 4 #erica sinclair #scoops troop #steve x eddie #robin buckley #hellfire club #dustin henderson

[leahsdoodles]

I have reentered my wolfstar era and I’m craving some cozy time for our boys

(just a sketch right now, should I finish it?)

*EDIT* I actually made a finished version, see it here

#don’t look too close at some of the hands #I don’t know how to draw them #art #my art #fanart #my artwork #sketch #digital art #wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar fanart #remus lupin fanart #sirius black fanart #harry potter #remus x sirius #marauders #marauders era #marauders fanart #also if I ever finish this Sirius will have tattoos every time I draw a character who has them I forget to include them

[transmascissues]

today, my coworkers’ refusal to see me as a man put one of our patients in a position where they felt unsafe for the third time. i’ve been at this job for less than two months total. i don’t even care about getting misgendered anymore, i just want the people we’re supposed to be taking care of to feel comfortable around me.

i work at a hospital where we have to supervise our patients in a lot of vulnerable situations. there are safeguarding rules in place for certain things that male employees aren’t allowed to be present for when it comes to female patients. and yet, the people training me and telling me what to do have repeatedly put me in situations where i’ve been forced to do things that the female patients aren’t comfortable with me doing. and because they have repeatedly failed to teach me the rules for doing my job as a man, i have no way of knowing when i’m crossing one of those lines unless one of the patients tells me.

i’ve had to watch a victim of SA stare at me in abject terror as my coworkers asked her to strip naked with me still in the room. it took several minutes for her to even be able to speak enough to ask if i could leave the room. i found out after that she broke down crying the moment i walked out. my biggest regret is that i didn’t realize what was happening fast enough to leave before she ever had to say something, because she shouldn’t have had to say it. i never should’ve been allowed in the room in the first place, because that’s not something male employees are supposed to be present for. but i didn’t know that yet, because i was training and i thought surely, they wouldn’t train me to do something that directly violated their own safeguarding rules. that moment was the first time, and it’s haunted me ever since, but it wasn’t the last time. not only did it happen for the third time today — it almost happened for the fourth, and would have if someone hadn’t spoken up to say they should pick someone else. i care for these people so deeply, it’s why i took this job, and i’m so tired of hearing the fear in their voices when they have to ask me not to do something i never should’ve been told to do.

i’m very used to the personal discomfort of being misgendered. i willingly deal with it a lot at work as well as in other situations, not because i’m in the closet (at this point in my medical transition that would be impossible), but because it’s such a frequent occurrence with my coworkers that we would never get anything done if i took the time to correct them every time. but to see it get to the point of causing such visceral discomfort in other people? people i’m supposed to be taking care of and keeping safe? that’s something else entirely, and i’m fucking exhausted.

and after all of that, some of them still look at me like i have two heads when they tell me what to do and i say “i can’t do that, only female employees can” because i’m learning now. clearly i’m already seen as a man by our patients, but my coworkers would still rather put them in an unsafe situation than just train me as a man.

#to be clear it’s four different things they’ve asked me to do that im not supposed to #as soon as i find out about one rule they ask me to violate a different one that i didn’t know about #i will never ever forget that girl’s face and i’ll never stop being angry for her #for all three of them but especially her #i hate my coworkers for a million different reasons #the patients are the only reason i didn’t quit this job after the first day #i just want to do right by them and sometimes it feels like i’m the only one working there who does #it kills me because the patients who know im trans have been so great about it too #most of them know nothing about trans people but they’re so willing to learn and so respectful and we’ve had such great conversations #they’re getting fucked over by someone else’s transphobia when they themselves don’t have a single transphobic bone in their bodies #i hate this place because i care about the people in it too much to stand by the way it treats them and it’s killing me #transandrophobia #transandromisia #transmisandry #virilmisia #virilphobia #anti transmasculinity #transmascphobia

[clownsuu]

YOU’RE THE ONE THAT MADE ME THINK THE BROOM IS HOT?!??

You think that idiot is hot????

#That broom is the biggest green idiot iv ever made JDHDHDDH #Janitor is fuggin breakdancing in the background while a child is getting their ass beat #The bane of my existence- no matter how hard I try and forget y’all will always remember 😔💥🥄 #Fun to draw him every now and then- but oh man I don’t think I can ever go back to the fandom NDHDJ too many children #Also still not tagging him smhhh

[hyruviandoctor]

The greatest lie that was ever told to the people of the world is that Shadow the Hedgehog isn’t the coolest fucking character ever created

#This is a Shadow the Hedgehog stan account and don’t you forget it #him with a motorcycle? kickass #him with a gun? fucking cool man #him just by himself? raddest motherfucker to ever do it #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: disassociation / (well kinda??) ]

AU starts here!

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Casey grew up idolizing his Leonardo. For all the differences that version has with this Leo, it’s not hard to spot the similarities. It doesn’t mean he likes to notice, especially on such a young face.

Leo, for his part, is just trying to keep himself together.

#prison!leo au #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise leo #rise casey jr #rottmnt casey junior #dissociation / #again kinda #of all the paths this can technically happen in all of them #but it’s most apparent in #path c #me: what would Junior look like #me: … #me: *throws in elements from past caseys (including his mom) plus the turtles* #it’s so weird for me to draw Junior as a full grown man next to baby leo #and I haven’t even drawn future Leo ever #I should #maybe path b #pretend that I didn’t forget the line on Casey’s poncho shhhh I don’t feel like going back and adding it djjdjd #we can just say that that line and only that line faded with time #edit: nvm I went back and added it now we’re just gonna ignore how the emblem should be bigger lmao #wanna reemphasize that it’s not all just dissociation #there’s a reason why he calls it going spooky

[katabay]

Gert: Could be better! Could be better if I’m gonna be honest. Do you have a phone? OW: No, I’m sorry, I don’t have one on me. Gert: Do you know where the police station is? OW: The police are highly ineffective in Crestfall.

Obituary 01: Wyatt Died

the death by dying podcast is really fucking funny

#I love weird towns and I love weird characters so it’s giving literally everything I want #death by dying #podcast tag #idk I don’t often listen to podcasts but if I do I want a tag I can reference for when I inevitably forget everything Ive ever listened to #komiks tag

[vic-does-battlecats]

Minor spoilers for the already revealed chapters of the next A Starless Clan book Wind

#a starless clan #a starless clan spoilers #wind spoilers #asc spoilers #warrior cats spoilers #warriors #warrior cats #tigerheart #tigerheartstar #tigerstar 2 #tigerstar #Squirrelflight #squirrelstar #frostpaw #Nightheart #I’ve been wanting to draw this ever since the chapters were revealed and what better time than like two days til the book comes out #i actually think tigerheartstar is an interesting character in this arc he genuinely thinks he’s doing the right thing and he does honestly #want to help. he just does it by trying to crack dad jokes to lighten the mood while trying to run a group that doesn’t want him there #i also think it’s funny that he’s consistently just chill with taking in cats thrown out of their clans. ESPECIALLY from RiverClan #don’t get me wrong he’s super weird in omen of the stars and avos and I think in his super edition (I haven’t read it in a while) #but he’s also a good dad. he’s such a perplexing character I can’t help but find him interesting. at least he DOES stuff yknow #I’ll eat my words if he does turn out to be completely evil or something. but I’ll hate if he does his behavior really isn’t like Tigerstar #-the first. this guy isn’t out here trying to seize power #but ENOUGH ABOUT HIM!! Nightheart asking squirrelstar if frostpaw could come to thunderclan with him was so sweet #i wish she’d accepted I don’t want them to split up I’m worried the writers will forget the entire last book and they won’t be close again

[timdrakeslawyer]

my guilty pleasure is seeing bruce call tim his son, especially to his face! my fav father & son duo ;(

#dc comics #tim drake #robin #red robin #batman #dc #dc robin #dc batman #bruce wayne #like yes sir don’t you ever forget that tim is ur son #@ all those fics where tim feels like an extra puzzle piece in the family #need everyone to remember when bruce said tim is smarter than him n they might end up working for him someday instead #that’s a proud dad right there #i love them so much

[atompalace-official]

#sparkle on! #pokemon #sylveon #shiny sylveon #it’s wednesday #don’t forget to be yourself! #fairy type #sparkly #illustration #eeveelution #jerma #I don’t know anything about jerma…. showwie if that’s a silly tag #I know he’s the father of sparkle on tho #fruitiest Sylveon I’ve ever drawn #slay #atompalace art

[mumblesplash]

this was supposed to be for my own reference but ended up looking pretty cool on its own so here have some eyeballs

#my art #…i’m not tagging all of them individually it’s just eyes #nosy neighbors #mean gills #bad boys #cLockers #see the thing is if i ever drew their eyes exactly like this on an actual drawing it would look weird #this is just like a template containing all the ingredients so i don’t forget how i draw them yk #bitches will draw scar looking sideways for absolutely no reason #its me im bitches #if you’re wondering why no TIES #i’m too tired and i still haven’t figured out impulse etho or skizz to a degree i’m happy with #but mostly tired #limited life