#don’t investigate

[great-and-small]

Extremely good paragraph from an article exploring the concept of sentience in invertebrates

#biology #animals #animal cognition #invertebrates #sentience #this article is not perfect and I don’t necessarily agree with all of their conclusions but it’s still a very important investigation

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 217

Babies can die if they don’t have enough physical contact. This is something that is known, but Talia does not have time to spend with her twins, and it’s not like she carried them thanks to the false Lazarus womb, so she didn’t even have that excuse to use. 

What she did have, was a near braindead teen who could be taught things through muscle memory. 

Which is how Jason ended up caring for a pair of toddlers between any training, even after his dip in the Pit. Well, he cared for them until he left for Gotham, to enact his plans, even if he continued to call them every week. 

But that wasn’t enough for little Damian and Danyal.

Where had their caretaker gone? Away from them? Where is Baba? Across the sea? Unacceptable. They will not stand for this! 

Which in turn, is how Jason discovers his the twins outside his safehouse window, having somehow made it to Gotham on their own- what the fuck, kids!?

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Dad Hood #Jason can’t even go to a meeting without the kids clinging to him & are willing to cut off a hand or two #They’re even more ecto contaminated then the rest of the League of Assassins #Danny might not have all the powers he has in canon but he’s still Liminal as Fuck #The bats when investigating Red Hood after the Duffle Bag Incident find out he has a pair of small children #Who are very clingy & who he is very protective of #Also who he speaks to in League Dialect- TALIA ANSWER YOUR PHONE #It’d be hilarious if Talia refers to Jason/Hood as OUR son & now Bruce is spiraling because WHAT DO U MEAN TALIA- DON’T HANG UP- #WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR SON-

[creatrixanimi]

I’ve been thinking about an angsty AU where chandelure gets injured when Ingo goes missing (was taken)

#submas #subway master emmet #natural harmonia gropius #chandelure #submas angst #subway boss emmet #This was mostly bc I think stained glass scars would be interesting but I accidentally gave the pretty ghost lamp survivor’s guilt (oops) #art #also I’m surprised by how little n is utilized in investigation in arceus aus considering he could like. talk to the witnesses #I don’t know if he would be particularly useful in this au to get ingo back but he could at least help out w communication

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc idea 62

Danny has been reaching out to the league for help.

He thought he had it handled but then got sucked into a different dimension, had his town almost fed to plants, the town had a sleepy time nap, and for crying out loud vortex literally messed with the weather all around the globe.

Out of everything he thought vortex would of made them realize he was serious.

being sick of it he starts researching. If they won’t help them by choice and keep ignoring him he is gonna force the matter.

Too bad he can’t figure out who any of the hero’s are. But he does find a newspaper that might take an interest in his information. Especially with the anti ecto acts being brought into the conversation.

Is showing up at a random reporters apartment without being announced that smart. No. But he is desperate.

Clark did not expect to have a random white haired teen show up at his building.

Now he has answers about the mysterious attacks and questions of why weren’t they alerted.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #justice league #whether it be a mole or chalked up as a joke #the league was unaware of amity #the world wide attacks always got solved within 20 minutes by a secondary party #they had been looking into it #JLD said to leave it #that unless they get asked don’t get involved #they knew it was the infinite realms but didn’t tell the others. #you don’t mess with the realm unless you want it to mess with you #Clark and Louis have an article come out about the acts #just dragging them #showing how they go against the meta human acts #amity gets investigated #probs get the portal shut down #maybe sets off an adoption meter or two #my vote is the government has a mole in the leauge #they want to control ghosts as weapons #can’t have the league knowing about the world wide threat in amity #that would put a damper on things

[loz-the-noob]

Because I’m playing dual destinies and I miss Ema Skye with my whole heart, please take this WIP list of Silly Goofy Things Ema Has Done throughout the games I’ve played. Feel free to add to it if you think of anything I’ve missed.

Things Ema Skye has Done

Threatened to spray potentially hazardous (?) chemicals on a child

Unwittingly convinced everyone she was a crack addict

Sung a song in a court of law with very little persuasion  

Openly admitted that she intended to commit tax evasion. To a lawyer.

Accused a blind orphan of murder with a 45. caliber revolver 

Cried because she couldn’t push something over

Essentially received a bonus in the form of snacks and was completely fine with this

Apologised to a trash can 

Bullied Apollo into buying tea for her from an overpriced vending machine

Somehow confused the words “pickle” and “sausage” in the context of a well-known phrase. 

Inexplicably physically morphed into the Prosecution’s imprisoned brother briefly during a trial. This is never addressed. 

Said ‘Ah’ AT LEAST 12 times in Apollo Justice. I’m pretty sure I missed some 

“Eh heh heh, you want to know about my tool do you?”

Signs legal documents with a little heart next to her name

Was placed on security for a major venue with literally no means of communication with backup?? She had to physically go and get people. This is not her fault.

She has been set on fire. This was also not her fault.

She’s canonically very clumsy. Allegedly breaks bulbs all the time. Did I mention I love her.

Momentarily considered going on a destructive rampage at a concert she was supposed to be security for.

Very nearly let a 15 year old girl convince her to eat potential evidence at a crime scene.

I’m 90% sure her footwear is a health and safety risk

#I’m not sure if she’s quite as silly in investigations so I don’t have anything from there BUT feel free to correct me if I’m wrong #PLEASE add things it’ll be fun #I know I’m definitely lacking in the rise from the ashes department in this list #ema skye #ace attorney #pw:aa #aj:aa #ace attorney spoilers #tw drugs

[laquilasse]

She roasts his ass every day of her life god bless her

#miles edgeworth #kay faraday #ace attorney #ace attorney investigations #aa investigations #my art #I miss them so bad you don’t even know #I have to play aai again

[asocialenjoyeroffandoms]

Dp x Dc crossover promt

What if GIW was created by Justice League

to answer the never ending calls for help?

I mean, it would be more believable then JL just ignoring it, right? (Black out, blocked off and isolated Amity park - no complaints, you’re doing great sweetie)

Maybe they’re different than what is seen in the show, but what if? They’d definitely hide their actual goals, and try to set the narrative, benefiting them. Maybe while they were formed, the government somehow affected the recruitment and its legal purpose (idk how to word it any other way, bear with me here), so GIW doesn’t turn out how JL expected?

Like, the main thing is the League knows about the problem and thinks it’s being handled, completely blinded by the GIW doing everything to JL from paying more than a glance towards Amity park. Possibly even gently swayed by the GIW , who’re being careful to give just enough info to make JL to draw their own conclusions, but not too much to alert the League of their less then moral goals and methods

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp crossover #dc x dp prompt #I wonder what would spur JL into action though #is it the pariah dark incident when the town disappeared or #the stray calls they get that don’t reroute to GIW as they programmed them for the ghost issues for one or other reason #or what even made them create an organization aside from /too many calls/ #I’d also imagine the GIW taking those calls and gathering info that way. imagine the horror #of trying to tell JL about the problem #probably spilling more info than you expected #and then hearing #Thank you for your cooperation with Ghost Investigation Ward #Your information is invaluable to bringing Justice to the world #or the GIW saying to some protesters on the street #in answer to the yells of /The JL would beat your ass for your crimes!/ #And the GIW replying #Don’t worry. Justice League is already there #Right in front of you #wow that’s a lotta tags for me #anyway pls tell me if something’s wrong #or if I missed something #Justice League created GIW #feel free to add on if you something on your mind for that #I’m drained on my end

[operationslipperypuppet]

What are your thoughts on fabian and riz's friendship dynamic? I love them sm :')

oh man they’re so fun

Fabian does consider Riz to be his best friend but isn’t as good at articulating that as all his other friends are so he doesn’t really say it. But the rare occasions he does mean a lot to Riz.

As much as the Hangman openly hates when Riz rides on him, I think Fabian goes out of his way to drive past Riz’s office on the way to school and gives himself enough time to go in and drag Riz out if he sees the light is still on. Because he knows Riz hates missing school despite how close he comes to it almost daily.

Since everything that happened on Leviathan, Riz will most often attack an enemy that Fabian is in melee with. He’s still dealing with the guilt of not being there to help Fabian when he needed help the most so he unconsciously (or consciously, I’m not sure) attempts to do that every chance he gets.

They do still use the chat that’s just them and Gorgug that they made for the first time in Boys’ Night. Mostly it’s Fabian saying “Riz could you please explain to me what the fuck Adaine is talking about when you get a chance. I stopped listening for a second and now I’m baffled.” But they do have an insane meme “competition” going where they will send memes (usually edited to be about their specific situations) back and forth and whichever ones Gorgug interacts with are winners. Gorgug is unaware of this rule.

#they’re so goofy I love them #give me one on one investigation scenes with them in jy so Riz can thrive and Fabian can see when you eat glass and when you don’t #dimension 20 #fantasy high #asks #anon #hc #hc requests #I will still take these if people send them :)

[dahldahlbills]

i had a dream shane caught some insane evidence while investigating a location. he was walking through a restroom with a few stalls in it and complaining about how dirty it was. “Look at all this tra—“ but before he could finish he noticed on his camera a pair of legs in the first stall he passed by and he stayed quiet as he watched the stall door swing open and a full body apparition walked out and turned away from him, disappearing as it stepped toward the sinks. He was totally dumbfounded at first but then he said “it’s a good thing ryan wasn’t in here, his screaming would’ve spooked the ghost.”

#ghost files #watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #they would no doubt make some sort of poop joke if this happened #either that or they’d make fun of how the ghost didn’t wash its hands #i actually don’t know what place they were investigating or why Ryan wasn’t in the room with him #it was p wild #you could hear just how shocked shane was #but Shane would still find some way to brush it off probably

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like the idea of Loki being one of the only people who knows Spider-Man’s identity, because Spiderman is the only one who’s been able to consistently trick the trickster god

And he does it once as Peter Parker when it’s a situation where he can’t switch into his costume, and Loki puts it together like “you!”

But because he’s not actually one of Spidey’s rogues, he doesn’t have to really worry about Loki purposely revealing his identity, but he does have to worry about him unthinkingly revealing it, like seeing him when he’s out taking pics for the Bugle and yelling “Man of Spiders!”

#one of my favorite versions of Loki is from the ultimate Spider-Man cartoon #so this is based on that version of Loki #but not really that version of Spiderman #definitely more of an adult version of Spidey who’s avoiding the avengers so they don’t figure out his identity #but now he has to worry about Thor investigating him because Loki keeps hanging around to prove he’s a better trickster #Spiderman #spider man #spider-man #Peter Parker #loki #loki laufeyson #the trickster god

[pookiepiastri]

Me (a female F1 fan) watching all of the drivers give horrible answers to the reporters asking about the Horner assault case :

#like… doing this during Women’s month… #do they realize half of their viewership is female #“”I don’t care I just want to do my job.’ so did she dude! so. #super dissapointing #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1blr #charles leclerc #f1 red bull #lewis hamilton #christian horner #fuck red bull #red bull racing #horner investigation

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 252

“Sir, we’ve… There’s been an encounter with a Reaper class entity.” 

There were several classifications for ecto-entities. Several ways the Ghost Investigation Ward classified each. Several common ones that they could easily destroy, easily study. Others however… others were dangerous. Incredibly dangerous. 

There’d only been two other Reaper-class entities confirmed before- both contained but barely. RP-1, a large knight-like entity seemingly made from shadows, and RP-2, a child-like creature that could near perfectly mimic a human. 

And now, there was a third. A third entity that could- and judging from the reports coming in had- killed. Which meant it needed to be contained yesterday. 

“Send out the teams- I want this thing in Site X Now!” 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Why yes the Reaper entity is Jason #The other two are Fright Knight & Danny #There’s only 1 higher level of threat/rarity for ghosts #King Class is what CW & Pariah are classed as & the GIW are very relieved they seemingly can’t leave the Zone #Y’know I’m just realizing this feels very SCP-esque #Look it’s called the Ghost Investigation Ward #They definitely don’t care about dissecting things like blob ghosts (or common ghosts they’re sure there’s thousands of) #But it’s similar to an endangered predatory species for the rarer ones #They just also don’t like release the ghosts after relocating them #Why Yes Jason DOES have the All-blades #And yes they’re all three in the same place because the site is the only one they know can hold them #Shadow Core Fright Knight #Space Core Danny #Star Core Jason #Jason is… displeased by the entire situation he’s found himself in #Also very pissed by the Tiny sickly child huddled under the growling shadow-fire being #FK deserves to be more eldritch I’ll be honest #Halfa Jason #Potentially #guys in white

[electric-plants]

cyno: could you give me advice on how to get closer to alhaitham?

kaveh: huh?? why are you asking me? i hate alhaitham

cyno: haha oh yeah that’s one of my favorite jokes you do it’s so funny :)

kaveh: …..one of your favorite what?

#cytham #haino #cyhaino #cyno #alhaitham #haino incorrect quotes #i think cyno should just take it all as a very intricate joke instead of just stubborn friendship denial #kaveh would be spiraling rip #suddenly has to wonder if EVERYONE thinks it’s a joke #(they don’t) #and yet somehow he’s closer to the truth than everyone else😌 best investigator fr #also this would have astronomical implications for cyno’s ‘he lives rent free in each of our hearts’ quip #and also ALSO kaveh being torn between giving cyno advice and acknowledging he’s friends with alhaitham openly #or refusing cyno and feeling BAD but maintaining his reputation #is my aesthetic #also he would OBVIOUSLY give the advice while pleading that cyno does NOT tell anyone he did #which cyno doesn’t because he keeps promises and also because he’s excited he gets to be in on their joke #srry for all the tags my brain gets one (1) thought about them and runs with it forever #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes

[fifiophobia]

(For more of an explanation to why I picked these ships in particular, check out this post)

Edit: I should probably explain everyone’s strengths and weaknesses for reference~

Red Team ❤️🌙🍔

Adora can turn into a goddess who can blip someone out of existence, BUT she actively holds back. Catra has advanced cat abilities. BUT she also has all of the extra weaknesses a cat has (I.E. fear of water)

Batman is able to take down most enemies due to his advance martial arts and trained intelligence, BUT he has a major no kill rule, and he also tends to hold back. Joker can create weapons and is way stronger than he looks. BUT he’s often prevented from killing others due to Batsy holding him back.

Ekko can control time and is overall very strong, BUT he struggles with murder and often needs a team to help him fight. Jinx is very smart and can create mass weapons of destruction, BUT she is very self conscious about being alone, her perception of reality can become messed up, and often doesn’t play by any rule.

Blue Team 💙 🪱 💤

Hannibal is a cannibal who is good at manipulation, and is much stronger than he looks. BUT he is co dependent on Will and how well he’ll fight. Will is also a pretty good fighter, BUT his perception of reality can become messy and he doesn’t have the best aim.

Venom has super strength and overall enhanced abilities, BUT he needs to be with Eddie at all times, and he is weak to fire/noise. Eddie makes for a unstoppable host for venom, BUT he’s also just kind of a guy.

Villanelle is a trained assassin who is fluent in multiple ways of murder, BUT gets easily distracted by Eve, and can become reckless when defending Eve. Eve is a fantastic investigator who could hypothetically figure out everyone’s weak points, BUT she’s also more hesitant to kill.

#I don’t even know why I made this photo #emo furry x mcdonald’s forehead #mcdonald’s forehead x emo furry #tired investigator x parasite #parasite x tired investigator #catradora #batjokes #timebomb #ekkojinx #hannigram #symbrock #villaneve #shitpost #mcdonalds forehead x emo furry #she ra #Batman #joker #ekko #jinx #hannibal lecter #will graham #eddie brock #venom #eve polastri #villanelle #polls #Bruce Wayne

[twifairy]

Okay I should put the Calisto Yew cosplay on here I think. You have to look at my actual social media for my other stuff though.

(Earrings by iconografi)

#yes I was Calisto at the ACen meetup with Shih-Na and Lang #yes I fucking sprained my ankle running into the defense attorneys circle #don’t worry about it #calisto yew #Ace attorney #ace attorney investigations #aai #my cosplay #????????

[quibbs126]

I really want Dark Cacao and Dark Choco to get a Special Episode update some point this year

Not sure what the plot would be, but I just want to see the random trivia stuff that comes with the Special Episodes for them

#the setup in my mind is like a festival going on in the Dark Cacao Kingdom #that then gets attacked by something (presumably not the Licorice Sea since we already had that plot) #and so Dark Cacao and others go to investigate and stop this threat #which is plot relevant somehow most likely #since Dark Cacao’s one of the Ancients and so his story should have weight to it #Dark Choco’s there too in disguise because he just wanted to go to the festival #he gets found out in the middle of the attack #and then he probably stays in the story and the two deal with their issues #not fully but some of it #I don’t know #but we better get a Dark Cacao update this year #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #dark cacao cookie #dark choco cookie #special episode #random stuff