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indurable · 1 year

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So in all fairness the car didn’t come from nowhere. So JD didn’t really feel the need to hunt down the license plate or anything. He was wearing a black jacket, it was dark as shit tonight and well, it wasn’t like he declared himself. They didn’t even really hit him, they just sorta--- it was kind of like a dance? With the car moving super fast and JD rolling over it until he smashed into the pavement. Which, yeah that fucking hurt. He was certain he heard something snap. It didn’t really hurt too bad though, on account of how high he was. So it was more like future!JD’s problem. Present!JD was more concerned with actually standing without looking too pathetic. He was focused on that when a pair of footsteps shuffled closer and without even looking up he declared very firmly. “If you try and help me Imma bite you.” He wasn’t a vampire but he sure had teeth.

#sanguishqs.start #injury tw #violence tw #dumbass tw #crash tw #fire tw #that one is only for the girl thou lol #blood tw

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statusexile · 4 months

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[tw: exhibitionism, humiliation kink, gangbang]

You’re a barrack bunny and you’re feeling extra horny today. So, you decide to wear a white t-shirt with “play with my clit for $5” scribbled on it and strut around the quarter. Best believe everyone will line up in no time.

Soap will be the first in line. He dives right in with his tongue, eagerly lapping and circling around your sensitive bud making you pant and squirm. You grabbed a fistful of his hair, shoving his face deeper into your cunt and he gladly obliged, licking and sucking it like his life depends on it.

Ghost’s rough, calloused fingers dig into your cunt as he mercilessly pinching and slapping your swollen clit, determined to see how quickly he could make you cum just by stimulating the bud alone. He doesn’t even bother to say anything as he only stares back right at you, watching you revel in agony. You’re begging him to stop but it only falls on deaf ears as your puffy cunt throbs under his touch.

Price and Gaz will be taking it slow, savoring every moment with you. They’ll soothe your swollen bud by rubbing it slowly and gently while telling how good you are for them. Delicately inserting their fingers inside your warm, welcoming pussy, eliciting moans from you as they shower you with praises.

Konig and Horangi, oof, they would be so fucking cruel. They would absolutely torture and abuse it like it’s a fucking stress toy. Konig would brutally stretch your swollen cunt to its limits with his hands while Horangi films it, zooming in on your pulsating and swollen sex. Horangi will use a vibrator right on your clit with maximum speed while Konig inserts three of his fingers deep inside you, earning a piercing scream from your throat. He thrusts his digits with relentless force, causing you to sob in pain. His fingers are so thick it feels like he shoved his entire fist. You screamed so loud that Horangi has to forcefully silence your cries by shoving his cock into your mouth while Konig continues to fingers you without mercy.

The men will parade you around the quarter like a prized possession. You’re only allowed to wear your scribbled t-shirt from earlier and nothing else. Ghost dragged you around by the hair, exposing you to the leering eyes of every military personnel who will use you as nothing more but a public glory hole for their pleasure. Price puffing on his cigar as he collects the payment while his subordinates ravage and violated your now numb cunt. And when you finally passed out, Konig will fuck you ruthlessly until you wake up and ready to be used again. :3

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whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx · 1 month

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Of all the theories as to how Carmilla and her daughters found eachother in Hell (adoption, reuniting after they died, one or all three being Hellborn, ect;), I think my personal favorite is the one where Carmilla was either pregnant when she died or later gave birth to a child she miscarried when she was alive.

But whether or not that’s true, one of my favorite crack theories/headcanons about Carmilla being pregnant in Hell is how absolutely weird the other Overlords would be about it- because let’s be real, they would absolutely be weird about it. Maybe supportive and weird, but weird.

Zestial, nervously following Carmilla around: My darling. My own heart. I beg of thou, please, for just a moment.

Carmilla, still stubbornly walking around in her ridiculously sharp shoes: I’M FINE.

Zestial, who’s been trying to get her to sit down or at least change her shoes for over an hour: 0,_0

Rosie, crouched at her side with a glass of something red and questionable: I’m telling you, honey, just try this. It’ll cure that morning sickness in a jiffy.

Carmilla, curled up on her bathroom floor: …it disturbs me that I’m nauseous enough to actually be considering this.

Zestial comes to her rescue and shoos Rosie out to go make her some (GINGER) tea before Carmilla can do something she’ll regret.

Alastor, gazing suspiciously: Why on earth is your abdomen moving like that? Is something trying to break out?

Carmilla, too exhausted to deal with this: That movement is my baby kicking, Alastor.

Alastor: Pardon? You mean to tell me that one can see that on the outside? Eugh.

Carmilla, glaring at him: You are so lucky you’re not worth getting up for.

- Rosie insists on throwing her a baby shower. Vox and Alastor get kicked out for fighting and are forced to put together the IKEA furniture for the nursery as punishment.

- I seriously doubt this lot can build and work an ultrasound machine, so something like this is likely.

Carmilla, slowly coming to after giving birth: Mmmh…?

Rosie, happily bouncing one baby in her arms: Oh good, she’s up! Congratulations, sweetie. You have two beautiful daughters 🥰

Carmilla: ….

Zestial, who’s gently cradling the other: Carmilla…? Is something the matter?

Carmilla: …there’s really two of them. I thought I was hallucinating.

BONUS:

Fun fact- some scientists say cats have sensitive enough hearing that they can hear babies’ heartbeats within their mother’s bodies.

Husk, staring at Carmilla:

Carmilla, who’s still processing that she’s pregnant and hasn’t begun telling anyone else: …is something wrong?

Husk, ears bristling slightly: h o w m a n y h e a r t s d o y o u h a v e ?

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eldstunga · 1 year

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Whate'er seeming they may wear, know full well the Fey, and fear - Their fickle nature, dark and queer - For mortal laws no ken nor care, and 'neath their glamour sweet and fair - fell, their hearts,

and wild, their stare.

#Sarissa #Fey #Satyr #Faun #dungeons and dragons #D&D #ranger #my art #Sarissa of the summer court #tw: blood #Blood #remember - the fey are spirits. strange. amoral #dangerous and mercurial #I drew the blood on as a joke because I loved how manic she looked #but it fit so well #I may draw her primarily as a dumbass funny funny ha ha #but she's decisively inhuman #and I thought I'd draw the fell parts too

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hyakunana · 7 months

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"Son, please— we're having a moment here."

#Lies of P #lop #neowiz #pinocchio #geppetto #geppetto lop #pinocchio lop #fanart #comics #tw blood #as I prepare this post I am facing who i believe to be the last boss in my very first run #aND IM VERY FRAGILE OK #watch me cope with finale emotions w a //ba dum tss// dumbass comic #heard they nerfed the bosses after me getting stuck two days in the cathedral and im like #part of me is happy bc god yeah not much suffering #but the other part is like ok this is too easy wasnt i supposed to suffer??#there was two bosses i defeated in my third try and one in my second tHSI ISNT RIGHT #also very small spoiler alert but i'm keeping my p with the short hair ok I GOT ATTACHED TO IT

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thatdoodledcrow · 7 months

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It said [ 🟡 ]

#V1 ultrakill #ultrakill V1 #ultrakill #art #crow does animation #gifs #was thinking about my headcanons for how the V-models emote and went ‘hey that’d be cool to animate!’ and now this exists #I’m very tempted to make a matching V2 blink animation but I REALLY do not have the time rn lol. maybe soon...#anyways the most important take away from this should be that both of them can do the dumbass mode cat eyes. have a good day lmao #scopo tw #scopohobia tw #<- not sure if that applies but just in case?

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myrzilich · 4 months

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oh man

#favorite eye dumbass.#the magnus archives #tma #tma fanart #the magnus archive fanart #jonathan sims #tw scopophobia #the archivist #tma jon #jon sims #my art

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sibmakesart · 2 months

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luckily there was a half bottle of cooking wine left in the fridge

#HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA no i wont be seeking help lol ignore me #tw alcohol #tw alcoholism #sib is a DUMBASS #r u surprised #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #self insert #ig #personnal #vent #ig ???#idk #i still dont know lol #im 2and half glasses in just ignore whatever comes out of my mouth. keyboard. whatever #ngl as an atheist i think the second step is bs so

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searchingforakeythatdoesntexist · 3 months

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Day 8: “Hangover” – Good Omens

[Previous] [Next Day] [First Day] - Don't forget to 💕/ reblog ;-)

Personal challenge: a simple sketch each day

Goal: forcing me to keep things simple - inking, shading, just a few sashes of colour

Improvement pursued: to get the movement, the emotion, finding how to add depth, learning how to leave things barely finished

Max time allowed: 2 hours instead of 8-20 on my previous projects (1h30 here, I had a rough day at work and I just couldn’t have the energy to draw a more difficult prompt)

Today's theme chosen by me: Rough day? So, what about a rougher night with your bestie. And an extraordinary amount of alcohol™. Aaaaand the weirdest waking-up ever.

As I was exhausted after work, I just wanted to draw a sleepy-lazy-drowsssy Snake!Crowley, and Turtledove!Aziraphale came along to the party. Yessss, a turtledove, not a dove. Turtledove, I like them, me. Why? Because in France, they are grey – so it seems perfect for Azi. And they have a collar of darker feathers, just like a bow tie. And they have the cutest softest soothing song I have ever heard. Aaaaaand I am positively sure that when they bond, they bond for life. *mic drop, goes back to sleep*

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canonkiller · 2 months

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2021 art that I was shy about at the time. but I'm gayer now.

#long time no see to this oblivious dumbass and his crush #my art #2021 #hebroth #my ocs #avex #tws:#suggestive #smoking #avex doesnt actually 'smoke' he does it for the drama. unless its fantasy weed #anything beyond this doesnt go on main. you have to find that yourself

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apllsauc · 5 months

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so yknow how about a year ago i posted a sketch of the rottmnt turgles as sweet capn cakes deltarune, inspired by @mspaint-turtles' riserune drawings?

i decided to redraw it - and actually finish it this time :]

[mind you i did not do this all on my own - a lot of this was tracing over the original deltarune graphics and a screenshot of donnies lab with a pixel brush and then copying over the colors, so! credit ofc goes to toby fox and the rottmnt team for those <3 ]

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt donnie #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #gay ass /aff #pint sized artist #evil genius mastermind dumbass <3 #tw bright colors #tw possible eyestrain #apllart

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ssstrawberryflowers · 5 months

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is this what they call projecting

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vilsoo · 6 months

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my mutuals (majority that had bigger blogs) have all been dropping like dead flies because of a toxic, pathetic writer on this app that drove all them off. rip to munsonsins, getoswhore, kazushawty, literally everyone. and those that have heen affected yet still continue to stay on this app, i hope you’re all doing fine. but these ppl were driven off all because of jealousy reasons, false plagiarism accusations, death threats, cyberbullying, you fucking name it. we lose so much good works and genuine people on here that created their own platforms for the purposes of consuming fanfiction/writing fanfiction 😐 but since they were being dragged into discourse with a certain someone on this app, it’s crazy how their followers dickride the shit out of that thing and send hate/death threats to them through anon like wowww. 😹

#( ♥︎ ) — messy talk.#tw discourse #now what i don’t fucking understand is just letting the large amount of followers you have getting into your head #becoming all egotistical and treat every innocent writer on here like they’re fucking inferior to you #you are a grown ass 25 year old woman that likes to age up minors and write some fucked up smut about them #imagine having to choose between the struggles of acting like a child or sexualizing a child????#also #i really dgaf about the excuse of them being “fictional” like #dont be a fucking dumbass and justify that shit to me on anon #cuz all you’ll be talking to is a brick wall

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riant-draws · 3 months

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hi I'm alive o/

backwards through the snow? stellar fic. and the author MADE AN AU OF IT that's like 200% more angst - unfeeling feelings on ao3! These are some doodles based on UF soooo

yeah go read it too

been working on a long project ehe (it wasn't supposed to be long but here I am, still grinding a month later) so expect that soon-ish? hopefully no later than a week or two but life is busy rn so yeaaaah

#five pebbles #5 pebbles #rw backwards through the snow #rain world #rain world art #rw five pebbles #unfeeling feelings #fic art #slight spoilers? maybe?#tw for eye trauma #eye injury #my dumbass putting the tw at the bottom #body horror #riantart

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rentaldarling · 5 months

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TW: incest, rape, underage, dead dove do not eat

does anybody remember/have the fic where reader is one of william’s kids, and she gets raped by him? i remember he also forces her and michael to have sex. and elizabeth and evan die. but then reader and michael escape and then michael works at fnaf pizzeria or smth. and then ennard like moves in with them. and then reader gets kidnapped by william again

i need that fic it fueled so many of my best sob sessions 😞

#five nights at freddy's #william afton smut #tw: noncon #fic request #does any know what happened to it??#william afton x reader #william afton x you #michael afton #michael afton x reader #fnaf jeremy #jeremy x reader #dead dove do not eat #dumbasses

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letulthi · 3 months

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I love making little sketch doodles even though I usually hate sharing them because sometimes they're good enough to turn into actual art that I can share! They're fun and stupid and I can do whatever with no need for my perfectionist tendencies to go wild on little details!

... also some of them are silly things like this that make me laugh

Hornet with a very badly drawn gun had me giggling even before I added Ghost's lil horns cut off in the corner so I hope it makes someone else amused as well lol

#hollow knight #the hollow knight #ghost hollow knight #hollow knight hornet #siblings!!!#this had me smiling like a dumbass the whole time i was making it #the sillies #i love these goobers #this could be considered a height chart which is very funny to me #tw gun

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