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fantasylandloser · 3 months

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Prude

Summary: Very awkward conversation with JJ and the gang

Warning: mentions of sex/ jj being fucking annoying/ reader slut shaming JJ

A/N: Found this in the vault

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JJ knew the rules. He knew he couldn’t touch you. No pogue on pogue macking. That didn’t make it easier though, especially not now. Not now that you were curious.

You were the worst prude he knew. He wished you were faking it, but you truly were lost when it came to anything that had a sexual nature. It made it worse for him. You could be a real priss when it came to talking about it too. Like you were just a few minutes ago when you called JJ a slut. Granted he started the argument per usual, but you had never actually taken a real jab at him. You usually would just mock him, or ignore him. You’ve never called him a name, but you were in a mood today and JJ just wouldn’t take the hint.

“Ya know, I don’t appreciate that.” JJ states. “Someone has to be giving to the tourons, and as we all know.” He puts his arms out shrugging. “I’m a giver.” You roll your eyes at him, trying to continue on with your book, mad at yourself for even engaging.

“If you let someone give to you, then maybe you wouldn’t be acting so pissy right now.” JJ continued trying to get you to say something back, and missing your usual banter instead of this mood you were in.

“JJ leave her alone.” Pope steps in, knowing that you hadn’t had the best day and that JJ was just further irritating you.

JJ ignores him continuing to egg you on. “You know if you ever need to rub one out, I know this excellent technique-” JJ cuts himself off when he sees your eyebrows scrunch in confusion. “I’m talking about for when you… well you know.” JJ smirks, only to stop promptly when Kie smacks him on the back of his head.

“Leave her alone, idiot.” And JJ would have maybe left you alone then if you weren’t still making that adorable stupid confused face.

“Ow! I’m just saying Kie. You do touch yourself don’t you?” He asks directly the wheels in his head spinning as the stupid little confused look on your face deepens. Now even John B was looking up from his map, awaiting your answer and Pope and Kie also seemed to be.

“What are you even-” You start to ask, because everyone touches themself, to put on lotion, to do their hair, to take baths-

“Between your legs.” He clarifies for you immediately making the words die in your throat and a heat rise on your face.

“Oh…” The awkward silence that settles in the group seems to intensify by the second. “No, not really.”

“Not really?! What does that mean? You don’t ever just… get the urge.” JJ presses, leaning towards you in anticipation.

“JJ leave me aloneee.” You draw out in a groan. Uncomfortable with the topic of conversation, which somehow always gets to topics like this one when you’re talking to JJ.

“That’s my last question. I swear. Then you can go back to reading and calling me a slut.” He pleads, curious eyes digging into you.

You huff in irritation. “I tried once and it didn’t really feel-” You huff again at your inability to find the right words, but also knowing JJ wouldn’t leave you alone until his curiosity was satisfied. “I didn’t like it.” You answer simply, wanting the conversation to end.

“That’s gotta be the most bullshit thing I ever heard.” JJ tried to continue even though he said he’d leave you alone. Kie smacked his arm, making him put his arms up in surrender. “Fine, I'll leave it alone.” JJ finally let a now very awkward silence settle over everyone, knowing that wouldn’t be the last of that conversation.

#jj maybank #jj maybank x reader #obx x reader #obx pogues #fantasylandloserfic #jj mayback imagine #outer banks

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hollowdeath · 4 months

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more of my own personal headcanons about harry <3

sharing clothes would be his favorite thing in the world. he'd love seeing you in his biggest hoodies/sweaters, fawning over how cute you look with them hanging off you. he'd get particularly happy when you sleep in them, waking up in the morning with messy hair wearing an old t-shirt of his. he'd also love getting them back & still being able to smell you on them.

always tapping, drumming, & fidgeting with his hands. always itching to do something, can't sit still for more than 2 seconds. gets lost in his thoughts constantly. always drifting off in his own world & accidentally missing parts of conversations.

cooking breakfast for you is the best way for him to start his day. he knows exactly how you like your tea, eggs, pancakes, even your favorite cereals and oatmeals. he'll sit in bed with you and just chat while you eat, asking how you like it as he eats his toast.

BEST gift-giver ever. like seriously. this kid knows exactly what to get someone, anyone, for both birthdays & christmases, & he always outdoes himself. always carefully listening & taking notes anytime you mention something you saw that you liked or thought about getting. tries to get you things you would never treat yourself to; money's no object when it comes to your look of surprise & joy opening his gifts.

again, physical touch is his love language, but he particularly LOVES when you play with his hair. he'll just lay his head in your lap hoping you'll get the hint & start running your fingers through his soft hair. he doesn't really like having long hair, but he certainly likes when you have more to play with, so he grows it out just for you. if he's especially stressed out or can't sleep the only thing that can bring him back to earth is your hands tangled in his hair.

constantly doing little good deeds even when people aren't around. picks up trash/litter he sees, leaves generous tips everywhere he goes, casts a quick spell to help someone in need, & always makes it a point to talk to more introverted people to make them comfortable around him. always gives the best advice when he notices someone struggling.

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piratefishmama · 9 months

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Finders Givers | Part 1

“—But maybe someday when my ship comes iiiin~ She’ll understand what kinda guy I’ve been, an then I’ll win”

“Chrriiiisss!!” Eddie whined as he tossed himself onto his front, burrowing his head under the pillow

“And when she’s waaalkin, she’s loookin, so FI-I-IIIINE!!”

“CHRIS!!” It was no use, she couldn’t hear him. Too busy belting out Billy Joel in their little kitchenette at… he shoved his pillow aside, realising it was a fruitless endeavour to try and block out the dying cat that was his roommate.

They’d gotten in at just gone two in the morning after blowing the very last of their ‘rainy day’ fund on ten for two dollar shots at a local student haunt, and now it was… ten in the morning, they didn’t have jobs left to get ready for, he still hadn't been able to find his wallet anywhere.

And Chrissy was. Singing.

As if they didn’t have to start job hunting again or risk the fury that was their greasy landlord and his mission to extort them of all their hard earned money. They’d be out on their asses by months end if they didn’t find something soon and the band wasn’t raking in as much cash as he’d have liked for it to be raking in.

Last he heard some big shot was looking to buy the Hideout too, probably shut them down for good. That’d be just their luck.

“An when she’s TAAALKIN she’ll say that she’s MI-I-IIINEE!” He threw his covers off, accepting defeat. At least it smelled like eggs and bacon, so she was clearly cooking the last of their breakfast foods.

Chrissy was of course in her sleep shirt, legs bare, with naught but slipper socks to keep her toes cosy on the tile floors of their kitchenette, swaying to the vinyl player belting out Billy Joel by the open window. Many a man’s fantasy come true, Chrissy was a vision while lost in her favourite music, but to him, Eddie Munson resident flaming homosexual, okay she was still beautiful he had eyes, but those leggy legs and swaying hips didn’t do it for him, thanks. “CHRISS!!”

And she jumped, barely managing to save the bacon from winding up as a sacrifice to the dastardly floor gods. Whipping around to face him, she graced him with the signature Chrissy ‘sunshine smile’ which… didn’t track for the killer hangover she ought to have had given she had three rounds of those shots all in that tiny-ass body of hers.

“Eddieee!!”

“Chrisssyyyy, what’cha doin, Chriss?”

“Breakfast! And Billy Joel!”

“I see that, at… ten in the morning, after student night!” They weren’t students, Chriss could pass for one though “Whaaat’s going on?”

“Letter! The letter, on the top there, read it!” And she was turning her back again hips swaying, moving the foods over to two plates, the only two they currently had clean, oof, it was his turn on dishes, damn what he wouldn’t give for a dishwasher.

Curiosity piqued, he crossed the short distance (it wasn’t a large apartment) and plucked up the neatly tri-folded piece of paper, letterheaded with a real fancy SH logo, a business address and corporate phone number, the letter reading,

“Dear Tenant” he didn’t do inner voices, he had to read it out loud “This is to inform you that as of the week commencing June 12th the building will be under… under new… new ownership?!” He looked up, eyes wide with alarm.

“Keep reading!!” She prompted as if predicting his alarm, she wasn’t even looking at him, clearly jazzed about something, new ownership? The building had been sold from under them and she was happy? He looked back at the paper.

“At this time, we will be… suspending… suspending?” She nodded, turning with two plates in her hand to their tiny little table that Wayne had donated when they moved in “suspending your required rent payments as we… look toward renovating the building and all apartments within.”

“Keep reading, there’s more!” He sat down at his usual chair, paper held in both hands, eyes fixed to the print as he read.

“Any rent arrears accrued in the duration of the building renovations will be… hold up—”

“Yep.”

“You’re joking.”

“Nope, not joking, it’s official I called them this morning, took me ages to get through to someone but it’s legit, Eddie.”

“But—but shit like this—this doesn’t happen Chriss, and you know what the Police said that one time you got scammed, right? If it seems too good—” he was still looking at that word, that one little word that made all the difference.

“Then it’s probably too good to be true! I know, I know, but I got the confirmation from their office, I GOOGLED the number too, I didn’t just call the one on the letter cause I know scams can get’cha that way.” Although what kind of scam it could be was baffling as it wasn’t asking for money it was saying they wouldn’t be asking for money for a while “sobered my ass right up let me tell you, best hangover cure in the world, and Mrs Jablonski next door got one too! And Dottie across the hall, I’m pretty sure I heard upstairs yelling earlier, an I mean like happy yelling, not yelling yelling like usual. Cheering! I think it’s legit, Eddie…”

“So… we just… we don’t have to pay rent, at all… for however the fuck long these renovations take to happen? Do we have an expected completion date to these renovations? Or start date?”

“Nope, just a from week commencing, the lady on the phone had no idea about them but she got the confirmation from ‘upstairs’ and just said there’d be more information sent to us eventually and not to worry about it.”

“Not to worry—not to worry about it?” He wanted to worry about it, every fibre of his being demanded he worry about it. Not that they could even pay rent if it was asked for, they had no money and no jobs after he’d decked their line manager for calling Chrissy fat, she was not fat, and she’d only just stopped staring at herself in the mirror as if every inch of her was wrong. She’d passed the month mark since she‘d last forced herself to throw up. She was finally getting some plump back into her cheeks.

She was on the mend. She was recovering. And he’d just—Eddie had seen red. He just wished he’d have been wearing his rings at the time.

“You can call them if you want!” She spoke around a mouthful of sunny side up eggs. “I think whatever it was, was a really random decision high up, like… it wasn’t something decided upon by a board of directors or anything because she took a while to get confirmation about it, but—but I dunno Eddie, maybe… maybe things can be good for a while.” They wouldn’t have to panic about getting jobs.

Wouldn’t have to deal with grease trap Carl the guy who collected their rent every month who seemed to just… always be greasy. Hands, hair, face, clothes. Who’d look at Chrissy like she was a piece of meat, or make disgusting comments about how lucky Eddie was to live with her, while she was stood right there holding Eddie’s arm back stopping him from launching at the guy.

Wayne had offered to run the guy over one time “Would be a one an done, son, would catch him at just the right time as he left the place an be gone just as fast, wouldn’t even know I was there.” Like a grade A parent, with all the gold stars available at the local craft store. But Eddie could deal with Carl.

They wouldn’t have to anymore though. If this was legit, it meant Carl was gone. No more Carl.

“…Screw calling them, I think we should go down there and see what’s up.”

“M’kay, but eat your damn breakfast that’s the last of the maple bacon an you got the bigger piece.” If he immediately traded the bigger piece on his plate for the smaller one on hers, well… she only smiled over it, she liked the maple kind more than him anyway.

Or so he'd told her.

Part 3

#PirateWrites #FindersGiversFiclet #Steddie #Mob Boss Steve Harrington #No Upside Down AU #Shady!Steve #CW: Lighthearted stalker vibes #Robin gonna judge Steve /SO/ hard.#cw: mentions of past eating disorder

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crimsonbubble · 2 months

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Ok but. Johnshi x dog hybrid!reader.

Just the constant spoiling you'd get from the both of them... Being called their pretty puppy while they rail the shit outta you or how they'd call you a dirty mutt if you're being bratty errrm... Totally not self protecting here 😇

cw. nsfw, gn puppy!reader, oral, vague spit kink, praise, ear and tail pulling, fingering, dacryphilia, overstimulation, edging, voice kink, spanking, vibrators and dildos, sex tape, mirror sex *not proofread, just pure horny

[can you tell how crazy this idea made me]

No bc neither of them can stop themselves from spoiling you

Like they just love to spoil you with gifts and love and affection

They both just love to love on you

There is always someone there to give you kisses and ear and chin scratches

But that doesn't mean that they won’t put their foot down when you go out of line

But they just adore seeing you go starry eyed and getting a dopey smile on your face when you start feeling good

Johnny has a knack for tugging on your tail when he goes down on you. Kenshi gives you everything you want, he can’t stop himself

You just look so cute when you’re slobbering all over his cock :((

Johnny doesn’t hold back when he gets the change to make you feel good

He will pour his heart and soul out to make you feel good

He loves to call you his pretty little pup

The way you clench around him and start whining is to die for

He’ll bite and nip at your ears to have you whimper and cling to him

Kenshi feels you up like no tomorrow

He loves seeing his rough tattooed hands on your pretty body

SADIST. AN ABSOLUTE SADIST

Loves to overstim you

Mainly bc he loves to see his pretty pup cry pretty tears

Finds it funny to fill you with his fingers rather than his cock just so he can see how desperate you get

Wipes your tears away while still stuffing your messy hole with his fingers

He knows your body well, better than you as he pinpoints your sweet spots and curls hi fingers against them to leave you trembling

If you have a voice kink, it’s over for you

Kenshi will use and abuse this special kink of yours

“Easy pup, you can take it.”

“Look at how messy you are.”

“Such a good pup, just for me, yea?”

“Aw, look at you. Crying so sweetly for me.”

“You can take one more, you got it pup.”

Anyway back to Johnny

Absolute horndog for you

Giver to the max

Enabler of your shenanigans

Will 100% egg you on just to have an excuse to punish you

Goes from maximum edging to maximum overstim

Thinks you look the best when you’re crying

Makes you lay across his lap so he can leave pretty red handprints on your ass

Which leads him to edging and overstimulating you on his fingers

But he isn’t opposed to using a toy on you

All kinds of dildos and vibrators have been thrown into the mix over time

Binding a vibrator against you while fucking you open on a dildo

I feel like Johnny would make a replica of his own dick for you to use - shade match and everything

Quick thought - Kenshi using the replica of Johnny’s cock to punish you

Bonus points if Kenshi records it and sends it to him

OMG mirror sex

Johnny fucking you in front of a mirror, so he can show you how well you take him and how debauched you look when you’re getting your back blown out

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bones4thecats · 1 month

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Them With A Reformed Sinner! S/O

Type of Writing: Random Idea Name: Them With A Reformed Sinner! S/O Characters: Adam, Lute, and Emily Idea-Giver: Random Thoughts

A/N: This is mainly about how they meet and my take on how Season two may go, y'know with God being introduced and holding a meeting on what happened during Extermination Day. Anyways, have a great rest of your days/nights!

⚠️ Trigger Warnings: Mentions of Death and Non-Canon Events ⚠️ Spoilers for: S1 ⚠️

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Reformed Sinner! Reader ; 'Died' with Sir Pentious ~ Fox-Demon

🎸 Adam, despite what many in Heaven think, doesn't bother memorizing all of his descendants and what they do. He only sees them after they die during the Extermination

🎸 You were one of Sir Pentious' helpers when it came to making his creations, such as the Egg Boiz for example. And, when he had begun his charge up his ship to take on Adam head-first, you were one of the people inside of the ship, holding his hand as he said his so-called final words; Fire.

🎸 When you both awoke after falling onto a ground, you couldn't lie, you were horrified. After all, who just dies from being blasted by an angel and suddenly appears in a new land?

🎸 It took you a little more processing than your college, but, when you did finally come to terms that you were in Heaven, due to your actions in Hell against Adam, you were quite pleased

🎸 This action just allowed Heaven to realize their faults in judgement; Reformation was possible!

🎸 You and Pentious were taken to the main judgement room where Charlie and Vaggie were months prior and that was where you met your unknowing future spouse

🎸 Adam had just barely dodged the attack from Niffty and escaped back to Heaven with Lute on his tail as he swore revenge on the residents of the Hotel

🎸 He had then healed up and was required to go to the meeting where their Father, God, had set up to discuss the day's events and whatnot. And anyone could tell that he was both pissed and pleased

" And Adam. What in the name of Earth were you thinking?! I only allowed Extermination on the one condition that is happened when I decided it to be necessary, not for you to do it six months prior! Without my knowledge nonetheless! And, who are these two?! " " They're the first reformed sinners! My Father, meet Sir Pentious and Y/N L/N. "

🎸 Adam glared at you two, remembering how you stood beside Charlie as they declared war upon one another. And he remembered how determined you stared him in the eyes as he blasted you two nothing alongside your friend

🎸 Once God had calmed down and motioned for you, Pentious, and Adam to step forward and announced for everyone else to exit the room, the first man and grown more nervous than before

🎸 When the creator of life had placed you three at a table and told you guys to speak to one another without any malice or hatred, and, in turn, basically apologize, Adam straight-up asked why

" Because Adam. They are new members to our home, and that means we must treat them with the same amount of respect that we treat the natural Winners. Now, apologize. " " But- I- Ugh... fine... I'm sorry... " " Apology- " " Forgiven. And we apologize for attempting to kill you in return. We just- felt the need to protect our friends more than we had any value for each other's lives. "

🎸 He was shocked, you were apologizing for trying to kill him?! He had tried killing you! You must have been trying to deceive him, that is what foxes were known for; deceit.

🎸 Forcing a smile despite his confusion and wish to throw out colorfully decorated questions at you, Adam just pushed through the meeting second by second. But, he'd have to ask you questions later on. He just had too.

Reformed Sinner! Reader ; 'Died' fighting along Alastor ~ Chickadee-Demon

🗡️ She did not want to be here in the slightest.

🗡️ Why was she needing to tell her side of the story?! You and your little friend, Alastor, had attacked Adam, nearly killing him in the process, much to everyone's shock

🗡️ Lute was not amused with how you kept a small smile when mentioning your fight against Adam and how you had stood your ground during, smiling with full teeth- ones matching the Radio Demon's, though yours were more white

🗡️ The Father of Humanity just looked at you and your snake friend before smiling gently and motioning you and him to come closer so he could look into your eyes

🗡️ He could tell when someone was lying by looking deep into their eyes, it was something about their soul being based off of a piece of him that made it work

🗡️ Lute watched with narrowed eyes and your wings come flying backwards with force as your eyes turned white with black spots littering, oh how she hoped you and Pentious were banished back to Hell

" They pass. Their seems to be no amount of sin left within them, well, there is a hint, but a hint I can forgive. " " WHAT?! "

🗡️ Smacking her hands to her mouth, Lute slammed her head into the stand's top, making a loud thump echo throughout the room signalling her shock if the word was not enough

🗡️ The exorcist looked at you and Pentious and gritted her teeth as he began to tear up with joy as God summoned his little Egg Boiz back into existence, though they took on a more heavenly-egg form than an demonic-egg one

🗡️ Looking at you especially as a small bird landed on your large piece of feather-like hairs that stood up from your head, her heart began to pound heavily as her mind screamed at herself for the interior action

🗡️ Why in the name of Heaven was her heart pounding at your smile and gentle nature with the Egg Boiz and your little bird friend?!

🗡️ Whatever the reason was, she didn't want to think about it anymore. After all, such an action could be perceived as unholy, resulting in her demise to Hell

🗡️ Holding her spear closer, Lute nodded as God dismissed everyone and Emily hugged you and pet your bird as she spoke to Sir Pentious, asking you guys some stuff about the Hotel and who you guys believed could be redeemed next

🗡️ Lute almost bumped into you, but she stopped herself, allowing one question to burn in her mind as she began to walk away to where a certain female demon was;

🗡️ Why did you seem so cute?

Reformed Sinner! Reader ; 'Died' protecting Charlie from Adam ~ Hyena-Demon

💞 You were known to be very aggressive around those you deemed not worthy of your presence, and as one of the most dangerous demons in Hell when angry, even those in Heaven saw this come out

💞 This happened when Adam had tried to lay his hands on Charlie during the meeting, though you were far faster and more dangerous than Vaggie when it came to this time

💞 You had jumped the gun and kicked the first man away, shocking everyone. And when you barked for the two females to be sent back with you to your home, Sera just nodded and made a portal for you guys to leave, much to Adam's annoyance

💞 Emily had barely even met you, and it saddened her. But, seeing you defend Charlie from such a powerful heavenly figure made her heart skip a couple beats

💞 Wait- why was she thinking you looked amazing protecting the Princess of Hell?! Was this unholy?!

💞 She hadn't heard about or from you until Extermination Day, which was when Adam and his exorcists had descended to attack and kill as many sinners as they could

💞 And in Adam-ly fashion, they had went to attack the Hazbin Hotel first, much to everyone else's annoyance

💞 You had noticed that Adam was about to kill Charlie, so, you threw yourself in front of her, making his large attack hit you and in-turn kill you, and that action prompted the angry outburst of your closest friends, Alastor and Charlie

💞 Surprisingly though, you and Sir Pentious, who had also died protecting the Hotel and your friends, had appeared in Heaven before Sera and Emily

💞 Emily had looked at you both in awe, adoring your new look; your fur and tail was more well-kept and your ears were fluffier with the skin inside being shaped like tiny pink-tinted hearts to match your hand's markings

" Y/N! Oh my goodness, you got reformed! How awesome is this?! "

💞 The angel squealed and hugged you as you chuckled nervously, still adjusting to the bright surroundings. To be honest, you expected to close your eyes and never open them again

💞 Sir Pentious held onto you from behind as you led him throughout the building and during the meeting with your Creator and the rest of his heavenly council, and you had to admit, watching Emily gleefully talk about you and your friend was nice

💞 Maybe you could get used to your new afterlife here?

💞 Maybe Emily could hang out with you even more!

💞 Maybe this could be the start of a whole new relationship? Oh no she's going full on romantic, isn't she?

#Hazbin Hotel #Angels #Heaven #Hazbin Hotel x Reader #Angels x Reader #Heaven x Reader #S/O! Reader #GN! Reader #Demon! Reader #Angel! Reader #Sinner! Reader #Hazbin Adam #Hazbin Adam x Reader #Hazbin Lute #Hazbin Lute x Reader #Hazbin Emily #Hazbin Emily x Reader

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jflemings · 19 days

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would you minds sharing any random jessie relationship headcanons you have? you write about it so well in your fics pls let us into your brain lol

— my oddly specific gf!jessie headcanons

pairing: jessie fleming x reader

warnings: nsfw & saw

a/n: got this ask and kept it in the drafts so i could just keep adding to it when a thought popped into my head :)

if any of my headcanons inspire fics please please please tag me!!! i’d love to see your take on them <3

- took soooooooo long to ask you out because she kept psyching herself out

- spoke with such confidence that it was honestly a shock to you when she told you she was nervous

- talked about you all the time to her friends and family before they ever actually met you

- introduces you to her sister before the rest of her family (mainly bc elysse begged to meet you)

– she has tiktok only so you can send her videos and you’re the only one she follows

– she takes soooo many photos of you

loves taking embarrassing ones just so she can laugh at them later

– sleeps on the side of the bed closest to the door

– is an absolute pain in the ass to go furniture shopping w because she reads everything on the label

– early bird

– not super big on pda but insists on holding your hand everywhere you go

– she doesn’t really celebrate her goals but if she knows you’re in the crowd she’ll point to wherever you’re sitting and blow you a kiss

– if you get married she gets your first initial tattooed on her inner left bicep closest to her heart

– easily embarrassed by compliments

– likes to read her book with your head in her lap

– makes the best bacon and eggs, i don’t make the rules

– if you drink coffee you can bet your ass she memorised your order the first time y’all went out for coffee

– super clingy in the mornings

– makes a playlist of songs that reminds her of you/your relationship

– very attentive gift giver, will take note of even the smallest things you say you like for future reference

– if you’re a reader she’s got your tbr in her notes app so that if she sees a book you’ve been meaning to read she can just get it for you

– likes to give and receive flowers

– a rambler, she’ll talk your ear off if she gets talking about something she really enjoys

that includes you, she talks about you to her teammates all the time

– secret avid pet name user

babe, baby, my girl, sunshine, ALL OF THEM

- blanket hog

- the two of you make a pact to learn something new by the end of the year and she chooses to learn how to play the fucking harmonica

- she gets rlly good at it tho

- picks out your outfit for game days

- loves having baths with you

doesn’t get to do it often but when she does she goes all out: bath bomb/bath salts, candles, her kindle. the whole lot

- talks during movies if she doesn’t know what’s going on

“why’d he do that” “jess i don’t know, we’re watching the same movie”

- not a big tv series watcher but will sit with you while you watch it

- loves her documentaries though

- does a really good david attenborough impression

- is ridiculously competitive when it comes to monopoly and twister

- which is funny because she’s shit at twister

- likes to be close to you at all times

if the whole couch is free she’ll still sit next to you, thigh to thigh

- doesn’t like to argue but will if she feels strongly enough about it

- she can honestly be kinda condescending in arguments without even realising it

definitely comes from her role as a leader

- she asks you multiple times through the day what you’re thinking about just because she likes to know what’s going on inside you head

- likes to do normal, everyday things with you like chores. honestly doesn’t even care that she has to vacuum the whole house, she just likes that fact that the two of you are cleaning together

- as clingy as she is she also really likes her alone time and will often take herself to a corner of the house to just mellow out, especially if she’s been around people a lot that day

- she’ll always come and find you with a smile on her face when she’s ready to though

- loves to update you on her day when she’s away. she’s been known to send you photos of anything and everything when she’s with team canada

- likes to get you lil something from every city she visits if she can

- you display all the trinkets she gets you on a shelf

- when you first started dating she’d write you letters as a way to express her emotions because she didn’t feel like she could properly communicate them directly to you

she gives them all to you on your wedding day

- she’s just so so so so in love with you

NSFW

– generally soft during sex unless she’s high off a win, pissed off or been away from you for too long

– is a switch lol

– gets pleasure from you being pleasured, she’d eat you out for hours if you let her because she likes knowing that she can get you off

- also a biiiiiiiiiiiiig fan of using a strap, absolutely loves the way you look when she bottoms out

- is surprisingly vocal in bed

- has a massive praise kink it’s literally insane

- she came untouched once bc she was fucking you w her strap and you were telling her how good she was doing

- likes when you scratch down her back but can’t let you do it often bc of the shared change room

- once went to training with a scratched up back and sam never let her live it down

- isn’t super experienced but she is observant so she figures out what you like really early on

- made it her personal mission to fuck you on every surface of your new place when the two of you moved to portland

- is a big fan of morning sex

- not a big fan of shower sex

- also is a fan of make up sex

- tries to give you as many orgasms as physically possible in one round (four is her record) (she intends to beat it)

- aftercare queen

- is pretty firm with what she does and doesn’t like and isn’t usually one to go out of her comfort zone unless the two of you have discussed it before

- refuses to hit you during sex. she’s just not comfortable with it

- doesn’t really like choking either but she does like having her hand on the base of your neck without applying any pressure

also goes absolutely feral when you do it to her

- definitely prefers to have sex in the comfort of your own home

- the two of you got caught by niamh once because jess was too loud as you ate her out

neither of you could look her in the eye for about a week afterwards and jessie endured so much teasing

- isn’t one to have drunk sex but she does like just having her hands under your bra so she can cup your breasts. she doesn’t know why, it just happens when the two of you are going to bed after a night out

- is the biggest tease in the world

- will rile you up and then pretend she has no idea what she’s doing

- has insane stamina and will go for rounds until she physically can’t

- can get really cocky during sex, especially when she knows you’re about to cum

- if she’s had a really shit day/week she likes to be overstimulated just to get all of her negative emotions out

#pegs answers #jessie fleming #jessie fleming x reader #jessie fleming headcanons #jessie fleming blurb #woso #woso x reader #woso blurb #woso imagine #woso fic #woso headcanons

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wileys-russo · 10 months

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blurb about alessia being teased for her hickeys and reader (hickey giver) later joining and not knowing why alessia is mad at them. Just lots of fluff and fun teasing please :)

this was a fun one.

self control II a.russo

"-less we can't. Mearps and zel are literally right there!" you whispered, pointing above you to the wall behind your head where your captain and keeper were roomed right next to you, and having already heard them making tiktoks with ella earlier you knew the walls were thin.

"we can if we're quiet." the striker smiled suggestively as you shook your head, shoving her away from you and sitting up, reaching over her half naked form for your t-shirt. what had started off as a harmless cuddle had all too quickly become the two of you laying practically on top of one another shirtless, and you knew what would come next if you didn't put a pin in it quickly.

"you know, i don't think you need this." your girlfriend grabbed the scrunched up ball of material before you could, tossing it over her shoulder and onto the floor as you stared back at her, clearly unimpressed. "well you might." you snatched at her shirt instead where it laid discarded at the end of the bed and slipped it over your head, the blonde beside you pouting at your actions.

"can't we just makeout for a little longer? please baby?" alessia whined loudly, hands grabbing at your body anywhere she could as you shushed her. "if you had some self control maybe we could, but you don't." you dipped your head as if to press your lips back against hers, instead hovering your mouth above hers with a teasing smile.

"nah, says who!" alessia scoffed, crossing her arms over her chest and glaring up at you with a frown, making herself look even more adorable. "says last christmas with my family, our first night staying over at your parents place, last summer in sorento at your nona's, oh and we can't forget the euros celebration party where we almost got caught in the-" you began to list off before a large hand covered your mouth.

"okay okay i get it! but you do know it takes two to tango yeah? you're not little miss innocent." alessia warned, feeling you smile against her hand. "why do that when you could just put your tongue in my mouth?" alessia shot back shamelessly, not a beat passing as you licked at her hand, eyes widening at her words.

"you're insufferable." you mumbled with a roll of your eyes as she wiped her hand on the bed sheets, simply grinning up at you. "you love it. now come here and kiss me, properly!" alessia ordered quietly, pulling you to sit back on top of her, bare legs straddling her hips.

"fine! but just for a couple more minutes."

"well well well, if it isn't the hoover herself!" mary called out teasingly as you joined your team for breakfast, frowning in confusion at the comment as you sat down beside ella. "tooney! get your own you scab." you shoved away the younger girl who snuck a piece of bacon off your breakfast plate, ella smiling cheekily and excusing herself.

"where's less?" you asked the table, looking around but not noticing your girlfriends blonde locks anywhere to be seen. you knew she'd left the room before you this morning, you couldn't have forgotten it considering it practically never happened, yourself the early bird and alessia the night owl in your relationship

"probably looking for a whisk." millie chimed in, looking to mary beside her with a knowing smirk as your frown deepened. "why would she need a whisk?" you asked in confusion, picking at your eggs and not following along. "just for a little hack we found on tiktok." mary shrugged innocently, glancing at millie for a second before both girls burst out into a rowdy bout of laughter.

"okay what's going on?" you asked, staring down both girls with a firm gaze, clearly not included with whatever inside joke had occurred before you came to breakfast. "nothing, dracula." millie smirked, your eyebrows creasing even further in confusion at the unfamiliar nickname.

"sleep well then?" your attention shifted as your captain sat down next to you, swallowing your mouthful of breakfast and nodding.

"yeah, well enough. why?" you questioned curiously, shoveling in your last forkful of eggs. "oh nothing. just didn't think vampires slept is all!" katie replied casually, mary and millie throwing their heads back in continued laughter, mary going as far as to bang her fist down on the table, face bright red as millie grabbed at her shirt, burying her face in the keepers shoulder.

"you're all so immature." you rolled your eyes, sick of being the butt of their jokes, grabbing your empty plate and standing up. "you're supposed to be older than me, act your age not your shoe size!" you quipped, huffing in annoyance and storming away from the table, ignoring your team mates amused calls after you for you to come back.

"less?" you called out as you let yourself back into your shared room, glancing into the empty bathroom, confirming you were alone. though that didn't last as the door beeped and swung open, your body letting out a sigh in relief as the blonde stepped inside.

she had her training kit already on and ready for the pre match warm up, hood pulled up over her head and black beats headphones covering her ears. she jumped in surprise as she turned around and caught sight of you, not having heard you greet her as she returned, shaking off her hood and slipping her headphones down and around her neck.

"missed you at breakfast." you reached out to wrap her in a hug but she side stepped you, ignoring you completely as she made her way over to her suitcase and began rummaging through it. "less? did you hear me?" you tried again, frown deepening as once more you were ignored.

your mind went into overdrive, desperately calculating if you'd done anything to give her a reason to be annoyed with you, but came up blank.

"hey, you alright?" you asked softly as you squatted down beside the taller girl, reaching out to grab her hand but she bumped her shoulder into you, sending you tumbling onto your rear end. "less!" you called out in shock as she stormed off into the bathroom, practically slamming the door behind her as you rubbed your tail bone with a wince.

not one to ever leave things unresolved you were quick to jump back up to your feet, flinging open the bathroom door and stepping inside, opening your mouth to ask what it was you'd done to put the normally bubbly and happy italian in such a sour mood.

though as you saw what it was she had come into the bathroom to do, everything suddenly clicked and you let out a soft ohh of understanding.

at the noise your girlfriend met your gaze in the mirror, eyes slit into a terrifyingly angry glare, aggressively rubbing concealer into her very bruised neck. "don't you dare! you stay right there," alessia ordered as you turned to make a hasty exit, the striker moving to back you up against the bathroom wall.

"look at them!" alessia huffed, pointing at the multiple deep red and purple hickeys littering her skin as you bit your bottom lip guiltily, maybe you had gotten a little carried away last night. "you knew we had a game today! you wouldn't even let me touch you last night because i'm the one who has no self control!" alessia mocked your accent in a high pitched tone of voice, towering over you.

"you told me to keep going so really you don't have any self control. specifically you have none in regards to how much you enjoy your neck being kissed." you defended yourself, being true that last night the italian would only continue to push your face back into her neck, hand placed firmly on the back of your head, whimpering in pleasure and begging for just five more minutes.

it was near impossible she ever gave up control to you completely so you relished in the opportunity to have the upper hand in the rare moments you had her at your mercy, which had clearly backfired for the striker.

alessia could only scoff wordlessly unable to come up with a snarky re-buttle as she shoved at your chest and mumbled some italian under her breath, returning to the mirror to continue to cover up the obnoxious love bites.

"just you wait." alessia threatened seriously as you dipped out of the bathroom, grabbing your kit bag and blowing her a kiss, uttering a hasty i love you and fleeing the scene.

"oi what's that?" ella grabbed at your shirt, lifting it over your head as you tried to push her away from you, whinging that her hands were cold as they traced something on your lower back. "oh now you are a twisted woman russo." millie whistled in disbelief toward the blonde who sat lacing up her boots in the opposite corner of the change rooms as you shoved ella away.

"what?" you frowned in confusion, shuffling backwards toward a mirror and lifting up the hem of your united jersey. "oh my fucking-" you muttered with wide eyes, seeing the bright red A made up of love bites practically shining back at you.

"god the two of you are made for each other." "someone get the cullens a coffin to share!" "A marks the spot huh less?" "didn't know you were such a large pretty little liars fan y/l/n!" "no one order garlic bread at dinner or these two vampires might faint." "burnt by a hair straighter you said the other day, yeah right dream on russo!" "didn't realize both of your names were hair straighter." "don't think we can use the word straight with mrs and mrs grey over here anymore mils." "oi mearps whack this on tiktok and you'll be viral in a few seconds!"

if alessia thought she copped it bad at their away match the other day for her hickies, it was nothing compared to the onslaught of relentless teasings shot at both of you from your friends and team mates right now.

"alessia mia teresa russo i'm gonna kill you!" you bellowed, dropping your shirt back down and sprinting off after the blonde striker who abandoned her other boot and legged it out of the change rooms, your friends jeering and hollering following you onto the pitch as you chased after her.

perhaps self control was a mutual problem in your relationship.

#alessia russo #woso x reader #alessia russo x reader #woso #woso blurbs #woso community #woso fanfics #engwnt

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spacenintendogs · 1 year

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random httyd headcanons

eret snorts when he laughs really hard

everyone has a crush on him at some point or another & fights for his attention (in their own ways)

eret also has a HUGE soft spot for tidal class dragons. HUGE.

when snotlout is geuninely furious, like, fucking pissed, he's weirdly quiet in a way that makes everyone uncomfortable (& a little scared)

out of the gang, def the best singer (when he actually puts effort into it, but he's usually tipsy or alone for that)

fishlegs will shuffle his deck of dragon cards as a form of stimming/self soothing

excellent at shuffling cards btw. whenever anyone in the gang plays a card game/gambles, they make him shuffle the cards. yes even when he's not involved in the game at all. (it's hot & mesmerizing)

tuffnut has itemized lists in his head of what each of his friends like and dislike & will randomly inflict the information he knows upon them & always takes them by surprise

bc of this he's actually a very good gift giver, ties into ruffnut being an excellent shopper. he figured out what to get, she's able to find it.

ruffnut actually does love shopping whilst being excellent at it & dragging astrid out to do it is smth she also loves

gets astrid into it too, bc ruff actually finds the coolest shit. even has a collection of old, small knives from around the world. she always has an elaborate story abt it (either true or made up by her but no one can truly tell)

astrid has slivers consistently in her hands from the wooden handle of her axe & the amt of times she's had to pull it from tree, targets, etc. she never notices & they don't bother her

one day eret asked her if she knew dragon eggs exploded when they hatched & she thought abt fist fighting odin, thor, & then eret before saying yes through gritted teeth

hiccup can spin his pencils in his hand between his fingers & has accidentally had them launch & hit ppl in the face

toothless thinks it's a game & will shoot the pencil out of the air & destroy it (hiccup has to make a lot of new charcoal pencils)

hiccup taught fishlegs & astrid how to draw

#httyd #hiccup haddock #astrid hofferson #fishlegs ingerman #snotlout jorgenson #ruffnut thorston #tuffnut thorston #eret son of eret #rose rambles #httyd headcanons #just whatever's in my brain rn bc yea

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q-gorgeous · 6 days

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The Fenton-Feel Giver

fanfiction

ao3

word count: 1579

This time, instead of making a weapon to hurt ghosts, the Fentons make a weapon that allows them to “get their feelings back”. Problem is, they already have them, so what happens when you take an already emotional ghost teen and amplify it by 10? @Amabsis

rararararararararara

Danny sat at the kitchen table, tiredly eating cereal while Jazz read a book next to him as she ate her eggs. He held his head in his left hand and he was about to nod off when his parents erupted from the door to the lab.

“Hey, kids! Come look at what we just finished!” His dad bellowed. Danny jumped at the loud sound of his voice.

“It’s too early for this.” He groaned as he and Jazz forcefully followed their parents downstairs into the lab.”

“It’s our newest ghost hunting weapon!” Maddie smiled excitedly.

Danny flinched as his dad brandished his new gun.

“This bad boy will give all these apathetic ectoplasmic post human copies all of their feelings back! They’ll never know what hit them!”

“Dad, how do you really know that ghosts don’t have feelings?” Jazz asked him, looking between Danny and their dad. “You’ve never had a conversation with a ghost. How can you say you know how their minds work?”

“How can any ghost have feelings when they’re terrorizing the city all the time? Surely if they had feelings they would think about their actions and how it might be affecting the people around them.” Maddie said.

“Now you’re just putting your prejudice on them!” Jazz planted her hands on her hips. “Not all ghosts go around terrorizing the city all the time!”

“Also the ghosts just think it’s fun. They don’t care how we feel, even with feelings.”

The three of them looked over at Danny. His eyes widened when he realized they heard his comment.

“See who terrorizes a city for fun?”

“That still doesn’t mean they don’t have feelings!”

Danny rolled his eyes and stood up. This was ridiculous. He didn’t need to sit here and listen to his family argue about something that he knew was false.

“Danny-boy! Where are you going? I haven’t even demonstrated it yet!”

He turned around to face his dad. “I gotta go. I have to-”

He gasped out a breath of cold air. And he inwardly groaned.

“Have to, to- go to the library and check out a book I forgot I needed! It’s about a project on Patrocolos!”

“You’re still learning about that guy?” Jack frowned.

“Long unit.” Danny said as he backed up. “Very important to a lot of different cultures. What a guy.”

“Be back before curfew!” His mom called to him and he turned and dashed his way up the stairs.

When he hit the top he transformed and flew through the roof and scanned the streets around him. Where was the ghost?

“I am the Box Ghost!”

Danny closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose, groaning.

“Tremble before me and my boxes of doOoom!”

Danny flew in the direction that the Box Ghost’s voice was coming from. He came into view and he had a swarm of boxes flying around him.

“Hey, Boxy!”

The Box Ghost turned around to face him. “Ah, Phantom! I see you’ve heard my war call! You will face my wrath and get boxed!”

Danny scoffed. “As if. Your wrath is about a centimeter long.”

“You will regret your words, young halfling! My boxes will leave deep cardboard cuts all over your skin! I will-”

Danny sucked the Box Ghost into the thermos as he was talking. He yelled as he got sucked in and the sound was cut off when the beam disappeared. Danny capped the thermos as all the boxes fell into the street.

He heard the screeching of tires below him and looked down. His parent’s van plowed to a stop and they were jumping out.

“There he is, Jack!” His mom pointed at where he floated up in the sky.

“This is the perfect time to test our new weapon, Maddie!”

Danny’s eyes widened. Considering ghosts really did actually have feelings, Danny didn’t know what it would do to him. He didn’t think he wanted to find out either.

They started shooting at him. His dad had the new weapon they showed off at breakfast this morning. His mom had what looked like a regular ectogun.

He dodged as many blasts as he could, but they just kept coming. One flew past him and sent him spinning. He went back right side up but it was too late.

“Haha! Taste the Fenton Feel-giver!”

Danny didn’t have enough time to jump and dodge the blast that his dad shot at him. He put his hands up to block his face when the blast made contact. It sent him hurtling towards the ground. The blast itself didn’t hurt nearly as much as he was expecting but his collision with the ground did and he peeked out from behind his arms to see his dad barely containing his excitement.

Then his mom walked towards him, brandishing her Fenton bazooka and Danny’s heart started racing.

He covered his head and cowered away from her.

“Don’t hurt me, Mom!” He shouted.

“Mom?” Maddie exclaimed.

“I promise I’m not a monster! Don’t hurt me!”

Danny scurried backwards away from her. What was happening to him? His heart was racing and he was starting to hyperventilate.

Maddie lowered her weapon, but she looked unsure about it.

“Jack?” She turned to face him.

“He looks just like a child.” Jack whispered.

“Is he just a child?” Maddie asked him.

Danny looked up at his parents. He could tell by their faces that they weren’t expecting the consequences of actually seeing a ghost’s feelings. That they weren’t expecting him to be so human.

Maddie knelt down to be at eye level with him. She reached a hand forward and Danny fell back trying to get away from it.

“Don’t touch me!”

She pulled her hand back and looked at Jack.

“Phantom, do you remember your human mother?”

He looked at her. How ironic was this. This was some cosmic irony here.

He wasn’t sure what he should do. So he just nodded.

“Did she ever hurt you?”

Ectoblast burns. Bazooka blasts. Kicks to the stomach.

“Not on purpose. But she did.”

Maddie’s felt settled into a sad expression. A tear ran down Danny’s cheek as they stared at each other. She reached towards him to wipe it off but he pulled back and jumped into the air.

“Don’t- don't touch me.”

“Phantom, would you like to come back to our lab with us? We could-”

His heart rate continued to race and his chest rose and fell too quickly with each breath. Scalpels and dissection tables. Samples and tests and inventions and so many other terrifying things were down in that lab. He couldn’t- No. No no no.

He felt his transformation rings appearing. He knew that if he was ever too hurt that he transformed back. If he passed out he’d transform back. He didn’t ever think he’d be too emotionally distressed that it would force him to transform back. He couldn’t. Not here.

He pushed the rings back and they were gone for a moment but they just reappeared a second later.

“Jack, what are those rings? Have you ever seen anything like that before?”

“No I haven’t. What kind of power could that be?”

He couldn’t keep the transformation rings back anymore. They traveled over his body and he watched as his parents confused expressions morphed into ones of horror. The ring passed over his head and he started falling towards the ground.

“Danny?” His mom called in shock.

His dad ran forward and caught Danny in the air before he hit the ground. Danny scrambled to get out of his father’s arms and fell, hitting the ground.

“Don’t touch me!”

“Danny, how is this possible? How did this-”

“You can’t hurt me! Please!”

Maddie faltered and took a step away from him. “We would never hurt you.”

Danny shook his head. “You wanted to. You always talk about how you want to hurt me so badly. About all the nasty horrible things you want to do to me.”

“But we never- if we’d known it was you, we would never have said those things.”

Danny looked her in the eyes. “Even if it wasn’t me, I’m still just a kid. It doesn’t matter if it’s me or not.”

Maddie and Jack looked at each other.

“We’ll make this right.” Jack said. “We’ll get you fixed up and-”

“No! You can’t take it! I don’t need to be fixed!”

“Take what?” Maddie asked.

“My core!”

Maddie’s eyes opened wide. “You have a core?”

“You can’t have it.”

Maddie shook her head. She looked like she wanted to reach out to him and touch him but she kept her hands firmly at her side where she knelt down. “We don’t want your core.”

“We need to reverse the effects that the Fenton Feel-giver had on you.”

“No experiments?” Danny asked. He looked back and forth between his parents.

“No experiments.” Jack said.

Danny was still looking between the two of them. His heart rate was starting to slow.

“You still love me?”

Danny could see the moment his mom’s heart broke. “Of course we do, sweetie.”

Tears welled up in Danny’s eyes and he held out a hand to his mom. She grabbed it and stood up, pulling him with her.

“It’ll be okay. We’ll get you fixed up and then you can tell us how this all happened.”

Danny nodded. He took a deep breath. “You still love me.”

“More than life itself.”

#gorgi writes #danny phantom #danny fenton #jack fenton #maddie fenton #phic phight 2024 #fanfiction #fanfic #fic #phic

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