Name That Guy, Part 2
Ok, after a bit of a delay...we know Cactus Guy is Señor Espinosa, but...
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I just wanna know. I've been here for at least 3 years I think
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The Tumblr Sexyman Poll 2023 aftermath for the Submas boys.
Ingo could care less about the poll. Emmet has objections. Both see a good reason Ingo didn’t make it to third place again like last time.
Silly ideas that popped up:
The most absurd form Cecil could take for a sexyman poll is the Night Vale eye logo. So of course I went for it.
Reigen was fine in the end, if a bit traumatized. Cecil immediately lost interest in him when the results came in.
You know Cecil’s immediately handing that first prize to Carlos because he knows who the truest sexyman is. Which is why he even cares and is bothering to eye laser people.
No, I know Cecil never died. That was just the funniest thing Emmet could say in that moment.
Emmet went on a date with Cecil once. It went sideways when Cecil started saying weird things about spiders and they never tried again. Was Cecil eye-shaped or human-shaped? Emmet thinks it funnier to keep people guessing.
After beating Bruno twice, Ingo felt bad and gave Bruno a lifetime pass for the subway. As long as all his rats are in an appropriate carrying cage. They’re now friends and talk regularly.
Transcription:
Emmet: We have the same face, Ingo! At least work up some indignation for my sake!
Ingo: It’s just a silly poll, Emmet. It’s not a big deal.
(‘Waiting for the Bus in the Rain’ plays in the background)
Emmet: It is a big-! Uh… Do you hear ‘Waiting for the Bus in the Rain’?
Ingo: Huh… Yeah, I do. What is that about-?
KA-BOOM!!!
Emmet: !!!
Ingo: !!!
Cecil of Welcome to Night Vale in the form of the podcast’s eye logo: *somehow shooting an eye laser* WELCOME BACK DEAR LISTENERS TO NIGHT VALE
Reigen of Mob Psycho 100 (previous 2nd place winner): *running away from Cecil’s eye laser* AAAAAAAAAAA
Emmet: CECIL?!
Emmet: I thought he died!
Ingo: *speaking into Xtransciever* Hello, Bruno! It seems we dodged a bullet train with that poll thing!
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The first nap Gilgamesh Wulfenbach took after the timeskip is legally* a coma. Man hasn't slept in three fuckin' years. Millions of lives depend on him handling their problems. He's so heckin' tired.
Pls vote for Gil he deserves it.
* hyperbole, but his babysitter knocked him out and then he stayed asleep for three days straight
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This has probably already been made into a poll too :D And I honestly waffled over whether to include "miracle/candle keeper," but afaik it's not a canon Gift per se 🤔
Feel free to reblog and/or elaborate in the tags!
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Let's Name That Guy!
Alright everyone, poll time! I've scoured the notes+ added my own nom, and now we're going to, as a fandom, name Cactus Guy!
BONUS: if only a first name/surname wins, do we want a lightning round to pick a surname/first name?
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Villain Song Showdown Preliminary Round #28
Top two will make it into the bracket
Songs below the cut
Finale - Villain: The Leading Player (Throw yourself into a fire they said, it'll be fun and fulfill you they said)
It Feels So Good To Be Bad - Villain: Red and Carface
On the Road - Villain: Mrs. Toad and her toad henchmen
Yer Beautiful, Baby - Villain: Berkeley Beetle (I like how just hearing the name of the song, I can already imagine the exact voice saying it)
From a Place of Love - Villains: Tommy and Merry
Your Best Nightmare - Villain: Flowey the Flower
The Trial (Pantheon edition) - Villain: Athena
King of Villains - Villain: Aurelio Voltaire
Cool, Considerate Man - Villain: John Dickinson/Congressional Conservatives from 1776
We Don't Talk About Bruno - Villain: Bruno Madrigal (assumedly)
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