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Grimsby is the stylish dude in the whole movie.
#grimsby#the little mermaid 2023#the little mermaid#every costume he has is so well done omg#and i dont notice costumes yo
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SOME THOUGHTS ON FROZEN OSLO
(no pun intended, even if Oslo has had temperatures as low as minus 23 degrees celsius last week...)
Having seen the non-replica production of Frozen in Oslo twice this winter, I was asked to share some thoughts on it. It will not be a proper review, rather some random observations and highly subjective opinions.
THE GOOD
The snow. THE. SNOW. ALL THE SNOW. Made of a paper-like substance which looks amazingly real. It is present from the start of the show, ever increasing and culminates in "Let It Go" where it is literally hurled out over the audience, and the children scream of glee and the world is a snowstorm, and then the first act is over with a bang. And of course, all this snow can just stay on stage for the second act. Yes. Theatre magic done well.
The cast, OMG the cast. Such a strong cast. It goes for the leads, the alternates and the ensemble. A tiny complaint is that it's a fairly small cast, so it's really noticeable when people appear in double and triple roles, and I would have liked two or three more in the ensemble in general. But what they deliver is really, really good. I can't put my finger on what or why, it's just a joy seeing and hearing them.
Extra shout-out to Mimmi Tamba as Elsa. She is next level. In the acting, in the singing. She has a grand voice, but also the tenderness and distressed moments. She embodies every nuance of Elsa, and shows such a growth and transformation. Grrrrl.
Another shout-out to the deliciously bad men of the show. Mathias Luppichini as Hans goes from clumsy-Hugh-Grant-charming in the first act to deliciously evil Hugh-Grant-as-Buchanan-in-Paddington in the second act.
As a contrast Petter Winther (whose last name means winter, heh) as Weselton is amazingly sleazy and awful from the moment is glorious boots enters the stage. And he dances as sleazy as he acts, and you just gotta love that.
And probably no surprise but still worth mentioning - Olaf. He looks like Olaf, acts like Olaf, and at times I have to remind myself the lumpy figure is not alive, it is the actor (Mathias Ambjør) bringing him to life. And when little Olaf dances with a sea of big, lumpy Olafs on stage I just wanna cry. Of joy and laughter. SWEETNESS OVERLOAD.
Last, but not least: little Elsa and little Anna. I have seen the same little Anna twice and if someone ever stole the show it is 100% her. She is so energetic, so cute, so bouncy, so playful, and sings wonderfully. But both little Elsas has also been wonderful - just for the record. I guess it's sometimes just easier being the smallest on stage...
The focus on Elsa and Anna's relationship. It is what makes Frozen unique and touching, and it is well kept in this production. It is what makes you believe the whole story. True love indeed. It was very present both in the performance with Mimmi Tamba and Ina Svenningdal, and with Mimmi Tamba and Tiril Heide-Steen. Thus I assume it's the directing. And that makes me happy.
Other things I loved: The glittery stones on Elsa's white wig, the cast interacting quite a bit with the kids, a dash diversity on stage, overall well translated lyrics, them bringing out all stage and backstage workers before the curtain call of the cast, the live orchestra, the very good theatre brochure, the snowmen suddenly bouncing out a lot of large inflatable balls over the audience (bouncing them back and forth).
THE MEEEEH
The costume design. There are many good things going on, but the overall look is a bit generic. How I would have loved some repeated pattern to become the signature detail, or an acknowledge of Disney having that... look, that style. I think I miss more details or structure, because a lot of it - as seen from the auditorium - looks like plain, shiny silk and plain wool. I'm not saying it IS, as sitting on the first row showed me a lot more textures and details. But it doesn't really translate beyond row 1, and even if many nice colours is used they all feel a bit muted still. Like a dusty filter added.
I DO slightly appreciate that it's not a Nordic folk costume bonanza, as in the movie and on Broadway. I think it would look a bit too much in a local setting. But a richer look would have been appreciated.
Exception being Elsa's EXPLODING ICE costume during "monster". it is a bit WTF but also mighty cool. It is a visual reminder that icy Arendelle is not only the misfortune of the people, but also very much her own tragedy. Fascinating.
Making the hidden folk and Grand Pabbie into veiled elves. Again, I just miss the hint of a magic fairytale world. "Oh so veiled elves is not fairytale enough for you?", you might ask. Well, not these elves. They feel like Kate Bush's backup dancers. Hidden folk folklore in at least Norway usually feature more nature-like creatures, both alluring and dangerous. I missed the danger or the utter beauty - or both.
Sven and Kristoffer is a nice duo. The sami aspect of Kristoffer has been downplayed in this version, and Sven is mostly walking on two legs, with some weird sticks which I first thought was crotches but then understood substituted for front legs. But in these two I do miss a bigger comic relief as a PAIR. They have many momens as individuals, with Sven flirting with the audience and Kristoffer poking fun at Anna. But I would have enjoyed a directing focusing even more on them as a duo. A small complaint, but still.
THE BAD
Anna's huge monster of a ballgown. I KNOW she is supposed to be and look awkward as she has not enjoyed anyone's company - and especially not a formal ball - since childhood. But did they really have to make it so... unshapeable and acid? Huge skirt, huge sleeves, and a huge bow in the back making her look hunchbacked. Yes, she is recognizable and stands out from the crowd. But in a Madame Thénardier way. I'm sorry, Anna. You deserve better at your first ball.
The set design. They don't feel particularly magical, fairytale like or innovative. It relies on lots of light, single "cartoon" pieces like clouds, sun/moon and trees, and a fairly bare stage.
OK, some exceptions. Anna and Elsas bedroom(s) offers a hint of that fairytale look, and it goes from one room in the opening to two separate rooms later on in a very clever way.
As mentioned earlier the WILD AMOUNTS OF SNOW is also a highlight. I just wanna roll myself in that snow.
My biggest beef is the "star", the ice set. I sit there, I see giant heavy icy mountains, and mostly I feel they could have sunk the Titanic. Yes, they can be moved around, yes the cast can slide down them. But they kill the stage with their heaviness, they don't give me fairytale vibes, they don't feel like a frosty icicle frenzy I somehow crave to step into and experience - like on Broadway, or the movie, or the Hyperion live show. Looking at photos it looks funkier, with the ice tips more believable. But on stage it is a heavy lump of a machinery.
The Arendelle castle ballrom is A JOKE. A giant golden foil fringe wall towards a yellow sunset? Razzle dazzle them? I think not. I am offended, TBH. Again, ANNA IT IS YOUR FIRST BALL. YOU DESERVE BETTER.
So yeah... All in all, I enjoy a lot of aspects of this production. But had it not been for the outstanding cast I am not sure I would have seen it more than once. I miss the magic and the Disney flair, or at least more playful visuals. This especially goes for the sets, but to some degree also the costumes. But I like the directing and the overall wibe. I would go again to see a third combo in the leads.
Director: Gísli Örn Garðarsson
Set design: Börkur Jónsson
Costume design: Christina Lovery
To be performed in: Det Norske Teatret in Oslo Norway, The National Theatre in Reykjavik Iceland, Stckholm Stadsteater in Sweden and Helsingfors Stadsteater in Finland.
Photos from: Det Norske Teatret
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I've been reading your Tales of Caleb Wittebane story and honestly your grasp of 1600s America makes the worldbuilding very interesting. I admire your dedication to making it as accurate as you can!
omg THANK YOU!!! :DDDDDD <333333
I've done so much research--!! I know so much about Connecticut Hartford and the witch trials, and Pequots, you don't even know half of it.
As a non-american, I never thought I'd know this much about a state's history lol. For one, Connecticut has a whole museum dedicated to the history and culture of the Pequot tribal nation! Super fascinating check it out!
I think I've consumed every documentary available on youtube twice, as well as scraped sites like Wetherfield's historical society & Hartford museum's sources and recommendations, just to get the detail snippets up.
Both Wethersfield and Hartford are very obvious inspirations for Gravesfield! Considering they have so many similar things appearing in them. I mean, just look at Hartford's founder statue lol:
I did look into the work behind the costume designs for movies like VVITCH, Salem and Sleepy Hollow, just to consume the visual knowledge of what experts had to say about it. Y'know? :D Saves me the work to listen/read what experts have to say about it!
Looking into the witch trials too (which took place before Salem) is also very interesting! Though, Gravesfield is inspired by it, so I'm allowing myself some creative freedom. Especially in regard to what "witchcraft" happens. Considering, Evelyn is a real witch and her magic has an actual system behind it.
Matthew Hopkins was a real witch finder, which I believe Jacob is referencing. But in true Disney fashion, I changed his name to Anthony instead, so it isn't a ~real~ historical figure. :P
I like history, but my area of fascination is social culture. So a lot of what I dig into is everyday life, behaviour and objects, fashion and how things are used.
It's been particularly fun to look into Woodsmen and what their actual duties/lives were like! :D And right now I'm looking more into crime and punishment. Which is also a lot of fun!
I don't save all my sources because I just write down in my notebook of what is relevant for me and the story. So I won't say I'm a 100% accurate, but I'm like... a solid 70%??? Which is good enough for me! Heheh!
idk about you fam but history immerses me creatively. Because the more I find - like little objects and what they ate, wore, things like that - it makes me grounded and I can see it so much clearer what is happening and what SHOULD happen.
Like, when Evelyn meets Mr Hopkins and Caleb keeps elbowing her to be quiet. It's not in-text, because I want the reader to be mystified with Evelyn more in that scene; But she is not supposed to talk with Mr Hopkins so frankly. And, she responds to his "how do you do" incorrectly, she answers it! You're supposed to reply the same in return "How do you do." "How do you do." Which is what Caleb did!
So she's a weirdo! :D For me, that really helps me write Evelyn clashing and standing out more. And amplifies Caleb's nervousness of her strangeness by others. He is very self-aware of social status and position. Which she is not. So he is her perfect guide! :D
:DDDDD
Sorry I'm going off on a babble here but THANK YOU FOR NOTICING. I'm very proud of it! :D
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omg thank you for doing my request!!! i absolutely adored it, dw im from the east coast myself (new york specifically). if it’s okay, i’d like to request more modern day sullys and fali? i just love your take on them.
a/n: ahh !! thank you so much. ( east coast gang rising up !! ) anyway , yes i actually think the modern au is just so simple but so cute and fun to write , which is also why i'm publishing this request before some of the older ones. i want to be able to keep feeding you all while i develop ideas and fics for the other ones. hope you enjoy !! reblogs + feedback is always appreciated !!
tags: @liyahsocorro @bonnibuckets @wxnderingthoughts @pinkhotdogsfr
modern au headcanons for the sullys + fali
general
one of the most chaotic families out there
trust me when i say this
when any of the kids have friends over, the guests are always shocked to find out that they ever manage to get anything done
there's always someone being a problem ( lo'ak )
tuk is the "do it all" child
like soccer, lacrosse, dance, school plays + musicals
she totally ate as an oompa loompa in charlie and the chocolate factory jr.
the older siblings all took a picture with her while she was in costume
[y/n] has an epic 0.5x picture of her from that night and is saving it for her graduation
[y/n] has the most baby pictures and "baby's first christmas" ornaments / type stuff just because she was the first child
neteyam has a good bit, so does kiri, but lo'ak and tuk have barely any
you can tell that they gave up on parenting tuk because she's such a menace
the whole entire family is banned from pizza hut
they refuse to speak on the topic
after neteyam and lo'ak played jv basketball together, kiri and [y/n] worked together to rewatch all the film and make a compilation of all their funny moments
tbt to when lo'ak completely missed the basket during a free throw
to present it, they gathered the entire family into the living room and pretended it was serious
but as soon as the video started, the two girls could not hold up the act and ended up on the ground in tears as they laughed at the entire thing
lo'ak and neteyam were not amused
jake was totally losing his mind
he loves making fun of his kids ( affectionately )
you can always tell neytiri's mood based on what she's listening to when she cooks dinner
a podcast means she's feeling good, feeling productive - sad music means she's, well... sad - classical music means you must stay far away from her
kiri, [y/n], and neytiri have their periods sinked up
it's complete hell for everyone else
once jake came home from work late and saw them sobbing on the couch to an episode of how i met your mother
sometimes the siblings will all sit down and have tuk paint their nails as she just talks the most amount of shit about every kid in her class
it's literally the funniest thing
she has some serious issues
kiri and [y/n] both like reading but the difference between the two is that kiri actually reads and [y/n] has five different books sitting on her bedside table
when she does have a random burst of energy to read, they always swap books
the head boys lacrosse coach is the biology teacher and he loves the sully family
he also teaches forensic science
not only is [y/n] dating his star player, but she manages the team
plus neteyam is on his team
sometimes, during their lunch period, fali and [y/n] just roll up to his class ( the same period that lo'ak and tsireya have bio )
ao'nung also plays basketball, so him and lo'ak were literally always beefing until they randomly just became friends
and then it was chill!
[y/n] and fali also drive tsireya and ao'nung around quite a bit, but they don't mind
everybody trusts fali and [y/n]
they're the type of people that you call if you need anything ever
kiri and neteyam have definitely called their sister or fali during a party after realizing they needed to get home
once neteyam's old friends left him there with no ride and he was... not all that sober
fali was at the same party because lacrosse team!
this boy did not hesitate to leave with neteyam and bring him back to his house
neteyam called his parents and pretended he was sleeping over with ao'nung ( who helped cover for him ) and ended up sleeping in fali's guest bedroom
every day kiri collects random ideas for her future speech as [y/n]'s maid of honor at her and fali's wedding
[y/n] still doesn't know
neteyam has an entire shoebox full of memories with his big sister that he plans to give her before she moves out
panic ensues the household when they reach june / graduating month
they do not want to think about their first baby leaving the nest!
neytiri is such a sad frantic mama
just wants everything to be perfect for her baby
jake ensures her that it will be
moving on to more happy stuff!
neytiri is totally a swiftie
like a very serious very loyal swift or that knows every single song and every single album and every single word
owns her ugly merch but it's okay because it makes her happy
tsireya's favorite candy would be watermelon jolly ranchers and she always has them in her backpack and stuff
lo'ak started to also keep watermelon flavored things in his backpack when he first started crushing on her
he would give her some during bio
her smile was always worth it
[y/n] and fali have the cheesiest and cutest way of reminding each other that they love each other
and that would be by giving each other their last piece of something
like they would give each other their last oreo, their last piece of gum, their last hershey kiss, his last name
it's just a silent exchange of their infatuation for each other
everybody else watches as they contemplate leaving because of how lonely they make them feel
kiri makes the silliest birthday posts
like she absolutely exposes every single one of her siblings by posting their ugly pictures on her instagram story
and she isn't even nice enough to keep it on close friends
lo'ak and [y/n] have a super long streak on snap chat of like 600+ days
and they are constantly scared of losing it
tuk takeover happens on a rare occasion in which, every few months, one of her older siblings allows her to do their streaks
she usually manages to post something stupid on their stories or something, but all of their friends have learned to look forward to it
fali and [y/n] were friends for a year before dating, but half of that year was spent with them absolutely crushing on each other
their first kiss story is so embarrassing and they refuse to tell anyone about it
fali wears bracelets that [y/n] makes for him
he always wears the bracelets that tuk makes for him and they're the cutest things because it's just a random assortment of beads
fali probably has a like single piercing on one of his ears after losing a bet with his friends
but he's grown to love it
he always has to take it out for lacrosse because the helmet is a pain
[y/n] buys him cute little earrings that he refuses to wear because they're always silly
like, "no, [y/n] i'm not wearing a singular waffle earring."
the only earring from her that he wears is the earring that matches the ring he gave her on their one year anniversary
she gave him that earring for his birthday
he almost cried
#avatar 2#avatar the way of water#loak sully#neteyam sully#sully family x reader#sully family x y/n#tuk sully#tuktirey#sully family#kiri sully#lo'ak#lo'ak sully#loak#lo'ak x oldersister!reader#sully!reader#fali x reader
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have you ever written about Armand as theatre manager? I need to know everything from your very informed point of view!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍿
omg WELL i don't know how very informed my pov is because truly the world of theatre production is not my forte!! i'm on the admin staff which basically means I sit at a desk behind a computer all day and get to be a cheerleader for all the folks doing the actual work onstage LMAO
however! i stage managed a show when i was in college and when i tell you it was legitimately the HARDEST thing i have ever done!!!!! stage management is fucking grueling work and I think Armand would absolutely thrive in that environment!! Here are some jumbled headcanons/explanations of what I think Armand would look like as a stage manager and why he'd be good at it:
every day during rehearsal and production, stage management sends around a daily "rehearsal/production report" to EVERYONE. this daily report is basically a summary of the day. what happened, who was called when, outstanding notes for tomorrow. Armand ABSOLUTELY uses these to throw shade. The department notes section is always something like "Costumes: Blue embroidered top coat missing button because Lestat refused to take it off during the break and subsequently broke it."
during the rehearsal process, it's the stage manager that runs the room, NOT the director! Armand is the time keeper which means he calls the breaks and he also cracks down when things need to move along. He is a stickler for the many, many rules. (No, you cannot go to the bathroom unless you can magically make it back in one minute and nineteen seconds before we block your entrance for the the fight scene. No, we cannot run that sequence one more time unless you'd like to pay the fine for not giving the union actors their mandatory five-minute break for 55 minutes of work, per AEA standards.)
(stage managers are actually covered under the same actor's equity union which I think would piss Armand off tremendously. He does NOT want to be associated with Lestat or any of his fellow actors.)
He runs this motherfucking theatre like a GOD during tech week. no joke, usually the sm gets this thing called a "god mic" meaning it's connected to the house speakers so that they don't have to yell from the back of the house to give directions to the actors on stage, but they literally sound like the booming voice of god LOL. Armand very much abuses his god mic privileges and will speak into the mic to answer folks who are standing right in front of him
Whatever you're doing in the theatre, Armand sees you. He just does. He's everywhere and knows everything. He's on headset and in your head. If you break your prop, Armand sees you. If you eat in costume, Armand sees you. If you put your prop in the wrong place on the props table, Armand sees you. He IS the phantom of the opera.
Just think of how good Armand looks in ALL BLACK. He rolls up to work in his Theatre Blacks and every single person in the room has a crush on him because he looks so fucking HOT
But the MAIN reason I think Armand would be a fucking stellar stage manager is because I think he could call any show absolutely flawlessly.
What does it mean to call a show?? WELL! it's absolute magic and i have so much respect for stage managers, please jot that down first and foremost. Calling the show basically means that for every single show during the production's run (typically 8 shows a week for...4-5 weeks in regional theatres), the stage manager sits in the booth during the show, and directs every single tech cue that needs to happen during the show. Light cues, sound cues, deck cues (trap doors), rigging/flying cues, EVERYTHING gets called by the stage manager, IN REAL TIME. The stage manager is on headset communicating with board operators for lights, sound, etc., and basically the board ops job is to press their cue button when the stage manager says "GO," but it's the stage manager's job to monitor the stage and conduct all the different board ops in real time.
It's insanely complicated and VERY fast paced. When I did my fellowship, we got to watch the stage manager call the flight sequence for Peter Pan and I think I counted like 40 cues on just one page of the script. Like, it's insane. It makes my brain hurt just thinking about it.
This is actually a really good example of what it looks like to call a show! IDK, I think Armand would be hella good at it!!!!
IN SUMMARY: every stage manager I have ever met is the sweetest, most intense person. They have the BIGGEST Mom Friend Energy on the planet and don't sleep ever. Armand would make a PERFECT stage manager. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
#this is not coherent AT ALL i'm so sorry#stage manager armand lives rent free in my head#armand#headcanons#;answered
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why "the outsiders" is one of the best shows i've ever seen
i loved every second of this show, so here's all my favorite parts!!
ALSO Trevor Wayne (u/s Ponyboy) was on for my show, and it was his Broadway debut, so that mixed with this only being their fourth official show after debuting on Broadway this past Thursday (they've been in previews for a few weeks) made for SUCH a good show atmosphere, the vibes were immaculate, and Trevor was a phenomenal Ponyboy.
Also, I got to stagedoor, and the cast was SO incredibly kind!!! I love stagedoors when the cast is just made up of the nicest group of people ever
(i'd love to discuss specific things from the show, so if you're curious, send me an ask!!)
***spoilers for the broadway show if anyone cares***
Act 1
the COSTUMES OHHH MY GOD
and the set is so cool???
the fight choreo is something i could talk about forever and ever
in general, the music has a very folk/country vibe to it, which fits SO well since it takes place in oklahoma!!
"grease got a hold" was so fun, i loved the idea that you become an official greaser after getting through your first fight with the socs
the show in general is such a good balance of quotes directly from the book and original lines!
i love that they made Dally another big brother figure to Ponyboy, because it just adds so much to the tension between Darry and Ponyboy
additionally, making Dally the leader of the gang while Darry's trying to stay away from that world... such a good change
Johnny and Pony are the best friends ever omg
Ace my beloved 😭😭 i'm usually hesitant about new characters being added but i love her so much
i was afraid they'd make her like an Anybodys copy, but she was SUCH a good fit within the group, and her relationships and interactions with them all felt so natural
btw she and Steve are siblings that is my hc they're brother and sister your honor!!!
and Two-Bit!!! Beloved!!! Daryl Tofa you are THE Two-Bit ever!!!
Two-Bit and Ace are best friends btw
"Great Expectations" had the stage completely blacked out except for spotlights on each of the outsiders gang when i tell you i was emotional
MY THEORY IS CONFIRMED OF THE CURTIS PARENTS DYING WHILE GETTING STUFF FOR DARRY'S BIRTHDAY I'M HAPPY BUT IN PAIN
Having Johnny present for the scene when Darry slaps Ponyboy is such a smart decision, especially since he's the one who grabs Ponyboy and gets them out of the house
Johnny and Pony duet 😭😭 they're platonic soulmates fr
Having the silhouettes of Soda and Darry during Johnny and Pony's duet, and Darry just sitting so defeated on the floor hurt me ngl
There were effects when Ponyboy was being drowned where it was like we were underwater as well, and everyone else was just moving silently. SO well done
the scene where Johnny stabs Bob was insane- there were blackouts, and people were moving in slow motion, and it was so perfectly overwhelming
God, the entire ending sequence was incredibly with the set pieces!! and in general, the effects were so good
also Dally is such an overprotective brother to BOTH Johnny and Pony
Act 2
The harmonies in this show. This is such a strong ensemble cast, and they're so powerful during the group numbers
"Death's at my Door" made me fucking sob????? Johnny and Pony being each other's reason to live??? Them staying alive just to make sure the other is safe???
Have I mentioned how much I love that Dally sees Pony and Johnny as his little brothers?? Because I love it so so much
Darry and Dally's arguments, and Dally making good points on why he's close with Ponyboy hurt SO much because Darry's trying his best
Ohhhh Darry is speaking to my soul he really is the parentified older sibling ever
But also "Throwing in the Towel" being similar to "Death's at my Door", with Sodapop begging Darry not to give up, because he loves him, and recognizes what he does for them??? And Ponyboy joining in at the end from the church??
Dally immediately hugging Ponyboy and Johnny when they reunite at the church 😭
"Soda's Letter" made me cry violently but that's nothing new
"Hoods turned Heroes" was actually so cute, the greasers were so excited and proud of Pony and Johnny
but the tonal shift at the end when Dally carried Johnny in all bandaged up??
a little miffed we didn't see the Curtis brothers reuniting ngl, but that's the only thing i wish they added in
THE FUCKING RUMBLE WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT
Darry asking Ponyboy if he can fight for him 😭😭😭 he loves his brother so much
THE CHOREO AND THE RAIN ON STAGE OH MY GOD
And Ponyboy fights until Johnny comes on stage and stands in front of him, and everything just freezes 😭
I do love how all the greasers were present for JOhnny's death, because it just solidifies how they're a family
Joshua Boone as Dally destroyed me. He perfectly showed how Johnny was Dally's entire world
and GOD them changing Dally's death to suicide by straight up stepping onto the train tracks and getting hit by a train was...
Just how empty and lost Ponyboy was after everyone died, and how desperate Soda and Darry were to get him to at least eat something, they portrayed that grief and trauma so well
"Stay Gold" 😭😭😭😭😭
Literally could not stop sobbing during that song, everyone around me was crying
There was such a perfect balance between Pony's narration and the show itself, and there were moments where he broke the fourth wall, mainly by looking at Soda and Johnny during their letters, and it just made for such an emotional impact
Darry asking to read Pony's story 😭😭 showing his support, and Pony being absolutely shocked but so happy 😭😭
also when Darry and Pony tell each other they love each other 😭😭 sobbing violently i love familial reconciliation
I was just an emotional wreck the entire finale, it was so beautiful
and the implication that instead of writing an essay, Ponyboy wrote "The Outsiders" in-universe 😭😭
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the haunted house drabble was such a fucking gift to return to 💐 that it got my mind wheels whirring: the trio’s halloween costumes...
are they trying to find a cohesive throuple idea? and if so, is it a funny idea? like, as long as the three of them are entertained it’s fine—or are they shooting for serious, like, “no! we ARE winning the costume contest at payback and fanboy’s halloween party this year!”
or do they wear individual costumes? especially rhett who might not have done a lot as far as dressing up past the age of twelve, but is actually really good at successfully making homemade costumes?
and are they giving out candy? do they wear cozy seasonal loungewear and compliment all the children’s costumes, or do they leave a full mixed candy bowl out on the porch, knowing full well that a number of these kids are NOT going to take just one (!) but it’s halloween so who cares 😌🎃👻
Omg, I have been dying to find the chance to answer this 😭🎃
Bob, again, is the instigator for the Halloween costumes, but this time, it wasn't exactly his idea! He simply got caught up in the crossfire when Maverick was bickering with Reuben and Mickey about how Halloween parties are lame, and the next thing Bob knows, he's been invited to the yearly party against his will.
So what do you do when you've been invited against your will? You drag your two partners along with you! He tries sugarcoating it, says he already has some costume ideas, aaand...well...
"I ain't dressin' up as a goddamn condiment!"
"What, you think you have a better idea?" And maybe Bob's words were a little too snappy because Rhett looks like he's about to eat him alive.
Neither Reader nor Bob expects for Rhett to bark a, "Yeah, I do, actually!" Before vanishing up to the attic, wrapped up in his own little storm cloud, grumbling under his breath about how he hates store-bought costumes.
Come to find out, when Rhett was 19, he and his buddy Archie got together and crafted Ghost Buster's costumes for Wabang's yearly Halloween Costume contest. All because they'd gotten sick and tired of seeing Billy and Luke Tillerson win every damn year. Rhett's still got the cheap blue first-place ribbon, pinned on his old suit.
The costumes are elaborate, with properly sewn patches, purposeful wear and tear, and hand-built gear that genuinely looks useable. It's dusty. The suits need a good wash, and that still leaves one person without a costume, but it's better than store-bought.
Only for it to become glaringly obvious that Rhett is much bigger than his 19-year-old self. Not in height and weight but in muscle. Reader and Bob fit into the suits just fine, but Rhett? His shoulders have gotten broader, and his biceps are so thick that the seam on the sleeve busts open.
"I ain't that big!"
"Yes, you are!"
And maybe that's the reason why Rhett gets turned into a dead cowboy. Because what's a ghostbuster without a ghost?
Rhett's entire outfit is black and gray, complete with a torn cowboy hat, deliberately ripped shirt and jeans, beaten-to-hell chaps, and spurs that chime with every step he takes. He's missing part of his left sleeve (he accidentally busted another seam), flannel only buttoned halfway, and Bob's meticulously painted his skin to create the appearance of a skeleton.
There's a last-minute addition of fangs and a singular, white contact because, in the Reader's words, Rhett's eyes were far too sweet and made him look friendly rather than scary.
The party is massive.
Leave it to Mickey to pull some strings and get a damn venue in San Diego for the party when it very well could have been held in his Aunt's backyard again. There are so many people that Bob can't find his friends for a full half hour, and Rhett's actively about to crawl out of his skin if another person stops him for a picture. Half of these people aren't even dressed up!
Natasha is the biggest competition. She's rebuilt her phoenix costume from two years ago, and this time, she has not held back. Has even gone as far as to make proper wings, feathers, and all.
And she would have won, too, if Reuben, the toughest costume judge in the damn city, didn't dock her points for reusing the same theme. Leaving Bob, Reader and Rhett to switch places with her, snatching first place by a hair.
Rhett doesn't take it as a win and is now actively drawing plans for a quote, "costume that don't need no damn luck to win."
With all of the competitiveness, it's a given that the Floytt household is elaborately decorated for Halloween, but not in the way that you'd think.
Bob and Rhett, to the Reader's amusement, are in a silent war with the dad down the street, in trying to create the spookiest house on the street. Cobwebs on the porch and boarded-up windows, a big ghost on the garage, and a damn spider that jumps out at your feet as you walk by.
Oh, and fog machines galore.
All of that effort, and...nobody ever sits outside to hand out candy. Whoever gets home first fills the candy bowl, sets it outside, and settles down with the other two for a cozy night of scary movies. It's all comfy loungewear, soft blankets, and cuddling on the oversized couch, occasionally checking the doorbell camera to watch kids get spooked by the spider.
They did sit outside for the first Halloween spent in the new house. For less than a half hour before Rhett started shivering, and Bobby fell asleep on the porch swing.
Let it be known that Bob's favorite Halloween candy is candy corn, and Rhett actively throws said candy corn at his head. The Reader sometimes gets caught in the crossfire, and it always ends in candy corn being found months later in places it shouldn't be.
#rhett abbott#bob floyd#robert bob floyd#bob floyd x reader x rhett abbott#💐#hawthorn au#rhett abbott headcanons#robert bob floyd headcanons#tw: food#milesmillergf#delgato's asks
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Holiday Huntlow?? Halloween or Christmas/winter
Yo. Omg I only have a few more days to imagine what could be before we finally have some answers. Here’s some Halloween Huntlow based on the newest promo. It’s pointless but I think it’s cute.
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“What’s Hunter been up to? He’s been locked in the basement for hours.” Luz wondered aloud as the rest of the group sat around the kitchen table finishing breakfast.
“Ever since you told us about Halloween he’s been working on his costume,” said Gus, shaking his head endearingly. “When we’re not doing research, we’ve been watching this amazing documentary called Space Trek and-.”
“It’s not a documentary, I just need you to know that.” Luz interjected quickly.
“-and since you said that the tradition of dressing up has evolved beyond demon realm stereotypes, he wants to dress up as his favorite character.”
“Oh, okay it’s good he has a creative outlet,” said Amity, sipping her tea. “But Luz, didn’t you say that show was for ner-.”
Willow nudged gently her side which told Amity this was probably a comment not meant to be shared.
“So, are you going as someone from the show too, Gus?” Willow asked brightly.
“Oh yeah!” He beamed. “But I’ve got a special charm set with a costume. I offered to make one for Hunter but he seemed really excited to make it himself.”
“Who is he being?” Asked Willow who had watched a few episodes with the boys and had a basic idea of the show. She was nowhere near the level Gus and Hunter were, the two spending practically every free moment watching or discussing the program.
“He wants to keep it a surprise buuuut I bet he’d tell a certain someone if they asked.” Gus sang as he gave Willow a wink but she simply rolled her eyes.
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Willow knocked on the basement door and waited for Hunter to invite her in.
“Hey!” She said cheerfully, ducking her head down to see him. “I brought cha some breakfast!”
“Ow! Thank you, Captain!” Hunter exclaimed.
“You okay there?” She laughed as she descended the stairs and set his plate on the end table.
“Oh yeah, I’m getting better at sewing but I still manage to stab myself every so often,” he chuckled, shaking out his hand. “But I’m almost done! I’ve gotta have it ready for tonight; it’s gonna be perfect!”
“I’m glad you’re so excited,” Willow smiled as she sat on the couch. “Lemme see if I can guess who you’re gonna be.” She turned her attention to the TV, Hunter was rewatching his favorite season while he worked, citing the source to make sure his creation was accurate. “Oh! Is it the guy in the yellow shirt?”
“Good eye! Yeah, that’s Filton,” said Hunter. “He’s a cyborg, which is part machine and part human and he’s got the best memory and he can fix anything and he’s the technician. He’s my favorite; he’s logical and efficient and he’s funny and awesome.”
“He sounds a lot like you.”
“Yeah, well...” Hunter blushed as he confined to stitch. “I don’t know about that. But I think I found the right shade for the shirt to do the character justice. The costumes in the store had too many inaccuracies. They have the planet on the wrong side, which in the show is a major infraction so I’m sewing my own on.”
“I see. Oh, who’s that?” Willow asked pointing to the screen as a new character entered the scene. She wore a long sleeved green dress with black stockings and matching long boots. She wore her long black hair down, with several Golden star clips decorating her head to keep it out of her eyes. Her face was adorned by matching green lines that went vertically across both eyes and made her seem intimidating and reminded Willow of flyer derby.
“Hmm? Oh! That’s Estrella.” Hunter explained. “Oh she’s awesome. She just became captain of the ship. No one on her planet though she could do it so she joined the team as part of the med division but then they got caught in a meteor storm and she lead the team through it and also fought space pirates.”
“A captain, Huh? Well, she sounds awesome,” said Willow getting more comfortable on the couch and becoming invested in the episode.
“Oh, she is!” Hunter exclaimed. “I thought she’d be your favorite, she reminds me a lot of you.”
“Really? Well then she must be the best character.” said Willow as she watched Estrella jump into the air kick an attacker in the face. Willow admired her technique. “Would it be okay if I watched with you for little bit? Unless you need to focus, I don’t want it distract you if you need-.”
“Oh no, please stay!” said Hunter. “Let me know if you have any questions. But no peeking at my costume. I want you to see it when it’s done and perfect.”
“Deal,” said Willow, who was too involved in the show to put her attention anywhere else.
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Hunter walked into the kitchen to reveal his finished product with a dramatic flourish, holding his homemade accessories with pride.
“Reporting from the Gamma Quadrant and representing planet Quiox, Lieutenant Filton reporting for duty!” He announced as he shot fake lasers from his eye just as Filton did on the show.
“Woah dude! You look awesome!” said Gus as he and Hunter did their usual handshake.
“Thanks! Why aren’t you ready yet?”
“I’ve got my charm all ready, no rush,” he said, gesturing to his accessory. “But ya know, speaking of Filton, I noticed that on the box set for the next season-.”
Hunter covered his ears. “La la la la no spoilers!”
“Okay fine,” laughed Gus. Despite the show having been out for years in the is realm, it was totally new to them and Hunter refused to have any part of it spoiled. Gus turned his attention behind Hunter and a large smile graced his face. “Woah, Willow! I didn’t know you were dressing up too!”
“Oh it’s just something I threw together,” she said.
Hunter turned to greet her but was quickly made speechless by her appearance. It wasn’t unusual for the sight of her to leave him at a loss for words, but she had outdone herself now. “Wait... are you...?”
“I had a dress that reminded me of Estrella’s and Luz lent me some hair clips so I thought it would be cool if we had matching costumes,” explained Willow, gesturing to her outfit. The dress was nearly a perfect replicant by itself but she had added a belt and altered the sleeves to make the look complete. “I hope that’s okay, I know it’s really more of your and Gus’ thing-.”
“No, not at all! I mean, it is! I mean... you look amazing, Captain.” Hunter could barely catch his breath. He had seen Willow with her hair down before, but never so purposeful and planned. For having only been introduced to the character that morning, she had put true effort in recreating her likeness. “You even painted your face! Oh, oh! I have an extra space fleet patch you can wear! Let me go down and get it!”
Hunter quickly dashed down the stairs and Willow could not have more thrilled with his reaction.
“So uh, what made you pick Estrella, Willow?” Gus asked, crossing his arms and offering her a knowing smirk.
“Oh, well Hunter was telling me about her and we watched some episodes and I just really like her character,” she replied. “Why? Oh no, she doesn’t turn evil or die or something does she?”
“No, but I’m guessing you didn’t get to episode 87 did you?”
“No, I think we stopped a few before that, why?”
“Ask Hunter about it,” smirked Gus. “It’s like his favorite episode.”
“Aw! I didn’t know you guys were doing a couple’s costume too!” Gushed Luz as she and Amity came down the stairs, dressed and Azura and Hecate to no one’s surprise.
“Huh?” said Willow, confused.
“Hunter is dressing as Filton, right?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, I’m nowhere near as into Space Trek as my dad was, but it’s a well known pop culture fact that Estrella and Filton are like one of the most famous love stories of all time.”
“Oh, I... hadn’t gotten that far yet,” said Willow, now enjoying Hunter’s reaction even more upon reflection. “Is that what happens in episode 87?”
“Well, that’s when it starts,” explained Gus. “That’s the episode where Filton gets a system upgrade that makes him realize he’s in love with the Captain. Hunter is like obsessed with them, I’m pretty sure he draws pictures of them before bed.”
“Really? He didn’t mention that,” Willow blushed, easily imagining Hunter hunched over a notebook agonizing over the perfecting the shading of Filton’s mechanical eye.
“He probably didn’t wanna spoil it for you,” shrugged Gus. “We also haven’t found out if they get together yet, there’s a lot of tension and build up and he still has to tell her that he got his robot parts from an evil robot that used to fight the alliance and-.”
“Gus! Spoilers!” Willow exclaimed, covering her ears.
“I’m sorry,” laughed Gus. “Anyway, it’s one of those episodes where everyone loses their memory at the end so like it’s not technically canon but it also is? I think it’s annoying, but it’s Hunter’s favorite episode. I think I’ll let you two watch that one alone.”
“Why?”
“Because they kiss in that one.”
“Oh, I see,” said Willow as she heard Hunter’s footsteps running back up the basement stairs. “Do you think he’s okay with me dressing like her then? I don’t want him to be uncomfortable if people assume-.”
“I found it!” Hunter announced as he eagerly ran over to Willow. “I can sew it onto your sweater if you want, it won’t take very long!”
“I think he’s fine with it,” whispered Gus to Willow as she removed her sweater to hand to Hunter who quickly began working.
“Willow! Can you take mine and Luz’s picture by her Azura poster?” Amity called from the next room. Willow picked up her camera and headed over, snapping dozens of pictures of the pair re-enacting the book covers and just being extremely cheesy.
During their photo session, Hunter finished sewing on Willow’s patch and admired his work with pride. He was so excited to have something to share with the Captain and he couldn’t wait to discuss his theories and fun facts with her.
“So, are you guys gonna be in character all night?” asked Gus as he watched Hunter fix some buttons on Willow’s sweater while he had the kit out.
“Well, I certainly don’t intend to dishonor Filton’s name by acting against his moral code,” said Hunter far too seriously. “Luckily, we’re both highly efficient and logical.”
“Yeah, and luckily you’re both in love with the Captain too huh?”
“Yeah and- that’s not funny,” said Hunter, giving Gus a stern look.
“Hey, I’m just staying in character,” said Gus, activating his charm to change into his costume. “Morrok is the handsome comic relief who tells it like it is. I gotta tell it like it is.”
“Thanks Willow!” Luz beamed as she and Amity adored their poloroids, struggling to pick a favorite. “These are all amazing! Want me to take a picture of you, Hunter, and Gus?”
“Oh, that would be great thanks!” said Willow, handing her camera to Luz and ducking back into the living room to grab the boys. Hunter helped Willow slip her sweater back on and she complimented his craftsmanship which made him blush. The three gathered in front of the entrance, with Hunter making sure they were placed and posed perfectly to ensure the most accurate photos possible.
“Okay, I think we should get on of you guys recreating the scene from when they went to Cyran,” said Gus.
“Oh! Yes!” agreed Luz with enthusiasm. “That’s iconic!”
“I don’t think we got that far,” admitted Willow, wondering if it was a reference to episode 87. “Um, what do we have to do?”
“Oh, I don’t think the Captain wants to do that,” said Hunter, nervously. “It’s probably too silly and we should leave soon-.”
“Here, I’ll show you,” said Luz to Willow as she quickly searched the poster on her phone and showed it to her. Willow grinned.
“Oh yeah, we can totally do that.” she said.
“Really?” Said Hunter, trying to hide how thrilled he was. Willow nodded as Gus ran up to them and began putting them into place.
“Okay, Willow you stand... here,” said Gus, directing Willow into the light. “And Hunter, you go on her left and put your arms around her shoulders like she’s carrying you out of the rock monsters clutches. And Willow, put your hand around his waist and pull him closer, yeah just like that! And put your other hand in the air like your summoning the ship’s beam! Perfect! Hold that! Hunter, why is your face so red?”
“Aw so cute!” Luz squealed, prolonging hitting the button to make the moment last longer.
“Oh! Gus, can you make an illusion that’ll make it look like we’re being beamed up to the ship?” Willow asked and Hunter gasped at her brilliance, his eyes widening at how epic the picture would look.
“On it!” he said as he summoned the blue light above them. Willow did a perfect recreation of the poster, looking up at the sky with determination and fearlessness. Beside her, Hunter perfectly re-enacted Filton’s iconic love struck look without even trying.
“Maybe next Halloween we can recreate a scene from episode 87.” Willow whispered as Luz snapped the last photo, Hunter looked as though he was going to burst into flames as Willow managed to remain composed. As flustered as he was, he momentarily snapped out of it as he fully processed her words.
“Gus! I told you not to spoil it for her!”
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Another kid one.
Bakugou has a son. He loves his kid, but what does he want for his birthday?
To go to a museum of natural history. To look at dinosaurs. There's a new one on exhibit. He knows this means the world to the kid. He sits with him every night as the boy opens up his dinosaur book, and places his little dinosaur action figures on the table too. He points out each dinosaur (and their respective toy if he has it) and tells Bakugou about each one. Bakugou nods and listens, in spite of not really being into dinosaurs himself.
He wonders why the boy couldn't want to go to the superhero museum, he'd LOVE to take him there and show him the All Might display. But the boy wanted to go see the dinosaurs so that's what he'd get.
He surprises the boy with the trip to the museum and he's happy to see the boys sheer excitement at getting to see these behemoths in person.
He also can't help but admire a member of the staff. His son ran headfirst into you in his haste to get to the tyrannosaurus rex.
You were so sweet and you didn't seem to know who he was. Maybe it was because he wasn't in his costume? Or perhaps you were so wrapped up in your job maybe you really didn't know?
His son grabbed your hand and started excitedly telling you all about the t-rex.
Bakugou started scolding the boy, for holding you up and to not grab strangers, when you'd assured him it was fine. Next thing he knew you were walking around each of the displays with them.
Maybe he'd have to stop in on the natural history museum more.....
-😻
Omg I love this because it’s Bakugou wanting so desperately for his kid to be into Pro-Heroes like he was when he was a kid (and even if now well into his thirties), but his son just isn’t interested? Like no matter how many Pro-Hero action figures he receives for birthdays, the amount of heroes he gets to meet in full costume because of who his dead is AND his dad being Dynamight he just doesn’t care?
And it makes Bakugou pouty and sad because he wants to be his sons hero so badly, he wants his son to have the same goals and aspirations that he did when he was young. So Kirishima has to comfort him and tell him that it’s okay, it doesn’t mean his son loves him any less— that maybe he just wants to have his dad instead of Dynamight.
So when his son asks to go to the Natural History Museum of course Bakugou is deflated, but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t get the best birthday so he’s taking him. Admittedly Bakugou thinks some of the exhibits are pretty cool, but he just softens when his son starts pointing at all the dinosaurs and naming them by name— exact names that even Bakugou doesn’t know. And he’s holding his dads hand as he drags him around the museum, pointing at his favourites. But then he sees a skeleton of a diplodocus and he’s gone. Bolting off through the crowds of the museum as Bakugou tries to weave through to follow him. His much larger frame making it far more difficult as he tries not to boulder people out of the way, he’s done a good job so far at hiding his identity under his glasses and cap he doesn’t want to bring any unwanted attention to himself and ruin his sons day.
And just imagining him about to scold his son, because he’s so panicked but then he sees him with you? And you’re crouched down to his level as he overhears the conversation. You’re asking him about his favourite dinosaurs, about facts that even Bakugou doesn’t know but his son lists them off like an expert and it’s almost like now he gets it? He understands why he’s so passionate about them.
But now he’s listening as you walk around the exhibits with them, a small smile on his face as he wanders behind you both. Telling his son off for grabbing at your skirt when he wants your attention but you turn and tell him that it’s okay.
It’s only right that he treats you to dinner after right? For giving them both a private tour?🥺
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🎃halloween with the avengers and co!🎃
summary: um. you can read so
warnings: this is literally me rambling, haunted places, animated bucky having like double d’s wtf, the most unorganized thing i’ve ever made don’t judge me
a/n: this is so messy but i had so much fun just writing whatever came to mind, apologies for jumping all over the place lol but hope you get a laugh out of it anyways 🤍🤍
OH MY GOD ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE IVE DONE THIS
BUT YALL SHOULD KNOW THAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE MY FAVORITE THING
I MAY BE AN ATHEIST BUT CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER
and i honestly spent halloween in my dorm bingeing movies and i’m rewatching werewolf by night and just realized i need to write for halloween so oops
halloween with the team is the best shit ever.
you want to wear a costume? no party like a stark party.
sure, some people are lazy and show up in their suits and call it a day (cough sam cough)
but it’s well made up for by peter and harley both going as tony (and arguing over who did it better) and kamala dressing as carol
yelena and nat would dress up as each other and make fun of the other
“i’m natasha and i’m an avenger and i love tight suits with no pockets so my ass looks good when i pose”
“i’m yelena and i have an addiction to sriracha and versace”
tony was going to show up as himself, but morgan wrangled the stark family into dressing as food. she’s a cheeseburger, obvi
steven convinced marc to go as an archaeologist, but when the latter fronts he instantly yanks off the funny hat and passes it to layla, who’s honestly just there to watch the chaos
wanda goes with her usual sokovian fortune teller costume, but the twins are more than excited to prance around the tower in search of candy
america brings a share of multiversal candy, some of which isn’t… exactly… edible
speaking of which, if you hand out candy instead, you end up setting up a trick-or-treating path in the tower for the younger team members, with each of the rooms serving as a stop
the eternals are split on halloween. ikaris, being the stoic dramatic hoe he is, thinks it’s overhyped. sersei’s happy to see little kids, sprite likes scaring people, you know
but with all of your experiences combined, none of you scare easily
the world’s greatest heroes can tank any horror movie with ease, barely startling at jumpscares or violent scenes
but they DO NOT handle haunted areas well
this is entirely based on my experience at the ohio state reformatory AKA the most haunted prison in the us. i went up for fall break since i used to live near mansfield before we moved, and HOLY FUCK YALL
THAT SHITS HAUNTED HAUNTED
i sat in the chair room :)
and it felt like someone punched the right side of my face :(
my right eye teared up and got super red :(((
but i got a piece of brick from the chapel :D
probably have an attachment now :((((
anyway, say you convince the team to visit. even better, you rope tony into paying for the ghost tour
every single noise will send the group jumping
bucky pulls a knife out of his pocket the moment you enter the west attic
steve starts out a skeptic but ends up refusing to even enter the chapel
peter freaking out bc “omg sam and colby and shane and ryan were here”
things are just made worse when wanda starts to mumble about “restless energy”
fuck that if the scarlet witch is nervous then you can be too
just finished werewolf by night moving on to the zombie episode of what if?
goddamn animated bucky has bigger tits than me
are y’all seein this shit
ok back on track
if jack and elsa are somehow involved there’ll be too many werewolf jokes made
but he’s too much of a sweetheart to really protest them
i love them so much and we only have like an hour of them 🥺
scott would dress up as an ant. i’m not taking criticism. he would try to make hope dress up as a wasp but when she refuses cassie does it.
bingeing halloween movies
arguing whether or not nightmare before christmas is a halloween or christmas movie
deciding the only right decision aka it’s a halloween movie stfu
shuri would come up with a slay costume i just know she would 😭
thor and jane would have a cringey couples costume cmon guys it’s literally canon
katy would show up as a hot dog
like the worst discount hot dog costume you’ve ever seen
shang and xialing would be forced to be ketchup and mustard respectively
once again argue with the wall
overall, you’ll have fun. it’ll be chaotic as fuck, but when it comes to the avengers, what isn’t?
hope everyone had a fun halloween! now go buy that discount candy bitches!
#marvel#marvel x reader#x reader#avengers x reader#avengers#steve rogers#bucky barnes#tony stark#natasha romanoff#peter parker#sam wilson#wanda maximoff#yelena belova#kamala khan#werewolf by night#scott lang#halloween#marvel halloween#halloween with the avengers
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So I finished reading all three of the Strahd stories written by PN Elrod and I have a lot of thoughts (btw I call her version 'Caretaker Strahd' and consider him a different character to 5e Strahd)
SPOILERS FOR THE STORIES UNDER THE CUT
strahd is so definitely a gamer, I could totally imagine him showing off his setup and pc if he lived in modern times
he'd have those cool ones that flash when you type on them and really expensive gear too, he's somehow found out how to play video games despite computers not even being invented in his time
That thing he does where he possess someone else is SO UNDERUSED omg, what are the limits? Can he possess wolves and bats if he turned into them first? Possess dire wolves?? Dragons???
since vampiric charm in 5e only works on humanoids I'd assume that his version of it also only works on humanoids, except that he was able to possess another vampire in the same way so maybe his works on undead too
WHICH MEANS HE CAN BUILD A FLESH GOLEM AND POSSESS IT
fanfic where Strahd builds a mecha and kicks ass
i'd imagine his first mecha would be a robotic version of himself that uses the weird potion as fuel so he can go to other domains (and also has a self destruct button to avoid another 'Azalin's ANGY' incident
his second one might be a giant wolf with him in wolf form piloting it with the magic ball, because a four legged mecha is easier to build than one with 2 legs
also I can't shake the thought of him asking for Barovians to pay taxes in the form of blood donations
I mean for one thing he wants to survive and not let people know he's a vampire but come on are you going to eat your townsfolk when you run out of prisoners?
it's slightly better when he says that he can use his mind control powers to make them forget that he drank from them but stillllllll :(
according to Azalin the most experimentation he's done about going into the mists is the thing with holding a string and running in, and tbh that's like the only thing I agree with Darcelus on
like dude you've been alive for hundreds of years and you're too horny about some redhead to investigate wtf is going on?
makes you wonder how much he knows about the sunlight burning him as well
if I were a vampire I would be testing this out every day and try to develop some kind of sunlight proof outfit to go outside with, and if people ask what I'm wearing I'll just say I have a skin condition
OH and since people are bound to take notice of his mechas he's building, maybe he can excuse this by saying he needs blood to power his mechas
so now he doesn't need to bite his villagers :D
and about the way he can make an outfit that sunlight proofs him- I have an experiment in mind. If he can metabolise, then he can cut pieces of his hair and put them under sunlight and look at them under a magnifying glass to see how they burn. And he can slot materials such as cloth etc between the sunlight and his hair to see if it blocks out the sun, and maybe he leaves it there for a few hours to see if it ACTUALLY blocks out the sun and isn't just burning there but slower
maybe the vision part will be harder to do since IDK if UV ray resistant glass even exists here, but maybe he just casts a spell on the costume so he can see out of it
and he can just put on an entire suit of armor over it assuming it's cloth and then he can go out in public in daylight- he doesn't need to breathe so suffocation isn't a problem
alternatively he can hide his ridiculous clothing by casting disguise self but he probably has already solved that problem
i sure hope vampires don't sweat
I don't think they do but if he does, I don't think he'll like it one bit
I lowkey headcanon him as autistic because he's good at keeping a straight face, hates being social (to the point where he will throw letters at people from the shadows rather than talking to them directly), once stared for ages at a wall because he was angy, identifies with animals more than people, and idk he probably has some sensory issues from how strongly he reacts to certain smells
or maybe I just can't feel pain idk lol
i wonder if Sergei and/or Tatyana were polyamorous, he sure as hell never asked them first
wonder how much it would explode his head if it turns out centuries later that they were poly all along and he killed Alek and Sergei for nothing
:(
but also >:]
Strahd said that kissing women felt nice but he doesn't really want to do it because he hungers for blood and he has to repress it, why does he hunger for people aside from Tatyana it seems?
hmmmmmm I have never ever seen ANYONE react to a person irl like how Strahd reacts to Tatyana, and it seems like I'm not the only one who finds it sus. Not just like in 'gee you really shouldn't be this obsessed over a girl' kind of sus, sus to the point where people theorise that she's a succubus or something. SO I'm thinking, does Strahd look inside and wonder why he's so attracted to Tatyana? like... he's not very curious or scientific the way Azalin is, so he probably didn't investigate it and he isn't the introspective type AT ALL so there maybe isn't a lot of looking into it that he did
my headcanon is that something happened between him and Tatyana in another life, maybe he was already cursed from there or something
because his crime wasn't that bad in comparison to other darklords.... killing two people vs mass murder
crack theory- Tatyana is a darklord as well and stuck in the same domain as Strahd, in a past life she cast a spell on him that made him fall in love with her madly, but her curse is that he will never be able to be with her and that she won't recognise him from the past life
because ngl her situation seems worse than Strahd in some ways
still I would REALLY love to know if there was any more background to Strahd's obsession over her other than 'tatyana's hot'
just scrolled to the top and remembered that since Strahd has some sick writing skillz, he would make an amazing youtuber as well
he'd be able to write something like the DSMP for money and entertainment purposes
that is a cursed line why did i write that lmao
wonder how he'd do as a streamer
I don't think he'd be a streamer since he seems to love his privacy and his autobiographies seem reserved for meeting people he really trusts and showing them his life story without having to sit down and explain it through because he hates social stuff
so his autobiographies are partially propaganda but really it has a lot of secrets so it's possibly to get people to like him
Azalin said that Strahd had a weird/ random sense of humor so I would really like to see how he responds to memes or if he would make them
Strahd REALLY goes out of his way whenever possible in his autobiographies to be like "actually no I'm not that nice, I'm doing this semi nice thing because of xyz" to the point where I'm suspecting he's trying to cover up the fact that he cares about stuff more than he actually does but he's trying to be intimidating
he obviously feels emotions and is sad about Sergei and Alek but he's an emotional repression person and probably tries to hide ANY kind of pain that isn't Tatyana related
I really want to know what would happen if he met Sergei or Alek's ghost.................................................
I feel like a bunch of scenes in the books may have been for fanservice to some degree lol (cough cough strahd taking off his shirt cause he doesn't want it to get ruined by swords cough)
idk what Strahd has going on for Van Richten but it's funny how he just saw one random guy and went 'ok I trust you, here's my entire life story' twice
another user said Strahd was trying to seduce Van Richten because of how he let him go free after Van Richten read his first autobiography, then probably arranged an illiterate thief to carry his other autobiography to the exact bookstore where Van Richten likes to hang out so he could read it in the perfect time frame, and then send a minion to pick it up afterwards lol
TWAA was so full of cartoon physics it was funny to imagine lol
Why did Strahd imagine such oddly specific scenarios such as Azalin going mountain climbing while casting spells and himself trying to grab a carrot off Azalin while Azalin twirls it around on a fishing rod like Strahd's a minecraft pig
Strahd's so done with Azalin by the end he just lets Azalin bow his spectral form like a sockpuppet :sob emoji:
#strahd von zarovich#sergei von zarovich#tatyana federovna#i strahd#I strahd the war against azalin#pn elrod#books#my posts#azalin rex#caretaker strahd#that's my tag for anything elrod strahd related#one thing I've noticed about how much I think about the books now#is that I'm pretty sure that even Caretaker Strahd can't stand me#i mean a lot of people irl can't stand me and they aren't even aloof aristocratic vampires with ptsd#so being able to read his autobiographies and see a bit of his thought patterns is something I'd most likely never do even irl#Even If I Literally Met Someone Just Like HIm#rudolph van richten#ravenloft
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Words cannot describe how much I ADORE bten. Such a marvelous piece of writing. I'm surprised I got to read this incredible fic for free???? pls pls pls tell me you're also secretly a New York bestselling author so I can go read your books pls pls pls.
I read it all in one sitting, so I may be misremembering things, but I always assumed that the reason Kenny started noticing the time traveler was that each time they died, they accumulated more and more cursed energy (from the trauma of dying over and over again). Or is that not how it works? Did the time traveler have a lot of cursed energy right at the beginning or did their cursed energy grow after each loop. The latter makes more sense to me, considering they started to only see the curses after a few iterations, but I might have misread!
Another question! Approximately how long was the time traveler stuck there? At one point, they say thousands of years but that can't be true hahaha....right? for the sake of the time traveler's mental state i sure hope not.
Final question buuuut why did gojo keep giving the time traveler his number? I think it's heavily implied that it's due to the immense cursed energy and he wants to know more about them but maybe there was also a romantic interest at first glance maybe maybe???
Im so sorry for all these questions AND how long this ask got. You are just such a talent writer!!!! thank you so much for gifting us this masterpiece!!!!
omg. thank you so much!!! unfortunately, i am not a new york times best selling writer. if i was, then my ●●●● shrine would be SO BIG. alas. a girl can dream tho.
okay so! yes! reader did keep accumulating more and more cursed energy with each subsequent loop! at the beginning they didn't have very much, but at the moment of their very first death, their cursed energy spiked up just high enough to trigger their technique. and with each death, they kept building up more and more. which is why they eventually became able to see jogo and hanami as well as why they kept waking up earlier and earlier, or rather, going further and further back in time. actually, this is. a bit of a reference to madoka magica where, madoka continues to gain more and more potential energy before she makes her transformation.
nooooo they weren't stuck in the loop for thousands of years! it was that they'd gone through thousands of loops! i know they stopped counting, but i have an exact number: 15,532 loops. not every loop lasted the same amount of time. the first few loops were probably only a few minutes at most, while the loops were reader made it to kenny were probably as long as an hour and a half or so. if we assume each loop lasted an hour that comes out to 647 days, which is a little over a year and nine months, but since there were the shorter loops, it'd be less than that. i think. math is not my strong point. but putting it in those terms, it doesn't seem like all that long, does it? not even two years… so i think that worked in their favor wrt their mental state!! 1000 years would have definitely… been too much.
also, i'm diverging a little here, but reader does mention the possibility of going back far enough to avoid being in shibuya and. like. if that had happened. then. they would still have died LMAOOO. no matter what.
as for your last question! it is most definitely due to the insane amount of cursed energy they have. i wouldn't say that he wants to know more about them per se… but he definitely has something in mind LMAO. that being said!! i wouldn't completely write off any initial attraction, because like, if i had thought it logistically possible to have a little romance, i would have done so. but it just wasn't possible with the situational constraints.
but the thought of gojo being instantly attracted to someone in like a ketchup bottle costume is infinitely hilarious to me.
and no need to apologize for all your questions!! i can honestly and truly say i've been there so i get it!! honestly, i should be thanking you for giving me the opportunity to ramble about this fic to an audience. i feel like there's always more to a fic than the actual words in the fic, like extra secret lore… what happens before and after… all sorts of stuff!! i'm really glad that you liked it enough to ask too!! and!! thank you for asking!! really!! truly!! thinking of how to answer this got me through the rest of my day job HAHAHA. i'm sorry this got so long too LMAO.
#on anon#I RAMBLED SO MUCH OMG#the 15532 is also a reference to endless eight from haruhi suzumiya#fic feedback#bten rambling
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{Massive Toh s3 Spoilers}
This is just gonna be a diary of my thoughts before and well watching the special, get ready for me to fucking lose it.
Kings tide, and so it begins😀
We’re only on kings tide and I’m already crying cause eda kissed hootys head. I totally forgot that happened and I’m gonna lose it
I FORGOT HOW STRESSFUL KINGS TIDE IS IM NOT OKAY
I’m sorry but hooty in a ball is so funny, like, I wanna know how long he actully is.
Imagine if Luz actually got petrified, like she literally almost died. What would have the hexside squad and every one done.
Her almost getting petrified must have been so painful, remember how painful it was when Eda was almost petrified.
Tera turning to rain and asking “Raine? Belos is giving us paradise right?” Will always be a heartbreakingly good line. I get chills every time.
AMITY HAVING TO LEAVE HER DAD HAS ME IN TEARS AGAIN I CANT DO THIS
RUN LUZ RUN
YES HEXSIDE SWUAD IS HERE
willow is so powerful I love her
King looked like a bowling ball because of the way he fell down the stairs.
I forgot that Gus saw everything from hollow mind, is he gonna bring it up to luz and Hunter at all?
Ew, I didn’t know that they have earwigs on the boiling isles. I can’t escape earwigs
THERE ARE SO MANY GOLDEN GUARD CORPUSES:(
I love how amity and Luz protect eachother they are literally goals
OMG RAINE I LOVE YOU PLEASE BE OKAY
YES THE COLLECTORS THEME IS SO GOOD
the collector low key fucked Belos up lmao. I forgot how terrifying they are.
I still love the collector and his little “okay!:) boop:)”
Omg the collector is so cool, I feel like he would be an iPad kid
“I’m so happy I had you as a big sister” IM FUCKING WRECKED YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND
Gus’s little cry I can’t do this.
Okay now thanks to them
I’m so fucking terrified
Amity with the tea omgit’s adorable, I need camila needs to teach her how to cook
Hunter really went “they won’t hate you, they’ll hate us:)”
AMITY AND LUZ ARE SO CUTE W THE BANDAID
BELOS NEEDS TO GET HUS UGLY ASS OUTTA HERE
Gus is so cute ONG but he needs to stop breaking stuff
LMAO CAMILA WAS LIKE “WTF” when Hunter knelt in-front of her
LUZ AND HER DAD ON THE WALL I CANT DEAL WITH THAT:(
LUMITY STUDIOS PRESENTS LMAO SHES SUCH A NERD
Amity leaving out odalia as she should on the family picture.
Huntlow is adorable
Gus you silly goose
LUMITY IN THE RAIN MY FANFIC DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE
I’m just waiting for something absolutely traumatic to happen and then Disney is like “BUY A BARBIE DREAM CLOSET”
THEIR ALL LEARNING SPANISH ONG
HOTTY ON THE DOOR THEY MISS HIM:(
Omg it’s duolingo
HUNTER IS SO BAD AT SOANISH
OMG THEY ARE TRYING TO HELP WITH THE HOUSE WORK
Amity you loser, she just ate shit
A MAP?!?!
OMG HUNTER IS CRUSHING SO HARD
omg luz has a Fanny pack lmao
Poor luz omg:(
PICTURES OF EDA IN LUZS LOCKER:(
the kid with the gauged ears look so cool
CAMILA ASKING IF THEY NEED TO DRINK BLOOD
Hunter practicing his sewing skills
OMG HUNTER WITH THE WOLF SHIRT
Hunter is so happy:)
Oh no, now he’s so sad:(
amity, go check on ur girl
CAMILA LOVES THEM SO MUCH
“You don’t want luz to turn out like you did” no that’s so fucking mean
Luz is so adorable saying to give the parliaments a kiss
“Hedgehogs”🙄
HUNTER AND GUS OKG THAT IS SO ADORABLE
TEANSPORT WORM
NO HUNTER OMG I HOPE YOUR OKAY
WILLOW WHYD YOU POKE HIM
Amity at the library is so cute
Ew not the historical society freak I fucking hate him
OMG THE COOL PERSON IS NON-BINARY
OMG VEE BLUSHED AT THE COOL GOTH PERSON OMG
THE SCRAP BOOK IS SO CUTE:)
OMG I JUST NOTICED THE LESBIAN FLAG HEART
Vee is so cool and smart and I love her
Oh thank god Hunter is okay but he terrified, I would be too
OMG ITS EXATLY WHAT HE SAID DURING THE SELKIDAUMUS EPISODE
Not the basement wtf
WTF IS IN THERE
Oh thank god it’s just a possum
Omg hunters crying and I’m crying we’re twins
Why is Camilla so weird ab the comic?
Luz and amity are so cute with the costumes they just love eachother so much
ITS NOT UR FAULT LUZ
everybody is such nerds
GET UR FUGLY ASS OUT IF HERE BELOS
IS BELOS GONNA POSSES HUNTER NO OMG? IS flapjack gonna be okay
BELIS NEEDS TO LEAVE THIS POOR BOY ALONE
Hunter needs to go to sasha for therapy
THE REASON SHE READS AZURA IS BECAUSE OF HER DAD:(
OMG IT GOT IN THROUGH HUNTERS CUT
HUNTER NO ONG
IK that this is a very dramatic moment ad all but it’s funny to me that he put the wolf shirt on under the costume, he’s adorable I love him:)
FlapjackNO WTF
WAIT THAT WAS OWLBERT ON THE VILE
O MF THE ANIMATIONIT LOOKS LIKE A MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE
OMG FLAPJACK NO YOU CANT DO THIS
Fight him Hunter you can do this
OMG HUNTER PLEASE BE OKAY
flapjack:( this is so not okay I’m so not okay. I will never be okay again
CAMILA OMG I LOVE HER
Mama IN THE DEMON REALM
Hunter talking to flapjack:(
Good witch luzura:) that’s so cute
IMG vee I fucking love you
I’m not gonna be okay ever again
My cry count is like 7:)
#toh 3#toh spoilers#the owl house season 3#the owl house willow#the owl house hunter#the owl house amity#the owl house s3#the owl house spoilers#toh belos#toh#toh season three
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I miss you my friend!! I hope everything is going well for you and you're taking care of yourself.
Here's a nice little thought for you since I'm done with summer now thanks that'll be it for me. The first Halloween you spend with Michael, as soon as the neighbors start to put out decorations, he brings home a little pumpkin one night.
It is not his usual sort of trophy, and he doesn't present it to you. He looks at it thoughtfully and then sets it on the windowsill. You realize he hasn't had the chance to decorate or even celebrate his favorite holiday since he was six. You've gotta fix that.
Cue you making the best Halloween season fucking ever. It starts on September 1 and ends on like, Christmas. You get him to help you decorate and you buy him candy and the night before his big night, you take him on a walk around the neighborhood, a sort of trick-or-treat of your own, because he doesn't have his mask on so that's kind of a costume, right? And he doesn't say anything, he never does, but he has that particular set to his mouth that translates as a smile the whole season long.
Meg omg I miss talking with you. I’ve been legit creeping your blog on the daily just seeing where your wonderful mind has taken you. College AU has a chokehold on me right now. I actually started thinking about Michael at this slasher college AU with Blue and it’s been quite interesting and fun.
I agree, summer can kick rocks. It’s hot as hell in the Midwest and I’m over it thank you very much. I want to wear all my black comfortably. I’m sure it’s not comfortable for my year-round porch skeleton either—Mr. Barnaby prefers cold bones. But omg Michael bringing home a little pumpkin? My heart!!! Once you spot it you’d have to act.
You’re taking him to every Halloween shop that pops up. When I say you’re spending a pretty penny every weekend for decorations and candy and haunted houses I’m not saying it likely. You spoil the fuck out of him because him even showing interest in something other than murdering is not only something to be rewarded, but it’s also legit so endearing to see him wandering up and down the Halloween aisles at the store and just picking up whatever tickles his fancy and tossing it in the cart.
I like picturing him as being the one to hang lights and all the things you can’t reach. He might not even want to take it down ever. I love picturing him excited in his own little way.
And omg taking him on a haunted hay ride? Please I am crying right now
#payton’s asks#visceravalentines#michael myers#legit screaming thinking of warm apple cider on a spooky hay ride and he’s in a cute outfit and so are you and y’all are in love
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hsmtmts season four episode four
Zac efron in baywatch is CRAZY BRO
richard Bowen: the French fry and the funnel cake
why does Mike suck at shopping? How do you buy cooking oil instead of tanning oil??? How do you do that???
HOW DOES RICHARD NOT KNOW MARY POPPINS ON SIGHT COME ON NOW Gina needs to educate him BADLY
”Ricky and Gina are just friends” yes Mike. Thank you for your input.
five nights in a row?!?!?!?!?!?
ricky is ranting to miss Jenn and Mike is crazy
MAKE GOOD CHOICES??? NO PROMISES??? What is he planning on doing tonight?!?!?!?
this song is really disturbing but also an absolute bop
spooky indeed…
okay I totally thought Ashlyn was going as ms Darbus too!!!!!! I never would have gotten Eleanor roosevelt??
”for the low low price of one of my cats for the day. That’s fine right?” No. No it’s not.
BATMANNNN I WANNA SEE JOSH DRESSED UP LIKE BATMANNN
” WOW YOU LOOK GREAT!!!”
”let’s get this starty parted!!!!!!!!! Nope wait let me come in again”
”Bowen as baywatch???” Honey you’re not the only one who’s confused this is too hilarious
“I’m scared 😟”
HANDSOME MR MAZARRA IS CRAZY
AND KOURTNEY JUST BLOWS RIGHT BY IT AS IF HER MOM DIDNT SAY ANYTHING AHAHAH
again, ten reasons why kourtneys mom is the best parent
”wait. You think mr mazarra is HANDSOME?!”
“dude. Can’t say that.”
mike. Mike Mike Mike. Why would you only get one bag of candy on halloween??? Have you never had halloween before???
the fact that Mack knows EVERYONES NAMES except for Ricky’s that seems blatant right there tbh like how does he know jets and not Ricky’s???
”g-force”
”wow guy! The one who almost ruined the take!” “Wow.” “Yeah, like that!” Ricky is so over Mack I swear
“oh good, spark is here.” “His name is mark and you know this” they said with fake smiles and wide eyes
”sister slayed the remodel” “indeed she did”
”you got it… buddy” the most unconvincing thumbs up ever!
gina trying to hide her mark and spark poster board but it keeps bouncing back PKEASE DONT BE FORESHADOWING
kourtney is SLAYING
Ricky mocking jet is DEFINITELY josh “gotta play it cool tonight bro”
”call. 9. 1. 1.” YES HELP KOURT NEEDS A COSTUME
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RICKY SPITTING IN MACKS DRINK I CANT THE MOST OUT OF POCKET THING HE HAS EVER DONE seriously though I would literally do the same
”iS tHaT fAbRiC?”
”jetty’s got a cruuush!”
only candy, Michael? Omg he’s so dumbbbb it’s giving “its only a song” “a song can mean everything”
he got her a bottle cap?? Tacky.
he’s a little bit too full of himself.
asking “who is it “ ON HALLOWEEN BRUH like it’s definitely not gonna be little kids looking for candy which, by the way, you don’t have! 🤦🏼♀️
I wanna be called “cutie” :(
“bestie of the week” so degrading
omg this is so chaotic I can’t even Dani is like confronting Ricky about his costume and Gina is so confused and Ricky isn’t sure what to say… this is messy yall
RICKY JUMPING INTO GINAS ARMS AWW
omg Maddox is dying
“AS A FRIENDDDD” girl just admit it already she’s so shook
Mad and mad are… bad YES THEY ARE MADLYN FOR LIFE
NO SEBLOS IS NOT OVER FIGHT ME CARLOS
oh crap Mack why you have to go and say things like that
Ricky is so over it lmao the whole time Dani is talking he’s like “shut up shut up shut up” POOR GINA THOUGH
“Troy and Gabriella are characters, not a couple!!” - Kourtney
ricky: “well…”
”WHAAAAT???” The excited squeal is literally me every time something rina-y happens ♥️
the way Mack was like oh shiitake mushrooms and Dani’s look of astonishment - no, you two will not be cheating on each other with the best couple in history TODAY 😝
jet is a VIBE BRO- “I’m so glad this is out in the open, it was getting exhausting” honestly SAME
oh no. Gina’s mom. (She doesn’t deserve a name)
buddies. Always a bad sign 😳
richard just got friend zoned after him and Gina admitted they were a couple in front of all their friends. Oof. Can’t say I don’t blame him for running
”I like to dress up as Mary poppins and you like to give over the counter pharmaceuticals to children.” Yeah Jenn that’s probably a bad sign…
PREACH MISS JENN PREACH YOU AND MAZZY ARE WAY BETTER I think
i agree mike and miss Jenn got together way too soon after the divorce it was like BAM and idk how to feel about it
maddox’s hair looks so cute curly!!
lowkey wish Emmy and Jet would have gotten a duet
sharing songs with each other is literally the first step in any perfect relationship you can not prove me wrong
SEBBIEEE!!!! He really is a knight in shining armor
”not harder than you not talking to me!” Oh, um, think again… BOMBSHELLS
awww ash’s voice is so good
RINAS POLAROID PIC IS SO ADORABLE PLEASE
ashlyn and Maddox’s chemistry is honestly super good they are both absolutely gorgeous and can sing like no one’s business (but technically ash and big red are still together, right? So… wouldn’t Ashlyn be cheating if anything were to happen??)
pause. Richard. Please don’t break up with Gina. That would be the stupidest thing you’ve ever done. I have faith in you tho.
the way pumpkin guy awkwardly climbed thru the window
i still can’t believe Seb cheated
jarred is literally the worst at reading social cues like bro can’t you see Seb and Carlos are going through something over here? Take a chill pill and let them figure it out before you jump in ugh
hes not even that good looking either LMAOOO
Poor sebbie! But he shouldn’t have cheated imo
yes Ricky. Unleash all of your problems on miss Jenn. She will help you. She will use her magic powers and fix everything.
Ricky looks like he has a unibrow BAHAHA
yes miss Jenn call in those reinforcements
#hsmtmts#ricky bowen#ricky x gina#rina#gina porter#high school musical the musical the series#kourtney greene#carlos rodriguez#halloween
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So I’ve seen a bunch of people annotating movies and stuff so I thought it’d be fun to do myself. Here we go, Battle of the Supersons (2022). I’m… worried.
Why does Krypton look like a green hellscape?
And why are we going through Superman’s origin story? I thought this was a supersons film
Oh that’s why
Does that mean Starro was the reason Krypton was destroyed in this universe?
Ooo comic book art
Martha and Johnathan Kent are dead?
Speaking of, they really can’t pick who lives and dies between them. I’ve seen versions where they’re both dead, where they both live, and in that old as balls Superman film I’m pretty sure they only killed John. The only combination I haven’t yet seen is one where only Martha dies
Jesus Christ Jon’s hair is so messy, it puts mine to shame
Oh here comes the theme of the movie
Why are they always out for video games, leave them alone
Not just of the year, Lois has won the Pulitzer??? Why didn’t they mention that instead
Okay so Jon clearly doesn’t have his powers yet
They’re on the farm? I thought they lived in the city?
COSPLAY LMAO
Yess hide the evidence boy
CLARK WHAT THE FUCK
His voice is so wrong and he looks so weird, everyone else has normal proportions and there he is using cartoon logic to have a Dorito shaped chest and a tiny ass head and legs
Father-son bonding, adorable
Oh nice shoes
Yeah he even looks weird as Superman also why is the ISS falling out of orbit
Nevermind it’s the Watchtower
Yeah let’s just ignore that that’s nothing like a debris entry hole (on that note, something jarringly similar happened with the Soyuz capsule on the real ISS a while ago and now like three astronauts are stranded there for another six months waiting for the replacement to get there, which is a weird coincidence)
Why does every version of Arrow look so different like seriously
I like his design though, he looks cool
Do they really announce who’s batting at baseball games? That’s so lame, no wonder he’s getting bullied
SWING MY GUY JUST SWING THE DAMN BAT
Clark’s packing some mad man-tit game
Dude where are you running to it’s your dad’s property for miles out
The boots pft
Jon’s so cute omg
Yes just let random people see your son flying with you in public Im sure that’s fine /sar
I would be going insane rn I would not be as elated as he is
Sideburns
Superboy’s taken? Does that mean Kon exists in this universe? Why isn’t Jon asking about him?
GOTHAM STINKS LMAO
Batman looks cool also Penguin has a ponytail and it doesn’t look as bad as I thought it would
The Cave looks awesome wow
Damian why are you so immature?
Rah’zz? RAH’ZZ??? THE OL’ RAH’ZZ’L DAHZ’LL?? NO it’s pronounced RAY’SH like from the Hebrew word resh do you really think the (most likely white, let’s be honest here) creators of the Al Ghuls knew about Arabic anything? They probably just went with Hebrew and said “eh, it’s close enough.”
Damian you’re so cruel
NURSING MY BAT-WOUNDS
Oh Cassie she’s so cute
The eye twitch
BAT COW
Small-town hick
So he did let him milk her (also its a bat-bucket with bat-milk- WAIT NO-)
Well at least South America exists in this universe
Batman and Superman look like mini figurines omg I want one
Nerrrrrrds with good grrrraaaaaaades
Ooo great burn Kent he really felt that one (I’m lying)
That’s mildly horrific
Well its better then that one fight scene in Batman v Robin which isn’t saying much but at least it’s average
Ooo long knife
He ded
Melvin don’t deserve shit
I love how scandalized Jon looks
Damian should have punched him
Starro’d Lois is kind of creepy
Should have done that earlier Einstein
Why does he know about STAR Labs? Actually his mom is Lois Lane nevermind
How’d he turn it if he can’t fly
Krypto?????
Well he can float now
Yeah, why did you come here?
Good boy
How’d their noses change so much between two generations
Why does Damian only talk in whispers it’s kind of weird
Jimmy is so cute 100/10
MONOLOGUES LMFAO
Oh he’s got his complete costume now
WHY WOULD YOU SEND THEM OFF WITHOUT TELLING THEM THAT SOME GRANDPAPS YOU ARE
That spaceship is so adorable why is everything so cute omg
Hacked? It’s your computer, you just looked it up (I bet he just said that to look cool)
Oh yeah Luthor’s the president for some reason I got it in my head that it was her father
Also his voice is so wrong again
“Nah you ticked me off you can die instead”
Awe Dami that’s sweet
She said bitch on live television
OH SURE SAY YOUR SON’S FULL NAME ON A NATIONAL ANNOUNCEMENT I BET THATS NOT GONNA COME BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS
Poor Wally, ran straight into a wall
MMH looks awesome
I love how you can see the small differences in their fighting straight away
Awe Dami watching his friend’s back
Tall bat ears
That’s not how Kryptonite works but whatever at this point
I’m debating whether or not the writers even knew much about the comics to begin with at this point if they got something to basic wrong
That was an interesting editing choice
Also what happened to Alfred they didn’t even show if he got Hive Minded or what
Why does Damian’s hair stick up like that can he even put on the hood or is it just for decoration?
There’s a subtle but rather jarring change in how Mama Starro is animated and I’m pretty sure I’m the only one irked about it but still
Thats not how things fall out of orbit
Also the perspective makes the station look about the size of Argentina and how did no one notice this during production
Yas stab the president with the flag
There’s symbolism in there somewhere but I’m not bothered enough to dissect it
I would have written this “resigning to death” scene differently but it’s a kids movie so I’ll let it pass
I love how Batman’s face doesn’t change at all when he spoke to his own child (who almost fucking died)
Awesome but also nooo don’t bat it randomly into space throw it into the sun or something
How do all the adult men look so weird and then Bruce looks so… normal
OMG HIS HAIR IS COMBED BACK AND HES IN A SUIT THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Oh and now that Damian’s actually in full lighting you can see he’s been whitewashed (again)
At least it’s not as bad as Ian
That’s not how physics works but whatever
HAHAHA poor Jon
At least Damian’s got the perfect sort-of indestructible friend for him to bully
Overall, good movie. I enjoyed it thoroughly even if the story seemed a little off at times. Sometimes I wondered if the writers even knew much about the DC universe to begin with save for surface level knowledge. 7/10
#dc#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#kal el#damian wayne#dc robin#robin#superboy#jon kent#jonathan kent#battle of the super sons
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