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downtroddendeity · 2 months
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Incidentally have I mentioned yet that when I went on a desperate quest to look for NNK2 fanart due to excess Rolandposting energy, I was heartbroken to not find one single person who had drawn a shitpost comic in which someone remarks on how Roland is remarkably good at dealing with the higgledies for someone who comes from a place where they aren't real, and he says even the most mischievous ones aren't nearly as much of a challenge as some of the groups he's had to manage and lead, and they're like, "Wow!" and there's a thought bubble and they're imagining like
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and then there's also a thought bubble over Roland's head and it just shows:
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jonny-b-meowborn · 9 months
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bee how the fuck did you come across this post with no notes from fucking 2021 and why did u LIKE IT jshdkdhdkdgdjdhdj
LMAOO I was reading one of your today's posts and Tumblr apparently decided that I'd be interested in that and it just. Popped up underneath
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A silly piece of Angbang doggerel
An Ode to Melkor, on his return from imprisonment.
Thank fuck our Morgoth’s made it back! We’re making him a lovely plaque! He whose terror knows no equal— Save Mairon, his fright’ning sequel.
So many years we spent in fear, Ne’er knowing how much worse was near. The spreadsheets! Gantt charts! Metrics, how— Restructuring, he said. Right now.
He started at the very top, And once he did, he would not stop. Performance reviews: yearly, now. ‘Fore things like crunch time, we must bow.
So when our Master we did spy, “Deliverance!” rang out the cry, We thought that this would be the cue, For in with the old, and OUT WITH THE NEW!
But though we celebrate today, Our joy’s short-lived, I’m sad to say. For Graagh spied Melkor in the mist, Greeting Mairon… …with a passionate kiss. 😑
-Bhalzak, Captain of Angband's 432nd Regiment
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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eela · 1 year
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your home for the next year
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l-a-l-o-u · 1 year
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please enjoy my two little shots for Shrek 2 Retold :) and if you don’t know what i’m tlking about you can watch the first one on youtube
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yeah
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franeridart · 6 months
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asl bros doodles sketches and scribbles from the past few days. for the soul
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mythbringer-mayhem · 2 months
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Here's my late valentine's day post
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They love each other
(Original image)
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fluentisonus · 2 months
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i've seen several variations on this meme with legolas & gimli but no one but me gets which way around it should be it should be like this:
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cuntstable · 1 year
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edited the new hades lady so her waist doesnt look like an empty tube of toothpaste anymore btw
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xiewho · 1 month
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happy moonar yulenear to these two specifically
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downtroddendeity · 1 year
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When I noticed I had polls, I knew what I must do.
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egophiliac · 9 months
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swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks
(I gave Silver one too :D)
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#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#white rabbit festival#me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part#characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :)#me: oh god#jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments#like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch#deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression#SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!#and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious.#you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me#though we all know the real highlight#the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname#2) he almost certainly gave it to himself#3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol#epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look#deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about#also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean#deuce: i challenge you to a children's game#black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept#meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts#we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll#so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event#anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible!#whoops!
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shkika · 18 days
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Let’s put Clover in some different hats and outfits
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They actually tried putting a bell on it once, but the quiet evasive predator didn't enjoy the idea of a loud obnoxious bell attached to it's neck.
I wonder why!
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christakisbang · 7 months
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salthien · 2 months
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i've had a headache all day but i wanted to do something for the anniversary, so i'm scooting in under the deadline (it's still the 24th here shhh) with this silly doodle of the siblings enjoying(?) a cake for the occasion.
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