#fawn waffles

[bystarlightlore]

first things first: my boys are so touchy & affectionate with each other & it's the cutest, most adorable thing on planet earth.

i die.

moving on...

sweet alex, he’s all heart. prattling along, just as happy as he can be. 

it’s integral to watch our sunshine boy in this scene. 

the book & film are both from alex’s perspective, but there’s one thing that we’re afforded between the pages that doesn’t fully make it on screen — his emotional & cognitive layers. & that’s not anybody’s fault & it doesn’t make the film any less incredible, that’s just how adaptations occur sometimes. you can’t translate everything on screen & honestly, that’s the way it should be. some things can just stay in the written story.

tzp did a marvelous job of pulling some of those pieces from the story & threading them into alex’s movements, expressions, & actions. he gave us everything that he could & he did it phenomenally. i can’t imagine anyone else being our alex. i can’t get over how perfectly he was casted.

all this to reiterate, it’s so key to watch alex here.

we get to see some of his layers. he goes from playful, to pensive, to deeply sincere — “i’ve never felt this way about anyone” — & from there, he shifts into an incredibly exposed emotional space & you see him gather himself, working through his words & trying to share his heart in the most fluent way he can.

“it’s like there’s a rope attached to my chest & it keeps pulling me towards you.”

there’s never been a moment in his life where can’t share exactly how he feels. he’s always been free to do so. for alex, there was never a question about if he’d tell henry, the question was what he’d tell henry, & once he solved the what, he could proceed with the when. 

his mom asked if he felt ‘forever’ about henry & he didn’t consciously know at the time. (i’m a firm believer in the fact that they’ve been in love all along but that’s not the topic right now.) he watches henry in the bar & that’s where he figures it out. the next step is to tell him. point a to b. no detours. 

“& it feels so right”

all heart, all the time. our sunshine boy.

i don’t see fear here, i rarely do in alex, but i do see timidity. so with our eyes on him in this scene, we watch him waffle through his words, barreling toward the inevitable.

he stays in physical contact with henry the entire time — running his hands along his forearm, tangling their fingers together, tracing circles on henry’s wrist & back. i think he needs it here just as much as he wants it.

the most that alex has ever discovered & understood about himself has been through touching henry. he knows himself best when he’s skin-to-skin with the man he loves.

this moment cannot be any different.

—- “what i mean to say is, henry, i—“ 

i’d give anything to hear it come out of his mouth fully here. i want to know how it sounds under the texas sun — someplace as bright & warm as he is.

alex has never had to fear his own heart; even in the moments where he wasn't sure where it was going. after the NYE kiss, he went to nora to grapple with his feelings & he tried to talk to henry about it, but he never, ever shied away from how he felt. he wasn't raised to. following that giant, gorgeous heart is in his nature. he's always been encouraged to be exactly who he is.

the same cannot be said for our prince.

our mythic, beautiful boy. he literally looks like he's crumbling here. mournful, finite cracks in his glistening, alabaster stone. an absolute masterpiece withered by expectation, tainted legacies, hopeless hopes, & crippling fears.

he has to shy away. he doesn't believe or even entertain the idea that he might have a choice. to be so in love, but so trapped that your love can tangle its roots into the earth, but never bloom.

distance & longing take up far too much space in those stunning hazel eyes. it's all too much for him here. no fight or fawn, just freeze and flight. he did it all in expression: from pure bliss, to the dawn of fear, to desperate wanting, to heartbreak, to retreat. (nicholas galitzine, you wonderfully gifted creature)

in our prince’s head, it doesn’t matter how bad he wants to hear the words. it doesn’t matter if he’s loved alex & wanted alex all this time. his heart — their hearts — are of no consequence to the trajectory of their lives. & so, despite all this time; despite everything that’s passed between them in the past year — the firsts & the tender moments, the texts, calls, & emails, the falling in love — henry does the one thing he’s always had to do, lock himself up & run away. just like he did on new year’s eve.

alex has spent a year working him loose; making him feel as free & loved & authentic as he possibly can. he’s kneaded every tight curve, massaged every tensioned inch. & henry has put in the same amount of work learning to allow himself to be cared for. for someone to see his bright places, his passions, his wittiness, tenacity, & sparks.

our boys have grown so much & yet sadly, in a moment, terror bends henry back into an ill -fitting place.

the progress isn’t lost, just tucked away. fear is one hell of a keeper.

& you see him dressed up again in his suit. ramrod straight, prim & proper, the closed-off prince of england’s hearts that climbed out of his car to meet alex at kensington a year ago. a man of few words & little feeling. because there’s too much risk in feeling. feeling leads you to a dock in the middle of the lake in texas, listening to the man you love willing & ready to love you back, but you can’t be overjoyed — because you’re terrified.

grab your tissues, kids. im sure as hell grabbing mine.

#rwrb #rwrb movie #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #prince henry rwrb #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #firstprince

[heartfullofleeches]

Timid magical folk killer darling + Yan magical folk harem. Here me out-

After their flock had been slayed countless times by the enemy, the elders of the so called evils the magical folk face ban together to make the perfect weapon - a magic user of their own. To fully sell the product, Reader has a human form and lives life as your average stressed out college student.... with a deep hatred/fear of the humanity around them. They eventually learn to love the world they were thrust into and their peers, but they must stick to their mission.

Those who've been in this group catch on sooner than the rookies that there's something a little off with them, but they can never bring themselves to behead reader like they do all the other minions. Reader cries like a baby whenever ant of them gets hurt, and lights up like a light when they're given foods to try. They all swear to just use them as a counter weapon someday - yet there have been days they've catch each other in the act of bringing new snacks and drinks to reader's dorm.

Even reader's creators fall for their sweet nature and can't help but fawn over them

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Magical Killer Reader: Humanity is a disease!.... 👉👈least that what my creators say... I'm sorry for what I said, but could you please just - die for me? I'm sure I can convince my creators to let me throw you a nice funeral..

Rival Team: You can't seriously want to let that thing live...

Yan Magical Person: Well someone's jealous they won't be getting a fancy coffin and cried over at their funeral - if they even get one

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Yan Overlord: Y/n, weekly report?

Magical Killer Reader, wearing a Gir hoodie: I watched a show about a strange greenish creature trying to take over the world for his much taller leaders. He's a lot like me now that i think about it, but I like his little metal companion more. Can I have a waffle maker?

Yan Overlord: If it will aid in your conquest, you may have anything.

Minion: how does singing them good night help them get rid of humans?

Yan Overlord: Question my rule again, and you will sing until your throat bleds - maggot

#yandere imagines #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere headcanons #yandere scenarios #yandere blurb #yandere oc #yandere #yandere insert #yandere text

[yestrday]

bro like

imagine if reader and housewife scara had a kid that looks practically exactly like one of them and yet got the personality of the other parent 💀💀💀

🍡 anon back at it again

ghiwefi i can imagine the domestic shenanigans here istg kuni's reactions would be fucking hilarious. also you get called papa once because i couldnt think of any gn parental terms

you might like: yandere! genshin malewife au ft. scara

"oh my gosh say that one more time for the camera, sweetie."

your eight-year-old flips you off from his seat, glaring at you over a bowl of cereal. his [hair color] is messy from tossing and turning in his sleep and his pouty lips are in the most bitter scowl you have ever seen adorning them. you squeal as you capture your vulgar child on camera and begin fawning over it on camera, whilst kuni karate chops him on the head.

"ow! whaddya do that for?!" he complains, covering his bump with his tiny two hands as kuni locks him with an equally deadly glare.

"you brat, you better treat your parent with more respect!" he scolds. he looks threatening, despite holding a pan with the most delicious looking waffles while donning a frilly lavender apron. "if i see you flipping someone off one more fucking time, you're losing tv privileges!"

"why not?!" the child yells indignantly as he shakes his tiny fists at his father. "you do that to them all the time?!"

"just because i do it doesn't mean you can!"

"then you're not a very good parent, are you?!"

kuni pops a vein, and he feels the most vile sentence forming on the tip of his tongue before he bites it down and sighs. "for that, i'm still cutting down your tv time by one hour." he cries out in outrage, but he ignores him and slides the waffles onto a plate. "go play outside or something.... honestly, you look like this idiot over here—" he shoots a sharp glare at you, still fawning over the picture. "— but you're too goddamn rude to be anything like him."

"maybe it's because i get it from you!" the kid says, mouth full with waffles. kuni glances at him and scoffs, lightly hitting him again on the head.

"... make that two hours."

"never say that kind of sappy shit with my face ever again."

"but dad~" your daughter whines, tugging on kuni's kimono sleeve. "i love him! can't i just buy him one box of chocolates? please?"

kuni wrinkles his nose at the notion of a mere ten-year-old falling in love, and even more so when his literal carbon copy is pulling a lovesick expression with his face. she has the sharp eyes and all, yet they look so... girlish? dreamy, when on her. something about it grates on his nerves.

"how could you possibly like a guy like him?" he scoffs, scanning the aisle for a specific brand of flour. "you said he hated you. he throws your notebooks, mocks and humiliates you, and is basically anything but a decent human being. if it weren't for [y. name], i would've gone over to that school and ripped him and whatever vile parent he has into shreds."

"but! but!" she whines. "papa says you were exactly like that before!" kuni freezes. "then he could be the one for me!"

kuni snorts and grabs a bag of flour before dropping it into the cart. "your papa was and still is an idiot. but still," a fond smile graces his lips for a second. "we're the exception. doesn't mean it can turn out well for you."

"is that a no, then?" she pouts.

kuni is silent, and she perks up and pulls him down to give him a peck on the cheek. "thanks, dad!"

"whatever," he grumbles as she runs off to the chocolate aisle, holding the kissed cheek with an embarassed blush on his face.

#yandere genshin impact #genshin impact #yandere x reader #genshin impact x reader #yandere genshin impact x reader #yandere scaramouche #yandere genshin #yester.shorts #yester.au — househusband 💍

[squirrelsqwirow]

HC: househusband!reiner x fem!reader

a/n: I have so many ideas and just cannot seem to write them all down properly cw: just fluff, no smut, modern au

househusband!reiner who had been in the infantry since he turned eighteen, and now seven years later, after almost a decade of what seemed like endless bloodshed and horror, he's happily married and retired from the military

househusband!reiner who didn't know what he wanted next, everything was moving too fast and he felt left behind - civilian life was hard to adjust to, and he was grateful that you let him relax and take it easy for the first few weeks

househusband!reiner who quickly fell into a productive pattern while you were away at work - early morning rise, self-made schedule for house-hold duties, flipping through cooking books and preparing meals - he never liked wasting time

househusband!reiner who one day concludes after searching for jobs online that he doesn't want to go back into the workforce - he is completely happy staying home and doing all the household chores, in fact he recently found that he enjoys cleaning and putting things back in order

househusband!reiner who cautiously approaches you with the idea, unsure of how you'll react as it isn't too common for a man to be a fulltime househusband

househusband!reiner who is so relived to hear your agreement and support, as you just want him to be happy and you already make enough money to support you both - it would be nice coming home to a clean house and homecooked meal, too

househusband!reiner who awakens early every morning just to plant a sloppy, loud kiss to your cheek before he gets up to make you breakfast - and he had gotten incredibly good at cooking - eggs benedict, cilbir, pancakes, waffles, scrambled eggs, english breakfast

'mwah!' a smooch against your forehead. 'mwah!' a peck to your cheek. 'mwah!' a long wet kiss to your lips. reiner grinned above you, feeling fuzzy as your face scrunched with small laughs with every kiss he gave you. the white sheets were twisted around you both, creasing as reiner flopped down and dug his face into your neck, a final 'mwah!' to your jawline before he got up for the day.

househusband!reiner who packs your lunch with a content smile, scribbling a quick note of love that he stuck to the container of food - some of your co-workers tease you for it, others fawn over his adoration and wish their partners would do the same

househusband!reiner who will closely trail you as you walk towards the door, arms around your waist as he lathers one side of your face with quick kisses - he'll whine and look pained if you push him away, so don't do it - pull him in for a deep kiss to make up for it, one that will make him sigh through his nose and have him keep his eyes closed for a few more seconds

househusband!reiner who'll look gloomy as you walk out the door, but his hardened soldier expression returns when he sees the large pile of dishes on the bench and a carpet needing to be vacuumed - big man will roll up his sleeves and crack his knuckles as if it's a life-or-death mission

househusband!reiner who's army habits never left him and now treats everything as an operation

in the garden, between bushes of pink roses and lavender, reiner was kneeled and yanked the weed from the soil. it's dirt-laced roots hung like vines. he tossed it into the wheelbarrow behind his back, and shuffled to the next weed. beads of sweat were caught between the furrowed lines on his forehead, and his scowl was deep as he glared at the weed. he pulled once, and it didn't move, so he pulled again, yet it was stubborn and strong. reiner snatched the gardening knife to his side and spun it in his hand, before he dug it into the soil and hooked it under the weed. he pushed down the knife and pulled the stork, and the weed came free. there would be no weeds in his garden.

househusband!reiner who does that 'harshly flipping the dish towel onto their shoulder when doing the dishes' thing

househusband!reiner who has a 'kiss the cook' apron

househusband!reiner who'll spray you with water when he watering the garden, laughing at the way you squeal and run back inside behind the safety of the floor-to-celling glass windows

househusband!reiner who has you on his arm as you both walk down the shopping street in the city, drinks in both your hands as you laugh at each others terrible jokes and gossip about the drama in your neighbourhood

househusband!reiner who hears all the latest gossip from the older ladies down the street, and immediately goes straight home to tell you

househusband!reiner who takes brisk morning walks with these older ladies - they often compare their husbands to him, giving a whole 'if I was young again' speech, and all they talk about is drama, so he is always up to date on everything that's happening

househusband!reiner who will give you a 'did you hear that?!' look when over for brunch at a neighbours house and someone says something outrageous

househusband!reiner who occasionally shows up to your work to take you to lunch - some of your co-workers blush while he's there, but all reiner is focused on is you and the weird painting in the lobby

reiner stood with his arms crossed, completely focused on the mismatch of colours and shapes and human features on the large canvas. it was vivid against the white walls of your office tower, but oddly comforting. "what is it?" "I dunno," you said honestly and you both tilted your heads to the side. "gary bought it in." "of course it was gary." "it's always gary," you said. "but we like gary." "we do like gary." "I like gary too," said your co-worker susan. she stood a little too close to reiner's side and tucked a lock of hair behind her ear. she looked up at reiner as she spoke, red dusting her cheeks. "he's a good boss." you poked out from beside reiner's chest and said: "nobody likes a suck-up, susan!"

househusband!reiner who isn't completely oblivious when it comes to people staring at him - his career needed him to read people's body and facial expression, so he knows when someone is taking too much of a liking to him - so that is why he always shows at your work wearing a matching outfit and greats you with a kiss

househusband!reiner who keeps himself entertained by completing diy projects - he's grown found of gardening, wood carving, construction, painting and clay

househusband!reiner who renovated a small extension from the house into a work station for himself, and it's where he completes his clay and painting projects - garden pots, vases, little sculptures, cups

househusband!reiner who uses pinterest as inspiration for many of his projects - he has multiple boards for paintings, clay, garden accessories, diy project ideas -

househusband!reiner who always melts when you join him and make clay pots together, and especially loves to paint them with you once they're dry - he always uses them in the garden, and takes good care to maintain them

you were seated in reiners lap as you both painted dried clay cups. he was delicately painting a small penguin with a scarf and wool hat, his tongue poking from the side of his mouth as his eyes were almost crossed in concentration. you smiled at him and placed a long, chaste smooch to his cheek. he blushed and tilted his head to rest against yours, a subtle grin on his face.

househusband!reiner who's gotten really good at painting with watercolour, and many of his paintings hang in the house

"you don't have to put it in here..." he trailed off as you held his latest painting - a soft-coloured village over-looking the sea - against the wall. "it's not my best work." "i want it above our bed," you said and stumbled over the pillows as you tried to find the flat point. "can you go get the- the, y'know- that flat-bubble-in-the-middle-thingy, please?"

househusband!reiner who crafts handmade gifts for you - a paper-flower bouquet, a jewellery display, a bedside table you've been wanting for a while, unique real-flower bouquets from the garden which he wraps - anything you want because he loves crafting and he loves you

househusband!reiner who teaches gabi and her friends how to make clay cups and paint them - gabi loves to pain little faces onto her cups and will proudly show them to everyone - she once showed it in class and the teacher was so impressed that he asked if reiner could make small plant pots for her class so they could paint them - he said yes, but refused to take the money offered

househusband!reiner who lays on the patio couch with you asleep on his chest almost every evening, admiring the orange-yellow-blue sky as the sun sets behind the treeline

his head was rested on a propped up pillow against the patio couch armrest, and his arms were firmly wrapped around your waist. he stroked your back as you lay asleep on his chest, the gentle rise of your back as you breathed lulling him to sleep. reiner felt his eyes droop and his head nod, but he refused to submit to sleep. you looked too peaceful against him, too beautiful and perfect with your hair skewed over your face - he'd be damned if he missed such a sight for something trivial such as sleep.

househusband!reiner who despises the mosquitos that come out a night with all the hatred in his heart - he'll swipe at them and spray them whenever he gets the chance

househusband!reiner who - with your help - transformed an unused room into a home gym because he likes working out and feeling fit, but he doesn't like other people all too much

househusband!reiner who has cleared out a room over a few weeks and had been dropping hints about something he'd been wanting for a while now

househusband!reiner who had been crafting a unique crib while you were at work, painting it soft colours and making it as safe as possible, hoping one day soon that he goes from househusband!reiner to stay-at-home-dad!reiner

#reiner braun #aot reiner #reiner x reader #reiner fluff #attack on titan #aot #reiner #reiner braun x reader

[official-n3va3h]

Not so sweet

« Seungmin x fem reader »

Synopsis: he always being so sweet and loving, who would’ve thought he could do the things he’d did.

Genre: fluff, smut

Warnings: use of pet names, f!ngering, cursing, begging, mirror smut yk, seungmins a lil freak.

A/N: THIS IS LIKE SO UGHHRH IDK IF ITS GOOD IM NOT THAT GOOD AT SMUT AND ITS SO MUCH DIFF FROM ME READING IT BUT I HOPE ITS GOOD😭😭😭

•———————————————————————————•

*

Seungmin was always so kind and sweet, as your boyfriend he knew how to take care of you and your needs. He made you feel amazing even when away from you. You just couldn’t help but fawn over his sweet antics.

•———————————————————————————•

Today 8:28am

Seungminni🩷: Goodmorning, wanna stop by later and watch our practice :)

•———————————————————————————•

You read the text from you boyfriend after you woke up, it was around 9:30 when you got up. You continued to lay in your bed looking out past the sunlight. You stretched and sat up your eyes still adjusting to the bright sky. You seen your bedroom door ajar, figuring so, seungmin left it open because he knows how cool it gets at night and how you hate waking up cold. What a sweet heart.

You stood up and walked towards your bathroom and began your morning routine. You washed your face, brushed your teeth and headed towards the kitchen for breakfast. As you entered you noticed a lime green sticky note sticking to your fridge.

“Made you breakfast, it’s in the fridge, enjoy it :)”

your heart gushed at the note. Here he was again making you feel like royalty even when he isn’t here. You opened the fridge and took out a plate covered with another plate, you lifted the plate and you were met with a delicious smell, you look at the plate of your favorite thick and fluffy waffles. You heated them up and devoured them pretty fast. Making your way back to the bedroom you took of your pajamas which consisted of being just Seungmins shirt. You put on your white skirt and oversized knitted sweater to match, you put your shoes grabbed your purse and phone and headed out the door then towards your car. You got inside, you started your engine and before pulling off you decided to send your loving boyfriend a text.

•———————————————————————————•

Today 10:23

Y/N: ofcc, I’m otw rn😋

Seungminni🩷: okay, btw while your out, you should pick up some lunch for meeee

Y/N: oh, was that why you asked just for me to get you food later😔😔

Seungminni🩷: maybeee👀, but I also would enjoy your company

Y/N: mmhmm, Alr I’ll let yk when I’m outside. I love you💕

Seungminni🩷: I love you too

•———————————————————————————•

You pulled off and stopped at the convenience store to pick up his favorite ramen. You eventually pulled up outside the building, you made your way inside and went up towards the dance practice rooms. You knocked on the door and poked your head in. You seen seungmin and the other members all sweaty, laying around and some still dancing in front of the mirror. They’re attention all shifted towards you.

“Hey, got your lunch” extending the bag forward.

Seungmin walked up to you grabbing the bag, placing a kiss on your forehead.

“Thank you.”

The rest of the guys greeted you and you watched them dance and giggled with them throughout the day. A couple hours later they were all taking another break and Seungmin came over as you were on your phone and slouched his head on your lap. He was sweaty and panting.

“Seungmin your all sweatyyy..” you whined, but made no effort to move him.

He smiled and placed his hand on your thigh playing with the ends of your skirt. You placed your hands in his hair slowly playing with some parts twisting them around your finger. He mumbled something under his breath but it was to quiet for you to hear. You continued to play with his hair. His hand traveled from the ends of your skirt towards your upper thigh, still playing in his hair you continued to watch some of the guys practice until Chan spoke up.

“Alright let’s try again all together”

Seungmin slowly rose up from your lap and placed a kiss on your cheek but before leaving he went close to your ear.

“Your skirts pretty baby” he said softly

You were just about to thank him but he spoke again.

“so pretty it makes it hard for me to not bend you over in front of this mirror and ruin you”

Your mouth fell open and you slapped your hand across your face to cover your smile that grew across your face. He then placed another kiss on your forehead and hopped up as if nothing happened, his hair flopping around his “innocent” face. You crossed your legs feeling hot and bothered, you felt a kaleidoscope of butterflies inside your stomach, and your core was heating up.

*

After awhile of getting caught up in your own thoughts, Seungmin approached you. You didn’t even notice the members had all left and it was just you too in the room.

“Hey, we’re done”

You reverted back to reality, looking up at him, his dark brown hair sticking to his forehead, his cheeks flushed from the continuous dancing, and eyes gazing down on you.

“Oh..yeah” you responded standing up

You went to grab your jacket and bag that were leaned up against the huge mirror wall. as you stood up you seen seungmin was already behind you.

“Mm, you know I meant what I said earlier”

He took another step closer to you and wrapped his hands around your waist. He slowly slid his hands down your thighs than back up trailing under your skirt.

“Min..” your breathy voice spoke out.

“come on, let me make you feel good baby, right here” he lifted your head with one of his hands, smiling. You were already conflicted to his touch so there was no point in denying him. You slowly placed your bag on the floor, giving him the answer that your staying.

“mm, baby your so beautiful, had me struggling not to ravage you all day.” Unbuttoning your big knitted sweater, his touch was warm, yet refreshing to your body.

Looking at you in the mirror all the air in his lungs left.

“Fuck…babyy for me?” His hands roamed your bare stomach and traveled up the white lace covering your chest. Your eyes fluttered, he was so slow with every lingering touch and it was killing you, he’s gotten you riled up and now he’s taking his sweet time.

“Min…just touch me already” you whined.

“Mm, baby is that what you want me to do, want me to ruin you” so into the moment and in your own head, you didn’t realize his hands completely under your skirt tugging down your underwear. You bit your lip in anticipation, waiting for him to do something, anything. He finally slid his hands up your pantie-less skirt, massaging slow circles into you. The friction was amazing but painfully slowly it almost hurt.

“Min…faster pleasee” you begged.

You could feel his hard up against you as you called out to him.

“Minn…pleaseee”

“Mhm, you want me to go faster baby? Is that what you want?”

You nodded your head almost immediately, watching him touch you the way he was through the mirror was almost mesmerizing.

“kinda slutty hm? But since u asked so nicely”

One finger at a time, thrusting into you. He picked up the speed with his fingers, and you loved every second of it.

“F..fuck min, feels good” your voice Called out breathy and tired.

“ damn baby your sopping down here, wanna see”

He grabbed your face making you look up in the mirror

“See baby, your really feelin it hm?”

You moaned out, feeling so exposed yet still feeling good, as your orgasm was creeping up on you.

“Shit, I’m gonna-“

“Cum, come on baby cum, right here on my fingers cmon”

A little bit longer and you were at your peak, your orgasm rushing out.

“Fuck, fuck, fuuuckkkk” you moaned out, as your cunt leaked your cum all over seungmins fingers.

“What a show baby, you really enjoyed yourself hm?”

You nodded, drool on the side of your cheek and cheeks flushed bright red, your legs trembling still.

“Hm, let’s put these back on, and when we get home I’ll really make you feel me yeah?”

He slipped your underwear back on you, and grabbed your hand leading you out the practice room all while giving you a sweet smile. That same innocent, sweet smile that has almost everyone’s fooled.

#skz #stray kids #fanfic #my writing #reading #writeblr #skz headcanons #skz stay #seungmin x reader #straykids seungmin #seungmin #seungmin smut #kim seungmim #seungmin fluff #skz imagines #hes so fine

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Our Farmer OCs as a vines because my brain go brrrrr again (sorry if I missed someone)

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Bella (@ivquatro): "I wanna be a cowboy, baby!"

Ziana (@nimillaarts): "Are you a lost possum? Do you want a car?"

Marley (@mmarggsstuff): "Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay!" (When Isaac and Lance in the hot tub 😂)

Eris (@lavendel081): "Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?"

Zeke (@theambivalentagender): "Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha… free… freeshavaca-do."

Bo (@boinurmom13): "I love you bitch, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, biiiiiitch."

Miranda (@amishasp): "I didn’t get no sleep cause of y’all, y’all not gone get no sleep cause of me!"

Wren (@girls4zelda): "You spilled - whaghwhha - lipstick in my Valentino White bag?!"

Elisa (@elisa6102): "Welcome to Pizza Hut. Let me guess - pizza?" *dies*

Lucy (@doggoneaway): "So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies."

May (@poxy-domain): "Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal! DING DING DING DING DING DING!"

Hestia (@g0atmama): "People say I can't do what I love without college. I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger!"

Thad (@reallyghostlypost): "This bitch empty! YEET!"

Rain (@silly-farmer): "AHH! Staaaahp! I coulda dropped mah croissant!"

Myra (@seharuuchan): "Look at all those chickens!"

Skylar (@justashamwithwastedpotential): "I'M A GIRAFFE!"

Shiro (@shirokumav3): "Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does."

Fawn (@ieatsmallorphansnamedtom): "It’s a avocadooo…thanks!"

Josephine (@jazhand): "I'm in my mom's car. Broom broom."

Willow (@vilochkaaa): "Hi, welcome to Chili’s."

Julian (my OC): "Oh hi, thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage."

#sdv oc #sdv ocs

[misfittq]

Frankie: Can I get a waffle?

Draculaura and Clawdeen: *fighting and yelling at each other*

Frankie: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

—

Frankie: Now, Draculaura , all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?

Clawdeen: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

—

Clawdeen, pointing at Toralei: Are they a Freak (derogatory)?

Clawdeen, pointing at Frankie: Or a Freak (affectionate)?

Draculaura : Why not both?

Clawdeen, to Draculaura : You’re so right, Freak (double-edged sword)!

—

Clawdeen: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?

Toralei: No. No, Clawdeen, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Clawdeen calls Draculaura . Number five: Frankie gets eaten by a shark.

Frankie: I’m Frankie, and I approve the order of that list.

—

Toralei: Why do you look like that?

Clawdeen, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Toralei: Like you’re dead.

Clawdeen: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Frankie: Clawdeen accidentally called Draculaura “babe” in front of everyone today.

Clawdeen: *sobs into the floor*

—

Frankie: *about Draculaura and Clawdeen* They make a cute couple, huh?

Toralei: They certainly are standing next to each other.

—

Frankie: Do you love Clawdeen?

Draculaura : Yeah, I do.

Frankie: Toralei! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Toralei: We all love Clawdeen. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.

Draculaura : I thought that was implied.

Toralei: ...

Frankie: ...

Draculaura , looking straight at Toralei: Congrats Frankie, you just won 100 bucks.

—

Draculaura : That's ridiculous, Clawdeen doesn't have a crush on me.

Frankie: Yes they do.

Toralei: Yes they do.

Clawdeen: Yes I do.

—

Clawdeen: Bad news—Frankie locked themself outside of their own house.

Clawdeen: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Clawdeen: Bad news—Toralei finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Clawdeen: Good news—a cute girl saw me do it.

Clawdeen: Bad news—it was Draculaura , and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.

#toralei stripe #draculaura fang #clawdeen wolf #frankie stein #draculaura x clawdeen #robin’s void 🪐 #always pushing my draculaura x clawdeen agenda #they are so in love especially in the live action #rawr

[caramelizedfox]

ONE THIS IS NOT INCEST MMKAY DONNIE IS SAD ABOUT USAGI BEING TAKEN ALRIGHT THIS IS ALL BROTHER AFFECTION AND STUFF SO DONT BE ACCUSING ME OF NOTHING AND TWO look at the baby's :>

My brain was all like "oh people switch up between usagi x Leo and Usagi x Donnie so let's mix her up and have Donnie fawn over Usagi sadly and Mikey knows and shit and then like later on Usagi and Leo have a fight and Donnie swoops in and then it becomes this whole thing I dunno I'll stop waffling now okay have a nice day bye bye I'll be added more to this for a tiktok so like yes Kay luv you byebye <3

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #art #digital art #rise of the tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2016 #tmnt donatello #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt leonardo #tmnt mikey #tmnt fanart #tmnt donnie #tmnt fandom #tmnt #tmnt imagine #rottmnt donnatello #rottmnt michelangelo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt #tmnt 2018 #yuichi usagi #usagi x leo #rise donnie #donnie tmnt #tmnt leo 2018

[cynicalstudy]

Big shoutout to my silly lil friends on the Persona 5 Giant/Tiny server for giving me the courage to upload these headcanons! If you like g/t I’d recommend joining :D the person who has the link is @andtheyreonfire AKA Waffle!😊

So I really liked the idea of Persona 5 G/T and I actually have a lot of headcanons for Danganronpa too! I’m gonna share the ones I have for V3 in this post as a change of pace from my art content.

(Also, none of this is canon to any story. I’m also not basing it off of canon besides their personalities so! Please keep this in mind💪)

🖤Shuichi Saihara - He could go both ways! If he was a tiny, he’d definitely be super respectful and quiet. Almost to a point where you’d get nervous if you couldn’t hear him and you’d think you accidentally stepped on him by mistake. If he was a giant, he’d take very good care of tinies. He’d even put them on his hat so they could stay with him.

🩷Kaede Akamatsu - She’d be the cutest tiny or the gentlest giant. She’s so lovable as a tiny that Shuichi constantly fawns over her whenever she does something. She has one of those mini pianos (like from Spongebob hehehe) that she plays whenever possible. As a giant, she’d protect any borrowers from whatever they needed. She’d cuddle with them too to make them feel better after a long day.

💚Rantaro Amami - He’s 100% a giant, no questions asked. He’s so friendly to tinies and he protects them from everything. If you sit on his head, his hair smells like coconut or strawberry shampoo. He’ll cook lunch and feed you by hand until you’re full. His voice is loud and deep, but it’s not scary; rather, it’s very comforting. He’s super gentle when handling you, and he seems like the type to slip you into his pocket to keep you warm. I have so much to talk about regarding giant Rantaro pls someone ask PLEASE /J

💜Kokichi Oma - A very mischievous and chaotic tiny for sure. There’s an assignment due tomorrow? You’ll wake up to find mini handprints all over your paper. You’re asleep? He’ll take the opportunity to draw on your face. Little things here and there will “vanish”. If you pick him up by the back of his shirt he’ll taunt you as you reprimand him.

🩵Tsumugi Shirogane - Could go either way! I could see her absolutely fangirling over tinies and going, “you must be a borrower like in The Secret World of Arietty!” She ADORES tinies and sews little clothes for them to wear. If she was a tiny herself, she’d probably go into dollhouses and borrow the clothes from them. Maybe she’d even modify them for herself :))

🩶Kirumi Tojo - She’d probably be either or, it really depends. She’d tidy up your room as a tiny and leave lil notes around, specifying exactly what it was she cleaned. She’d help you cook like Remy from Ratatouille by sitting on your head. If she was a giant, she’d take such good care of tinies. She’d make them feel comfortable for sure.

🧡Korekiyo Shinguji - I can’t really see him as anything other than tiny. He’ll be reading books in his lab. He’d admire his classmates from afar, envious of humanity but still liking to see their behavior. He likes to sneak up on people and listen to them to continue his research. He’s on the dining room table and salt is nearby? He’ll conduct a mini seance and scare the living daylights out of Kaito.

💖Miu Iruma - She’s definitely a tiny herself. She borrows dozens of scrap metal parts and objects to create her gadgets. Kiibo holds her up to the others so she can present her latest ideas. She flies around on her lil hovercraft around campus.

💛Angie Yonaga - Tiny lil painter in your pocket kinda person. She’ll doodle all over your hand during class for sure. She loves leaving little handprints on your papers too.

❤️Maki Harukawa - A very angry tiny with all this rage, but she can’t even reach where she’s trying to get to. She’s super skilled at parkour and navigating the giant world. She’s borrowed countless weapons like toothpicks and staples to use against others. If you pick her up, she’ll try to escape any way she can. She’ll retreat to her lil borrower home at night and go out searching for things in the morning.

💙Ryoma Hoshi - Not gonna lie, I don’t really have much for Ryoma, but I feel like he’d be a tiny. He could probably ride around on his cat across campus (granted he has the cat in the first place LMAO)

🤎Gonta Gokuhara - Pretty obvious, but definitely a giant. He’s got plenty of experience with bugs and other forest creatures to know how to properly handle tinies.

🤍Kiibo - He’d be a super awkward giant for sure, but in the cutest way possible. He’s super careful with them and always does his best to make sure tinies are ok.

💜Kaito Momota - Definitely giant, he has the energy of one. He’ll find Maki and Shuichi and take them to do training with him in his room on the desk. He often forgets to be careful with tinies and tends to grab them roughly, though he always apologizes.

💚Tenko Chabashira - A giant for sure, she loves tinies/borrowers. She’s super fond of female borrowers and has little rest stations set up in her room for them. She especially adores Himiko and gushes over her any chance she gets because of how cute she is.

❤️Himiko Yumeno - She’s probably a tiny. She’ll do little magic tricks and everyone will love them. She’s got her own custom deck of miniature cards and her little staff was created from a toothpick.

And that’s all! If people want, maybe I’ll make more :D

#anime #au #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #danganronpa g/t

[harolinastyles]

This is basically a little blurb/drabble inspired by the above pic. Hope you enjoy!

Title: Stitches

Author: @harolinastyles

Word count: 1105

"Ow, fuck!" My ears perk up at the obvious sound of my brother’s discomfort.

"You okay in there?" I chuckle, raising my head from the sofa.

"Fine!" He exclaims, peaking my interest even more. He'd squirrelled himself away in the dining room about a half hour ago.

"What are you doing?" I prop my head up on my elbows to get a better look at the door he'd firmly closed behind him.

"Nothing!" He snaps and if I didn't know any better I'd swear we were back in the 90s and any second now he'll come bounding out dressed as a dalmatian or in mum's bra to put on a "show". But it isn't the 90s and my baby brother’s performances are slightly larger scale these days.

In fact, just last night he'd played to another record breaking crowd and honestly I could've burst with pride watching him.

"Hey, shitebag!" I laugh as I remember his favourite sign from Edinburgh, "you need a hand?" I push myself up off the soft leather and make my way across the room to see what it is he's up to.

"Fuck off!" He laughs as my hand twists the handle and as soon as the door swings open he swivels to face me and stuffs some kind of fawn material under his leg. My eyebrows furrow as I take in the old cadbury roses tin that Mum keeps her sewing kit in, the contents sprawled over every surface of the wooden table.

"You didn't tear one of mum's favourite blouses or something, did you?"

"Course not." He scoffs but continues to try to hide whatever it is he's doing.

My eyebrow cocks of its own accord and I know it's a trait he also shares with me. Neither of us are particularly good at keeping our thoughts from showing on our faces. The older I get the more I see it as a positive though. Honesty is rarely the wrong choice in most circumstances.

"You know this'll go much faster if you let me help, right?" I smile as I hold out my hand for the item he's still uselessly trying to hide.

His eyes flick down to the table as I take the empty seat next to him.

"Don't laugh," he mumbles and I can't stop my eyes from widening as I take in what I can now see is a dressing gown. I bite my bottom lip to try and stop my grin from forming while I take in the wonky line that he's made with sewing thread. My fingers brush over the waffle fabric and my brows once again knit together as I can't find an obvious hole that he is trying to stitch.

"Uhm... what is it you're trying to do?"

"What do you mean?" He grabs the item of clothing back before adding, "it's a monogram, obviously."

I pinch my thigh to force the laugh, threatening to break free, back down into my chest.

"With sewing thread?"

"Is that wrong?" His cheeks turn pink and my heart swells as once again it feels like we're kids and he's asking for help with his homework.

"You need embroidery thread and needle. I sent Mum a kit for her birthday, stay there and I'll go find it," I grin.

"Thanks Gem." His wide grin is infectious and I'm sure I have a similar look as I rake the sideboard for the present I'd sent.

"You can tidy all that away," I point to the mess he's made of the table.

"So fucking bossy," he laughs but does as I ask. My fingers grip the item I'm looking for and I bring it to the table.

"Always so obedient," I pat him on the head and he takes the opportunity to tickle my ribs so we both end up in a fit of giggles.

"Whose initials?" I ask while I pull out tailor’s chalk, an embroidery needle and three choices of thread. "Red, blue or green?" I list the limited choices of the kit.

"Red," He says and I raise my eyebrows as he picks up the needle and jabs his finger with it before declaring it "much less dangerous."

"Whose initials?" I repeat when I realise he didn't answer.

"Mine, obviously. See, that’s the start of an H." His fingers point to his squiggle.

"Suuuure," I roll my eyes and he clutches his chest in mock hurt while I undo the stitches he's made.

"So why do you want a monogram on your robe?" I ask, feeling a little miffed that he didn't ask me for help in the first place. I mean this is a hobby I've become pretty decent at.

"A friend saw my robe in Edinburgh and really liked it so I got them one as a present but I - well, I want to make it more special - personal - so here we are," he sighs in resignation because he knows, pardon the pun, that I'm going to keep pulling on this little thread.

"A friend, huh?" I enquire while I show him how to thread the embroidery needle.

"Jude came to the show. I told you that," he mumbles while taking an exceptionally keen interest in the robe he now has in his hands.

"Jude?"

"Uh huh."

"The same Jude you've had a crush on since we were kids?"

"Have not!" He scoffs but the pink tinge on his cheeks and the way he avoids my gaze tells me otherwise.

"And you did not tell me they were in Edinburgh!"

"I'm sure I did," my brother says as he holds out the threaded needle so I can show him what to do.

"I'd remember that. And hang on, if this is a gift for Jude then why were you sewing your own initials?"

"Gem..." he sighs, wanting me to drop it but he knows me better than that. I won't stop now.

"Harry!" I repeat back and turn his head to look at me.

"Fine..." he lets out a puff of air before he continues, "because I want our robes to match, okay? Happy now?"

"Ecstatic!" I exclaim, "this is the sweetest idea, Harry. I love it and they'll love it too, you know that, right?" I elbow him as I demonstrate how to do a chain stitch.

"You think so?" He asks and I can't wipe the smile from my face because no matter how big and famous my little brother gets, I know the little boy who needs my help is still in there and bringing these two together is definitely something I can help with. Starting with these robes.

#my writing #harry styles #harry styles fanfiction #family #siblings #blurb

[roctopussyy]

Hello hello! You can call me Tango!

It/Its, He/His, She/Hers and Flame/Flames pronouns thank you!

About :

I'm a DID Introject of Tango from the Traffic Life series. (Specifically 3rd/Last/Double Life) I'm not the youtuber, and I'm not a roleplayer. If you're not sure what DID is, this carrd is pretty helpful!

The main system blog is @playstation-hydrangea and here's our collective DNI! (If I fuck up and interact with you when I wasn't supposed to, feel free to let me know and I'll unlike/unreblog your post. Thanks!)

I'm a transfem guygirl in a transmasc body and I'm a polysexual lesbian! If you don't like mspec people I'm gonna steal your stuff <3

I enjoy game shows, building, gambling testing the odds, and FIRE!

I try and keep triggers tagged for people with #tw [thing] and tag nsfw posts with #minor dni. Keep yourselves safe out there!

Finally, I'd appreciate it if you just treated me like a normal dude okay? I'm not a blorbo to be fawned over nor am I someone to be scared of. I just wanna reblog cool art and build inspiration!

Some pretty cool people :

My ranching partner Serina! : @canary-ranchers-revenge

My dearest QPP husband Impy : @armor-smithing

My boyfriend, Leggy : @leggy-legundo (Kipper's also there :) )

Dubby and PEEtho : @dubs-step @ethos--slab (Sorry Etho /s)

The Devious Duo Trev and Sev : @parrotsparty @jellie-kitty

My good friend Timebomb : @bad-boys--bread-bridge

My best buddy, main man Waffles! : @pesky-fish

Sugar, the sweetie : @sugarcanepillars

Smore the funny kibby :) : @hermitpoweredwheelchair

And Jello the EPIC : @omega-epic

Divider 1 ♡ Divider 2 ♡ Divider 3

#tangotext #pinned

[coffee-n-ocs]

Exosis (Music OCs): Cherry McManus (2014)

The daughter of Angelita McManus-Bull and Mason Winter, Cherry is her mother's pride and joy, even if her looks and personality favour her dead-beat father, Often dressed in pink and white, Cherry is friendly, honest and forever innocent in her mother's eyes.

"I don't want my mother to be lonely forever, Uncle Duke."

Name

Full Legal Name: Ember Cherry Fawn McManus-Bull First Name: Ember Meaning: From the English word 'Ember', ultimately from Old English 'Æmerge' Pronunciation: EHM-ber Origin: English Middle Name(s): Cherry, Fawn Meaning(s): Cherry: Simply means 'Cherry' from the name of the Fruit. Fawn: From the English word 'Fawn' for a young deer Pronunciation: CHEHR-ee, FAWN Origin: English. English Surname(s): McManus, Bull Meaning(s): McManus: Anglicized form of Irish 'Mac Maghnuis’ meaning 'Son of Mághnus’, the Irish form of 'Magnus’, a Late Latin name meaning 'Great’ Bull: From a nickname for a person who acted like a bull Pronunciation: mac-MAN-us, BUWL Origin: Irish. English Aliases: Ember McManus, Cherry McManus, Fawn McManus, Ember Bull, Cherry Bull, Fawn Bull Nicknames: Emi, Cher Titles: Miss

Characteristics

Age: 13 Gender: Female. She/Her Pronouns Race: Human Nationality: Dual Nationality, American & English Ethnicity: Mixed White & Black 1/2 Jamaican - 1/4 American (White) - 1/4 English (White) Birth Date: 14th January 2001 Sexuality: [Data Redacted] Religion: Non-Religious Native Language: English Spoken Languages: English, (Some) Spanish, (Some) French Relationship Status: Single Astrological Sign: Capricorn Face Claim: Nico Parker

Geographical Characteristics

Birthplace: Aintree, Liverpool, England, UK Current Location: 'On Tour'

Appearance

Height: 5'2" / 157 cm Weight: 99 lbs / 45 kg Eye Colour: Brown Hair Colour: Brown Hair Dye: 2 Pink streaks, usually framing her face Body Hair: N/A Facial Hair: N/A Tattoos: None (yet) Scars: None Clothing Style: Mainly Pink & white, geeky, graphic T-shirts, necklaces & bracelets, occasionally borrows her mother's makeup

Health and Fitness

Allergies: None Alcoholic, Smoker, Drug User: Clean Illnesses/Disorders: Autism Medications: None Any Specific Diet: None (just like her mother, she eats a lot of junk food)

Relationships

Affiliated Groups: Exosis Friends: Lita McManus, Duke McManus Enemies: None Noted Yet: Mentor: Lita McManus Significant Other: None Previous Partners: None Parents: Angelita McManus (33, Mother), Mason Winter (34, Father) Parents-In-Law: None Nieces & Nephews: None Children: None Children-In-Law: None Grandkids: None Other Notable Relatives: None

Notes

Occupation: Student Tropes: (These are purely theoretical for how I would write her)

Beautiful Singing Voice: Yet doesn't like using it in public

Cheerful Child: Hardly ever in a bad mood, unless she's feeling rebellious

Colour-Coded For Your Convenience: usually dresses in pink & white

Girls Love Chocolate: Inherited her mother's sweet tooth

Hates Wearing Dresses: Unlike her mother, who doesn't mind dresses

Trademark Favourite Food: Waffles & Milkshakes

-Design to come in a group pic-

#original character #Cherry McManus #Cherry #McManus #music oc #child oc #teen oc #Exosis #Ember Cherry Fawn McManus-Bull #Ember McManus #Fawn McManus #Ember Bull #Cherry Bull #Fawn Bull

[karmaalwayswins]

Writing Prompts: January 29, 2023

1. The fawn who visits a fast food worker every night.

2. Cleveland squared.

3. Truth extraction.

4. “I want my day to involve waffles and sleep.”

5. A sweater than features a potter’s wheel logo.

6. Still life with casket and grey wolf.

7. Pumice stone.

8. “Your hands are really warm.”

9. A man whose face is covered with gold flakes and honey.

10. “Broken windows are not romantic.”

Bonus Photo Prompt:

Photo Credit: karmaalwayswins

#writing prompts #writerscreed #writtenconsiderations #poetryportal #kneipho #promptrepository #seaside-writings #prompt list #photo prompt #not sure how to tag my own posts at this point

[magicalgirlmel]

Anime dropped this year 24: Magical Destroyers

1 episode watched

3/10

Transcript under the cut

Oh yeah, in the midst of there being real issues of discrimination and oppression in the world we needed a show about the oppression of the greatest minority, nerds. Okay, it's not the fault of the show that there's real things going down in the world, but at the same time, the timing of a show like this isn't the best, is it? And that sucks, because I do love a good magical girl show...

A big part of the problem is that none of the characters are really grabbing me. I wanted to like Anarchy, I really did. Her character design is a lot of fun and I was hoping for a chaos goblin to love. However, she ends up waffling back and forth between two modes over the episode that don't feel like they gel with each other. On one hand, foulmouthed and sharp girl who wants to get things done, one the other... crying whining girl who needs the useless male lead so so much and seems to do everything out of a love for him. 

That wouldn't be so bad if not for the fact that she is one of very few female characters that we see, the only other one in the first episode having her only established character trait at the end being "the horny one". I'm sure they'll add more next episode, but I won't be around to see it and the promise of "little girl in gas mask" isn't enough for me to stick around either.

From what I can tell, this is a series that's coming a lot just from one guy and that shows. It's a mismash of things that I am sure this guy finds cool and thus they get put into the show. I can see why some would like that, but to me it feels messy.

And... look, I don't want to call the show sexist or anything like that, but it's very clear who the show thinks does and doesn't belong in "otaku" spaces. The show tells us outright that otaku of every stripe and genre were rounded up by the government, but in every shot of them in cages and every wide shot of the resistance... there's no women. Which means the only ones who get to be there are the ones who are pretty and have magical girl cosplay to change into, one of whom just fawns over the male lead half the time... What does that say about the place of women in otaku space, or of the female dominated otaku subcultures?

#anime #magical destroyers #magical girl #mahou shoujo #dropped #dropped 2023 #2023

[samanthachanplace2]

You show them try out vat 19 products with them 1

This includes gummy items

Mc is fem and short

Characters featured multiple times and products feature multiple times

Crazy food 1

Jade

Item : dessert scorpion

. He wasn’t freaked out or shy about eating it with you

. In the ocean basically anything could be preyed onto as food

. Honestly reminded him a bit of the isopods back home

. He’s used to eating creatures like this but he’s worried about you since you don’t eat these types of creatures often and to make sure you don’t choke the tail of the scorpion

. You started eating when you got to the tail jade stole your bite of food

. Jade : I was worried you would choke on the tail and you made such a mess fufu

. To his credit your face was somehow covered in chocolate

. Jade started to be cheeky and got a napkin and wiped your face off

. You were blushing like crazy

. Mc : jade kun I’m not a kid

. Jade just smiles at you

Cater

Item : pho hard candy

. Cater didn’t know why you were offering him candy you know he doesn’t like sweets

. You explained to him it’s a savory candy

. You and him decided to magicam this experience together

. You and him really enjoyed the candy

. Cater: I think you got me to like sweets

. Mc : technically it’s not a sweet

. This was caters best experience with candy

Flyod : gummy octopus on candy

. He wanted you to take a picture of him eating the purple and black one he wanted to do that to mess with Azul

. He took so many pics of you eating you looked like an adorable sea predator

. Flyod listed sea predators you looked like to him calling you a shark to a eel

. When you struggled with chewing and biting the gummy flyod gave you tips on your jaw grip , bite strength and pull away strength

. Flyod fawned over how cute you looked

. You did attempt to eat with out chewing to much flyod stopped you from choking

Leona: roadkill sausage

. He made a disgusted face herbivore are you trying to feed him roadkill

. When you explained it to him he got excited but wouldn’t admit it

. He really enjoyed it

. Leona : hey herbivore this is really good

. It’s Leona approved and Leona is a tough food critic

Trey : sweet tea jelly

. you can make jelly out of tea?

. Trey : well I guess it’s possible

. When you offered to get sweets for the jelly he insisted on making sweets he’s so sweet

. You both enjoy the tea jelly

. He took at pic of you smiling and said I need this precious moment on tape

. He notices jelly on your face he smiles and wipes it off

. ( trey lovers unite @honey-milk-depresso )

Ruggie: breakfast lollipops

. Ruggie loved how much unique food you would eat together

. Ruggies favorite was the donut one well donuts are his favorite food

. Though he also enjoyed the bacon ones

. And he thinks the waffle ones are good to

. As you were licking one of the lollipops he stared at you

. You asked him what he was staring at and he mentioned how talented you are with your tounge

Kalim : ghost pepper gumballs

. You told him about the spicy challenge and that he didn’t have to join but kalim loves a challenge and he’s eaten plenty of spicy food and he doesn’t even have to swallow this

. You got some chocolate milk for the two of you

. You went first as kalim watched you struggle he asked if you were okay every second

. It was barely chewed when you spit it out you drank tons of chocolate milk

. Kalim looked to do better than then it started to affect him

. He hid it for bit but then it started to show

. The poor boi was tearing up

. You felt extremely guilty

. After the gumball things you pampered him

Deuce : gummy breakfast

. You made this precious boy so happy

. You said he could have all the egg gummies but deuce wanted to enjoy it with you

. With one of the gummy eggs you eat took at bite

Ace : cherry pie soda

. He didn’t know what to think at first

. But that smile on your and he saw how you were enjoying it you seemed so happy and full of joy

. Man your smile is cute

. Ace actually liked it was good

. You challenged him to a burping contest

. You never fit into gender norms and ace loves that

. But he’s not happy about the fact you beat him

Epel : creature eye lollipops

. So cool looking

. You two make a show with the lollipops using your best acting skills

. You two pretended to be beast hunters to creatures

. You to smiled at eachother

Malleus : sugar rolly cotton candy

. Malleus felt guilty at first eating it since it was so pretty

. He saw how happy you were eating it

. So he ate some it was really sweet and good

. He looked at your face covered in cotton candy

. He smiled

. Malleus: child of man your so messy let me clean it off

. He wiped the cotton off your face

. Mc : don’t hurt like a child tsu

. Malleus : way to cute

#twst headcanons

[munsons-maiden]

Kiki!! On the whole Eddie having a tongue piercing, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT! When I was a teen my dream guy asked me out, he was a metalhead I'd fawned over for three years, and when we kissed and I found out he had a tongue piercing!!! Sexiest surprise ever!! And idk how he hid it so well! Now he ended up being an absolute twat waffle BUT, I still remember that moment of "wtf...OH!" You gotta do a short with that! Someone has to, shit was a moment let me tell you what.

JESUS H CHRIST

Me when someone starts a message with "let me tell you" and I KNOW it's gonna be good:

Okay first of all "twat waffle" I'm wheezing 😂😂 If you ever want to spill the tea on that, please do 😂

Second: I never kissed anyone with a tongue piercing 😭 I'd love to do a blurb about it but I don't know how so I'd need more information on that topic 😂

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