#feral dorks just got me fucked up

[1hot-mess-express1]

🗣️🗣️Nerdy men give the best dick down ‼️

Just thinking about being in his bed, absolutely sticky and a little gross, post sex bliss in full effect as you lay there trying to catch your breath. He saunters back into the room with water and a towel to help you clean up cause he’s such a sweetheart. As your pulling one of your T shirts over your head he just starts blabbering on about the intricacies of whatever game he’s hooked on right now and you can’t help but giggle a little to yourself that this is the man who had you folded over, crying and screaming his name not 10 minutes ago.

#pls I could list so many #I love this #feral dorks just got me fucked up #toge inumaki #megumi fushiguro #okkotsu yuuta #Gojo satoru #tag more men like this pls my brain went blank #gale dekarios #noctis lucis caelum #ff15 prompto #messyhasthots

[thephant0menace]

| Konig head cannons

‘Big boy’

Warnings: a little bit spicy, no actual smut though, fem!reader x Konig, pet names, mild language, and of course…SIZE KINK😨

Ever since you two started dating you had always found it crazy how big Konig is…

That SZA song was written about him fr.

He’s always been insecure about his height so you made an effort to show him how much you loved it.

Little things like wearing his shirts or asking him to reach things that are high up make him feel like giggling, blushing, kicking his feet and twirling his hair.

You do those kinda things cause…a) you love it and b) it makes him feel so happy and less insecure.

He’d love picking you up and carrying you around the house.

If you two got into an argument and he couldn’t be fucked fighting any more…he’d just pick you up like a doll and carry you away.

You would kick your legs and squirm around asking him to put you down but deep down you both knew you loved it…

“Konig, I swear to God if you don’t put me down!”

“Shut up, liebling. You love this.”

This man is a cuddling god.

His muscular chest makes the perfect pillow and his thighs…don’t get me started on his thighs.

He loves it when you sit in his lap.

Sometimes after a long day and he’s just sitting on the couch watching something, you just come and sit yourself in his lap.

He loves how tiny you look sitting there and he’ll just look at you grinning happily.

“And what are you looking at?” you ask smirking.

“Oh, nothing…just-“

HE GETS ALL FLUSTEREDDDDD

He’s such a dork and you love it.

Something else I just can’t stop thinking about is when he hugs you.

Because of your height difference you have to reach up on your tip toes to wrap your arms around his neck.

He also has to bend down to your level a little and it has you blushing a bit.

Something awakens in him when he sees you wearing anything of his.

Whether it’s his mask, his shirt, anything. It just has him down right feral.

Once he sees you wandering around in something that’s his, he loses control completely.

He’d come up behind you, hands immediately all over you, sliding up your (his) shirt and touching your soft skin.

“You’re mine, you know that right?” He whispers in your ear as you’re innocently cleaning the kitchen table.

Seeing you in something that’s his reassures him that you are his and that he is yours.

As feral as this man can get…konig is really sweet and gentle with you.

When you first started dating he was terrified to even touch you. Scared he’d shatter your precious little body.

He treats you like a doll. So gentle and sweet to you.

When he holds you in his strong arms he likes to play with your hair and hold your little hand.

Konig has to fall asleep holding your hand….change my mind.

A/N: and that’s all folks…I hope you enjoyed these cute little head cannons. I’ve broken my ankle at ballet so I’m stuck in bed listening to cod roleplay asmr and writing shit😻

Hope y’all are doing well and thank you so much for all the support!!!!! Like what? You guys are too sweet…love you all🫶

#call of duty imagines #Konig smut #Konig imagines #Konig x reader #cod smut #cod mwf2 #konig fluff #konig fanfiction #konig call of duty #konig x female reader #konig #konig headcanons #cod head cannons #mwf2 headcannons #cod imagines

[mediumgayitalian]

(very late im so sorry) fic rec friday 7

hi!! welcome to fic rec friday. every week, i pick five fics i have bookmarked and rec them with a little review. check them out!

i am indeed aware it is monday. i am a fool who is Bad at planning. my bad.

A Place To Start by @wintersky101

Nico can speak English, Italian, Latin and Ancient Greek. Unfortunately, he can only read and write in two of the four, and even more unfortunately, English isn’t one of those.

paul blofis & nico isn't something i knew i needed but i LOVE. like lets maybe get this kid a real grownup, huh? also i think it's really funny that nico is older than paul technically. like i imagine paul, who is a history nerd, would be spending half their tutoring sessions grilling nico about the 40s lol

2. Transitioning to Manhood by @nicostolemybones

Will gets a box from his mom of childhood memories.

i have quotes from this fic framed. it is deeply moving, especially that one paragraph about conditional love....like yeah it got to me. i wept about the conditional love paragraph. if you are ready for some catharsis this is indeed the fic for you

3. Doctor solace to the rescue by Phantomxlegend

Will idolized Beckendorf when he was younger, and who wouldn’t pass up on a chance to heal your idol and prove that you could be just as strong?

ON MY HANDS AND KNEES ON THE FUCKING FLOOR......WEEPING AND CRYING AND CLUTCHING THE BLUE FUCKING CURTAINS. WHY. WHY. CLAWING THE SKIN OFF MY FACE AND SOBBING INTO MY HANDS. no exaggeration when i say i never fully recovered from this one. baby will and quiet nobel beckendorf. beckendorf i love you. beckendorf you deserved a thousand times more than what you got. i can't feel my chest

4. Silver Rings by @buoyantsaturn

Barely a second later, he said, “What’s that?” “What’s what?” Will said back to him, not taking his eyes off the gash. “That ring.” Will froze, eyes widening. “Isn’t that Nico’s?

secret relationship my EVERYTHING. makes me buckshit feral every time its so FUN. cj ur iconic and you have been THEEE backbone of this fandom for years. i love this one particularly bc the whole thing with will glowing will never not be funny shdhfdjsnfkf

5. A Little More in the Closet Than Out of it by @buoyantsaturn

The only thing they could do to keep Harley in the infirmary so they could keep him monitored was to keep him entertained, and somehow, Will had gotten himself roped into a game of hide and seek.

giggle was giggled at the title. i am easily entertained. but the fic was fun and sweet; harley is the camp's darling as is his right. nico is such a dweepy dork loser hes so real i love him

thank you for joining me this friday!! happy reading!!

#would love to say that this wont happen again but it will #im chronically bad at time management #ha puns #but yeah its never going away #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #hoo #heroes of olympus #pjo hoo toa #fic rec #fic rec friday #longpost #solangelo #will solace #nico di angelo #nico di angelo/will solace #established solangelo #will solace angst #trans will solace

[moonyhasmanyanimals]

Yandere Link reactions to Darling wearing their clothing?

I'm only my favorite dorks. I would put wind in here but he's a kid. and besides you're too big to even fit so..... ehhhhhhh

Also, there is slight NSFW on twilights part

Wild-

Depends on what are you wearing?

My boy has so many clothes that even Barbie can't even keep up with. but let me tell you he will get so happy.

yeah... let's go with that.

But if you two wear matching outfits up to heaven he goes. He likes to see his god(dess) in his clothes. He likes smelling them after because it smells like you and him. He will wear your clothes no matter how small because he likes your smell.

(I think he has a smell kink don't come after me!)

He just won't let you out of the house if you wear his Vai outfit

he can only see that. only he can see you dressed like that

"Hey, y/n I got us some matching shirts! I thought you would like it!"

Sky-

AWWWWWWW you are so cute!

I like to think Sky's lover would be smaller than him.

He likes it when you wear his shirt. he likes that it hangs off of you slightly.

It shows everyone that you belong to him.

He would go feral if you two had matching outfits. but like those goofy ones.

Like you wear the 'I'm with stupid' and he is the 'I'm stupid'

You know that kind of stupid shirts.

He really likes it.

Or if you wear his old knight uniform in his Hyrule. Feral I tell you.

"Hey! I found this while going through my old room! I thought you would like it!"

Twilight-

So... Since this takes place after his adventure

You're fucked. No like literally

It's in a wolf's nature to... scent themselves. They also lick and boop noses when they like something. But you're now covered in his scent.

and he's Feral.

like when alone he'll drag you to an alley and nuzzle into you. Taking in your scent.

Wolves scent each other when they are mates (I didn't know this until I looked it up) so you putting on his clothes and getting his scent all over you while you putting it on his clothes, Pretty much is telling his wolf side that you want to be mates.

"You smell so sweet... nice to know you like me that much y/n"

Four-

Four is small

How do you fit? I don't know.

I like to think he wears baggy things.

So when you wear them he really likes it.

Another loser who likes matching with you.

kinda of a mix between Sky and Wild with the matching stuff. Really likes goofy shirts and silly pants but when it comes to big things like parties or victories you two will go shopping and get you two matching suits or dresses.

I like to think four wears your clothes whenever you're not around. Just to feel your warmth.

"Sorry... I just missed you... Don't leave me. Please. I like your warmth more then I like the smell of your clothes"

#yandere #reqs open #yandere linked universe #yandere twilight #yandere four #yandere wild #yandere sky #yandere legend of zelda #yandere lu #linked universe

[currentfandomkick]

Fan concept to incorporate however you want:

In comics i’m pretty sure there’s a lazarus pit in the batcave, and others in gotham. A high concentration of lazarus water per square foot. Add to that gotham’s various contaminated waters from various toxins and gases on top of usual run offs, and there’s a high chance everyone in gotham is contaminated by all of this.

Add in the popular head cannons and partial fanon of lazarus water = (in some form) contaminated or corrupted watery ectoplasm.

And if we go ecto contaminated enough = liminal…

Then gotham city is full of liminals, the most notorious being a handful revenants with questionable cores (Solomon Grundy and Red Hood off the top of my head), with Damian’s Robin a liminal bordering on halfa if you go the ‘raised next to and put in the Pitts’ route.

Hell if you want, most of the Batfam can be partially ecto contaminated if not liminal (minus Duke, i feel like he’s the only starting to) but no one notices because its gradual and they assume its side effects from the 10,000 + polluntants in gotham.

You can have anyone from Amity Park enter Gotham and go ‘huh, edgy aesthetic Amity.’ Then go ‘oh, sick liminal… which dork back home knows how to fix this?’

If you want Tucker can be sending Sam updates on Gotham’s liminals (including Rogues) which Sam is helping the ecto terrorist (League of Assassins in a lot of older portrayals) and Danny vibing working for (DC bigshot or group of your choice) as an engineer who says he’s bad at coding when no one has broken his code yet as ‘its standard back home’ and baffles his employer

Dani can see Gotham and just. Vibe as a feral child who tries to help the other sick liminals with mixed results. I say let Harley snag her as her sidekick during her anti-villian days.

Jazz can be attending university and has to explain drinking filtered ecto to her dorm, only for a lot of them to start managing things better emotionally and combat wise, but now have the urge to Kick Ass as a way to Make Friends. Batfam investigate her a s a cult leader when really all she’s doing is using a clean ecto filter and teaching her classmates to do the same. Even teaches them how to make them thanks to Danny breaking down his rigs to her and leaving her repair instructions in case hers breaks early.

If you go baby Ghost King Danny, he can find out about Gotham and do a ‘oh, a fucked up version of Amity Park. Neat!’ see the Joker and go ‘Fuck this guy,’ and appear by pulling Joker into the ghost realm for his trial with a note that reads “sorry for missing another Liminal City. I’ll do better as king and handle those breaking Ghost Ettiquette myself. My bad. Still new to the ‘King of the Infinite Realms and all bonded to it. So liminals fall in, didn’t think there were more besides Amity. A branch of the Council of Observers will be sent to evaluate which liminals are sick, which are dealing with unsustainable or harmful obsessions, which liminals need relocation to handle their obsession in a better suited environment, and which ones are uneducated on liminal health.

Don’t worry, I stole some time to make sure i did all the paperwork before taking this guy. He’s the type of ecto entity who consumes attention, fear, and souls, which is Pretty Bad and that last one is an auto-execution. So i should manage the normal ‘visiting of the realms and introduction to’ spiel after we can make sure you won’t be in danger from ghosts that forget mortals dont shrug off being dropped off a few cliffs and having a two ton rock dropped on them. I may send some ambassadors from Amity to help you adjust since it was a pain for us too. Fyi if anyone tries summoning the Ghost King and expects Pariah, i win by conquest ten years ago and only JUST got to looking into liminal areas. With cheating by stealing time. If you have any questions, look up the Manson family, Amity Park, Ohio. Sam can explain better than me, and her parents somehow ended up on the mortal side counsel.

#dpxdc #long post #dp x dc #danny phantom #gotham is limina #liminal gotham #fic prompt

[cream-stew]

cw: size kink, hand kink, horny rambling, body type headcanon for thoma, gn! reader alluded to as being shorter.

i can't stop thinking about big boyfie thoma + size differences. like he's so… tall ❤️ i've always kinda headcanon him as having a bit of a chubby/beefy body type. no defined muscles exactly, like the type of muscles you develop naturally when doing hard labor.

practically towering almost everyone, he's got those big, strong arms and hands, his fingers thick with callouses (i want them around my neck)

with how often he has to carry heavy luggages during work, no doubt he can easily manhandle you with those big paws 😍 pushing and pulling you into all kinds of different positions. what other things you got that's big, bb boy—

he'd be so reluctant to have sex with you at first, because what if he hurts you!! :(( cue sad golden retriever eyes.

but in actuality, the dork has been fantasizing about your first time with him ever since he first laid eyes on you. secretly having a size kink and goes wild whenever he gets reminded of how tiny you are compared to him.

sitting on his lap, all with a coy smile on your face? how dare you 🤨 internally, he'd be fighting for his life. even with something as innocent as holding hands, he'll end up a blushing mess.

i also just love the thought of sweet, innocent-looking guys going absolutely feral on their partners. it's just so 👋👋👋 you know??? (a,, are you seeing the vision, reader. im holding you by the collar of your shirt, im shaking you. can you see it—)

ahsjsks i'd let him decimate my 150cm ass. i have a few more ideas for big boye! thoma and they got me salivating, foaming at the mouth, shaking like a chihuahua. forgive me, cream-stew. expect me to go feral in your inbox a few more times.

also!! how's your health going? hope you're faring well 🥺 —🐾

🔞minors dni

warnings: afab reader, size kink, rough sex, vaginal fingering

// note: bestie I love these asks you are more than encouraged to keep going feral in here (no matter how long it takes me to reply... that's on me bc I'm lazy lol) this is so valid tho I'm kinda short too and size kink is so...🥰🥰

he starts out so soft and slow, stretching your wet pussy with one (1) single fingers, his hands shaking with the effort of restraining himself, not helped at all by the way you desperately beg him to fuck you already... but noooo you're so much smaller than him, the top of your head barely reaches his collarbones, his hands are so big he can completely encircle your ankles, and he thinks there's just no way his huge cock is gonna fit inside you :((

no matter how much you insist he still holds you down on your stomach, one big hand against the small of your back while the other one slowly pumps more fingers past your entrance, leaving so much of your juices gushing out and staining the bedsheets.

he scissors his two fingers before adding a third one, and you whine in frustration: you could already be bouncing on his fat cock but nope, he wants to be gentle :((

you're crying in equal parts pleasure and crumbling self restraint by the time he's done stretching you with four thick fingers and he's trying to replace them with his cock, gripping your hips with both hands and slowly pushing it inside your loose pussy. it's true that it's an incredible stretch but it feels so good!! you start begging again, this time for him to move and fuck you like he means it, and you're lucky this time: he seems unable to keep holding himself back, so yep, he starts pumping in and out of you at a ruthless pace, your poor pussy struggling to let him back in every time he pulls out completely before slamming right back inside. you just know your tummy is bulging out whenever the tip of his cock hits your cervix🥰

at some point, when he pulls out he doesn't push back inside so quickly: he rolls you on your back, manhandling you so easily it makes butterflies flutter in your belly, and hooks your legs on his shoulders, folding you in half. the position feels a lot better already, his cock hitting even deeper, but it's so embarrassing to be reminded of how short you are compared to him, you can't even see his flushed face as he fucks your brains out :((

#genshin smut #genshin x reader #genshin impact smut #genshin impact x reader #thoma smut #thoma x reader #🐾 anon

[slocumjoe]

some things I love about the companions 💞

Ada; is best girl. She's a cool ass robot who gives me glue and doesn't judge me. No, this is not my "transformers prime permanently rewired my brain" bias for robots. At risk of sounding like a 12 year old boy, Assaultatrons are just badass designs. And she's blue!

Cait; is a lot funnier than anyone gives her credit for. Also, weirdly educated? For example, she wonders if Raiders like tunnels as a "Freudian" thing. Few people she'd have met would known about Freud, so she'd have to have gone and read about it herself. Also also, is on Danse's level of romantic sweet talk. Girl makes me swoon.

Codsworth; somehow hates the wasteland more than X6. His wording and tone is very optimistic but you can tell that, underneath his chipper facade, Codsworth is so fucking grossed out by everything he sees. Also, the only two companions he doesn't trust to keep you safe, are Piper and MacCready. Make of that what you will.

Curie; X6-88 (like, 10 years old) calls her unqualified and she (200ish) basically tells him to get the fuck back in the play pen

Danse; Sending his eyebrows to space by showing the smallest amount of care and affection. I'm pretty sure this man would die if someone asked if he was okay.

Deacon; talks a big game about being a liar, and being very good about it, but if you don't read that 'recall code' ASAP, he bugs you about it constantly because he hates lying to you. It's not even that you're being naive, he genuinely hates that he's being trusted when you were supposed to question him.

Dogmeat; my favorite thing about Dogmeat is that I'll spend an hour scrapping all dog houses in Sanctuary, make him a little area in my backyard with a house, food bowl, toys, a rug, and classical music, and he thanks me by getting up on my countertops to sleep, using my antique pie collection as bedding.

Gage; Wears a fake eyepatch and throws hissy fits when my army of sexy chads curbstomps his furries, Nepo babies, and Joker stans. This is entirely wishful thinking and I get why this didn't happen, but I would have liked an option to convince him "Hey, I'm coming back with my army to wipe out all these raiders, but I'll give you a chance to join me or leave since you also seem to hate these chuckleheads." I appreciate his shady convict uncle vibes. I would let him teach Shaun how to cheat at cards.

Hancock; takes mentats to feel "intellectual" when he has the second highest INT of all the companions. Also, his puppy dog eyes. "IM FERAL NOW" as he gets his ass kicked by a legendary god roach

MacCready; dork man. he has more cliche stock line jokes than Deacon. I unironically vibe with his taste in trailers, fucking LOVE leopard print (fake bc we don't fuck with wasteful animal hunting like that). He's a very cozy companion to travel with, for lack of a better description. Like if a thermos of soup was a human.

Nick; Nick is what I imagine Mac would be like as he got older—just a laid-back weirdo who wants whats best for you and will insult you so you understand that. I love his tacky ass agency sign. I wish you could put him in other clothes, because I need him in a bathrobe wielding a cane against my enemies. Just really succumb to the grumpy uncle vibes.

Old Longfellow; reminds me strongly of my old neighbor, an elderly southern gentleman who was a sniper in the military, had a chunky rottie named Baby, and once watched me play Fallout and gave his opinions on the design of the weapons in game. That man is now in Thailand with his girlfriend. I've never traveled with Longfellow but I'm pretty sure its a 1 to 1.

Preston; if you don't take Preston to Quincy, I don't blame you, because oh man, does he not have a great time there! Preston sounds five seconds away from snapping his gun over his knee and going for strangulation in Quincy. King shit.

Piper; I was pretty harsh to Piper but I love her gaslight gatekeep girlboss approach to her life. She's like an adult Junie B Jones. Piper has never had her shit together and is self-medicating with sugar harder than Hancock and Cait do with drugs. She's a cringefail woman. If Bethesda was brave they would have gone with her pixie cut concept.

X6-88; a blank canvas for me to go wild on with the fanon. But I love how he's just an asshole 10 year old murderbot that's scared of heights, thinks Power Armor is so cool he privately fangirls over Danse, is scared of children, and gushes over how awesome the Survivor is to his courser buddies. What a babe.

#fallout 4 #fo4 #fallout 4 companions #paladin danse #preston garvey #piper wright #robert joseph maccready #nick valentine #john hancock #i have literally nothing to like abt strong sorry #hes real big and green. i guess green is a nice color? #oh wait. Mack Ree Dee. there. good Strong thing

[lukaherehelp]

you know what time it is...

BREAKING DOWN PLAYBOYY'S EP.1 TEASER:

first of all, we alreay getting extra horny ON THE FIRST EPISODE. EVERYONE IS GETTING SOMETHING 👀 if this is episode 1, embrace yourselfs for the rest of the series, I think is AT LEAST 10 episodes.

Now, I went back to the playboyy instagram account where I got their ages to give us an estimated timeline:

Nant is present during this scene, which I assume is them celebrating Zouy's birthday. Following his profile, Zouy's birthday is on September 15th. Right at the beginning of 3rd year.

... also, do I sense a tiny crush from Zouy's part or is just a really happy bestie look?

between that and many house parties (so frat boi of them), Nant is already gone. None of the boys seem happy about it (Porche seems... annoyed tho)

And we get confirmation that NOBODY knew about Nont because even before this bad bitch could cross that glass door:

this three dorks lost their minds.

wake up BL tumblr, we have a new meme!

and either Nont is as much of a bitch as Black in Not Me was or Porche is really triggered by this revelation for some reason.

TALKING ABOUT NONT, no creppy at all to have a headshot of your twin projected on your wall 24/7

are we having an existential crisis or is there something going on, Nont?

I'M ALREADY GETTING TEENAZOUY ON THE FIRST EPISODE DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEEE

( gotta be cautious with my screenshots, tumblr might not likea good booty )

I swear if they take away Zouy's glasses like they did with Mew... CAB, I'm only wanna talk.

REALLY IMPORTANT AS WELL,

P'Den, you said "No cute shit!" BUT WHAT IS THIS HEADPAT, I'M CLIMBING THE WALLS!!!

ZOUY IS SOOO TINY *bitting my knuckles like a feral dog*

First.... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?!

why the secretive hanky panky? you were literally watching porn on an office in you fucking ipad at the beginning of this teaser bruh

ANYGAY, nothing much apart from the "action" the boys are already getting this episode: Jump goes as a stripper for one of the parties, Phop is already doing webcam stuff and Prom introduces us to the club at the beginning. No Nuth, Keen only appears in the pool with Captain "being busy" and so do AobPuen with the camera at what I guess is a hotel room?

Final notes: I already adore this tiny investigation team and I'll see y'all on the 16th.

Luka out!

#playboyy #playboyy the series #thai bl #bl drama #thai drama #bl meta

[wroteclassicaly]

I love your blog 👁👁 I get scared to interact sometimes cause it just??? Makes me anxious so I watch from afar but I do be loving your content.

On a very unrelated note,Steve's happy trail literally makes me go feral

Ahhh, don’t be anxious! I’m just a dummy dork, lmao! Thanks for sending this in, babes! I’m in a Steve slut kinda mood, so this had me 😛

Warnings: Language and NSFW.

~*~

Sometimes it felt as if being in the presence of Steve Harrington made time stop and everything fall into the slot of slow motion. Every panting breath being rushed from your lungs in rapid pouts that pour off your lips, leaving you struggling to function. He’s the human embodiment of your every sinful fantasy, and you seek to worship, to indulge. Everything that happened between you two doesn’t help matters, always having to be close and rely on the other and care for the younger members of the group.

Watching Steve Harrington grow into a man that smiled softly at you, rather than a boy who once sneered and smirked because you were different, it’s unfathomable. Steve Harrington has ways to make the impossible be violently obliterated and pieced together into something that is so uniquely better. And that’s precisely how you ended up kissing him during a drive in movie that you left the kids behind to attend — just the two of you. Dustin had simply snickered his cheeky Henderson speak, flashing Steve an overly theatric wink, as if to say ‘sure, idiot.’

One thing led to another and you were crossing the distance over the console of his BMW and fisting a grip into his auburn button up and tugging his mouth against yours. What was rejection, right? You’d almost died too many times to live with regrets anymore. And Steve, as if he’d expected, hoped, reciprocated with large hands cupping your cheeks and panting into your shared airspace. The rest, as they say, was history. You became Steve Harrington’s girl.

It was an adjustment dating him and his differences that somehow meshed well with your own. He accepted your differing interests with a curiosity that pathed the way into quite a few sticky situations, both sexual and non. Your appetite to have his cock in your hands or your mouth, or somewhere on your body became outrageously frequent. One night during dinner Robin had teased you about being suffocated by the hair on his chest, leaving you to squeezing your thighs together. Steve licked the corner of his mouth, Robin pausing with her hand around her fork. “Oh, ew. Is this like a sexual energy I’m witnessing right now? Because I’m the one being suffocated.”

You both ignored her ramblings and she had left with her leftovers. Steve, the suave bastard, popped those buttons open on his polo shirt, exposing that dark patch of hair that got your mouth to water. He slid back in his chair, working his hands up and down the tight denim wrapped around his thighs. He’s such a fucking slut without even trying. But he knows what makes him look good.

Steve Harrington is truly hairy. Living that reputation out before your very glazed over eyes on a daily basis.

“C’mhere.” He had said, patting his lap, voice gravelly.

~*~

You’re on your knees now, settled on the plush carpeting of the living room, Steve’s shirt long gone, your fingers playing with all that hair that covers his firm chest and trails into the band of those Levi’s that are halfway down his hips, his bulge in your sights, thick and swollen. His leg hair is just as thick, curling across his muscular chest thighs, and it tickles you, his chest hair going smooth between your fingers, wrapping around your fingertips. Your cheek catches the wet spot that has dampened his boxer front, your mouth brushing a chaste kiss over the meat of his thigh. You’re so fucked out that you can’t breathe, little puffs off air blowing across his legs and his covered cock, which jumps at the oxygen layered stimulation. Your fingertips trickle down his body, over his sternum, pressing a few known pinches into his nipples, settling your found purchase in his happy trail that rests on his tummy, which holds a slight pudge.

You love Steve’s body and that, while he’s still somewhat athletic, lifts weights, he isn’t that cocky jock and he’s let himself grow into gaining a little extra without shame. He’s fucking perfect. You watch him groan, hazel irises blown out to thin rings, hips lifting to help you climb into a straddle across his lap. He pulls you down into him and rolls his hips, nose smashing into yours. His voice is laced with wanton rasp, lips finding the curvature of your throat, biting out a command. “Take off your shirt and bra. Need these gorgeous tits on me, baby.”

He doesn’t help you, simply holds onto you behind your bent knees, eyes shamelessly drinking in your movements until your shirt and bra are somewhere on the floor below. He’s greedily squeezing the globes of your breasts in his hand, fingertips rolling and rubbing your nipples into hardness. His big hand sinks into your lower back, palm pushing you flush to him, his coarse hair scratching, stimulating you in all the right places. He rides you in his lap like this, over his cock, your panties soaked through, his dick rock hard, remaining silent, waiting for your pleas.

You give, whimpering. “Stevie? If I be a good girl for you, may I please have your big cock?”

Trying not to let his ravaging lust show, he remains impartial, teasing your temptations. “What way do you want my big cock, honey?” He uses an emphasis, driving himself further into your jean covered cunt.

“Inside my stupid pussy.” You answer, running a hand through his chestnut tresses and pulling.

“Fuck. That’s my girl.” His hips snap up, hands moving to shove his pants and boxers down to his knees with your help, that fat girth slapping against his stomach, smearing pre-cum into his happy trail.

Your mouth waters. If there’s another thing about Steve Harrington that you appreciate, it’s that dark bush that surrounds his cock, that tickles your clit with each thrust of him inside you, whether he’s in charge or you are. Your boyfriend is hairy. And you’ve got all night to play with him.

#asks #insearchofnewdreams #kink hour #steve harrington x y/n smut #steve harrington x y/n #steve harrington x female reader #steve harrington x fem!reader #steve harrington x you #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington fic #steve harrington fanfic #steve harrington #kristenwrites

[misteria247]

hey there! what are some of your favorite things about each version of leonardo that you're familiar with? (feel free to gush as much as u want btw; as a fellow leo stan, I live and breathe for leo appreciation posts)

Oh my God-!! Where do I even begin?????? There's just so much that I adore about these blue clad boys! Let's see-

Starting with 87:

The one thing I love about Leo in this variation, is his surprisingly short temper he sometimes shows! Like it was such a surprise to see him get irritated at a street vendor and cutting his table in half all because the guy was trying to sell him and his brothers something lol. I also love that he's secretly a dork! Like he seems so serious about everything and then you hear him drop a one liner and it's highly enjoyable to see this boy have enough fun to drop em! Not only that but he's so feral at times like this guy's go to to fix his problems is to either cut it, stab it or throw one of his swords at it and it's hilarious.

Now onto 03:

Leo in this series is the one that made me lowkey fall in love with him and made him my one true love and pathetic meow, meow for literally the next decade or so. Like I adored how calm and pleasant he was in this series. His level headed attitude and willingness to protect the ones around him, damage to his own being be damned it instantly made me admire him. Like seeing this older brother, the eldest child of his family give up so much and doing everything he could so his family could be happy was life changing for me. And his wisdom like holy shit, he's so wise for someone so young. That and his rare jokes and one liners like omfg yes.

The boy from 07:

Leo in this movie was such a fucking treat to see. Like the thing I love about this Leo is despite being the eldest and leader, he's a little shit. Like this boy??? Literally gets into a fight with Raph??? And literally says he's better than him like a cocky mother fucker????? Like that added with his snarky one liners and I'm in love with him. (Plus his pretty brown eyes are just *chef's kiss*).

(My ride or die) Now for 12:

Where to even begin with Leo in this one??? There's just so much I adore about this Leo specifically. I love his dorky jokes and his puns and one liners. I love how he's secretly rebellious beneath his supposed maturity. I love that he's a smartass and can be cocky about things. I adore how he can literally become completely unhinged on the drop of a dime, and he isn't afraid to do what he believes needs to be done. Leo's got so many things in this one that I simply adore about him, from his love of space and stars, to the loyalty and mothering and adoration that he has for his family and friends. He's selfless and kind hearted and much like Mikey he tries to see the best in people even when others tell him not too. Like there's just so damn much here in this guy and I love him to bits and pieces.

Bayverse here we go:

Leo in these movies is honestly such a treat to see! I love how he's the big brother and how he's willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family and friends. I love how badass and dorky he can be and his stubbornness is lowkey incredibly charming in many ways. Plus his jokes and one liners while rare are hilarious and his snarky comments are masterpieces each and every time. (Plus his muscles are quite pleasant to see from time to time just saying don't judge me-).

And finally Rise:

Again where to even begin??? Leo in this one is so refreshing to see! I love his dorky ass and his cockiness and confidence. I love how he's the jokester yet when things get serious he's instantly a major threat to those who stand in his way. I love how he's selfless when it comes to his family and friends and I love his dad jokes and puns and quips. I adore his chaotic and awkward energy and his manipulative attitude to get things to go the way he wants them too. I freaking love how he can come up with the most unhinged ideas and plans that shouldn't work yet he makes them each and every time. He's also such a little shit like honestly it's great.

I just adore Leonardo Hamato so much, I love his dorkiness, his courage, his determination and willingness to do what's right. I love his jokes and puns and one liners and sarcastic comments, his skills with the blade and his selflessness. He's amazing and wonderful and he's literally one of the best characters that I've ever seen, Leo's just a fantastic character and an amazing brother and great leader. He's smart, wise and talented and even though he doesn't see his own worth his brothers see it as well as us Leo fans. I just-

Ugh I love this dude so much I've been in love with him since I was like four-six age range and I've been in love with him ever since. I'll literally die for him and throw hands for him. Leonardo Hamato my pathetic little meow, meow.

#oli talks #ooc #muns ramblings #mindless ramblings of a madman #asks #anonymous asks #ask and you shall receive #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 1987 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2007 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2014 #tmnt 2016 #tmnt 2018 #tmnt bayverse #bayverse tmnt #tmnt leo #rottmnt leo #Leonardo Hamato #no thoughts head empty rn #only him #forever him #I believe in Leonardo Hamato supremacy #he's the spirit of his team the leader and the one that inspires his brothers and friends to do better like I love him sm Anon

[tricornonthecob]

Oh shit here we go

LK 101 - Boston Spilling the Tea Party (part one)

pt pt2 pt3

Lets be honest, the real reason this series exists: Walter Cronkite as Benji Franx.

why is there only one dude on what appears to be a fucking *frigate* I mean I know why, animation budget, but my point stans

Also fuckin seizure warning on the Atlantic, brah.

Cluny the Scourge just hanging out on what I'm assuming is Sarah's bed? Or is that just her pet. Did she have a beloved pet rat?? Was she a rat girl??? This has caused more questions.

Is this her room?? Why is there a bed belowdecks like this? why is her room so massive?? Am I looking too hard into a DIC cartoon?

I love how this girl just canonically vibes with chaos. Alone, 15 years old, going to the colonies, in a fucking storm that even the grizzled sailors are freaked out by, and she's writing to her mom how exciting everything is. She's either dissociating like a champ or she's a legend. Also how are you not seasick??? Oh right you're an accomplished rider and horse girl you got that inner ear

Not gonna lie though, listening to this girl talk about her dad coming home from the wilderness and how they're all gonna have an awesome life is kind of sad. Oh, honeyyyyy. No. Can you imagine being her mom and getting all these letters? Oh god now I've made up more headcanons.

she really has the worst luck with ships, doesn't she.

SuCh SyMbOlIsM

This dork. Also why is his collar so fucking open jfc.

In this house we stan Exasperated Dad!Moses

"When someone wants to know what's on my shirt I can sell 'em a newspaper!" is the kind of idea I'd expect from an ADHD/PTSD madlad. I feel like both Sarah and James vibe and thrive off chaos, but only one of them has a balanced inner ear.

Gotta love Eager Beaver getting knocked down a peg by Exasperated Dad.

The *flair.* The *drama.* The *exasperated and slightly amused adult*

aaaaaaaaaaay the French Fry! The Brains! The feral younger sibling! The one I vibed with the hardest as a feral younger sibling!

Henri: Bitch I'd do it again!!!!

Dear writers: why the fuck did you set up an enemies-to friends-to lovers pipeline so hard like this.

oh my gOdD Moses is such a dilf

Ok is it just me or did they design her as a redhead in the beginning and slowly lighten her to strawberry blonde later on, or am I just losing my mind.

do you think they boinked. Dirty Old Man Franklin absolutely tried to make a move on Lady Phillips.

We all worry about your feral daughter, Lady Phillips.

AND WE'RE ON NICKNAME TERMS? Yeah they boinked.

Sir. SIR. Two of those associates are children.

THEY FUCKING. BOINKED. NEW SHIP FRANKLIN/LADY PHILLIPS WE CALL IT FRILLIPS OH MY GOD NO WAIT THEY'RE A POLYCULE.

They'd absolutely get hammered and watch a Pats game, I'm a little disappointed the directors didn't tell the voice actors to lean into the New England accent. Also why does the guy on the left look like Peter Griffin.

It can't be Boston, there aren't nearly enough maniacal drivers with homicidal intent

*there* it is.

Damn this dude got REAL into it.

He just. Hops over tea chests and pulls himself up over a ship. To interview people. Fucking madlad.

Henri is getting *into it* feral frenchman child.

I don't think that's a normal response. That abandonment/orphandom PTSD does things to a brain.

well somebody sure had fun discovering After Effects transitions.

Yeah your ship's cool and all but does your ship have a meetcute that involves blunt force trauma with weaponized literature.

To be continued because of the 30 image limit

#liberty's kids #james hiller #sarah phillips #henri lefebvre #Lady Phillips #amrev #Benjamin Franklin #Boston Tea Party #Tricorn on The Cob Watches LK And Makes Inane Commentary #Frillips #The Frillips Polycule is keeping me together #the alternate title for this was Boston Has A Kiki #tricorn watches

[sabohteurs]

⭐ oooh , do me !!!

send ⭐ for muse pairings : mine x yours

malia tate x allison argent ⇾ or lydia martin. i don't care about the show tbh babes. i barely remember it. so basically a whole rewrite ? my malia is much more . . . feral ? wild ? idk.

martha jones x clara oswald ⇾ ? ? ? duh. martha always being the one to introduce new companions to unit, running them through the basics, being the one to check in on them. idk. makes sense to me.

river song x rose tyler ⇾ also duh. i just think these two have a lot to talk about and could be hella interesting.

robin buckley x chrissy cunningham ⇾ basically what we talked about yonks ago. i still think robin having a crush on chrissy makes so much sense to me and just dumb dork robin around a pretty girl would be so fun.

regina mills x all your ouat characters, duh ⇾ I MEAN ! literally give me everything. i deserve it. you're like the only one i trust unconditionally and i need it all. all the red queen goodness with ruby, duh. but also gimme evil charming pls n thank. i love the au trope of them having been married during the curse only for it to break except oops now there's twenty + years of memories and feelings. and then also actual regina and emma working out their shit and emma not being a total dumbass doing dumbass things. let them end up friends ! or at least be civil. and then, obvs, snow. like. *gestures*

perrie atwell x steve rogers ⇾ idk i think it'd be neat. she's a pilot, i could throw her into shield, make her an agent. would be interesting ?

kendra wolfe ( @wolfehunt ) x jinx rothchild ⇾ hunters unite ! kendra fucking hates anything to do with ghosts and spirits etc so it's like. so funny to get her on a ghost hunt. she fucking hates it. so yeah, they'd be so fun. but also, theo crain and jinx ? or or or theo crain and emily prentiss, also have thoughts about that too. that'd work.

rachel berry x nicolette walker ⇾ i really wanna write rachel okay, leave me alone. no but. broadway baby. it's broadway. they could be co - stars, or rivals. maybe nic takes rachel under her wing or something, brings her down a necessary peg. idk.

tara carpenter x presley heffernan ⇾ just final girl bad-assery. that's it. that's all i got.

#& out ‚ answered. #lvndrhazed #' do me ' as if i don't want to write everyone with you #lmfao #i tried to do mostly pairings we haven't discussed already #or some super obvious ones / my faves #like regina + anyone #shut up astra #let me obsess about it ok

[vampyrsutton]

Yaku Lev~Fishnets

Summary:

Welcome to why I’m not allowed to have ideas under the influence. My Notes: Volleyball Net = Fishnet Stockings. Lev knocked the net down and gave himself fishnets. Yaku gets an idea and Lev a surprise. Blame Shimoneta. No, blame the weed.

Ao3 Tags:

Fishnets, Kinktober, Kinktober 2022, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Anal Plug, Clothed Sex, Dirty Talk, Banter, Edgeplay, Haiba Lev Has A Huge Dick, post-sex cuddles, Oral Sex, Aftercare

"Dammit, Lev! Watch what you're doing, will you?!" Yaku scolds as he tries to help the mass of limbs that is his boyfriend untangle himself from the net he just crashed into and subsequently knocked over. "How the hell did you even manage this?!" 

Lev just laughs, scratching the back of his head in embarrassment. "Sorry, Yaku-san, but hey!" He perks up, eyes sparkling excitedly. "I hit the ball!" 

Yaku sighs, shaking his head in exasperation. "You did, along with the entire net, but you did in fact hit the ball." He relents, allowing his dork his small victory. He was trying to work on acknowledging good behavior but god dammit it was hard sometimes when he did stupid shit like this. It's a good thing he's stupidly adorable or Yaku probably would have strangled him by now, but he'd, unfortunately, miss that dopey grin. "Now will you help me get you free? I told you to stop flailing around, but you didn't and now you look like some serpent or something a sailor dragged in. Seriously, what am I going to do with you?"

This just got him more laughter and another apology before big hands joined his in trying to free the giant. 

In actuality, Yaku wasn't all that annoyed. He was more annoyed about how adorable he thought it was than the actual mess-up itself. …He may also be trying to ignore the little voice in his head pointing out how it looks like the taller boy is wearing fishnets and no- stop it. 

Okay, yeah it was too late. He had an idea. 

~~~

"Yaku-san!" Lev calls as he enters his senpai's house. He was told the older's parents aren't home and the door is unlocked, but he still didn't know what he was called over for. 

Hopefully not more training. His legs still hurt from yesterday. 

He freezes as he rounds the corner and finds Yaku sat on one of the stools in the dining area in a Nekoma crop with Lev's number across the back, black booty shorts, and black fishnet stockings that contrasted beautifully with his pale skin and okay, maybe he can train a little more if Yaku plans to wear that. 

"Y-Yaku-san?" Lev half-squeaks, eyes entirely glued on the creamy skin being hugged by the fishnets on the shorter boy's thighs. Those would at the very least leave indents and Lev wanted to get them under his hands. How durable are fishnets? Can he get the crotch open so he can eat him out? Gods, can he fuck him in those? Crotchless was a thing, right? He hopes so.

"What took you so long, beanpole?" Yaku huffs, not looking up from his phone as he crosses his legs elegantly. 

"I-uh-you didn't tell me what we were doing so I didn't know if I needed training clothes, but I guess, or at least hope a different kind of exercise is on the table?" Lev kind of chuckles, eyes never leaving the milky skin being crisscrossed by the fishnets. 

"With how annoying these were to put on because my toes kept finding ways to get stuck?" Yaku hums, glancing up to raise an eyebrow. "I would hope so too. My thighs look too good in them not to." 

Lev just nods dumbly before shaking his head and taking on a feral smirk that just seems to come with the Nekoma jersey. "They really do, Yaku-san. Would be a shame to have to take them off though." 

"Good thing you won't have to then." Yaku shrugs, uncrossing his legs so Lev can see where the upper part of his inner thigh leading into the shorts is bare. "Just the pants."

Lev almost looks like he's calculating how to avoid that too as he approaches his tiny boyfriend, but even he can tell the shorts are too tight for that. Oh well, he can work with this.

"Can I ask what brought this little idea on?" Lev hums as he lifts Yaku so his hands rest under his toned thighs to carry him to Yaku's bedroom. 

Yaku's ears flush pink, but he shrugs, leaning forward enough to capture Lev's lips with his own. "Felt like it?" 

Lev raises an eyebrow, at least able to detect Yaku hiding something at this point, but is easily distracted by the smaller boy's kisses. "If you say so." He smiles before tossing Yaku onto the bed and snickering when he gets yelled at. "Sorry, Yaku-san." He hums, climbing onto the bed between the libero's legs. "Let me apologize?" 

Yaku pouts but lets the spiker part his legs to get to the button of his pants and get them off. Or at least he should be taking them off, but instead, Yaku finds Lev taking advantage of his flexibility to hook the pants still around his ankles behind his head so everything is on full display for the giant and at too awkward of an angle for Yaku to escape.

"Lev! What the hell are you doing?!" Yaku scoffs, face flaming as green eyes over his overly exposed frame and settle on the little red gem settled between his cheeks. 

"Oh? What's this, Yaku-san? Already opened yourself up for me, baby?" Lev smirks, prodding at the plug to move it around, and watches Yaku attempt to squirm as it pulls at his rim and probably rubs against his prostate. 

"Shut up!" Yaku huffs, trying to get out of the overly-exposing position, but being unable to get the leverage to escape. "Lev!" 

"Yes, baby? Is someone trying to escape?" Lev hums, moving the plug again to draw a gasping moan from the smaller. 

"Yes, you beanstalk! Let me up!" Yaku huffs, squirming to try to escape the spiker's teasing, but unable to get far. 

"Color?" Lev questions, stopping all movement and trying not to smirk when this makes Yaku whine. 

Yaku glares at him, pouting but ultimately huffs. "Green just stop teasing!" 

Lev chuckles, reaching where he knows Yaku keeps his lube and bringing it over before slowly pulling the plug out as his eyes widen slightly at the size. "How did you even get a hold of this?" 

Yaku moans, hole clenching around nothing as he squirms. "You really think Kenma doesn’t have a card at this point with his follower count." 

Lev's face flushes pink at the knowledge that Kenma and probably Kuroo know what's going on, but decides he'll be embarrassed about it later as he lowers his head to Yaku's hole. "I'll have to find a way to thank him." He hums, licking a strip from Yaku's hole to his balls, and sucking one into his mouth just to hear his boyfriend cry out. 

"He said stop missing his sETs! Fuck, Lev!" Yaku whines, not sure if he's trying to get away or get closer, but not having the leverage to either way and groaning in frustration. 

Lev hums, letting it go with a pop before moving down to Yaku's hole before the libero even has time to complain and smirking at how he whines as he's tongue fucked, long fingers moving down to join the mix in working to stretch Yaku further. 

Yaku can't help but whine as his hole flutters and clenches around the tongue and fingers working him open and moan when Lev's tongue manages to find his prostate and one of those long fingers moves to abuse it. 

Lev manages to smirk as Yaku wiggles and moans, watching carefully how he squirms so he notices when he stiffens so he can pull away fully just before the little libero is about to cum and snickering at the frustrated whine this earns him.

"Goddammit, Lev! Why?!" Yaku shouts, smacking a hand against the bed and wiggling to try and get his hands on his cock. 

Lev shoos Yaku's hands away. "Come on, Yaku-san. You know better than that." He chides despite the little smirk on his face. 

"Then stop messing with me!" Yaku whines, moving his hands lower now to try and entice Lev by slipping a finger inside himself and smirking when he notices the spiker's pupils dilate. "Come on, Lev~"

“You really are a little shit aren’t you, Yaku-san?” Lev groans, getting out of his clothes all the same. 

Yaku just smirks, spreading and working his fingers until he’s shooed once more as Lev lubes up his cock before both moans as he sinks in slowly. 

“Fuck, how are you still so tight?” Lev groans, planting his hands on Yaku’s thighs for leverage and finding individual holes in the fishnets to lace his fingers through. “Gods, why are these so hot?” He mumbles, fascinated by the contrast between Yaku’s soft skin and the somewhat scratchy feeling of the fishnets. The holes were big enough for Lev’s fingers to each get their own hole so he could grip Yaku’s toned thighs while still feeling the crisscrossing pattern against his palm, and yeah Lev has no clue why he was so intoxicated by it, but he hopes he can convince Yaku to wear these again. 

Maybe with a mini-skirt next time so he can just bend him over? Oh, there’s an idea.

“Lev! Move already!” Yaku whines, squirming where he’s stuck cockwarming the giant until he decides to get on with it. 

Lev shakes his head to bring himself back to the present before smirking. “Sorry, chipmunk. Was a bit distracted.” He hums, snapping the nylon against pale skin lightly. “I’ll get to it.”

“Thank fuuuu-Mnngh~” Yaku moans as Lev pulls almost all the way out, and, after bracing himself on Yaku’s thighs once more, slams back home to start up a rough pace that has Yaku crying out and gripping the sheets for anything to hold onto as he’s bent in half and used just how he loves.

“Leeeev~!” Yaku groans as he’s fucked into the mattress, previously edged cock bouncing uselessly against his stomach. “Lev, touch me~ Fuck, it feels so gOOd! Fuck!” Yaku cries out again when Lev manages to find his prostate and dammit it was still embarrassing how fast the giant was always able to work him to the edge, but he was long everywhere and Yaku was so fucking full and this angle only made him feel more stuffed and- “Lev, please~!” He finally broke, just wanting one of those big hands wrapped around his cock as he fucks what will probably be multiple loads into him knowing the spiker’s stamina.

Lev chuckles, removing a hand from where it was tangled in the fishnets to gather some leaking lube and wrap it around the little libero’s cock, smirking at how he cries out. “Like this, baby?” He hums as his hand starts to move. “Is this what you wanted, baby boy? You want me to get you off, hm? You know I won’t stop after you cum. You sure you can handle that, Yaku-san?”

Yaku moans, head nodding furiously as he grips the sheets around him and just lets himself be used by the giant. It’s not like he has many choices at this angle, but the actual surrender still adds something in his opinion. 

Lev takes advantage of the almost full foot of height he has on the other to loom over him and capture his mouth in a rough kiss that’s a lot of tongue and teeth and Yaku nipping at Lev just as much as Lev is him. Before long, he’s moving down to Yaku’s neck to kiss and bite and mark up his neck and shoulders in a way that’s definitely going to get them teased by the team again, but fuck if either of them actually cares. 

Like half of them even have room to talk.

“Fuck, Lev! Close! Fuck, I’m close!” Yaku whines, hands flying up to grip whatever of Lev he can get a hold of. 

“You sure you want to cum now, Yaku-san?” Lev hums despite his hand speeding up. “You’ll only get overstimulated.”

“I can’t, fuck, I can’t hold it, Lev~ You can do whatever you want, just let me cuUm~ Ahhh~! Lev~!” Yaku cries out as he cums hard when Lev does something with his hand and grinds into his prostate just right making Yaku see stars as he coats their chests in white. 

Lev groans as Yaku spasms around him, milking his cock and spurring him on in fucking the small libero through his orgasm. It doesn’t take very long for him to cum after that. Between the tight, spasming heat, and Yaku’s pretty broken whimpers? It only takes a few more thrusts before he’s cumming hard inside Yaku with a moan of his own.

After a few more thrusts, he pulls out and helps Yaku finish getting his shorts off so his legs can rest before pulling him close for cuddles. 

“So, I guess you liked them?” Yaku mumbles sleepily against Lev’s chest, grimacing at how Lev didn’t give him a chance to clean the cum off his stomach before pulling them together.

“They look so good on you, Yaku-san.” Lev grins, reaching down to play with the netting a bit. “Think I can convince you to wear a skirt next time?”

Yaku snorts, shaking his head. “What? Plan to bend me over the table instead?”

“And any other furniture you’ll let me,” Lev smirks, the mischief returning to his eyes once more.

Yaku’s face flushes red as he hides his face in the giant’s chest. “...maybe.”

Lev grins, lifting Yaku’s chin to kiss him before moving to pick him up to carry him to the bathroom. “Come on, let’s get you both cleaned up!”

Yaku yelps as he’s suddenly lifted, complaining about the lack of warning before blinking in confusion until he realizes Lev probably intends to fuck him in the shower in these and flushes darker. “Wha-? Lev! I don’t know if these can go in the bath! Let me take them off first!”

“Hmm, nope! We’re just gonna have to find out together.” Lev grins, holding the squirming libero tight so he can’t escape as he runs them to the bathroom.

“Lev!”

#levyaku #lev habia #yaku morisuke #haikyū!! #haikyuu!! #haikyuu!! smut #lev x yaku #kinktober #kinktober 2022

[dev-nxbody-h3re]

ok look. we all know Michael Afton was the head of the mean girls. like. come on. So essentially I've made myself a mean girls au except it's Jeremike. And good 👍.

So obviously Mike as Regina George. He's the head honcho, the popular one, the bitch. He's got all the social power in the highschool.

Bonnie Mask (James) as Gretchen Wieners. He's Mike's confident and knows pretty much everything about everyone. School gossip. If you want information, go to James- but it'll cost you.

Freddy and Chica Mask (Matthew and Taylor) as Karen. I forgot her last name oops. Except they're not as stupid and actually do things. Matthew is the support, the muscle. He's not very academic but he can hold his own in a fight. Taylor is the money. They've got daddy's money and can buy practically anything. The way to find Taylor is by following where the designer goes.

And Jeremy as Katy Harris. The new kid in school. A bit weird, optimistic, a social outcast. He's a novelty. A new person in small town Hurricane? Unthinkable. Obviously, Michael wants him in his group since it wouldn't do to let another friend group take an object of social focus.

They start hanging out together during school, and Jeremy finds that he's actually pretty happy with his new friends. They're not as stuck up and mean as the whole school wants him to believe. They're just a couple of highschool kids who goof off during class and simultaneously have everybody's eyes on them at all times.

Michael finds himself softening around Jeremy, something he really only does when not around people. The others tease him about it, but Taylor slips him their credit card and tells him to take Jeremy somewhere nice.

Of course, Mike isn't one to back down from a challenge. He's embarrassed, mortified even, but he plays a cool face and asks Jeremy out.

Jeremy immediately walks face first into a wall and starts stammering, completely red in the face. Mike just sighs and is like "I can't believe this is the dude I'm asking out. he's such a dork."

Jeremy eventually squeaks out a yes and Michael pulls some suave move that has Jeremy physically melting into a puddle.

Inside Michael is literally on fire. Like he's so embarrassed. He's not actually that flirty what does he think he's doing? Anyway he leans down and whispers in Jeremy's ear to meet him after school, just the two of them, and Jeremy nods.

The tormentors are like "bro what the hell was that. what the fuck. you're so cringe dude." And Michael's like giggling and twirling his hair all like "shut uuuupp guyssss hehehehehe"

And then a couple months after they start dating it's obviously become public knowledge. One person planned on asking Michael out and James and Matthew very unquietly informed them that Michael was in fact taken (Matthew cracking his knuckles for emphasis) and it quickly spread around the school.

(Mike isn't rly mad tho, cuz he gets to show off his awesome and cringe boyfriend)

Then someone gets jealous and tries doing something to break them up, and the tormentors go absolutely feral. Like rabid dog feral. Jeremy gets to witness firsthand why they got their reputation (since they've all gotten a little soft being around Jeremy, he's just that cool) and he's just kinda like "wow that was hot ur beating someone up for me 😳" and they're just like "dude literally raise your standards just a bit higher please"

anyway i love this AU even tho I'll probably never touch it again :)

#dev posting #not channel related #my stuff #michael afton #jeremy fitzgerald #fitzafton #jeremichael #jeremike

[cicelythereaper]

i got tagged by @betweencrossedblades! thank you for tagging i love to Yell

rules: post the title of all your WIPs in your folder, regardless of how descriptive.

i’ve given these along with the year each was last updated (according to my laptop anyway) so you all can see how long i will hold onto a good idea and still not finish it. i love the idea of No Context Word Doc Titles but i also long to yell about my writing so i’ve compromised by giving the most contextless descriptions i can think of:

ace catriana (2015)

what if i interpreted guy gavriel kay’s sexy redhead character as asexual out of pure spite. what then

beoferth fic (2019)

sometimes gay culture is grieving your dead king while finding yourself fundamentally apart from your brethren and sometimes gay culture is doing that but also your house fucking burned down and you can’t tell anyone why

chihiro suffeirng (2021)

the typo is load-bearing. i like to inflict my own mental health issues on fictional characters sometimes, As A Treat

christmas fic 2022 (2023)

gay ghost monks in the rosemary sutcliff cinematic universe. pay no attention to the actual date of publication

CUTE DORKS (2014)

the fic that is going to make people think i started this after cherry magic aired but I SWEAR I DIDN’T!! this is a product of a-level revision!! i need to actually do something with it before it reaches the age of fucking ten

dir fixit fic (2021)

listen i just think the ending of silver on the tree Was Not Okay and i haven’t finished talking about it

donata and generys (2017)

this will be my second most niche femslash fic of all time (i haven’t even started my Most Niche yet)

EOWYN (2016)

i have many feelings about eowyn that even the most big-brained discussions cannot solve

Eurydice in Hadestown (2018)

I JUST THINK THE RIVER LETHE IS A SERIOUSLY UNDER-USED PLOT CONCEPT AND THAT WELSH FOLK MUSIC FUCKS

fairytopia cinderella au (2020)

sometimes you need to be the niche content you want to see in the world and by god I Will Be

hp postwar (2018)

do you ever just mainline vaughan williams’ pastoral symphony

i am not admitting to this 10a xichen edition (2021)

this isn’t technically a wip, in that this word doc is as complete as it’s going to get; it just happens to be part of a multichapter where the rest is going in A Third, As Yet Non-Existent Word Doc. anyway. life post-canon must suck for xichen huh

i am not admitting to this 12 this will never be finished (2021)

the clue is in the name. this, if it were ever finished, would be the How Jin Zixuan Learned To Cohabitate With Feral In-Laws fic

ninjadorks happen to me (2017)

i would love for this to be finished one day. the problem is coming up with a coherent narusasu take in 2023 

i will not be tagging anyone because I Have No Brain (And I Must Yell), but if we’re mutuals please consider yourself tagged and PLEASE continue the tradition of the Contextless Descriptions. I Would Like To See Them

#cicely writes #tag memes #betweencrossedblades #cicely speaks

[sithwitch13]

AEW Rampage 5/1/24

I am so stressed

On the one hand, the Elite beat up FTR. On the other, they hurt Kenny

Schiavone the only one wanting to call the cops, lol. Dude looked right through the fourth wall

Rush is back! ...I miss Jose the Assistant.

That fuckign wave Jericho why is this stupid story working for me

I just love Swerve's exhausted stressed eye makeup

Sweet baby boy Kyle!

Harley is basically feral and I love her

Roddy and the Kimgdom are gigantic dorks but it works for me

I always think Roddy's glasses are the safety glasses you wear at a gun range

Women get weapons???

Ugh I hate when people say "it's not ballet" like ballet isn't tough as fuck.

Aww I think Skye said fuck 💜

THUMBTACKS

WE GOT BARBED WIRE

Thank you for being here for us on this very stressful night, Willow and Skye

#aew rampage