#fuck you andy

[hailsatanacab]

DPxTheOffice

"He's gonna sell it all 'cause he's Danny Phantom"

that's so fucking funny, i hate how much i love this!! i have made it way too long, rip to my five sentence rule - there's such a goldmine of content here lmao

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"I'd say it's been going on for... about a month now?"

"Two months," Sam interrupts. "It started just after your parents came in, remember?"

"Oh, Ancients, yeah, them. I can't believe I forgot that."

"Yeah, dude, it's thanks to them that this all started!" Tucker's practically vibrating in his chair, far too cheerful about the whole thing.

"Yeah," Danny sighs, looking directly into the camera. "Thank you, Mom and Dad. Thank you very much."

"Danny's parents are ghost hunters, which, as you can imagine, got Michael very excited. And very into ghosts. He accused Meredith of haunting him the other day, now he keeps spraying her with holy water and yelling 'Begone, foul spectre!' He's really taken a liking to Danny's parents."

"Can't imagine why."

"Yeah, and then—then—" Tucker dissolves into laughter, wheezing as he tries to catch his breath. "Then he brings in that personal trainer! In her yoga pants and crop top, with a pilates ball and everything! Sends her over to—to see Meredith, and then—oh Ancients—then when the woman leaves and Meredith is still there, he locks himself in his office and blasts the Lord's Prayer!"

"We think he mispelt exorcist. Hired someone in exercise instead."

"Exorcists are all phoney, anyway! And PTs are only slightly less phoney, so make sure you do your research and get someone that actually knows what they're doing before you commit, kids." Danny says, pointing down the camera. "That's how I got so jacked."

Both Sam and Tucker share a look before bursting into even more laughter. With a soft smack on his arm, Sam can't help but tease, "Please, you're 5'4" and look like you'd break your arm if you ever picked up a ream of paper. No wonder your sales are so low."

"Wow, that's so rude. I can't believe you'd do me like that. I'm 5'4 and a half, thank you."

"That's right, babe, and we love you for it."

Their laughter peters out and the trio slowly pull themselves upright in their chairs, remembering the cameras and the story they're meant to be telling.

"Honestly, thanks to these guys, the past few weeks have been a nightmare."

"Now who's being rude? At least this is one of those fun nightmares that you can laugh about later."

"Nope, this is a normal nightmare that everytime you think you've woken up from, you get back to work and see your boss dressed up in a hazmat suit that your parents sent him and realise that actually, maybe the real nightmare was the work colleagues you made along the way."

"Oh. Yeah, that sounds about right, sorry, Danny."

Tucker puts him on the shoulder and stays silent for a grand total of five seconds before turning back to the camera with an ecstatic grin on his face and a deep breath.

"Anyway, everytime one of us goes into Michael's office, we sneak something off his desk and blame ghosts. Sam's hidden some speakers in the ceiling that play recordings of her crying on a timer."

"I should have been an actor. I also got some of the warehouse guys in on it, so everytime Michael goes down there they'll throw a box or two around and make some ghostly moans. Didn't even ask why, they just agreed."

Sam's back to looking very proud of herself. Danny's back to cradling his head in his hands.

"Is that why Boxy's been about lately? Guys, seriously? I need to sleep!"

The only answer he gets is a shrug as Tucker turns back to the camera.

"Oh, and I've also installed a script on his computer so that whenever he types the word 'ghosts'—or 'goats', again, he's not really great at typing—his screen starts getting all staticky and closes down. He shrieks everytime, it's so funny!"

"I wonder if he'll go with a different PT to exercise his office next?"

"We should suggest P90X—your office ghost free in three months or your money back!"

Sam and Tucker are both burst into laughter, sinking deeper into their chairs as Danny just shakes his head. It takes a solid minute for the two to calm down, and more than one pointed question from the producer to get them back on track.

"Where's it going? Does it really have to go anywhere? Can't the joy of the bit be destination enough?"

"I wish it would go away," Danny groans, still not lifting his head. "I get enough of ghost hunting in my free time, I don't need it here, too."

"I've changed Danny's employee file to list him as deceased just to see how long it takes Michael to notice."

"Seriously? Tucker, really? That's—"

"Genius, Tuck. And then we can be all: 'Michael, what are you on about? Danny's been dead for three years!' I can't wait to see his face!"

"You guys know that Dwight's going to actually try to end me if he finds out, right? Pretty sure Dad slipped him a Fenton blaster before he left."

"You know what they say," Tucker says, grinning directly down the camera, "'Gaslight, Ghost them, Get pranked, boss!'"

#danny phantom #danny phantom crossover #dpxthe office #fuck you andy #this was so funny #was going to go with the classic stapler in the jello prank #and just keep it small #but what can i say the spirit of pranking just overtook me and i became a vessel in this dumb little ficlet #thank you for the suggestion!! it was very fun ^^ #i knew i wouldn't be sticking to five sentences but like damn. i didn't even try #didn't even get close with this one smh #this is mainly just dialogue and i don't apologise for that. love dialogue

[firelordhotman]

“disability isnt a competition or something you have to Prove is Bad Enough to deserve being taken seriously” and “some people are objectively more or less disabled in certain areas than you are and that isnt an attack on you” are two concepts that yall absolutely MUST allow to coexist. im so tired

#ablebodied nds im staring at you. #fucking hate it here #we can support everyone being fuckin Valid or whatever the hell yall care about #while also not acting like severely disabled people are Attacking you just for speaking about their experiences #this is coming from someone moderately disabled both physically and mentally #nobodys gonna get anywhere until we can all internalize this #cpunk #disability #andy talks #1k #5k #10k #hall of fame

[creaman]

Peacocking noun [u]

1. Ostentatious dress or behaviour employed by a man in an attempt to impress women.

… or another man.

#obnoxiously fashionable ego andy #also didn’t label it but the left eye of the mask has a small question mark tail #edward nygma #what you think he wouldn’t wear this? fuck you this is my design I make the rules #edward nashton #the riddler #riddler #batman rogue redesign #character design #riddler design #fanart #zero year riddler #gotham riddler #digital illustration #creaman #vinegarclown #glitter suit inspired by his one fit in gotham #vclownverse

[axolotlclown]

Ok, none of you know what's going on. None of you understand why so many women and young streamers are stepping forward right now. None of you understand why this has to be public.

Multiple large streamers have used their fame, influence, and money to manipulate and abuse those they see as below them. So long as they continue to have fame, influence, and money, this cycle will not end.

This is bigger than just individual cases of sexual assault or other abuse. This is a break down of a much larger problem within the entertainment industry.

These women are telling stories about very powerful men in this space. They are sharing stories of abuse and manipulation. This is very scary for them—it could ruin their careers or lives.

Stop saying "they should have handled this privately." This isn't a private matter. So long as these men have power, they will hurt more women. They aren't sorry. They won't play fair.

By trying to stay silent and bury these accusations, you are ensuring these women never know peace. You are ensuring that more women get hurt.

One day your boss will assault you, and all the men in your life will blame you for waiting as long as you did to speak about it. They will find any reason to blame you. They don't want to get rid of your boss. They hope that one day, they can assault a woman just like you.

This is fucking serious. This is real life. This isn't just some fucking fandom drama that we can bury and move on from. These are real life issues that require real meaningful discussion.

Stop trying to discredit these women just because your streamer is in trouble. You are part of the fucking problem.

#and if youre still confused as to what the problem is #i have a million posts about it already #im so sick of hearing this dumbass take #if you dont have anything productive to add to the conversation #then shut the fuck up #my god #this shit is real #yall are going to get jobs and go to bars and realize how fucking real this shit is #thoughts of dante #fuck it #ill tag everyone #shubble #wilbur soot #caitibugzz #caiti #georgenotfound #gnf #dream #dreamwastaken #andi #punz #wisp #kit wisp #illumina #am i missing anyone? #i think thats it #oh #sapnap #hell be relevant here in a minute #anyway

[andi-o-geyser]

babe hey babe wake up. babe. babe they got them. they got the barriers. babe listen to me they have the toothpick barriers. the fucking toothpick barriers.

#its the fucking barriers babe you dont UNDERSTAND #theyre TOOTHPICKS #its THE KILL BOX #AAAAAAA #critical role #tlovm #tlovm spoilers #the legend of vox machina #vox machina #cr #critrole #vm #lovm #the kill box #cr1 #legend of vox machina #andis thought geyser

[avephelis]

piss family arthouse gift exchange for @bandy-andy PEACE AND LOVE and a smidgen of angst ON PLANET EARTH

also other versions because my ass couldnt decide on the shading ermm. we ball.

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp philza #qsmp missa #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #pissa #deathduo #avepharts #mcytblr arthouse gift exchange #andy dont evict me from arthouse challenge andy let this appease you as landlord challenge please please pl #i dont think ive ever posted my chayanne or tallulah designs here actually i hope people like them. beetles to me. #also i had to load tumblr in like 5 different browsers its fucking shitting itself

[stabknives]

Ok i have to talk about how Andrew seems. How do i put this. Hornier? For Ashley, than Ashley is for him- which i find both extremely funny and narratively fascinating. Also how Ashley views sex as transactional let's go:

Ashley is obsessed with Andrew, that's obvious, blah blah we don't even need to get into it; but when the topic of sex arises, we mostly only see her pursue it as a means to an end. She suggests that she may be able to escape the apartment through a pregnancy, or procure money through acting as a call girl whilst in the motel. 

Each time, it's Andrew who expresses disdain and stops her from going through with what would otherwise be a rather clinical approach to sex on her end. Ashley puts very little stock in the worth of sex, and seems to border on completely uninterested in it. 

Even with Andrew, she internally suggests it matters very little to her. She could take or leave sex with him, so long as he stays around. But Andrew is far more keen on sex and sexual practices; he's apparently (decently) popular with woman and is self described as "not celibate", much to Ashley's chagrin.

When Andrew brings up sex, it's never tactically, like Ashley. When he asks his girlfriend to put up her hair, or bitterly refuses to allow Ashley a sexual partner- even when it would benefit them both AND wouldn't bother her at all- it's just. So telling. So. Indicative of SOMETHING about him. He's the one that's always touching her, and how deeply red he flushes after the dream sequence is insane... And! The way he has an internal space in his mind dedicated to Ashley HARASSING one of his ex's, furious over the fact that she can't give him the sex he so clearly enjoys. Is. We'll say 'hilarious', instead of 'pitiful'.

#the coffin of andy and leyley #stabtxt #gravecest #(ashley voice) you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[the-tombstones-were-waiting]

so heard the new fall out boy song…

and i am very sane and normal about it

#i’m literally going insane #i’m literally gonna cry #i missed them so much #if you told me this was like folie a deux i’d believe you #and i am gonna scream about it #thank you joe trohman thank you so fucking much #fall out boy #fob #love from the other side #pete wentz #joe trohman #patrick stump #andy hurley #so much (for) stardust #1k

[andytheaspec]

Inspired by the brownie discussion (using that term liberally) at @fuck-you-showerthoughts

#andys tangents #brownies #brownie #baking #polls #fuck-you-showerthoughts

[adanceofdeathandrichez]

In 2013 MCR was sacrificed for the return of Fall out boy and ten years later Fall out boy returns again and P!ATD is sacrificed for the greater good

#panic! at the disco #fuck you Brendon Urie #no more tarnishing panics name with your horrible music #fall out boy #my chemical omance #mcr #fob #gerard way #mikey way #ray toro #frank iero #patrick stump #pete wentz #andy hurley #joe trohman #pop punk

[paigesplatforms]

btw skipping triggering scenes in your favourite shows/movies doesn’t make you less of a fan. there are still scenes in multiple of my favourite shows that i cannot/have never watched, but i still love those shows with all of my heart.

whether it triggers past experiences and trauma, your fears, your sensory issues, your migraines, or it just gives you really bad second hand embarrassment. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SKIPS SCENES IN YOUR FAVOURITE MEDIA

#i feel incredibly passionate about this #i’m building a note in my phone of all the time stamps of the scenes i skip #this is a direct call out of all initiation scenes #fuck those guys #incredibly unnecessary and painful to watch #i’m looking at you #young royals #i have never watched that scene bc i know what happens #so why would i watch it #other media with scenes i usually skip include; #control z #everything everywhere all at once #andi mack #shameless #degrassi #pretty little liars #doctor who #the it crowd #stranger things #and probably more #daisy originals #community #favourites #the 100

[katabay]

trains :)

this is a very rough and scribbly comic, but sometimes that's all a comic is going to end up being lmao. the guy with the jacket is darren, glasses is andy. not featured, andy's dead brother who nevertheless insists on haunting the subtext

the main thing I wanted to draw was the train tho

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app

#darren and andy's brother were best friends and darren was there when andy's brother died #and made a very normal promise to always look out for andy. unfortunately. it's a little. hmmmm. suffocating! a decade later! #not that darren's been looking after andy for ten years. they were on opposite ends of a fictional planet #but in the way that andy's in love with darren and would be fine with dramatic declarations of 'i have to keep you safe' if they were #not attached to his dead brother. like. if that's the only reason he gets to hear words like that he would like to Not Hear Them thanks! #also andy is an extremely dangerous person in his own right so it's also like. hmm. hmmmmm. #it's messy. the death of andy's brother defined darren in a kind of way so the prospect of having to re define himself #without the absence of andy's brother to shape that is Unpleasant to think about #thankfully they're both going to be stuck on this fucking train for a significant amount of time! for my enjoyment!!! its train time baby! #long post #komiks tag #original tag

[patrickstumpsbbg]

New Member???

#my chemical romance #gerard way #frank iero #mikey way #ray toro #i brought you my bullets you brought me your love #three cheers for sweet revenge #welcome to the black parade #danger days #emo #hatsune miku #mikey fucking way #andy-mp4k #so long and goodnight #when i was a young boy

[andi-o-geyser]

comedy gold at its finest

#goooooddddddddd i've been on a tumblr cleanse for over a week i feel like im stepping back into a chaos terrarium or smtng #queue my beloved you have been holding up my entire blog on your back thank you for your service #been binging adventuring party in post-travel quarantine and this moment is still too fucking funny to me #d20 #dimension 20 #neverafter #adventuring party #ally beardsley #brian murphy #lou wilson #siobhan thompson #zac oyama #emily axford #d20 cast #dropout #andis thought geyser

[thedroloisms]

actually so fascinating to me to see the difference in reaction in this fandom. the same people who were perfectly content to spread leaked information without the consent of the victim in previous situations playing coy and claiming that any speculation (not accusations, not harassment, not attempts to deplatform) into the identity of the person in question is inherently unethical and disrespectful to the victim. the same people who had shamelessly talked about the need to spread about information sourced from third party actors with personal agendas, who had explicitly gathered the information in question for bad faith purposes, in order to demand answers from a man who wasn't even the target of said allegations now preaching about how awful it is for people to use publicly available, easily accesible information to come to personal conclusions about a content creator in order to then make the decision whether or not to support him. i know that this fandom was a very different place in january 2022 but i highly doubt that time is the only thing that influenced the difference in people's reactions here, tbh.

#sorry for immediately essay andying in some of the most harrowing ways but #people are really giving shubble's ex more grace than they did for a certain other content creator #in a situation where 1) there was publicly available reason to think that the conversation being had was triggering to him #and 2) the accusations levied at a /completely different person/ didn't inherently imply that he had Any Fucking Clue #that said person did things wrong. and it literally would have been more reasonable to believe that he didn't know anything #as is often the case . with situations like these. #but you know don't speculate :) don't you dare bring up [name] becaus doing so is disrespectful :]

[badnewswhatsleft]

03 saturday mv - commentary (pete)

#fall out boy #pete wentz #patrick stump #andy hurley #joe trohman #this one is sweet you can hear how fond he is of patrick and saturday. maybe even a lil ..................... melancholy #recording these commentaries in 2009 (im assuming??) i know that's fucked up. i know it was fucked up regardless #1:43 ''that's a great shot of patrick right there fixing his tie'' pete... #2:59 ''i guess patrick is me....'' PETE....... #time capsule #on film #bndv1dvd