#genie answers

[yandere-wishes]

GIRL I LAUGHED AT WORK WHEN I SAW THAT YANDERE PAUL X READER X YANDERE FYED- RUATHA THING 😭😭😭 nah if you wrote it I’d literally bust out laughing CUZ IMAGINE A DRUGGED UP SPICED OUT WHITE BOY WHO SEES THE FUTURE WITH A HORNY ASS BALD MAN AND THEY CHASE YOU… LIKE LITERALLY. It’s such a funny picture in my mind

I literally fell over laughing at this!!! NO CAUSE IT IS SO TRUE!! NOW I HAVE TO INCLUDE A CHASE SCENE TOO. 🤣🤣

I plan to see Dune part 2 with my friends when I go back to Canada so…Stay tuned!! There's going to be a lot of posts for this drugged white boy and bald horny tattoed dude.

Side note If anyone wants to send in ideas for the Paul x reader x Feyd, please do!!

#dune #dune part 2 #dune movie #paul atreides #feyd rautha #paul atreides x reader #feyd x reader #feyd rautha x reader #yandere #yandere x reader #yancore #yandere x you #yandere aesthetic #genie answers #anon asks

[fredwkong]

My friends would all describe me as having a type A personality, and not gonna lie I think its true. Sometimes I wish I could just be a bit less type A. Always thought it would be nice to have the mindset of some of the hockey bros who live in the apartment across from me. They're always so carefree, but I just can't get myself to relax. Guess I wish I could have their mindset.

A sexy, bro-type genie in a stringer tank and baller shorts bursts through your door without knocking. Behind him, you can hear your hockey bro neighbours playing a loud game of beer pong. He takes in your perfectly organised living room and you, staring at him from your seat at the dining table. You’ve been creating your perfectly organised day planner for the year.

“Hell nah, brah!” the genie shouts, and tosses you a can of beer with a lurid lamp logo on it. Somehow, your skinny arm shoots out and catches it. “Drink up, dude!”

You crack the can and chug it before you can have a second thought. It tastes surprisingly good, and you give a huge belch as you crush the can on your beer-stained table. You wipe a hand through your scruff to catch any extra drops.

Why are you still wearing a shirt? And it’s so fuckin’ small, too. With a flex of your thick pecs and huge biceps, the buttons all pop off and the sleeves shred at the seams. Your pants feel way too tight, so you strip out of them as well, leaving you palming the bulge in your briefs and looking around your messy apartment for something to do.

You decide you may as well try some new levels in your favourite video game. You grab another beer from the fridge and toss yourself onto the couch. If the game doesn’t grab you, you can always switch to porn and see if some of your sexy neighbours want to join you for a circlejerk.

Another wish fulfilled.

Got a wish you need twisted? Send an ask! Remember to say “I wish” so the genie hears exactly what you’re wishing for.

#male transformation #mental change #answered ask #muscle tf #male tf #reality change #dumber tf #broification #wish granted #genie #all fwkong

[sciderman]

Demanding more lisp

posts in which it is imperative that wade be read with a fruity obnoxious little gay lisp:

#ask-spiderpool #she's a LETHSBIAN harold. #hoh-moh-SECKS-ssuals... #i love wade intentionally having the most ridiculous pronunciation in the world for certain words. #penetration... penatracione... pen-ah-TRRAh-see-oh-neh #it's very important you roll the Rs... #your erectioné in this directioné... #i hate this man and his mouth. #i have such a vivid and stupid voice for wade wilson that lives in my head and i hear him so clearly #and im just like so. so upset that i can't manifest this voice and have all of you hear it #he has the MOST stupid way of talking ever and i so want to animate to it. #it's something like robin william's genie from aladdin. an animator's delight. he's so. so theatric. all the time. #and he's constantly changing and shifting accents and impressions and mannerisms. #just whatever he can to make the delivery as funny as possible. #he has this universally ambigious accent all the time. and he's so. so good at accents. #he's just totally brilliant at mimicry. you should hear his peter parker impression. it's perfect. he nails it. peter is so mad about it. #he absolutely can answer the phone as peter and nobody is the wiser. #if he dons peter's tights nobody would discern from voice alone. they'd only be able to tell by the different body types.

[rwac96]

Does Pyrrha send pictures of herself and Jaune having fun in the after party to her rivals? Like a stamp that she is best girl.

(previous post)

Weiss: *exhales* "She did..."

Bleiss: *far away* "THAT BITCH!!"

*Bleiss knocks over random objects, then throws a plate against the wall*

Weiss: "It's been Hell here."

Noel: *blue-eyed* "Strangulation...Cremation...Disembowelment..."

Neptune: "WEISS! She's doing that thing again!"

Shallot: "SLAP! HER!"

Neptune: "I'm not slapping a doe-eyed, cute angel like Noel!"

Tifa: "...I'm seriously failing what Weiss sees in you."

Neptune: "Can ya not--!?" *gets pushed by Noel, letting out a 'manly' scream*

Horologium: *has Lucy inside his compartment* " 'I'm not coming out until you guys calm Noel down,' she screams in distress."

Noel: "Immolation...Evisceration...Flaying..." *gets slapped by Shallot*

Korra: *holding Ryuko back* "How about helping us out here?!"

Jessica: *holding Satsuki back using her ring, with Shantae, who's in elephant form again* "Seriously?! You two get right back to fighting each other?!"

Shantae: *groaning, using her porcine nostril* "C'mon, knock it off!"

Ryuko: *struggling* "TAKE THAT BACK! I AIN'T IMMATURE!!"

Satsuki: *struggling* "THEN RETRACT YOUR 'BUSHY-BROWS' REMARK!"

Weiss: "...I need an aspirin."

#answer #answers #answered #answer post #writblr #crossover #crossover au #crossover shitpost #avatar: the legend of korra #blazblue #dc universe #dragon ball #fairy tail #final fantasy vii #kill la kill #rwby #shantae half genie hero #weiss schnee #neptune vasilias #noel vermillion #shallot #tifa lockhart #lucy heartfilia #horologium #jessica cruz #ryuko matoi #satsuki kiryuin #shantae #bleiss schnee #bleiss gele

[lotusquil]

I just read your confession and I gotta say, that's rough and I can feel your pain.

As for the doodle requests... Shang Jr x Jordan from Descendants?

Here ya go anon! Hope you like it!

#descendants #disney #digital art #fanart #ask box #answered asks #li shang jr #li shang #mulan #Jordan #genie #art #my art

[changeling-rin]

What to expect if Lore is your genie? (Make a wish, Servo+)

He grants all your wishes, in almost the way you meant them, but definitely in the most ridiculous way possible. He's not out to cause harm, or to be malicious, but he's absolutely going to be chaotic about it. Wishing for a million bucks inevitably spawns a herd of a million male deer, but each with a single dollar stuck to their antlers. They're all tame enough to let you take the dollar off but like. That's a lot of deer that you own now. Where are you going to keep them???

#Changeling Answers #DL Questions #Servo #Lore #Lore as a genie #if Robin Williams' Genie was a benign chaos entity #Genie!Lore definitely laughs at all his own jokes

[candlecoo]

I just had an idea for the half-genie au. I AFO turned himself into a genie without restriction centuries ago, OFA obtained immortality to try and stop AFO and has been training heroes to capture (since you can’t really kill a genie) and defeat AFO for centuries with All Might finally doing it a few years before Izuku birth, and OFA is actually Hisahsi and wasn’t a deadbeat dad who left Inko because of selfish reason, but because he was trying to find the best place to hide/dispose-of the lamp.

Afo had been posing as a human for centuries to collect relics and magical artifacts to gain power, he had hundreds of identities all held no meaning to the genie.

that is until he inexplicably fell in love with one Inko Shimura. after that his search held more meaning than a grab at power. he longed to find a way to break the binds on him as a genie and spend forever with his lovely wife.

however on the fateful day that a band of heroes led by All Might trapped him in that cursed lamp, they assumed that he had killed a scholar named Hisashi Midoriya. they gathered as much from the belongings left behind. what they failed to account for was that Afo actually was the famed scholar Hisashi Midoriya.

the heroes send his belongings to his wife Inko and stated that he was dead or missing in action at least.

somehow the cursed lamp he was now entrapped in was also shuffled in with the belongings.

some time later Inko would rub that lamp and he would bless her with the child she had always longed for, even if it was in a less then conventual way...

#the half genie warrior! au #candle answers #ask the candle #bnha au #bnha #bnha headcannons #digital art #my art #art #fanart #bnha afo #bnha art

[poorly-drawn-puppet-history]

hey devil!! what do you think about that genie guy you worked with?

"THE GENIE? HE WAS GREAT TO WORK WITH, I'D DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT! MORTALS CAN'T RESIST THAT THREE WISHES SHIT." "I JUST WISH HE'D BEEN ABLE TO GIVE ME THOSE PUPPET SOULS!!! NOW I'VE GOTTA WORK FOR 'EM!"

#puppet history #ask answered #anonymous #the genie #watcher fanart #watcher entertainment #shaniacs come get yalls juice? idk if its That good but yeah heres ya boy

[crispycreambacon]

Yazrin! The Yazter (can I call you that?), are you a woman, a muppet, a very womanly muppet or a muppet of a woman??

Please don't kill my friend for wishing for a man pickle and then doing evil with it.

Have a nice day!!

Yazrin: I don't mind being called Yatzer! But uhm...

Yazrin: Ohhh! Can we watch it together?

Connie: Of course!

(One hour and 43 minutes later...)

Yazrin: By the way, tell your friend to count their days

...Until their birthday! Eyyy!

Connie: Nice save there.

Yazrin: I'm not inciting violence onto someone just for stacking donuts on a pickle. Who do you think I am?

Connie: ...A muppet of a gal? :3

Yazrin on the brink of tears: ♪ If I'm a man, that makes me a muppet of a man...... ♪

Connie: ♪ A muppet of a man ♪

#They spent the rest of the day quoting stuff from the Muppets #It was a fun time! :D #Your friend needs to answer for their crimes though. with a BIRTHDAY CAKE EYYYYYYY– #the genie #the professor #yazrin #puppet history #watcher #watcher entertainment #the muppets 2011 #art #sketches #doodles #chris p fried art #chris p fried answers #yazrin answers

[lxgentlefolkcomic]

I'd like to congratulate Jonathan on (finally) making his first friend on his own! Griffin seems like a fine fellow.

#ask #lxgf #in which i continue to answer perfectly sweet anon asks in the most chaotic possible fashion like some sort of genie #lxgf jonathan harker #lxgf ashley griffin #lxgf henry jekyll #lxgf bonus content #shitposting

[yandere-wishes]

Yandere superstar got me drooling. Just picturing him forcing darling in a director’s chair with a ridiculous feather boa

OMG, that was actually a plot point I was thinking of pursuing!! I wanted the yandere to ultimately decide that the reader should be the drictor and give her free range of the story, as another way of proving his devotion. Unltimatly I decided it gave off too much Neuvillaet x Furina vibes (my FAV ship BTW) and felt people might not like it.

But can you imagine the yandere prepping you to become the best director? Making you read and research all the greatest directors of the world and incorporate their artistic souls into yourself?? How he'd want you to micromanage each scene so you understand that sometimes he has no choice but to kiss his co-stars and flirt with them. Either to get into character or because the movie demands it!! I'm just imagining darling dressed to the 9s in glittery clothing and an over-the-top neon purple feather bae and one of those old hats with a feather in it XD

Have I ever told you guys my DREAM is to become a director or the lead writer for a movie? Like if I could write/direct something for Marvel, Star Wars/Transformers my life would be complete!!

#yandere #yandere x reader #yancore #yandere x you #twisted wonderland #yandere aesthetic #genshin impact #star wars #yandere twisted wonderland #yandere superstar #yandere rockstar #yandere actor #male yandere #writing tips #writing ritual #‧₊˚🖇️writing ritual #anon asks #genie answers #ask box series

[fredwkong]

Hey! I was told you could help with my problem. I am not generally sexually active, but I really want to be! I wish I could be one of those slutty himbo fuckboys.

The genie bursts into your house in a flurry of rainbow-print tank top and low-rise cutoff jeans. “Okay, we have, like, loads of work to do, but just listen to me and you’ll be fine.” An unfamiliar spark of lust curls through your belly at the sight of his perfect dark face.

At first, it doesn’t seem like very much changes. The genie changes up your gym schedule, adding an extra leg/glute day. He coaches you on how to flirt with guys—eyefucking, sexy smirks, giggling no matter what they say—and sends you out to practice at the local gay bars. He takes you out shopping to get loads of skimpy new clothes, giving you plenty of compliments so you feel sexy in every single outfit.

It isn’t until he leans in to kiss you one night and you arch into his touch just like he taught you that you realise: this is the first night in weeks that you haven’t either fucked or been fucked. Your balls feel overwhelmingly full because you usually cum at least four times a day now. As you fill the genie’s ass with a massive load a few minutes later, you’re already planning the outfit you’ll wear to the club. You need to drop at least two more loads before the place closes, or you’ll end up on the street corner until some daddy picks you up. It's basically a biological need for a himbo slut like you've become.

Another wish fulfilled.

Got a wish you need twisted? Send an ask! Remember to say “I wish” so the genie hears exactly what you’re wishing for.

#male transformation #mental change #answered ask #muscle tf #male tf #dumber tf #himbofication #wish granted #genie #all fwkong

[strawberrystepmom]

who’s that big strong man?? it’s gojo satoru! kendy’s number one loverboy!!

you mean it???

#how do u always find the most LUSCIOUS pics of him u are a wizard a magician a genie #answered

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

Okay, with the magma mephit I could get people choosing it because it doesn’t necessarily have a “touch it and you get fire damage” trait, but fire elementals literally burn everything they touch. You would need magic or fire immunity to even survive smashing it and it probably wouldn’t be much smashing since it is literally just fire.

Flame Elemental has 34.2% smash, Hill Giant 36.9%, they're decently close in rankings. But I gotta admit I primarily thought it was for the meme or new experience? I actually don't get this one personally. Maybe I'm too exhausted to think, its been a hell of a week and I had to flip my sleep schedule for the holidays. But like. Is it the attitude? extreme temperature play? The unique experience?

#answers #not tournament #Um...it is because the fire elemental has appeal right? #People aren't just saying they'd rather shove thier genitals in an open fire? #I normally wouldn't question it but like #The genies were some of the most smashed and fish folk did fine #but the fat fish genie was the only pass #The giants did great and all the “person but taller or an extra feature” did very well #except the fat one #If the elemental does well or even wins because people love the fire elemental that's great! #but there IS a trend that makes me a little nervous. help me out here.

[wolfdragon88]

Tempting me with a Genie Silver that can make every wish come true is bold of you-

/Mun speaks : not every wish and Silver won't hesitate to screw up your wish if you deserve it. And if you're tempted I won't mind doing a rp with you./

#question #answer #askblog #lost silver #roleplay #genie silver

[candlecoo]

Thank you for that insight! Although I still wanna know about more about the other things I mentioned in the half genie au. Does hisashi ever find his "grave", does All Might really think he did the right thing, and does Hisashi still have access to Genie powers?

I also imagine that Izuku might want to break the lamp sealing curse so Hisashi and Inko can properly be together.

All Might absolutely believes he did the right thing, the genie Afo had unbelievable power but was selfish in All Might's mind for hoarding his abilities and allowing the innocent to die when he could've stopped it. What's more evil than indifference? or at least to All Might defender of the weak!

Afo/Hisashi still has access to his powers but its limited in what he can do now without a wish being granted.

and Izuku has tried simply breaking the lamp but its too powerful and cannot simply be broken by force, which is one reason he's leaving home to become more powerful.

and yes he does find his grave.

#the half genie warrior! au #candle answers #ask the candle #bnha au #bnha #bnha headcannons #digital art #my art #art #fanart #bnha art #bnha afo