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screeching-bunny · 1 year

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Yandere! Jock Hcs

Warnings: Obsessive Behavior, Yandere Thoughts, Bad Writing, Stalking, Possessive Behavior, Reader is Referred as ‘You’

🌟 Yandere! Jock who unlike most stereotypes is really kind and hates bullies with a passion.

🌟 Yandere! Jock is the definition of a himbo. He’s 6’5 and extremely jacked.

🌟 Yandere! Jock has three brain cells and he spends them all on loving you.

🌟 Yandere! Jock who first meets you in elementary school where you steal his juice box. Back then, he notices how cute you are and makes sure to bring a juice box everyday just for you!

🌟 Yandere! Jock has been slowly becoming more and more obsessed with you. He wants to monopolize your attention and have you all to himself.

🌟 Yandere! Jock who refuses to play in any of his games unless you give him a kiss for good luck. Who can blame him though he just does so much better with them.

🌟 Yandere! Jock who kisses you and carries you after ever game he wins.

🌟 Yandere! Jock who frequently gets yelled at by the coach for looking at you during practice. Honestly who would have been kicked off by now if he wasn’t their star player.

🌟 Yandere! Jock is 100% the type of person to shoot a basketball and say “This one’s for you” and then completely miss.

🌟 Yandere! Jock gets jealous of both guys and girls around you. What someone tries to steal you away when you're not with him?

🌟 Yandere! Jock always has to touch you in some way shape or form. Whether it be an arm around the shoulder or the waist he has to be touching you. Man’s love language is physical touch.

🌟 Yandere! Jock who once took an IQ test with his dog and it was revealed that his dog was smarter than him. His friend suspect that he was dropped on the head as a baby because there is just no way—

🌟 Yandere! Jock who has a section in his room just for you whenever you come over to his house. Wherever he is he always makes sure to have a space for you.

🌟 Yandere! Jock values your opinion more than anything and if you state that you don’t like something then he’s getting rid of it without question. Besides his yandere tendencies, those are staying no matter what.

🌟 Yandere! Jock stalks you everytime he gets the chance to. He enjoys watching you go about life and do your thing.

⭐️ Yandere! Jock who reads your diary every time you invite him over. It his weekly ritual to read your diary he looks forward to it all week.

🌟 Yandere! Jock is willing to cancel all his plans and ditch his friends if you ever text him saying you want to hang out. You take top priority in his heart.

🌟 Yandere! Jock radiates golden retriever energy and kind of looks like one when he smiles

🌟 Yandere! Jock is the biggest simp you’ll ever meet in your life. Worships and kisses the ground that you walk on.

🌟 Yandere! Jock who always partners up with you when there are group projects. Can’t have anyone else taking his baby’s time.

🌟 Yandere! Jock is really dumb but knows how to fight. Ever since the age of 10 he’s been able to box and is good at it. Can easily throw anyone to the ground and knock them out.

🌟 Yandere! Jock only started boxing because you once commented that a boxer on T.V was hot.

🌟 Yandere! Jock who never has to worry about anyone approaching you while he’s around because of ‘scary dog privileges’

🌟 Yandere! Jock is a softy at heart but is willing to smack a bitch when he needs to.

🌟 Yandere! Jock who doesn’t understand the meaning of personal space. No seriously, do you know what it means because he has an English test next period and could really use your help.

🌟 Yandere! Jock who only got into college because of a scholarship. There is absolutely no way that he is getting into college the normal way with his IQ.

🌟 Yandere! Jock loves eating out with you. He makes sure to make it a weekly thing and he pays for everything. Food and you, what could be better than that? Absolutely nothing.

🌟 Yandere! Jock loves everything about you. To him you have absolutely no flaws and just perfect.

🌟 Yandere! Jock hates misogynistic comments and likes it when you wear the clothes that you like. If anyone says otherwise he’s taking that on a personal level and fighting.

🌟 Yandere! Jock who feels his heart explode whenever you wear his varsity jacket. You look so good with it on.

🌟 Yandere! Jock does not think of his actions when doing them. He likes living life on the edge like that I guess.

🌟 Yandere! Jock is the type to flip a coin to make a decision for him. The amount of times you will hear a coin flip during a test is just unbearable.

🌟 Yandere! Jock who comforts you when your friends start to be strangely distant from you. Oh Well at least you’ll always have him by your side.

Pt.2

#yandere x you #yandere x y/n #yandere jock #yandere scenarios #yandere headcanons #yandere imagines #yandere #male yandere #yandere x darling #yandere x reader #yandere oc #gn reader

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skellys-selfships · 1 year

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i've got a new crush and need to feed the fellow shark simps-

Chazwick Thurman x Reader relationship hc's (suggestive themes etc)

• Chaz is definitely the first one to make a move on you, he's not subtle about his feelings even if he tried to be

• PDA is his THING, he's gonna let everyone know that you're his, he's not letting go of your hand, he'll be kissing your forehead, cheeks, and hands at any chance he gets, sometimes reaching around to give your rear a playful slap

• he has zero shame, sometimes he'll be at your door in the dead of night in attempts to "serenade" you.....with the most sexually charged songs he could think of. the entire neighborhood hears it. good luck :)

• his lack of shame + undefeatable confidence rubs off on you in ways you never knew you needed

• don't be too hard yourself, you're his babe and he wouldn't choose less than perfect

• he's extremely funny and loud, what most see as obnoxious, makes you right at home with your own immature sense of humor, let loose, he enjoys it

• if you're goth?? if you're good at video games? he's DEFINITELY showing you off to all his social media followers because that's a win in his book, he goes nuts for the goths

• please let him win if you ever play video games with him, he's an ugly crier

• he takes fucking hours styling his hair every morning, he takes his hair very seriously

• he really wants to style your hair, especially if yours is longer or messy, he really could've been a hairdresser....

• he cannot fathom ever shutting up and really appreciates your patience, not that he openly says it, but he shows his appreciation in different ways ;) if you can keep up with how much he talks, he feels very special

• it's hard for him to take NO for an answer and is a massive baby if you deny him anything but quite frankly, it's adorable

• he's not the brightest bulb so be understanding he doesn't really pick up on big words or more technical things

• he really loves taking you out, especially to clubs and movies

• his biggest weakness is praise, if you compliment his hair or his tail in any way, he's all over you in an instant

• his tail is where he likes to cuddle with you the most after your guys' "fun time", his tail is strong and very smooth, wrapping it around you and holding you close becomes normal behavior quite quickly

• he snores and talks in his sleep a lot. A REAL LOT, but most of what he says is about you

• he hypes up how sexy his "battle scars" a lot but in reality he hates his scars, it means a lot when you reassure him that they look hot, or you kiss the scar on his face

• he assigns you MANY nicknames, the usual cutesy petnames and some....many could cringe at

• 1000% the type of man to call you his little "discord kitten" 💀💀💀

• he unashamedly will send you tik toks of him dancing to really cheesy love songs

• if he sees you wearing his clothes he's instantly all worked up, you look great in his clothes

• you may touch his hair.....but don't mess it up, if you do he pouts like a lost puppy

• he sings you all your favorite songs any time he has the chance

• don't call your parents in the same room as him, he'll walk up behind you and start making the loudest sexual noises right near the phone and burst out laughing his ass off

• he praises you from beginning to end, you're his pride and he sees the two of you as unstoppable

• his attention span his short, if you're trying to include him in your interests and he zones out, he's not uninterested at all, he just loses focus easily

• he cries really loud and messy at any kinda sad part of any movie you guys watch together, even if it's cheesy

• he buys you so many gifts, cute clothes especially, he loves spoiling his babe

• he has his moments of trying to be romantic but usually interrupts it with a really bad one liner

enjoy shark lovers <3 i'm trying to get back into writing and this himbo is FUELING ME

#me writing #chazwick thurman #Helluva Boss #HB #hb chaz x reader #Chazwick Thurman x reader #Helluva Boss x reader #X reader #headcanons #Helluva Boss Chaz

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gachastranjr · 2 years

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SPOILERS Kazuha Story Quest and Heizou Hangout

Warning: Spoilers. Suprisingly, no swearing found.

Kazuha rerun is here. With a Klee rerun and Heizou... Looks like I'm gonna be going to Sumeru with no primogems. Good luck for everyone else pulling.

For the Kazuha quest, I simp for Kazuha anyway so I loved how the combat was solo trial Kazuha for the most part. I enjoyed the quest. Though it lacked something for me, I still loved the cutscene and the story. I love how it ties to Kazuha's family legacy.

Also, I was thrown off by the talking sword which is odd considering the other stuff we find in Teyvat. I don’t know why but I just never expected it to be literally a character on the quest. And yes, I will be using that sword on Kazuha for aesthetic purposes and I will be now building him as a DPS. Not yet sure if I am only joking or actually serious.

As for Heizou's Hangout, I have decided that it is my favorite. Loved the sneaking around Sangonomiya, putting my one braincell to use during the Ryuuji case, and of course, its always pleasant to see Itto being his himbo self. I enjoyed it a lot.

Also, Heizou is very charming. I love his voice so much. Watching Heizou be smart and do his detective work while also be playful and mischievous is so nice. It feels just right for his character. I love him already despite the lack of his presence in my character archive.

#genshin impact #genshin spoilers #genshin kazuha #genshin traveler #genshin heizou #heizou fitting in just right in the anemo family #manifesting kazuha constellations

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malyen0retsev · 2 years

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Askdkdjjd I love your refusal to pretend you give a shit about Eddie more than the other characters because hard same but also I've seen a lot of people worried about him but a looooooot of people are worried about Steve, I think since Eddie is the new shiny thing and this show doesn't really have male simp material because most of them are kids and then there's hopper whom I adore but the teens are not gonna simp for a 50 year old man but also Steve from what I've seen is still THE ultimate fave, that "protect Steve" billboard did not help anyone lmao bc are they fucking with us or!?????

I simply do not have the energy to be concerned about TWO white himbos, I would rather direct double the good luck vibes at Steve than split it between him and Eddie, I cannot even pretend to care KSBDKSKSKS (on a serious note, I think Steve is surviving this season and all those billboards are just a marketing ploy to play into fandom panic, but Eddie is absolutely going down). Jonathan still exists to simp over for your white teen boy needs, direct your energy at saving the best big brother in the world and the best babysitter in the world, and let Eddie die, good day

#MUCH LOVE TO U ANON U GET ME #asks #anon #stranger things

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huntingingoodwill · 4 months

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Ok another thing about gator being a himbo

I saw some gifs of him using a vape😭😭and if that’s not some himbo shit

Like come on bro you’re a man in uniform why can’t you smoke cigs like a normal person and be all cool and mysterious

VAPING LOOKS SO DUMB 🫠🫠🫠

SMOKE SOME CAMELS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND CHANNEL EVEN A FRACTION OF HOW COOL JOE CAMEL IS

this better not be me foreshadowing my new obsession being joe fucking camel 💀 just when I thought I couldn’t possibly get more fucked in the head

Besides that I’m just giving you a heads up as I’m finally finishing up my last few things to submit before I can enjoy my winter break I will be sending hella asks to update you on so many things (that long awaited simp list 👀)

-😊💕

HELP i literally say this all the time like smoke a cig dude 😭 i was at a party and the guys in front of me on the dancefloor had vapes with light-up screens and they were shooting nervous glances at the bouncers to make sure they weren’t being caught like for the sake of your dignity please smoke a cigarette you look so lame rn 😭

im also sick of guys blowing their watermelon smoke in my face at concerts in the pit like im inches away from your face take your wii remote somewhere else wjjahahah

gator and kurt kunkle are exempt from my wrath bc they’re loserboys and i can fix them ❤️

i had to google joe camel but okay slay humanoid cig smoking camel i get it

omg yay good luck with your last few assignments ❤️ im waiting for the list patiently.

#asks

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captain-alex-grayson · 1 year

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So I've finally played DND again for the first time in a while.

So let me tell you about Impulse, my ranger. Minors Do Not Interact, NSFW (18+), it's nothing crazy but there are themes mentioned that are not suitable for minors. CW: body hair (idk if that needs a warning), mentioned blow job, death (it's dnd guys), destroying a family.

My boi is half elven half human. His mother was an elven woman and left the fey wild to be with Impulse's father.

Impulse doesn't know what kind of rizz his father had to get his mother to leave the fey wild but he hopes he inherited some of it.

HIMBO. This man is a Himbo™. He will do the stupidest shit sometimes and would not mind dismantling the local government.

He's bi, but only simps for women specifically on Wednesdays. If he didn't he'd have 3 baby mommas and several very scorned queer men chasing his ass.

I gave him bright blue hair as his natural hair. In the campaign my friend made however the natural blue is not possible so it's said Impulse has been cursed. Only the hair on his head and one singular pube (bc I can't act my age) have been turned blue per his request of whoever cursed him.

Bitch pale. I'm pale so Impulse is too.

He's 5ft 8in tall (roughly 172cm). I'm like 5ft 2in (roughly 157cm) so I don't typically make my characters very tall.

Impulse is chaotic neutral. Stab him, he stabs you. Stab his friends, he stabs you. Talk shit about his bestie, get murdered. You make a plan? Too bad, he has the Cloak of Arachnida. Fuck you, he's Spider-Man.

He's best friends with a Kobold NPC named Brobold. Brobold gave Impulse his first shiny, because he knows that Impulse likes rocks. Impulse covets this because he knows how important a kobold's first shiny is. Divine beings save whoever tries to steal/touch this item.

Impulse framed a father of 5 for a crime that Impulse very much committed. The single orc father was imprisoned and his 5 orc children are either dead or hunting for Impulse. They're not having much luck though because he is not currently in the material plane.

He will fuck your father

He probably has fucked your father

Kept bringing dead animals home to his parents while growing up. They hated that shit and don't know where or how he learned to hunt.

His first boyfriend betrayed him and his previous partner before the apocalypse was murdered. After her death he spent time fucking around and finding out. So desensitized.

He likes to do the DMC5 Devil Trigger meme dance. Sometimes he does it while following his party or NPCs.

He met his party bc the, at the time, Shadow fell member saw him dancing outside a bakery at 12am. He failed his performance check.

He met his party in a town that was entirely made of mimics.

Often fails when it matters but not when it's dire.

He met them mid campaign and has nearly died in almost every major battle they've had.

Recently made a deal with a dragur. The dragur offered to buy a really good mages staff for 20,000 gp, Impulse convinced him to raise his price. The dragur said he would but only if he could give Impulse head. Impulse agreed for an extra 3,000 gp.

He did reverse prostitution. However he got 23,000 gp and while he feels a little gross he knows deep down that the degenerate within him is proud of the fuckery.

He and the dragur did not leave the main area of the feast the dragurs and main party were having so this was v much a pubic thing.

Dragur rolled high performance check lmao. Impulse rolled a relatively high constitution saving through. This entire session was a trip and a half.

He ironically enough has the favor of a god. Which is funny bc he does not have an aligned faith.

He recently got a pet Saber Tooth Tiger. His name is Diego, it is in fact an Ice Age reference.

I wrote a note about a "funny nature sword" part of Impulse's soul is in it. When wielded Diego is constantly there.

He almost died but the DM was like "I don't want this dude's last memory to be sloppy toppy with a dragur". I was totally ready to accept my boi's fate.

#me #dungeons and dragons #my characters

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just-placebo-estate-things · 9 months

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Tag Yourself (Placebo Edition)

Vee:

Pure condensed anxiety

Could kill you but would cry the entire time

Spent his childhood as a bridge troll

Damours:

Said “no” to society

Comes out of the shadows to help you like a mythical guide

Lowkey protective

Caunter:

Pyromaniac

Fidget 100

Crime as a bonding experience

Maynet:

Evil robin hood

“Do Not Perceive Me”

Has mastered the poker face

Ferrieres:

Survives on a steady diet of gossip

Horse Girl™

Collects figurines

Montaigu:

Would sell you to Satan for one corn chip

Sexuality: money

Hates everyone except for like one person

Wissant:

Mom-shaped

Could 360 noscope you no problem

Small body big voice

Tournebut:

Stable interests? I don’t even know her

Gets a crush and immediately regresses to being a flustered schoolgirl

Trying her best

Emory:

GPS implanted directly in brain

Biology nerd

Pigs are good

Margas:

Mad online, mad offline, mad all the time

Oops all repression

Will kill for you without hesitation if he likes you

Fairfax:

Not a fan of nature

Punches extremists

Politely asked the grim reaper to leave him alone and it worked

Montgomery:

God simp

Gullible

Awkward™

Reynauld:

Holy dad

Attempts to be the sensible one

Reliable when not engaging in Rat Behavior

Guyot:

Himbo

Works out to get good at hugging

Doesn’t like fish

Corneilles:

Has just completely given up and is mad about it

Saw god

Brooding as a hobby

Rosebud:

Judging you

Egotism as a coping mechanism

Goes by his nickname only

Gaveston:

Calculated chaos

Supplies the cursed knowledge

Made one (1) mistake years ago and will never forgive himself

Siggy:

Be gay do crimes

Here to make things worse

Dead inside and outside but still kicking somehow

Bertie:

Hopeless romantic

Writing a fix-it fic for life

Probably on an FBI watchlist and not just for her search history

Carnet:

Capitalism

Names everything she comes across

Pestering as a love language

Marches:

Can only express one (1) emotion per lunar cycle

Screwed up so bad that ghosts had to stage an intervention

Reluctant mom friend

Verdun:

Looks like she could kill you and would 100% kill you

Must be the best or she’ll just die

Has a husband but is also married to the grind

Lynom:

In a constant state of “fight me”

Living in denial

Strongk

Dismas:

MVP dad friend

Killed god

Tired but also a chaos enabler

Piquiri:

If looks could kill you’d be dead

Earned 1st place in having trust issues

Bad luck magnet

Corbiere:

Fancy street tricks go brrrrrr

Raccoon energy

Kisses the homies

Venois:

No talk

Hates excessive loud noise

Loves his dog more than he loves most people

Loges:

Is the law

Beware of dog

“I can fix him”

Mauroaurd:

The sane one

Pampers his dog 24/7

Doesn’t like alcohol

Warci:

Does it for the bit

Loves his wife

Is your dad now

Pip:

Personified trauma

Music god

Needs a hug but will also stab you if you get near him

Nesdin:

Catboy

He protecc he attacc

Cannot heely away from the feelies (but he does try)

Marchmain:

Big boy. Buff

The one responsible member in the group project

He forgor :(

Marci:

Riddle Hour Is Every Hour

Everyone’s chill cryptid uncle

Vibing

Merteberge:

Philosophical

Has come to terms with the inevitability of death

Youngest in the group but is somehow the leader

Fontemai:

Did a Leeroy Jenkins once

Physically fought his demons

Funny accent

Noyers:

Grandpa vibes

DIY king

Doesn’t like war

Perci:

Hyper strict

“Get off my lawn!!!”

Job is life

Bosanquet:

Stays up all night reading

Mommy issues

Smarter than you

Montfort:

Is brother

Edgy loner

Art as a coping mechanism

Fribois:

TIME FOR TEA TIME FOR TEA

Token extravert

Cottagecore gay

Lucy:

Gifted kid syndrome

Will kill you if you don’t vaccinate

Necrophilia pog

Malv:

Group baby

Just wants to be taken seriously

Keeps having to watch everyone she loves die

Lilie:

Old(?)

Likes being carried around

Who is she

Bele:

Monsterhecker

Only in charge because she’s the oldest

Had a rebellious phase (and may still be having it)

Ville:

Religion bad

Sweet and shy but will start swinging without hesitation

Listens when you vent

Pasquier:

Will feed all you heckers

Beautiful cinnamon roll to good for this world, too pure

Immediately knows when things are sus

BONUS:

Cheney:

Fuzzy

Firm believer in the power of friendship

Chivalry died with him

Riebou:

Group brain cell

Gives scoldings (affectionate)

Pigs are bad

Odette:

Got tired of waiting for her husband to return from war

Plant whisperer

Do no harm take no crap

Edith:

Daddy issues extraordinaire

Social skills replaced with street smarts

Learning the hard way that life is so painfully complicated

Thelma:

Whore

Milf

Tells you exactly what she thinks

#heiress post #I aint tagging everyone haahhaha #anyway is this meme dead #if it is idc I've had this sitting in my drafts for a long time #heck I've had this around before this sideblog started

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saffronwritings · 3 years

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Songbird A Self-Indulgent Self-Insert Trickster Fanfiction

You are a survivor who liked to cause your other teammates strife. You had a goal to befriend all of the killer’s in the Fog. This has caused you to get sacrificed, mori’d, and the target of being scolded for throwing matches by other survivors. However, this never stopped your antics out in the trials. You were sucessful for a handful of Killers, and not so much with others. What will happen when you try to befriend the Fog’s newest killer - The Trickster.

A/N: This is probably the least accurate representation of the Trickster. A lot of people portray him as a yandere who’s mean and I don’t vibe with that kind of relationship portrayal. This is also probably solely self-indulgent but I wanted to at least share it if people wanted to see a himbo SIMP of Trickster. Also, I wrote this by shifting that the Resident Evil Chapter came out before the All-Kill Chapter. Simply because I really enjoy Leon and I know we would be very good friends. Again, I wrote this out of first-person so you could read it as an x reader. But again this was purely self-indulgent but I wanted to share lol.

Part One - Songbird

Word Count: 1.9k

A sigh left your lips as you had plopped down on the log next to the campfire next to Quentin and Steve. Steve had let out a chuckle by your exasperated state from the last match you were in. Quentin had raised an eyebrow at the two of you in confusion, being he was lucky enough to not have joined the two of you at Autohaven. Steve had wiggled his eyebrows at you before you softly pushed him away from you. “Saffron had a bit of a rough time in the last match.” Steve pushed on, informing the very confused Quentin. A scoff came from Jake who was resting a good distance from the rest of you. “An understatement,” Jake said before pushing himself up to put more distance between the three of you. “Oof. What did you do to piss off Jake this time?” Quentin asked.

“We went up against Frank.” You muttered, wincing when you went to stretch out your sore muscles. Quentin let out a low mocking whistle, knowing how much the leader of the Legion hated you. No matter what you tried, the angry teenager wanted nothing to do with you or your offerings. The next thing you were going to try was to persuade Bill to let you take one of his packs of cigarettes for you to have handy for next time. “He tunneled me for almost the entire match. No matter how many times I looped him or hid from him he somehow kept finding me and tunneled me.” You groaned. “Jake must have loved that, considering how you always make a bunch of noise,” Quentin mentioned, looking over at the annoyed loner boy.

“He wasn’t even hit once by that twat so I don’t know why his panties were in such a twist. He, Meg, and Steve all got out fine. I was the only one who got hooked and sacrificed. If anything, that was the most productive match for them because they all were able to focus on gens since Frank was very determined to make me suffer alone.” You scoffed, pulling out your emergency medical supplies to apply a soothing salve to hopefully ease the pain while the entity would slowly heal you over time.

Zarina rushed past the three of you over to Jane, exclaiming something about rumors there was going to be a new killer. This made you perk up immediately in your seat. Before Steve could groan about your new antics you felt the familiar pull towards the darkness, which was the way of the Entity telling you that it was time for another match. “Already? Are you kidding?” You yelled out to the sky in frustration. Sometimes you felt like the entity was picking on you for trying to have some sort of fun in its fucked up world. “Another match, already?” Quentin asked, and you nodded your head. “Well good luck and try not to die or piss off the killer.” Steve smiled at you.

“I will.” You stuck your tongue out at him and let yourself succumb to the darkness.

…

You had regained your consciousness on Lampkin Lane, the realm of none of the famous Michael Myers. If you were feeling particularly up for chaos, sometimes you played with Michael. He left you alone if you showed you weren’t going to be a menace to him the entire match. However, you had run-ins with him when he was in bad moods. Immediately spotting Nea, you waved at her, and off you went to your favorite spot in this realm - the basement. You were surprised the other survivors hadn’t picked up on how easy this spot was for repairing gens and grabbing items. The entity almost always put a chest down here, or even there were sometimes totems you could cleanse before going on your merry way. It was rare that the killers checked down here, so you were able to repair your generator in peace.

You hadn’t heard any definitive evidence on who the killer was at this point. No chainsaws, no screeches from the nurse, and thankfully no guns. However, from how quiet it was, you were nervous that it could be Michael like you had thought of earlier. It also could have been Ghostface but nine times out of ten, he just liked to scare you and tease you for it before stalking off to another survivor. That was until you felt your heart rate pick up, letting you know the killer was nearby.

Thinking quickly on your feet, you walked very quickly over to one of the lockers and hid in it. Another survivor had come down the stairs, groaning in pain. It was someone you hadn’t recognized, a girl with short silver hair. She looked snooty and carried herself with a certain presence even when she was clearly injured. She was spitting venomous words to her pursuer, muttering stuff to herself as she looped around to the other side of the basement that you couldn't see in your current hiding spot. Down the stairs came her pursuer, in a long gold coat that flowed behind him effortlessly like a cape.

Your breath hitched in your throat, as he turned to look for his prey. He had matching silver hair that was slicked back against his head. His eyes were a mesmerizing deep gold and his smile was sending your heart rate through the roof. The killer was absolutely stunning and you wanted to reveal yourself to him. You had snapped out of it before you had actually left the locker. He put his baseball bat down and reached into his pocket to grab what looked to be throwing knives.

You turned your head and noticed that they were lining the locker, just like the Huntress’ hatchets. “Stay away from me, haven’t you had enough!” The female screeched, throwing the pallet down in desperate attempts to put distance between the two of them. A laugh left the killer’s beautiful lips and it was melodic and sent your head spinning. You could hear the new survivor groaning and screaming as it sounded like she was getting hit repeatedly with something. The knives. She ran past your hiding spot and before you could even intervene, the last knife hit her dead in the back and she went crashing down. More laughter left the killer's lips as he quickly picked her up, throwing her easily over his shoulder, and made his exit. Not even a few seconds later you hear the survivors' loud scream, meaning that he had her strung on a hook.

When you were sure you were out of his terror radius, you left the locker quietly. Completely forgetting about the generator that was close to completion, you headed up the stairs to go help the survivor off the hook. However, before you could get to her, Leon had already gotten her off the hook. “Saffron! Over here, we’ll heal her up on the second floor of this house.” Leon said, nodding his head towards the house next to where you were previously.

Silently you followed him and once he was sure we were in the clear, he tossed you some gauze and the two of you got to work patching up the new survivor. “What’s your name?” Leon asked with a smile that helped calm the girl. “Yun-Jin Lee.” She muttered, sucking in a breath when you dabbed some antiseptic onto her back where some of the knives had hurt her. “I’m Leon, it’s nice to meet you. This is Saffron, she's a friend of mine. You’re in good hands.” He said, making her nod her head. However, before we could finish healing her up, we felt the terror radius closing in. “Shit!” Yun-jin cursed in panic.

However, before either of them could do anything, you stood up quickly. “Leon, stay here and finish taking care of her,” you said, and before he could protest, you had vaulted over the window we were nearby, alerting the killer of where you were. Already you could feel Leon panicking at your antics, knowing you were putting yourself in danger to save your fellow survivors. You could feel that the killer was getting closer and thinking quickly on your feet, you had rushed away from the house where Yun-jin was being healed. Vaulting over various things to bring as much attention to yourself as possible, humming loudly to keep you on track.

For a moment you thought you had lost him before a knife went whirling past your ear, sticking into the fence in front of you. You whirled around to see that the killer was still chasing you and a smile spread across your face. The two of you made eye contact and you swore he slowed down a bit. You quickly pulled out your headphones and popped them in your ears and double-clicked the button on them to start your running music. You pointed at him and then curled your finger to indicate for him to chase you. As if perfect timing, Boss Bitch by Doja Cat came on.

While you were sure the entity was trying to punish you sometimes, you also were sure it had a sense of humor when it came to putting on your running music. However, before you started running you could have sworn you heard a growl leave the killer's throat. God that was hot. “Yeah, ain't tryna be cool like you, wobblin' around in your high-heeled shoes. I'm clumsy, made friends with the floor - Two for one, you know a bitch buy four.” You sang as you made your run around with the killer. Avoiding the swings of his bat and dancing around pallets to the beat of your music.

You hadn’t managed to avoid all of his attacks, he did get a few knife hits in. A smile was still plastered on your face nonetheless as you danced around and strung the killer around the map while your teammates worked on their objective of getting those generators running. You had also continued to sing songs that came on while you were running.

The last-gen had popped and you knew your time with the new killer was going to be over soon and that made your smile fade a bit. You popped out one of your headphones from your ear, leaving the other playing to keep your momentum going as you run. “Say, what’s your name hotshot?” You shouted, looking behind you to see his eyes still trailed on you. Although they had narrowed at your question, unsure if he should tell you or not. You turned back around to see that one of the exit gates had been opened and saw Yun-jin and Leon standing there looking for the other survivors. When Leon spotted you his eyes widened and he waved you over. “PIGGYBACK” you shouted to him. Your legs were screaming from running the killer all match.

“Ji-woon Hak.” Shouted from behind you, catching your attention so fast almost making you stop running. He had just told you his name, and it almost looked like he was smiling at you. “Are you going to tell me your name, Songbird?” As the two of you approached the exit gate. Leon was hunched over ready to let you jump onto his back, which you did, and looked back at the killer. “I'm a bitch, I'm a boss. I'm a bitch and a boss, I'ma shine like a gloss!” You whooped as Leon and Yun-Jin ran off to the end of the exit gate, assuring you were all safe.

You turned back to see that the Killer had stood at the exit gate, appalled at what just happened. However, in a split second, you almost saw a grin spread across his face. As he watched you turn around and whoop with your friends, a smile indeed spread across his face. “Until next time, songbird.”

#trickster #self indulgent fic #self indulgent fluff #trickster x reader #trickster x self #trickster x self insert #self insert fic #self insert fanfiction #dbd x reader #dbd x self insert #dbd self insert #dbd selfinsert #ji woon hak #ji woon hak x reader

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spongebob-connoisseur · 2 years

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stupid question but who in the cast would be a tumblr sexyman

Sorry this is an old ask, I'm sorry I kept you waiting for so long. I did initially respond but tumblr deleted my original answer for some reason.

Anyways I'm redoing it. I know this is referencing the MildBobbySauce post about who would be tumblr sexymen. I largely agree with that list. So instead of repeating. I'm just gonna explain why.

**this is a joke btw

Mr. Krabs - I've already seen too many people being 📯 for Mr. Krabs. Gruffy dilf who's been in the navy. Y'all are nasty but respect😤

Plankton - both the musical and the tv show, even the voice actor somehow. A lot of people LOVE Plankton. Its the deep voice and rage and charisma paired with a good heaping of tragedy. A good combination. His musical counterpart is good looking. His voice actor has a lot of fangirls amongst the SB fandom. This is all no coincidence.

Squidward - both the musical and the show. If SB came out today I just KNOW Squidward would instantly become a tumblr sexyman. Tall, lanky, nasally voice. I can see his human counterpart being drawn with an oblong face and longer nose. Idk that's usually the stuff you see reoccurring in the most generic male tumbkr sexymen. Squidward's features would instantly be woobified into the most stereotypical sexyman imaginable. Minus the suit.

But that aside, he's snarky and sarcastic. He's aloof and disinterested. He's a snooty artist type. Come on. I know all the signs. Also his musical counterpart was *chefs kiss*

I actually had a bit of a crush on his musical counterpart 👉👈 like waaaay back when I was 16🤢

The Flying Dutchman - he's a ghost pirate. Ghost pirate dilf man. Idk I know some people who really like him, I wish them all good luck. I simply enjoy the chaos he brings along with him into any episode.

Dutchman's sea monster date - I wrote a list about tumblr sexymen so I know what to write here. This one wasn't on the list but I had to add her. Monsterfuckers gonna LOVE this one. She's so powerful she gets to on this list.

Charlton Hawkfish - you cannot google this character without fanart of him shirtless coming up.

Perch Perkins - I'm surprised he doesn't have more fangirls, suit, voice, generally decent looking lolllll. Nah I'm kidding but he's a blank slate. All you need is some insane person to project and create fanart for him and I can see this ball rolling into a cult.

That being said there were mega simps for him when the musical came out. Of course why not?

Spongebob - the musical one had lots of simps because Ethan Slater. but I can see the main series one also having simps. People would go crazy for the squidward/spongebob dynamic if it came out. Goofy optimist and bitter pessimist is a natural combination.

But to be fair, I think he'd be more the tumblr precious bean. Cinnamon roll boy. Too pure for this world UwU.

Larry - I'd say he's a himbo but compared to other residence of bikini bottom, he actually has brain cells. I'm not sure if its because everyone else is just incredibly stupid, it makes Larry seem smarter by comparison. Anyways he still got the strong and sweet part down. Go crazy.

King Neptune - both og and movie. Og version is built like a Greek god. Good luck. Movie version is a dilf.

Squilliam - idk snarky rich boy. Someone's gotta like him.

Master Udon - hehehehehe I added him here because I know someone who would LOVE this dude. I can already imagine. He's built like her favorite type. So he went on the list for that reason. I think she'd hate me if I told her xD but there must be other girlies or dudes or simps who'd be the same.

Manray - there's a lot of simps for Manray already. Sometimes he's a little too detailed physically in some episodes. Like in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III and the tickle belt.

Young mermaid man and barnacle boy - nearly forgot these guys. They're jacked. In the comics they get more development and I can imagine it becoming a thing. Now old mermaid man and barnacle boy. Seek help.

The dirty bubble - tbh I've seen someone on here draw the dirty bubble in lingerie. Idk tf was going on there but good luck.

Gale Gobbler - suit, eccentric, insane. He'd use the weather as pickup lines. Someone can roll with that. I'm sure.

Don Grouper - he's gross. Falls into ugly sexyman but if Pearl likes him then I know some nastyass motherfucker here would like him too.

Fred - voiced by Doug Lawrence lolllll also he had his own episode. He's very sweet, loves his big buff nurse gf.

Norton - he's adorable. Especially in the recent seasons where you get to know more about him. He's so likable. He just wants to make friends and he's pretty enthusastic. I know some people were upset how he became nicer in the later seasons because they liked mean he was in the earlier seasons but lol who cares.

Though if someone was truly insane enough, they too can make him into a sexyman.

Incidental 70 - he's got a cult already. Who's to say a good portion of that cult doesn't have fangirls? I'm leaving that out there for ya.

Stanley Squarepants - despite the fact that the Stanley Squarepants episode being not that good. Stanley still remains well liked. I like him too even despite how frustrating the actual episode was. He had potential.

But that's not why he's here. He's here because this dude seems to have a lot of fics and fanart and selfshippers attached to him. I think they like the quiet, timid, shy nature Stanley has. He hasn't much confidence in himself which props up the fan girl/simp mentality "I can fix him"

Slappy - my favorite boy! You know I couldn't forget about him :) he's ugly and weird. But he's got the tumblr sexyman suit and bowtie (can't forget the bowtie! Classic sexyman trait) also if the creepypastas could get fangirls, if SALADFINGERS could get fangirls then why not Slapzo?🥺

Also other peter parodies on here get some love like Yetch and the others. Slappy is the same flavor as them so he deserves some bitches too😌

Though I think I'd die if someone made a human form and completely tumblr sexyfied him. I'd projectile vomit blood. I just know it. He should look like Hans Beckert or bust😤

Anyways here ya go. This shouldn't have taken so long tumblr is just super buggy for me. Everytime this gets deleted I lose motivation to try to answer all over again. With this happening so frequently, you'd think I'd learn to write it out on the notes app then copy and paste it here. But that takes planning 👀 which ruins my flow.

Hope you enjoy because I'm gonna go throw up my dinner now👍

#Ask #This gets deleted so often because its gods way of telling me not to write this stupid shit #Cursing #spongebob #spongebob squarepants #the spongebob connoisseur #sb #spongebon squarepants #spongebob meme

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where-is-my-beheading-ceremony · 3 years

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Aaaaa headcannons!

Claytro edition! (purely based on my personal thoughts)

(note: feel free to enjoy, but if this ship is not something you are interested reading about then I totally understand, have fun scrolling the Nexo Knights tags! ❤️)

-Clay is the only one that has actually managed to touch Jestro's hair, but it was a lot shorter when they were still kids

-These two have regular sleepovers since after Jestro started training to be a royal Jester, they couldn't be roommates anymore

-Yes they were roommates for a few years and Merlok would read them bedtime stories

-Jestro gets cold in his sleep often so Clay would sleep with them to help them feel warmer along with the pile of 3 blankets

-The two also sleep together whenever they feel bad (had a nightmare, stressed, emotional). Less so as adults though since now they barely ever sleep

-Surprisingly, Jestro doesn't fear the cold too much. He doesn't enjoy it more so because of the memories of cold winters in the streets and not because of how cold he's feeling right now.

-Jestro and Clay treated each other with colorful bandages as kids since Jestro used to bruise easily and Clay would get bruises from training

-Jestro and Clay would occasionally text each other in seasons 1-2, more so when there's some celebration. Both wanted to know how the other is doing, but Jestro was far more reserved in giving out info

-Clay even called him on his birthday and snuck to the lava castle to leave a gift l without anyone knowing.

-Jestro did a similar thing, but he just threw a gift at them in the middle of battle because he didn't want to seem suspicious by gifting it genuinely. Clay still understood it and was very pleased

-They made friendship necklaces for each other back when they first met and wore them the whole time

-Clay was the first one to rip off the friendship necklace. Specifically, stone Clay when he first was woken up and still hadn't yet had the chance to remember his bond with Jestro

-Let's pretend Jestro wasn't hurt for the sake of our hearts since that hurt a l o t.

-Jestro had to be zapped after that emotional ride, so fresh with Mondtrox' magic, he too took it off, but kept both his and Clay's necklaces.

-Not long after, these two grow close together again as a duo

-Stone Clay and Corrupt Jestro was the thing that haunted everyone since they worked together and became terrifyingly good at causing mass destruction

-From the outside it didn't seem like they always got along since Stone Clay had some definite anger issues. Jestro always made sure not to talk to him too much during battles since that's when they're most riled up

-The time after battles between the two is spent well. They just hang out and talk, often plotting because they can and Jestro making fun of the knights, as well as giving Stone Clay more reasons to dislike them

-Both of their memories were iffy at that point, so wherever they remembered, they told each other

- Stone Clay was like Jestro's bodyguard who sometimes did a poor job at being one

-Not a day passed where Stone Clay didn't end up carrying Jestro in his arms

-Absolute power duo

-Honestly could've taken down the kingdom

-There's not much Clay could to to stop Monstrox from zapping Jestro

-The first time, he even made sure Jestro wouldn't move, not knowing what to expect and not realizing Jestro felt things completely differently since we'll, he wasn't stone

-The other times Clay just looked away since he still saw Monstrox as the superior out of everyone

-Jestro absolutely loved Clay's new violent nature and Clay absolutely loved how un-hinged Jestro was. The echo to Jestro's voice could even give his stone body shivers

-Jestro treated Stone Clay exactly how someone would treat their ex after he returned to the Knights

-After Season 4, Jestro looked like he'd need life support from how much of a negative impact Monstrox' magic left on him so Clay would occasionally secretly check up on how he's doing even if he's not supposed to interact with Jestro

-Jestro was absolutely not glad to see Clay because he knew that he woukd be the one to get in trouble for it, not the knight.

Now to something happier again!

-Clay always takes any chance given to him to carry Jestro in his arms

-Jestro takes any chance possible to praise Clay's work

-Clay allows Jestro to paint their nails

-Clay is just an absolute himbo, who only has enough braincells to be a knight and leader

-These two have terrible social skills

-Their first kiss was back in their academy days, on one of their last years

-They were both sort of curious is all. But it didn't change much to their friendship since the two didn't feel like they were quite enough for the other

-They still don't have any spoken relationship.

-It's just been mutual simping for each other since their academy days

-The two would be completely content with never being in a relationship their whole lives

-Which is why they need encouragement from others to actually get a move on with their relationship

-Everyone in the academy thought they were a thing. Every single person. But it wasn't spoken about much since it became the usual thing.

-At the start however, there were many rumors and a lot of gossiping. People were worried for Clay's reputation when he himself didn't even feel worried about it.

-Clay is comically stubborn when it comes to seperating him from Jestro.

-Jestro let's go a lot easier, even if he doesn't want to.

-The amount of times Clay had cornered Jestro with both his arms and thought it was a casual thing to do is ridiculous.

-Jestro learns a lot more when Clay helps him study than when he studies in class

-Surprisingly, both performed a lot better whenever they had a task to do together.

-Since Clay doesn't brag about himself, Jestro makes sure to tell as many great things as possible about Clay. Like he'd tell heroic, almost over the top stories about whatever Clay does to other students

-Clay has definitely used Jestro as a weight for an exercise before

-Jestro seems like a mom whenever something bad happens to Clay. He always takes care of them and scolds them on a caring matter

-The amount of shock the teachers were when Clay had gotten into a fight with other students was definitely something.

-But Jestro definitely understood why Clay acted out. Yes he's a model student, but Clay always has to force himself not to speak out, frustration can build up.

-Jestro only wishes it wasn't because some students went overboard on throwing hurtful words towards Jestro and then later Clay. This happened when they were still quite young

-Jestro would wait for Clay when he had to sit through multiple detentions because of that one event

-Jestro's language is words

-Clay's love language is acts of service

-These two till this day have to hug at least once a week

-Clay only dares to show all of his sides around Jestro and Jestro gladly helps them express their frustrations and such. Clay even feels comfortable enough to openly complain about people that have been getting on his nerves.

-Jestro doesn't understand why Clay treats him almost like a porcelain doll. The knight doesn't even dare to hold his hand too tightly and always waits a second to be sure if he can touch Jestro in any way, like a hug.

-Clay is just very worried of causing even the smallest bits of discomfort to Jestro

-Jestro meanwhile doesn't hesitate for a second and nearly tackle hugs Clay instead of going for the careful approach

-Both often times speak out their minds about each other unintentionally so it would go like

"Clay I could just hold your face and kiss you right now!... Wait-I just couldn't think of a better way to explain my joy for my bestest friend ahahaha, yeah-"

"Jestro I'm, so glad to see you're doing well, I couldn't have handled seeing someone I love hurt by that-...because you're my best friend... Yes!"

-Jestro from the very start was a shameless hoarder of Clay's clothes. Whatever he gave them, he gladly accepted

-Whenever Jestro made something for Clay, Clay would spent half an hour staring at it, afraid to ruin it some way by using the thing gifted to him. Same goes with whatever pastries he gets, he feels almost guilty for eating them

-Clay has a few Plush toys that Jestro got him and Jestro's collection mostly consists of the ones Clay got him

-Jestro hasn't moved out of Knightonia only because Clay gives bear hugs and he absolutely loves them

-If given the chance, Jestro would sacrifice much more than Clay could for him even if it doesn't seem like it

-These two would always play hide and seek in Merlok's library and around the castle even as teens at times

-Both of them encourage each other to be childish when they want to be

-Clay has pulled a Romeo so many times and came to the castle late in the evening just to talk to Jestro through their balcony

-Jestro can actually play violin. He's not perfect, but he definitely knows how to play it. He convinced himself he's bad at it since his bad luck always causes the strings to snap

-Jestro has played violin for Clay whenever they're sick to keep them amused

-Jestro once thought about running away in the academy and Clay was so ready to run with them so Jestro immediately threw that idea aside

-These two are like baby ducklings, they follow each other closely almost all the time

-Clay used to always be the one to say "He asked for no pickles" but after Season 4 and Jestro's absolute disappointment in the kingdom and it's people, he became the one to say "he asked for no pickles"

-Clay is glad that after season 4, Jestro started paying almost no mind to how people of Knightonia view him, but it makes him a bit worried even. Especially when Jestro just uses the people's own feelings towards him for his own advantage:

Shop keeper: YOU! Came here to steal all my baked goods, burn the place to the ground???

Jestro:... yes.

Shop keeper: what-

Jestro: I just said yes. Now can I get some of those caramel croissants.

Shop keeper now worried for their life: o-oh! Here! They're on the house!!!!

Jestro coming out of the bakery: Here Clay, I got us some of those fresh baked ones!

Clay:...was it on the house again?

Jestro:...mmm...yes?

Clay lightly sighing and going in to pay for it.

-Jestro feels sour enough towards Merlok that after season 4, he feels the need to protect Clay from whatever they might say and makes sure there isn't anything they decided to keep secret from them

Last, but not least:

-no matter what happens in their lives, these two will always find a way to keep close to each other, even if it takes time. Couple or not, they're soulmates that will never move on from each other. Inseparable by fate itself.

#nexo knights #jestro #legonexoknights #clay moorington #lego nexo knights #nexo knights jestro #Claytro #I love them #Love at it's purest

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elysianslove · 3 years

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🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

I CAME RUNNING I HEARD DILF BOKUTO???

DILF HIMBO BOKUTO???

SIR 💍💍💍

Still fit but not as defined anymore. SOFTEST HUGS. His laugh got deeper somehow. He lets his natural grow out more but trims it to keep it the same length.

CAN RAIL YOU INTO NEXT MONTH

but can be soft and intimate too but we’re trying to be horny here, clearly.

This man is fucking built and he’s packing too

This man has literal and metaphorical Big Dick Energy. Thick as well as long.

It hurts when you take it but it feels so fucking good

You feel full

To the point you can’t speak cause you think you can feel him in your throat

His stamina hasn’t fallen at all. If anything, it got higher so good luck.

Clearly I am a HUGE simp for specifically Dilf!Bokuto. Have a good night Sal, I’ll leave you with this brain rot I have constantly ✌️😙

-🐼

HBWJDND THIS FUELED SOMETHING IN ME SOMETHING SOEMTBING IDK WHAT IT IS BUT ITS SOMETHING LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO

#asks #— vip <3 🐼#sal’s thirst tag <3

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mrs-dynamight · 3 years

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My Bokuto Koutaro HC

NSFW bellow cut, I just had this on my mind constantly aaand sorry in advance.

GN pronouns and an ocational binary term.

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- Dates with him definitely are the best, he loves trying new things, so be prepared for a lot of unusual things around the city.

-He is ADHD in person, buuut he writes down important things about you in his phone notes like: "They like fluffy puppies and is afraid of heights" "Favourite colour: Deep Blue" "Alergic to nuts DO NOT NUTS OR THEY'LL DIE!!""

-Before you started dating he practiced asking you out A LOT with poor Akaashi (bless his soul)

-He is one of the biggests Simps ever, you'll be his lockscreen, he would have a special ringtone for your calls/messages, everyone meeting him for the first time knows your name in about half a minute, he just can't stop talking about you, he loves you too much.

-Matching bracelets/tattos is definitely a thing.

-He wears something yours to every match, it's his good luck charm.

-His train of tought is so weird that he asks weird questions out of nowhere, and then he’ll have to explain to you that at first he was thinking about why is meat so tasty and ended up asking if pineapples had feelings.

-He is a simple man, he likes meat, volleyball and being loved, so he’ll be euphoric if you reasure him that you love him ever 5 minutes.

-PDA is HIS thing, he would love to just kiss you out of nowhere and holding your hand.

NOOOW

-This man is an ass man, you can't convince me otherwise, you can't bend without him thanking to every deity for this amazing gift, it doesn't matter if its a big one, toned one, muscular one, itty bitty one, he would love it.

-This beautiful himbo right here will make you the best pillow princess/prince ever in life, you won't have to move a finger, he's eager to please you.

-Stamina for days, be prepared to have long sessions.

-Your nail marks in his back? He LOVES IT, and if someone of the MSBY say something he would say that he earned them with hard work *wink wink*

-Being quiet? Not an option, this guy will be moaning in your ear the whole time

-His praises are gold, everything you do es the best and he will let you know, praise him back and he will be putty in your hands. Tell him he’s the best, that no one can please you like he does and he’ll be cumming way too quickly (don’t worry he will make it out for you)

-You want it rough? He will give it to you, but be warned this man is built like a greek god, those muscles aren't only for his killer spike, a spank from this man will leave a mark for a whole week

-He has a degree in eating you out, he makes magic between your thights

-Aftercare is inmaculate, and there is always sweet snacks for you, especially after a rough session. Kisses and cuddles are so intimate and precious, you won’t be able to leave bed in hours either because of how tired you are or because Bokutos arms are the best place in the world.

I'm a big Bokuto simp, I really love the whole Goth Bi & Himbo dynamic. Thanks for reading!!!

#haikyuu #bokuto #bokuto imagines #bokuto hc #haikyu x reader #haikyu imagines #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu headcanons #haikyu hcs #bokuto headcannon #bokuto koutaro

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allhailthesanders · 3 years

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Random JATP Headcannon: Reggie Pep-Talking Julie

Disclaimer: Hey y’all there’s a lotta negative self-talk and body image stuff in this long and chonky puppy (like a dachshund). Am I just simply projecting in this headcannon? Si señores, señoras, y señoritas ...umm chile anyway so... on to the angst and fluff.

Julie is a bad bitch.

And we love that for her. But every bad bitch has a few weaknesses. Like popping balloons or falling for a ghost who died in 1995 or being afraid that you are going to lose everyone you’ve ever cared about. But there are days when Julie’s biggest weakness is her body. Then again Julie loves her body, she loves how her hair curls and how it frames her, and even though it can be a pain in the ass, she loves it. She also loves her smile and the gap between her teeth and how musical her laugh is. She loves how she can pull off a blazer and a dress and how her eyes sparkle in the sun. She loves how clear her skin is and her brows and her height and everything but some days she doesn't. But some days she looks in the mirror and cringes at what she sees.

Ha, it's funny to think that I can pull this off.

I'm too much of this and not enough that.

I don't really love how I look in this.

Maybe I should just change

These thoughts often seem to be swirling around in Julie's brain. But sadly those aren't the worse thoughts she has that award goes to thoughts like:

Luke would never fall for a lifer like you.

and

He’s way too good for you. Maybe you'll have better luck if you're prettier

Julie sighs flattening her crop top grabbing her sides before quickly opting to change into a longer looser shirt. She grabbed her phone from her nightstand shooting a text to Flynn.

Trouble #1💜: hey love! you free rn? i’m having a terrible bbd today and i need a distraction and a hug

Trouble #1💜: and maybe a good cry

Trouble #2💕: aww girlie i would love to but i’m in colorado at my aunt’s wedding reception

Trouble #1💜: oh shit. i’m sry i forgot.

Trouble #1💜: no thoughts head empty only body negativity

Trouble #1💜: how’s the wedding? did stacy cry when your aunt came down the aisle?

Trouble #2💕: don’t worry about it jules. a certain dead ghost boy has haunted your brain cells maybe you can go to him. i’m sure he’ll love the cuddles 😉😉😉

Trouble #2💕: stacy bawled btw but so did aunt hilda and dad pretended that he didn’t, but we all know he loves seeing hilda happy.

Trouble #2💕: it’s so fucking freezing. but the dress was absolutely gorgeous tho

Trouble #1💜: cuuuteee love that for them. well, i have to go guys maybe practice a song or two. but luke was kind of the one who started this. idk i’m just going to try and get through the day so i can rush back to my room and rewatch New Girl or something

Trouble #2💕: WHAT DID THAT BASTARD DO?!?!?!

Trouble #2💕: I WILL COME DOWN FROM COLORADO TO BEAT HIS ASS!!!

Trouble #1💜: He did nothing. I’m just overthinking ya know. Like I’m not worth it. He doesn’t need me. I don’t deserve him

Trouble #2💕: jules i’m going to be real with you. HONESTLY HE DOESN’T DESERVE YOU!!!! but he does look at you like you’re his source of life so don’t let this dead, paler than wonder bread boy hurt you!!! he’s so lucky to have you in his life.

Trouble #2💕: you are a gorgeous girl!!!! stunning. an absolutely beautiful, smart, and amazing person!! everybody lights up when you walk into the room. but you know who lights up the most. mr. boo-berry music man simping cute bright dead eyes looking ass.

Trouble #2💕: but maybe you should talk to alex if you don’t believe me. sadly he seems like the himbo with the most emotional knowledge. so maybe talking to him will help. but promise me you’ll take care of yourself love

Trouble #1💜: I promise. flynn imma just wear a bigger sweatshirt and pretend that i’m okay instead of feeling like I want to wrap myself in a blanket. it’ll be all good. gtg bye love you :)

Trouble #2💕 : THAT’S NOT HEALTHY!!! but please do take care of yourself. i’ll be back soon and i’ll talk to you later💕.

Julie grabs an old Orphuem hoodie that belonged to her mom, slipping it on noticing how she still hasn’t quite grown into it. Walking past her mirror one more time Julie scrunches her nose not appreciating how her tight jeans look on her. In fact, she doesn’t like how her nose looks today.

Fuck I hate when I feel like this. Maybe Flynn is right. I should probably talk to Alex and at least try to avoid Luke. He doesn’t need to see me like this.

Sighing, she makes her way over to the garage. She opens the door only to see Reggie intensely focused on playing the riff he was working on for their new song.

“Is Luke around? I need to snatch up Alex, but I don’t want him to see me and worry,” she asked, starting to giggle when he snapped out of his trace as a small yelp left his lip.

Reggie spotted Julie’s Orpheum hoodie not noticing how much his eyes widened.

Julie cocks her head at the gaping Reginald before realizing he was staring at her hoodie. “It was my mom’s,” Julie whispered as Reggie nodded along, “she used to work there in college. Mom and her best friend, my Tia Maria were waitresses there. But I’m getting distracted, is Alex here? I just really need to talk to him and his dumb emotional availability.”

“Well, it’s Alex and Willie’s 6-month anniversary, so I hope he’s not around here. But he’s like at the beach with Willie being all mushy.”

“Oh wow, they’re so cute together! He’s definitely seemed so happy since he met him,” Julie said, truly proud of her drummer but not completely masking her disappointment of not having anyone to talk to.

“Yeah, he's more free now. Plus it gives me and Luke the opportunity to rag on him on how easily he flushes when Willie teases him. But you don’t need to worry about lover boy or your lover boy,” he says while waggling his eyebrows at her.

Julie sadly laughs trying to hide her face from the boy. As Reggie seemingly oblivious continued “Luke is at his parents. He’s been going more often trying to find sneaky ways to leave his song. Some unpublished songs Julie. He has never done anything like that since you went to his parent’s house with him. The closure is cathartic for him,” he whispered, putting down his bass. “He loves seeing his mom’s face light up when she finds another song. But you seem down Julie, what’s wrong?”

“Oh it’s nothing Reggie don’t worry about it,” Reggie cocks an eyebrow at her with a concerned look on his face. Julie looked away sighing, putting on her hood before continuing on, “I’m just a little under the weather and just needed someone to talk to, but it’s fine. I’ll be fine. I will be fine in a few hours. But don’t worry, and please don’t tell Luke.”

“Well Julie you can talk to me,” Reggie pauses puts down his bass putting his hands behind his head, legs cross, frowning slightly, “Believe it or not I can be a little insightful but seriously Julie you’re like my little sister and I hate to see you like this.”

Reggie taps on the spot on the couch next to him motioning for Julie to sit down.

“I’m not going to force you to tell me anything but if you need someone to talk I here when you are ready,” And with that, Reggie picked up his bass and started to work on what seems like a new song.

Together they sit in this calming silence as Reggie starts to pluck away at this melody taking notes of what chord progressions work and what doesn’t while Julie quietly points at chords. This goes on for about five minutes until Julie finally says something.

“Fine okay you need to promise me that you won’t tell Luke because he’ll try and fix this, and he’ll probably make me feel worse,” Reggie quickly nods before putting his fist out giving her a promise fist bump. Julie wetly laughs at this before taking her hood off, running her hands through her hair.

“You know for years I’ve waked up and then immediately looked in the mirror and some days I loved what I see those days are good. I love how I look and how I feel, and I’m just happy. But some days I don’t... some days I look in the mirror and I just see every single flaw I have, and I just want to hide in my bed and not let anyone see me. Some days I feel like I don’t deserve you or Luke or Alex or Flynn or even my family. I just look into the mirror, and I’m like why would anyone stand to look at me. And you know today is one of those days. When Mami was alive she would call a day like today a BBD. It was a code for bad body day or day when we would just wear matching hoodies, cuddle, and binged movies without telling Dad what was wrong. But he understood, he understood that Mami would take care of it and that she understood what I was going through. We did it so often until she you know... that I don’t know how to tell my dad about it. Like him making me hot chocolate like he used to won’t make going away,” Julie sighed wiping the quickly forming tears from her eyes. Julie turned away from the concerned, so he couldn’t see how close she is to completely breaking down.

Reggie wrap his fettuccine arms around Julie pulling her into a warm hug that smelled like the lemon-lavender bath and body works body wash she bought him for the shower in the garage. The was comforting which led to Julie letting her guard down, shoulders shaking as she heavily sobbed into her undead friend’s shoulder as he rubbed her back. After she was seemingly cried out she looked up at Reggie, who looked wide eyed at her.

“I’m sorry I snotted all over your flannel. God that’s so disgusting. I’m just going to go to bed and just mope and watch Netflix. Thank for being a shoulder I could lean on. I’m sorry that I was just being annoying,” Julie whispered as she tried to wipe away the snot only to make a bigger mess.

"Hey hey hey it's okay Julie I can just wash it or like blame it on ghost ectoplasm. Julie do we leak ectoplasm?"

Julie laughed wetly as Reggie frantically looked to see if he was oozing before realizing that he was getting distracted. She quickly noticed the major shift in demeanor change as he seriously looked at her.

"Julie you are beautiful and I know that you don't feel like that now but you will eventually. And I know that you don't want me to fix you and I won't because I can't. And I know you might want to try to impress Luke with how you look or just think that your looks are all that Luke that think about, but I am his best friend and I know that he would be head over fucking heels gone for you. Even if you look like whatever a Jar-Jar looks like he would see you as the light of his world. He is in love with you and your soul and you deserve that love. But you deserve self love even more. Julie you are not a thing to be looked at then judged. You are a person with feelings and personality and a story, a story to tell. Your body looks the way it does because of all the things you've experienced in life. Julie I know this all may sound meaningless coming from me but you are literally one of the strongest people I know and I know you can through. You will not be less strong if you reach out for help. You might be my favorite Molina but talking to Ray is smarter than you think and he can help. I just hate seeing my sister hurt like this," Reggie said before yelping as he noticed that Julie had started to bawl again.

"Wait Julie no I'm sorry. Was that too much. God I know you said I shouldn't try to fix things. I should've kept my dumb mouth closed and not bring up Ray. I'm sorry Julie don't cry," Reggie rambled nervously rubbing her back

“No no no no Reggie you didn’t say too much. You just shocked me honestly but like in a good way. I mean I can’t say that I will believe everything you said. But thank you Reg. Thank you I am so glad that you are in my life. You’re my favorite Peters and you are much smarter than other people give you credit for,” Julie says laughing at Reggie’s bright smile.

“I mean need them to underestimate me sometimes. But let’s watch something together to at least make your BBD a little better.”

Julie smilies quickly nodding before putting on the first episode of the Mandalorian and snuggling close to the older brother that she never had.

Julie felt okay to say the least for the next couple of weeks her next BBD hit her. Julie sighed pushing herself off the bed looking in the mirror that is covered in encouraging notes from her Dad, Reggie, and Flynn. She sighed about to leave her room to go talk to her Dad again about what was going on before she notice a hoodie on the bed. It was a fleece lined hoodie that was left on her bed folded her bed saying ‘Uke I’m your father’ on it.

Reggie Julie sighed shaking her head smiling as she picked up the little note that was left with it

‘I knew that you said that you and mom had matching hoodies for your BBD’s so here’s one that we can wear together. I mean only if you want to I know it was something you and your mom did so I don’t want to butt in on a tradition. But it could be like a signal that you’re having a BBD. I don’t know it might be stupid but I hope you like it.’

Julie smiles at the slight awkwardness of the note before slipping on the hoodie

A/N: HEY IT’S ME AGAIN WITH THE ANGST FOR THE SECOND TIME IN LESS THAN A WEEK!!! Idk what it is but every time I write something for this fandom it turns into angst. Am I sadist? Ehhh wouldn’t be surprised but idk I think I went through something writing this lol. Also I’m sorry if some the dialouge is cringe I’m tired and I really wanted to post befire I got distracted. Anyway please let me know if you want to be added to my taglist down below by either replying to this post, reblogging this post, or sending me an ask! I would appreciate reblogs and feedback because I love reading your guy's comments and tags they seriously make my day!!! but it's fine if you don't want to :)

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