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bagofdo-ritos · 1 year

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“my love for you is a rotten thing.”

“then so be it. let it rot with me forever.”

#drarry #harry potter #draco malfoy #draco fanart #harry potter fanart #draco malfoy fanart #hp fanart #drarry fanart #draco x harry #harry x draco #they’re so cute i love them #harry is whipped

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alltimebibliophile · 6 months

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Draco: I like my men like I like my coffee..

Harry: ……..

Draco (winking at Harry): Hot, strong and first thing in the morning

Harry (Sputtering his coffee): …..

#drarry textpost #drarry #draco x harry #harry/draco #draco is the queen #Harry is a mess #Harry Potter #draco malfoy #draco fuckingmalfoy #draco being the absolute boss #harry is whipped

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rhetorical-conscience · 3 months

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James: We need to talk about your mental health.

Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.

James:

Regulus:

James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-

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orangepajamas · 10 months

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wild west revachol kim kitsuragi has been haunting my dreams

#disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #he would totally wear a poncho #he uses whips and lassos better than guns obvsly #deputy kim kitsuragi #disco elysium au #cowboy au #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #fanart #de #artists on tumblr

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moondustinfj · 8 months

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"No, you won't commit atrocities." *takes his hand* "We will commit atrocities."

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soup-of-the-daisies · 5 months

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harry is sort of the sirius of the golden era though isn’t he. in my head at least. like his home life is shitty, he’s loyal to a fault, he gets basically taken in by his best mate’s parents but does go his own way. he inherits a good amount of gold from his decent family members (his parents and sirius). is spat on by society & the government over something that isn’t even his fault. bit of a bitch. a cheeky little fucker. has light eyes and dark hair. would probably kill for his codependent buds if absolutely necessary. probably also has the gal (and self-imposed guilt) to stay in azkaban for 12 years before escaping on willpower alone.

#the biggest difference is that harry’s just as (if not more) oblivious as james #while sirius is sharper than a whip #sirius would probably recognise the handwriting in the hbp’s potions book if he’d been looking at it in class for the past 6 years #harry and james? nah. they don’t even care #harry james potter #sirius black

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57sfinest · 1 year

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kim is such a funny little guy like he emphasizes how little the rcm salary is when you ask about it (5500 reál annually- 460/mo) but here he is with his nice electronic sports watch and his little instant camera and his fancy revolutionary cosplay for plainclothes and he's living in the GRIH which can't be cheap and he's got his fancy little mnemotechnique notebooks which are like the moleskine of elysium i guess and his fancy little ballpoints that he does NOT want to share with you which i bet is because they cost him like a week of salary. and this is the rcm he's not getting stipends for supplies or watches or housing or probably even the gas for the kineema. poor as fuck but he is going to buy himself his little treats god damn it. if he lived in our world you know he'd be out getting himself a $9 vanilla soy milk half caf dirty chai iced latte every morning on the way to the station and eating instant noodles every night to claw out room in the budget for it

#'kim is a black coffee kind of guy' false he drinks black coffee at work solely for appearance #given the choice he's like the typical iced latte extra caramel sauce 27 pumps of vanilla and whipped cream type of girlie #he won't admit it though. so he drinks it black at work. with one (1) sugar if he's feeling zesty #kim buying himself extremely nice and overpriced notebooks every couple weeks justifying it with 'it's for work'#he will justify any purchase to himself with 'it's for work' wherever possible #which results in insane feats of mental gymnastics. and yes that would include the $9 soy chai lattes #harry is broke bevause he spends r400 a month on booze.#kims budget is r110 kineema gas and mods r150 stationery r150 rent r20 pen ink refills r20 tailoring supplies and r10 food & misc #creature of pride indeed. love you kim #kiwipost #kk meta #kim kitsuragi #harry makes fun of the expensive pens until he writes with one then hes like no yeah this is a nice pen. im sorry for ever doubting you #actually even better if harry thinks its shitty. he'd prefer the cheap dollar store bulk pack 50c plastic ones #kim gets really defensive of his pens too. unreasonably defensive. personal insults may or may not be slung at this point #kim is sooo funny yes sir you are so so normal average sane mundane usual orthodox plain unremarkable spoilsport etc. whatever you say babe

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yendts · 5 months

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@gobstoneswithhector requested scorbus discovering video games so here’s a cozy night of video games in their pjs at the potter’s

#albus is Whipped!!!#captial W #you can’t even see albus’ green wyes with the heart highlight i added #scorpius is endlessly fascinated by muggle things and loves when he goes to the potters cause there’s always something new #one of the first scorbus drawings i was ever proud of was of them playing animal crossing so this feels like a nice call back to that #albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #albus potter #scorbus #harry potter and the cursed child #harry potter #hp #the cursed child #malfoy #potter #the potters

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leonsliga · 25 days

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Mathys Tel, Leon Goretzka, and Harry Kane for Allianz UK 🇬🇧

#ngl it’s always a jumpscare when leon whips out his English skills #even though I know his English is really good #you just never know when it’s coming and I’m never prepared 😂#mathys tel #leon goretzka #harry kane #leon slays the English language #fc bayern #fc bayern munich #fc bayern münchen #fc hollywood #videos

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myjealouseyes · 6 months

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Wolfstar!daughter would definitely steal Harry's clothes, from his quidditch jersey to his hoodies, and he absolutely adores it because she looks great in his clothes.

Absolutely! It’s like she forgets she has her own clothes tbh. He has a drawer in his room of her favorite sweaters and sweats of his to wear <33 every time she asks for one he’s just like “go get one out of your drawer” <33

If she asks for one at Hogwarts he straight up just gives her the one he’s wearing if he has something under it. (Something that makes their friends go 🤨🤨)

#he’s so whipped it’s not even funny.#knock knock knocking on my askbox #trip to anononia #wolfstar!daughter!reader #harry james potter x reader #harry potter x reader #harry potter x wolfstar!daughter #harry james potter x y/n #harry james potter x wolfstar!daughter #wolfstar!daughter

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oldschoolfrp · 10 months

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"Hiding behind two large electronics cabinets are two hissers. One is armed with a vibrodagger, the other with a stun whip." (Harry Quinn, from Paul Reiche III's Gamma World 1e adventure The Albuquerque Starport, TSR, 1981)

#Gamma World #Harry Quinn #hissers #sci fi #postapocalyptic #postapocalypse #The Albuquerque Starport #Paul Reiche III #snakefolk #snakeman #snakemen #stun whip #TSR

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smolalienbee · 1 year

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INLAND EMPIRE - Somewhere out there, perhaps in another timeline - there is a pleasure wheel on a pier in Martinaise.

PERCEPTION - In that same universe, you stand in front of a desk. Looking down, you see a postcard and a photograph, made using a Trigat Sunshine Mini.

EMPATHY - A pleasure wheel and a pleasure of a memory.

ESPRIT DE CORPS - You can feel the lieutenant’s smile in the uneven writing adorning the photograph.

You smile with it.