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smartasshat · 1 year
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I like superhero movies and shows, but they are not perfect. My biggest beef is when a non-superperson flies across the room into a bunch of empty boxes from one punch. The injuries Jeremy Renner sustained are what would have happened to his character in multiple Marvel movies. 
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nicetomeetmew · 1 year
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This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card
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zanephillips · 6 months
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Fellow Travelers 1.03 "Hit Me"
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herd-reject-arts · 10 months
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
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Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
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Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
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desperatehoney · 1 month
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being jerked off while they’re behind you reaching around saying “who’s my boy?” in your ear and them covering your mouth because you’re getting too loud
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eggsdrawings · 23 days
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home visit 🏠 ft. shiketsu au dabihawks
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crispyliza · 1 year
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Me whenever I see a picture of Tony Hawk
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xavier616 · 26 days
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"Why don't you answer his question?"
The incubator || Episode Twelve || Season Two
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Everybody look at this crossover of the century
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i-wanna-hug · 2 months
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CHOOSE YOUR CHAMPION
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mishiami · 3 months
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i see a lot of art of hawks having this guy as his parental figure growing up
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mysicklove · 10 months
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masochist boys who want you to mark up their entire body with bruises and scratches. who let out high pitched moans whenever you slap them, hands cradling the wound, and tears in their eyes from the pain, but by god feels so good. who beg for you to hit them, hurt them, wanna think about nothing but the pain that makes their minds melt. they want it to consume them whole. crying because their whole body feels like its on fire, but sobs when you stop your antics. who look up at you with the most lazy grin, and mumble something on the lines of, "'s all ya got?" while their entire body is trembling under you.
katsuki, douma, keigo, eren, tengen, bachira, hange
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maturiin · 10 months
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found some dragon age sketches from 2019!
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desire-mona · 2 months
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this screencap is fucking killing me rn like oh my GOD. TODD. i didnt know you were such a master of subtlety!!!
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NOBODY CAN TELL YOURE GAY!!!!!! YOU GOTTA BE LESS COOL AND CHILL AND NORMAL ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND DUDE QUICK!!
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tiredjust1 · 3 months
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Caught red(head) handed
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sparkles-and-trash · 1 year
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I used to hate short haired Hawks, but… this one is GOOD, this is a LOOK, I actually LOVE it, he looks so young, so normal in a sense, like he just looks like a guy you’d see in the grocery store line and I love that for him
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