The guy who got scared of Azula in the Beach episode after she kissed him was such a pussy tbh
like if I met a girl who said we'd be the most powerful couple and dominate the world I would've loved her immediately 🙄
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please consider::
Luigi (or Daisy, i feel like she would do this) buys Bowser a "DILF" shirt.
Bowser has no idea what DILF means.
He still wears it all the time, despite not knowing what it means.
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Imagine: The legends are wrong. Humans have believed that the Horseman, who we now know as Strife, goes by the name Pestilence. No one really knows where the miscommunication comes from. Perhaps it was a mistranslation in the legend or a joke made in passing.
All anyone knows for certain is Strife hates being called Pestilence. Strife sounds much more badass than Pestilence. Who needs the hassle of three whole syllables anyway?
It doesn't help when his War first hears the name and decides to shorten the name to "Pest" upon hearing his brother addressed this way the first time.
The first time this happens in front of Death? Nobody heard from ol' Strife for a while afterward.
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Elder Nihk'cca wishes you a merry christmas
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My dad says that I should stop rewatching dead poets society. But dad this is my whole personality you wouldn't get it my whole tumblr blog is about this movie
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Mom, are they all right?...
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Father, Im Private Eagle, you're gonna disown me but Im on a quest to ask Scout on a date😔
I SUPPORT YOU NO MATTER YOUR GENDER OR MEN KISSING
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR CHOICES.
I AM GOING TO PRETEND I NEVER HEARD THIS,
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moby yells at him every time he dunks his head
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*text notification*
Marc, distracted: Hey Khonshu, can you check who that is?
Khonshu: Only because it's you, my son. It's Layla.
Marc: Oh what's she saying?
Khonshu: It seems she's replying to what you said earlier. She says "mood elmow".
Marc: Mood elmow?
Marc:
Marc: YOU MEAN LMAO??
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i care so deeply for the collector and want to protect him with my whole heart he really is just a little guy
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Y’all think that pippins that weird kid that always has animals in his pockets? When he visits Bilbo theres always a mandatory pocket check. Last time the haul was 2 toads, a praying mantis, five lizards, and a chicken somehow.
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I didn't want the knowledge that I fit under a few of these, but now I have it, and so do you.
You freak.
Thsnk you ig
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My friend hates the kiss scene but it's so romantic to me he's so desperate and the way his hand nervously goes to the side of her face and the way he looks at her so wide-eyed I'm sobbing on the floor he's so touch-starved he just wants to kiss her so bad he doesn't even take the mask off it's so important to me ok you don't understand
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You think if someone were to cut an apple, Wally would be really distraught about it like
"but it was so beautiful and round, why would you do that?" :(((
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“I don’t-...surely, a pile of blankets on top of some chairs won’t protect us from, well, anything, (Y/N)...”
Requested by: @askmisssashamagick (years ago, hopefully they still like it lol)
GIFS: PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THESE ARE YOUR GIFS.
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