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#he is not violent
mammonswhore · 2 years
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Mammon: I don't condone violence, I am not a violent person myself but that
MC: *choking Belphie because he stole their pillows*
Mammon: that is totally justified
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FNAF puppet and Michael Afton got beef,,
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curioscurio · 7 months
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I'm rewatching Steven Universe and I will never forgive Fandom for what it did to her
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theminecraftbee · 3 months
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I think the funniest thing about mumbo so far this season is that he’s just. coming out of the blocks swinging? like his default interaction with EVERYONE has been “I am going to bully you now” and like, I appreciate this energy for him, I think it’s really funny also, but it’s such a role reversal. where did my floppy, vaguely confused guy who everyone else mocks go. where did he learn aggression. why does he bite now,
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semisolidmind · 2 months
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Does Dogday like pets?
(meanwhile me who wants to pet him so bad-)
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i'd say he's the kind of fella to enjoy a good pet from someone he trusts.
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bigfatbreak · 5 months
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For the Viceroy AU, how does Tom figure out Gabriel was the one responsible?
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canisalbus · 3 months
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Whenever you mention Machete having a stiletto, my brain always first assumes you're talking about the shoe and the imagery of Machete always wearing them to serve as self defense will infinitely amuse me
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He's been practicing his high kicks.
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warlenys · 8 months
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i actually do not think aziraphale is gonna kiss crowley all tenderly he is gonna rip his glasses off throw them on the floor grab his collar and kiss crowley with the same ferocity he kissed him with. aziraphale is ravenous. he’s already had his first taste. that shit is not gonna be sweet and gingerly. it’s gonna be pornographic. like the ox
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i call this one "queer silence" or perhaps "slightly judgemental stare"
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aarghone · 1 year
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He's just a gunky goopy lil guy
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kaiju-krew · 3 months
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he not built for this
original
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labyrinthhofmymind · 9 days
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james potter 🤝 remus lupin
both becoming murderous maniacs whenever wulburga comes within an inch of sirius and regulus
and when i say murderous maniacs, i mean you can literally see the death in their eyes, the unadulterated rage that pulses throughout their entire body
it’s the most terrifying shit you’ve ever seen in your life, and i know that for a fact
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huskingthatdust · 2 months
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"now which of version of angel dust will be the object of your affection?"
Porn version:
Husk: nah
Flirty version:
Husk: nope
Horny version:
Husk: absolutely not.
Covered in blood, holding multiple machine guns with a black eye, and so much confidence:
Husk: HELLO SAILOR
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industrations · 10 months
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so this is loooooooosely based on that one scene in atyd except they’re already dating in this one
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fangirlhours · 11 months
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Komaeda’s Sloppy Nut Treat
(Inspired by this post)
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semisolidmind · 2 months
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OMG you make Dogday even more lovable than he already is and it makes my heart melt. Tho i'm curious i'm asuming that Dogday can get pretty vicious considering alot of "guard dog" comments that float around him so how would it be him going into attack mode if yn got hurt? Also will he get his legs back?
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pov: you got a little too close to y/n’s house with less than innocent intentions and now you're bleeding out in the woods while a giant anthropomorphic dog watches on to make sure you die
(in the they lived au, the big guy doesn't get his legs back. however, in a survivor au where he never loses his lower half in the first place, he's 100% a real threat to anyone not on his angel's side (even after y/n and the surviving toys have left the factory behind; the trauma of constantly being in danger doesn't tend to go away).
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