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shedpuns · 8 months

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au where the dreemurrs' monster children come in the other order.

Undyne, young and passionate, so eager to harvest six SOULs from the surface until she feels Chara's real intent and realizes this isn't justice. But revenge won't bring anyone back.

Asriel, born just before the first child falls and his parents split, growing slowly without his mother's magic while she wonders every day why his father chose him over every human child. Learning to fight with his twin sabers, serious and quiet, a lonely lover of tea and magic. He'll be his father's son, he swears. He'll do what his sister could never have, and, holding the last SOUL aloft, bring humanity to heel before the absolute god of hyperdeath.

His best friend, his student, the only one who's any fun to play with--Papyrus deserves to drive down the highway under the warm sun. Rather than rising from the ground like her spears, his bones plunge from the heavens like lightning.

In darkness, Alphys wakes an old and lonely spirit. She comes and goes, heart heard, teeth sharp. She gnaws her own petals for the taste of golden flower tea. Dad, mom… is she even theirs anymore? Was she ever? Her brother is happy. She's only ever been Determined. Time goes backwards, forwards. What's the answer? Where's her justice? Where is Chara?! She calls herself Spear. That's all she is now.

But these monsters are interesting. They wake up feelings she swore were just In Her Way. Alphys, her crush, her rescuer, the one who gave her a second chance. Papyrus, her best friend, her favorite plaything, the one who makes her realize laughing isn't always crying.

The last human.

Toriel's child--they cut her down. That's alright. Chara's just mad again, and Undyne understands now. She understands when they rip her best friend away. They're her best friend.

She doesn't understand when the brother she never knew stands in their way. Too determined to die, his body twists and warps and stretches and pulls the very barrier in to form his wings. He is the angel. She was supposed to be the angel, until she wasn't. Now the child who steps past his broken invulnerable body is the angel.

(To him, when his best friend dies, everything shatters like glass. Love is gone, hope is lost, compassion dead. Everyone's hearts are beating in his ears--humans, monsters, something else that doesn't even know she has one anymore. They want an end to this stupid game. This isn't funny anymore! He just wants them to reset everything, he swears. Take it back! Give him his friend back! Give them all their friends back!

but they refused.)

She watches them laugh as they raise their knife to her, and laughing isn't always crying but since Papyrus fell she and her brother and her sibling have all laughed in the same wretched voice. Does she refuse them? No one is left to see. Surely, that camera in the corner goes unwatched.

Time goes backwards. Forwards. What's the answer? Where's her justice? Where is Chara?

She tries to take their SOUL the second they fall, but Toriel is wise to her tricks. Fine. She'll wait. She'll watch.

Toriel's child--they leave the nest, singed and determined, promise they'll come home when the barrier is broken. She did too.

Papyrus' best friend--they laugh at his jokes, his basketball shoulders, call him on the phone at all hours of the day and night.

She did too.

He did too, the Dreemurr's new angel. With prismatic light he hunts them in the marshes, swearing he'll live up to every example his father set him. But he can't-- seem-- to strike the last blow. He knocks them into the marshes, and the flowers whisper in their ear, and he is no closer to understanding why he wants to stay his hand because the memory of those flowers speaking to him was just a dream. Gone in daylight. They keep running into his ring of stars during his monologue so FINE! He'll fight them right now! He'll kill them over, and over, and over, because there is no such thing as a happy ending. This is all that's left. But apparently all they hear is him asking them to stay and befriend him, even if he doesn't understand. His threats fall as inaccurate as his Shocker Breaker, and Papyrus insists that everyone come make friends.

They tell him about Toriel, and he says they're the sibling he wishes he always had, and a floral heart twists with envy.

Alphys and Mettaton's little darling--she keeps them away from her dark secrets, so she goes there to plot. Watches old anime, writes speeches, stews and stews and stews.

She's watching the palace camera when they finally, finally, cave to injustice and raise her sibling's knife. Okay, Chara. If all humans must die…

With six SOULs, vengeance is incomplete. She is steel and dripping flesh and a single shining eye, turning the sacred shape of battle into something fast-paced, unrelenting--ironically, the genre named for SOULs.

Her sibling--NO--is fast and clever and almost as good at the knife as she the spear, and when her six minibosses hold her down she almost, almost, sees justice from her shining eye. But the eye that sees is on the other side, seeing their signs for mercy, mercy, mercy.

So she lets them go. Revenge won't bring anyone back.

Or will it? That knife was Chara's. Was that kind smile? That quick wit? Dad said he saw their look in this human's eyes. She knows science now. She forms a hypothesis and tests it, follows the human back to the lab. Endures the stirrings of the heart that should be dead. Shapes the story for the human--lab entries, tapes, the seeds that stick to you and won't let go. Watches recognition dawn.

At the barrier, her family defies her. Don't they understand?! This is Chara all over again. And once she takes their SOUL, they'll all be together forever. She won't let them down this time. Even her brother, her beloved, join bolts of lightning and guard them from her. Even Papyrus. FINE! She doesn't need anyone. She feels their hearts beating as one and yanks.

Seven, she says. Seven human SOULs, and we'll be together forever. You promised me, Chara! You promised your sister--

UNDYNE THE UNDYING.

The wind is howling.

She is a shadow of armor on the shining barrier. She screams at the uncomprehending child before her, hatred and anger and vengeance and

injustice and loneliness and the agony of failure.

Mercy is for the weak, she tells them. All humans will die! This is the end, the inevitable, everything they all cried out to her for. Killing them now is her mercy, she says, and they tell her that mercy is for the weak. She is weak, they say, to try to kill them like this, to throw away justice, to hate humanity. She can be strong, they know she can, but she has to give up her dreams of murder.

She is weak? She needs to get stronger. Determination bends to her will and every SAVE point cascades into her form. She sees every timeline, good and evil, sees the form her brother took before their blade and stars help her but she thinks it's cool.

Armor cracks and warps like living flesh. A knight becomes an angel of death. Spears rain down like the shooting stars she saw falling through the sky the one night she saw the surface.

(she wished for every monster to reach the surface in peace)

She is the one with the Determination. They cannot SAVE her. She will finally, finally, give everything and destroy humanity just the way she wanted.

But they can SAVE something else.

Toriel and Asgore stop blasting fire past them at each other and welcome their child with open arms.

Sans and Papyrus' dark eyes finally shine with hope.

Alphys brushes away seeds and recognizes that even her worst mistake loves her.

And Asriel, Asriel, golden boy, angel, cannot stop laughing. Frisk, isn't this hilarious? None of it mattered. Nothing either of them did mattered. The world is one big long cycle and it's Undyne and Chara's story, not theirs. This is just a game, and they are not the players, Frisk! Hee hee hee... hee hee hee... hee hee hee...

He's unprepared for them to say, so what?

So what if they're not the ones in control. They're having fun, aren't they? They had tea. They shared stories. They roleplayed as the Absolute God of Hyperdeath and his favorite human hero. They talked on the phone, and Papyrus was there, and this has never been his story but he has been the most important character the whole time.

With six SOULs saved, they feel something else resonating within the Undying, stronger and stronger--

[Save] *▇▇▇▇▇ Dreemurr.

They didn't even know you could be adopted until they met the monster princess, the one who looked nothing like her mom and dad but had his braying laugh, her ridiculous jokes. They didn't even know anger could be something beautiful until she raged at the barrier, hurling spears and rocks into it to see how they burned up in the light. They didn't even know Determination was the future of this world until their games went wrong and she pulled the fumbled knife out of her eye and told them to try a little harder than that. They didn't even know revenge wouldn't bring her back until they were both dying in the garden and their hideous laughter was dying in her throat.

It was a mistake. An injustice. They were children, not knights, not angels, and the winged armor slowly melts away to nothing as she screams at them that she will not die.

They tell her she won't.

She tells them she will, because she has failed, because she is strong enough to break the barrier with every heart beating as one but afterwards she would go back to just being Spear.

Every heart is beating in her ears, too loud, and Frisk tells her what they're saying. They like Spear--angry, lonely, lost, Spear--because she has changed, but they all have changed, and she's still Undyne.

She tells them to strike her down, and, dutifully, they raise Chara's knife and whack her on the shoulder with the pommel, just like they used to do.

So she lets go. She knows what justice is, she knows where Chara is. She knows the answer. She shatters the barrier, and fades. In the flowerbed, she chews on a petal and tells Frisk to take care of Asriel and her parents, or she'll come back, and they'll wish she had just taken their SOUL.

On the surface, Papyrus drives down a highway in a red sports car. Asriel drinks tea with his father and mother--nothing will repair their relationship, but they both love him dearly. Alphys is reading a love letter.

And Undyne, the lost Dreemurr, asks you to let her family live their lives. Around her neck, a rainbow ribbon.

#fanfic #*goes off my meds* what if I wrote a fanfic about adoption in the discord message box and it was way too long to post there #arrow don't look #eye trauma #undyne #asriel

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dr-jem-nutcase · 10 months

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MvA h/cs

Cooked up some movie & TV h/cs...cuz I can

Overall

before the timeline of the movie, the monsters had a TV on occasions. This was a rare treat which lasted until the TV set broke on its own and couldn't be repaired or got destroyed

the monsters' rec area was like the hand-me-downs central; anything the staff didn't want or need anymore went to the monsters, from those playing cards to radios to whatever. It usually came from the trash heap for Dr C's meals

the 2000s brought a little variety as a lot of people at the base made the transition to DVDs and threw out their VCR sets and cassette tapes

after the post-freedom upgrade, the base set up on-demand entertainment for the monsters

for every streaming site, every monster has their own accounts. Except for Link & Butterflysaurus (or B) who share accounts

they can all agree on sit-coms and comedies, believe it or not, some film noir or some off-the-wall random movie

depending on the sport, they all like watching a good game

Susan

down for most anything anyone wants to watch

likes period and mid-century romance/dramas like Downton Abbey, Bridgerton, Call The Midwife, Mad Men, and anything based off Jane Austen's books

was a Twilight fan back in her teens and now cringes at those memories of being on Team Edward

chic flicks: Legally Blonde, Pretty Woman, The Notebook, Mamma Mia!, Audrey Hepburn movies. Titanic and Moulin Rouge! are both fully capable of making her cry almost every time. This is a very good reason why she has her own streaming accounts

can make it through most horror movies but doesn't really enjoy them

roots for all sports teams from Cali

the only monster most willing to watch whatever BOB wants to watch

liked watching cooking shows and DIY tutorials when she was small. She'll still watch them sometimes inspite of the fact she can't easily cook or pull off most DIYs

BOB

the kids' page on streaming sites & YouTube Kids all the way!

has the kid's tendency to watch the same thing over and over again and never get sick of it

the other monsters can't watch adult films and shows with him. He'll ask questions like, what's going on during a bedroom scene or "What's a [enter any profanity of your choice here]?". He's also a parrot who will mindlessly repeat a single swear word he only heard once

sometimes you'll find him watching random stuff like a Malaysian talk show or a Julia Child cooking tutorial or some abstract silent film

you know those kids' shows that interact with the audience, like Mr. Rogers, Blues Clues, & Dora the Explorer? Yeah, he REALLY gets into them

had a kids tablet for about two weeks but then accidentally ate it. Monger hasn't had the heart to give him another one

Dr C

his pastimes include lab experiments, reading books and science papers, playing chess (via a computer versus the CPU/another player online because no one at the base wants to play), and other mentally/intellectually stimulating activities, so he'll watch something if he wants and/or needs a mental break

the other monsters tried getting him into Big Bang Theory. To everyone's surprise, he didn't care for it

has BritBox

when he's chilling, he'll watch vintage/vintage-style musical movies, particularly with good dance numbers like Singin' In The Rain. One of his heroes in dance is Gene Kelly; Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers would've been on his list, but he hasn't had a skilled dance partner offhand since his college days

likes videos like Ted Talks and Infographics Show (YouTube). He may be the most brilliant man in the world but he knows there's always more to learn

his YouTube subscriptions include dance groups and science lecturers from around the world

doesn't care much for most sports but he'll gladly watch polo and a lot of the Olympics. Tried to pass the time by reading a book during a football game once, and Link said, "Doc, if you don't put that book down, I'll throw you and that thing in the trash!". Never again

Link

as mentioned in an earlier H/C post of mine, he's a closeted shonen anime fan and he'll watch anything but One Piece

football is his favorite sport to watch. He watches it when he can

NEVER misses Super Bowl Sunday. Or at least to the best of his ability. He was very disappointed when one of his missions happened on Super Bowl Sunday

also likes WWE

martial arts: always and forever, baby!

has watched both Luca and The Shape of Water. He doesn't mind them but he got pretty annoyed when people made comparisons between him and the Amphibian Man or the sea monsters. BOB was like, "Hey, Link! Why don't YOU turn into a human when you leave your tank?"

was into superhero movies and TV series in the 2010s but jumped off the bandwagon when he thought they were being overdone. Though he still likes Guardians of the Galaxy, Deadpool, and anything with Wolverine

thinks Star Wars, Harry Potter, and most other popular sci-fi/fantasy franchises are just for kids and nerds

doesn't care much for romances or most cartoons either

if something scares him or makes him cry, he'll try to hide it

it took him a while to be able to watch anything with Shrek after being mistaken for Shrek in the Halloween special

[a/n: I can also see him being a gamer]

Insecto/B

likes sports no thanks to Link

will watch most anything Link watches

likes some anime, particularly Sailor Moon for whatever reason

likes cartoon shows meant for older kids

doesn't like horror movies, has a hard time settling down or going to sleep after watching one

avoids animal/nature programs as some of them can be quite traumatizing

every now and then she'll be caught watching something with BOB like Bluey

Monger

watches the news every day

knows better than to believe everything he sees

watches a little M*A*S*H before bedtime at least twice a week

every now and then watches stuff like All in the Family just cuz he likes the comedic but logical political tension among the main characters

still has analog cable (antenna and all) at the farm

hates I Love Lucy because his wife had it on TV more than anything else

likes war films and a number of films about World War II. There's a few he won't watch tho because he thinks they're either badly made, too sentimental, or too depressing

likes comedies from the 1950s-60s

The President

likes watching himself on TV and videos online

likes talking smack to opposing politicians when watching videos of them, like, "In your dreams, bucko! Not while I'm large and in charge!"

comedies, comedies, comedies...and game shows

Simpsons fanboy

has an appreciation for daytime TV: long-running soap operas, talk shows hosted by middle-aged women, Judge Judy, Dr. Phil, etc.

considers the family sitting in front of the TV together as quality family time and sit-coms as an American staple

can't watch foreign language films with English subtitles. He eventually gets bored and falls asleep

as mentioned in an earlier H/C post, he doesn't trust biopics one bit. After finding out over half of The Greatest Showman was fictional, he lost faith in any portrayals of history both on screen and stage

Derek

liked watching famous news reporters and weather-folk as role models when he was a kid and as inspiration when he became a weatherman

took Susan and other girls he dated to the movies

if not at the movies, he and Susan would curl up on a sofa and watch something together, going back and forth between what he likes and what she likes

likes most sports, except basketball

Ted Talks, late night talk shows, and popular sit-coms

watches whatever catches his attention on Hulu and Max

had a very hard time watching anything with the monsters. Still does but it's not as hard anymore

Invisible Man

went to a few drive-in theaters with his wife on dates before and after they got married

Andy Griffith and Red Skelton were some of his favorite shows

yet he enjoyed some of the heavier and less lighthearted films, like Streetcar Named Desire. If he cried, he tried to not let anyone know

not much of a cinema-goer but he enjoyed taking his two older kids

liked what little he saw of The Carol Burnett Show while in prison

if he saw Mel Brooks' films, he would've loved them

von Wolfmann (my OC, a German wolfman and past monster, at Area 5X 1960-65)

having lived much of his 70+-year life away from society, he probably had no idea what TV & cinema were, let alone knew they existed

The Cyberian (my OC, a Soviet Russian cyborg and past monster, at Area 5X 1981-85)

TV became a bit of a staple in the Soviet Russian home over time, so there was a handful of shows that she liked throughout her life

she liked going to the movies with her dad/grandparents as a kid and teenager, a special treat

didn't like anything based off books. "Just read the book." She said. "No pictures but they're a lot more interesting than THIS sad piece of work"

thought period pieces were boring. More than once she fell asleep watching them

grew up with black-and-white TV, so she was excited the first time she saw color TV

learned some of her English from what little TV the monsters had and learned a bit about the USA and the world outside the USSR

probably would've been the only monster to have been a big fan of Star Wars and/or Star Trek

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pastelwitchling · 4 months

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians, episode 4 thoughts.

It occurs to me that there are some people who don't believe you can love something with all your heart and soul... and still critique it. Yet here I am. I can love the Percy Jackson show and still point out the flaws. So if you can't handle any critique of the show, don't read this, or it's all on you if you get pissed off or frustrated. I'm more than happy to discuss if you disagree with anything I'm about to say, but I will not tolerate hate or insults.

Without further ado, here are my thoughts on the latest Percy Jackson episode:

I think the general consensus (HA!) that I saw on IG was that people felt like the episode was too short, and... yeah, it definitely felt like it ended very quickly, and in the middle of a battle too. I understand not wanting it to be a monster per episode, but we've got 8 episodes in total, and much bigger things are about to happen that I think deserve more than one episode a little more than the chimera, to be honest.

I love how much I loved Annabeth in this episode, she was great. I loved Grover, he was great. Percy was phenomenal as always.

I will say that I definitely feel like I understand the show's formula now. A minute or two of some epic imagery, but not doing much with it because we have to have exposition for about 15 to 20 minutes, another minute or two of trio development and conversation, and then jumping right into the action for the rest of the episode.

Y'all can't hear the way I talk, so I get some of this sounds frustrated, but I'm more... clinical about it. To me, we already have the books and the first two movies (should've been five) that, personally, I feel did some of this epic stuff a little better, and so whatever good the show offers now, to me, is just an extra treat.

I loved the little additions, I loved Athena punishing Annabeth because it shows the gods' cruelty even towards their own kids, I loved Percy switching their places, I loved that confrontation, I loved him getting poisoned, that was cool. (I love Percy, I swear, but that was just really cool 😂)

I think the kids playing these characters are perfect, I think the action sequences are awesome, I think the intensity and lines are amazing, I just feel like the pacing and tone of the show is pretty different from the books. To me, the movies just... offered a little more epic-ness in terms of Percy's powers. Movie Percy, to me, really felt like the son of Poseidon because they let him use his powers, and they gave him a connection to water.

I don't really know how I feel about Percy Jackson... being afraid... of water...

I get the idea, I get that it's supposed to be ironic, I really do, but this isn't a book. We don't hear Percy's inner monologue about his comfort around Montauk and the beach there, and water has barely come into play in this show at all. Like there's a surprising lack of it. I get he's Sally Jackson's son, that's the whole thing, but he's a demigod of water and we've barely seen him have any connection to water. Why? Because most of the episode is taken up with EXPOSITION.

Humor me for a second. How much more impactful do you think it would've been if maybe that flashback scene to him as a kid was maybe instead that he was standing in front of the beach at Montauk? Maybe he was looking over the water, watching the waves. Maybe he felt this silent beckoning, moves closer to the water, and Sally Jackson comes running out, screaming for him to get away from the waves. She snatches him up, warns him never to go into the ocean without her again, that he's too young, he's not ready to set off on his own. She'll be talking about his life as a demigod, but he'll imagine she's talking about him drowning or something without her there to look after him. He tells her to breathe, just like he did in the initial flashback, and they share a hug and we see her true distress at almost losing her son to the life of a demigod too soon where he finds out who he is and has to leave for camp, and then Percy wakes up in the train. Suddenly that memory means something completely different to what he remembered. That way, it not only gives him that connection to Montauk, but it also explains him not really being around water much in the time we've seen him, because then we know as the audience that he's been warned away from the water and the life it'll include if he was to venture too far away into it.

Here's the thing. I saw that Rick Riordan really, really cares about making the truest adaptation he can (that's, like, his entire selling point whenever he talks about the show), which is understandable because it's no secret how much he loathed the movies. We know. If you've ever seen any panel or interview, you know how much Rick hates those films. Again, fair, because they're very different from the books. I love them, I think they're tons of fun, but I'm not the author of this series, you know? I don't care about phenomenal adaptations, I care about fun ones. RWRB is very different from the book, and is certainly not without its flaws, but neither is the book itself. They're still both super fun though, so they're still both my favorite romances.

That said, I think it's important to remember that Rick is a writer, not a filmmaker. What works in a book will not always work in a show or movie. The book is in Percy's perspective, so we get a lot of inner monologue on his feelings, thoughts, interests, and what matters most to him. The show rarely lets him talk except to ask a question or throw out a one-liner (that always lands, by the way, Percy is the absolute heart of this show, and the show really becomes phenomenal and fun when he's allowed to speak), forgetting that while Book Percy asked a lot of questions too, we still got his inner monologue to know more about him and his feelings. I think Walker is perfect in conveying a lot of emotion just in his facial expressions, but I do think the show has to give him more to work with because at this point, he's managing the emotional parts all on his own with not much assistance from the script.

I think Rick was so consumed with doing the things the films didn't do that he dismissed the good things the films did. I will reiterate that this isn't necessarily a bad thing. This show is such a treat, we get so many great moments as well as moments that I think could've been done better. Still, that's the way it goes. So for now, I will just enjoy what we get, pick it apart, because that's what I do, and have fun all the same. It's Percy Jackson! It's impossible not to have fun.

#percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo

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fluffy-lovely-clouds · 1 year

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well

I guess it's time I get this started

So here's the thing, I am a classic disney fan through and through. I am a lover of disney in general but those older classic movies hold a special place in my heart, hey I mean it's what me and many others have grown up on right?

The thing is, the community for the classic disney movies, such as 90s ones like Aladdin or Toy Story and yada yada just isn't as big as the modern community is.

Anddd, for some reason they seem to be the most prone to fetish content. Now I'm not a kink-shamer, but I still don't want to interact with that side of things cause I'm not like that, a lot of us get that right? Right.

Well, that's ALL I ever really see of these movies and it's sad, and disgusting when the characters are specifically kids or animals. I can't stand going on Deviantart for this very reason because it's full of content like that and the site doesn't do much to prevent it like at all.

It's gotten to where the fandom is almost nothing BUT content like that and I've finally gotten tired of it

So to hopefully help my mind forget all the... stuff I've seen from Deviantart, and who knows where else, and to just bring back some innocence and fluffy cuteness, I've made a whole lotta fluffy hcs for a whole lotta disney movies! Alright let's start this off

LET'S GOOO

The Lion King

. Simba

~He is such a big cuddler, just a big cuddly boi. It's pretty much canon. I mean how many times does he get nuzzled or hugged throughout the movies. Answer: a LOT

~Of course he is kinda smug sometimes and has a bit of pride & dignity and all that mess so he'll pretend he's too tough for a cuddle

But of course he won't stop you if ya lean in for one anyway

~You can't tell me he and Nala didn't get into tickle fights all the time when they were younger! Reminds me, he is canonically ticklish, ok he gets tickled in the Lion King 1 1/2

Nala always won the tickle fights, much to Simba's embarrassment. He is a big lee (yes I'm using fancy terms from the tk community cause I can't think of any other words lol)

~His spots are his belly, sides, and paws

~ He has a light, hearty laugh

~One thing, you tickle him and he WILL get you back. It doesn't matter if he ends up losing again or not, he just wants to make you smile ... and get revenge

~Somewhat? merciful. Just kidding he would know when to stop

~Idk what to say he's just very affectionate and loving. He is so sweet to his family, always wanting Nala and Kiara to smile

. Nala

~She's a cuddler too, just maybe not as much as Simba. She appreciates a cuddle, but other than with close family and friends, she only personally wants them at certain or rare times

~It's just cause she's a tomboy who would rather wrestle than hug. But like Simba, she wouldn't really stop you from hugging her if you tried to. She may be caught off guard by it though

~As said before, she would always win the tickle fights between her and Simba.

~I just don't see her as being very ticklish herself so that probably helped in winning lol

~Big ler, I swear she would call herself the ultimate tickle monster

Less merciful than Simba but she never goes too far. DO NOT try and get her back though cause it won't work and she will get you back... and it will be a lot less merciful than the first time

~She laughs right along with who ever she's making smile, whether by tickling them or telling them a joke, it doesn't matter how. Seeing others smile makes her smile. She has hearty laugh as well, just it's more feminine than Simba's duh

~As sweet as she is, she'll always be sassy. She could be cuddling Simba while they're looking up at the stars and it's all romantic and then throw off some sassy comment just because she can, though it's just to be funny

. Mufasa

~If you're not sad that he died 20 minutes into the movie then we got a problem. Look at him, he's such a good dad! Biggest cuddler ever. Ok, he would pour hugs and kisses all over Sarabi and Simba in the morning and throughout the day when ever he could. If you asked him for a hug he would be more than glad to give you one

He is too good for the world, .. and apparently Scar thought so too (guys I'm so sorry :''')

~Definately would get into tickle fights with Simba just about every time they spend time together

~Definitely quite ticklish himself. I thought he was canonically ticklish cause of the scene where he and Simba are running through the field and chasing each other. Idk I still count it

~Spot is his sides

~Big switch. He can barely take what he dishes out though

~Very merciful, as soon as "stop" is said he stops. He never wants to go too far or accidentally hurt anyone.

~He has a great big, deep laugh that when heard, makes most others want to laugh along with him

~He may be tough but he is one of the sweetest beings in the entire pridelands

. Scar

~Not much of a cuddler at all. If you asked him for a hug or a cuddle he would probably turn away from you in disgust. Closest thing to physical affection he had in the movie was when he was pretending to comfort Simba after Mufasa's death

~He's always had the same grumpy attitude ever since he was little, though he may have been loosened up a tad more back then

~Doesn't stop him from being ticklish though! As much as he hated it, Mufasa would always drag him into tickle fights when they were younger

~Surprisingly even more ticklish than Mufasa. He would always lose the fights, it not helping that Mufasa was the bigger and stronger of the two. (He is the only one that Mufasa does not show too much mercy to)

~Spots are his ribs and sides

~Big lee and he hates it. He is one for getting revenge though ... just like he's one for getting revenge on other things (I need to stop)

~Barely merciful at all. He won't stop until your on the ground almost passed out from laughter

~His laugh is like this low pitched majestic growl or cackle. That's the best I can explain it

~The hyenas once tackled him one day just to be funny and he lost it, laughing his head off. He waited for over a week before going back to them and of course chewed them off about how he could have swiped his paw once and they'd of all been on the ground dead, y'know if he had WANTED to

~He may be a bad guy but what a funny weakness

. Timon and Pumbaa

~These two love a good cuddle! Timon doesn't let his pride get in the way of getting a good hug from Pumbaa or Simba. Pumbaa definately wants or needs cuddles half the time, especially if he's upset. These two may be outcasts but they're nothing but sweethearts

~Out of the two, Timon may have a bit of an attitude sometimes but he wants nothing but for his family and friends to be happy, though he may be a bit hesitant to admit such mushy stuff

~Yes, they get into tickle fights. Mostly happens when they're fighting or fussing over something, such as bugs. But they'll get into them for fun too. Got into them with Simba a lot more after they took him in

~Both are quite equally ticklish, though Timon squirms around more. Pumbaa just kinda sits there and accepts his fate

~Timon's spots are his underarms and ears, Pumbaa's is his belly

~Both big switches. Will sneak up on their target before attacking. (Like them chasing after the vultures in the movie)

~Pumbaa is more merciful than Timon is but they both know when to stop

~Timon's laugh is a funny slightly high pitched cackle while Pumbaa's laugh is a lot more gruff

~Anyway, they're so silly

. Rafiki

~Y'all, he has probably got one of the biggest hearts throughout the whole movie. Definitely loves a good hug or cuddle, I mean just think of those scenes where he hugs Mufasa and Simba. He is very affectionate with most anybody

It wouldn't matter if he only knew ya for five minutes, he would already have his arm around you and would be telling you about some cool old story or teaching some life lesson

~Um have y'all ever paid attention to the majority of his dialogue? It's mostly crazy, funny, and contagious laughter. Though his family and friends are quite used to his eccentric laughter, someone new he meets will usually end up laughing right along with him the first time they hear him, even if they don't know what they're laughing about lol

~I've always pictured this but I imagine that when he was younger, he and Mufasa were best friends and would just goof around with each other (if you've seen or watched the Lion Guard, they would have a friendship equivalent to Kion and Bunga pretty much)

~Yes, even he gets into tickle fights. Most of 'em happened when he was younger and they were usually between him and a playful cub Mufasa. Even as they both got older though, he would every once in a while get a mischievous poke from the usually serious king when it was just them hanging out

~Quite ticklish and one of the only things that can push past his confident, eccentric attitude and get him flustered

Spots include his ribs and back

~He is a switch but ends up being a lee more than he'd like to be lol. Kinda hard to get the upper hand when your 3 foot tall and your being tickled half to death by a big 500 pound lion *cough cough* Mufasa *coUGh*

~It's who he's tickling that depends whether he's merciful or not.

Mufasa: no

Anyone else: yes

~His laugh, well his laugh is hard to miss in the movies. It's just crazy. Ok, he cackles a lot! It's very flamboyant and contagious in my opinion

~Best crazy monkey ever

.Zazu

~Not much of a hugger or cuddler because he's small and doesn't want to accidentally be crushed when trying to be hugged by a giant lion. Appreciates the thought and consideration of it though

Perching on someone's shoulder is something he considers affectionate though

~He may be snarky at some times, but he is very caring and loyal

~Like Rafiki, I can picture him having a cool relationship with Mufasa when they were younger. He woulda been the nerd of the group lol

Never gets into tickle fights much, again because he's small, but there was once when Simba got him after pouncing on him. He was a flustered mess afterwards.

~Moderately ticklish, like just enough to where he'll laugh a good bit

~Spots include under his wings and his neck

~Again, doesn't get into tickle fights much but when he does he's a switch. Can use his feathers to an advantage but will get flustered if you so much as look at him funny

~Very merciful because he's afraid if he doesn't show it, he won't receive it himself

~His laugh is a bunch of chortle and snorts, that's all I got

~He may seem snarky but I love him

Alright well then, here's the first bit! I intend to update this a lot whenever I do other movies but for now have this if ya want!

#The lion king #fluff #Hugs #Love #Tickles #Disney movies #Fluff Headcanons

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anextrapart · 2 years

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I wanna hear about when they're sick (like a cold).

Does Jimmy make Kim soup? Does Kim bring Jimmy special takeout soup froths favourite place?

Does one of them become a massive baby about it when they're sick? Who forces the other to take cold medicine?

(you all thought i abandoned post-prison universe but i did not and never will. it's real and 100% canon don't ever forget that)

Jimmy is fine about taking cold medicine as long as it isn't a liquid, because he doesn't like the taste; he's an overdramatic monster about taking cough syrup- he'll do it, but there will be loud complaining. Kim is very "tis but a scratch!" about being sick and accepting the medicine is admitting that something is actually wrong, so it usually takes a few tries of Jimmy suggesting she "just take the NyQuil already and you'll feel better, Kim" before she gives in.

Jimmy mother-hens like an absolute maniac when Kim is sick. He'd always had a tendency to hover when she wasn't feeling well, but he knew how independent Kim liked to be so he used to be more subtle about it. Once he gets out of prison, though? Subtlety's out the window. He absolutely makes her soup- it isn't in his cooking repertoire yet but he specifically learns how the first time she gets a cold. Kim isn't even all that sick, just a bit feverish and groggy, but she's under-the-weather enough to stay home from work and Jimmy can't stand seeing her not feeling well. Kim tends to be pretty stoic about being sick, but significantly less so than she used to be- it took being away from Jimmy all that time, forced to endure the occasional illness alone and without someone lovingly (if slightly annoyingly) trying to care for her, for her to realize/admit how much it meant to her. So when he bustles around her all day, bringing extra blankets and gatorade refills and homemade soup that could probably use a little more seasoning but is also somehow still the best soup she's ever tasted, she's just desperately grateful to have him. Also, Jimmy kisses her forehead approximately six hundred times per day to check for a fever (he still does this even when they both know perfectly well if she does or does not have a fever, because his mom used to do it to him when he was little and it always made him feel better than any medicine could).

Kim tries her best to be comforting when Jimmy is sick. She doesn't always feel like she's very good at it, but she takes cues from the things he's done that make her feel better and tries to apply them (contrary to what she believes, Jimmy wouldn't change a thing about how she cares for him). Jimmy is a bit less graceful in illness than Kim is, but they're honestly about the same level of needy, he's just more obvious about it. He gets exceptionally clingy when he's sick; he'll be sprawled on the couch watching television while Kim does some chore or other across the room and she swears she can feel him silently hoping at her. It always works, and she'll put aside whatever she's doing to go recline on the couch and pull him to her for a cuddle. There's one time where he's properly ill with the flu, shivers and aches and fatigue, and the only way he can seem to get to sleep is bundled up in blankets and Kim's arms, head pillowed on her chest. Kim intermittently kisses his forehead, mumbling that she thinks maybe his fever is going to break soon, and his half-delirious brain wants to cry with how lucky he feels.

#better call saul #mcwexler #bcs post-series drabble

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starglitterz · 3 years

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watching horror movies together

feat; hu tao, scaramouche, xiao x gn!reader

warnings; modern au, mentions of jumpscares (not described in detail), not proofread

a/n; my contribution for @favoniuscodex's fall festivities writing collab! ty axia for hosting this, and it was rlly fun to write for :D !! also this is kinda a new style of post formatting ?? idk either way i hope u all like this hehe, and happy early halloween ! <3

please reblog ! it helps a lot :)

snacks ;

— HU TAO eagerly brings all sorts of sugary foods out, from biscuits dusted in swirled icing to cupcakes with hidden jelly centers, to chocolate from your favourite store, to candies tucked into vibrant wrappers - the list goes on and on. when you tease her for having such a sweet tooth, she grins playfully and replies that she's only trying to replicate the sense of how sweet you are, and if her flirtatious answer prompts heat to rush to your cheeks, her grin only widens more. if you bring walnuts to snack on, HU TAO will drape herself dramatically into your lap and whine about how she's being replaced by a nut, and complain loudly, asking if she's supposed to organise her own funeral now.

— SCARAMOUCHE claims that he doesn't need to eat saccharine foods, as all they cause are cavities, but you'll catch him sneaking candy from your stash far more frequently than his earlier dismissal of sweets suggests he should. he'll bring his own box of popcorn and hoard the entire thing, though if you ask nicely and look at him with in his words, 'those damn puppy eyes', SCARAMOUCHE will groan and grumble about it but still share the food with you. he secretly blushes when your hands touch while reaching for it at the same time, and he thanks the archons that all the lights are off so you can't make fun of him.

— XIAO does not eat these type of junk foods at all, as he's only partial to the dreamlike taste of almond tofu. therefore, if you're planning to have a cute moment where the two of you share food, you're going to have to prepare beforehand. when he shows up with the movie and sees that you've cooked for him, a red flush begins to creep up his cheeks, and he'll mumble out a thanks with his head nuzzled into the crook of your neck. he's more than willing to share it with you, XIAO is already so grateful that you actually made his favourite food for him, he'll be like putty in your hands for the rest of the time the two of you are watching the movie together.

how they sit with you ;

— HU TAO always has to be in contact with you somehow, so she's either sprawled across the entire length of the sofa, taking up all the space, or she's lying with her head in your lap as if your thighs are a pillow for her. if you lean down and play with her hair, HU TAO swears her eyes will turn into heart emojis right there and then. the chance of you being able to continue the movie after that is extremely low, because she'll lean up to pepper kisses across your face and distract you the rest of the time.

— SCARAMOUCHE will purposely sit at the other end of the couch at first just to be annoying, which he obviously succeeds at, but throughout the movie, he'll slowly inch towards you until he's so close that his shoulder presses against yours. it's just to pretend you didn't notice, though, because if you bring it up, SCARAMOUCHE will launch into a whole tirade about how he, the sixth of the fatui harbingers, would never do something which insinuated that him, of all people, is madly in love to the point where he desperately wants to feel your warmth beside him. spoiler alert: he does.

— XIAO will lie down on the sofa, stretching like a cat first. his head reclines on one of the pillows, his arms open for you to snuggle into his torso so he can rest his chin on the top of your head. his fingers will intertwine with yours comfortably on your stomach, arms wrapping around you tightly as if to protect you from the monsters of the film. XIAO only hopes you don't notice how much his heartbeat speeds up from your proximity, and during the scary parts, because otherwise that would totally ruin all the respect you had for the adeptus.

their reaction to jumpscares ;

— HU TAO bursts into laughter, clutching her sides and giggling so much she nearly falls off the sofa. tears of mirth even begin to form in her scarlet eyes, and when you confusedly ask what's wrong, she'll say, "woah, that was a good one! they almost got me there! although i have to wonder if their special effects team is even trying... maybe i should pay them a visit! i'm sure i can show them what ghosts are really meant to look like." HU TAO will also then start discussing how to make film directors purchase her special offers from the funeral parlour.

— SCARAMOUCHE screams, and it's surprisingly high-pitched compared to his usual speaking voice. if you tease him about it, he'll claim, "you're hearing things, idiot. why would i, the balladeer, be afraid of a mere prop? see, look, i can prove it- AAA! no. that wasn't me. i think the neighbour's cat is in a fight or something." SCARAMOUCHE will deny it until the day he dies, and if his arm slides around your figure to reassure himself that you're alright, that's fine with you, isn't it?

— XIAO tenses up, but only for a split second, as his muscles relax the next second once his brain processes that it isn't a real threat. his grip around you will tighten slightly, and you'll hear him breathe a little quicker, but once you turn to him with a worried expression, he smiles at you softly, amber eyes gleaming, "i'm alright. it's just a movie, after all. i've seen much worse too, so this doesn't phase me." XIAO spends the next few minutes trying to calm you down after you freak out over him saying he's experienced worse, but he'd be lying if he said he doesn't appreciate you worrying for him.

when you get scared ;

— HU TAO pulls into her lap, arms snaking around you and tugging you into a super warm and comfy hug. she rubs her cheek against yours, and pokes the other side of your face in an effort to get you to smile. "y/n, you've explored wuwang hill with me, and that makes you braver than 99% of liyue's population! to me, you're already fearless, so don't worry about being scared of just a silly movie, alright?"

— SCARAMOUCHE gives you a sort of weird side-eye when he notices you're getting nervous, but he doesn't actually say anything until you finally ask him what's up. when he realises he's been caught, his face turns tomato red and he hurriedly says, "i was just checking on you, dumbass! isn't that what boyfriends are supposed to do?! i just don't want you to be scared! hmph, fine! you can come over here and cuddle if that'll make you feel better."

— XIAO pulls you impossibly closer to his chest, his silent presence and warmth comforting you and chasing away your fears. he kisses the top of your head lovingly, and whispers, "it's okay to be scared, y/n. i'm a yaksha, i can protect you. just remember it's only a movie, okay? then maybe you'll feel less afraid."

after the movie ;

— the pair of you end up falling asleep together on the plush sofa, limbs tangled up in one another's reassuring embrace. even if there were any nightmares which dared disturb your slumber, the presence of your partner beside you easily warded them away, instead allowing mr sandman to fill your dreams with happiness instead. one thing's for certain, though; watching horror movies together definitely needs to become an annual halloween tradition.

quill speaks !

i actually don't have much to say im so tired KKAKFKSKDN i just hope u all enjoyed this hehe :> it was actually very funny to write 😭 except my xiao characterisation died bc i projected onto him sm /hj anyways i love the three of them sm they r my beloveds <333 OKOK gn now & wish me luck for my chem test tmrw !!

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job-the-prosperous · 2 years

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have you met anyone else in the basement?

((really long post, sorry in advance))

My favorite person here is Bethany. She's always super nice and helpful! We even both have the same quirk where we tend to see angel deals more often. Apparently that's weird according to everyone else. Bethany's is, calming to talk with. We haven't completely lost faith in God. I think most down here have at this point. I... don't think I have. Hard to tell anymore. Sometimes I wonder if I should be following something that has deemed me unworthy.

Um. Anyhow.

The two of us are the only ones who haven't completely given up yet. Except for maybe Isaac.

On the topic of Isaac, he's alright. I have no idea what he thinks of me cause he's always so quiet. I'd say he's shy, but I have a feeling there's something more to it. Isaac is super smart. Always planning ahead and knows just what to do at the nick of time. Very selfless, to a point were I worry about him. Though no one can exactly help him when he refuses to speak.

Magdalene! Would it be wrong of me to say she gives off bad vibes? I can't put my finger on it, cause I don't think she's a bad person. But something just, freaks me out a bit when I'm with her. Other than that she's also a joy to be around. She tells me that one day when we all get out of here she wants to invite us all to her house and make a whole buffet of pastries for us. She never sounds like she believes in her words though.

I have little to say on Lazarus. I've only had one run with him so far, and it wasn't exactly the best first impression. Very jittery and nervous even when we weren't in any danger. Pretty sure as soon as I woke up he had asked me if he wanted me to kill himself so he can get some power boost. Didn't even know his name. The others must pester him a lot about it, poor guy. It's easy to tell how much he hates it. Looking at your own dead body can't be very comforting.

The Forgotten is actually a young girl. Hard to tell given her appearance, but from what she has told me she's only 6 years old. I feel simply awful for her, I can only image how overwhelming this is for them. I mean geez, I can barely handle it and I'm around 4 years older. Still, she's more cheerful than I could ever dream of in our position. Reminds me a lot of my baby sister.

If it wasn't for all of those demons she carries around with her, I'd probably get along better with Lilith. They pick on me all the time and I don't know why. Lilith herself is chill with me. I don't know how she gets around so well with her blindfolds on, but it doesn't seem to affect her any. Okay, so sometimes she'll bump into something but we all do that.

The Lost reminds me a lot of Isaac. Quiet, reserved, all that fun stuff. Unlike Isaac, The Lost is a big ol' meanie sometimes. He's some cranky old man always spewing on about how life is unfair and that I made a mistake on coming here. As if I choose to do this. I can complain all day but in the end I don't blame him for being like this. He has this morbid theory that if he doesn't get out of here soon he'll end up completely consumed and gone forever. Not quite sure what he's referring too, but it's pretty scary. I hope I don't end up like him.

Judas is mean and I hate him. All he does is bully me and complain about how I'm dead weight. If he's not doing that, he's preaching up a storm about how great the devil is and all this weird occult stuff. Swear he does it purposefully to make me upset. So bitter and disconnected. I wouldn't be surprised if he had no friends to speak of. Don't know who would want such negativity in their lives. He loves to act tough but I know for a fact that he's just a big baby. Couldn't care less for him.

Cain and I don't mesh. We are always fighting over supplies, especially coins. You'd think I'd be better off holding them so we'll get more later on, but I guess if he can't have it no one will. Cain cares a lot about people. Unlike Judas he won't throw me into the mouth of a monster for an opening. Something about our personalities make us more prone to being mad at one another.

I suppose I am a bit mean when I call Eve a jerk. She's not nearly as bad as Judas. More so pushy. A her way or the highway type of attitude. At least she's willing to make a few compromises. Even if we don't get along, I always get the farthest on runs when I'm with her. So that's a plus.

Azazel freaks me out a bit, being a demon and all. Loves to pull pranks at all the wrong times. Not a favorable sight but not one I'll despise seeing every time I do. He is funny, I'll give him that much.

Samson is a new breed of uncomfortable. He's like a ticking time bomb seconds away from exploding. If you're lucky he'll go for the monsters. If not, let's just say I've heard lots of rumors of Samson killing the other people just for saying something he didn't like. He may just be blood lusty, always going after a new target. He can be pretty nice to be around when he's not upset, unfortunately its all to uncommon.

Okay, Jacob and Esau are strange. Cause they aren't scary in the way Samson is. Not even the lack of skin on one them is particularly what my problem is. I think Jacob may he purposefully hurting Esau. Like, a lot. They always get into some sort of fight about something. At first it's just a lot of arguing and screaming. Which I get, I did that with my family. But then theirs a point were I'll lose tract of them and I'll never see them again. I never go looking for them. If the entrance to the next floor is open I'm taking it. I, get really scared of what I might see if I did. I hope Esau is okay... I'm sure if I am feeling that extremely malicious vibe from Jacob than Esau must be too. I might just be thinking to deep into it. When you're always on edge, anything can seem like a threat.

I wish I could say more about these guys, but can't speak much on something you don't know. I have heard some rumors about them.

Isaac has muttered about a person named Eden before. A few people had said some things about them. Mostly on how they are way to happy to be here. Admittedly that does sound odd.

Apollyon I have met briefly. I had one run with them, but I died on the first floor. What can I say? They were the first person I met and I had no idea what I was doing. They had helped me with teaching me the basics, so they can't be that bad.

All I've heard about the last person is that I can trust them sometimes and other times I should take them out as soon as possible. Not what I'd call that helpful information. Don't even know who they are talking about.

Job stuffed the key ring back into his pocket. Phew, he had enough spare keys to check out the next item room. He hadn't had the best luck so far, but his angel room had given him some optimism.

More bones?! Really?!? Fine, I guess I'll take it. If I remember correctly this is Bone Spurs. I can't seem to figure out what it does, but I know for sure it doesn't do what the last one does.

He picked up the item, observing the splintered bone for any clue as to what it may do. Job couldn't get anything from a glance alone. Guess he had to put it on for a test ride. The bone had disappeared from his hands, as he felt a slight bit of pressure on the back of his neck. Feeling around a bit, he found one small spot on the middle of his neck where a sharp, jagged piece of bone stuck out. He couldn't feel any noticeable pain from it, which is appreciated. Still, it didn't tell him much on what it did.

Either way, with the new item in tow, he walked back into the catacombs to find this floor's exit.

#the poker chip #main story #asks #((the fact I had somehow managed to randomly get two bone items in a row is pretty funny lmao))#((coming up with a way for bone spurs to be used took a bit of time but eventually I figured it out))#the binding of isaac #binding of isaac #tboi #tboi job #tboi ask blog

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darkestdesired · 4 years

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Moon child

Part 2

An:Finally after 3,00 years i finally finished this!! 😭😭

"What do you mean she knew?! She's a human!You're telling me an innocent fragile human 18 year old could have known what those bloodsuckers are without even Edward knowing?!" Sam yelled loud enough for everyone upstairs to hear.

Seth rubbed my back as he and i sat on the edge of my bed."Hey,it's gonna be ok." I shrugged."He seems really mad though..and i know it's my fault.I should have just kept my mouth shut." He looked to leah for support.She sighed and stood infront of me,"Look i know Sam,He'll yell a bit, but once he gets it out of his system he'll be fine." I winced as he yelled again,"It's alright,I'm used to being yelled at anyways."

Leah clenched her jaw as she saw me wince once more at the sound of the men yelling,"Ok nevermind,I'm over it." She stated before leaving the room.

"Shut up already!" She yelled as she entered the kitchen where Jacob and Sam stood with heated tension

Both men froze and turned towards her,"What did-" she cut Jacob off.

"No shut up,(Y/n) is up there shaking like a leaf talking about how used to yelling she is,Now if you two don't shut up and go up there and talk to her like fucking adults then i swear to our ancestors that i will rip you two apart!" They both stared at her with wide eyes before nodding.

"Good,now go." She pointed upstairs,stepping aside to let them pass.They both gave eachother a confused look before walking upstaires,"I'm the alpha and she..." Sam started,"Don't,She'll hear you.." Jacob elbowed him before they stopped in the doorway. Seth pulled me in for a gentle hug before standing once he noticed the two watching."You better make things right." He whispered to the men before walking past them downstairs.

Jacob sat beside me while Sam leaned against the window seal across from us."So who wants to start..?" Jacob asked looking between me and sam.There was a sigh from across from me,"I will,(Y/n)-" he started gruffly,but once he saw me flinch his voice softened immediately."(Y/n)...i'm sorry for freaking out on you i just...this world can be a very dangerous place and monsters like the cullens are the reason why." I played with a string on the blanket,still not ready to look at them yet. "But they aren't monsters...they were nothing but nice to me.If they really were monsters they had many chances to hurt me." Sam pinched the bridge of his nose,Jacob decided to pick up from there."That may be true,But what Sam meant was all of the bloodsuckers can be very very dangerous to the living,That's why we protect this town from them.And it had been going perfectly fine before the cullens moved here." Staying silent for a moment i took a shaky breath and looked up at them,"Then am i a monster too..?"

He rubbed soothing circles onto my back and whispered calming words to me until i fell asleep,he tried his best to bury me under the blankets before they both left the room. By the time Jacob had carefuly shut the door and turned sam had already stormed his way downstairs.

Sam furrowed his brow and was quick to kneel down on one knee before me,holding my hands in his."Absolutely not! Why would you ever think that?"

He could see that my eyes were beginning to water."My..My father always told me that i-I was nothing but a monster since my mom passed...And when he got remarried it only got worse.." Sam's grip on my hands tightened slightly,once a reassuring gesture was now a protective hold.Jacob rubbed my back gently,urging me to continue. "He told me that my mom was nothing but a disgusting witch and that i should have died with her.." Sam growled in anger standing up and turning away as to not frighten me more. 'If i ever get my hands on that disgusting bastard.' He thought clenching his fists until his knuckles turned white. Jacob put me on his lap and held me to his chest,only when my neck was buried in his chest did i allow the tears to fall.

"O-Oh hey (Y/n), i didn't even heard you come down." He stuttered traying to regain his composure. "Sorry..i got hungry.." My eyes were still red and puffy,my usually bright expression had now become the same deppressed look that i had first come with. 'Just when she was getting better.Damnit Sam.' He thought before smiling softly at me."How about i make you something to eat then? The others are at school and Emily is visiting my mom right now." I nodded,"And those wolves?" He knew exactly who i meant. "They uh..." He wanted to lie but he knew i wouldn't believe him."I have a feeling you already know..." I merely nodded."I knew since i met Sam at the diner, but i could tell you guys didn't want to tell me." He shook his head."No it's not that,we just wanted to protect you ,after everything you've been through we were afraid it might be too much.But after everything that's happened today i think we've already crossed that line." He rubbed his arm in embarrassment.

"I am going to find that bastard and rip him to shreds." Leah nodded in agreement, "And I'm all for it but how are we going to find him Sam,we can't exactly track him in town like this." Leah said rolling her eyes.

Sam raked his hands through his dark hair and shut his eyes tight.He absolutely hated what he was about to suggest. "We need to ask the bloodsuckers for help." Jacob crossed his arms,"Their not exactly the best trackers either Sam.They couldn't even find Victoria when she was in the woods nearby,who knows whether or not this guy already ditched town ." Leah shrugged."I agree but it's worth a shot,right? I don't like the cullens either,well Esme is tolerable,but they might be the best chance of catching this guy as quick as possible." Sam thought for a moment,"It's then decided,Seth you stay here with (Y/n).Leah,Jacob,with me." Running out of the house the three shifted before heading towards the treaty line. Seth watched for a moment before turning to head upstairs,He yelped when he saw me standing behind him with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders.

"Where did they go?" He debated lying again,"They...They went to ask they cullens for help.." I raised a brow,"With..?" He took a deep breath,"Finding your parents."

"They won't find them." I said walking to the kitchen table and sitting down."What do you mean?" I sighed."He and his wife had bags packed when they left me on that road...their long gone by now.." He watched me as i stared down at the table,tears freely fell down my face but i just looked so tired. He sat next to me and placed his hand over mine,"You're apart of our family now,Wether you like it or not." He smiled proudly when i let out a chuckle. "It feels nice..to be wanted..thank you.." He fought back tears himself but a few escaped when he smiled wider."You never have to thank me,you're stuck with me now." He pulled me into a hug,lifting me out of my seat and twirling me around like a goofball.When he finally let me down he ruffled my hair,content with the joyful smile that replaced the saddened frown."Now lets get you something to eat."

When the 3 wolves arrived at the treaty line they saw that Carlisle,Alice and Edward were waiting for them. Carlisle stepped forward,"Alice told us you would need us,What is your plan." Edward relayed to them everything the wolves had told him.He shared a look with Carlisle,"If we ask them..do you think they would actually help?" Edward asked. Carlisle sighed,"It is worth a shot,Demetri is the best tracker in the world.Plus Aro owes me a favor-" he was cut off by Sam's growling.Carlisle looked to Edward for answers,"He is upset that you would even think of asking the Volturi." Carlisle turned to the wolves,"They might be our best option of finding (Y/n)'s father,Demetri can find people that are across the entire planet by smelling them or something with their scent once.I would rather not involve them but i fear we do not have any other choice,Charlie reported that even the police cannot find any traces of her parents." The wolves growled at eachother.

"You can't honestly be thinking of agreeing Sam!" Leah hissed. "After everything the Volturi has done,whose to say they won't just decide to kill her instead." Jacob roared. "They won't,to them she's just a innocent human that doesn't know anything,they don't need to know anything else." Edward said to Sam. Hesitantly Sam nodded,"Don't make me regret this." He threatened.

It took 2 days for the letter to reach the Volturi,and it took 4 days for Alice to recieve a vision."Their coming." She said entering the living room where everyone was waiting. It was silent until Emmet asked the one question on everyones mind.

"Who did they send?"

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ask-the-riders · 3 years

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Since I caved and admitted to Nyx being Lady Night, here's some stuff about her that I figured might help everyone learn a little more about her (if they're interested, of course. If this isn't your thing, feel free to ignore it)

A lot of it is just general stuff, but toward the end, there's also some stuff about her role and involvement with the person who wrote the entries

Her mother was a human, as was mentioned in one of the asks I've answered. Something that Night's staff found particularly interesting (and appalling at times) was that she wasn't afraid of Nightmare. Not in the slightest. Even if he was raging and having a meltdown, she'd lightly tell him to shut up and stop it with the tantrums, that he's a grown man and should know how to behave like one (instead of behaving like an angry child)

Nyx is Nightmare's daughter, and she has a twin brother named Kazimir

As the father, you'd think Night wouldn't have picked favorites with his children, but he did. Nyx was his favorite, his little pride and joy, and his littlr prodigy. She looked up at him, wanting to be exactly like him at some point without knowing the full extent of the things he'd done. Kazimir, meanwhile, was regarded as the troublemaker child, since he started hanging out with Dust and Killer more and became their buddy

When she became old enough to understand more of the things her father did and why he was the way he was, she became really confused, and wasn't sure what to do with herself, so she took to exploring AUs in an attempt to temporarily escape and clear her mind

In every AU she visited, there were always children suffering (on various degrees), and being who she was, she didn't think that'd bother her, but it did

She began moving through the shadows as a guardian for the children that needed help. She knew how to mute her aura, so she stayed hidden, and if something was wrong, she allowed her aura to flare up enough to impact the kid, oftentimes making them run for safety. Left alone with whoever/whatever was about to inflict some sort of pain, she showed herself, and with absolutely no mercy or remorse, she used her aura to mess with their minds

This could make them hallucinate if extreme enough, and if they were dumb enough to attack her, she fought back, completely letting loose on them and feeding off whatever fear and regret they were feeling

Of course, she didn't tell Nightmare. She could look him in the eyes and lie without hesitation, and although he almost caught on a handful of times, she'd manage to still throw him for a loop. Even if he ordered one of his staff to follow her, she could phase through the shadows and lose them

Nightmare's attitude and temper were the largest things she inherited from him. She had no goop or tentacles, and for the most part, she looked like every other skeleton monster. She did also inherit thr notorious scary face thing he does, and it only comes out when she's super mad (the pic of him is what I'm talking about, if you want or need a visual. Image is by @/the-noise-maker btw, as you can see in the pic ^^" it's in no way, shape, or form mine)

Nyx does tend to act like you'd expect every spoiled princess to, normally in the attitude and atture aspects. She also, despite receiving countless warnings from numerous people, does not fear Dust (who, btw, happens to be the most unstable and unpredictable member of Night's team)

Straight up, she'll tell Dust to do something, and if he hesitates or tries to refuse, she'll make direct eye contact and stare him down, as if challenging him. She continues staring until he looks away first, or until she can tell he's beginning to cave

She regards Killer and Axe/Horror as nuisances, and nothing more. Although she'd never directly admit it, she appreciates Cross and does hope he'll stay around)

As Lady Night, she's almost believed to be an actual goddess of some sort, so the person that wrote those entries so far lived in a timeline where they believed in worshipping deities like her. She highkey loved the attention and respect, so she never said anything to discourage them

The person who wrote the entries that actually got to meet her face to face was also given a task that they had to swear to uphold as long as they were physically capable, and that task was to look out for the children. Not just the children from that timeline, but children from any and all timelines that they would eventually travel to

She even occasionally makes surprise visits or surprise calls to make sure they're keeping their word. She doesn't have any problems with them and they work they've done, and she's even somewhat pleased with them

In a roundabout way, they kinda sorta work for her. Even given that though, that doesn't mean they work for Nightmare too. They quite literally only take directions from her and one other person (who I don't wanna reveal yet)

#info #just since she was brought up and I don't wanna leave everyone in the dark about who she is #feel free to ignore this if you want #it's alright #undertale #undertale au #nightmare sans

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babygirlkiki1016 · 4 years

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Y/n's Pov-

Today was a normal day, I woke up to an empty bed, making me groan at the absence of my love. Loki was in Asgard, fixing the messes he caused, which he wouldn't be back for another week. As always, I get up, the cold air hitting my body asI made my way to the bathroom to do my business. Then when I came back to go to sleep for another hour, my phone dinged before I reached the bed. Unlocking my phone, I see the name Tyler, my ex, pop up. About a year ago he left me for Brittany, which was his ex and it was because she was 'depressed' as she so claimed but really she just wanted his money. I opened his message and my eyes went wide at what he had typed.

Y/n,

I want to apologize formally, meet me at the Starbucks by the Avengers tower in an hour. See ya then :)

I scoffed and shook my head, no way in hell was I gonna meet him, although he did say he wanted to apologize formally...maybe I should. What could be so bad about it?

I sat at a booth in the corner of the Starbucks, by the time I arrived he was already there when waiting for me.

"Hey...." He smiled with excitement coming across his features. "I got you (your favorite type of drink), your favorite."

"Thanks..." I muttered while looking at him suspiciously, but took a sip of my drink.

"Thanks for meeting me....I wanted to talk...I'm sorry for leaving you for Brittany. It just turns out she wanted my money...."

"After a year of being with her you finally figured that out?" I snorted.

"I deserve that....but there's something else I wanna tell you." He grabbed both of my hands and softly caressed them with his thumbs. "Y/n I....I miss you...I want to get-"

"No."

"W-What? You d-"

"No, I do not want to get back with you. After what you did, what makes me think you won't do it again? Besides I found someone else, someone who actually treats me like a queen." He scoffed and shook his head.

"You mean that monster? Loki who almost destroyed half of New York?!" He shouted, making me jump, stay strong, I thought, don't let him scare you.

"Yes, now if you excuse me I'm leaving." I stand up and try to make my way towards the door but he grabs my arm forcefully.

"That man is wrong for you! He's a monster, a killer who doesn't deserve you!'

"And you do?"

"He's a monster Y/n how can you not see that?! Especially in his Jotun form, he's an ugly piece of filth who doesn't deserve love-" He immediately stopped talking as I slap him across the face, my hand stinging from impact.

"He does deserve love! Your the monster! Yes he's made mistakes but I love him, besides at least he's trying to fix his mistakes unlike you-" Before I could finish my sentence he pushed me to the floor and punched me, giving me a bloody nose, well no wonder he got angry so quickly, I could smell the alcohol on his breath. He punched me again, over and over then spoke "If I can't have you then no one can!" He pulls out a knife and stabs me in the stomach, making me choke on my own blood, gasping for air as my vision became blurry....

Loki's Pov-

"Brother, come on, how long does it take to pick a ring?" Thor complained, I rolled my eyes. I was gonna do it, I was gonna ask Y/n to be my queen. I told her that I was coming to Asgard to fix the mistakes I had made, which was partly true. However the one mistake I regret the most was not asking her sooner.

"Choosing something for a queen takes time brother, something you obviously don't have.." I retort as I glared at him.

"Brother, it doesn't matter what type of ring you give her she'll say yes even if you didn't give her anything."

"He's right your highness, I've seen the way she looks at you....but I do apologize for the intrusion, you need to get to her immediately." I quickly turn to see Heimdall looking at me with worry. My heart started pounding, did something happen to her? Is she dead?

"What happened!?"

"Something happened to her...she's been injured."

As soon as Heimdall told me what happened I instantly ran to the bifrost, teleporting to the hospital she was placed in. Not caring about anything else, I ran even when I felt as I could run no more.

"Darling!" I yelled as I rushed to her side, tears rolling down my cheeks as I stared at her pale face. She slowly opened her eyes and smiled as soon as she saw me.

Y/n's Pov-

"Your back...your not supposed to be back for another week..." I tiredly muttered as he squeezed my hand, anger overcame his features.

"Who did this?" He growled. "Who hurt my queen!"

"Please don't yell....I'm right here..."

"Sorry my love.....I swear to you, I will capture whoever did this and torture him until-"

"Loki..." I soothed while placing my hand on his cheek, caressing it. He leaned into my touch and smiled as I gave one in return.

"We can deal with that matter later....lay with me?"

"Of course..." He nodded and I slowly scoot over, groaning in pain from my wounds. He kisses my forehead and hugged me lightly, as if I'm fragile like glass. "Please tell me...who did this to you?..."

".....Tyler....He's in the police's hands now, it's all taken care of." I kiss the top of his head, reassuring him that everything's gonna be ok. I could feel something wet drip on my skin, wet tears that belonged to him.

"...When Heimdall approached...I thought the worse thing had happened...I thought you-you..." He began sobbing while holding on to me, like a child holds onto his mother.

"Shh it's ok...im right here..you can't get rid of me that easily." I held him as he cried and eventually began to dose off, then I felt someone softly touching my head while whispering. "He will pay, I promise you that, no one hurts my queen...."

Loki's Pov-

"Brother is she ok?" Thor asked as I charged out of the room, determination on my features.

"She's fine but the man who did this to her won't be."

"Who will we be torturing?" I stop and turn to him.

"We?"

"No one hurts lady Y/n, so yes we."

"...Never thought you were the type. Anyways it was her ex Tyler who did this. He's in police custody, we are going to break him out."

"Sounds like fun."

I appeared in Tyler's cell as he sobbed, calling for her, the one he hurt. How could he care so much for her even though he's the one who did this?

"Hello Tyler." I greeted, I wanted so badly to punch him but I kept calm. He immediately looked up, fear showed in his eyes as he saw me.

"Y-Your-"

"Loki, God of Mischief. I would say it's nice to meet you but....I won't be nice."

".....Is she ok?"

"How dare you ask me that when your the one who stabbed her! But no worries, you will pay soon enough."

"What do yo-" I stepped closer, grabbing him by the neck and dragged him outside to my brother Thor. Who was waiting happily with his hammer.

"Heimdall open the Bifrost." I ordered and up we went to Jotunheim.

"Jeez it's freezing!" Tyler complained.

"Yes, yes it is and this, will be your new home."

"W-What? No I'll die-"

"And so would've Y/n if she wasn't saved, so we are going to leave you here. Oh and here that scattering? I'd suggest you better start running." I threw him on the ground and we teleported back to earth as he shouted for us to come back and help. I watched as he ran with his little mortal legs, hoping to survive. I'd come back for him later when he was close to death, or dead, who knows how long he'll survive. At least he won't be able to hurt my Queen.

#loki of asgard #loki series #loki x reader #loki fanfic #loki (marvel)#marvel #thor x reader #thor ragnarok #thor odinson

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punkscowardschampions · 4 years

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Ava & Nancy

Ava: Has he told you? Nancy: Yeah Ava: How are you holding up? Nancy: better than he is Ava: Not saying much but Ava: that's something Nancy: how are you holding up then? Ava: It's been, a rollercoaster implies that it's in any way on the rails so not that, something as up and down and side to side Ava: tornado, perhaps Ava: but it's far from about me so I'm just here, you know Nancy: I know what you mean Ava: It's more to do with you than me Ava: so, what did he say exactly? Nancy: You know what he's like, just coming out with it Nancy: there's nothing for me to argue with Nancy: maybe if I had a clue then but now Ava: Yeah Ava: but none of us did Ava: I think mum was probably right, even if that's fucked Ava: taking it to the police wouldn't have done anything Nancy: She'd had talked her way out of it, his word against hers and he doesn't come across well when he's upset Ava: Exactly Ava: it's one of those legal grey areas Ava: morally black but you know Ava: can't get charged for that Nancy: I feel like shit, if I hadn't left it wouldn't have been her and none of this would be happening Ava: I know, but you have to try not to think like that Ava: she picked him, really Ava: he was angry and upset, with you, yeah, but Rio too and you know, everyone and everything Ava: but I don't think he would have pursued her, if he were in any state Ava: and she had her problems with you, but I don't think that's solely why she did it either Nancy: I know but he could've used any girl in Chelsea to get back at Rio, it was her because of me, that's all my thoughts keep coming back to Nancy: and no other girl would've used him like that for any reason Ava: We all let each other down Ava: sometimes you have to do what you have to do Ava: and then sometimes bad shit happens because of that Ava: Chloe wouldn't have felt the need to drop this if I weren't with James Ava: we could all just keep on not knowing Nancy: It's not your fault, Av, she hated you cos she hated me first Nancy: it's not like she's heartbroken over James Ava: Still, it wouldn't have happened, you were never going to be dating him Ava: but none of us can live beholden to her and the things she has over us, we shouldn't Ava: at least now, we aren't, she's played all her cards Nancy: Did Buster tell you she's already engaged? Ava: I heard Ava: I looked on Gen's profile and he's like her dad's age Ava: and really stereotypically Italian Nancy: Gross Nancy: I swear to god, she's not a real person Nancy: who does any of this? Ava: I think she does her hardest not to be Ava: fuck everyone else Ava: her parents are just Ava: at a total loss Ava: we say ours are ashamed of us but this is so real Ava: they've had more to do with James than her for years now Nancy: At least he's got their support Ava: I think they're just as scared that they'll lose contact as he is Nancy: Yeah, of course Ava: Did he say if he'd told Ri yet? Nancy: I asked, when I was at my angriest, before I really understood what the circumstances were Nancy: He wouldn't talk about her which either means he has and it didn't go well, or he's still working up to it Ava: She's going to know something is wrong, he can't hide anything from her Ava: and the test takes as long as it takes, I know he was waiting for that but I don't know how Nancy: Right now, I'm selfishly glad that she knows we barely talk so she won't ask me Ava: That's going to be Ava: not fun Ava: never mind how pregnant she is Nancy: Oh god, don't Nancy: I was going to come back for a while but maybe that'll make it worse Nancy: Like he'll think I'm just there to oversee his downfall or something Ava: You don't think that will happen, do you? Nancy: I don't think she'll leave him Nancy: But the old wounds this is gonna open up, even though nobody's disputing he didn't actually consent, when they're still dealing with everything that happened with Venus Nancy: add her hormones in and his way of reacting to literally anything Ava: Fucking hell Ava: you should come back, if you want to though Ava: regardless Nancy: Ri might need me Nancy: not that she'll admit it, obviously Ava: 'course Ava: I don't think it would hurt Nancy: I'm a crap babysitter but I'm a great person to vent at about him so Nancy: if I slag him off enough she'll start leaping to his defence automatically Ava: An evil-good plan Nancy: something good needs to come out of all the evil Ava: We can but try Nancy: Yeah Nancy: I know I need to Ava: Does feel better than doing nothing Ava: only a bit but Ava: still Nancy: I wish there was more I could really do, but it all just feels too late Nancy: inventing a time machine feels very above my capabilities, if I'm honest Nancy: Feel free to tell James I'm here if he ever wants someone to talk to about his monster of an ex Ava: I will Ava: you might have to open a hotline, by the sounds of it Nancy: That'd be a decent earner while I'm back Ava: Time is money, like Nancy: exactly Ava: Wonder what the wedding will be like Nancy: what I remember hearing about hers and James' sounded awful Nancy: but of course this one will have to be more stereotypically Italian Ava: fucked herself on flower girls too Nancy: unless he's got a big family she can insert herself into Ava: Heaven help him Ava: or she's already knocked up, the only way she does it is with a gun to her head and the groom's Nancy: has anyone checked he can speak enough English to know what's going on, like? Ava: I don't know if we've got the welfare team on that Ava: he looks pretty pleased with himself Ava: the pictures would really confirm your homosexuality for you tbh Nancy: Well that's disgusting Ava: If he was the teenaged pool boy, be all over that, obviously Ava: can only hope she's met her match this time Nancy: Even if she hasn't, like you said, there's no more she can do to any of us Nancy: And she'd never get the kids back if she wanted to try that as a last resort Ava: Not putting anything past her obviously Ava: but yeah, I can't see her trying and failing at that any time soon Ava: it's a small mercy Ava: she was no mother Nancy: Imagine having her as yours, oh my god Nancy: it makes me wanna hug mum Ava: Let's not get too crazy Nancy: the urge will have passed by mid-flight, don't worry Ava: Unless you have too many complementaries, of course Nancy: well yeah Ava: No one would blame you on that score Nancy: it doesn't help though Ava: The drink or the lack of blame? Nancy: Both Ava: Yeah Ava: not much in the party mood myself Ava: pity or otherwise Ava: though being forced to 'focus on my schoolwork' like that's remotely important right now is getting me close Nancy: Is there a brochure for the planet mum and dad live on cos I'm really intrigued by it? Ava: They really think they can keep me out of it Ava: Like I'm not the one who did the DNA test, like I'm not the one who got James and Buster to talk Ava: sure, I'll forget about that and write my politics essay, hold on 🙄 Nancy: I'll do your essay as long as you leave enough time for a thorough spell check Ava: You really wanna keep busy, yeah Nancy: Yeah Ava: You are allowed to be angry with him Ava: you know Ava: because he was a victim too doesn't mean you're not allowed to feel that Ava: even if it means you don't direct it at him, you don't have to try and repress it Nancy: I am angry at him, but I'm also so tired of being Ava: Damn genetics Nancy: He can't forgive me for going and I can't keep defending why I had to Nancy: cos he'll never accept that it's not entirely my fault, that I needed him to help me and he wouldn't Ava: He does though Ava: he's told me Ava: like you said, it's too late Nancy: He'll never tell me, so we'll only ever talk when he has good or bad news to give me Ava: Yeah Ava: it's because it doesn't change it Ava: like you said, no time machine Ava: getting him to admit that he wasn't there doesn't change that he wasn't, even if you want to hear it Ava: just like you explaining why you had to leave doesn't mean you stayed Ava: it's all just words, you know Nancy: Then how can we ever? Ava: Maybe you can't Ava: because that isn't a truce Ava: if neither of you is willing to leave your post there is no middle ground Ava: you actually have to be ready and willing to drop defending yourself and blaming each other Ava: and neither of you is, so Ava: that's that Ava: you can't make yourself give it up, clearly Nancy: It's so unfair Nancy: that everything turned out like this Ava: It just is Ava: you have to get to a place where you can just say that's what happened Ava: not attribute why's and who's to it, see it entirely objectively Nancy: maybe if I fly to Tuscany first and murder her Ava: Maybe Ava: you'll still hate yourself though Nancy: Thanks for the reminder Ava: Like you forgot Nancy: my phone alarm is set for hourly bursts of self-loathing, of course Ava: That'll be why you're tired Ava: can't even put that on him, eh Ava: unlucky, like Nancy: I'll have the luck of the Irish and all that good craic to fall back on soon enough, like Ava: 'Course Ava: be a blast Nancy: It always is Ava: It's been a while Ava: things might have changed Nancy: This family would have to catch some kind of break first Ava: Naturally, when I finish this essay, it'll all be worth it Nancy: Just make sure it's worth sticking on the fridge Ava: 'Cos that wouldn't fuck with the aesthetics Nancy: It's no finger-painting, sure Nancy: But if anyone needs the reminder that you're not a toddler it's mum and dad Ava: Really surprising they're not more elated to gain a ready-made grandkid Nancy: If the mother was anyone else, they'd be jumping for joy, no doubt Ava: Unless that mother was me Ava: of course Nancy: James has probably been well and truly scared off Ava: I reckon she's a pretty strong contraceptive Nancy: I'm in no danger but if you put me in a room with her I'd take the pill Ava: 💀 cyanide Nancy: or whichever colour gets you out of the Matrix Nancy: bye babe Ava: Careful Ava: that's what 'woke' lady and minority haters call themselves Ava: don't wanna get in that camp Nancy: is it? Ava: yeah, they're 'red pilled' 'cos they know 'the truth' Ava: the truth that feminism is a lie and all women are evil bitches, like Nancy: Oh great Ava: You accidentally been making loads of enemies over there? Ava: Whoopsie Nancy: I'll say that's the reason now Ava: Go the whole hog and call yourself an incel Ava: when any of the fam asks you how your love life is going Nancy: 😂 Nancy: Don't make me laugh though, my head is killing me Ava: I feel you Ava: the only pills I've been popping are paracetamols Nancy: Nurofen express 💚 Nancy: my actual true love Ava: so rock and roll Ava: shame even by American standards, that's no bitch's name Nancy: Read it in your best impression of the accent if you wanna swoon though, obviously Ava: It clearly does it for you, like Nancy: It's a very diverse place, thank god Ava: Sure babe Ava: the fashion industry is known for it 😏 Nancy: 🙄 Ava: Thanks for not trying to deny it Nancy: I'm not their spokesperson, pros or cons Ava: Not part of the job description of photographer or girlfriend then? Nancy: No Ava: Phew Nancy: Find a way to include it in your Politics essay Ava: Alright, mother Nancy: Never call me that again, please Nancy: if I didn't have a headache before Ava: Yeah, we didn't reckon you'd be next Nancy: Weird that you've discussed it, but okay Ava: The heat needs to be taken off somewhere, like Ava: What about Billie and her fella, do you reckon they'll go for 👶👶? Nancy: No Nancy: they barely see each other at the moment Ava: I won't put my money there then Nancy: You'd be better off keeping it on Buster Ava: I think he's disqualified by default Ava: obviously Ava: don't need no 🔮 Nancy: This one better not be born early cos of the drama Ava: She's getting out of the danger danger zone at least but still Ava: having babies is like what they were born to do Ava: missed those genetics, clearly Nancy: Lord Ava: 😂 You're so squeamish Nancy: I don't like babies, excuse me Ava: I didn't mention anything about the miracle of childbirth even Nancy: thankfully Nancy: cos it's not a miracle, it's a 🤞 & pray for the best kind of situation Nancy: you might tear open or get cut open and you get off lightly if you only 💩 or 🤢 everywhere Ava: 🙄🙄 the dramatics Ava: I've had worse nights out Ava: and I didn't get a cute kid at the end of it so 🤷 Nancy: it's not me that you need to convince so Ava: I don't think I know anyone else so definitely anti-child Nancy: I've got nothing against children, I just don't want any Ava: uhuh Nancy: It's only considered weird cos this family is so obsessed with having as many as possible Ava: Nah, it's not that Nancy: Like I said, reserve the soapbox for someone who wants to hear the pros and cons Ava: Okay Nancy: Okay, I've got loads to finish up before I can leave Ava: 'course you do Ava: I'll let you go then Nancy: I'll talk to you soon Nancy: without time zones to factor in Ava: Cool Ava: no worries Nancy: Let me know if you wanna meet up, who knows where mum and dad will decide to base themselves and when Ava: Regardless, I don't have time to come over there so I won't Nancy: Yeah, exactly Ava: Focus on what you need to do Ava: I was just checking you were okay Nancy: And I wanna check in on you too, so let me know, okay? Nancy: It's the shortest flight ever Ava: Seriously, there's no need Nancy: Alright Ava: Just focus on helping Ri, if that's what you're going to do Nancy: I'll do my best Ava: 👍 Nancy: Later then Ava: Bye Nancy: 🧡 Ava: Is Billie coming over too? Nancy: I don't know Nancy: I'll ask her when she gets home Ava: She should Nancy: I'll do my best with that too Ava: Alright Ava: that's all then Nancy: Okay, bye

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